All language subtitles for The Flintstones s06e06 Samantha.eng

Huh! Oh, boy, it's gonna be great, Barney.

Just you and me away for a whole weekend.

- Fishing, hunting. - Yeah.

[laughs] Back to nature. Right, Fred?

Right. I got no use for all this soft life of civilization.

Give me the life in the raw. A real, primitive existence.

Wilma, did you pack my automatic toothbrush?

Right in here with your extra pillow and bedroom slippers.

I still think you two are mean

not to take Betty and me with you.

Don't you believe in togetherness?

Uh, yeah, yeah.

Well, let's see if my automatic brush is still working.

Yee-hoo. That feels good.

To you maybe. But to me, yuck.

(Wilma) 'Fred, please.'

Now, honey, we've been all through that.

Women just aren't equipped

for the rigors of a rigorous existence.

You wouldn't last a minute out there in the wilderness.

Sure, we would.

We've got automatic toothbrushes, too.

Now, now, now, you'll have a better time staying home.

Playing cards with the girls, gossiping on the phone.

- Takin' care of the kids. - Big deal.

[engine revving]

Hey, look, someone's movin' in across the street.

Little more. Little more.

Easy does it. That's it.

'A little more. Okay, hold it.'

Set the brakes, hurry. Quick!

'Set the brake!'

thud

Okay, brake's on.

Besides, you'll have a chance to meet our new neighbors.

- See you later. - Yeah, see ya.

- Bye. - All set, Barn?

- Check and double check. - And here we go.

Back to nature.

Yee-yabba-dabba-doo!

[theme song]

toot

Yee-yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Did you pack your headache pills, Barney?

Forget it, we'll need 'em more than they will.

Hmm, stuck at home for another weekend.

Well, let's go meet the new couple across the street.

It'll be nice to see at least one husband who's staying home.

Sorry, I can't be home to help you unpack, Samantha.

But I promised Charlie I'd go out

on his boat with him this weekend.

Can't I go with you?

It wouldn't work, honey.

It's not the sort of thing for a woman.

Look, I'll be with you all next weekend.

One more thing, promise me you'll lay off the witchcraft.

We've got a fresh start and new neighborhood.

So no hocus-pocus. Okay?

- Well, okay. - 'It's for the best.'

It never really helps people out anyway.

mwah

See you Sunday night.

Bye! Have fun.

Hi, we're your new neighbors.

I'm Wilma Flintstone and this is Betty Rubble.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Samantha and that's my husband Darrin

disappearing for the weekend to go boating.

Excuse me, lady. This is the last one.

That's all they keep saying

"This is the last one. This is the last one."

Our husbands just left for the weekend, too.

Off camping, said it was too rugged.

Women couldn't handle it.

Hmm, men, they're all the same.

We're as good at the outdoor stuff as they are.

Girls, why don't we prove it?

- Prove it? - But how?

Go camping right alongside them.

Show them we can do anything men can do and better.

That'll teach them all to run off and leave us home.

Wilma, I've got an idea. I'm gonna like our new neighbor.

But how can we? My house is a mess.

And there's the shopping to do.

So, we'll all pitch in.

Betty, if you can do our shopping

I'll give Wilma a hand with her housework.

- 'What do you say?' - I say, yabba-dabba-doo!

(Wilma) 'I'll tackle the kitchen.'

Then there's the children to get ready.

- 'Leave them to me.' - You sure you can handle it?

They're really little devils. Ha-ha-hah.

They are? Then we should get along fine.

[cooing]

[barking]

chomp chomp chomp

[Pebbles laughing]

[chuckles] Your dog certainly likes chocolate cookies.

Hi, kids, I'm Samantha. We're all going camping.

But first, we've got to get everything here cleaned up.

[Pebbles babbling]

chomp chomp chomp

(Samantha) 'You're too tiny to put the things back on the shelves?'

'Well, they are kinda high.'

But I think we can fix that easily.

[chimes]

[rattling]

'There, that's much better. Now you can reach them.'

[Pebbles babbling]

[chuckles] Fine.

While you two are picking up your toys

I'll take care of the clothes.

Oh, these must be your jumpers, Pebbles?

Let's see if they live up to their name?

[instrumental music]

Yipes!

[Pebbles laughing]

'You two have everything picked up?'

Fine, I guess we can put the shelves back in place.

[laughing]

Aww, you forgot your sabretooth bear.

He's big enough to go himself.

[chuckles]

[Pebbles babbling]

The next thing to straighten up is the bed.

Certainly is a mess.

But we can take care of that.

Huh! Gulp!

[yowling]

[both laughing]

(Samantha) 'Now there.'

Let's see about getting you two cleaned up.

First, I'll need a washcloth from the bathroom.

'Soap and water. Unh-anh.'

'More soap. That's fine.'

[Pebbles babbling]

[Bamm-Bamm laughing]

'Good enough. Now for Bamm-Bamm.'

[both laugh]

'Don't forget the ears.'

[Pebbles laughing]

That's much better.

Oh, I almost forgot your clothes.

[chiming]

[babbling]

[chiming]

'There now, all nice and clean.'

'And hair comb.'

[Samantha laughs]

Well, at least you're clean. We're all through in here.

Now, I'll go and see how Mrs. Flintstone's

'doing in the kitchen.'

(Wilma) 'Huh, let's see now.'

'The dishwasher is taking care of the dishes.'

The floor's all through being mopped.

And what else do I have to do?

Hah! What else does she have to do?

What about my dish-watered tentacles?

Hah! What about my floor-mopped hair?

Oh, it's just frightful

I'll have to set it again tonight.

- They're all set. - You're through already?

- Ready and waiting. - I don't believe it.

Are you sure these are our children?

[babbling]

Bamm-Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Alright, alright, I believe you.

[chuckles]

I'll go home now and get Darrin's camping stuff

ready for us.

Come on over when Betty gets back with the groceries.

Right.

Where did he pack that tent?

Hi, honey.

I'm sorry about the little hocus-pocus

I've done so far.

But it's for the girls, not me.

And I'll have to do some more to get the camping equipment.

[rattling]

Outside would be fine.

Ground cover.

Tent, stakes.

Tent poles and mattress, pots and pans, stove.

'Lantern and everything else I've forgotten.'

Oh, that's fine.

Oh, but this place is such a mess.

I just can't leave for the weekend

with a house looking like this.

This is something you better not see.

[rumbling]

thud

[fire crackling]

[instrumental music]

That's much better.

I have the strangest feeling I've seen Samantha before.

She's pretty enough to be in the movies or on TV.

That's who she looks like.

The star of that wonderful witch TV show.

Oh, but, no, she wouldn't be living way out here

in this neighborhood.

Anyway, she's being so sweet to help us.

We should do something for her.

Just moving in, the poor girl's probably in tears

trying to get things straight.

All set to go. Camping stuff's all here.

Uh, come in for a minute.

Your house. Oh! It's beautiful.

'It's impossible.'

Golly, Samantha, you sure are a wiz.

- A what? - A wiz.

Oh, for a minute, I-I.. Never mind.

Who's car are we gonna use?

Fred has ours.

Ours is in the repair shop.

- We'll use mine, then. - You have a car?

Well, I didn't see one in the driveway.

Well.. Uh..

Y-you see, i-it's out back.

I'll get it. Meet you in front.

Oh, dear. Just a skateboard.

Well, that will have to do.

Not bad. Now, to put me in the you-know-what.

vroom

[hammering]

There. That does it, Barn. We're all set.

[sniffs]

Oh, somethin' about bein' out in the middle of nature

that you can't beat, Fred.

It's the privacy.

Just think, there's no one else around

for miles and miles.

Yeah. Heh-he-he.

(Wilma) 'Why don't we put the tent up here, girls?'

(Betty) 'Looks like a good place.'

(Samantha) 'And I'll help with the children.'

They wouldn't have. They couldn't have!

They would, they could, and they have.

Why, hello, boys.

Imagine seeing you here.

I don't get it. What's goin' on?

We thought we'd do a little camping.

Look, I told you, the woods is no place for women.

Fred's right. You girls aren't rugged enough.

We think we are.

And we're going to prove it to you

by staying here as long as you do.

Remember, fellows, it's a free country.

Oh, Fred and Barney, this is Samantha, our new neighbor.

- Oh, uh, nice to meet you. - Hi.

Well, you can stay if you wanna but I'm tellin' you now

don't expect any help from us.

That's right, out here it's every man for himself.

Even if he's a woman.

[laughing]

We don't want your help.

And we don't need it.

We would go home first.

Good, and if you leave now

'you can get home before it gets dark.'

- We're staying. - Okay.

As for us, we're off to the lake

to catch our dinner.

[chuckles]

You know, Barn, anybody can put up a tent

but it takes a real outdoorsman to catch fish.

Yeah. He-he-heh.

Did you hear that?

Oh, I'd love to show them up.

But none of us knows anything about fishing.

Well, I'll give it a go.

Oh, but if you don't catch anything

we'll never hear the end of it.

Maybe the boys were right.

Come, ladies, courage.

I'll catch something.

I'll take Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm with me.

Three hooks are better than one.

[laughing]

Imagine the girls comin' all the wa--

Hey, hold it. Don't, Barn.

The slightest noise, these fish won't come within a mile of you.

(Samantha) 'This looks like a good place, children.'

You sit there, Bamm-Bamm.

And, Pebbles, over here.

[Pebbles cooing]

[Bamm-Bamm babbling]

Hey, Barn, watch me have a little fun.

Hey, what are you using for bait?

Bait? I don't know, exactly.

(Fred) 'Well, I'll give you a tip.'

'Better tie a rock on the end of the line.'

- A rock? - Sure.

Rock bass, you catch with a rock.

The bigger the rock, the bigger the fish.

[giggling]

Now we want big fish, so we use big rocks.

- Thanks, fellas. - Glad to help anytime.

splash

And, uh, make as much noise as you can

that attracts 'em.

? A-fishing we will go ?

? A-fishing we will go ?

? Heigh ho the merry oh ?

? A-fishing here we go ??

[both humming]

[Pebbles babbling]

Huh?

thud

[babbling]

thud

Goodness me. I'm getting a bite, too.

Whee!

Uh, Fred, uh, when does the fun start?

I don't believe it.

Three fish? That quick?

Not three, four.

'Five!'

And one more for Samantha!

That's six!

Using rocks for bass.

An-and makin' all that racket!

- Impossible. - If you say so.

? A-fishing we will go ?

? A-fishing we will go ?

? Heigh ho the merry oh ??

Cut that out!

It was just dumb luck, that's all.

I guess we're not dumb enough, Fred.

- No fish, and I'm starvin'. - Now, don't think about it.

You don't think about food, you'd be alright.

(Wilma) Alright, children. Time for bed.

Betty and I will get some more firewood.

(Wilma) Oh, that fish certainly smells

delicious out there.

sniff sniff sniff

- Uh, Fred? - 'Yeah?'

- I'm thinkin' about it. - 'Yeah.'

I am, too. Come on.

- Let's take it. - But, Fred--

We'll be savin' them headaches.

If we take the fish and all their food

they'll have to go back home.

Then we'll be keeping them out of trouble.

Well, uh, I didn't think of it that way, Fred.

[Barney laughing]

Shh!

? ...lullaby my baby.. ??

'Get their box of food'

Nothing like the taste of fresh fish.

And done over an open fire.

It's gone!

And the groceries, everything is gone.

What's happened?

Some animal must have come into camp

and run off with our food.

Relax, girls, I'll just go fishing again.

(Wilma) 'You forgot your pole!'

For this fishing I won't need any.

Barney, believe me, the women will be grateful to us.

Now, they can go back and enjoy the comforts of home.

Why are we so good to them, Fred?

Because we're just two Mr. Nice Guys, Barney.

Yeah, ha-ha, I guess any minute they'll be leaving.

[laughing]

Gentlemen, we shall see who's going to be leaving.

[both laughing]

Hey, t-the fish.

A-and the frying pan gone. Right out of my hand.

Oh, come on now, I knew you were hungry

but you could have saved me at least a little.

(Barney) 'Oh, no, honest, Fred. I-I didn't..'

(Fred) 'Well, at least, we still have the groceries.'

You've had your dinner, this is mine.

T-there's something funny going on here.

I'm not laughing.

- Samantha.. - Where did you find it?

It was all out in the woods.

The animals must have dropped it.

Wonderful! Now, we can have a nice hot dinner.

(Betty) 'Let's dig in. I'm starved.'

Hey, that's Wilma and Betty.

- Where'd they get food? - Let's take a look.

Hmm-mm. Delicious!

- Where did you get the fish? - And those groceries?

Samantha caught the fish.

And we brought the groceries from town.

Have you fellas eaten?

- 'Uh, as a matter of fact--' - 'No.'

How selfish of us..

Oh, I just remembered your rules, Fred.

- Huh? - 'Every man for himself.'

Fred said it, I didn't.

No, no, it wouldn't be fair.

Like Fred said, "If a person can't cope

they just don't belong in the woods."

[both laughing]

Alright, alright, you can laugh now

but when the wild, vicious animals start growling

we'll see who comes crawling to whom.

Come on, Barn.

Say, uh, are there really wild animals out here, Fred?

No. Ha-ha. I just told them that to frightened them.

Hey, I got an idea.

Let's make ferocious animal noises.

You know women, they get frightened.

They run to us for protection

and they bring the food with them.

Hey, Fred, you're a genius. I-I'll lead off.

[quacking]

Wait a.. W-w-what are you doin'? I said "ferocious."

Well, it's a duck, a wild duck.

Well, that's not gonna scare 'em.

Now, get this.

[roaring]

Wha.. Wha.. What's that?

Sounds like a tiglon.

[Fred roaring]

[both shivering]

They're coming closer!

roar

Uh-huh!

I'll check and see if there's anything out there.

Now, we'll see who comes crawling to who?

roar

Uh, now, I'll try a brontosaurus.

roar

Now, now, too weak, Barn.

You-you really gotta let go.

roar

- Okay, you try. - I got you, Fred.

[roaring]

Pretty good, Barn, but you still haven't quite got it.

[growling]

Uh, you sure there-there aren't

any wild animals around here, Fred?

Of course there are..

There are! There are!

[chuckling]

Head for our camp, Barn.

Hey, didn't you say ducks were harmless?

Yeah.

Well, that makes me feel a lot better.

Into the tent, quick.

[shrieking]

We're safe from the animals in here.

The wood are full of 'em.

Yeah, those p-p-poor girls must be f-f-frightened to death.

Uh, Wilma and Betty should be here any minute now.

'Looking for our protection.'

[thunder rumbling]

Uh, Fred, I think there's a leak in the tent.

Well, we can't go out and fix it now

the animals will grab us.

Yeah, pull the tent flat down, Fred.

Uh-oh!

[roaring]

A tiglon! He-e-lp!

roar

You girls alright?

Fine. Right after you left, everything turned quiet.

- It's just been lovely. - Help! Help!

(Barney) 'Help, it's here!'

D-don't panic, g-girls. We-we'll look after you.

What are you talking about?

I-I-I told you, camping wasn't for women.

There's a vicious, man-eating tiglon out there.

Women-eating, too.

But that's ridiculous.

We haven't heard anything.

Come along, Wilma, let's take a look.

Oh-ho, I can't bear to look.

meow meow

A man-eater?

[giggles]

(Fred) 'You see him?'

Fred Flintstone, there's nothing here

'but a little kitten.'

[Wilma giggles]

'Come see for yourself.'

He's a cute little thing.

[chuckling]

[growling]

[screaming]

Help!

meow meow

Y-you girls call that a little kitten?

Of course.

Oh, boy, I hate to see your idea of a big pussy cat.

Girls, we, we owe you an apology.

You are campers, you-you are every bit as good as we are.

Yeah, even better.

Congratulations, girls.

You've struck a blow for togetherness.

Oh, it's gotta be great.

Tomorrow morning, we'll get up at 5:00

carry the canoes to the top of Mount Rockmore

and me and Wilma will carry one

Barney and Betty, the other.

And Samantha can carry the kids and the bags.

Eh, and there's a lake up there no one ever goes to.

Water comes right off the glacier.

'We'll get up about 7:00 and go for a dip.'

(Fred) 'Oh, you'll love it.'

'Well, better turn in, girls.'

- Gotta get up early. - Uh, night.

- 5:00 in the morning? - Carry the canoes?

Packs up a mountain?

Then a swim in icy water?

How do we get out of this chicken outfit?

Maybe the men were right after all.

It wasn't so bad at home

with the gossip and the card play.

How do we bust up this togetherness

and get out of it gracefully?

Maybe we could say we ran out of milk for the children.

Great idea, and we'd have to go home to get some.

Oh, but we have lots of milk left.

crash

We had lots of milk.

Oh, we won't be able to stay now.

What a lucky break.

- Fred! Barney! - Fred! Barney!

Uh, uh, what's the matter? Is the tiglon after you?

A tiglon? We'll save you.

We-we'll show you where to hide.

- Fred. - Barney.

We just wanted to tell you

there's no milk for the children.

So, we have to go home immediately.

Isn't that awful?

Oh, gosh, I'm sorry.

I know how much it meant to you.

Yeah, don't take it so hard.

You can go with us next time.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Well, we better get started for home.

[fire crackling]

Sure quiet with the girls gone.

Hey, you know, Fred

Betty and Wilma are real good campers.

Yeah, and just as fearless as we are.

meow

[screaming]

Hey, run, quick.

- More tea, girls? - Oh-ho, not for me, thanks.

No, thanks.

screech

That must be Darrin coming home.

We'd better get home.

Fred and Barney should be back from the woods any minute.

Hey, Wilma, let's go out the backway.

Oh, bet he'll be surprised how nice your place looks.

Bye.

Oh, dear, it does look nice.

Too nice.

[wind whooshing]

[clattering]

- 'Hi, honey.' - 'Hi.'

- Have a good weekend? - Great.

mwah

Oh, boy, look at the house.

This'll take a dozen weekends to fix up.

Uh, just have to face it, sweetheart.

After all, you know what you said?

No hocus-pocus.

Oh, oh, yeah.

[instrumental music]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? And that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

thud

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

[banging on door]

[instrumental music]

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