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[yawns]

- Breakfast ready? - Good morning, Fred darling!

Mwah.

Come and sit down, honey.

I made your special favorite breakfast.

Rock wheat pancakes and bronto sausage

and some lovely cactus berry muffins.

Alright, let's have it straight, Wilma.

What have you done?

[Pebbles cooing]

(Fred) 'Good morning, little Pebbley Poo.'

(Wilma) 'Let daddy eat his breakfast now, Pebbles.'

I can't eat.

I'm too busy figurin' what this is gonna cost me.

[chuckles] Silly.

It's just that nothing's too good

for my wonderful husband.

Oh! I almost forgot your coffee.

A, there's a contest for the fattest husband in Bedrock

and she is entering me.

B, she had an accident with the car.

C, she wants somethin'.

(Wilma) 'Oh, Fred, I was wondering--'

The C's have it. She wants something.

Betty and I were talking.

You know the four of us haven't had

a night on the town in ages.

And there's a fabulous new restaurant.

It's called the Chateau Rockinbleau.

[gagging] Chateau Rockinb-b-b..

Every single person we know has been there except us.

Have some more pancakes, dear.

Uh, I-I'm l-late for work. Uh, gotta run.

Fred, please, can't we go, please?

Wilma, it costs a week's salary

just to tip the parking lot boy in that place.

We can't afford it.

'The answer is absolutely no.'

(Wilma) 'We don't ask things very often.'

Positively no.

Please, pretty please.

Definitely.. Maybe.

[theme music]

[siren blares]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

The trouble is, uh, they don't ask

for things very often.

Oh, I didn't know what to say.

Barney, you gotta be firm.

Won't be just the dinner and the tips.

It'll mean a babysitter, and a new dress, and a hairdo.

Yeah, I know, I know.

So what did you tell Wilma?

I gave her a firm

"Definite.. Maybe."

[chuckling] Yeah. That's what I said.

I was firm too.

Hey, look up in the sky, Fred.

- 'What is it?' - 'I don't know.'

Hi-hit the brakes, Fred.

I-it's headed right for us.

Whoa! That was close.

Grab a shovel out of the back, let's see what it is.

Right.

Hey, come here, Barn.

Do you hear somethin'?

It's, uh, buzzin'.

Maybe it's a flyin' beehive.

Yeah, maybe it's a fly..

Alright, start diggin'.

"A beehive." Oh, boy.

(Gazoo) 'Careful, clumsy, you're not planting potatoes, you know.'

Fred, what is it?

(Gazoo) 'Why don't you try openin' it to find out, genius?'

Uh, B-Barney, t-that sounds like a human voice.

(Gazoo) 'Very good.'

'You go to the head of the class.'

'But first, get me out of here.'

Gimme a hand, Barn.

Roll it over again, Barney. I-I can't find the opening.

(Gazoo) 'Easy, you oafs.'

'I'm getting seasick.'

'Find the blue spoke.'

Uh, a blue s-spo.. Yeah, yeah, right here.

(Gazoo) 'Now, under it is a red latch, see it?'

Uh, here?

(Gazoo) 'Fine. Now, open the latch.'

'Now, press the orange button and stand back.'

Right. Stand back, Barney.

[whirring]

Ah, fresh air.

It got a bit stuffy in there, you know.

Now, then, I suppose the usual amenities are in order.

I am the Great Gazoo.

And I thank you for rescuing me.

[laughing] Hey, Fred, do you see what I see?

[chuckling]

I see it, but I don't believe it. Ha-hah.

Gazoo, huh?

Oh, listen to them, will you?

Did it ever occur to the two of you

that nature was less than kind?

Look at yourselves, overstuffed, overgrown

and a perfectly dreary color.

Well, what are your names?

Eh, I'm Fred Flintstone.

And, uh, mine's Barney Rubble.

Flintstone and Rubble.

[chuckling] You thought my name was funny.

Gazoo, the former headmaster scientist on planet Zetox.

Uh, the which on what?

The planet Ze.. Oh, never mind.

Well, where have they put me? Where am I?

Y-yo-you're in B-B-Bedrock.

I don't need the location. What year am I in?

Fourteenth century, fifteenth? Where?

Hey, do you understand a word he's sayin', Fred?

No, but humor him. He may be dangerous.

No, it can't be.

Look, I can't believe it.

'It looks like a..'

No, it couldn't be.

I'll have to take a closer look.

[snaps finger]

Did you see that, Fred?

He-he stopped him right in his tracks.

It is.

A prehistoric mastodon.

[snaps fingers] They've sent me all the way back to the Stone Age.

[sobbing] That's not fair.

Oh, I'm scared, Fred.

Uh, me-me too, bu-but play it cool.

The shame of it.

[sobbing]

Oh, well, that's how it goes.

Here, w-want a hanky?

No, no, thanks. I have one.

[sobbing]

[snaps fingers]

Cruel and unusual punishment. That's what it is.

(Fred) 'Yeah, maybe it'll help you to talk about it.'

Well, there's not much to say.

Yesterday, I was the most brilliant scientist

in all of Zetox.

And today, simply because of one tiny invention

I have been conspired against.

Locked in my very own time capsule

and sent here to start all over again.

All, but my simplest powers, gone.

[snaps fingers]

Gee, that's too bad.

Yeah.

Eh, what was the tiny invention?

It was a little button, no bigger than your fingernail.

But if you pressed it, zam!

- Zam? - Zam.

Everyone and everything in the universe

would go in one multi-glorious

instantaneous disintegration.

Oh-hh!

He-he. Now, don't look so worried.

I never intended to use it. It was a status thing.

I was the first one on my block to have one.

[giggles]

They didn't believe me either.

'So, here I am.'

'Forced to serve two prehistoric dumdums'

until I've proved that I'm reformed.

I think I know the answer

but who are the prehistoric dumdums

you are forced to serve?

The dumdums that feed me of course.

Ridiculous, isn't it? Now, what do you want?

Uh, uh, what do us dumdums want, Fred?

Well, I, uh, I..

Hey, I get it. We're havin' a dream, Barn!

Oh-ho, thank goodness! I was gettin' worried.

You doubt the powers of the Great Gazoo?

Take that. [snaps fingers]

And that. [snaps fingers]

Gee, uh, this is great

but our wives won't recognize us.

Oh, Great Gazoo

uh, could we be back to our normal size, please?

Of course.

[snaps fingers]

Your wish is my command.

Okay.

Oh, mighty Gazoo

I'd like a big, juicy bronto burger.

[Gazoo snaps fingers] Hey, it works.

How about 20 bucks?

[Gazoo snaps fingers]

[laughing]

Hey, hey, my turn.

I-I want a beautiful new dress for my wife.

[Gazoo clicks fingers]

Me too. I want a beautiful new dress for my wife.

[Gazoo snaps fingers]

(Barney) 'I'd like a gym set for Bamm-Bamm.'

(Fred) 'I'd like a new doll for Pebbles.'

[snaps fingers]

We need some garden furniture.

We need a new dining room set.

[snaps fingers]

New golf clubs.

(Fred) 'A fishin' pole.'

(Barney) 'Bowlin' ball.'

Have your fun, fellas.

But take heed, greed brings trouble

which is now approaching.

'An officer of the law, I believe.'

Eh, you'll explain all this to him, will you, Gazoo?

I can't. You two are the only ones who can see me.

Alright, what's goin' on?

What's all this stuff?

Oh, well, it just, uh, uh..

Oh. Well, we just found it.

Oh, you found it, huh?

Out here in the middle of the road, huh?

Alright, citation number one.

Failing to report stolen property.

Oh, this property wasn't stolen, eh, it's ours.

'Uh, we were takin' it home.'

Yeah, that's right.

Oh, you were, huh?

Alright, citation number two.

Transporting stolen property.

Gazoo, we changed our minds.

We don't want this stuff, at least for now.

As you wish.

Let's see, um, what else.

Oh, yeah, citation number three.

Blocking the road.

Blocking the road?

Why, officer, whatever do you mean?

All that stuff is..

...gone.

I'll open my eyes and it'll be there again.

It's still gone. What happened to it?

Happened to what?

I saw toys and clothes, furniture.

I-I saw it, I really did.

I'm not overworked. I don't need a vacation.

But I know one thing, I'm gettin' outta here.

[giggling]

What do you think you are?

A comedian or something?

Irresistible impulse.

Uh, no wonder they shipped you back.

If I were you two, I wouldn't look

a gift sorcerer in the mouth.

Okay, okay, don't get mad.

Hey, we got somethin' big here, Barn.

But we gotta learn to use it.

Start small and work up gradually.

Yeah, yeah, start small.

Like, uh, takin' the girls to the Chateau Rockinbleau tonight.

Yeah, sounds great to me.

Hop in. We'll go tell 'em.

You too, Great Gazoo.

Gazoo? Where did he go?

Gazoo!

Please don't shout, sir.

Traveling for all those centuries

takes a lot out of a fella.

- I'm going to sleep. - Sure, sure.

As soon as I get this thing turned around..

[crash]

...we'll be quiet as mice.

[crash]

Hold it, hold it. I'll never get a nap this way.

Hang on. [snaps fingers]

He-he-he-he.

I can just see the girls faces when we tell 'em what we've got.

So this little guy is just two feet tall.

- Would you believe it? - No.

We-well, he's, uh, he's this green color, see.

- Green? - And he's from another planet.

He is?

And he does magic, l-like you wouldn't believe.

- No, we would not. - But it's a funny story so far.

[both laughing]

[Pebble laughing]

[Bamm-Bamm laughing]

[laughing] Look, oh, I don't think Pebbles or Bamm-Bamm

believe you either.

What's the punchline?

Wilma, it's no joke, honest.

Here, I'll show you.

Gazoo, come in, Gazoo.

Gazoo!

[yawning] Yes, what is it now?

Oh, Great Gazoo, I command you to make yourself known.

I can't, dumdum.

I told you, nobody but you could see or hear me.

They gonna think we flipped.

Well, it's no use, Fred.

Come on, Betty, another one of their gags backfired. He-he.

(Betty) 'Little green man.'

[Betty and Wilma laughing]

Can't ya do somethin', Gaz?

Sure.

Watch.

Imagine coming up with a story like that.

[clucking]

Gazoo, no!

Oh, I want my Betty back.

As you wish. He-he.

[clucking]

Oh, we'd have to be a couple of dumb clucks

to believe such a story, ha-ha-ha.

Phew! Oh, boy, that's better.

Hey, we'll need those new dresses

for the girls to wear tonight.

- Hey, yeah, Gazoo, we, uh-- - I know.

Two dresses coming up.

Oh, uh, gift-wrapped, please.

[snaps fingers]

Well, now, who do we have here?

What's your name, little fella?

Bamm-Bamm.

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Yes. What superhuman strength. He-he-he.

Why not? That's my superhuman kid.

His name's Bamm-Bamm.

Tell you somethin' else that's superhuman

he can see you.

Oh, yes, I forgot to mention.

Little children and animals can see things

the rest of you dumdums can't.

Coochie-coochie-coo.

[laughs]

[barking]

Oh, you wanna play, too?

[snaps fingers]

[chuckling]

You make a cute doll.

Hey, that's pretty good.

Yeah. Are you sure you can't show our wives?

Positive. [snaps fingers]

[laughing]

Who are they talking to, Wilma?

I don't know, but I wish they'd quit it.

[yawning] I really must get some sleep now.

Night, night.

Uh, don't be too long. We're gonna need you later.

Fred, is something wrong?

I, uh, think it's a good time to open the presents.

You're acting very strange, Fred.

Frankly, you've both got us worried.

Something's going on and we don't like it.

- Presents? - What presents?

These presents.

A few little goodies for our sweet wives.

Hey, think up a good story now, Fred.

Right, Barn. Eh, let's see, um..

I, uh, I guess you girls are wonderin'

how we got the money for all this.

Oh, Fred, this dress is just beautiful.

It's perfect, Barney.

Well, uh, we thought you girls would look nice in them

if we take you to the Chateau Rockinbleau tonight.

- The Rockinbleau. - You mean it?

Really?

Eh, about this stuff, we were walkin' down

this alley mindin' our own business..

Mwah.

...when we see this guy bein' held up.

Most understanding.

Well, we foiled the robbery attempt.

Most adorable.

- So, uh, anyway-- - Oh, thank you.

Mwah. Thank you.

He-he-he. You're wastin' a good story, Fred.

Save it for another time.

[indistinct]

He-he-he. Who wants to?

Mwah.

- He-he-he. - Oh!

[instrumental music]

Oh, I'm so excited.

- How much further is it, Fred? - Almost there, honey.

You can see it. See the top of the next hill?

(Betty) '"Chateau Rockinbleau."'

'It sits so high. The view from there must be beautiful.'

(Barney) 'I don't know about the view, but the prices are high enough.'

Uh, bonsoir.

Bon, uh, so-soya. Yeah.

Table for four, please, uh, Antoine, is it?

Uh, the name is Pierre, monsieur.

You have a reservation, of course.

Oh, boy, uh, that does it. We forgot to make 'em, Fred.

Everything's under control, Barn.

Uh, sure we have reservations.

My pal, Stonewall Jackson on this twenty

'just made 'em for us, right?'

Uh, oui, monsieur.

Suivez-moi, s'il vous plait.

What'd he say? What'd he say?

He said money talks.

- After you, girls. - Uh, yeah, you girls go ahead.

Fred and I will join you in a minute.

What's up?

That was all the money you had.

So what? When the bill comes, we'll get more from old Gaz.

- Come on. - Hey, uh, one more thing.

Now what?

We forgot flowers for the girls.

Hey, you're right.

Gazoo!

- Gazoo! - Gazoo!

[yawning]

Now that you've awakened me, I hope it's important.

Uh, we forgot corsages for our wives.

Well, that was a red light emergency, wasn't it?

Two corsages coming up.

[snaps fingers]

Now, please, let me get some sleep.

- I'm very tired. - Oh, yeah, sure thing.

'Uh, we won't need you for a while.'

[yawning] A long while, I hope.

It's too beautiful.

I can't believe we're really here.

And mama said they'd never take us.

[chuckling] When I told her we were coming here

she said to make sure they had money to pay the check.

[both laughing]

Here you are, girls.

A little somethin' to go with your dresses.

A corsage!

Where did you boys get them? They're beautiful.

Oh, um-um, a-a lady was, uh, selling them in the lobby.

Strange. We have no one selling flowers in the lobby.

Eh, garcon, uh, bring us the best dinner

on the house and price is no object.

Fred, don't you think we should see how much it costs first?

Relax, Wilma, when the Flintstones go out

we go all the way.

And the Rubbles too. To the bitter end.

That didn't come out right.

[instrumental music]

What a dinner. I'll never forget that food.

And just listen to that dreamy music.

That must have been some bonus Mr. Slate gave you.

He-he. Easy come, easy go.

Your check is ready, monsieur.

Er, uh, I hope you added a generous tip for our waiter.

I hope you two have enough money for all this.

Oh, sure, sure. Uh, how much, Fred?

Uh, not so bad.

It's, uh, uh...225.

Gee, 225 is very reasonable for the, uh..

T-two hundred and twenty five?

Uh-oh, come on, Betty. Let's go comb our hair.

I hate to see grown men cry.

[laughing] It's no problem.

Gazoo, $225, please.

Gazoo, I said

two hundred and twenty-five dollars now.

[snaps fingers]

You try, Barn. I must be doin' somethin' wrong.

Uh, okay.

Hey, uh, Gazoo, you got a couple of hundred on you?

Uh, maybe he left it under the plates.

He could have dropped it on the floor.

- 'You see it, Fred?' - No.

Come on, Gazoo, get with it.

Oh, yeah, remember us?

We're the dumdums you gotta serve.

Did you, uh, lose something, monsieur?

[chuckles] We, uh, seemed to have misplaced our money here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sure. What's the matter with me?

It's, uh, waiting for me outside. I'll be right back.

Your money is waiting for you outside?

Oh, no, you don't, chum.

Honest, we gotta meet this guy.

You tell him, Barn. Barn?

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I-it's very simple.

Uh, a little green man, uh, two feet tall

uh, from planet Zetox.

Well, he-he grants us whatever we want, see.

And-and right now, we want money.

Gazoo! Help!

Hey!

Come back, you deadbeats.

Alphonse, stop those guys!

What happened to your accent?

It's reserved for payin' customers.

Of which, these two guys are not.

Oh, boy!

Do you have any money at home?

Same as you. The vacation fund in the cookie jar.

Come on, Betty. We've just had our vacation.

I didn't think there were this many dishes in all of Bedrock.

(Wilma) 'Well, what do we have here?'

The last of the big time spenders.

Now, don't rub it in, girls.

We may be here all night.

No, you won't, Cinderella.

Your fairy godmother's here with your pumpkin.

Gazoo! He's back?

Will you stop that?

We've paid the bill with our vacation money.

Now, let's go home.

Look, girls, there is an explanation.

Sure, Fred. sure. There always is.

But just to break the monotony, we've come to a decision.

- We don't wanna hear it. - We don't wanna hear it.

We better face it, Fred. They're never gonna believe us.

Hey, you know somethin'? I'm beginning to wonder myself.

Oh, boy. It's good to get home.

Goodnight, Betty.

(Betty) 'Goodnight, Wilma.'

You noticed how nobody says goodnight

to the guys with the dishpan hands?

Boy, if I get my hands on that little green fink Gazoo.

[yawning] You called, master?

Gazoo! Where were you?

- When? - Tonight! When do you think?

Boy, do you know what we've been through?

Of course not, I've been sleeping.

Oh, that's swell.

You just take off and sleep whenever you want to, huh?

[grunts]

Well, uh, how can we count on you when we can't count on you?

Oh, it does present a problem, doesn't it?

Why don't you try counting on yourselves?

But you said you were supposed to save us

to give us what we want.

My dear fellow, I'm not only undependable

but I'm a bit of a kook.

That's why I'm here, remember? I'm being punished.

Oh, yeah. I forgot.

[yawning] Oh, look, I don't wish to stay here forever.

And since I am supposed to serve you, I will try.

But take heed, don't ask for more than you can handle.

You may get it.

[yawning] See you tomorrow.

Maybe. He-he-he.

(Barney) 'Do you think he'll be back?'

I don't know, Barn.

Might be better if he wasn't.

Look at all the trouble he caused us.

He caused us or we've caused us?

I wonder which it really is.

Uh, I think he'll be back.

Uh, looks that way.

- Goodnight, Barn. - Goodnight, Fred.

[door opens]

In here, Fred.

You still up, Wilma?

Uh-huh. I've been thinking.

Tonight wasn't your fault. It was Betty and mine.

I like that kind of thinking. How come?

Because we pressured you into taking us someplace

you couldn't afford.

Oh, but you girls deserved to go--

No, we were wrong, Fred.

But thank you for trying to please us.

There's a moral to all this.

When two people really care about each other

'they have all the magic they need.'

[snaps fingers]

(Wilma) 'What happened to the lights?'

(Fred) 'I don't know.'

Fred, where did those flowers come from?

Uh, a surprise, Wilma.

A complete surprise.

I think there's gonna be a lot of surprises from now on.

[snaps fingers]

- 'See what I mean?' - 'Silly.'

(Wilma) 'We just have a short or something.'

[Wilma chuckling]

'Anyway, who cares.'

'Let 'em stay out.'

(Fred) 'Wilma Flintstone, I am with you.'

He-he.

[yawning] Oh, a few more of these good deeds

and maybe they'll let me go back.

He-he-he.

[theme music]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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