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[theme music]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ?

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[instrumental music]

(Judy) 'Hold on to your rocket, Steffi.'

Here's the latest scoop.

I'm going out with Scotty Sky Master tonight.

Scotty Sky Master?

He's only the spaciest boy in school.

Judy, will you get off the vis-a-phone?

You're cloggin' up the air waves.

Daddy, this is a vey important call.

Scotty just bought a brand new Cosmic Cruiser

and we're gonna go star-hopping tonight.

- Supersonic! - Huh.

I didn't wanna do it, but it's gotta be done.

[mumbling]

[chuckles] Over and out!

George, is that any way to treat your daughter?

It was either that or pull the vis-a-phone outta the wall.

[phone ringing]

Not another one!

I'm sorry, buddy, but Judy can't come to the phone right now.

Besides, you look too old and tired for my daughter, anyway.

[clears throat] I'm Mr. Dymaxian.

Head of the Chamber of Cosmic Commerce.

And I don't wanna talk to your daughter

I want to talk to your wife.

Um, um, did I forget to pay my Zoomingdale's bill?

[laughing] No, Mrs. Jetson.

That's not why I'm calling you at all.

The nominations for the Outstanding Woman of the Year

have been narrowed down to two finalists.

And I'm proud to announce that you, Jane Jetson

have been selected by our distinguished committee

of judges as one of them.

Oh! Oh, my galaxies!

I can't believe it!

Jane Jetson? Outstanding Woman of the Year?

I can see Jetson's mealy-mouthed grin right now.

- Yuck! - Why?

With me as the other finalist

the poor dear doesn't stand a chance!

I never leave anything to chance.

whack

If you do, it may come back and haunt you.

Where in the universe is Judy?

I told her to be home before midnight.

That's right, Reorge.

According to my calculations

there is a 99.9% probability factor

that Miss Judy is A-Okay.

That's right, George.

She's just out having a good time.

- A good time? - Of course.

Don't you remember when you were a teenager

out cruising with your sweetheart?

Hmm. I remember, alright!

I'll vaporize that kid

if he doesn't bring her back this minute!

[whistles]

[mumbling]

So the princess returns.

[giggling] Gee.

Has everybody been waiting up for little old me?

Wipe that grin off your face, young lady?

You've got some heavy explaining to do.

- Yeah! - No problem, daddy.

Scotty and I were at the solar submarine races

on the rings of Saturn.

- Oh! - Oh!

But on the way back the van ran out of fuel

and we had to find a Trilivian Crystal sub-station

that was open in that part of the galaxy.

You expect me to believe that?

Yeah! You expect us to berieve that?

[gulps] Rorry, Reorge.

Judy, your mother and I were discussing it

and perhaps I have been an overprotective parent.

- Way over! - Uh, yes, uh..

So as I was saying to her

maybe Judy would enjoy a couple of weeks away from us.

Would she ever?

(George) 'Maybe with another lovely girl close to her own age.'

Any age.

Well, I've been looking through the family album

and found just the girl you'd enjoy your visit with.

- 'Your cousin, Melissa.' - Urgh!

I'd rather work in the solarium salt mines on Jupiter

than waste my time with that intergalactic wallflower.

(Petunia) 'Mr. Dymaxian told me Jane Jetson was nominated'

because she fits the judges' ideal of the perfect homemaker.

She's not that perfect.

After all she picked Jetson as her husband.

If she wins, who can I look down on?

The coward, he moved!

There must be something they're hiding.

And once their reputation is ruined

you'll be a shoo-in for the award.

Well, I'd certainly like to win.

But we just can't go spying on them, can we?

Of course not. I'm an honorable man.

Somebody else is gonna do that!

Detective Lenny Laser at your service.

What's your pleasure today? Prying? Spying? Lying?

Nothing's too sneaky for me.

[sniggering]

Ooh, I love it.

Now, here's what I want you to do.

Someday you're gonna thank me for this.

- I doubt it. - Greetings, ancestors.

- Uh, who-who-who are you? - Uncle George, Aunt Jane.

Don't you recognize me? I'm Melissa.

Melissa? From the family album?

Leaping laser blasts! You sure look different.

Well, what're we waiting for, Melissa?

Take me to your leader.

Just a micro-second. What's your hurry?

I don't wanna waste anymore time, daddy.

Melissa and I have a lot of catching up to do.

Uh-h, I-I've been thinking, Judy.

Maybe you'd have better time at home.

What gives, dad? Are you having second thoughts?

Yeah. And third and fourth and fifth thoughts, too.

George, you can't go back on your word now.

After all, daddy, it was your idea.

Well, I, uh, um..

Oh, George, relax. It'll be fine.

Well, okay.

But at least let me give you a lift to Melissa's.

No problem, Uncle G.

I've got my bike parked right outside.

- Bike? - See, George.

Melissa is still a bit old-fashioned.

[engine revving]

Hurling rockets!

'A supersonic jet booster scooter.'

Boy, is Judy lucky!

You call that lucky?

Look at it on the bright side, George.

Judy is only going away for two weeks.

How much trouble can she get into?

[engine revs]

None if I can stop her.

No, you don't. You leave her alone.

I want your promise.

- Well.. - Promise!

(George) Well...okay.

So, Judy, what do you think of the Crabby Nebulas?

Oh, your friends certainly are moonique.

[laughing] Yeah. And we're different, too.

[grunting]

Hey, hey, hey, hey! How's my biggest booster buddy?

Simply stellar, Maxi.

That's your boyfriend?

So, cousin Judy, you're kinda cute.

It runs in the family.

Well, snooty Judy's got lots of spunky spunk.

Uber-duber! Judy's new friends sure look rough.

But nothing's gonna stop me

from looking after my little girl.

Sheesh! Detective work is definitely a dirty business.

Come on, Judy. Hop on for the ride of your life.

Uh, maybe I'll watch.

Come on, snooty Judy. It's time to bust this roost.

[laughing]

Totally atomic.

Let's zoom!

[gasps] My little girl!

I better not let her out of my sight.

(Lenny Laser) 'Ooh, very, very interesting.'

Mr. Spacely will be anxious to hear about this.

[screaming]

Sorry, buddy, but I'm in a real hurry.

Oh! This job isn't only dirty, it's dangerous.

(Maxi) Make way for the Crabby Nebulas.

- Whoopee! - Ya-hoo!

Lots of fun, eh, Judy?

Y-yeah. It's outta this world.

[sniggering] This is so sneaky, so dishonest.

So brilliant.

Uber-duber. I gotta catch up with those speedy space-agers.

Yeow!

(Maxi) Up, up and away!

[sniggering] I could get an atomic award for this film.

(Melissa) Blip blop hip hop.

D-do you think we'll ever see land, again?

Oh, gee. I don't know.

Mad Max wants to boost up here for ever.

[gulps] Forever?

Loosen up, kid. Just go with the flow.

Woah!

Sheesh! I can hardly see a thing.

[cawing]

Whoa!

Those swallows must be going

to the planet Capistrano early this year.

(Maxi) 'Move out of the way, space hog.'

And watch where you're going.

I know where I'm going. Down.

(George) Anybody? I'm home.

(Jane) 'George, what happened?'

Nothing. Nothing.

You look like you fell into an open mattress.

Let's just say I can lick my weight in swallows.

Well, you look terrible.

I better call the pair of medics.

Really, Jane. I'm fine. I never felt better in my life.

boing

Oh, who am I kidding?

(Petunia) 'Why did he pick a dimly-lit street corner at midnight?'

Th-th-they all do.

D-don't worry, Petunia. Y-you're safe with me.

- Uh, where is he? - Right here.

Ah! Detective Laser, did you find out anything?

Yeah. There's a crazy man on my tail and he's out to get me.

We don't care about any crazy man.

All we care about is Jane Jetson.

I'm not sure I want to hear anything

against Jane Jetson, Cosmo.

Well, I spotted her daughter Judy

with a wild gang of booster scooters.

Who am I supposed to tell?

Oh, me, me. You tell me.

It's not that I enjoy slinging mud.

No, but I'm sure gonna love seeing Jetson sinking in it.

[laughing]

(Maxi) Zoomer-boomer.

This looks like a great place

for a little game of space chicken.

Uh, can I sit this one out?

Oh, don't be such a cube, Judy. You'll love it.

[engine revving]

(Maxi) Get ready, get set.

(all) Blast off!

Here I go again.

(Max) This is what I call life in the fast lane.

(Judy) This is what I call, crazy!

The sooner I get more evidence

the sooner I can quit this caper.

Whoa!

- Totally turbulent! - J-jumpin' Jupiter!

Yeow! Look at that booster go.

Who is that guy?

I don't know, but whoever he is, he's a real Space Ace.

Boy, he sure is something.

Yeah. Something I'd like to get rid of.

[instrumental music]

(Melissa) 'Rock and roll. Go, go, go.'

This music really moves.

Einstein, what are you doing?

Haven't you ever heard of breakdancing?

You look hungry, kid. Have some dinner.

You call this dinner? Yuck! I call this space junk.

What's the matter? Aren't you having a good time?

I've had better.

Well, stick with me and we'll go places.

- Just the two of us. - And cousin Melissa?

- You plan on forgetting her? - I already have.

So, uh, think about it, kid. I'll be back.

I've already made up my mind. The answer is no.

- Unh! - Space Ace.

- Am I glad you dropped in? - Huh? Who's Space Ace?

(Judy) 'You are. That's what all the kids are calling you.'

- Oh? - Don't be so modest.

You were great today. I've never seen anyone fly like you before.

Ah, oh, it's nothing.

Say, why don't you take off your helmet and join the party?

Uh...no, uh..

You're not into it, either, huh?

I know what you mean. I'd like to get outta here myself.

Oh! Well, then why don't you go back home?

Home? How could I go home even if I wanted to?

Easy. Just call your father.

My father? No way!

I'd be humiliated if I gave up now.

Look who's here. Mr. Hotshot.

That is Space Ace to you.

Uh-h-h, no, that's alright.

He can call me whatever he wants to.

Well, I'm calling you a party crasher!

And I don't like party crashers! Get my drift?

[chuckling] Uh, uh, nice meeting you, fellas!

But I've gotta run now. It's, u-uh, getting kind of late.

(Judy) W-wait! You can't leave now.

Hey, what's goin' on here? You trying to steal my girl?

I'm not your girl.

Listen, you Sunday astronaut. You want her?

You're gonna have to fight for her.

Hey, Maxi, why don't you battle it out

with the Space Ace

at the "Demolition Destructo Derby" tomorrow?

- Are you outta your mind? - Yeah, are you outta your mind?

I've won it for four years in a row.

Only one guy can survive the race and that guy is me.

I'm with you, Maxi. Go out and do it!

And this time after I win, Judy here will be my reward.

I don't wanna be your anything!

Uh, uh, you mean if I win I get to take Judy?

Eh! That's fine with me, chump. Winner takes all.

I know you can do it, Space Ace.

Well, that makes one of us.

Jetson is late!

Jetson is late!

Where is that lazy, good-for-nothing?

Doesn't he get enough sleep at work?

I'm sorry, Mr. Spacely, but I was up late last night

dealing with a family problem.

The only problem with your family

is that you're the head of it.

Now, get to work.

You know, Jetson is acting nuttier than usual.

And I don't think this is his lunch bucket, either.

[chuckling] Wouldn't it be delicious

if he's a part of that reckless gang?

That helmet? It's him, alright.

George Jetson is Space Ace.

Oh, Jetson is a menace to society.

Who cares about that? The man's a menace to me.

I know all about him firsthand.

(Petunia) 'Good work, Detective Laser.'

'What's next on the agenda?'

Well, unfortunately

I'm on my way to the "Demolition Destructo Derby."

George is one of the contestants.

Bring us a video of that

and we'll have all the evidence we need.

[laughing nervously] Sure thing, Mr. Spacely.

Then, I can take a nice, long rest..

...in the emergency ward.

How come you're havin' all the fun, dad?

Smashing all those cars?

Elroy, not a word about

the "Destructo Derby" to your mother.

- I don't want her to worry. - Sure, dad.

- I've been sworn to secrecy. - George, where are you going?

Uh, well, sweetheart

uh, I-I'm going to see how Judy's doing.

Maybe I'll run over to the other constellation

and get her to come home early.

Do you really think it's necessary?

I do. Wish me luck. I'll need it.

Why do you say that?

(male1) 'Welcome to the "Demolition Destructo Derby."'

Fasten your seatbelts.

So, you're gonna be Maxi's prize?

I don't want him. You can keep him.

- I don't want him, either. - You don't?

No. I've had it with this scene, Judy.

The Crabby Nebulas are too warped out!

Why don't you just leave?

Are you kidding? No one gets away from Mad Maxi.

- Everyone's always watching. - Well, I'm not worried.

Space Ace will win the race and I'll get out of here

and you can come with me.

Space Ace is a loser, Judy.

Einstein and Pinhead are both in the race

and they'll crunch him.

You mean they'll all be in the race?

'That's right! Everyone of them.'

Too bad for Space Ace, but it might be good for us.

(male 1) 'Some of the greatest names in destruction driving'

'are here tonight, folks.'

'And wrecking us for the very first time'

'is the mystery man of the derby, Space Ace'

'in his incredible chiseling chassis chopper.'

Rhat's Reorge!

Quiet, Astro. We're sworn to secrecy.

(male 1) 'They're off.'

What're you watching, Elroy?

Oh, uh, uh, just an old, re-run of "Star Fight," mom.

Hi, everybody. I'm back.

Judy, I'm so glad your father brought you home safely.

What're you talking about, mom?

Well, your father said he was going to check up on you.

And if you didn't see him then where is he?

- I'll show you. - Shh.

- Rhat's him. - Space Ace!

That's daddy?

(George) Whoa!

(Maxi) Take that, you galactic goon.

What a way to make a living.

[all laughing]

[grunting] I hope some day..

...Judy will appreciate what I'm doing for her. Unh!

And I hope I'm around..

...to appreciate her appreciation. Unh!

George, what in the world are you doing

in a Destruction Derby?

I'm getting bashed and smashed!

What does it look like I'm doing?

Anyway, you're not supposed to know about it.

Well, I do. George, Judy is not there.

She's here at home.

- Home? - Ah! Having fun, Space Ace?

[chuckling]

No, I'm getting outta here.

[stammering] I'll talk to you later, dear.

[screeching]

[all laughing]

Ugh! Hey, what're you doing? I'm not in the race anymore.

(Maxi) Oh, yes, you are to the finish.

I gotta get outta here or I'll be flat as a Plutonian pancake.

[crashing]

And here comes the winner, Space Ace!

George, are you alright?

Well, I think I'm still in one piece.

If I can only get this helmet off.

- Let me help you, daddy. - Ah!

You sure went to an awful lot of trouble for me.

Well, I'm sorry I spied on you, Judy.

I'm glad you cared enough to, dad.

You were terrific, dad.

Wait till I tell all the kids at school.

Elroy, my days as Space Ace

are over as of right now.

Doesn't this guy ever quit?

- Incredible. - It's unbelievable.

- It's staggering. - It's all my fault.

I've ruined your chances for the award.

Oh, George, I never thought I would win anyway.

I'm just glad I have my whole family back together again.

Well, have you seen enough?

Yes, we certainly have.

[indistinct chatter]

Well, second place isn't too bad, dear.

Don't take it too hard, Jetson.

But that's the way the satellite bounces.

[laughing]

Thanks a lot for cheering me up, Mr. Spacely.

After due deliberation, we've come to an enthusiastic

and unanimous decision.

The Outstanding Woman of the Year

is none other than..

'...Jane Jetson.'

(all) Hurray!

That's the kind of spirit we're looking for.

Anyone who can keep a family like that together

deserves the award.

Gee, honey, I almost feel sorry for Mrs. Spacely.

I think Mr. Spacely is the one to feel sorry for.

You! You and your miserable conniving.

And me. Whatever he gets tonight, I'll get tomorrow.

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