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- 'Who is it?' - Cookie Quartz?
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- 'That's right.' - We're from the police.
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- We'd like to.. - 'Oh, police!'
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I just adore policemen.
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Lady, please!
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Oh, I feel so safe
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when I'm in a policeman's arms.
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[kissing]
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Private eyes, huh? I'll fix them.
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Please, lady, I'll have to remind you
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that I'm a married man.
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And besides, you're melting my ice cream!
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[theme music]
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[alarm blaring]
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Yabba dabba doo!
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? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?
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? They're the modern Stone Age family ?
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? From the town of Bedrock ?
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? They're a page right out of history ?
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? Let's ride with the family down the street ?
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? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?
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? When you're with the Flintstones ?
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? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?
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? A dabba doo time ?
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? We'll have a gay old time ?
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(Fred) 'It just isn't right!'
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'It's unreasonable, unjustifiable, undesirable'
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unsuitable, underhanded, unwarranted, unfair
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and just plain unpatriotic!
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Us husbands weren't put on this Earth to do dishes.
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Oh, Fred, it's just this once
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while I set up the portable card table.
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- 'The Rubbles are coming over.' - Oh, great.
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If Barney sees me in this apron
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it'll be all over Bedrock tomorrow.
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I can even get a severe reprimand from the lodge
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for conduct unbecoming a Water Buffalo. Huh?
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arr arr arr
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Oh, now it's you, Dino.
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Sheesh!
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A woman's work is never done
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'especially when the husband's doing it.'
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Here, Dino.
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Yeow!
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Wait a minute. What am I doin'?
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You already had dinner.
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Attention! About face!
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On the double! Forward, march!
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Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
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Oh, I got to be careful.
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Even the dog is giving me orders.
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Don't forget to empty the trash, Fred.
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Now, just a rock picking minute, Wilma.
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- I-- - Pretty please?
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Pretty, pretty, pretty please?
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Oh, gosh. Wilma, you're using unfair tactics.
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(Wilma) 'Hurry, Fred! I hear the trash truck!'
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Hey, driver!
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(Fred) 'Hold it! Hold it!'
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Am I, am I too late to dump the trash?
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No, dearie. Hop in.
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[chuckling]
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Oh, boy.
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Everybody's a regular Jackie Gleastone.
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Maybe I ought to start a maid service.
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(Barney) 'Hey, uh, Fred. Yoo-hoo, dearie!'
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We're ready to play cards
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as soon as you finish your housework.
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[both chuckling]
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[mocking laugh] Very funny, Rubble.
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Maybe I should finish by mopping up the floor with you!
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That's four spades doubled.
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And redoubled.
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Yeah. Oh, let me see now, that comes to, um..
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clink clink clink
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How much do we owe you?
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Oh, four bucks, huh?
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Barney, I sure wish you'd learn how to play bridge.
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(Barney) 'But, Fred--'
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We blew it on account of your dumb playing.
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But-but-but, Fred, don't blame me.
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I was the dummy. You made the decisions.
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Oh. Well, you ought to learn how to get better cards!
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Oh, Fred, stop it!
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(Fred) 'Well, just because he's a dummy'
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'he don't have to act like one.'
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[crashing]
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[Pebbles giggling]
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[Dino yelping]
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I wonder what that's all about.
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I better take a look-see.
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What's going on, Wilma?
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Betty, come here! You've got to see this!
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Oh, it looks like they're sure enjoying themselves.
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ga ga ga
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arr arr arr
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[giggling]
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[gibbering]
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[gibbering]
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honk honk honk
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[giggling]
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[chuckles] If you'll pardon the expression
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the home team is getting skunked.
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[chuckling]
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Fred, how about going to the store
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and getting some cactus rock sherbet?
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- Hey, good idea. - Come on, Barney.
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- A walk will do you good. - Okay.
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(Fred) 'Any other special flavor you want, Wilma?'
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Hey, uh, let's try the new chopped liver chip.
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Okay, or maybe try that other new flavor
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they're featuring this week, gravel pistachio.
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Okay, Wilma. That sounds pretty good.
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Oh, yeah.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey, Fred, uh, I got a riddle for you.
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What's gray, has big ears
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a tail, and a big trunk?
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Uh, an-an elephant?
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Nope, a mouse going on vacation.
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[chuckling]
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Oh, boy.
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I wonder what's up.
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(Barney) 'Hey, Fred, you know who that is?'
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That's Aaron Boulder, the millionaire cop.
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Yeah, some cop, rides around in a Rolls-Rocks.
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Ooh, I'll bet he's on a hot case right now.
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Yeah, and we'd better get home
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before this ice cream gets hot.
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Hey! He's turning around.
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He's coming back.
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Say, you two, come here.
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(Fred) 'Who, us?'
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Yes. I want to talk to you.
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We weren't doing nothing, Mr. Boulder. Honest.
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Oh, so you know me, eh?
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Good. Hold up your right hand.
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(Aaron) 'I hereby deputize you and make you my assistants.'
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Uh, a-assistants?
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(Aaron) Yes, I need your help.
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I need two strong, athletic, fearless intelligent assistants.
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Oh, I think you got the wrong guys.
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Shut up, Barney!
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Yes. Yes, go on, Mr. Boulder.
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Get in, quick!
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vroom
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(Aaron) These are my deputies, sweetheart.
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If anything happens to me, they'll take over.
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Okay, honey.
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Uh, what are we supposed to do, Mr. Boulder?
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(Aaron) 'Oh, I'm on a hot case.'
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I'm about to close in on a killer.
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- A killer? - A killer?
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Gee-gee, we-we'd like to help you, Mr. Boulder
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but we, uh, uh, got to bring this ice cream home.
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Wait a minute! You can't leave now.
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Where's your pride?
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Besides, you've been deputized.
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[stammers] I-I'm afraid he's got us there, Fred.
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Yeah, I-I forgot about that.
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Remember, when you lie on your back
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and cry on your pillow, tears get in your ears.
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Boulder's rule.
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(Aaron) Drive on, Gus!
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A policeman's life is not a happy one.
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Oh, brother!
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[kissing]
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You have a reservation, monsieur?
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Who needs a reservation?
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This is Aaron Boulder and Retinue.
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We're his deputies.
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Police business.
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Uh, this sure is a rotten table, Fred.
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You can hardly see the show from here.
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Yeah. That headwaiter probably hates private eyes.
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Oh, monsieur, I hate to disturb you
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before the souffle
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but there has been an unfortunate accident.
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- Accident? - Yes, monsieur.
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The boss, he has been..
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How you say, murdered.
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Murdered! Did you hear that, Mr. Boulder?
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- Mr. Boulder! - Huh?
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- It's murder! - I'll say.
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He's been shot, stabbed, choked, strangled and karated.
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What do you make of it, Mr. Boulder?
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Looks like the work of a jealous woman.
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Cigars! Cigarettes! Souvenirs!
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I'll take one of those souvenirs.
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- Honey. - Oh! What's that?
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(Fred) 'Just a body.'
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You know anything about this, miss?
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Well, about an hour ago
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I was listening at the door
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and he was having an argument with Cookie Quartz
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'the nightclub chanteuse.'
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Yeah? Hmm..
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- 'Cookie was awful mad.' - Is that so?
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Hey, what did she say? What did she say?
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She said if he came one step closer
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she'd shoot, stab, choke, strangle
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and karate him.
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You're lovely, my dear.
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Hey, did you hear what she said?
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How about that, Fred?
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Well, could be a coincidence.
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What do you make of it, Mr. Boulder?
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[kissing]
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East is east, and west is west
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but an elephant never forgets.
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(Aaron) 'Boulder's rule.'
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Where to now, boss?
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Cookie Quartz's apartment, Gus, and fast.
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vroom
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[sniffing]
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Hey-hey, Fred, somethin' smells awful good.
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- Yeah. - Care to join me, boys?
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After all, I don't have an apartment.
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On my pay, I can barely afford to run this car.
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Wow-wowee! Wow-wow!
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Follow that car, Gus!
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Uh, yes, boss.
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What are we following her for, Fred?
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I don't know. She's probably a suspect or something.
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She's getting away. Faster!
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bang bang bang
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We're out of gas, boss.
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Well, don't just sit there. Do something.
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She's getting away.
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Can't you go any faster, Gus?
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Uh, don't tell me. Tell them.
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You just drive, Gus!
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And leave the pushin' to us!
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She's getting away again.
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- Take a shortcut. - Uh, okay, boss.
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splash
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Gadzooks!
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Why don't you watch where you're going?
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Sorry, Charlie.
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I can't see, boss. What now?
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Turn on the windshield wipers.
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Oh, yes! I forget!
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[instrumental music]
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Shucks, fellas. She's getting away again.
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Faster! Faster!
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Hey, boss, looks like she's stopped up ahead.
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Aha! She loves me.
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Stop! Stop!
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I wish he'd make up his mind.
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He probably located the suspect, Fred.
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Baby, baby, I see you've run out of gas.
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Allow me to assist you.
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Well, if you insist.
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I do, indeed.
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If you keep your head when everybody loses theirs
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you'll be the only one needing a haircut.
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Boulder's rule.
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[kissing]
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Boy, that Boulder sure is a smooth operator.
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Ahh!
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Cheer up, Fred. It could have been worse.
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She could have been drivin' a truck.
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screech
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Alright, men. This is Cookie's pad.
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Now, I want you to go up there and interrogate her.
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Well, aren't you coming with us, Mr. Boulder?
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No. This is all yours.
268
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And don't come back until that Cookie crumbles.
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- 'Who is it?' - Cookie Quartz?
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- 'That's right.' - We're from the police.
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- We'd like to.. - 'Oh, police!'
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I just adore policemen.
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Lady, please!
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Oh, I feel so safe
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when I'm in a policeman's arms.
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[Cookie kissing]
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Private eyes, huh? I'll fix them.
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Please, lady, I'll have to remind you
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that I'm a married man.
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And besides, you're melting my ice cream!
281
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Oh, I forgot to ask.
282
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Do you take milk or cream?
283
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Milk, if you don't mind.
284
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I'll have to get some in the kitchen.
285
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Hey, nice-looking pad she's got here, huh, Fred?
286
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Yeah. Uh-oh!
287
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Come here, private eye.
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biff
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(Cookie) Here we are. Do you take sugar?
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- No, thank you. - I do! Two lumps!
291
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(Cookie) 'I'll get some.'
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Like I was saying, copper.
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'Take that!'
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Here's your sugar.
295
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(Barney) 'Oh, thanks a lot, Ms. Quartz.'
296
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Oh, yes, I just remembered.
297
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Would you like Cookie to get you some cookies?
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No, thank you.
299
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Uh, cookies? Oh, oh, sure, Cookie. That sounds great.
300
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(Cookie) 'I'll go get some.'
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No! No, no! I'll-I'll get them.
302
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They're in the icebox, honey.
303
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And take this!
304
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bang
305
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Hey, did you get the cookies, Fred?
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[mumbling]
307
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Where to now, boss?
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Stillrocks gymnasium.
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Oh, what for, Mr. Boulder?
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Deputy Flintstone gave me a hunch.
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He did? Hey, nice work, Fred.
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Yes, Flintstone.
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You have the makings of a real private eye.
314
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[mumbling]
315
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Rocky Gravelano, the champ, trains here.
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I think he knows something.
317
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Yeah, I saw his last fight.
318
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'And if he knows something, it ain't about boxing.'
319
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There he is, Flintstone.
320
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Get in there and make him talk.
321
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What if he don't want to talk?
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He'll talk. Don't be afraid.
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You've got the police department in back of you.
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Yeah, but I'm gonna have him in front of me.
325
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Right, and keep your eye on him. He's tricky.
326
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Good man, that Flintstone.
327
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Alright, Rocky, I want to ask you a few..
328
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bang
329
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Ask him where he was on the night of January 16th.
330
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Tell him we've got ways to make him talk.
331
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See you in the steam room!
332
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bang
333
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How'd you make out with the champ, Fred?
334
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He ain't so tough.
335
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Towards the end, I had him plenty worried.
336
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He thought he'd killed me.
337
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Why don't you have a massage, Fred?
338
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'Relax those tired muscles.'
339
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A good idea.
340
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Hey, I like this private eye type business.
341
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How about you, Fred?
342
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- Ye-ouch! - What, Fred?
343
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Youch!
344
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(male 1) 'Hey, Inglemar, you're wanted on the telephone!'
345
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Thank you.
346
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Hey, buddy, could you come here a minute?
347
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Oh, uh, sure.
348
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Put your finger here.
349
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Oh, sure.
350
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- Thank you. - Yeah, don't mention it.
351
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Don't go away. I'll be right back.
352
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This time I got it.
353
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000
I know Tootsie Slabstone's MO anywhere.
354
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Tootsie Slabstone, huh? Did you hear that, Fred?
355
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Uh-huh.
356
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
She lives at the Waldorf Astonia.
357
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It's Room 901, Fred.
358
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Arrest Tootsie, and cover yourself with glory.
359
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If it's all the same to you, Mr. Boulder
360
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I've been covered with enough glory for one day.
361
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Step on it, Flintstone. I'm double-parked.
362
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Oh, phooey!
363
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Fred is a good man, Barney, a credit to my profession.
364
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I'll say he is, Mr. Boulder.
365
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Open up, in the name of the law!
366
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,000
I'm from the police, and you're under ar--
367
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Oh, a policeman!
368
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
Hey, boys!
369
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Hey, put me down!
370
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Here! You do it!
371
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Nah! You do it!
372
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Uh..
373
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Oops. I missed.
374
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
Butterfingers.
375
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[laughing]
376
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thud
377
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
Now what's the matter?
378
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Well, I went up there and told Tootsie she was under arrest
379
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000
and three guys threw me out of the window.
380
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000
They can't do that to me.
381
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000
Now, you just go right back up there
382
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
and throw them out the window.
383
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
But, Mr. Boulder, what about you?
384
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000
I'll be right here to count them as they come out.
385
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Hurry, before they get away.
386
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:42,000
Alright, in there! Open up! It's me again.
387
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
Aha! Here they come!
388
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Don't start countin', Mr. Boulder!
389
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thud
390
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
It's me again.
391
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
This is one of the most baffling cases
392
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000
I've ever been on.
393
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,000
- Anybody got any ideas? - 'Yeah. I got an idea.'
394
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000
How about calling this case closed and goin' home?
395
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000
My wife is waiting for this ice cream!
396
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
No! No, Flintstone!
397
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
Aaron Boulder, millionaire policeman
398
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bon vivant, and idol of the fair sex
399
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
'didn't make his reputation giving up that easy.'
400
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
But we seem to have run out of clues, Mr. Boulder.
401
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Yeah. What about that?
402
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,000
Hey, maybe Mrs. Mortimer Mortar
403
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
the cement heiress, knows something.
404
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
She was running around with the victim
405
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000
before the tragedy occurred.
406
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
- 'It was in all the papers.' - That's it!
407
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She must be guilty.
408
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000
(female 1) 'She's having a big party tonight on her yacht.'
409
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Gus, head for the yacht club.
410
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Alright, boss.
411
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000
There she is, Mrs. Mortimer Mortar's yacht
412
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
'the Flying Fandango.'
413
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
(Fred) 'Hey, that's some stow!'
414
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:00,000
(Aaron) 'Yes, it's a converted aircraft carrier.'
415
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000
'Mrs. Mortar picked it up at a surplus sale.'
416
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
'There's her private whirlybird landing now.'
417
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Okay. Now, here's what we'll do.
418
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,000
You know, this waiter disguise is a good idea
419
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
but I wish Mr. Boulder had come along, Fred.
420
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
He could give me a hand with this rowing.
421
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Well, he wanted to, Barney, but like he said
422
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Mortars and Boulders don't mix socially.
423
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,000
Well, uh, how about you rowing for a while, Fred?
424
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Barney, stop complaining!
425
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,000
We only got a couple of thousand knots to go.
426
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000
And besides, I got to carry all this paraphernalia.
427
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000
Now, hear this, waiters
428
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000
report to the dining salon
429
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
and don't fraternize with the guests.
430
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,000
If anybody wants me, I'll be downstairs having dinner.
431
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Boy! Barney, this is really high class, huh?
432
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Gee, I'll say. Hey-hey, Fred.
433
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Get a load of that green salad.
434
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
It's chopped-up money.
435
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
[both chuckling]
436
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Oh-oh, looking at all this food is making me hungry.
437
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Alright, buster. Put it back!
438
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Uh, yes, sir. Sorry.
439
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Time out. Barney, we're not supposed to fraternize.
440
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000
Remember, we're here on business.
441
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:23,000
I wonder which one of those rich dames is Mrs. Mortimer Mortar.
442
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:29,000
I do hope you darlings are enjoying yourselves.
443
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Wonderful party, dear.
444
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
And you're looking lovely, Mrs. Mortar.
445
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
- Hey, there she is, Fred. - Which one?
446
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Just follow the cigarette holder.
447
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
It'll lead you right to her.
448
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
Right, Barney.
449
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Ahem! Excuse me, Mrs. Mortar
450
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000
but can we see you for a minute privately?
451
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Why, certainly.
452
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Excuse me, darlings.
453
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,000
Servants are such a problem these days.
454
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Now, my good man, what is it you wish?
455
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Well, I hate to tell you this, lady
456
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
but you're under arrest.
457
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Cops! Listen, you dumb flatfoot, you'll never take me in.
458
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,000
You think this is a filter cigarette, don't you?
459
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000
[chuckling]
460
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Look, lady, you're already wanted for murder!
461
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
Don't make it resisting arrest, too!
462
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Stop, one more step and I'll blow this ship
463
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
to kingdom come with this stick of dynamite.
464
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,000
What do you think, Barney?
465
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
I think she's only bluffing, Fred.
466
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
- Come on, Barney! - Sure. Let's get her!
467
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
boom
468
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
"I think she's only bluffing, Fred."
469
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,000
- Oh, boy! - Well, uh, I'm sorry.
470
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Mr. Boulder.
471
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000
Now what? Where is Mrs. Mortar?
472
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Well, uh, that's what we came back to tell you, sir.
473
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
- We didn't get her. - Didn't get her?
474
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Do I have to do everything myself?
475
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Am I the only guy around here that can ever get the girl?
476
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Look, here, Boulder, speaking of girls
477
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000
I got a little woman and she's home
478
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
waiting for me and that is where I'm going!
479
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
Here's your badge!
480
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Yeah, and mine, too.
481
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Come back, boys!
482
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
I got a confession to make.
483
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,000
- You're on television. - Huh?
484
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Sure. There's the camera. Show him, Gus.
485
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
[chuckling]
486
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
And the badges were really microphones.
487
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Ee, you mean..
488
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,000
That's right, you've been guests on my new TV show.
489
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000
It's called "Smile, You're On My Favorite Crime."
490
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:44,000
[Fred chuckling] 'B-B-Barney, we've been on television.'
491
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000
What do you think of that, Barney?
492
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Gee, uh-uh, I don't know.
493
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
[chuckling]
494
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
There-there's the camera. Oh, oh, gosh. Oh, boy.
495
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Gee, gee, a candid crime show.
496
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
Oh, gosh!
497
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,000
I sure appreciate this lift home, Mr. Boulder.
498
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,000
'But there's one more thing you've got to do for us.'
499
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Name it.
500
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000
(Fred) 'Come in and help square this with our wives.'
501
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
502
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
'Yeah, one good turn is worth two in the bush.'
503
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
'Boulder's rule. I'll do it.'
504
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000
(both) Thank you, Mr. Boulder.
505
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Wilma. Oh, Wilma! It's me.
506
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000
With the ice cream!
507
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000
- Fred! - Barney!
508
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
I can explain everything, Wilma.
509
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000
Me and Barney were coming home with the ice cream
510
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
and we ran into this guy Aaron Boulder and he--
511
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
We know. We know.
512
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000
We saw the whole thing on television.
513
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Oh, Fred, you stole the show.
514
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000
You were wonderful, too, Barney!
515
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:45,000
And we thought you were the greatest, Mr. Boulder.
516
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
Thank you, my dear.
517
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
But now I must bid you au revoir.
518
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,000
I have a very important client waiting.
519
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Boy, what a day. It's good to be home, dear.
520
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Fred, in that scene with Tootsie Slabstone
521
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,000
you looked like you were enjoying it.
522
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
Wilma, don't you recognize great acting when you see it?
523
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Well, just don't let it happen again
524
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
TV or no TV.
525
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:13,000
You'll wind up in living color black and blue.
526
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000
And that's Wilma's rule.
527
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000
- Get it? - I get it.
528
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
[both laughing]
529
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
[theme music]
530
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000
? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?
531
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,000
? They're the modern Stone Age family ?
532
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,000
? From the town of Bedrock ?
533
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,000
? They're a page right out of history ?
534
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?
535
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,000
? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?
536
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
? When you're with the Flintstones ?
537
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?
538
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
? A dabba doo time ?
539
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000
? We'll have a gay old time ?
540
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000
? We'll have a gay old time ??
541
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000
Wilma!
542
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
thud thud thud
543
00:25:09,050 --> 00:25:13,600
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