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[theme song]

[alarm blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Bye, Barney. Enjoy your golf game.

Yeah, thanks, Betty.

(Bamm-Bamm) 'Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!'

Hey, look at Bamm-Bamm.

'He wants to play golf too.'

[bleating]

(Barney) 'How about that? A hole in one.'

Bamm-Bamm is not only the strongest kid in the world

but he's also a champion golfer.

[laughs]

screech

quack quack quack

Hey, Fred, you ready?

Be right with you, Barney old boy.

So long, Wilma. I'm off to the golf course.

Bye, Pebbles.

Bye-bye, dada. Bye-bye.

But, Fred, you haven't finished your breakfast.

Ah, save it for me, honey. I'll finish it when I get back.

Wait a minute, Fred. Listen to this.

Wilma, we'll be late teeing off.

This happens to be very important.

(Fred) 'Okay, okay, what is it?'

- Your horoscope. - Oh, boy, my horoscope.

Wilma, can't it wait?

I wanna get outta here before my boss Slate calls and..

[phone rings]

Hello. Oh, good morning, Mr. Slate.

Shh. Tell him I left.

Yes, he's here, Mr. Slate. Just a minute.

It's for you, Fred. Mr. Slate.

No kidding.

Hello. Work today?

But today's Saturday, and I'm planning to play golf.

And those are the latest unemployment figures, huh?

Okay. I'll be right down.

Oh, what a rotten break. My whole day is spoiled.

Don't be upset, Fred.

According to your horoscope, this is your lucky day.

Lucky day? Ood-abbad-abbay!

Ood-abbad-abbay? What's that?

That's yabba dabba doo backwards

and that's how I feel.

Sorry to spoil your day, Barney

but Mr. Slate insists I work for a few hours this morning.

Oh, uh, that's okay, Fred.

I'll just practice a few shots and wait for you.

And we can play in the afternoon.

Oh, gee, Barney, you sure you don't mind?

Ah, think nothin' of it, pal. Think nothin' of it.

Oh, thank you, Barney. You're a real pal.

I don't get it. Why me?

How come I gotta work on a Saturday?

Well, that's easy, Fred. Read your horoscope.

Today is your lucky day.

[laughs]

Oh, boy.

[instrumental music]

Hello, hello.

Let me talk to Mr. Wasserock, please.

Go-Go Ravine calling.

Lou, baby! Ha-ha!

It's Go-Go Ravine, starmaker.

Yeah, I'm calling about our new picture, the biggest yet.

Ah, what's it called? Quick, quick, quick!

Hercurock And The Maidens.

Oh, yeah. Hercurock And The Maidens.

A grabber, right?

So, send me the best actor you got.

Salary? What salary?

I'll make a big star out of him. Isn't that enough?

click

He hung up.

Gee, where will we get an actor, boss?

That was the last agent.

Agents. Who needs 'em?

Before Rock Pit was Rock Pit, who was he?

(Sam) Elroy Stonemacher, boss.

Where did we find Elroy Stonemacher?

In a rock pit, boss.

So when we need another Rock Pit

where do we look for 'em?

Ah-huh, in a Stonemacher, boss?

Oh! If I didn't need you to write the scripts, I'd-I'd..

- 'Ah, come on!' - Where we going, boss?

What have I been saying?

We're goin' out to find a new star.

Stop, Sam! Stop!

Look at that guy over there.

'He's a natural. Another Hercurock.'

Hey, you.

- You with the broad shoulders. - Yes?

Listen, now, that voice, Sam, it's got magic. It's got zing.

The women will swoon. We'll make a fortune!

Hey, fella, you wanna be a movie star?

Movie star? Sure. Why not?

- When do I start? - Oh, no.

That's the trouble with this country

everybody wants to be a movie star.

- No talent. - 'No zing-o.'

Well, so far no luck.

We may have to cancel the picture.

Boss, what are you saying?

Not make a picture this week?

Well, without a star, we..

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

I see a possibility. Stop the car!

screech

creak

rumble

(Fred) 'Barney, look out!'

What did you say, Fred?

What's the matter, Fred?

Hey, Fred, you alright?

Yeah. I'm alright.

Lucky it landed on my head.

Sam, did you see that? He's beautiful!

Write it down. We'll use it in the film.

Right, boss.

Gee, Fred, you saved my life.

Oh, it was nothin'.

Nothin', he says! That was beautiful, baby!

Could you do it again?

What are you talking about?

Listen to that. Star quality, right?

He won't cost nothing, either.

- Indefinable magic, right? - Zing-o, boss.

So, Sam, once again it happens. A star is born.

Hey, new star, what's your name?

Flintstone. Fred Flintstone.

- Who are you? - Be careful, Fred.

These two guys have flipped their fern.

Sam, make out a contract for Flintstone

also known as, uh, uh--

What contract? What are you talking about?

Shh! I'm thinkin'.

Also known as, uh..

Stone Pit. Mervin Marblehead.

Chip Chunk. Sam Shale.

What am I saying? That's my name.

(Go-Go) Wait a minute. I got it.

Rock Quarry.

Ain't that a zinger, Sam?

I hear the money in the register now!

Hey, uh, humor 'em, Fred. They may be dangerous.

Here ya go, sweetheart.

Sign your legal name for the last time.

Ah...the last time?

(Go-Go) 'Please, Rock, sign.'

'I wanna start shooting right away.'

Sh-sh-shooting?

Barney, I think we're in trouble.

Yeah, let's rush 'em, Fred.

Ah, before you start shooting, let's..

(Go-Go) 'Hey!'

Alright, wise guy!

Why do you want to shoot an unimportant guy like me?

Modesty. I like that.

Being a movie star ain't gonna spoil you, Rock baby.

My name ain't Rock baby, and..

Movie star?

So what have we been talking all this time?

Chopped seaweed? Of course, movie star!

That's Go-Go Ravine. You must have seen his pictures.

Go-Go Ravine, the big producer!

Gee, I'm sorry, Mr. Ravine. I thought you were a crook.

[laughs]

I always knew I should have been an actor.

And you mean, you wanna make me a movie star?

That's right. Here. Put this wig on.

Anything you say, Mr. Ravine.

- How do I look? - 'Beautiful! Beautiful!'

I'm asking you, Sam

isn't he the best Hercurock we've ever had?

We'll make a million dollars!

Congratulations, Flintstone. I mean, uh, Rock Quarry.

You're the new Hercurock!

Hercurock!

Fred Flintstone is Hercurock?

He's a natural.

Like my horoscope says, Barney

it's my lucky day!

Yabba dabba doo!

The new Hercurock?

- Fred? - Yep. I was there.

Fred's gonna be a genuine movie star.

Look at him. What a physique.

Would you girls like to get my autograph now before the rush?

Now, hold it, Herc.

As your manager

I insist we don't give nothing away.

I've got big plans for us.

Right, Colonel Barn.

Gee, it's all so unbelievable.

I don't know why you say that, Wilma.

You were the one who read my horoscope.

Today was my lucky day, remember?

Yes, but I never expected one of those things to come true.

'Here you are, Fred. I mean Hercurock.'

(Barney) Hold it, Fred.

- What's the idea, Barney? - You're not eating.

That old camera puts on ten pounds.

- 'Right, star?' - Right, manager.

I've got to watch out for my boy here.

We've gotta get some weight off him by Monday.

Yes. I gotta look good for my public.

Right. Then you gotta stay in shape.

I got appointments set up at the gym

the steam room, and the track.

What about your job, Fred?

- 'Oh, I quit that.' - Fred, you didn't!

Well, you still don't understand, Wilma.

I'm a movie star now. I don't have to work.

[instrumental music]

How's this for an idea, Fred?

Right after the movie opens, we have this dance contest

Rock With Hercurock.

Brilliant, brilliant, Barney

but how about a five minute rest?

(Barney) Oh, no, no. Not a chance.

Creek Douglas does this every morning.

You're gonna love being a movie star, Fred.

We're gonna have a ball!

[laughs]

On to the steam room!

Now, this is more like it.

Oh, boy, am I beat.

More steam, please.

fizz

Don't relax too much, Fred.

Your trainer will be here any minute.

- My what? - Your trainer.

All movie stars have trainers.

Gee, don't you ever go to the movies?

This guy couldn't punch his way out of a cream puff factory.

Well, how am I doing?

Terrible

but Crack Palance didn't look so good

when I started with him, either.

Alright, start skipping rope.

Maybe it'll take off some of that blubber.

Oh, ho! This is a cinch.

I used to do this when I was a kid.

Ooh!

Alright, fatso. Up on your feet.

I'll get you in shape. I get 'em all in shape.

Couldn't make a fight picture without me.

But this isn't a fight picture.

It's called Hercurock And The Maidens.

Hercurock And The Maidens, huh?

- Who you playing? - I'm playing Hercurock!

Who do you think I'm playing?

(male 1) Well, you could have fooled me with that hair.

Okay, Herc. Here we go with the medicine ball. Catch.

Got it.

Yeow!

'Get it off! Get it off!'

Hey, Fred, for Pete's sake, get up. It's bad for your image.

Oh, boy.

I don't like this whole setup, Betty.

Something's phony about it.

- Don't you think? - Yeah, I--

I mean, they start shooting tomorrow. Why here in Bedrock?

Why no script? Why no mention of salary?

- Well, I think-- - I love my husband.

But if I were a movie producer

and on the level, would I pick Fred?

No, but--

Of course, maybe I'm just jealous.

Maybe I'm thinking of all those

beautiful starlets he is going to meet.

- Yeah, but-- - But I won't let Fred know.

That'd be the worse thing I could do, right?

- Yes, I think, it probably-- - I'll fight fire with fire.

When Fred comes home tonight

I'm gonna look absolutely gorgeous.

I'm gonna make him feel like he's living with a movie star.

Say, that's not a bad idea--

Oh, thanks for talking with me, Betty.

I feel so much better. It really helped.

[giggling] I didn't even say a word.

fizz fizz fizz

sniff

Mmm. That smells good.

(Barney) 'Easy does it, buddy. You're home now.'

(Fred) 'Goodnight, Barney.'

Wilma?

Fred darling, you're home.

(Fred) 'What a workout.'

Must have lost ten pounds today.

Oh, too tired to eat.

Goodnight, Wilma.

Well, of all the nerve! He didn't even notice me!

Goodnight, Rock!

Ooh!

Fred dear, breakfast is ready.

Be right with you, honey.

There. Now I look like a chip off the old Hercurock.

Come on, Fred. Your eggs are getting cold.

Coming, Wilma.

[babbling]

thud

What's that chair doing in the middle of the floor?

What's wrong with you, Fred?

That's not a chair. That's Dino.

Dino? Oh, oh. Heh heh.

Sorry, fella.

[babbling]

Dada. Dada. Dada.

Well, good morning, sweetheart.

How's my little Pebbly-poo today?

Want to give daddy a big kiss?

mwah

There. How's that, sweetheart?

[Fred laughs] 'My little Pebbles sure loves me.'

That was Dino again, Fred.

Why don't you take those dark glasses off?

Take 'em off? With all my fans waiting to mob me?

What fans? There's not a soul outside.

There will be. Well, I gotta run.

But Fred, you haven't had your breakfast.

Can't. Camera puts on ten pounds, you know?

Honey, aren't you forgetting something?

Oh, boy, am I a dope. Thanks for reminding me, Wilma.

'Ah. There it is.'

Wouldn't wanna start a new career

without my ballrock pen, so I can sign autographs.

Bye, dear. I'm late now.

Goodbye, Hercurock.

Gee, Barney, I'm awfully nervous.

You think I'll do alright?

Oh, sure, you will.

Just keep saying to yourself

"I'm Hercurock. I'm Hercurock."

I'm Hercurock. I'm Hercurock.

[chuckles] Oh, that's great, Fred.

Spoken like a real movie star.

Where is he? Where is he? He's late.

Believe me, if was paying him

I'd report him to the Actors Guild.

Here he is now, boss.

Good morning, gentlemen. Shall we begin?

Rock, sweetheart! My star is here.

You're a little late, baby. Time is money, right?

Make up! Wardrobe! Camera!

Start! Start!

We're three minutes behind schedule!

- What's this? - Your Hercurock costume.

Okay, sweetheart. Scene one, you meet the maidens. Ready?

I'm always ready for the maidens.

[laughs]

Yeow!

Open the cage! Let the maidens out!

Okay, Hercurock, stop the pterodactyl maidens

from carrying you away.

Pterodactyl maidens? Hey, wait a minute!

Help! Put me down!

Help! Help!

Great, Hercurock, great!

You're doing fine, baby!

Now, they're trying to take you

to their queen, you see?

And you've gotta stop them.

Could I see a script, please? I don't know how!

thud

thud

Great scene, boss.

Heart, lots of heart!

Thank you, Sam. But I was lucky.

The girls were good today.

Now, in this scene

you'll really gonna have a chance to act.

Now, just keep your hands against that wall and emote.

- Like this? - 'Right.'

(Go-Go) 'Remember, you're Hercurock.'

But what am I supposed to be doing?

I'll let you know.

Boy, acting is really a cinch. Nothin' to it!

Okay, Sam baby, roll 'em!

Let the wild elephants out!

rumble

Now, start acting, Herc.

Hold up that wall.

Stop those wild elephants.

Wild elephants? What wild elephants?

crash

rumble

Cut, Sam, cut!

Let's take that again.

crash

rumble

Cut. Cut!

Rock baby, already with the temperament?

You got to do it your way?

The script says the elephants charge.

You stop 'em. What's the problem?

I don't think the elephants have read the script.

Now, you just relax, baby.

Hercurock isn't in the next scene.

Oh, that's good because I couldn't make it.

Boy, I, I..

[snoring]

Alright. Next shot.

The three-headed brontosaurus challenges the giant lizard.

So where's my three-headed brontosaurus?

Here you are, boss. A three-headed brontosaurus.

Alright, who is the genius that hired two men

to make three heads?

You, boss. We thought you'd save money, remember?

[snoring]

Sam, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I'm way ahead of you, boss. Bring him over.

Just relax, Rock. This is gonna be real easy.

[Fred snoring]

You're a real genius, boss. He never missed a snore.

Okay. Roll 'em!

Let the giant lizard loose!

roar

roar

Beautiful! Beautiful! Now attack.

Yeow!

Yeow!

Yeow!

Boy, these are good hors d'ourvies, Wilma.

That's not all. Here comes the cake.

Oh, it's beautiful, Wilma.

(Barney) Ah, "congratulations to our star."

Hey-hey, that's a nice touch.

I'm using psychology.

All those beautiful starlets

I figure they'll be fussing over Fred

so I have to out-fuss them.

Hi, Wilma, hi, Barney, hi, Betty.

Is the movie star home yet?

Hi, gang. Fred will be home any time now.

The studio brings him home.

Boy, a real Hollyrock party here in Bedrock.

'Let's have some music.'

[instrumental music]

Does Fred know he's having this party?

No. It's a surprise.

You know how Fred loves an audience.

Oh-ho, I can't wait to see his face when he walks in the door.

[knock on door]

(Fred) 'Wilma.'

He's here. Let him in, Barney.

Okay.

screech

Okay, gang, all together now.

(all) Surprise!

[snoring]

thud

[snoring]

You're his manager, Barney.

You'll just have to take the day off

and come down to that studio with me.

knock knock knock

Who is it?

(male 2) Ah, Mr. Ravine sent me, ma'am.

I'm to drive the, uh, the star to the studio.

But he's still asleep.

Mr. Ravine ain't gonna like that.

We're late already.

That was the chauffeur. He came to get Fred.

(male 2) 'Now, easy does it, Mac.'

Don't worry. We'll get you there in time.

[snoring]

I don't know what's going on, Barney

but I'm sure going to find out.

Mr. Ravine, I've been thinkin'.

Maybe I ain't cut out to be a star.

- Shh. Listen to that. - What?

The applause! The cheering!

The kids screaming for your autograph!

Where? I don't hear them.

(Go-Go) 'The women swooning when you walk past.'

'Such a noise they're making for you, Rock.'

- 'You!' - Yeah, yeah.

I can hear 'em now.

(Go-Go) You're not gonna let 'em down, are ya, baby?

All those women waiting to see

your handsome face on the screen.

You're right, Mr. Ravine, I cannot let my public down.

Now that's the spirit!

Now, in this scene, Hercurock makes his triumphant entry

into the city on a chariot.

But I don't know how to drive a chariot.

Roll 'em, Sam! Go!

Hey! Wait a minute! Slow down! Whoa!

Turn them into the gates, Hercurock!

Turn them? How?

The reins! Pull back on the reins!

snap

[instrumental music]

Hey, they're shooting a scene now, Wilma, see?

There's a stuntman on a chariot.

Help! Get me off of here!

Help!

That's no stuntman. That's Fred!

Yoo-hoo, Fred!

Wilma! Barney! Save me!

Fred, look out!

crash

rumble

Great! Great!

But we do it again with a little more zing-o this time.

Oh, no, we don't. We quit!

Quit? You can't quit. We're not finished yet.

Well, I am. Barney, you're my manager.

- Tell him! - Ah, yeah.

He says, he quits now, Mr. Ravine.

But he can't. The big scene is next.

Here! Look at this script.

[mumbling]

Dancing girls?

Let him quit, Mr. Ravine. I'll double for him.

Barney, you don't know what you're saying.

This job is murder!

It's okay, Fred. You're my friend.

Ah, what do you say, Mr. Ravine?

With a wig, no one will know the difference.

Okay, you're Hercurock.

Oh, Hercurock, we think you're wonderful.

- Thank you, slave girls. - Cut.

Okay, let's do it again, Hercurock.

Delighted, Mr. Ravine.

Some friend.

[mumbling]

And to think that all the time Fred was worked to death

I was worried about starlets.

And now Barney wants to be an actor.

[laughing]

Oh, what a couple of hams.

Fred's lucky. Mr. Slate gave him his job back.

Well, there were certain conditions.

Oh? What?

screech

There's one of them.

(Betty) '"See Rock Quarry, ex-star of'

'Hercurock And The Maidens at work."'

Here you are, lady.

Ooh! Thank you, Mr. Hercurock!

- Don't forget me, Hercurock! - I'm next. Here's my book.

Take it easy, folks. I got a whole lunch hour.

[laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

bang bang bang

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