All language subtitles for The Jetsons s02e06 Family Fallout.eng

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ?

[theme music continues]

Breakfast, everyone.

Come and get it.

Now hear this.

[blows trumpet]

I'm glad I got here
before the rockets went off.

- Hungry?
- Starving.

- Me too.
- Me roo.

Me too.

- What's on the menu?
- You'll have to ask Judy.

She's cooking breakfast
this morning.

It's something I learned in
cooking class just yesterday.

Oh, uh, I didn't realize
it was so late.

- Me either.
- Me reither.

I gotta get to work
or Spacely will dock me.

Yeah, and I got a Martian
history test. Can't miss it.

George, Elroy, come
back here, you two.

'You wanna hurt
Judy's feelings?'

That's okay. I'm not
insulted, mother.

(Rosie)
'Get back here this microsecond, Astro.'

Good boy, Astro.
You came back on your own.

And I didn't have to say a word.

- You ridn't?
- Okay, everybody.

Eggs Copernicus coming up.

Oh!

I'll take your other
breakfasts anytime.

Me roo.

I can't understand what's wrong.

(Jane)
'The Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle broke down again.'

That's what's wrong.

And I think it's high time

we get a new one, George Jetson.

A new one? What's
wrong with this one?

Nothing as far as I can see.

You just gotta learn
how to duck better.

Okay, so I'm not
as fast as I used to be.

Pull the plug
on that thing, Rosie.

(Jane) 'George, we can't spend
breakfast, lunch and dinner'

ducking food.

What do you wanna do, Jane?

Get rid of this
Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle?

We've had it since
we were married.

It's an old friend.
A member of the wedding.

What do you think, Rosie?

Keep your wife and
divorce the old friend.

Or, we start eating out
three times a day.

Three times a day?

Okay, okay, the
Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle lobby wins.

(Richard on TV)
'What's the most popular food on Mars?'

Is it chocolate gremnedies,
manitoid pizza

or fission-fried chicken?

Gremnedies. It's gremnedies.

Uh, i-is it gremnedies?

That's absolutely correct!

These questions are a snap.

Anybody with half
an IQ could get them.

'And tonight my family'll
be on the show'

battling for the
grand galactic prize.

Maybe old Cogsy should
see me on Family Fallout

so he'll know what kind
of a man he's up against.

[laughs]

I'm sorry, but
I'm not here right now.

Please leave your name and
number and income-tax bracket.

Ooh, I hate
those answering machines.

Meantime, remember,
when you need a cog

what name rings a bell?

? Cogswell Cogswell Cogswell ??

I'd like to ring
your bell, you ding-a-ling.

If you want a cog that
no one can sell.

? Call Cogswell Cogswell
Cogswell ??

Absolutely correct.

The hypotenuse of the
glass' degree divided by pi.

Hm! Some of the families on
this show are pretty sharp.

Now where can I find an opponent
who is sure to lose the game?

Somebody really dumb.

Excuse me, Mr. Spacely. I know
how you hate to be bothered-

Jetson, come right in.
I was just thinkin' of you.

'Have a seat, my good man.'

Well, the reason I wanted to see
you, Mr. Spacely, was that-

- Uh..
- Uh-uh, me first, George.

Have you ever heard
of Family Fallout?

Sure. Isn't that the quiz show
where you win lots of money?

[laughs]
You're smarter than I thought, Jetson.

'Have you ever thought
of trying out for it?'

Me? Ha! How could I ever
get on the show?

Connections,
connections, my boy.

You're looking at a friend whose
middle name is connections.

No, I wouldn't want you to
go to any trouble, Mr. Spacely.

Nonsense. What are friends for?

You'd like to be
on the show, wouldn't you?

Well, sure, but the
questions they ask are pretty tough.

George, my boy, don't
underestimate yourself.

Uh-uh.. More than necessary.

'And besides, with winnings
you'll get on the show'

'you won't ever have to
ask me for a raise again.'

Congratulations.

You've won the
grand galactic prize.

'Say hello to your brand-new
Alpha Beta Romeo.'

'But that's not all.'

'We're sending you
and your loved ones'

'on an all-expense paid trip
to beautiful Las Venus!'

Yes, for seven days and seven
nights of heavenly bliss.

And as an extra added bonus

you'll be receiving,
tax free, $5,000,000!

See what I mean, champ?

Just leave it to me
and I'll make sure

you get a tryout
for the game.

Wow, I can't wait
till I tell Jane.

Jetson is the perfect employee.

Trusting, loyal and gullible.

Family Fallout?

You know, mother,
it's that show where

the emcee goes around
kissing everybody.

Yuck!

Elroy, those yuck kisses

could be worth $5,000,000
if you win.

- I'm all puckered, Mr. J.
- Hold that pucker, Rosie.

Mr. Spacely just
got us a tryout.

We're not on the show yet.

Why do you suppose he's
being so nice all of a sudden?

You underestimate him, Jane.

Underneath that sneaky,
mean exterior

lies a kind,
caring human being.

I'd have to see
the x-rays first.

We'll never get
on that show anyway.

The families are all so hyper.

Well, when I think of $5,000,000
and all those prizes

I can get pretty hyper too.

Especially when you think of all
the Food-a-Rac-a-Cycles

it would buy.

Well, it's a family quiz.

And we're a family.

And if we're doing it together-

Right, dad, that's
the key word. Together.

How are we gonna do it?

(all)
Together!

How are we gonna do it?

(all)
Together!

(male announcer)
'Three, two, one, blast off!'

It's time for Family Fallout.

With the star of
the show, that lovable

huggable, kissable host

Richard Rocketeer.

Hiya, hiya, hiya.

[crowd cheering]

Is everybody ready
for some nuclear family warfare?

Then let's meet our first
contestants, The Jetsons!

Hello, Georgie boy, tell us
a little bit about yourself.

Well, I'm a digital
index operator

at Spacely Space Sprockets.

And I love Family Fallout.

- Oh, and I love you.
- Ow!

mwah mwah mwah

[laughs]
I love this part of the show.

[Rosie giggling]

- And how are you, my little-
- Go ahead, Rocketeer.

- Make my day.
- He-he! Boys will be boys.

And now let's welcome your
opponents, the Spacelys!

M-M.. M-Mr. Spacely?

[stammers]
Jetson? What a surprise to find you here.

[laughs]

Yeah, what a surprise.

Oh, so you two know each other.

Of course. Everyone knows
me.

I'm the owner
of Spacely Space Sprockets.

The favorite sprocket of
sprocket lovers everywhere.

And this is my dear wife,
Stella, my son, Arthur

his dog, Zero,
and my, ahem

revered mother-in-law,
Mrs. Meltdown.

Uh, i-it's time to play
Family Fallout.

'Now remember, the family who
answers the most questions'

'correctly will go home with
the grand galactic prize.'

Okay, here's your
first question.

What is Kepler's third law
of planetary motion?

[mumbles]

[laughs nervously]
Sorry, Jane, I, uh..

I'll take a chance.

The squares of the periods of
any two planets are proportional

to the cubes of their mean
distances to the sun.

That's absolutely correct.

[crowd cheering]

I've just been
informed that computers

are not allowed on
Family Fallout.

But, gee, Rosie's
not a computer.

She's a part of our family.

I'm sorry, Elroy,
but those are the rules.

Oh, roy. Oh, roy.
Right here. Do it, right here!

- Cut it out, Astro.
- Now that's much better.

Rhanks, Richie.

[laughs]
This game will be a cinch to win now.

I hope so, Cosmo.

Mother and I did not come down
here to waste our time.

You'd better believe it, buster.

Okay, now here's
your next question.

Name the famous
rock 'n' roller

who conquered the
universe with his big hit

Eep Oop Ork Ah-ah.

[gasps]
Jet Screamer, who else?

(Richard)
'Good brainwave.'

What do you expect?
She's a teenager.

Don't worry, dear. I'm sure
you'll get the next one.

Ready? What famous clothing
designer

created the shredded look
after his pants

were ruined
by a runaway lawn mower?

Oh, I know, I know.

it's-it's-it's.. Oh, it's
on the tip of my tongue.

- It's Calvin Clone.
- 'Right on the circuit.'

If we lose, I'm asking Mother
to move in with us immediately.

That's right, bonehead.

This togetherness is really
paying off, daddy.

These questions are easy.

The big question is,
where am I gonna work if we win?

And here we go again.

Whose picture is on the front
of a trillion-dollar bill?

I've got it!
It's J. Paul Galaxy the 27th.

Ah, good for you, Cosmo.

You're finally catching up.

George, we can't let
Mr. Spacely get ahead.

But if we don't,
he'll have mine.

(Scoreboard)
The score is Spacelys seven, Jetsons six.

'Pretty exciting.'

Time is running out.
We're getting closer to the end.

And it just may be
the end of you, Jetson.

I wish you wouldn't
put it that way.

Okay, everybody. According
to TV Galactic Guide

who's the most popular
space monster on television?

Gee, that's easy.
It's Mogzilla.

(female 1)
'Alright! Alright, good answer!'

(Scoreboard)
'Game is tied. Game is tied.'

Ooh, you ought to be tied,
Jetson.

- To a stake.
- What do you think, folks?

Should we bring the
Jetsons and the Spacelys

back to battle it out?

[crowd cheering]

Oh, I'm so excited, George.
I'm feeling lucky.

I feel in my bones
we're gonna win.

Me too. Even in the ones
that are gonna be broken.

I'm so nervous
I can hardly push a button.

[laughs]
Jetson seems to have his mind

on things other than work.

I'll just give him a little
push. Over the edge, that is.

Jetson! What's wrong?
Too busy thinking?

Is this what I'm
paying you for?

Well, you see, Mr. Spacely, I,
uh..

Long time, no see.

Very funny, RUDI,
very funny.

Get to work, Jetson!
No gabbing on company time.

Here's your assignment
for today.

This will take
days to punch out.

You'd better have it done
before quitting time

or you can call it quits.

[groans]
I'm ruined. My finger will never be the same.

Don't worry, Jetson.

If you win on Family Fallout

you'll be home early
every day. Get the message?

I get it, Mr. Spacely.
I get it.

And I'm gonna get it
from Jane if I don't win.

[laughs]
I sure put the fear of Spacely into Jetson.

I'm such a genius
I can hardly stand it.

Don't push it, Spacely.

RUDI, old boy, I'm glad to
see you're in a good mood

'cause I've got
a little job for you.

Now this is what
I want you to do.

from McDippers today, dear?

I.. I can't talk.

George, what's wrong?

- Aghh.
- 'Sore throat?'

Are you sure this isn't
a Spacely sore throat?

It would be a way of
getting out of tonight's show.

No.

'Well, in that case,
I'd better call Dr. Radius.'

Dr. Radius at your service.

What seems to be the
problem?

Can't talk, eh?
Stick out your tongue.

Hm. Ah. Ooh.

How does it look, doctor?
Is it serious?

Well, this looks to me like
a psychological sore throat

caused by
hyper-drive tension.

Hyper-drive tension?

That's correct, Mrs. Jetson.

And I'd advise you
to keep George away

from any activities
that could cause him

any more stress, like work or..

Uh, we were supposed to be
on Family Fallouttonight.

TV quiz shows are definitely
out of the question.

Whew.

Well, psychological
or not, George

the kids and I are
gonna win this game.

With or without you.

[crowd cheering]

(Richard) 'Welcome to another
devastating battle on Family Fallout.'

So let's bring back
the Jetsons and the Spacelys.

[laughs]
Where's old Jittery George?

He's at home with a case of
lunar-gitis. Thanks to you.

I don't know why on earth
you would ever say that.

You know very well why I'm
saying that, Mr. Spacely.

Now, now. Temper,
temper, temper.

Now, now, folks, save your
strength for the game.

[gong rings]

Here's your first question.

According to the song,
I Left My Chip in Supernova

what instrument
did the Monkey Boys play?

(Rosie)
Oh, that's easy, the clusterphone.

Clusterphone?

That's right, the clusterphone!

Good for you, Astro.

I don't believe it.

I never thought
dog-training school

would do him this much good.

I guess he takes after me.
What am I saying?

'If I was really smart,
I never would have'

'gotten myself in this mess
in the first place.'

Ready to blast off?
Here's your next question.

'Name the Nova Prize
winning author who wrote'

'Of Mice and Martians.'

[beeping]

Rohn Starbuck.

Right! John Starbuck.

[crowd cheering]

Cosmo, how can you let
that dog humiliate us

in front of millions?

Uh, don't worry, dear,
I've got a secret weapon.

And it had better work,
you dimwit!

Now here's a tough one.

If you are vacationing
on the brightest star

in the Andromeda constellation
where would you be?

- Al-
- Alphetraz.

It has an apparent magnitude
of 2.1 and is as denoted as..

- 'Alphetraz it is.'
- 'Alright! Alright.'

- I knew that.
- Don't worry, Astro.

You'll get the next one.

Oh, this is the worst
antenna ache I ever had.

Y-you see, dear, I told you
that winning this game

would be as easy
as pi to the 90th degree.

Just keep up
the good work, Cosmo.

We're on our way
to that grand prize.

Or you'll have me
for a roommate.

Oh!

I've gotta find a cure
for this static fray.

This noise is giving
me a short circuit.

Ow! I must be getting
closer to its source.

Suffering silicone.

I had a feeling in my tubes that
Mr. J's boss was behind this.

Name the most popular
bubbly beverage on Venus.

Spanglo-Fish with
a twist of lime.

Uh, uh, Spanglo-Fish with
a twist of lime.

So that's how
he got so smart.

Well, I'll give him a
brainstorm he'll never forget.

Hey-y-y-y, what do you think
you're doing

with my circuits, lady?

I'm turning you into an honest
computer, that's what.

What planet's highest military
honor is the Flugomott?

Is it Titanius?

Dwarfus? Or the planet Squeegie?

[stammers]
The planet..

[beeping]

Yeow!

Oh, sorry, Cosmo. That's not
the answer we're looking for.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, my ears are on fire.

I always said he was
nothing but a hothead.

Okay, everyone,
here's our big chance

to catch up and we're doing
it together.

[bell dinging]

(Scoreboard)
Game is tied. Thirty seconds left to play.

Okay, families, this is it.

A final question to decide
this game once and for all.

Are you ready?

- Ready!
- Ret's ro!

[stammers]
What's he saying?

For the grand galactic prize

can you tell me what the
letters RUDI stand for?

RUDI?

- Gee. Do you know, Astro?
- Uh, reats re.

Where's your secret weapon
now, skinhead?

What? What'd you say?

(Scoreboard)
Time is running out. Time is running out.

Gee, mom, it looks like
our luck is running out.

- George!
- I know the answer.

(Elroy)
'I knew you wouldn't let us down, dad.'

Jetson? What's he doing here?

RUDI stands for Referential
Universal Differential Indexer.

That's absolutely,
positively, undeniably correct!

Congratulations, you've
just won Family Fallout.

[crowd cheering]

What's going on?

(all)
The Jetsons won!

Jetson won?

How could he do this to me?

Jetson, you're fired!

(Richard)
'Say the word, George'

and the grand galactic
prize is yours.

Or you can choose what's
behind the force field.

'It could be anything
from a brand-new space car'

'to a worthless
piece of space junk.'

That's what you'll be when
I'm through with you, Jetson.

A worthless piece of junk.

Oh, uh, one more thing, George.

Since you're big the winner,
if you choose the force field

your opponent
will automatically

'take home the
grand galactic prize.'

[grunts]
Take the force field, lame brain.

Well, what will it be, George?

The grand galactic prize,
or the force field?

Uh, I'll take what's behind
the force field.

George, how could you
do such a thing?

Well, I, uh..

I hope you enjoy
eating fine cosmic cuisine

'because you'll be making lots
of it with your brand-new'

'Supersonic Big Dipper
Deluxe Menu-lator'

'the latest in
Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle'

'furnished by Retro
Rockets Incorporated.'

Oh, George, you're wonderful.

Jetson, you're back
on my team again.

And I won't even
give you a pay cut.

Gee, thanks, Mr. Spacely,
you're all heart.

Hey, Rocketeer,
uh, let's see what I won.

Clear out the garage
and the house

because you'll need lots
and lots of room

'for you and your
entire family will be'

'receiving a lifetime supply'

'of Cogswell's cogs!'

Cogswell's cogs? Oh!

[George chuckles]
I guess the excitement was too much for him.

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