Original subtitles

[theme music]

[alarm blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

(Fred) 'Nice going, driver.'

Just in time for the flight to Texarock.

Come on, Wilma! Step on it, Rubbles!

Isn't it exciting, Pebbles?

'You're going to visit Uncle Tex on his ranch.'

(Pebbles) Goo-goo. Unca Tes.

[laughing] Unca Tes!

Oh, he'll love her.

'Maybe enough to give her a few shares of oil stock.'

(Barney) Oh, yeah, Fred, there's nothing like a rich uncle.

Uh, maybe if I'm real sweet, Uncle Tex will adopt me.

[laughing]

Now stop it, Barney.

Just be thankful we were invited

along with Fred and Wilma.

Look at that, Bamm-Bamm.

'He won't make a move without his barbell.'

'O-okay, Bamm-Bamm. Th-that's enough. Drop it.'

thud

Yeow! Right on my toe!

See how he listens to me?

[laughing]

Hoppy! We almost forgot about him.

hop hop hop

But where's Dino? Dino?

'Dino, where are you?'

arr arr arr

Okay. We're all here.

I still don't see how we all got in that little taxi.

Well, it, uh, just shows you

the power of positive shrinking.

[laughing]

Fred, shouldn't we be checking in?

'We'll miss the plane.'

Oh, don't worry, Wilma.

I know this airline.

They never leave on time.

(woman on radio) 'Last call for Texarock.'

'Flight number seven leaving on time.'

'Smart aleck.'

Hey! That's us! What are we standing around for?

Come on, Betty, we better take Dino and Hoppy

to the air freight counter.

Poor things, they'll have to be locked up in cages

'all the way to Texarock.'

Yipe!

creak

Hurry up, Barney! Follow me.

Right, Fred.

Flintstones and Rubbles to Texarock.

You're just in time, gentlemen.

Good. Heh-heh!

We wouldn't wanna keep my rich Uncle Tex waiting.

[laughing]

Now, let's see, you're flying on

our "Special one-class midweek economy

"Blue Ribbon 30-day tourist excursion

family thrift plan." Correct?

- No. We're going by plane. - Oh, cut it out, Barney.

If it wasn't for the family thrift plan

we couldn't afford the trip.

(male 1) 'Now, I'll have to weigh your baggage.'

Uh, here you go.

Hey, it's genuine aeroplane luggage

uh, made out of an old aeroplane.

[laughing]

rat-a-tat

ding

(male 1) 'Thirty-nine and a half pounds.'

For this I had to go to college?

Just under the limit, Mr. Rubble.

Your bag, Mr. Flintstone.

I'll do it myself!

rat-a-tat

ding

(male 1) 'One hundred pounds!'

(Barney) 'Uh-oh. Fred, you're overweight.'

thud

Really, sir.

We sold you the family thrift plan

not the family cheapskate plan.

[instrumental music]

(Barney) 'So, uh, this is what they call'

'the family thrift plan, huh, Fred?'

(Fred) 'Yeah, except the ads don't tell you'

that the head of the family rides on the outside.

Oh, well, uh, you know these coach flights.

You, uh, do away with the frills.

Yeah.

Hey, Fred, look at that

big black cloud up ahead.

- 'Yeah. What about it?' - 'Whoa, looks scary.'

(Fred) 'Oh, don't be so ignorant.'

'That is just typical'

'of the cumulonimbus cimbus formation'

'found in these warmer climates.'

W-w-what were you saying

about th-the w-warmer climates, Fred?

I-I-I guess we-we must be taking

the p-p-polar route.

Good afternoon, gentlemen.

I'm your stewardess, Miss Brickhouse.

Coffee, tea, or Ichthyosaurus milk?

What, no peanut butter sandwiches?

If-if you don't mind, miss

we-we'd like t-t-two hot water bottles on-on the rocks.

Yeah, b-boiling water. A-a-and hurry, w-we're freezing.

Well, why don't you, uh, come in and warm up

and watch the movie?

A movie? Uh, what's playing?

Who cares about seeing a movie?

It's one of the new foreign films.

You know, with Brigitte Barduzi.

I'm not interested in any Brigitte Barduzi..

Wow!

Hey, Fred! Hey-hey, wait a minute.

Look down there.

(Fred) It's Texarock! We're here, Barney.

(man on radio) 'Attention, all passengers, this is your pilot.'

'With luck, we should be landing in a few minutes.'

[laughing]

What does he mean by luck?

Don't worry about him.

He's one of our best student pilots.

Fasten your seat belts, please.

Student pilot?

You'd better fasten your seat belt, Fred.

(Fred) Right, Barney. Uhh! Uhh!

There she is.

Boy! This is a fat one!

(Barney) 'Texarock, here we come!'

'Whoopee!'

'Hey, Fred! Fred! You alright?'

[instrumental music]

Wake up, Fred. We're in Sand Andstonio.

We are? And what do you think you're doing?

- You passed out, Fred. - I did not pass out.

The seat belt was too tight

and I was holding my breath.

Gee, it's so deserted. There's not a soul in sight.

Some welcome, Fred.

What could've happened to Uncle Tex?

Search me. He knew we'd be on this flight.

[honking]

- What's that? - Hey! Something's coming.

(Betty) 'Yeah, but what is it?'

- 'Is it a bull?' - 'Is it a train?'

- 'Is it a boat?' - 'Is it a man?'

(Fred) 'It's Uncle Tex!'

There's nothing like a subtle entrance.

Yahoo-ee!

[gunshots]

Welcome to the West.

[gunshots]

Sorry, I'm late..

...but my regular car broke down

and I had to take the compact.

Phew! Phew!

Well, Fred Flintstone!

What do you say, partner?

And, Wilma! You gorgeous hunk of woman.

[kissing]

[laughing] Oh, Uncle Tex!

You're so...outdoorsy.

How you doing, Pebbles, old gal?

Goo ga. Unca Tes!

Well, what do you know? Talks like her big daddy.

[laughing]

Uncle Tex, you remember Barney and Betty Rubble.

Never forget a beautiful woman.

[Betty giggling]

[chuckles] How do, ma'am?

[laughs]

Just a little change for tips.

Nice to see you again, boy.

Hiya. Ow!

Oh, what a grip.

Off your knees, boy. No need of acting humble.

And what's the name of this cute little varmint?

His name's Bamm-Bamm.

Say hello to Uncle Tex, precious.

Put her there, Bamm-Bamm.

Let me feel your grip.

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Bamm! Bamm!

thud

Bamm-Bamm, you naughty boy.

Look what you did to Uncle Tex.

[laughing] That's okay.

I always wanted a sunroof.

That boy's got real pioneer spirit.

I'm, uh, gonna deputize him.

Deputize him? What for, Uncle Tex?

(Tex) 'Need all the help I can get against them rustlers.'

(all) Rustlers!

You got rustlers?

Tell you about 'em later. Let's mosey along.

Hop in, mavericks. Yahoo!

Yabba dabba doo!

Yippee!

arr arr arr

[instrumental music]

Home, Jesse.

Well, there she is, folks. Straight up yonder.

The Rockadollar Ranch.

'That's my brand'

'handed down by my Granddaddy Davy Crockery.'

(Wilma) Davy Crockery, you know who he was, don't you, Barney?

(Barney) 'Oh, I sure do. "Remember the Alarock."'

'Mrs. Crockery's boy Davy.'

Oh! There's the ocean.

I didn't know your ranch was on the ocean, Uncle Tex.

You got it twisted, boy. The ocean's on my ranch.

[laughing]

(Tex) 'But we just use it for a little ol' swimming pool.'

(Barney) Real nice, Uncle Tex

but I'd sure hate to have to clean it.

[Barney laughing]

(Tex) 'Well, folks, here's the bunkhouse.'

(Betty) This is your bunkhouse, Uncle Tex?

(Tex) Yep. Nothing like roughing it, is there?

[Tex laughing]

Hi, there, Mr. Tex.

(Tex) 'Oh, this is my foreman, Blister.'

'Blister, meet the Flintstones and the Rubbles.'

Nice to meet you, good folks.

Likewise, I'm sure, Blister.

How come he limps so, Uncle Tex?

- Get shot in the leg? - No.

He's got a splinter in his foot

and he's too chicken to take it out.

How's the herd, Blister?

Just going to take head count, Mr. Tex.

Good. Me and the boys will join you while the ladies freshen up.

- Here you are, Wilma. - What's this for?

(Tex) 'Map of the house, in case you get lost.'

[Tex laughing]

Uh, let's go, partners. Time to check my cowasauruses.

'Yahoo hoo hoo!'

[mooing]

(Tex) 'Attention!'

Okay, you gold-bricking cowasauruses.

Time for head count.

- Rock. - Moo.

- Red. - Moo.

- 'Wreck.' - 'Moo.'

- 'Crash.' - 'Moo.'

Uncle Tex is a colonel in the state militia.

Boy, I've never seen such well-trained cowasauruses.

'How do you do it, Uncle Tex? '

Good, old-fashioned army discipline.

Boy, when it comes to my herd, I go by the book.

- Boo! - 'Who said that?'

Okay, just for that

I'm restricting you all to the barn.

Mr. Tex! Mr. Tex!

- What's wrong, boy? - 'I finished head count.'

(Blister) 'And four cowasauruses are missing.'

What's that? Another four gone?

Uh, maybe they went AWOL.

AWOL, nothing. They were cownapped.

Cownapped? Well, who would do such a diabololical thing?

Here's who done it.

He left another one of his cards

with this box of candy.

"Have Gang! Will Travel.

Signed, Billy The Kidder."

- I've read about him. - Oh, me too.

He's supposed to be a low-down, sneaky character

with a very bad sense of humor.

(Tex) Yeah, that's Billy.

He thinks he's funny, leaving me this cheap box of candy.

boom

Yeah, I see what they mean by bad sense of humor.

[laughing]

It exploded all over 'em.

I just love these subtle jokes.

[laughing]

Ha-ha! You said it.

It's great to be working for Billy The Kidder.

- Eh, Sladestone? - I'll say.

Of all outlaws in the West, Billy's the most fun.

Now let's talk business.

Tonight we rustle the Rockadollar Ranch.

Again, Billy?

But we just finished rustling it.

Yeah, but now, while that rich millionaire

is entertaining his new guests

we'll bring a truck and snatch the whole herd.

- Okay? - Yes. Sure, Billy.

Good. Just to make sure.

Let's shake on it.

[buzz]

Yeow!

[both laughing]

The old buzzer gag, and he fell for it?

[laughing]

You ought to be in television, Billy.

[both laughing]

Yeah, I ought to.

Atta girl, Pebbles. Hold on tight.

Be careful, Bamm-Bamm.

[Bamm-Bamm babbling]

Isn't he a cute ponysaurus?

Say giddy-up, Pebbles.

(Pebbles) 'Goo da. Goo da.'

[both laughing]

(Blister) Don't try to get away, doggie!

I got you!

I'll learn you who's boss!

(Blister) Yaah!

Help! Runaway bullasaurus!

'Help! Help!'

Be careful, Bamm-Bamm.

thud

screech

Nice going, partner.

'Thanks for saving my life.'

'Boy, you sure are a first-rate'

'cowasaurus poke.'

Well, city slickers

how do you like ranch life?

It's great, Uncle Tex.

All this healthy fresh air and sunshine.

I tell you, there's nothing like the outdoors

for giving a man a real lift.

Help!

I'm being cownapped!

(Barney) 'Stop that, Bamm-Bamm.'

'Oh, uh, sorry, Tex.'

'He's been watching too many of those westerns on TV.'

That's okay.

[laughing] Boy's got real frontier spirit.

Why, one of these days

'he'll probably have his own vigilante committee.'

Yeah, Uncle Tex, but by that time

Billy The Kidder will have stolen

'every one of your cowasauruses.'

You can say that again.

Why, the way he's been going..

Wait a minute, boys!

'Your rich uncle has an idea.'

An idea, rich uncle?

(Tex) 'I got the perfect way'

'to trap Billy and his mangy rustlers'

and you two are gonna help.

Us? Uh, capture Billy?

- What about the sheriff? - Yeah.

Well, we wouldn't wanna horn in on his job.

Hey, uh, how about the Texarock rangers?

Uh, they love taking risks.

Boys, I go by the code of the old West.

You got an enemy, you takes care of him yourself.

Oh. Well, then good luck, Uncle Tex.

Yeah, let us know how you make out.

Don't worry about a thing, partners.

You just meet me in the barn tonight

and we'll rig up a surprise for Billy.

Ha ha! Yahoo ooh ooh ooh!

You know, Barney, I'd like to get my hands

on whoever said, "Go West, young man."

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Come on, boys. Hurry up. Time's a-wastin'.

You know, Uncle Tex, this scheme of yours

I'm-I'm beginning to have my doubts.

Yeah. Me too.

I mean, us dressing up as a cowasaurus?

It strikes me as kind of extreme.

Yeah.

I'll tell you boys

with you acting as my decoy

Billy The Kidder is as good as captured.

[laughing]

'Now, are you for me or agin me?'

(Barney) 'Okay, Uncle Tex, I'm for you.'

(Fred) 'Hold it, Barney!'

'I will be the front part. You can be the--'

Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not taking a back seat to anybody.

(Fred) 'Sorry, Barney, we are casting by type'

and you are making up the rear.

(Barney) Uh-uh, Fred. It's the front or nothing.

Okay, Barney, you asked for it.

A free nose job.

On second thought, there's probably more room in the back.

(Fred) Come on. Follow me and stay close.

(Barney) Yeah, yeah. Sure, Fred.

(Fred) Well, Uncle Tex, do we look authentic?

Don't chew your cud so hard, Fred.

It's a dead giveaway.

(Barney) How do you like my tail, Uncle Tex?

(Fred) Ow! Watch out with that thing.

(Barney) Oh, I'm, uh, sorry, Fred.

Uh, I just don't know my own strength.

Okay, now, Fred, let's go over the signal.

Remember, when Billy and his gang

get set to grab you, you go

"Moo moo, moo moo moo."

(Fred) I go, "Moo moo, moo moo moo."

- Got it. - Perfect.

Now, when Blister and I hear that

we'll come charging down from the hayloft.

(Barney) Moo moo, moo moo moo.

(Fred) Quiet, Barney.

Remember, I got the speaking part.

You're just an extra.

Okay, boys.

I'd better be gettin' up to my hiding place.

Good luck.

(Fred) Moo moo, moo moo moo.

Gotta hand it to you, Fred.

You learn fast. Ha-ha-ha!

(Fred) Shh! Quiet, Barney. You'll give us away.

Barney, cut that out!

(Barney) Well, gee, Fred, I feel itchy.

Maybe if we move around a little

I won't have to scratch.

(Fred) Okay, but stay close.

(Barney) Sure, Fred. Real togetherness.

[Barney laughing]

(Fred) And be quiet, Barney.

Uh-oh! Pardon us.

I-I mean me.

Uh-oh, Barney. He's following us.

I think we got him mad.

[kissing]

(Fred) Hey! Cut that out! Who do you think you are?

"Carmen."

[Fred laughing]

What do you know, Barney? He's a she.

[kissing]

[Fred laughing] She's tickling me.

(Barney) Gotta hand it to you, Fred.

You always had a way with the ladies.

[both laughing]

[mooing]

Hey, let's step on it.

Get the herd into the truck and keep 'em quiet.

Right, Billy.

(male 2) 'Quiet, you cowasauruses.'

(Barney) Gee, it's quiet. I don't like it.

(Fred) Hold it, Barney. It's him.

Billy The Kidder.

Hey, there's another one.

Yeah, and what a homely one.

Homely shmomely.

He's worth his weight in sirloin. Grab him.

Sure, boss.

(Barney) Hey, they're coming for us, Fred.

Give Uncle Tex the signal.

(Fred) Signal? Signal! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Moo moo moo moo--

- 'Keep him quiet.' - 'Right, Billy.'

(Billy) You only got half of him. Give me that.

thud

(Fred) Moo moo moo!

What? What?

Moo moo m--

thud

(Barney) Hey, Fred! Fred! Th-the signal!

Th-the signal!

thud

(Fred) Moo moo moo.

Moo moo moo--

(Billy) 'I've never seen such stubborn cowasauruses.'

thud

Alright, you guys.

Put him in the truck.

We ain't wastin' nothin'.

[Billy laughing]

(Billy) 'I've done it again, boys.'

[laughing] Yeah.

This calls for a little celebration.

Here, boys. The smokes are on me.

- 'Thanks, Billy.' - 'Light, Sladestone.'

Thank you.

boom

(Billy) 'Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You fell for it.'

'You guys are dumber'

'than our cowasauruses back there.'

[instrumental music]

[mooing]

Okay. Go feed 'em, Sladestone.

I don't get it, Billy. Why feed 'em?

You dope, if they gain weight

we get more money for them at the market.

Right, boss. Will do.

Okay, you cows, dinner's served.

And eat hearty.

[mooing]

(Barney) Hey, Fred, you better go over and eat with the other cows.

(Fred) Oh, yeah? Well, they're not making me eat that stuff.

Hey! That one over there's not eating.

Better tell Billy.

Hey, boss, there's one not eating.

Oh, is that so? Well, we'll see about that.

(Billy) 'Oh, it's you again, is it?'

Get over there and eat.

What, are you on a low-calorie diet or something?

(Barney) Hey, he's talking to us, Fred. You'd better get over there.

(Fred) I'm going. I'm going.

- But you'd better come too. - Yeah, natch.

(male 2) 'You know, boss, there's something strange'

'about that one.'

[burp]

You see, boss? You see what I mean?

Yeah. There's always one wise guy cow.

Come on. We got work to do.

Get the branding iron, Sladestone.

Yeah. Sure.

(Barney) Act nonchalant, Fred. Makes it more convincing.

(Fred) Moo, moo.

[kissing]

(Fred) Carmen, cut that out!

We'll put our brand right over the Rockadollar brand.

Here's a branding iron, Billy. Who's first?

(Billy) 'We might as well start with the troublemaker.'

Okay, boss.

- Yeouch! - Barney, what happened?

(Barney) I'll tell you later. Let's get out of here!

Gee, a talking cowasaurus.

Cowasaurus, nothing.

That's probably deputies. Let's get 'em!

(Barney) Hey, faster, Fred. I think they're gaining on us.

(Fred) We're coming to a fence, Barney!

Jump for your life!

(Barney) Hey! Hey, Fred, m-my tail's caught.

G-give it all you got! Harder! Harder!

(Fred) Let go! Let go!

Hurry up, Barney.

(Barney) W-wait up, Fred. I-I can't see.

(Fred) Over here, Barney! Over here!

clang

(Fred) Oh, what a lucky break.

We'll lose ourselves in this herd.

(Barney) Another herd? Oh, a few more days of this

and we'll start giving milk.

Hey, they're in that herd of cowasauruses

tryin' to pass themselves off.

They all look the same, Billy. How do we tell?

Process of elimination.

And when I find 'em, I'm gonna eliminate 'em.

Okay, open up! Anybody down there?

[mooing]

Alright. You pass. Next.

(Barney) Hey, what do we do, Fred? He's comin' to us.

(Fred) We'll just have to fake it.

- Open up. - Moo moo.

Yeah, this one looks okay. Next.

[Barney sneezing]

Aha! Got him!

Thought you could fool me, didn't you, deputies?

Hi. We were just on our way to a masquerade party.

[both laughing]

(Billy) 'Well, you two are going to a party, alright.'

'Get the rope, Sladestone.'

No. No, Billy!

You can't string us up without a license.

That's a misdemeanor. You could be fined.

[laughing]

I'll take the chance, boys.

[mooing]

(Billy) 'Oh! Mad cowasaurus!'

'Let's scram out of here!'

(Fred) 'It's Carmen, Barney!'

'Atta girl! Sic 'em, tiger!'

She's gaining on us!

Quick, quick! Into that barn!

thud

crash

Hey, how do you like that, Fred?

She's captured Billy and his gang.

(Fred) 'Yeah. I'll say.'

'Get a rope, Barney. We'll tie 'em up.'

'Carmen, you've saved our lives'

'and we'll never forget you.'

[mooing]

[kissing]

Fred, we were so worried about you.

Thank goodness they're both okay.

I'll say they are.

Look what they've captured.

'I'm gonna reward you boys for this.'

Tell me how you did it.

Well, you see, Uncle Tex, it was Carmen here who..

D-did you say reward?

Yep. Something really valuable.

Now, tell us about it.

Yeah, well, uh, I slugged it out with Billy.

- A brutal battle! - Fred!

And I, uh, took care of the other two.

Karate, uh, right on their--

Barney!

Fred Flintstone, is this all true?

Well, uh, no.

If you wanna get technical

Carmen is the real hero. I mean, heroine.

[kissing]

Yeah, now, stop it, Carmen!

Not in front of the missus!

[laughing]

Isn't this a darling picture of Pebbles and Uncle Tex?

(Betty) 'Isn't this precious?'

'Bamm-Bamm holding Uncle Tex up by one leg.'

Uncle Tex, Uncle Tex. What a cheapskate.

Promising us a reward

for helping to capture Billy The Kidder

and what do we get?

A big nothing. Phooey on Uncle Tex.

(Wilma) 'Come in.'

(male 3) 'Express from Texarock'

to Flintstone and Rubble.

(Fred) 'Texarock?'

'Why, it must be from dear old Uncle Tex.'

He sent our reward.

It looks like a piano.

Or a combination washer and color TV.

Good old Uncle Tex.

I knew he'd come through a winner.

thud

[kissing]

Carmen! Oh, no!

Hey, what're we gonna do with her, Fred?

(Fred) I'll tell you what we're doing!

We're shipping her straight back to Texarock!

thud

[snorting]

(Fred) 'Carmen! Carmen! Back in the crate!'

Help! Help!

Somebody do something!

Don't worry, Fred!

She'll tire herself out by tonight.

Just goes to show you, Betty.

There's nothing worse than a spurned female.

[all laughing]

[theme music]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

thud thud thud

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