All language subtitles for The Jetsons s02e09 S.M.A.S.H.eng

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ?

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[instrumental music]

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Try to be real quiet
this morning.

Your father worked
very late last night.

He needs all the sleep
he can get.

Right.

clink clink clink

pop pop pop

Don't we have
any quieter cereal?

Sorry, Roy-boy. From now on,
I'll boil the corn flakes.

I'll just make sure
he's sleeping alright.

Try some of my
fantastic pancakes.

Look, there goes Susie.

swoosh

screech

splat

Hey, way to go, Rosie.

I knew making them
like leather

would pay off someday.

Wha.. Huh? Aa.. Who?

I just wanted to tell you,
you don't have to wake up.

Sleep as long
as you like.

And you too, Astro.

He is sleeping
so soundly.

[telephone rings]

Hello.

Spacely here.
I wanna speak to George.

Oh, dear!
Is it really important?

Of course not.

I phone all my employees
at seven in the morning

to ask
how their family is.

Oh, well, Judy is just fine,
just a little sniffle.

But Elroy has a tooth
which might have to be-

Just get George
on the phone, will ya?

George is out.
He really is.

Sure, sure, still
in the shower I bet.

Well, tell him
I'll be there in five minutes.

I want him to drive me
to the jetport.

He better be ready.

We've got five minutes
to get your father ready.

[drum roll]

creak

Ah! Aah! No!

George, hush,
you'll wake the dog.

Three minutes to go.

George?
Anyone in there?

He's gotta be
in there somewhere.

Leave it to me, Mrs. Jane.
My coffee's a real eye-opener.

Do you really think
it'll do it?

It better open his eyes

or else it will
blow his ears off.

(Jane)
'You're sure it's strong?'

You can throw these
grounds away

only at a hazardous
waste dump.

Where am I?

- Home.
- Another question.

- Go ahead.
- Who am I?

If you don't shape up,
you're going to be

the unemployed George Jetson.

Your boss is coming by in two
and half minutes to pick you up.

He'll be here
in two and a half minutes?

- That's right.
- Okay.

So half a minute
to get downstairs.

[yawns]
It still gives me two minutes to sleep.

Ah, help me get him
to the tube.

Thanks, Judy.
I can handle him now.

[upbeat music]

Good morning, Mrs. Jetson.

Eh, you want me
to walk your dog for you?

It's Mr. Jetson.
He knows how to walk.

At least he used to.

Oh, dear.
There is Mr. Spacely.

It's George's boss.

Goodbye, dear.

Ha-ha, Mr. Spacely,
I've been waiting for you.

- What got into him?
- Fear.

I'll be gone for two weeks.
They're painting my garage.

Thought I'd leave
my new car with you

so it can be looked after.

I'd be happy to.
It is a beaut!

And it'd better still be
a beaut when I get back.

But that fair
is so far away.

I don't like you driving
your old car, such a distance.

I know.
Let us take dad's car.

If you have to go anywhere,
you can use Mr. Spacely.

- But I'm not sure-
- Thanks, mom.

- Come on, Elroy.
- Yahoo!

Uh, but drive safely.

- Oh, ma.
- I mean it.

Okay, you got it.

I don't even remember
saying yes.

Park this in a good safe
spot. Will you, Henry?

Ah, kids.

What kind
of idiot parent would

let any kids
like that drive a car?

Uh, Mr. Jetson?
Uh, they're your kids.

Just like children,
always running off

and leaving the mess
for someone else to clean up.

beep

shoop shoop shoop

Uh, George honey,
I have a wonderful idea.

The children just
left for the fair.

I know,
I saw the blur.

Why don't we go too?

All the games,
the rides, the food..

The noise,
the clowns, the heartburn.

We could have
an old fashioned picnic

the air,
the sun, the flowers.

The ants, the bugs,
the bees, nope!

Me for a nap.

Aw, honey, come on,
do it for me.

I'm taking this nap
for you.

I'm a much nicer person
when I'm asleep.

Oh, well, I'll do some shopping
and return the silverware

I borrowed
from Maggie Rocket.

I could use Judy's jalopy.

Try not to disturb
Mr. Jetson.

I'll dust around him.

Morning, Henry.

Where's my daughter's car?

Uh, would you give this
to Mr. Jetson?

Oh, the key
to Mr. Spacely's car.

Hey, I can use that.
Where is it?

Right here. But you may not be
used to a high performance-

No problem,
a car is a car.

swoosh

How do you
slow this down?

[automated voice]
'You are far over the speed limit.'

(Jane)
'I know that, what can I do?'

[automated voice]
'You are far over the speed limit.'

Can't you say
anything else?

[automated voice]
'Yes, goodbye. I'm bailing out.'

I guess I'd better
take it back home.

Oh-ho, that's why
it was going so fast.

The cruise control,
I'll turn it off.

So, you wanna race,
eh, sister?

Well, I'll give you
a little taste of turbo.

[revving]

Oh, the shopping mall. Perfect.

Nothing to it.
Like I said, a car is a car.

crash

clang

clang clang clang

thud

Aah! That's all it took. A
little nap and I'm ready to go.

Terrific.

That was a great idea
of yours, sweetheart.

We'll take Spacely's car
and go to the fair.

Yes, sir, we're going
to have a rear bang up day.

It certainly started
out that way.

It will be fun, the games,
the rides, the food.

The noise, the crowds,
the heartburn.

We'll have a picnic
the air, the sun, the flowers.

The ants,
the bugs, the bees.

Why don't you take
a little nap instead?

Say, for a couple
of weeks?

Don't rub it in.

Come on, Henry Orbit
has Spacely's car key.

No, uh, I have it.
I used the car to go shopping.

Let's go. We'll just throw this
in the back seat.

(Jane)
'You can't. The back seat's full.'

Full of what?

The front seat.

You don't look
so good, honey.

Come on, you could
use some fresh air.

- George, the car's not here.
- Where'd you leave it?

In the Midway Shopping Centre.

I left it between
the entrance and Kiddieland.

But that's five blocks.

I know, I left a little
on each block.

Jane, this key won't
fit in any car.

It fits his.

No. It couldn't be.
Please don't tell me.

I'm trying not to.

Well, if it's just
a little scratch..

...we can take care of that.

It's not as though
it was a total wreck.

It is a total wreck.

I'm sure
that wasn't her fault.

But what do I tell Spacely?

One minute his car is brand new,
the next minute it's a wreck.

- How do I explain that?
- Depreciation?

Look, maybe it's not as bad
as it sounds, Mr. J.

Go look at it.

It's at the
Far-Out Fix-It Garage.

We'll have to take
Judy's jalopy.

I loaned her our car.

You wrecked Spacely's car
and Judy's driving ours?

Oh, I knew this was a day
I should've stayed in bed.

[engine sputtering]

Ah, license 7-3-8-9-A-J.

First, you need
your frame straightened

your jets realigned,
your body, uh-

Oh, we're not here
about this car.

Oh, Mrs. Jetson, hah,
keep bringing 'em in

and I'll make you
a partner.

My husband wants to know how bad
that other car really is.

Well, I'll tell you the truth.
Well, I've been in this business

all my life and I've only seen
one other wreck that was worse.

But you have seen
one worse.

Yeah, you're driving it.
Ha-ha-ha.

Come take a look.

- That is some wreck.
- But it can be fixed.

Well, you gonna need
a new front end.

That's the rear end.

It is? And the front
seat's in the back?

Would you believe it? There's
only one part in the whole car

that wasn't damaged.
The steering rod.

Bingo.

But it all can be repaired?

Our slogan is
we can fix anything.

Then you'll do it?
Well?

I don't know, might be easier
to get a new slogan.

(Jane)
'Please.'

Well, okay.

I'm just an old softie.

[telephone rings]

Fix It.
Yeah, she's here.

'It's for you,
Mrs. Jetson.'

- Hello. Oh, no. Oh, no!
- What's the matter?

- Oh, no!
- Come on, it can't be that bad.

It's Rosie. Mr. Spacely
just called from the jetport.

He decided
not to take the trip.

It can be that bad!

Rosie's supposed
to call him back.

He wants you to pick him up
in five minutes, in his car.

Well, Jane, it's been
a nice life up to now.

Except for maybe
the last 30 minutes.

Now, George, relax.

- Be sensible.
- I'm being totally sensible.

I've examined the situation,
and there is only one

mature reasonable
thing to do. Kill myself.

It'll work out. I'll think of
something for Rosie to tell him.

(George)
'Like what?'

I don't know. But I'll think
of something. Just go away.

Well, tell him, uh, let's see..
Tell him his car was stolen.

- Stolen?
- That's right, stolen.

Okay, stolen.

- Stolen?
- That's right, stolen.

- Stolen?
- That's right, stolen.

Would you describe
the alleged vehicle?

All taken care of.
No problem.

Hey, great! You got two weeks
to do it and money is no object.

- Whatever it takes.
- I'll get right on it.

What do you mean,
money is no object?

Knowing how Spacely
loves his car

he's got to be
totally insured.

Oh, I almost forgot,
this was in the car.

Oh, good.
It's silverware.

Ah, then that
explains it.

First time, I ever found
a salad fork in the ignition.

(George)
'See you in two weeks.'

Gladys honey, Pete.

Say, it looks like
we'll be able to afford

sending all our three kids
through medical school

after all.
I'll call you later.

I got a hot number here.

A car, a car.

Police, that stolen car you just
flashed, I've got it here.

Far-Out Fix-It Garage.

The two crooks just left
in an old jalopy.

Whole license number,
I also got.

It is.. 738.

Calling space cycle 54,
apprehend car in your area.

License 738.

Roger, I'll find 'em.

Come on,
let me in on your secret.

What did you tell Spacely
to get him off our back?

I just need not tell you.

You never give me credit
for thinking out things.

I gotta take it all back.
You're a super thinker.

- Now, what'd you tell him?
- You'll never guess.

Then again, maybe you will.

(George)
'Hey, a cop, he's probably after someone else.'

I'll get out of his way.

[siren wailing]

This car is terrible. You see
all the smoke it made?

Wasn't it wonderful?
Do it again.

You won't tell me
what you told to Spacely?

(Jane)
'I'll consider it.'

- Thanks, Henry.
- You're welcome.

But the name's not Henry.

Now, if you get back
in the, uh, whatever

and follow me
to the station.

And what's the charge?

You have allegedly stolen
an alleged vehicle.

Ah, then you say
the car was not stolen?

Of course not,
we borrowed it

From his boss.

And the car
you were picked up in

that's not registered
to you either?

- I know, we borrowed it.
- From our daughter.

Awful lot of borrowing
going on, isn't there?

Would you empty your purse
and pockets, please?

Oh, this is ridiculous.

You have absolutely no evidence
we've stolen anything.

You're going to look
mighty silly, trying to prove..

(male 1)
'Ah, borrowed?'

Ah-ha.

Tell the warden, I'd take
a size eight striped suit.

Why isn't Jetson here?

Uh, probably out
looking for your car, sir.

And if they don't find it,
I-I'm sure the police will.

I hope so. I gave 'em
a complete description.

You mean you told the cops?

beep beep

Of course!
Phone the station!

See if they've found anything.

'Right.'

Auto theft, please.

Oh, the police
are wonderful, sir.

About Mr. Spacely's car.

Yes, I'll wait.

Oh, they specialize
in the impossible.

Huh? What?

You caught the thieves!

That's impossible!

(Spacely)
'Oh, goody!'

They want to make sure it wasn't
borrowed, but was really stolen.

beep beep

Tell them it was stolen.

Unequivocally, positively,
categorically, unreservedly

and indisputably.

He says maybe.

Good work.

I'll get my lawyer
and be right down.

What?

No, I'm not missing
any candlesticks.

I'll be going.

beep beep

Ah, the Jetsons.

Good thing you showed up.

I'll need witnesses.

Oh, uh, this is my lawyer,
Mr. Slick.

Now, where are the lowlifes
who stole my car?

You've just been talking to 'em.

I tried to tell 'em
you loaned me the car.

But they thought
you were a crook.

[laughs]

[all laughing]

Well, there's no case?

If you'll just sign
this release.

Okay, okay.
Where is the car?

At the garage.
Uh, right here.

At a garage?

Here, on the dotted line.

It's the garage.

He wants to know
if we found the owner.

Something about a bill.

A dollar and a half,
and he's worried.

Just a quick signature.

Spacely here.

Yes, I'll pay the bill.

I want you to bring the car here
right away.

All of it?

Of course I want all of it.

Dumb mechanic.

(Mr. Slick)
'Let's sue him for stupidity.'

If you want me to deliver it,
it'll take time.

I got to first find
about 40 boxes.

What do you need 40 boxes for?

I'll write you from Saturn.

(Mr. Spacely)
'The back seat is where?'

'Three trips?'

'A salad fork in the what?'

'What?'

Jetson!

Where did he go?

Any vacancies?

I need to get away from things
for a couple years.

(Mr. Spacely)
'Jetson!'

swoosh

(George)
Yeah, number seven goes tonight.

Didn't I hear that
in some old movie?

Alright. I know.
I'm fired.

No, you're not.

I'm not?

You're not getting off
that easy!

Before I sign your release

you're gonna sign a work
contract for me.

(George)
'A work contract?'

(Spacely)
'Put this in legal language.'

Okay. You will work for me
at half pay.

No vacations, unpaid overtime,
and no corner office.

[speaking gibberish]

You will bring me coffee,
shine my shoes

and light my cigars.

[speaking gibberish]

Plus, uh, anything else
I can think of.

[speaking gibberish]

That's asking too much.

Up to you.

Sign it, or go to jail.

Yes, and it won't
be one of those

country club jails
full of politicians either.

Okay. I'll sign.

Right here, and here, and here

'and over there, initial here.'

'Sign here, and here,
and there.'

I'm really doing you a favor.

Teaching you responsibility.

Now, hop over to the office
and get started!

What's all this?

Your bill.

I am so sorry, George.

Yeah, it really hasn't
been our day.

beep beep

Oops! The master calls.

swoosh

[instrumental music]

You know what the
worst part of all this is?

Well, outside of getting
half pay, no vacations

working nights, waiting
on Spacely hand and foot.

The worst part is that
after constantly

telling Judy to drive carefully

I go and have an accident.

That's the worst part?

(Mr. Spacely)
'Ridiculous!'

'Get out of here!'

Hey, I thought you'd
want to know

your brakes weren't working.

Then the accident
wasn't my fault?

That's right.

You really ought
to sue this, bum.

Sue?
Did some one say, Sue?

Oh, that's the magic word.

Hey, you're my lawyer.

I won't need a lawyer.

Everyone needs a lawyer.

What do you think
we have laws for?

I'll just have him sign
one of these for me.

But that would mean..

...I'd be waiting on you.

Sorry, old chap.

But..

Ha-ha-ha.

And those are the brakes.

Another cup, my dear?

ding ding ding

Try to be more pleasant,
Spacely.

'I'm really doing you a favor.'

'Teaching you responsibility.'

You know what I
like best about all this?

Well, the corner office, my pay
raise, the long vacations.

- 'My clear conscience.'
- Huh?

Now, I can nag Judy all
I want about her driving safely.

[laughs]

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