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[whirring]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ?

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boom

zap zap zap

Elroy, what's going on?

(Elroy) It's my favorite TV program, dad.

Spies in Space. Starring Roger Mars.

Well, he's marring my concentration.

And it's too loud.

Did you call me, dad?

No, I was telling Elroy, the TV is too loud.

(Judy) 'What?'

The TV is too loud.

What crowd?

Not crowd. Loud! Ah, forget it.

Elroy, why don't you turn the TV down? I can't hear dad.

Ah, boy.

(Elroy) Watch this, dad.

Roger is gonna fight those monsters.

Ah-ha! Monsters approaching.

[monsters growling]

More monsters.

[monsters growling]

I'll take them out with my pulsar-ray gun.

zap zap zap

Ah, too much violence.

Yeah, too much violence.

I got an idea, Elroy.

How about reading a book with me?

Can you hold it, dad?

Roger Mars is chasing an enemy of the empire.

"Enemy of the empire." What empire?

Ah, there's nothin' like a good book, I always say.

You do? When?

(George) Well, I always say it.

But the television is so loud, no one can hear me.

Sorry, dad.

I want you to see this, Elroy.

It's called, "Great Heroes of the West."

'These men were heroes.'

'Fearless pioneers.'

Men like Judd Blackstone, who went West

with only a shovel to work the land.

He was so poor, he had to borrow some dirt from a neighbor.

'You know why he did that?'

Oh, nothing good on TV?

That's just it! They didn't have TV.

No TV?

He did it because he had courage.

Do you know what courage means, Elroy?

Sure, dad. Roger Mars has courage.

Courage? Huh! He's not even a real spy.

He's an actor, with a strong overbite.

Elroy, do you even know what he's fighting about?

Search me.

He's not fighting about anything.

You see this?

This was your great-great-great-grandfather.

Big George Jetwest.

'He fought one of the most famous duels ever.'

Against a man named Bad Bart.

The fastest gun in the West.

What did they fight about, dad?

Well, Bad Bart wore a black hat

'and Big George wore a white hat.'

'So, they had to fight.'

That was the code of the West.

- Did he win? - Of course he did.

Good guys always win.

Well, Elroy, I hope you've learnt something.

Yeah, dad, be a good guy and you can't lose.

And, oh, yeah, yeah. You've gotta wear a white hat.

Sheesh.

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Gotcha, Astro.

Roger Mars, secret agent strikes again.

zap

poof

Jane!

What happened to your newspaper, dear?

Ask the secret agent to my left.

Gee, mom, I-I guess I disintegrated it.

Elroy, I thought I told you not to play

with your paper disintegrator toy

while your father's eating.

We've been playing space spy.

- I'm sorry, mom. - Me too.

Why doesn't he do it when I'm payin' the bills?

Don't worry, I'll have Rosie punch in another paper, George.

This space stuff has gone too far.

We're going away for a couple of days, away from Roger Mars.

I want my son to see some real heroes.

Are we going to a spaceball game, dad?

(George) No. I got some vacation time coming

and I'm gonna show my family the Old West.

Just like great-great-great grandpa George Jetwest saw it.

Uh, that old stuff.

A family outing. Wonderful!

I better tell Judy. She has a big date this weekend.

(George) 'I'll tell her.'

Watch this, Judy.

pop

Oh, Bavo, you're so wonderful.

I know.

(George) 'Judy, I wanna talk to you.'

Daddy, I'm on the phone.

Oh, dad, this is Bavo Crushstar.

Quarter back of the Orbit High football team.

- Hi, Mr. Jetson. - Delighted.

- We're going on vacation. - I can't.

I've got a date with Bavo.

Get packin', Judy.

Bavo, I'll have to call you right back.

Oh, that's okay.

I-I'm just gonna tackle something.

"Tackle something?" Isn't he dreamy?

Daddy, why do I have to go?

As head of this household, I've decided that

everybody's going.

The whole family.

Even Astro, dad?

(George) 'Uh, yeah, even Astro.'

Yipee!

screech

slurp slurp

Down, boy. Down.

[sobbing]

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

Everybody, into the fast-change quickie costume machine.

Ready? Okay.

Let's go, ha-ha, partners.

[whirring]

Hm. Bluff's point.

We'll stop there first.

'That was where the famous duel between'

'great-great-great-granddad Jetwest'

'and Bad Bart took place.'

They met at sundown in the middle of the street.

Face to face, jaw to jaw.

George Jetwest against the fastest gun in the West.

'They were supposed to draw on the third sound'

'from the church bell.'

'It rang once'

'and everybody cleared the streets.'

'It rang again'

'and the men grabbed for their guns.'

'It rang a third time, and then-'

[police siren]

Oh, no, a space cop.

What did I do? What? What?

[laughs] Anything wrong, officer?

Oh, so that's it.

What's it? What? What?

I saw blinkin' lights and I thought it might be

some kinda distress signal.

Blinkin' lights?

beep beep beep

Sorry, sir, but it's the altitude.

My electrons rush to my head.

Yeah, we gotta take her in for a recharge.

Okay, you can go now.

But watch out for Bad Bart Blaster.

- You mean, the- - Yeah.

Great-great-great-grandson of the original Bad Bart.

He's been causin' some trouble around here.

So, be careful.

Wow, this is exciting.

The Wild West still lives on.

Oh, let's let it live.

Maybe we should go back, dear.

No, Jane. Would Big George Jetwest have gone back?

If he were my husband, he would have, and right now.

Look at that, Bluff point is dead ahead.

Look, Astro, the space cadet's training center.

Rockets, shuttles, wow.

Vroom!

This is great, dad.

Wait a minute, this is supposed to be a ghost town

not a space city.

George, this was so clever.

Making us think we were going to some horrible western town

and then bringing us here.

Where's the hotel? It's lunch time.

But we are going to some horrible western town.

I mean, we-we're going to the Old West.

At least we're supposed to be going to the Old West.

Look, dad, I'm a galaxy astronaut.

And I'm a monkey's uncle.

Where's the salon? Where's the sheriff's office?

And you're a space cadet, how thrilling.

Watch this.

whoosh

Oh, Mr. Apollo, you're so wonderful.

[chuckles] I know.

Dad, there's someone I want you to meet.

This is Neil Apollo.

Hi, Mr. Jetson.

Want to see me achieve total weightlessness?

- Yes! - It isn't difficult really.

You just..

We're getting outta here. Let's go, Elroy.

Gosh. Coming, dad.

I don't understand it, Jane.

That doesn't look like an old ghost town.

Hey, Judy, you wanna see me achieve total weightlessness?

[sighs]

(Judy) Wasn't he just spacey?

I could've stayed there forever.

[inhales]

- What about Mapopreshner? - Mapo-who?

We'll just go somewhere else.

Love Point wasn't the only town in the West.

I'll just find another place to land.

I told you not to space float while your father is flying.

Sorry, mom.

- I've got it. - What?

- What? - What?

It's two forks next.

Wonderful, I'm starved.

We'll need two more knives and spoons too.

Oh, not "Two forks", Two Forks, an old cattle town.

Did I ever tell you about the time

my great-great-great-granddad

George Jetwest got a posse?

(all) Yes.

Oh!

Dad, how about lunch?

Astro looks kinda hungry.

- He's always hungry. - I'm hungry too, George.

Maybe we should stop for a while.

(George) 'Sorry, Jane. We're burning daylight.'

Burning daylight?

- That's western talk. - 'Oh, that's nice, dear.'

- Yippie! - What is it, dear?

Look up, ahead.

'Eureka, the old West at last.'

Put the coffee on the fire, Rosie.

And put some beans on the burner.

Beans? Rosie?

Full of western talk, Roy-boy.

Now this is got to be the real, old West.

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[whirring]

Cut! Cut, cut, cut. Who are these people?

They must be extras, CB.

Oh, are they extras in this scene?

No, CB.

Cut!

thud

- Where are we? - You're on my set.

My closed set.

Closed set of what? And who are you?

Who am I?

[laughs] Who am I?

That's not fair. I asked you first.

What are you doing here?

(Jetson) 'I'm looking for Two Forks.'

- What happened to it? - This is Two Forks.

Two Forks Studio. Who's your agent, kiddo?

Agent? I just wanna see some cowboys.

You must be on the western picture.

- That's sector D3. - 'Thanks.'

What happened to the West? Everything's modern now.

Maybe, there never was a West.

Maybe everything was always easy.

- 'What's the trouble, old boy?' - Huh?

Hey, you-you-you're.. Your're-

Roger Mars.

[gasps]

You're the big TV star.

I know.

- What are you doing here? - I work here.

I saw you were looking rather down at the mouth

and thought you might need some help.

Hop in. Maybe I can cheer you up.

Well, okay.

But, you wouldn't understand.

What's wrong? Bad director?

- No. - Bad script?

- No, it's my kid. - Child actors.

You can't work with them, I know, I know.

Scene stealers.

I don't think you know what I mean. He's my son.

Even worse. Never work with family, old chum.

They'll upstage you every time.

I don't believe this.

So, that's the problem?

Yeah, I wanted Elroy to learn a few historical things.

He might still.

All you want is to show him

what the old West was like, right?

Right.

Well, what if you did show him?

I could play this Bad Bart chap

and you be the good guy.

You mean, play acting?

Why not?

Some disguises, some blanks in the guns

we could put on a jolly good show.

Where?

There's an old ghost town set on the back lot.

- Set 33? - Right.

I'll get ready and wait for you in the salon.

Gee, thanks.

Be there with your family in five minutes.

[whirring]

You wouldn't believe who I just saw?

Roger Mars?

Yeah-ha. No.

A Bad Bart Blaster.

Oh, that stuff again.

Come on, daddy, please.

I'm telling ya, I was walking along

not bothering anyone

when boom, he challenges me to a duel.

I wanna meet this Bad Bart.

I don't know if we should, honey.

It may not be safe for women and children.

Bad Bart Blaster is a dangerous man.

Look, George, if he's such a bad guy, let's just leave.

Jane, I'm trying to teach our son something.

What, how to be silly?

The two of you grown men, it's just juvenile.

[growling]

Rosie, do something.

Heal.

(Jane) Thank you, Rosie.

I'm going in there to face up to Bad Bart.

Mm, m-maybe, you shouldn't, dad.

It's time you learned about family honor, Elroy.

snap

Hey, take it easy, pal.

That you, Jetson?

Yep.

You're the great-great-great-

Save your breath, I'm him.

So what?

I got an old score to settle with you.

For the honor of the Bad Bart, whose cards were marked?

- They weren't. - They were.

Bad Bart never lost with a fair deck.

And George Jetwest never marked his cards.

Dad, h-he's got a G-U-N.

Quiet down, kid. I ain't ignorant.

I can ask the..

I know what I got.

Just be outside in the middle of the street, Jetson.

Just like they did it.

'I'll give you one hour.'

Why wait, unless you're chicken?

Dad, ek-stay on the ek-en-chi.

Let's make it now.

George, please.

Hear that Jetson? That's your widow talking.

This Mars guy is terrific.

Come on, Bark.

bark bark bark

See you in an hour, Bad Bart.

George, what's wrong with you?

He's a killer.

I can't let that stop me.

Mr. J, I've entered all relevant data into my computer bank

to calibrate your chances in the duel.

How do they look, Rosie?

Not rosy at all, Mrs. Jane.

You don't have to do this, dad.

We learned what you wanted to teach us.

Son, sometimes a man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Gee, you're the greatest, dad.

I can't believe how well it's going.

[laughs]

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

I should have won three space Oscar awards.

[laughs]

[groaning]

What're you doing here?

[groans]

Ah. Oh, thanks, old boy.

Roger, you were terrific back there.

You think I was convincing?

What are you saying, Jetson?

I've been tied up the entire time.

But you're supposed to be zapping me in three minutes.

- 'Two minutes, Jetson.' - Two minutes, you see?

That is not moi.

Oh, then who'll be shooting at me, your stunt man?

Jetson, that's Bad Bart Blaster down there.

He tied me up and took my place.

He knows who you are.

You mean, the Bad Bart Blaster?

Yes, he's out for revenge.

He'll be shooting at you.

(Bad Bart) 'Let's go, Jetson. It's shootout time.'

I'm a dead man. Dead I tell you.

Easy, Jetson. Don't worry.

There's always a bright side.

Bright side, can you think of one?

Brace up, old man, the show must go on.

It must?

Yes, go out there and break a leg.

Your family's waiting, Jetson.

Yeah, I'll do it for my family.

For Elroy, for Judy, and for Jane.

And I'll do it for George Jetwest.

That's the stuff. Catch it up. Entrance.

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[barking]

At last, a showdown.

And I called him a chicken. Oh, boy!

gulp

[growling]

Oh, dear, oh, dear!

- Bark, is that you? - Astro?

Uh-huh, that's me.

Long time no see.

George, it's my cousin, Bark.

Hey, your mutt talks like my mutt.

(in unison) Mutt?

'No, I said mutt.'

I'm waiting for you to draw, Jetson.

D-d-draw?

- I'm not a mutt. - Yeah!

He's not a mutt.

I give up. I give up!

George, you were wonderful.

You too, Astro.

[smirking]

I say, smashing!

And what's your name?

Judy and you're Roger Mars.

Ah, you know me?

Now, watch this, Judy.

[drumroll]

Oh, Mr. Mars, you're so wonderful.

I know.

Gee, Mr. Mars, I watch your show all the time.

You're my favorite hero..

...uh...movie star!

But you are my hero, dad.

[chuckling] You're learning, Elroy. You're learning.

And you're my hero too.

Muaahh.

Thanks.

Oh, watch this.

[instrumental music]

[gunshot]

Oh, ow, oh, ow!

Look, Judy, here's a picture of Roger Mars.

Oh, isn't he smashing.

Yeah, and he's a nice guy too.

Got ya, Astro.

zap

Elroy!

Why don't you go watch a good spy show on TV?

Spies? That's old news, dad.

High Moon is playing at the Star Theater.

May I go, mom?

Alright, but when will you be back, dear?

Ah, about seven down, mum.

Right, partner.

Jane, I created a monster.

No, George, you created another Jetwest.

[laughs]

(Elroy) Adios, mum, dad.

We're going off into the sunset.

- Yip-p-e-e-e! - Yip-p-e-e-e!

Adios!

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