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[theme song]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

(male narrator) "The Jetsons"

brought to you by Saran Wrap

the transparent food wrap that clings to any shape

to keep food fresher.

Get clinging crystal clear Saran Wrap.

I'm sorry, Sally. None of these new dresses seem to suit me.

Let me show you our new fall line, dear.

Fall line? But it's almost spring.

No. This is our Martian fall line.

Oh, well, perhaps I may find something.

Oh, dear, much too daring.

No, I saw this in a Paris shop this morning.

No, no, no, too complicated.

Oh, Sally, it's beautiful. Now this is what I meant.

And we have a novel accessory that goes with that dress.

I'll show you how it works.

I think I'll call Gloria and see if she likes my new dress.

Gloria. Calling Gloria.

- Hi, Jane. - Hi.

Can you come over for a minute, Gloria?

I've got a new dress to show you.

Oh, step out, so I can see you, Jane.

You know I can't stand the suspense.

Show me. Show me now.

Oh, I'll show you as soon as you get here.

Oh, I can't wait that long.

Oh, Gloria, you only live next door.

It will just take you a second to get here.

I don't care if I see your dress or not.

I'll be right over.

It looks gorgeous on you, Jane.

It's-it's out of this world.

It's a Pierre Martian original.

They were closing them out at the Satellite shop.

You really like it, Gloria?

Jane, it's you. Walk in it.

Only 10.98 for the dress

and $50 for the extension chord.

- A steal. - I hope George thinks so.

He hasn't seen it yet.

He and Elroy are watching television.

Then why don't you surprise them?

Make one of those big dramatic entrances.

[chuckles] Good idea.

Just let me put on a little matching makeup.

Just a touch of green lipstick.

Think wild. Drink Cosmo Cola.

One gulp and you're in orbit.

Cosmo Cola has a 200 megaton rating.

Hey, what happened?

Cough up some money, pop.

Oh, boy, this Pay TV has gotta go.

(man on TV) And if it's transportation you need

let Rent A Rocket put you in the pilot seat.

Next time you have business on the moon

remember Rent A Rocket.

[laughs] Bet that was a short trip.

I wonder if they gave him his money back.

(man on TV) It's the Fred Solarvan show.

Oh, boy, I like Fred Solarvan. Don't you, pop?

Yeah. He's like a relative who comes over once a week.

And here he is, your family relative

who comes over once a week, Fred Solarvan!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

We really have some wonderful guests tonight.

I'd like to start off by introducing

one of your favorite foreign movie...stars.

We all know her name. The glamorous, uh, uh..

"...Gina Lollo Jupiter!"

Hey, pop, it's Gina Lollo Jupiter.

Gina Lollo Jupiter?

Ah, Elroy, what are you doing here?

Aw, Gina whiz!

Uh, get going on those homework tapes.

- Oh, but, pop- - Elroy, come on now.

Come on. Go, go, go.

Okay, I'm going, going, going.

Oh, boy, I gotta see Gina in 3D.

Wowie!

You look lovely tonight, Gina.

[laughs] Thank you, Fred.

It's a pleasure to be back here on Earth.

Gina, I understand you will be appearing

tomorrow night at Venus City

the Miss Solar System Beauty Contest.

Oh, that is right, Fred.

There will be loads of lovely girls

competing for the title.

The show will be on TV, you know

sponsored by the Spacely Sprocket Company.

[laughs] Good old Spacely.

That's my boss.

I hope to contribute a little something

to the contest festivities.

Oh, is she kidding?

A little something.

Oh, I better put her back on the screen.

Now, Gina, have you any advice for the girls

in the beauty contest?

Well, they should understand the proper way of walking.

- Walking is very important? - Oh, yes, Fred.

It can mean the difference between winning and losing.

Here, I show you.

[instrumental music]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

I see what you mean!

Oh, wait till George sees this far-out frock.

Oh, I know he'll love it!

? La la la la la la la la ?

? La la la it's your dream girl walking in the room ??

Hi there, honey.

It's me, Janey.

George. Wake up, dear.

George?

George?

Hi, Gina.

Hi. Gina?

Well, wow, what a pleasant surprise.

I, uh, I was just watching the Stuntley Dinkley report.

[laughs]

Uh, don't you notice anything about me?

[laughs] Sure, I do. You, uh, lost weight.

Uh, you gained weight. Oh, I know. You had a haircut.

Well, whatever you did, honey, you're almost good enough

for the Miss Solar System Beauty Contest.

Almost good enough?

- Well, I like that! - And I like you.

Now why don't you take off that old housecoat

and put on something nice?

And then we'll go out for some chicken chow mein capsules

and, uh.. How does that strike you?

How's this strike you?

What did I say? What did I say?

[crying]

Oh, don't cry, Jane.

Frank is the same with me.

He and his Miss Solar System.

I've got a good mind to enter the contest myself.

- That would teach him. - Yeah. That would really..

Say, remember that picture you took

at the New Year's Eve party?

In that tantalizing masquerade costume?

Oh, I know the one.

I still have it. George wanted me to tear it up.

He said it was too ooh-badooba-badooba-dooba.

I think I put it in this drawer.

Yes. Here it is.

Ooh. It's a real sizzler alright, Jane.

Why don't you send it into the contest committee?

- Just for fun. - Oh, I couldn't.

Me, a housewife, compete against all those lovely, young..

(Fred Solarvan) Wonderful, marvelous.

Let's really hear it for Gina Lollo Jupiter.

More! Give us more! More!

[whistling]

Wowie! Wowie!

[whistling]

That settles it! Where's that picture?

I'll show him who can be glamorous!

[crying]

"Miss Solar System

brought to you by Spacely Sprockets."

Hooey!

Oh, you know, I've always wanted to be a television sponsor.

[laughs] You can cause so much panic.

I think I'll start with Jetson.

He should be working at his desk.

Mm. Not there. I bet I know where he is.

Just as I thought. At the water cooler again.

And now, fellow employees

I would like to read you my latest company bulletin.

It's titled "100 Ways To Goof Off At the Office

And Still Collect Overtime."

Jetson! What are you doing?

Goofin' off, sir!

- Report to my office. - Uh, yes, sir.

Oh, boy, the boss sure sounded mad!

You called, sir?

Why? Why? Why do I put up with you?

I don't know, sir! I mean, sorry, sir.

Listen, Jetson, don't make any plans tonight.

You're going to a beauty contest.

Oh, please, Mr. Spacely, I look terrible in a bikini.

Don't be funny, Jetson.

You're going to be the assistant to the judge.

I am the judge.

[laughs]

After all, as sponsor, it's my duty to see

that the girls get a fair hearing.

Or should I say viewing?

Oh, boy. Yeah, I'll pick you up at 7:00.

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't make it, sir.

You see, Janie's mad at me

so I bought some theater tickets to make up.

You hen-pecked husbands are all alike.

Why can't you learn how to handle your wife?

- Pardon me? Pardon me? - Yes?

Mrs. Spacely's on the line, sir. On the line, sir.

Mrs. Spacely.. Whoops!

Okay, put her on.

What takes you so long to answer?

Well, you see, snookums

I was discussing our production quotas.

Don't tell me that. It's that beauty contest again, isn't it?

Have you decided on the judge? And it better not be you.

Me? Judge? Oh, of course not, dear.

In fact Jetson and I were just going over a list of candidates.

- Weren't we, Jetson? - Yes, judge.

- Did he say judge? - Uh..

Uh, no, I mean, I said, "Oh, fudge."

Uh, I mean don't judge him hastily, Mrs. Judge

uh, Mrs. Spacely.

Imagine, sponsoring a beauty contest at your age.

I have a good mind to go home to mother.

Yes, dear.

And furthermore, you forgot

to turn off the sonic sudser

when you did the dishes last night.

And why wasn't the linen changed?

- And the food-a-cycle cleaned? - Yes, dear.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Housework. Nothing but housework.

Now I got this whole darned living room to do.

I'm just a drudge. That's all I am.

An underpaid drudge.

Pick up your feet, please. Pick up your feet, please.

Thank you. Thank you.

Hot coffee. Hot coffee.

- Thanks. - 'You're welcome.'

[doorbell rings]

Come in.

Oh, Jane honey!

The mailman just left this special delivery tape.

It's from the Miss Solar System Contest.

Oh, the entry committee.

Oh, they must have gotten the picture I sent in.

Oh, hurry, Jane. Play it. The suspense is killing me.

Alright. Alright, Gloria.

[instrumental music]

(man on tape) 'Dear 36-26-36'

'the contest committee has received your photograph.'

'And may we say, wooh!'

'Therefore, by unanimous consent'

'you are hereby invited to compete'

'for the title of Miss Solar System.'

Hear that, Jane? You're in. You're in!

But, but, but, Gloria, I don't think I can go through with it.

(man on tape) 'First price is a million dollars.'

I've changed my mind. I'm going through with it.

And besides, George needs to be taught a lesson.

(man on tape) 'And in addition to the pin-up category

'all contestants are required to participate in a'

'and we use the term loosely, a talent contest.'

Talent? Talent? But what can I do?

(man on tape) 'Fake it, baby. Fake it.'

'See you tonight in Venus City. Signed, whoo-whoo-whoo.'

Oh, don't worry, Jane. You can always sing.

Oh, I don't know.

What am I going to tell George? He'd be furious if he knew.

Oh, relax. We'll think of something.

Yoo-hoo! It's me, dear, your little space bunny.

I'm back in the hutch. I've got a surprise for you, honey.

I picked up some theater tickets for tonight and-

Tonight? But, Jane, we've got that, uh, big PTA meeting?

- PTA? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, oh, yes, yes. The PTA.

Oh, I'm sorry, George, I won't be able to make it.

A very important meeting.

We're discussing how to combat delinquency on the moon.

Huh? But the tickets!

I've gotta get dressed for the meeting, dear.

If you're hungry, there're some cold-cut capsules on the table.

And, George, don't wait up.

But the tickets!

Cold-cut capsules, huh?

Well, that does it!

First, I'll get cleaned up a bit.

I'll shave, comb my hair, brush my teeth.

I guess I should have this outfit pressed.

Let her go to the PTA meeting.

I am going to a beauty contest.

Have tape measure, will travel.

Whoopee!

Well, we're almost there, Mr. Spacely.

Jetson, how many times have I gotta tell you

call me judge?

But, Your Honor, supposin' your wife sees you on TV?

[chuckles] You'll be another case for Dr. Ken Spacey.

[laughs]

I've already taken care of that.

You've heard of the mystery guest?

Well, meet the mystery judge.

[laughs]

She'll never spot me as the mystery judge.

Nobody will know my real identity, eh, Jetson?

No, Your Honor, who are you?

[laughs] Got you fooled, too, haven't I?

As Yogi Bear would say

"You're smarter than the average boss."

Hey, there it is. Venus City Convention Hall.

(Spacely) '"Welcome to the Miss Solar System Contest."'

'Oh, boy, what a night this is gonna be.'

Yes, Earth people, it is a glorious night here

at the Miss Solar System Contest.

Oh, and there is movie queen Gina Lollo Jupiter

'trying to slip in unnoticed.'

Hey! You forge the searchlight.

Hello, hello, darlings.

I love you. I love you all, darlings.

What did I tell you, friends?

She's just like the girl next door.

Real humility, real humility.

Uh-oh, look who's coming this way.

It's our contest judge who prefers to remain anonymous.

Good evening, Judge Anonymous.

Uh, good evening. Okay, Jetson.

Uh, the judge would like to thank Spacely Sprockets

for the privilege of appearing tonight.

Spacely the favorite Sprocket

of the Sprocket lovers everywhere.

Make mine Spacely.

S-P-A-L-C-E!

You idiot, you spelled it wrong.

Eh, come on, The girls are waiting.

What seat number? What seat number?

- Judge's box, please. - Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Oh, boy! How about this, sir? A seat right on the stage!

[laughs] I'd like to be closer.

Scorecards. Get your scorecards. All the vital statistics.

Pardon me, judge. May I have your autograph?

A pleasure, my dear.

Love and kisses, the mystery judge.

(female 1) 'Oh, thank you!'

(Mrs. Spacely) 'Mine too.'

Oh, this is the life, eh, Jetson?

Hope you don't mind the same message, sweetie pie

yie, yie, yie!

Sweetie pie, eh?

You interplanetary worm.

Oh, how are you, Mrs. Judge? Uh, Mrs. Spacely.

Uh, where did you come.. Uh, I mean, where.. Uh, hello.

Quiet, you assistant worm!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Miss Solar System Contest

is about to begin

but first, a word from our sponsor.

Help!

Uh, thank you, Mr. Spacely.

Just wait till I get you home, bastard.

Take over for me, Jetson.

I've just resigned from the bench.

Head them off at the dressing room, men.

The mystery judge rides again.

And this court is now in session.

And here they are, the stunning contestants.

Let's give a great, big welcome to Miss Saturn!

[instrumental music]

(male 1) 'Notice her native bathing suit, folks.'

'All those lovely rings.'

Whoa! Ring-a-ding-ding!

(male 1) 'And here is the one and only'

'Miss Mars!'

Wowie!

Take me to your leader!

(male 1) 'Here we have Miss Big Dipper!'

'And Miss Satellite!'

(George) 'Ooba dooba!'

I'd sure like to go into orbit with her.

(male 1) 'And now, let's say hello to Miss Comet!'

(George) 'Wowie!'

What an entrance!

Oh, boy! My mother warned me about those fast women.

(male 1) 'And now, last but not least, a very late entry from Earth.'

'Miss Western Hemisphere!'

Ooba dooba dooba dooba!

That's what I call a well-grouped flock of molecules.

Something about her rings a bell.

And now, we'll begin our talent contest.

First, Miss Saturn who majors in space literature

'will give us a reading from one of her'

'favorite English classics.'

Miss Saturn!

[applause]

Twinkle twinkle little star.

How I wonder what you are, darling.

Up above the world so high.

Like a 50 carat blue-white diamond in the sky.

Thank you, darlings.

[applause]

Great! Wonderful!

Encore!

[whistling]

And now, here's Miss Mars

with her musical specialty

'the "Galaxy Concerto" by Irving Galaxy.'

[upbeat music]

What a gal.

Ooh, she's done everything but whistle "Dixie".

[applause] Very talented!

I wonder what she does for an encore.

Here's our next talented contestant.

Miss Western Hemisphere!

Uh, thank you.

It's a pleasure to be here in friendly Venus City.

I, I hope someday you people will come down to Earth.

That voice! I'm sure I've heard it before.

Oh, nah. Just wishful thinkin', I guess.

I'd like to sing an old American folk ballet

that's been handed down for generations.

Hit it, fellas!

[instrumental music]

? Won't you fly home Bill Spacely? ?

? Won't you fly home? ?

? I'll miss you all day long ?

? I'll push those buttons darling while you relax ?

? I know I've done you wrong ?

? Remember that rainy evening you blasted off ?

? A million miles to parts unknown ?

? I know I've been mean but please make the scene ?

? Oh Spacely won't you please fly home ?

What a doll!

She's got everything.

Too bad all girls aren't like her.

Oh, well, somebody's gotta be in the PTA.

? You're out there in space but who knows what place ?

? Bill Spacely won't you please fly? ?

? Baby won't you please try? ?

? Fly home Bill fly home ??

[audience cheering]

It's planetary pandemonium up here, ladies and gentlemen!

Miss Western Hemisphere has just stolen the show!

Here she comes to receive the crown from the judge.

[instrumental music]

? Miss Solar System she's the queen ?

? She's the fairest we have seen ?

? From the brightest galaxy ?

? She our queen will ever ?

? Be ??

Of course, before we crown you, you must remove your mask.

- Jane! - George!

- Honey, I thought that you.. - Oh, well..

You told me when you came in that you were going down..

Beauty contest ends in uproar.

Winner and judge disqualified.

Miss Mars awarded title.

Read all about it.

Now that's what I call injustice.

Taking away your title just because the judge

happens to be married to you.

But remember this, crown or no crown

you'll always be my beauty queen.

Oh, George, that's poetry. Sheer poetry.

Well, that settles it.

- Settles what? - This.

- Gina? - Right.

I'm resigning from the Gina Lollo Jupiter fan club.

[laughing]

? From the brightest galaxy ?

? She my queen will ever be ?

[laughing]

(male narrator) "The Jetsons"

brought to you by famous Colgate dental cream

with activated Gardol.

Brushing after eating with Colgate

helps stop bad breath

helps fight decay.

[theme music]

Meow!

(George) Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Jane!

Help, Jane!

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