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[theme music]

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? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

(male narrator) "The Jetsons"

brought to you by Scotch Brand, the magic tape.

Looks frosty on the roll, invisible on the job.

Scotch brand magic tape in a green plant dispenser.

Remember, Elroy, you and Judy behave yourselves

'at grandma's while daddy and I are away.'

'You're to do just as she says.'

Sure, mom. We love grandma.

Oh, yeah, I know she's a nice, old lady

but her cuisine is murder.

Yeah, and so's her cooking.

Judy! Elroy!

George, are you going to permit them

to talk about their grandmother like that?

Huh? Oh! Oh, no, of course not.

Elroy, Judy, I've eaten grandma's cooking

and it's no worse than your mother's.

George!

I mean, I mean, it's-it's delicious.

When I think of granny's homemade

liver and onion capsules

and her frozen puree of prune pudding..

[howling]

Take it easy, pop. Astro's got a sensitive stomach.

Oh, gee, mom. I envy you.

You and daddy are gonna have a ball in Las Venus.

Thanks, dear.

Las Venus is kind of a second honeymoon for us.

Isn't it, George? Oh, won't it be romantic?

Oh, yeah, honey.

Blackjack, roulette, space dice.

George, you gave me your word that if we went to Las Venus

you wouldn't gamble.

Oh, sure, honey. Sure. I-I won't gamble.

I'll just try to win back the money

I lost the last time I gave you my word.

Well, here we go!

(Elroy) How long will it take us to get over to grandma's house, pop?

(George) Just hang on, everybody. We'll be there in a jiffy.

swoosh

Chicago, coming up!

Get ready, we're dropping you at grandma's.

Are you sure you're on target, pop?

Of course, I'm sure. That's Chicago down there.

I know, pop, but remember the last time

you dropped me over Boston?

I came down on the Tower of London.

That's true, George. And he didn't even have his raincoat.

Well, that was a slight malfunction

of the gyroscopic calculator.

You ready, Elroy? Judy?

- 'Ready.' - 'Ready.'

(Judy) Have a good time!

You, too, and give our best to grandma.

Roodrye!

- Bye! - Bye!

They're going in for a landing right in front of grandma's.

- Oh, nice shot, George. - Hmm, naturally.

Okay, Astro old hound dog, you're next.

Here's the kennel.

'Your pals will be waiting for you.'

And stay away from that French poodle.

She'll break your heart.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Whoopee!

Geronimo!

Oh, George darling, we're alone at last.

Just the two of us.

Just think, honey, if I hadn't crash-landed

into your patio, we never would have met.

Let's have some music.

[instrumental music]

Oh, George, what a wonderful coincidence.

- They're playing our song. - Yeah. Oh, it's a lovely tune.

I remember when we first heard it.

There we were, the two of us, parked on the Big Dipper.

I took your hand in mine

and as I started to kiss you, you said..

Look out, George!

We're at the skyway to Las Venus.

(George) Hold on, here we go.

Not yet, George. Watch for an opening.

No, no, don't try it yet.

Maybe after this sky truck.

Honey, please, will you let me do the driving?

I'm experienced at this kind of thing.

Uh-uh, here's our opening.

Can I open my eyes now?

Sure, honey. We've got it made.

Oh, you are a good driver, George.

No hitchhikers, buddy. Now get off my back.

Scram!

Excuse us. Must have been the smog.

- Bye-bye! - 'Goodbye, robot head!'

Robot-head?

Oh, boy, it's lucky for him I'm in a hurry

or I'd step out and...run for help.

[laughs]

We're out of the traffic now, anyway.

Look at all the scenery.

(George) Yeah.

Hey, look at that sign up ahead.

"When on Mars, drink Cosmic Cola."

I wonder who thinks up those crazy signs.

Hey, look at that ad.

Oh, wowie zowie!

Hello there.

I use Solar-sweet Lipstick.

It's solar-lovely.

That's for sure.

Oo-ba-doo-ba-do-ba-

George, stop looking at that billboard.

Huh? Oh. Oh, yeah, sure.

We'll be in Las Venus any minute now.

- Lady luck, here we come. - Oh, don't jinx us, George.

The last time you mentioned lady luck on vacation

Mr. Spacely turned up with some work.

Don't worry, the boss won't spoil things this time.

He's closing a deal on the moon.

Good, just so he stays there.

Now, slow down, George. Quick, look at that sign!

(George) '"Lunarville. Slow down to 2000."'

You're going too fast, George.

Are you kidding? I don't even see the town.

vroom

Wow! Now, that's a real hot rodder.

Lunarville. Must be full of yokels.

[siren blaring]

Here's one of your yokels, George

dressed like a policeman.

Kindly pull over to that cloud up ahead.

Now, sir, do you know the penalty

for speeding through this town?

What town, officer? There's nothing here.

Oh, we got a town, alright. It's out being cleaned.

We got a judge too.

Officer 55 calling the court. Live one.

I repeat, live one. Come in, judge.

Hear ye! Hear ye!

The court of Lunarville is now in session.

This is Judge Fairly speaking

otherwise known as the Hanging Judge.

How do you plead, stranger? Guilty or not guilty?

- Your Honor, I plead- - Guilty as charged.

Penalty is ten years in jail or $2000 fine.

What will it be?

Have I got a choice? I'll pay the fine.

Good thinking, stranger. Case dismissed.

This has been a recording.

A recording, a recording.

The judge is gonna have to make a new recording tape.

- This one's kind of worn. - Yeah, so I notice.

But tell me something, officer, what happens

if the defendant isn't guilty?

Hm. Oh, shucks, you got me.

The judge has never made a tape for that.

Now here's your stamps.

You fill five books

and we take care of a parking ticket.

Twenty books, and with any sentence

you get to pick your own jail.

Oh, thanks a lot.

There's nothing beats picking your own jail.

Yup, I know one driver who saved up enough books

so that he was his own judge.

- So what happened? - What else?

He gave himself a suspended sentence.

Come back and see us again. Bye.

"Come back and see us again?"

He figures I'll have more money by then.

Now, now, dear, you're not going to let

a little old fine ruin our holiday.

Ah, you're right, dear, I'll..

Look, Jane, we're here, Las Venus.

'There's the Sonic Sahara.'

(Jane) 'Oh, and there's the famous Riviera Satellite.'

(George) 'Look! The fabulous Flamoongo.'

You know, I, I think they're trying to tell us something.

Ah, here we are at our hotel, the Supersonic Sands.

(Jane) 'Oh, George, it's lovely.'

Welcome to the Supersonic Sands, sir.

You have a reservation?

Yep. Mr. and Mrs. George Jetson.

Of course, Mr. Jetson. We're expecting you.

Now, let's hope you win a nice room.

How about that, honey?

We even get to gamble on the room we get.

Ooh, yes. I think it's-it's..

'Yes, it is! Suite 711.'

Oh, you're in luck, sir. It has its own private dealer.

Ha, you hear that? Now I can lose a bundle in privacy.

First, we'll take care of your car.

(George) 'Hey, my car!'

(male 1) 'Don't worry, sir.'

We always give you a new one when you leave.

How do we get to our room?

You don't. The room comes down to you.

Now, that's what I call room service.

I'll bet it has everything

including hot and cold running poker chips.

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

There's nothing like traditional, is there?

And what a lovely view.

'Why, look, George.'

'We have a hotel right next door to us.'

'The Las Venus Venus.'

'"All star show featuring Dean Martian."'

My favorite space-shouter.

Oh, I must see him, George.

Tonight, honey, I promise.

Right now, I wanna check and see

if we got our own private dealer.

I'm the dealer.

Name your game. Name your game.

[chuckles] I like him.

He's got an honest face.

I'll see you later, buster. Can I help you unpack?

Thanks, but I just brought a few things.

It will only take a second.

[George laughs] 'Didn't you forget the kitchen sink?'

Oh, I brought that too.

[doorbell ringing]

Come in.

Jackpot. Jackpot.

Try your luck. Try your luck.

I'm due. I'm due.

Hit me. Hit me.

Oh, boy. Robot slot machines.

I'll hit this one, honey, and you try the other.

Let's go, jackpot-aroonie!

Let's have it now. Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

M-I-S-S. Miss?

Hey, honey, don't waste your money

on these one-armed bandits.

They'll never pay off.

Look, George! I hit it! I hit a jackpot!

- What were you saying, dear? - Nothin'.

Okay, that's it, tightwad. On your way.

Hit the jackpot! Hit the jackpot!

You can't miss.

You just lost your jackpot. Now, come on, out! Out! Out!

Oh, George, look what happened to my swimsuit.

It's stretched all out of shape.

Yeah, I see. It's practically a tent.

There's a glamor shop in the lobby.

Maybe they have one of those new Saturn bikinis.

Saturn bikinis? What's that?

Oh, just some rings around the right places.

You'll love it. I'll see you later.

I'll bet it's a real ring-a-ding-a-dinger.

[automated message] 'Mr. George Jetson, long distance, long distance.'

Oh, I hope it's not that pest, Spacely.

- Jetson! - Ah, Mr. Pester.

I mean, Mr. Spacely.

Jetson, I just got word we're in luck.

Gigi Galaxy has just checked into the Las Venus Venus Hotel.

- Gigi who? - Galaxy.

The head of General Rotors.

We've got a big contract hanging fire with them.

It just needs a little push.

I told Galaxy you'll be right over.

Oh, but-but-but I can't.

I'm on my second honeymoon, sir.

You know, with my wife.

You promised me time off.

I promised you nothing of the..

Oh, you're right. I, I did promise you the time off.

I'm sorry, Vice President Jetson.

- Forget it. - Thank you, sir.

I knew you'd under.. Uh, Vice President Jetson?

Yes, but what's a puny vice presidency

as compared to a second honeymoon?

I mean, why should you care about

a mink-lined private office with your name in gold neon?

Gold neon!

And a secretary who's been nicknamed

the Heavenly Body.

The Heavenly..

Forgive me, sir, but I don't wanna keep Gigi Galaxy waiting.

Vice President Jetson, over and out.

[laughs]

Galaxy, eh?

I'll show Spacely I know

how to handle big wheels.

I'll get the contract signed

and get back before Janey even misses me.

[knocks] 'Be right with you, darling.'

Darling? Oh, pardon me, lady

but, uh, Gigi Galaxy is expecting me.

Come in, darling. I'm Gigi Galaxy.

What did you say your name was?

[gibberish]

O-ba-da-ba, what, darling?

Oh, I'm, uh, I'm, uh

George Sprocket of Spacely Jetsons.

(Gigi) 'Now, darling, sit down and tell me..'

...who are you?

My, my-my name is, uh, George Darling.

Uh, I mean, Jetson.

Jetson, of course.

Mr. Spacely wired me you were coming.

He neglected to say you'd be in shock, darling.

Shall we get down to business?

Business? Oh, what business?

Ah! Business. Oh, sure. Of course, why not?

You've spent 15 minutes telling me your name, darling.

Suppose we discuss the contract over dinner tonight?

Downstairs in the Fallout Room.

- Shall we say about 8:00? - 8:00?

Ah, ah, but-but-but-

- I'll make the reservations. - 'But-but-but-'

Not much of a vocabulary, have you?

See you this evening.

In the meantime, I'll take a good old-fashioned bath.

Sometimes I wonder if it's worth the expense

filling the tub with old fashions.

[laughs]

Ta-ta, darling.

But, darling.. I, uh, I mean, Gigi..

- But Gigi Galaxy's a woman! - Of course, she's a woman.

What did you expect, a prehistoric space monkey?

Yeah, but you don't understand, Mr. Spacely.

She wants me to have dinner with her.

Good, good.

Make sure she enjoys herself.

Spare no expense!

Hello? Hello, hello?

We must have a loose connection.

Someone said, "Spare no expense."

- That was me, you missile head! - 'Oh, oh.'

Just don't come back without a signed contract.

But what about my wife?

Let her get her own contract.

Do you read me, uh, Vice President Jetson?

Loud and clear, sir. Loud and clear.

Oh, gosh. Vice President Jetson.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

(Jane) 'Oh, George! I'm back.'

Don't tell me you hit the jackpot again.

Oh, no, silly.

I just bought a few little accessories

to go with my ring-a-ding bikini.

And what do you think I'm doing tonight?

Going to bed early, I hope.

No, silly. I made reservations.

We're having dinner downstairs at 8:00.

Dinner at 8:00? I just lost my appetite.

Nonsense. It's going to be a lovely evening.

Dinner, dancing.

Remember, honey, it's our second honeymoon.

Yeah, yeah, I know, but I have a date.

- What did you say? - What did I say? What? What?

Oh, uh, I said, we're, we're eating at 8:00.

[gibberish]

[instrumental music]

George, it was a lovely dinner.

Those Martian meatballs were heavenly.

Yeah, and those Venus veal cutlets were out of this world.

What's for dessert?

Here comes the dessert tray now.

(George) Hey, looks delicious.

Slow down!

Whoa!

What kind of dessert was that?

It's the low calorie special. You don't get to eat it.

And now, space bunnies

it's time for our nightly dance contest

the Stratospheric Hop.

And here to provide the music

is that space bunny personality himself

Starrence Welkome.

[instrumental music]

Yes, friends, this is Starrence Welkome

with Space Bubble Music.

And now, for the contest.

So fasten your dancing belts for the Planet Polka.

Is my dancing belt on right, honey?

Yeah. Oh, that's swell music.

I love it!

Maybe we can win, George.

Now, remember, friends

the first prize for men is a trip to Mars

with the girl of your dreams.

Second prize is a trip to Mars with your little wife.

[laughs]

That's a little joke.

A five, a four, a three, a two, a one.

Lift off!

Let's go, George. Up, up and away!

Yeah, but not too high. My ears will pop.

Come on, you space sissy!

Ah, ho-ho. Fred Astarr's got nothin' on me.

Wonderful!

And remember what you promised me.

After this, we're going across to the Las Venus Venus

to see Dean Martian.

Yeah, yeah, sure. Las Venus!

Contract!

Gigi Galaxy!

If I don't get that contract signed, I'm a goner.

Gee, what was that?

I'll just wait one second more and..

You certainly make an entrance, darling.

I'd just about given you up.

I can't stay long.

Uh, about the contract.

Let's talk about it while we dance, darling.

They're playing my favorite.

The Solar Sambaramba.

Dance? Oh, but I just..

It's my favorite form of violence, darling.

Let's show them a thing or two, shall we?

Solar Sambaramba. Solar Sambaramba.

Si-si-si. Si-si-si.

I'd like to see, see, see the contracty.

I'd like to see, see, see you dance better with me.

N'est-ce pas,darling?

Ah, oui, oui, oui. Ah, oui, oui, oui.

Solar-boom-boom-boom. Aye-yie-yie.

Aye-ya. Aye-ya-yie-yie-yie.

Is there a skyropractor in the house?

[upbeat music]

Now you're getting it, darling.

Too bad this isn't a contest.

The contest!

I repeat, what was that?

Oh, George, you dance divinely.

Si-si-si!

I mean, thank you, dear.

Look. Look who's here, honey.

Isn't that Mr. Spacely just coming in?

Spacely!

Oh, come on now, knock it off!

I must say, darling, you're a wonderful dancer.

Si-si-si.

Let's sit this one out and talk about the contract.

Just a few more si-si-si's, darling.

I don't wanna miss it when they double the tempo.

Miss it? Oh, the missus!

Uh, I'll be right back. I think I'm being paged.

That does it! I quit!

Oh, let's sit the rest of this dance out.

- I'm getting tired. - You're getting tired?

- Jetson! - Mr. Spacely!

So there you are. I wanna talk to you.

See you in a minute, honey.

I just remembered I-I-I promised to call the kids.

But, but, George..

Have a little refreshment, darling

before I sign the contract.

Oh, how nice.

Nothing like a soft drink, is there?

To Spacely Sprockets and General Rotors.

May they make beautiful dividends together.

Really, darling, you should sip, not gulp.

I don't know what's in that stuff

but it sure makes your head spin.

In fact, I'm-I'm kind of starting to see things.

That lady coming in, she almost looks like Jane.

[chuckles]

Jane?

Oo-ba-doo-ba.

I'm so glad you have a table for us.

I left word for George.

That's my husband to meet us here.

I don't know what could have happened to him.

You see, we were dancing-

Oui, oui, madame.

Garcon, table for three.

Oo-ba-doo-ba. She's coming this way.

Follow me, please. Follow me, please.

But, darling, what are you trying to do?

I'm trying to disappear.

Look at that clown, Mr. Spacely.

I'd hate to be his wife.

Yes, there's one in every crowd.

But look who's with him. It's Gigi Galaxy!

Delighted to see you, Miss Galaxy.

Mr. Spacely, how nice.

Of course, you know my escort, Mr. Jetson.

Jetson?

Hello, boss.

George Jetson!

Honey, I can explain everything.

Out with another woman?

It wasn't another woman. It was just Gigi Galaxy.

Well, thank you, darling.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Jetson. I didn't know he was married.

- Where's the contract, Jetson? - Quiet!

You should be proud of him, Mrs. Jetson.

'All he thought of is the contract.'

True. True.

He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body.

True, true. Very true..

Uh.. Hey, wait a minute.

And you'll have the signed contract in the morning.

I knew you'd do it, Vice President Jetson.

Oh, thank you, sir.

Oh, it's the Sambaramba again.

Come, darling, I need a new partner.

Sambaramba si. Sambaramba si.

Sambaramba si. Si-si-si.

Ski-bi-doo-pa-ti-doo. Ski-bi-doo-pa-ti-doo.

Sambaramba, Sambaramba. Si-si-si.

George, will you ever forgive me?

Oh, sure, honey.

Vice president. I'm so proud.

[laughs] Well, I don't know for how long

but in the meantime, let's live it up!

[doorbell ringing]

Yes?

Jackpot. Jackpot.

Try your luck. Try your luck.

I'm due. I'm due.

Hit me. Hit me.

Win here. Win here.

Jackpot money. Jackpot money.

- Jackpot. - Jackpot.

- Try your luck. - Jackpot.

Fellas..

Fellas, wait a minute, will you?

Look, wait a minute. I'm out of change.

Fellas, I'm broke! Will you get lost?

Leave us alone, will you?

(male narrator) "The Jetsons"

brought to you by..

Meow!

(George) Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Jane!

Help! Jane!

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