All language subtitles for The Jetsons s01e20 Miss Solar System.eng

[theme song]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

(male narrator)
"The Jetsons"

brought to you by Saran Wrap

the transparent food wrap
that clings to any shape

to keep food fresher.

Get clinging crystal clear
Saran Wrap.

I'm sorry, Sally. None of these
new dresses seem to suit me.

Let me show you
our new fall line, dear.

Fall line?
But it's almost spring.

No. This is
our Martian fall line.

Oh, well, perhaps
I may find something.

Oh, dear, much too daring.

No, I saw this in a Paris shop
this morning.

No, no, no, too complicated.

Oh, Sally, it's beautiful.
Now this is what I meant.

And we have a novel
accessory that goes with that dress.

I'll show you how it works.

I think I'll call Gloria and see
if she likes my new dress.

Gloria. Calling Gloria.

- Hi, Jane.
- Hi.

Can you come over
for a minute, Gloria?

I've got a new dress
to show you.

Oh, step out,
so I can see you, Jane.

You know I can't stand
the suspense.

Show me. Show me now.

Oh, I'll show you
as soon as you get here.

Oh, I can't wait that long.

Oh, Gloria,
you only live next door.

It will just take you
a second to get here.

I don't care
if I see your dress or not.

I'll be right over.

It looks gorgeous on you, Jane.

It's-it's out of this world.

It's a Pierre Martian original.

They were closing them out
at the Satellite shop.

You really like it, Gloria?

Jane, it's you. Walk in it.

Only 10.98 for the dress

and $50 for the extension chord.

- A steal.
- I hope George thinks so.

He hasn't seen it yet.

He and Elroy
are watching television.

Then why don't you
surprise them?

Make one of those
big dramatic entrances.

[chuckles]
Good idea.

Just let me put on
a little matching makeup.

Just a touch of green lipstick.

Think wild.
Drink Cosmo Cola.

One gulp and you're in orbit.

Cosmo Cola
has a 200 megaton rating.

Hey, what happened?

Cough up some money, pop.

Oh, boy,
this Pay TV has gotta go.

(man on TV)
And if it's transportation you need

let Rent A Rocket put you
in the pilot seat.

Next time you have business
on the moon

remember Rent A Rocket.

[laughs]
Bet that was a short trip.

I wonder if they gave him
his money back.

(man on TV)
It's the Fred Solarvan show.

Oh, boy, I like Fred Solarvan.
Don't you, pop?

Yeah. He's like a relative
who comes over once a week.

And here he is,
your family relative

who comes over once a week,
Fred Solarvan!

Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

We really have some
wonderful guests tonight.

I'd like to start off
by introducing

one of your favorite
foreign movie...stars.

We all know her name.
The glamorous, uh, uh..

"...Gina Lollo Jupiter!"

Hey, pop,
it's Gina Lollo Jupiter.

Gina Lollo Jupiter?

Ah, Elroy,
what are you doing here?

Aw, Gina whiz!

Uh, get going
on those homework tapes.

- Oh, but, pop-
- Elroy, come on now.

Come on. Go, go, go.

Okay, I'm going, going, going.

Oh, boy,
I gotta see Gina in 3D.

Wowie!

You look lovely tonight,
Gina.

[laughs]
Thank you, Fred.

It's a pleasure
to be back here on Earth.

Gina, I understand
you will be appearing

tomorrow night at Venus City

the Miss Solar System
Beauty Contest.

Oh, that is right, Fred.

There will be
loads of lovely girls

competing for the title.

The show will be on TV,
you know

sponsored by
the Spacely Sprocket Company.

[laughs]
Good old Spacely.

That's my boss.

I hope to contribute
a little something

to the contest festivities.

Oh, is she kidding?

A little something.

Oh, I better put her
back on the screen.

Now, Gina, have you
any advice for the girls

in the beauty contest?

Well, they should understand
the proper way of walking.

- Walking is very important?
- Oh, yes, Fred.

It can mean the difference
between winning and losing.

Here, I show you.

[instrumental music]

Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah!

I see what you mean!

Oh, wait till George sees
this far-out frock.

Oh, I know he'll love it!

? La la la la la la la la ?

? La la la it's your dream girl
walking in the room ??

Hi there, honey.

It's me, Janey.

George. Wake up, dear.

George?

George?

Hi, Gina.

Hi. Gina?

Well, wow,
what a pleasant surprise.

I, uh, I was just watching
the Stuntley Dinkley report.

[laughs]

Uh, don't you notice
anything about me?

[laughs]
Sure, I do. You, uh, lost weight.

Uh, you gained weight.
Oh, I know. You had a haircut.

Well, whatever you did, honey,
you're almost good enough

for the Miss Solar System
Beauty Contest.

Almost good enough?

- Well, I like that!
- And I like you.

Now why don't you take off
that old housecoat

and put on something nice?

And then we'll go out for some
chicken chow mein capsules

and, uh..
How does that strike you?

How's this strike you?

What did I say?
What did I say?

[crying]

Oh, don't cry, Jane.

Frank is the same with me.

He and his Miss Solar
System.

I've got a good mind
to enter the contest myself.

- That would teach him.
- Yeah. That would really..

Say, remember that picture
you took

at the New Year's Eve party?

In that tantalizing
masquerade costume?

Oh, I know the one.

I still have it.
George wanted me to tear it up.

He said it was too
ooh-badooba-badooba-dooba.

I think I put it in this drawer.

Yes. Here it is.

Ooh. It's a real
sizzler alright, Jane.

Why don't you send it
into the contest committee?

- Just for fun.
- Oh, I couldn't.

Me, a housewife, compete against
all those lovely, young..

(Fred Solarvan)
Wonderful, marvelous.

Let's really hear it
for Gina Lollo Jupiter.

More! Give us more! More!

[whistling]

Wowie! Wowie!

[whistling]

That settles it!
Where's that picture?

I'll show him
who can be glamorous!

[crying]

"Miss Solar System

brought to you
by Spacely Sprockets."

Hooey!

Oh, you know, I've always wanted
to be a television sponsor.

[laughs]
You can cause so much panic.

I think I'll start with Jetson.

He should be working
at his desk.

Mm. Not there.
I bet I know where he is.

Just as I thought.
At the water cooler again.

And now, fellow employees

I would like to read you
my latest company bulletin.

It's titled "100 Ways
To Goof Off At the Office

And Still Collect Overtime."

Jetson! What are you doing?

Goofin' off, sir!

- Report to my office.
- Uh, yes, sir.

Oh, boy,
the boss sure sounded mad!

You called, sir?

Why? Why?
Why do I put up with you?

I don't know, sir!
I mean, sorry, sir.

Listen, Jetson,
don't make any plans tonight.

You're going
to a beauty contest.

Oh, please, Mr. Spacely,
I look terrible in a bikini.

Don't be funny, Jetson.

You're going to be
the assistant to the judge.

I am the judge.

[laughs]

After all, as sponsor,
it's my duty to see

that the girls
get a fair hearing.

Or should I say viewing?

Oh, boy.
Yeah, I'll pick you up at 7:00.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't make it, sir.

You see, Janie's mad at me

so I bought some theater tickets
to make up.

You hen-pecked husbands
are all alike.

Why can't you learn
how to handle your wife?

- Pardon me? Pardon me?
- Yes?

Mrs. Spacely's on the line, sir.
On the line, sir.

Mrs. Spacely.. Whoops!

Okay, put her on.

What takes you
so long to answer?

Well, you see, snookums

I was discussing
our production quotas.

Don't tell me that. It's that
beauty contest again, isn't it?

Have you decided on the judge?
And it better not be you.

Me? Judge?
Oh, of course not, dear.

In fact Jetson and I were just
going over a list of candidates.

- Weren't we, Jetson?
- Yes, judge.

- Did he say judge?
- Uh..

Uh, no, I mean,
I said, "Oh, fudge."

Uh, I mean don't judge
him hastily, Mrs. Judge

uh, Mrs. Spacely.

Imagine, sponsoring
a beauty contest at your age.

I have a good mind
to go home to mother.

Yes, dear.

And furthermore, you forgot

to turn off the sonic sudser

when you did the dishes
last night.

And why wasn't
the linen changed?

- And the food-a-cycle cleaned?
- Yes, dear.

Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah.

Housework.
Nothing but housework.

Now I got this whole
darned living room to do.

I'm just a drudge.
That's all I am.

An underpaid drudge.

Pick up your feet, please.
Pick up your feet, please.

Thank you. Thank you.

Hot coffee. Hot coffee.

- Thanks.
- 'You're welcome.'

[doorbell rings]

Come in.

Oh, Jane honey!

The mailman just left
this special delivery tape.

It's from
the Miss Solar System Contest.

Oh, the entry committee.

Oh, they must have gotten
the picture I sent in.

Oh, hurry, Jane. Play it.
The suspense is killing me.

Alright. Alright, Gloria.

[instrumental music]

(man on tape)
'Dear 36-26-36'

'the contest committee
has received your photograph.'

'And may we say, wooh!'

'Therefore,
by unanimous consent'

'you are hereby invited
to compete'

'for the title
of Miss Solar System.'

Hear that, Jane?
You're in. You're in!

But, but, but, Gloria, I don't
think I can go through with it.

(man on tape)
'First price is a million dollars.'

I've changed my mind.
I'm going through with it.

And besides, George needs
to be taught a lesson.

(man on tape)
'And in addition to the pin-up category

'all contestants are required
to participate in a'

'and we use the term loosely,
a talent contest.'

Talent? Talent?
But what can I do?

(man on tape)
'Fake it, baby. Fake it.'

'See you tonight in Venus City.
Signed, whoo-whoo-whoo.'

Oh, don't worry, Jane.
You can always sing.

Oh, I don't know.

What am I going to tell George?
He'd be furious if he knew.

Oh, relax.
We'll think of something.

Yoo-hoo! It's me, dear,
your little space bunny.

I'm back in the hutch. I've got
a surprise for you, honey.

I picked up some theater tickets
for tonight and-

Tonight? But, Jane, we've got
that, uh, big PTA meeting?

- PTA?
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, yes, yes. The PTA.

Oh, I'm sorry, George,
I won't be able to make it.

A very important meeting.

We're discussing how to combat
delinquency on the moon.

Huh? But the tickets!

I've gotta get dressed
for the meeting, dear.

If you're hungry, there're some
cold-cut capsules on the table.

And, George, don't wait up.

But the tickets!

Cold-cut capsules, huh?

Well, that does it!

First, I'll get
cleaned up a bit.

I'll shave, comb my hair,
brush my teeth.

I guess I should have
this outfit pressed.

Let her go to the PTA meeting.

I am going to a beauty contest.

Have tape measure,
will travel.

Whoopee!

Well, we're almost there,
Mr. Spacely.

Jetson, how many times
have I gotta tell you

call me judge?

But, Your Honor, supposin'
your wife sees you on TV?

[chuckles]
You'll be another case for Dr. Ken Spacey.

[laughs]

I've already taken care of that.

You've heard
of the mystery guest?

Well, meet the mystery judge.

[laughs]

She'll never spot me
as the mystery judge.

Nobody will know
my real identity, eh, Jetson?

No, Your Honor, who are you?

[laughs]
Got you fooled, too, haven't I?

As Yogi Bear would say

"You're smarter
than the average boss."

Hey, there it is.
Venus City Convention Hall.

(Spacely)
'"Welcome to the Miss Solar System Contest."'

'Oh, boy, what a night
this is gonna be.'

Yes, Earth people,
it is a glorious night here

at the Miss Solar System
Contest.

Oh, and there is movie queen
Gina Lollo Jupiter

'trying to slip in unnoticed.'

Hey! You forge the searchlight.

Hello, hello, darlings.

I love you.
I love you all, darlings.

What did I tell you, friends?

She's just like
the girl next door.

Real humility, real humility.

Uh-oh,
look who's coming this way.

It's our contest judge who
prefers to remain anonymous.

Good evening, Judge
Anonymous.

Uh, good evening.
Okay, Jetson.

Uh, the judge would like
to thank Spacely Sprockets

for the privilege
of appearing tonight.

Spacely the favorite Sprocket

of the Sprocket lovers
everywhere.

Make mine Spacely.

S-P-A-L-C-E!

You idiot,
you spelled it wrong.

Eh, come on,
The girls are waiting.

What seat number?
What seat number?

- Judge's box, please.
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Oh, boy! How about this,
sir? A seat right on the stage!

[laughs]
I'd like to be closer.

Scorecards. Get your scorecards.
All the vital statistics.

Pardon me, judge.
May I have your autograph?

A pleasure, my dear.

Love and kisses,
the mystery judge.

(female 1)
'Oh, thank you!'

(Mrs. Spacely)
'Mine too.'

Oh, this is the life,
eh, Jetson?

Hope you don't mind
the same message, sweetie pie

yie, yie, yie!

Sweetie pie, eh?

You interplanetary worm.

Oh, how are you, Mrs. Judge?
Uh, Mrs. Spacely.

Uh, where did you come..
Uh, I mean, where.. Uh, hello.

Quiet, you assistant worm!

Ladies and gentlemen,
the Miss Solar System Contest

is about to begin

but first,
a word from our sponsor.

Help!

Uh, thank you, Mr. Spacely.

Just wait till I get you home,
bastard.

Take over for me, Jetson.

I've just resigned
from the bench.

Head them off
at the dressing room, men.

The mystery judge rides again.

And this court
is now in session.

And here they are,
the stunning contestants.

Let's give a great, big welcome
to Miss Saturn!

[instrumental music]

(male 1)
'Notice her native bathing suit, folks.'

'All those lovely rings.'

Whoa! Ring-a-ding-ding!

(male 1)
'And here is the one and only'

'Miss Mars!'

Wowie!

Take me to your leader!

(male 1)
'Here we have Miss Big Dipper!'

'And Miss Satellite!'

(George)
'Ooba dooba!'

I'd sure like to go
into orbit with her.

(male 1)
'And now, let's say hello to Miss Comet!'

(George)
'Wowie!'

What an entrance!

Oh, boy! My mother warned me
about those fast women.

(male 1) 'And now, last but not
least, a very late entry from Earth.'

'Miss Western Hemisphere!'

Ooba dooba dooba dooba!

That's what I call a
well-grouped flock of molecules.

Something about her
rings a bell.

And now, we'll begin
our talent contest.

First, Miss Saturn
who majors in space literature

'will give us a reading
from one of her'

'favorite English classics.'

Miss Saturn!

[applause]

Twinkle twinkle little star.

How I wonder
what you are, darling.

Up above the world so high.

Like a 50 carat blue-white
diamond in the sky.

Thank you, darlings.

[applause]

Great! Wonderful!

Encore!

[whistling]

And now, here's Miss Mars

with her musical specialty

'the "Galaxy Concerto"
by Irving Galaxy.'

[upbeat music]

What a gal.

Ooh, she's done everything
but whistle "Dixie".

[applause]
Very talented!

I wonder what she does
for an encore.

Here's our next
talented contestant.

Miss Western Hemisphere!

Uh, thank you.

It's a pleasure to be here
in friendly Venus City.

I, I hope someday you people
will come down to Earth.

That voice! I'm sure
I've heard it before.

Oh, nah.
Just wishful thinkin', I guess.

I'd like to sing
an old American folk ballet

that's been handed down
for generations.

Hit it, fellas!

[instrumental music]

? Won't you fly home
Bill Spacely? ?

? Won't you fly home? ?

? I'll miss you all day long ?

? I'll push those buttons
darling while you relax ?

? I know I've done you wrong ?

? Remember that rainy evening
you blasted off ?

? A million miles
to parts unknown ?

? I know I've been mean
but please make the scene ?

? Oh Spacely
won't you please fly home ?

What a doll!

She's got everything.

Too bad all girls
aren't like her.

Oh, well, somebody's
gotta be in the PTA.

? You're out there in space
but who knows what place ?

? Bill Spacely
won't you please fly? ?

? Baby won't you please try? ?

? Fly home Bill fly home ??

[audience cheering]

It's planetary pandemonium
up here, ladies and gentlemen!

Miss Western Hemisphere
has just stolen the show!

Here she comes to receive
the crown from the judge.

[instrumental music]

? Miss Solar System
she's the queen ?

? She's the fairest
we have seen ?

? From the brightest galaxy ?

? She our queen will ever ?

? Be ??

Of course, before we crown you,
you must remove your mask.

- Jane!
- George!

- Honey, I thought that you..
- Oh, well..

You told me when you came in
that you were going down..

Beauty contest ends in uproar.

Winner and judge disqualified.

Miss Mars awarded title.

Read all about it.

Now that's what
I call injustice.

Taking away your title
just because the judge

happens to be married to you.

But remember this,
crown or no crown

you'll always be
my beauty queen.

Oh, George, that's poetry.
Sheer poetry.

Well, that settles it.

- Settles what?
- This.

- Gina?
- Right.

I'm resigning from
the Gina Lollo Jupiter fan club.

[laughing]

? From the brightest galaxy ?

? She my queen will ever be ?

[laughing]

(male narrator)
"The Jetsons"

brought to you
by famous Colgate dental cream

with activated Gardol.

Brushing after eating
with Colgate

helps stop bad breath

helps fight decay.

[theme music]

Meow!

(George)
Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Jane!

Help, Jane!

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