Original subtitles

(Fred) 'Ride 'em, Pebbles, ride 'em!'

[babbling]

Hey, don't you know how to treat

a thoroughbred packasaurus?

Take it easy!

[babbling]

[barking]

Hey-hey, off! Off, Dino, off!

No hitchhikers!

[whimpers]

Fred, what in the world are you doing?

(Fred) 'Just givin' Pebbles'

'a little packasaurus ride.'

Now, suppose you tell me

what you've been doing?

I went to the PTA meeting. You knew that.

You've been gone so long, Pebbles doesn't even know you.

I'm sorry, Fred.

I didn't realize it was so late.

mwah

slurp slurp slurp

Down, Dino. Down, boy.

But you'll be happy when I tell you the news.

Well, if it's about dinner being ready

I might respond.

Alright, that's enough, Dino.

Go on, knock it off.

[theme music]

[siren blaring]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Dinner will be ready in a minute.

Oh, these frozen dinners are so convenient.

Just heat..

...and serve.

Boy, I'm so hungry I could eat

a horned toad lizard.

Mm. Hey, this is great.

- What is it? - Horned toad lizard.

Delicious.

I thought it was out of season.

Now, for the good news.

I've been put in charge

of the PTA's annual dramatic show.

(Fred) 'Swell! Good for you!'

And guess what play I've chosen.

Huh? I don't know.

What?

"Romeorock and Julietstone."

gulp

- That's nice. - Isn't it exciting?

It's the perfect play.

Barney and Betty can play the Capulet Slates.

'I'll play Julietstone.'

Good. You, you play Julietstone.

(Wilma) 'And you will be Romeorock.'

And I will be Romeo..

[mumbles] Hold it, hold it!

I am not playin' any Romeorock.

Oh, but you have to.

I don't have and I won't.

No, sir.

You're not gonna get me up on that stage

in tight pants, and have me make a monkey of myself.

[giggling]

Oh, dear.

Well..

Then I guess I'll have to ask Barney to play it.

(Fred) 'Barney? Hah!'

[laughing]

Oh, that's much better casting, yeah.

He's more the romantic type.

[laughs]

Barney as Romeorock!

Ooh, this I gotta see.

[laughs]

Right, Dino?

[laughs]

With love's light wings

did I o'erperch these walls?

(Wilma) No, no, Barney. It's not a question.

You did o'erperch the wall.

Oh, oh, oh. I see.

I already o'erperched the wall, huh?

That's right.

Uh, what's o'erperched?

It means to climb over.

Oh, uh, then that's what I'll say.

With love's light wings

did I climb o'er the walls.

If they do see thee

they will murder thee.

Alack, there's more danger in your eyes

than 20 of their swords.

If you just look sweet..

- Ow! - Oh, gee, Hoppy, I'm sorry.

thud

(Wilma) 'Barney, you're improvising.'

Yeah, I told you I'd get better.

Uh...yeah.

- Shall we go on? - Boy, what a dope.

What a way to read a line.

Why doesn't he put some feeling into it?

Alack, there lies

more peril in thine eye

than 20 of their swords!

'Look thou but sweet'

'and I am proof against their enmity.'

I would not for the world

they saw thee here.

(Fred) 'I have the night cloak'

'to hide me from their sight.'

And but thou love me

let them find me here.

My life were better ended by their hate

than death prorogued

wanting of thy love.

By whose direction

found'st thou out this place?

By love, that first

did prompt me to inquire!

thud

[yelps]

Down, down, boy. Heel, heel.

Down, down, boy.

Then Julietstone says..

A 1000 times, goodnight.

- Yeah. - Never mind, yeah.

What's your next line? That's your cue.

Oh, I know it is but I like

to hear you say it, Fred. He he he.

Uh-oh. Signal's gonna change up ahead.

Uh, yeah, yeah, I see it.

Ding!

Ding!

Let's try it again. Now pay attention.

Love goes toward love

as schoolboys from their books.

But love from love

toward school with heavy books.

Hey, Fred!

Havin' an attack of spring fever?

[laughs]

Ding!

[laughing]

Ding! Ding! Ding!

And to think I majored

in Public Speaking.

Uh, why don't you play the part, Fred?

Because the last thing in the world

I wanna do is be an actor.

How many times do I have to tell you that?

Then how come you know the part of Romeorock by heart?

Because I want Wilma to have a good show

and I'm tryin' to help.

Now do the line.

(Barney) How silver-sweet sounds

lovers' tongues by night.

Like softest music to attending ears.

Romeorock. Come on, Fred?

No, I'm not Fred. I'm Julietstone.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, Fred.

I mean, Julietstone. Uh, uh..

Watch out for that rock on the road! Turn the wheel!

Watch out for that rock on the road.

'Oh, Julietstone,' turn the wheel!

thud

crash

You never were a good student, were you, Barney?

Uh, no, I-I was a teenage drop-out.

Well, there's only one solution.

If you're ever gonna learn this part

we need help. Superhuman help!

Hey, superhuman. Uh, what about Gazoo?

Barn, every once in a while

you do come up with a beaut.

- Gazoo! - Gazoo!

We need you! Gazoo!

Report in! Gazoo!

Quiet, dum-dums.

What's on your minds? And I use the term loosely.

Gazoo, Barney here is gonna play

the part of Romeorock

in "Romeorock and Julietstone."

Did you wake me up just to tell me that?

- Ooh, there's more. - I hope so.

I'm gonna play the part.

Uh, but I can't remember the lines.

I see, and you want me to fix it

so you won't forget them, right?

snap

There you are.

Now you know every spoken word in the drama

"Romeorock and Julietstone."

That right, Barn?

Sleep dwell upon thine eyes

would I were sleep in peace?

- So sweet to rest-- - Okay, okay.

Don't overdo it. Oh-ho-ho!

Thanks, Gazoo. You're a pal.

Fine. Now let me get back to sleep.

snap

Uh, hey, hey. Hold it, there's one more thing.

Now what?

Uh, make him read the part with more feeling.

That, dum-dum, is where I have to draw the line.

Mechanics I can inspire

but personality is something

you have to be born with.

Now if you don't mind..

...goodbye.

swoosh

Hey, Gazoo, wait!

'Hold it.'

screech

Well, I almost made it.

We're late for work, and the car's stuck.

Very well.

But if I get you out

can I get some rest?

Sure, sure.

snap

Take it easy, Gazoo!

[laughing]

Start your motor.

You're on your own now.

Run, Barn, run.

I'm runnin' already.

Hey, hey, that Gazoo is quite a card.

Yeah, heh-heh. King of jokers.

[rattling]

Hey, Fred!

Swing it over here.

Forsooth, if needs be

thou wilt have it where thou wouldst.

(male 1) 'Come on. Snap to it.'

No need to shout foul, son of the earth!

My crane will at your service be.

What's the matter with Flintstone?

It's that new show his wife is puttin' on, sir.

'Ever since they started rehearsin''

'he's been talkin' that kooky talk.'

(Sandford) 'What show?'

"Romeorock and Julietstone."

- Is he in it? - No.

I think he's directin' it.

Boss, look out!

thud

Uh-oh.

Methinks, I goofed.

whirr

Oh.

If you can't keep your mind

on a job, Flintstone

I'm gonna have to report you to Mr. Slade.

A 1000 pardons, oh taskmaster.

My mind is cluttered with tasks

not akin to mine job!

Yet, what a ham thou is.

[laughs]

You better get rid of the clutter

and start gettin' akin

or you're gonna be out

where before you was in!

Yea, verily.

He's really flipped.

He knows my name is Sandford

and he called me Yea Verily.

(Wilma) 'Well, let's do the Third Act tonight.'

'We haven't done it yet.'

(Betty) Who's gonna play the part of Mr. Capulet Slate, Wilma?

I don't know yet. I'm trying to find someone.

I don't see why Fred doesn't do Romeorock

and let me go back to Capulet Slate.

Oh, I've tried to talk him into it

but he flatly refuses.

Now, let's read the Third Act.

Oh, dear, I left my script home.

Uh, I'll run over and get it for you, Wilma.

Oh, thank you, Barney.

Fred will know where it is, he's home babysitting.

[instrumental music]

Sleep dwell upon thine eyes

peace upon thy breast.

Would I were sleep and peace

so sweet to rest.

Hence will I to my ghostly father's cell

his help to crave

'and my dear hap to tell.'

[babbling]

[barking]

[yapping]

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you..

...one and all!

Okay, then Julietstone says..

"Believe me, love

it was the nightingale."

It was the lark

the herald of the morn, no nightingale.

Look, love.

What envious streaks do lace the severing clouds--

Hold it, hold it. H-hold it!

There's no doubt, Barney, you have all the words.

But, can't you just put a little feeling into it?

It was the lark

the herald of the morn.

No nightingale.

Did you get that, Barn?

The herald of the morn.

No nightingale.

[rattles]

Oh, boy. What a hamasaurus.

Let's face it, Fred.

You're the guy to play Romeorock.

Now I told you not to say that again.

I am no actor.

Uh-oh, hold it, Barn!

'Danger! Bridge out!'

You say you're no actor

but you looked pretty good last night..

...when you were doin' the scene with Pebbles.

How do you know?

Were you spyin' on me?

No, I just happened to come in and get the script.

Well, you better keep quiet about it.

Okay, Fred. Whatever you say.

Now, let's get back to the script.

When I say, "Come to me

fair Romeorock, forthwith."

- That is a cue for action. - 'Uh, yeah.'

(Barney) 'Uh, that's where I climb the balcony, huh?'

Right. Barney, where are you?

On the balcony, Fred.

You're supposed to be driving!

You're supposed to be driving

oh, Julietstone.

crash

I don't think I read that line right, Fred.

(Fred) 'Gadzooks!

Now what do you want?

I didn't call you, I-I said gadzooks.

That's a quotation from

"Romeorock and Julietstone."

But as long as you're here

you could do us a little favor.

Don't tell me. Let me guess.

You have a little trouble with your car

and you're late for dress rehearsal, right?

Right.

- How's that? - Uh, fine.

But it's a little awkward driving upside down.

Oh, very well.

If you wanna get technical..

whoosh

And away you go!

Hey, Fred, why not have Gazoo

figure out a way to call off the show?

Call.. Are you kidding?

I wouldn't miss doing the part

of Romeorock for all..

Eh.. That is, I mean, uh..

I wouldn't miss seeing you

do the show for anything.

I like it better the way you said it the first time.

[laughing]

Okay, let's start the dress rehearsal.

Alright, Barn, make your entrance.

Julietstone, Julietstone

wherefore art thou..

bam

No, no, no.

you don't say that, that's Wilma's line.

(Barney) 'But I remember, I'm supposed to be around here someplace.'

That's right, you're kinda hidin' around in the bushes.

Go ahead, start hidin'.

Romeorock, Romeorock

wherefore art thou

Romeorock?

Here I am, Wilma.

(Fred) 'No, no, no, come here, Barn.'

- What's wrong, Fred? - What's wrong?

- Everything. - Oops!

And will you stop tripping over your sword?

Listen, Barney, if you were just bein'

your old, stupid self, there might be some excuse.

But Gazoo snapped the whole script into your head.

'You can't make any mistakes.'

Well, maybe Gazoo lost his power.

That's impossible.

Now, get back up there and thimk!

Uh, I mean think.

Romeorock, Romeorock

where art thou

Romeorock?

Oh, fair Julietstone, Julietstone.

At your feet as, uh, uh..

There's somethin' about a nightingale, uh..

Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the lark of the moon..

Oh, Romeorock

thou had best be gone!

The light, it grows.

With more light, than dark our toes.

[sobbing]

No, no, no, woes, Barney

not toes!

Okay, Betty

you do the nurse and the mother. Both parts.

Julietstone, your mother is coming to your chamber.

Farewell, Julietstone.

One kiss and I will descend!

mwah

Farewell, Julietstone.

thud

- I'm sorry, Fred. - 'Forget it.'

Here, study the script some more.

[mumbling]

Fred, I can't see the show opening

tomorrow night with Barney playing Romeorock.

He's awful in the part.

He's going to ruin the show!

Well, you should have thought of that

when you gave the part to him.

Gave it to him?

I offered it to you first

and you refused to do it.

And I am still refusing.

Well, there's no sense in kidding ourselves.

- We've got to get someone else. - Someone else?

How you gonna get anybody

to learn the part overnight?

Ooh!

Not now, Dino.

[whimpering]

You've been rehearsing for two weeks.

- Unless.. - 'Unless what?'

slurp

Well, I, uh, uh..

I mean, uh, uh, B-Barney, uh..

Barney will be okay, you wait and see.

Everything will work out okay.

You need help, Barney.

You're not ready for the show tomorrow night.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Heh, heh, heh.

Don't yeah me, Barney Rubble.

You're terrible in the part, and you know it.

Of course, I know I'm terrible.

- I'm trying to be. - You're trying to be?

But why, for goodness sakes?

Betty, you don't know it, Wilma don't know it

and even Fred don't know it.

But Fred wants to do the part.

He knows every line, in the show, too.

Boy, that Bamm-Bamm's a strong kid.

[laughs]

Can't you talk him into it?

Yeah, not a chance.

The only way to get him to do it is with an emergency.

Well, you'd better think of an emergency soon

or we're gonna have a flop on our hands.

Bamm-Bamm, put daddy down.

You're making mother dizzy.

[chuckles]

[giggles]

How's the strongest boy in the world, huh?

Hey, uh, did Bamm-Bamm ever have the mumps, Betty?

What? What mumps?

Did you see a swelling?

(Barney) 'Uh, no, I didn't see any mumps, uh..'

Did he ever have them is what I wanted to know.

Of course not.

I wouldn't keep a thing like that from you.

Well, he's just about to have

a beautiful case of 'em.

And what's more, I understand

they're very contagious.

[laughs]

[indistinct chatter]

"Wilma Flintstone, Barney Rubble

'in "Romeorock and Julietstone.""'

'Looks like they're gonna have a full house!'

Fifteen minutes.

Curtain going up in 15 minutes, Wilma.

(Wilma) 'Okay, Fred.'

Fifteen minutes, Barn.

Barn, did you hear me?

knock knock knock

Barney? Barney!

- What's the matter, Fred? - It's Barn.

- He's not in yet. - Is Betty here?

I don't know, I haven't seen her.

Oh, boy, 15 minutes

before curtain time and that guy isn't here.

What a trooper.

[babbling] Mumps.

Barn! Hurry, get into your costume.

The curtain goes up in 15 minutes.

[mumbles] Mumps!

I've got the mumps.

Mumps? You have the mumps?

Oh, no, you can't have.

How? When?

Uh, I caught them from Bamm-Bamm.

Oh, not on opening night, Barn.

Now tell me it's a joke, Barney, pal.

You're just kidding?

Right? He-he, he-he.

Oh, what are we gonna do?

Who's gonna play the part?

- You, old Fred. - Me?

Me play the part? You're, you're out of your mind.

You have to, Fred.

The curtain's going up in ten minutes.

gulp

I'll be the laughing stock of the town.

You have to do it.

Oh-ho, boy, boy!

Looks like you'll be the laughing stock of town

one way or another.

Oh. Okay, I'll, I'll..

...eh, eh, do it.

- Oh! - Come on!

- Just start the show! - Just start the show!

- Start it. Will you? - Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Due to a sudden illness

Mr. Rubble will not be able

to play the part of Romeorock.

[indistinct chatter]

Please, please.

However, Mr. Rubble's understudy

Mr. Flintstone, will take his place.

[indistinct chatter]

clap clap clap

Okay, everybody, on stage. Everybody on stage.

H-h-h-how do I look, Barn?

Oh, great, Fred, just great.

You are Romeorock.

Yeah? Uh, thanks, Barn.

Uh, hey, where's your bandage?

Huh? Uh, b.. Yeah, b..

Uh, good luck, everybody. Get out there and wow 'em.

You cooked the whole thing up, didn't you, Barney?

Oh, let's face it. You know you wanna do the part.

Now be honest with yourself.

- Well-- - 'Fred..'

(Wilma) 'Oh, Fred.'

It's terrible. It's awful.

I'll say it is. It..

Wh.. What's the matter with your voice?

My laryngitis.

I can't talk above a whisper.

Laryngitis?

Oh, no, you can't! You wouldn't.

I can and I did.

What are we going to do?

Call off the show, I hope.

Not yet. Hold everything.

- I got an idea. - That's all we need.

Oh, boy.

(male 2) Let's start the show!

(male 3) Yeah, oh, Romeorock

wherefore art thou?

[cheering]

[mumbling]

thud

[audience laughing]

Great entrance, Fred!

What do you do for an encore?

[all laughing]

[mumbles]

[audience laughing]

Romeorock, Romeorock

wherefore are you?

[mumbling]

Forsooth, thou speakest

with a forked tongue.

Yeah, I sure do.

[all laughing]

For this, I want a front row seat.

[laughing]

I yearnst, oh Romeorock

be gone away!

[mumbling]

But, Julietstone, oh fair one

I have but just

overperched your wall.

Overperched or no overperched

should mine folks walk in on us

methinks would be curtains.

Begone, 'fore the light grows.

More light! More light!

The darker our toes!

- Woes, woes! - I know!

I know!

[laughter]

Oh, no. No, I can't stand it.

[laughter]

Toes. Ha ha ha!

Schmoes. Ha-ha!

[laughter]

You cannot stay.

I hear my mother

not far, but near.

- Oh, madam. - Uh, yes, nurse?

Uh, I mean, uh.. Yes, nurse?

Your lady mother is coming.

Hasten, O Romeorock. Depart.

Farewell. Farewell..

Eh, one kiss

and I will descend.

Hey, uh, let's skip that part, huh, Fred?

You got it.

So farewell, Julietstone

farewell!

Watch it, Fred. Uh, Romeorock!

Barney, careful.

[rumbles]

crash

Methinks we goofed.

Yea, verily.

[laughter]

What a show-stopper.

[laughter]

[instrumental music]

What's taking Barney so long

with the morning papers?

Oh, I don't know, and I'm just afraid

to read the reviews.

I hope the critics were kind.

(Barney) 'Here you are, folks! Get your morning papers.'

- Hot off the press! - What do they say?

(Barney) 'Uh, I didn't stop to read 'em.'

[gasps] Oh. Listen to this.

Right on the front page.

"Romeorock and Julietstone

"turns out to be

a smash comedy!"

It says here, "Wilma Flintstone's

"PTA production

"a sparkling spoof.

Could succeed on Broadrockway!"

Hey, how about this?

"Fred Flintstone as Romeorock

was a definite comedy hit!"

Ha-ha! Oh, boy.

Whoa. Ha-ha, listen.

"The part of Julietstone

"was enacted with comic genius.

"The young lady who played it

"was a last-minute substitute

"so is unknown to this columnist!

"If she reads this, all I can say is

"I'd like to meet her.

Hello, Dolly!"

[laughter]

Oh. You've got talent, Barney.

Even if it was hidden under a wig.

True.

True. A star is born.

Right, Romeorock?

Right, Julietstone.

[laughter]

[instrumental music]

[theme music]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? And the cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

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