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[theme song]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

(male narrator) "The Jetsons.."

...brought to you by..

[instrumental music]

[Jane whistling]

(Jane) 'Here, boy!'

Where are you? Here, Astro!

Here, boy.

Come on, Astro. Where are you?

Strange, how that dog disappears

when it's time for his bath.

He's not in the kitchen, mom.

I even looked in the Food-a-Rac-a-Cycle.

That dog must have some kind of built-in radar

'that warns him of oncoming baths.'

'Here, boy!'

Phew! That was close.

swoosh

Oh, that dog!

Now, where could he have gone?

So, that's where he's hiding.

I hate to be sneaky

but there's only one way to get him in here

and that's the old juicy bone routine.

Well, it's just too bad.

I guess Astro will have to miss out

on this nice, big, juicy, delicious bone

I have for him.

Oh, boy! A delicious bone!

swoosh

[Astro barking]

Not so fast, Astro.

Not until you've had your bath.

A bath? Oh, boy!

swoosh

[sobbing] Well, I don't want a bath.

I don't want a bath.

No use, Astro.

You can't escape the Dog-Bath-a-Mat.

splash

[sobbing]

Don't be such a cry puppy, Astro.

It's just a bath.

'What's a little soap and water?'

Yuck.

Uh-oh.

Help! Help! Help!

splash splash splash

whirr

swoosh

[sobbing]

Oh, be quiet, Astro.

All that fuss over a little old bath.

What a sissy pup.

- Whoops! - 'Your turn, Elroy.'

You can use a bath, yourself.

(Elroy) 'Oh, do I have to, mom?'

Oh, gee-whiz, I took a bath yesterday.

[laughs]

swoosh

Yoo-hoo, I'm home.

What's for dinner, honey?

George!

swoosh

Janey, where are you, honey?

thud

Hello, George.

slurp slurp

You, off!

I'm the only guy in town

that gets mugged every night

in his own house.

- Hello, George - Hello, dear.

Would you like me to serve dinner right away?

Uh, better a wait minute. I forgot to mail

this letter for the boss.

'I'll be right back.'

[Astro barking]

Look, you can knock off that hysteria, Astro

because you're not comin'.

[sobbing]

Oh, George, now you've hurt Astro's feelings.

Why can't you take him along?

Okay, okay. He can come, but..

thud

Right-o.

Now, cut that out!

Do you have to ride with your paw

around me all the time?

Why don't you stick your head

out of the window like other dogs?

slurp

Yuck!

Now, wait here in the car while I mail this letter.

And try to keep your nose clean. You understand?

Okay.

[clears nose]

Oh, boy.

Hey, there's one of those Blinks Armored space cars.

'Must be a couple of hundred bucks in there.'

'Maybe even a 1000.'

Oh, boy, could I use all that dough!

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

I'd take a vacation

on the moon for a whole year.

Ah, here's a space mailbox.

vroom

And away it goes.

Now, I better get back to Astro

before he chews up the upholstery.

There it is, Mac. The Blinks Armored space car.

Yeah, right on time.

This is it. We gotta move fast.

- Lower the opening, Mac. - 'Right.'

Good work, Mac. Now, drop the gas pellet.

(Mac) 'This will get those guards out.'

boom

Okay, you guys, come out with your hands up.

This is a stick-up.

Okay, don't shoot. W-we give up.

Now there's somethin' you don't see every day.

An armored car robbery.

Robbery!

Robbery?

- Apply the suction, Mac. - Right.

(Mac) 'Suction applied. Money comin' up.'

Oh, gosh! Gosh, there must be a million dollars

in that armored space car.

Okay, let's scram. Any witnesses?

Yeah, but we'll come back later and rub 'em out.

Did you hear that, Astro?

They're gonna rub us out.

Rub us out!

(George) Let's get out of here!

vroom

That was great. That was beautiful!

Stupendous! Sensational!

The best scene in the whole show.

What violence! What lawlessness!

What audience identification!

You were brilliant, men.

- Gee, thanks, Mr. P.J. - Thanks.

I knew when we found those two actors in that drugstore

we had a couple of winners, Nimbly.

Yeah, boss. A couple of winners.

You actors get back to the drugstore till option time.

Come on, Nimbly. Let's see how it looked on film.

- 'Follow me.' - Right, boss. Follow you.

Okay, let's scram. Any witnesses?

Yeah, but we'll come back later and rub 'em out.

Nimbly, this will be the greatest hit of the TV season.

Yeah, the greatest, boss.

Only one thing bothers me.

Who were those two strange guys in the picture?

Uh, just a guy and his dog, P.J.

We got them on film accidentally.

You nincompoop, now we gotta get

a signed release from him

before we can show the film.

Uh, but, P.J, I don't know who he is.

(P.J.) 'Get a still picture of the film.'

Get his license number.

Track him down. Do anything!

Just get that release, Nimbly

or you'll get your release.

Yes, P.J. Don't worry. I'll get it.

(George) 'Is anyone following us, Astro?'

Nope. No one.

No one, huh? Good.

We gotta get home fast. We're in real trouble.

Get back down, Astro.

They maybe waitin' at the house.

(George) 'Is the coast clear, Astro?'

- Coast is clear. - Good.

Now, don't mention this to Janey and the kids.

We don't want to scare 'em. Let's go.

whee

screech

swoosh

Oh, there you are. What took you so long?

Shall I serve dinner now?

George?

(George) Quick, into the closet.

George Jetson, you come out of there.

I'm not used to talking to my husband

through a closet door.

(George) 'You better get used to it.'

'This is gonna be my home within a home.'

That's ridiculous.

And now, just what are you two up to?

- Up to? - Up to?

Never mind. Just march out of there and get ready for dinner.

(George) 'Yes, ma'am.'

The very idea, hiding in the closet.

Well, you women just don't understand that us men

like to be alone once in a while.

And they say us women are hard to understand.

Sheesh!

Hey, mom, you wanna see my new solar gun?

Uh, not now, Elroy. I've got to punch out dinner.

I'll show it to my dad.

He'll get a blast out of it.

(George) You know, Astro, I-I got a feeling

someone's out there with a gun ready to blast us.

Bang, bang, bang, bang.

[screams]

They got me!

I knew too much!

[coughing]

Say, goodbye to everyone for me, Astro.

[groaning]

I'm heading for that big space pad in the sky.

Huh?

Tell Janey and the kids I love 'em.

- So long, old pal. - So long.

thud

What a ham.

"What a ham," is right.

Gee, dad, it's only a toy.

- Elroy? - I'm sorry if I scared ya.

Scared me? Ha-ha-ha.

I wasn't scared.

I knew it was a toy all the time.

[doorbell chiming]

Yikes! It's them! They found us!

- The closet! - Yeah, the closet.

Excuse me, Elroy.

(Astro) Help! Save me! Help!

Oh, no, not again.

George, what's wrong with Astro?

(George) I'll get him, dear. Here, Astro. Here, boy.

'Whoever it is at the door, honey'

tell 'em I'm not at home.

crash

thud

Now, why doesn't he want anyone to know he's home?

Come in.

I'll get right to the point, lady.

'We traced the guy in this picture to this address.'

'You know him?'

(Jane) 'Well, uh, yes, maybe.'

'But I don't understand.'

Well, you see, we did a little shootin' today.

- Shooting? - 'Yeah.'

'And this guy accidentally got into the picture.'

They found us, Astro.

[sobbing]

Shh!

We wanna give 'em what's coming to 'em.

'We got ways of taking care of these things.'

[both gulp]

Well, uh, I-I'm sorry. He's not home.

The big boss wants me to take care of 'em.

So, I'll be back. Get it?

Y-yeah. I get it.

Good heavens. George is in some kind of trouble.

George, what is it? What's happening?

I guess I better tell you, Janey.

Astro and I witnessed a robbery.

And the robbers said that

they're gonna come back and rub us out.

Yeah, rub us out.

[sobbing]

Oh, this is terrible.

I better call the police.

The police? Uh, no, wait, Jane.

Oh, but you witnessed a crime.

You're in trouble.

I'll be nothin' if you call the cops.

No police, Janey.

Those crooks will be after

all of us for squealin'.

Sergeant Moon. 39th precinct.

- You called? - Who, me?

Oh, no. I mean, uh, yeah.

I mean, it-it's just a joke, sergeant.

Just a joke. Ha-ha-ha.

A comedian, eh?

Well, here's a citation for a command performance.

Oh, you'll wow 'em down at the station house.

Oh, boy, that was close.

You better take care of this ticket, honey.

I may not be around long enough.

And you better get to bed and rest, George.

You look all tired out.

Yeah, I can worry better in bed anyway.

Goodnight, Janey.

[George snoring]

Jane? Jane, are you awake?

Oh, good. She's asleep.

Well, there's only one way I can protect her.

Astro and I will have to disappear.

sniff

Maybe we can come back when the heat's off.

[growling]

Sounds like Astro's having one of his bad dreams.

Come on, Astro, we gotta sneak out of here quick.

Come on, boy.

Yow! Astro, no, no. It's me, it's me!

Wake up, boy. Wake up!

[Astro snarling]

Down, boy, down!

woof woof

Where am I?

Keep it up, Astro, and you'll be havin'

your nightmares in a dog pound.

Dog pound?

[sobbing]

Quiet, will you?

Gee, if he's man's best friend

I'd hate to meet our worse enemy.

It's best this way, Astro.

We gotta protect our loved ones.

'Goodbye, dear.'

Come on, Astro. We'll say goodbye to Judy.

(Astro) Okay.

Well, Judy, it looks like we won't go through those

trying teen years together.

'I may not see you for a while, honey.'

No use getting the family involved.

'I'm the guy they want.'

[George sniffles]

Look at him, Astro. Just a baby.

But he'll be the man of the house now.

- Goodbye, Elroy. - So long, dad.

Huh? Oh, he must be talking in his sleep.

Okay, Astro, let's go, but be quiet.

'We don't wanna wake up Janey.'

George Jetson!

Yow!

What are you doin' sneakin' up on me like that?

What are you doing sneaking out?

Honey, I didn't want you to know.

It's me they want.

I'm leaving, so you and the kids will be safe.

Oh, George, where will you go?

I'll hide out in Mr. Spacely's old fishin' cabin.

It's empty this time of the year

and they'll never find me.

Oh, George. Must you go?

There's no other way, dear.

And remember, honey, I'll always love you.

Take care of yourself, George.

Don't worry, Janey. I have Astro to protect me.

Yeah, I'll protect him.

[growling]

Uh-oh. Who'll protect me?

Who'll protect you?

The SPCA, that's who.

Oh, boy, what an ignorant dog.

(George) 'Well, here we are, Astro.'

'Alone in the wilderness.'

Boy, this is really roughin' it.

Just a couple of sun lamps and only two TVs.

We're really cut off from civilization way out here.

Yeah, cut off.

At least those hoods won't find us up here.

Well, we'll just have to suffer it out

for a few months.

- I'm hungry. - 'Yeah, I'm hungry, too.'

I wonder if Spacely left anything to eat

in the Food-a-Rack-a-Cycle.

Let's see, "Plutonian duck.

"Moonbeams and franks.

Venus schnitzel."

Hey, this sounds good.

'"Steak with Saturn sauce."'

I hope you like 'em well-done, Astro.

beep beep beep

Oh, great, the machine is empty.

[sobbing]

- I'm hungry. - 'Okay, okay.'

'Don't get hysterical!'

We'll just have to live off the land.

Forage for food in the forest

like the early space pioneers.

'Come on, Astro. We are goin' huntin'.'

- Huntin'? - 'Yeah, huntin'. Come on.'

Now all you gotta do is start sniffin' around.

And when you flesh out somethin', I'll blast it.

- 'You got it?' - Got it.

[sniffing]

(George) 'Now, point.'

Point? Okay.

(George) 'No, no, no, you knot-head!'

Here, hold this gun.

And watch how I do it.

'This time, I'll be the dog'

'and you be the hunter.'

First, you gotta get down on all four, see?

(Astro) 'Uh-huh.'

And then you start sniffin'.

[sniffing]

And when you pick up a scent, point.

And bam, dinner!

Alright! Dinner!

[zapping]

Uh-oh.

And they call 'em man's best friend.

Well, we can't just sit here and starve.

Well, if I could just get word to Janey to send some food.

Hey, why not?

There's some writing material in the den.

Stick around, Astro. We're gonna eat tonight.

Alright.

Now, let's see. Ahem.

Dear Jane

'please send food.'

'Stop.'

'Very hungry.'

'Stop.'

'Love, George. Stop.'

'There, that should do it.'

Okay, Astro, it's up to you now.

- Who, me? - Yup.

I want you to get this note to Janey.

- You gotta get through, Astro. - 'Yeah.'

(George) 'Neither rain nor sleep nor snow'

'nor dark of night shall stop you.'

Yeah, yeah.

I'm dependin' on you, old pal.

I know you can do it.

- Now, go! - Goodbye.

swoosh

- Uh-oh. - 'What's the matter?'

- I swallowed it. - 'You swallowed it?'

Uh-huh.

Oh, what's the use?

Of all the billions of dogs in this world

how did I ever wind up with a mutt like you?

Just lucky, I guess.

[laughing]

(George) 'Very funny.'

At least if we gotta starve

we'll starve laughing.

I guess we'll both have to go back for supplies.

But first, I've gotta dig up a couple of disguises.

(P.J.) 'Now, listen, Nimbly, this Jetson fella'

'is holding up the premier of my show.'

Why haven't you taken care of him?

- Uh, well, uh- - Up the ante, if you have to.

Give him a part in our next show.

Anything! Just get his release.

But I tried all day to reach him, P.J.

Well, try reaching him all night.

Or you'll be reaching for your unemployment check.

But, but, but..

Aah!

You mean, daddy won't be home again for dinner?

- That's right, dear. - How come?

Oh, well, uh, uh, business, I guess.

Excuse me, Judy. I have a lot of things to do.

Ew, my nails are in terrible condition.

I better use the Magno-manicure

and put on some new ones.

ting ting ting

There. That's better.

Now for some polish, um

I think I'll try some iridescent Moonglow.

'Gee, mom, dad never took Astro on business meetings before.'

Oh, oh, I-I guess, I meant

they went on a huntin' trip.

Astro, on a huntin' trip?

Boy, that ought to be a real blast.

Elroy, don't say "blast."

tap tap tap

Oh, Mrs. Jetson

I finished installing that anti-prowler system

you asked for.

You've been having trouble with prowlers, Mrs. Jetson?

No, but I feel safer with it.

Could you demonstrate how it works, Henry?

Uh, I was afraid you'd ask that.

Well, first, you press the alarm button

on your control panel.

- You mean, this one? - 'That's right.'

The burglar is then apprehended and subdued like this.

bam bam bam

thud

This process is followed by securing

the prowler firmly like this.

thud

And that's it.

The prowler is now ready

to turn over to the police.

Thanks, Henry. I feel much safer now.

(George) This might be the last time

we'll ever see our family, Astro.

The last time. Just think of it.

[laughs]

Oh, what's so funny about that?

My suit tickles.

Your suit tickles?

Well, scratch yourself. And stop laughing, will you?

[laughing]

Okay, Astro, now, be very quiet.

I'll try rapping on the window to get Janey's attention.

And, remember, we can't let the kids see us.

They'd just panic. Come on.

Coming.

Uh-oh, Jane has her back to us, watching TV.

- Oh, boy! "Rinky Tink Tink." - Huh?

(George) '"Space Dog, starring Rinky Tink Tink."'

So, that's your favorite program, huh?

Well, forget it!

We'll go around the other side.

We gotta get Jane's attention

without lettin' the kids see us.

Gee, "Rinky Tink Tink."

- I like him. - Look out!

swoosh

Look where you're goin'.

You're no space dog, you know?

Thanks.

Now let's go.

Oh, gee, mom. Can't we watch "Cosmic Cops?"

That's the program where all the crooks get blasted!

Elroy, I told you not to say that word.

Are you nervous, mom?

I'm perfectly calm, cool, and completely-

[doorbell chiming]

Aah!

Yeah, calm, cool, and completely unraveled.

Sorry, Elroy, I guess I am a bit nervous.

Uh, come in!

Okay, where is he?

I gotta get him before the boss gets me.

Well, uh, h-he's gone for good

and-and he's never coming back.

I sure would like to know what's going on.

- Judy, look! By the window! - Huh?

[screams] Prowlers!

Out on the ledge.

- Prowlers? - Prowlers?

Don't worry, lady. Y-you stay here.

I'll go call the cops.

(Jane) 'Help! Prowlers! Help!'

Prowlers? Help!

Help!

A prowler? It must be them.

They're after Janey. I've gotta save her.

I ain't got enough troubles

trying to find this guy Jetson.

Now I gotta find prowlers.

thud

Mother, look! It's daddy!

And there's that awful man.

He's going to blast him.

Mom, don't say that word.

Hey! You're the guy we've been lookin' for.

You'll never take me alive. Never!

Give me the good old days

when everyone wanted to get in the movies.

Hey, you, just a minute.

The anti-prowler system will take care of him.

Look, mister, all you gotta do is sign this release

and we'll give you a part in our next TV show.

screech

A part in a TV show?

You mean, you're not gonna rub me out

for witnessing your robbery?

Robbery?

We were shooting a scene in "Naked Planet"

and you accidentally got into the picture.

ting ting ting

We're offering you a part in another show

if you'll sign this release.

thud

Oh, boy! Me, a TV star!

Yeah. Just sign this release, will you?

It's a deal.

whirr

Oh, boy. What I don't go through for the boss.

[instrumental music]

(Judy) 'Gee, mom, this is the first time'

I've ever been in a television studio.

And I'm certainly glad it was all just a big misunderstanding.

Gee, I'm the first kid on the block

with a TV star dad.

Quiet, Elroy, they're about to begin.

Okay, quiet, everybody.

"The Soapy Sam Show" is on the air!

[audience applauding]

'And here is that little old pie-maker, Soapy Sam'

'with today's special guest star, George Jetson.'

screech

Well, boys and girls, what's that magic word?

- 'Kerplat!' - Kerplat, right.

Can you say it, George?

Ho-ho, that's easy.

- Kerplat! - 'That's right!'

splat

(George) Oh, boy, I'd have been better off

lettin' those hoods blast me.

[laughing]

Kerplat!

splat

Yuck!

(male narrator) "The Jetsons.."

...brought to you by..

[theme music]

[screeches]

Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Jane!

Help! Jane!

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