Original subtitles

Ouch! Boy, this isn't getting any easy chair the hard way.

Ripe and rippers.

(Jane) 'Oh, look, George.'

'He's bringing you your pipe and slippers.'

screech

Hey.

[barking]

Out! Out! Out!

[theme song]

[whirring]

? Meet George Jetson ?

? His boy Elroy ?

[music continues]

? Daughter Judy ?

? Jane his wife ??

(male narrator) "The Jetsons"

brought to you by famous Colgate dental cream

with activated guardol.

Brushing after eating with Colgate

helps stops bad breath.

Helps fight decay.

[instrumental music]

Oh, dear, dear, dear.

I hope I'm not late for my appointment.

These hairdressers are so temperamental.

And Pierre doesn't like to be kept waiting.

'Good morning, Pierre.'

Ah, Mrs. Jetson, no?

Mrs. Jetson, yes.

And I'm sorry I'm a little late.

Ah-ha. Tut-tut-tut-tut-tut..

Pierre, I'm in an awful hurry this morning.

Can you do something exciting with my hair in ten seconds?

But of course, Mrs. Jetson.

Uh, please be sit down.

I need something new.

This old hairstyle doesn't do a thing for me.

Relax, madame.

I, Pierre, shall style your hair

with my own two hands.

Something dramatique, huh, Pierre?

Uh, oui, madame.I shall start with my latest creation.

The nebulae bouffant.

click

puff

No, I don't think so.

puff

Uh-uh.

puff

Oh, everyone has that.

puff

No. Makes me look too young.

puff

Too old.

puff

Umm. Too subtle.

puff

Oh, Pierre, I like that!

It's beautiful!

Mm-but, madame, that is the hairdo

you had when you came in.

I have done nothing.

Oh, don't be so modest, Pierre.

You're a genius.

Oui,oui.Wow.

[instrumental music]

I wonder if Judy is home yet.

(Judy) 'Ooh, hi, mom!

Hello, dear. Did you straighten out your room yet?

Oh, not yet, mother. But can I change it?

I'm tired of Space Provincials.

Okay, dear. But change to what?

Oh, I think this time I'll try

uh, Moon Modern.

(Jane) 'Well, do you like it, dear?'

Oh, it's right on orbit.

I love it.

Is Elroy home from school yet?

beep beep beep

Oh, here he is.

swoosh

Gee, ma, guess what followed me home?

(Jane) Good heavens!

What in the universe is that, that, that monster?

He's no monster, mom.

His name is Astro and he's just a puppy dog.

A baby puppy dog.

Baby? Well, thank heaven you didn't bring home his father.

Oh, he doesn't have a father. He's an only orphan.

Astro, say, hi, mom.

Ri, rom.

(Jane) Ri, rom?

(Jane) 'Wh-heh, what kind of talk is that?'

(Elroy) 'Well, That's baby talk. See, he's just a puppy.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I keep him, mom, huh? Can I, please?

(Jane) I don't know, Elroy.

Puppies are a lot of bother.

And this one is so big.

And he must eat an awful lot.

And..

He's such a sweet dog.

And he's real smart, too, mom.

Watch. Shake hands, Astro.

- Reased ro reet rou. - Huh?

Well, that means, "Pleased to meet you."

And he's a great watchdog, too.

[barking]

Hey, what's going on?

Where did you get the horse?

[chuckles] That's not a horse.

It's a baby puppy, and he's smart as a whip.

I'll show you.

Okay, Astro. Heed my command.

'Speak!'

thud

Isn't he kind of mixed-up?

What do you mean? That's darn good for a puppy.

Now, watch this. Ready, Astro? Point.

[barking]

Now speak.

How about that?

Imagine how good he'd be if he practiced.

Where did he come from? Or did Elroy bring him home?

I'm beginning to think it was the other way around.

Now, Elroy, Astro is a very fine dog, but-

Please, mom, can't I keep him, huh? Please.

Aww, mother. Oh, he's so cute. Can't we?

(Jane) Well, you know how your dad feels about dogs.

But if you take Astro out on the dog walk

I'll call your father and ask him.

Oh, boy! And don't forget to mention he's just a puppy.

Rush a ruppy.

Did you hear that? He said-

Yes, I know. "Rush a ruppy."

[laughs]

How do you like it, Astro?

"Roh, roy! Ris is reat!"

(Elroy) 'Oh, boy, this is great?'

Reah.

[laughing]

Oh, gee, daddy's just gotta let me keep you.

Oh, boy, what a day.

I'm getting punchy from punching all these buttons.

Now what?

Come on, come on. Back to work. No goofin' off.

Ha, that's better.

(woman on televiewer) George Jetson

televiewer, please.

Huh?

(woman on televiewer) 'George Jetson'

'televiewer, please.'

'It's your wife.'

Oh, now what do I have to bring home?

Coming, coming!

I'm sorry to bother you, dear. Are you busy?

Busy? Take a look at my button-pushing finger.

- What do you think? - Poor dear.

Well, the reason I called

is that I represent a committee of three.

And we have a request.

(George) 'Okay, honey. What is it?'

I'll give you a hint.

[imitating dog barking]

Your mother's coming to visit us?

(Jane) 'No. It's for protection.'

- A policeman. - Uh-uh.

It's furry and it's got a cold nose.

Oh, an Eskimo.

- No. - No, wait. I got it. I got it.

Your mother ran off with an Eskimo policeman.

- George. - Alright, I give up.

What is it?

(Jane) I'll let the committee tell you.

(all in unison) It's a dog!

Can we have one, dad, huh?

Can we have a dog?

Oh, please, not again.

I told you a thousand times

an apartment is no place for a dog.

I'm sorry, but the answer is still no.

Well, George, you don't have to shout.

I was shoutin'?

Oh, great. The whole family is sore at me.

Yeah, so a guy can't put his foot down

without sticking it in his mouth.

If I don't get a dog, I'll wind up in the doghouse.

Heh. Whew, what a spot.

It'll take a bigger brain than mine

to figure an answer out to this one.

Hey, that's it. The brain.

I'll use the company computer to figure out an answer.

Ah, here. Here now, let me see.

One irate wife..

...plus two kids who want a dog..

...and a husband who doesn't want a dog

but wants to keep everybody happy.

And the answer is..

[whirring]

Hmm. "Apartment-approved electronic dog."

Yeah. That's it.

I'm glad I thought of it.

An electronic dog.

No feeding. No bathing.

No fleas. Hah! It's great.

Something like that could make a dog-lover out of me.

An electronic dog-lover, that is. Ha-ha.

Uh, thanks, pal.

[whirring]

[instrumental music]

Hey, uh, uh, do you sell dogs here?

What kind? Lap, watch, show or plain mutt?

Uh, I want one of those nuclear-powered

trouble-free electronic dogs.

Oh, that kind.

Well, I have just the thing for you.

It's called, the dog of tomorrow.

I'm in a hurry. I need it today.

Well, in that case, you can have 'Lectronimo.

- 'Lectroni-who?' -'Lectronimo.

Eh, this is our demonstration model.

'A new dog guarantee goes with him'

'and you'll save money, too.'

Ah! Sounds good.

Let's, uh, let's see 'Lectronimo do his stuff.

(male 1) Certainly.

Okay, 'Lectronimo, fetch.

[barking]

(George) 'Hey, that's pretty good.'

Yes, he really sinks his teeth

into his work, doesn't he? He-he-he.

How is he in the bravery department?

(male 1) 'Oh, that's his biggest selling point.'

'Especially since the cat burglar hit town.'

The cat burglar? Who's he?

Oh, it's in all the televiewers. Uh, here, I'll show you.

"Cat burglar prowls again."

- Mean looking, isn't he? - Yeah.

Hey, I'd like to see how 'Lectronimo

would handle a burglar.

Oh, I was afraid you'd ask that.

I'll put on this burglar mask. He hates burglar masks.

Eh, now, watch.

Ugh! Ooh!

How I hate this demonstration

but, boy, what a sales gimmick.

I'm sold. Wrap him up, or whatever you do with him.

[chuckles] Boy, Elroy will love 'Lectronimo.

Well, gang, are we ready for Operation Keep Astro?

- Ready. - Ready.

Reary.

Now, remember

one, we hide Astro

until your daddy gets home.

And two, we wait until he's in a good mood.

Well, gee, mom, that could take forever.

(Jane) 'Step three, your daddy meets Astro'

'and is unable to resist his winning personality.'

- Agreed? - Right.

Right.

It's your dad. Quick! Places, everybody!

'Now, remember, act natural.'

- Ready, mother. - Ready, mother.

Reary, rorer.

(Jane) Astro!

Quick, Elroy. He's supposed to be hiding.

I got him, mom. I got him.

Get in there, Astro. And don't make a move until we tell you.

Remember, now, not a sound.

Rowch.

Sorry, Astro.

Remember, everybody, act happy.

We want daddy in a good mood.

Smile.

That's fine. Now hold it.

Okay, 'Lectronimo, we are home.

Now, you wait out here until I set the scene. You got it?

[barking]

Shh! Quiet!

[doorbell chiming]

(Jane) 'Come in.'

Hiya, gang. You still talking to me?

- George! - Daddy!

Father!

(in unison) 'Gee, we are glad you are home!'

You are? I thought you'd still be sore at me.

Sore? Why, whatever for, George?

(George) 'Huh! Oh, what a great bunch.'

A typical, American-type TV family.

What more could a guy ask for? I ask you, what more?

How about a typical, American TV-type dog, dad?

Elroy! Shh!

Well, I've got a surprise for you.

'Lectronimo!

Gee, dad, we already have a vacuum cleaner.

That isn't a vacuum cleaner, Elroy. That's 'Lectronimo.

Our new, no-feed, no-fuss

nuclear-powered, electronic, apartment-approved dog.

- Dog? - Dog?

Dog?

(George chuckles) 'There must be an echo'

around here someplace. Ha-ha.

I know you thought I didn't want a dog

but I just couldn't stand

the disappointed looks on your faces.

Besides, 'Lectronimo is just the protection we need

with all kinds of cat burglars prowling around.

[barking]

Hey, he zeroed in on somethin' already.

(Astro) 'Rowwch!'

Relp! Relp!

['Lectronimo barking]

What the..

Yeowch!

thud

Alright, alright. What's goin' on around here?

What's this thing on my back?

[chuckles] Oh, that's not a thing, George. It's a dog.

His name is Astro.

Isn't he swell, dad?

A dog? You call this giraffe a dog?

Out! Out! Out!

[whimpering]

Oh, George, now you've hurt Astro's feelings.

You haven't even given him a chance.

I'm giving him a chance to walk out of here

before I call the city pound.

(Jane) 'He can be very friendly, George.'

So can an orangutan.

Shake hands with daddy, Astro.

Alright, so he shakes hands. Great, but-but..

Yeow-yeowch!

- Ooh, what a grip. - Reased to reet you.

That's enough, Astro.

Show dad to his easy chair.

[barking]

(George) Ouch!

Boy, this is getting in your easy chair the hard way.

Ripe and rippers.

(Jane) 'Oh, look, George.'

'He's bringing you your pipe and slippers.'

screech

Hey!

[barking]

Out! Out! Out!

Oh, please, dad, can't we keep him?

He's only a pup, daddy. He'll learn.

Look, we just haven't got room for two dogs in this house.

And there's nothing personal, Astro, but, uh..

Oh, a wise guy, huh?

Goodbye and good riddance!

Roorye.

(George) 'Hey, let me in.'

[banging on door]

[laughs]

Oh, let him in, Astro.

Uh, we'll discuss this at the dinner table.

So, you see, we thought once you got to meet Astro

the two of you could become quite close.

How close can we get?

Oh, he's just trying to be friendly.

Uh-uh, please pass the salt, George.

Salt? Okay.

Thanks, dear.

Why doesn't this overgrown baboon

sit in the corner and behave himself like 'Lectronimo?

Because he likes you, George.

And besides, I bet Astro can do anything

'Lectronimo can do and better.

(George) 'Hah. He cannot.'

Hey, why not have a contest?

Yeah! The best dog stays.

Yeah, what do you say, dear?

Sounds like a good idea.

Why not? What can I lose but him?

slurp

Yuck!

Now, I'll be scorekeeper and referee.

And there'll be no favoritism.

Raww.

Okay, now, places.

When I say go

'the dog who gets my slippers first, scores.'

- 'Ready?' - Reary.

- You can do it, boy. - Go get him, Astro!

(George) 'Go!'

Ah-ha-ha, That's good work, 'Lectronimo. Ha-ha-ha.

That's one for our side.

[muttering]

Now, I'll test your sense of smell.

Close your eyes while I hide this bone.

'And the first dog to find it, scores.'

Okay, it's hid.

On your marks, get set, go!

[barking]

screech

[barking]

[chuckles] Good boy, 'Lectronimo.

- Yeeaah! - Yeowch!

You're a little late, aren't you, buster?

[chuckles]

Okay, and for the final test

we'll try a few of the standard commands.

'Sit up!'

'Point!'

'Speak!'

Well, I guess that settles it.

'Lectronimo is the winner in a clean sweep.

[sobbing]

Well, I guess you won fair and square, daddy.

Goodbye, Astro.

[crying]

Oh, now, wait a minute. Why all the long faces?

'Lectronimo won, didn't he?

Goodnight, George.

Oh, now, come on, it was your idea

to have a contest, wasn't it?

Come on, Astro. You understand, don't you, pal?

You know, fortunes of war and all like that, huh?

- Goodbye, Astro. - Rye.

- Ro rong. - So long. I'm sorry.

But that's the way the dog biscuit crumbles.

- Rye-rye. - Goodbye, pal.

- Rye, ral. - Bye. I'll be seeing you.

Roorye.

(George) 'Hey, what the.. Hey! Hey, let me in!'

Hey, what's goin' on around here? Let me in!

Alright, wise guy.

Out! Out! Out!

Oh, come on, George.

The least you could do is let him stay the night.

It's cold outside.

Okay, okay.

He stays for one night and one night only.

But after that, it's out! Out! O-U-T!

Good night, Astro.

[sniffling]

[crying]

[snoring]

You understand, honey, I have nothing

against Astro personally.

He does sort of grow on you after a while.

I mean, like a Kodiak bear.

George, it's 2 o'clock in the morning.

Will you please go to sleep?

And you gotta admit, the dog

is some kind of a nut, now, don't you?

Just go to sleep, George.

(George) Alright, alright. I might as well

Probably have dog-mares all night.

-Goodnight, Janey. - 'Goodnight.'

I wonder why they call me the cat burglar?

I mean why not some name with class?

Like the Phantom or the Spook or, or something like that.

Besides, there's only one thing I hate more than cats

and that's dogs.

[laughs] That's why I cased this Jetson joint first.

No dogs.

[snoring]

Quiet as a mouse.

Well, this will be a cinch.

[snoring]

Shee, what a lumpy carpet.

[laughing]

I'll clean out the place and be gone before..

[whirring]

[barking]

Oh, no! I-it's one them nuclear-powered dogs!

Help! Let me outta here!

[barking]

(Cat Burglar) 'Help! Help!'

['Lectronimo barking]

George. George, what is it? What's going on?

Oh, it's just, uh, 'Lectronimo havin' a, a nightmare, I hope.

Well, well, wake him up or something. See what's wrong.

(George) 'Alright, alright, okay. okay.'

[barking]

Those darn electronic dogs attack anything with a mask on.

Hey, what's going on? Who are you?

screech

Here, pal. Wear it in good health.

Hey, you're the cat burglar!

['Lectronimo barking]

'Lectronimo, good boy. There he goes.

Now, go get him. Go get him.

[barking]

screech

Hey, wait! Wait! Not me!

Yeowch!

I'm not the cat burglar! I'm-

Oo-ouch!

Help! Help!

[barking]

Hey, dad. Could you turn down the TV?

I can't sleep.

It's not the TV, Elroy.

There's a burglar in the house.

A burglar? Oh, boy!

Help! 'Lectronimo's blown a fuse! Do something!

Don't worry, dad! Astro will save you.

Hey, Astro, wake up! Wake up!

There's a burglar in the house! This is your big chance.

[babbling]

[snoring]

Help! Help! Somebody do something!

Ouch! Get him off of me!

bam

I'm getting out of this nut house.

thud

That dog has snapped his power line.

He thinks I'm the cat burglar.

[barking]

(male 2) 'Calling car 88. Calling car 88. Come in 88.'

Car 88 calling in. What's up, sarge?

Investigate complaint of trouble over at the Skypad Apartments.

Right, sarge. I'm on my way.

swoosh

Help, help! Police, help!

[barking]

Halt, in the name of the law.

screech

Oh, officer, you're just in time.

Yeowch!

What are you, some kind of an astro-nut?

No. No, There's a burglar up in my apartment, officer.

Now, look, come on. You gotta come with me.

Hurry up, will you? Hurry, he's dangerous.

Stop, in the name of the law!

Hold it, Mac! Freeze.

[barking]

Yeowch!

Okay, masked man

let's go down to the station and have a talk.

- What's your name? - Who?

- I mean, wha-wha-what? Who? - You.

What's your name?

Uh, uh, George Jetson, officer.

No kidding, I thought you were the Lonesome Stranger.

Don't you think you're a little old for Halloween gags?

Oh, this is no gag, officer. No kidding.

There's a burglar running around my apartment.

Burglar, huh? Okay. Suppose we go up and see.

Then we'll go down to the station.

Oh, Judy, do you really think there's a burglar out there?

Ooh, I hope so, mom.

Maybe I'll get a chance to try out my judo lessons.

But, Astro, there's a burglar in the house!

Aren't you gonna do something?

ruff ruff ruff

Rurglar? Yikes!

thud thud

(Elroy) 'Yippee! He did it!'

Astro captured the burglar! Astro captured the burglar!

- Hooray for Astro! - Oh, I knew he'd do it.

But what happened to your father?

Oh, yeah. Where's dad?

- There he is. - Sorry to bother you, folks.

But I caught this masked guy trying to sneak in here.

Uh, do you want to register a complaint?

Jane, will you tell him who I am?

And tell this tin dog who I am also.

[growling]

That's no guy, officer. That's my husband.

He was mistaken for a burglar by that electronic dog.

Yeah, and then my dog captured the real burglar.

- Look! - Astro caught him?

Hey, that's the cat burglar.

'That dog caught the notorious cat burglar.'

Rur, rur..

Rurglar?

[sighs]

thud

Gee, dad, everything worked out swell, didn't it?

The police department have their first

nuclear-powered police dog.

Courtesy of the Jetsons.

And it looks like you found a lifelong friend, George.

Are you going to let Astro stay for good, dad?

(George) Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

But does he have to sit so close to me?

slurp slurp slurp

Hmmm.

Yuck!

(male narrator) "The Jetsons.."

...brought to you by..

[theme music]

meow

Help! Help!

Jane, stop this crazy thing!

Jane!

Help! Jane!

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