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[babbling]

[snoring]

(Wilma) 'Fred! Oh, Fred!'

[mumbling] I'm out here, Wilma, t-taking care of Pebbles.

[babbling]

Fred, do you know what day this is?

(Fred) 'Certainly. It's Saturday.'

Right. The day you mow the lawn.

Okay, okay.

Bye-bye, dada.

Come on, Pebbles.

Let's go in and have our lunch.

I want grape ju..

Of course we'll have grape juice.

[theme song]

[siren blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Boy, do I hate Saturdays.

Listen to him, will ya?

I do all the work, and he hates Saturdays.

And I made a list of other things to do.

"Trim the hedge, finish painting the garage, fix the roof--"

Alright. Alright. I can read it.

For once, I want you to do more than read it.

- I want you to do it. - I will, I will.

(Wilma) 'Fred, this is getting serious.'

The roof is in terrible shape

and the water heater's gonna go any minute.

I know, and I'll get around to it!

That's what he always says.

(Wilma) That's what you always say, Fred.

Ever since we've lived in this house

I've been after you to fix things

and I can never get you to do it.

Look, Wilma, I am not a machine, you know?

I work all week at the quarry.

Do I have to work every weekend at home?

[babbling]

(Fred) You know something, Wilma

we oughta junk this place

and move into an apartment.

- An apartment? - Why not?

In an apartment, a man is king.

No lawns to mow, no roofs to repair.

If anything needs fixin', you just press a button

and some flunky comes and does it.

Don't kid yourself, Fred.

You'd never be happy in an apartment.

(Fred) '"Bedrock Towers.'

"New ultra-modern apartments.

Push-button living at its finest."

There you are, Barney

just like I was telling Wilma.

"Push-button living."

That's for me.

I dunno, Fred.

It looks like they get an awful lot

for these apartments.

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

That's what we're getting

for these apartments, Mr. Flintstone.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Would you care to see one of them?

Well, yeah.

I don't usually show apartments myself.

I leave that to my resident stationary engineer.

Third floor, please.

Three.

'Wake up, Otis. I said three.'

'And make it snappy.'

Come to think of it, perhaps you'd prefer

the vacancy on the fifth floor.

Fifth floor, please.

Uh, make that the fifth floor.

'The fifth floor.'

Oh, wait, I just remembered, 5B has been rented.

I'll show you the apartment on the fourth floor.

Make that the fourth floor, please.

Forget about the fifth floor.

'Now he wants the fourth.'

I wish he'd make up his mind.

Here we are. Fourth floor, and apartment 4B.

Wow, Fred. An automatic door.

[panting]

Automatic, nothing.

This is hard work.

Notice the view, gentlemen.

'On a clear day, you can see'

clear across the swamp to the tar pits.

I'm sorry if it's a bit stuffy in here.

The place has been closed up.

(Barney) I'll open a window.

[Barney grunting]

You know, I think it's stuck.

Ta ta.

Gee, an automatic window too.

At Bedrock Towers, everything is automatic.

The oven.

(Fred) 'Wow. An automatic oven lighter.'

The ice box.

Would you close the door, Mac?

It makes it kind of drafty in here. Brr!

Uh, excuse me.

Boy, this is really livin'.

Hey, uh, what's this for?

That's the automatic vacuum system.

I'll show you how it works.

Hey! Some suction.

Yike!

Whoops! I'll turn it off.

(Rockroll) I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Rubble.

I'll have the vacuum adjusted as soon as

I get a new resident stationary engineer.

Why did the old one leave?

Who knows? It's really a cushy job.

Nothing to do but mingle with the tenants.

You know, play host.

That's all?

For which he gets a free apartment.

Free apartment?

(Rockroll) 'Plus a handsome salary, and tips.'

No kidding.

Ahem, look, Mr. Rockroll

uh, about this resident stationary, uh, whatever he is

you got anybody in mind for the position?

Well, no, but I can't engage just anybody.

I need a man with a fine background

personality, tact

the ability to handle people, make decisions.

- A man with a good education. - 'Ah, Mr. Rockroll?'

- Yes. - I, uh, I went to school--

You're hired!

Yes, sir, Barney

I can just see the look on Wilma's face

when I tell her I am the Bedrock Tower's

new resident stationary engineer.

Gee, Fred, I don't know how she's gonna feel

about being married to a janitor.

A janitor?

(Fred) 'What's this janitor jazz?'

I'm replacing a guy who had a good education

lots of personality and tact

was good at handling people and making decisions.

Oh, yes? Where is this character now?

'Running for the senate?'

No, it so happens he made enough money

to build his own apartment house.

Just on tips.

Oh, brother.

Now I've heard everything.

(Fred) 'No, you haven't, Wilma.'

'You haven't heard me say, "Pack up all your junk.'

- We are moving." - Moving?

That's right. A free apartment goes with this job.

- But, Fred! - Think of it, Wilma.

I'll keep my job at the quarry.

And I'll be getting two salaries.

And on top of that, we can rent this house.

I tell ya, Wilma, the loot will just be rollin' in.

[door opening]

Fred, Barney told me the news.

About me accepting the position

of resident stationary engineer?

Yes, just think that great big building

and our Fred.

- The janitor. - Not jani--!

- We know. - We know.

- Resident stationary engineer. - Resident stationary engineer.

Fred's really made up his mind, Betty.

We move to the Bedrock Towers tomorrow.

I, I don't know what to say, Wilma.

I'm going to miss you so

and Bamm-Bamm will miss Pebbles terribly.

Won't you, Bamm-Bamm?

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm-Bamm! Bamm!

(Betty) 'And Hopperoo, she's gonna miss Dino.'

[whimpering]

[sniffling]

honk honk

(Wilma) Well, there's one thing to be thankful for.

Bedrock Towers isn't too far away.

Yes. And you're lucky Fred found someone to rent your house.

Here you are, Flintstone.

The first and last month's rent.

Thank you, Mr. Rathrock.

Eh, one thing, uh, how's the roof?

The roof? Uh..

'Sound as the rock of Gibraltar.'

Another thing. I do a lot of washing.

'How's the plumbing?'

Eh..

One thing I can honestly say, Mrs. Rathrock

as long as I've lived here

'I have never once had to fix the plumbing.'

That's nice.

[instrumental music]

There it is, Wilma. Our new home.

It certainly is an impressive building.

It sure is. I'll run it for you, like I belong here.

Hey, buddy. Can't you read that sign?

'It says "No Parking."'

(Fred) 'Oh, that's alright, officer.'

I happen to be the new resident stationary engineer.

I don't care if you are the janitor.

'The sign says "No Parking," so get moving.'

Oh, boy.

We'll look at our apartment first, Wilma

then I'll unload the trailer.

Resident stationary engineer's suite, please.

Take her down.

Fred, just where is our apartment?

Uh, I meant to tell you, honey.

It's in the sub-basement.

Sub-basement!

Well, at least we won't have to worry

about Pebbles falling out of the window.

[babbling]

Well, here we are.

Welcome to the black hole of Calcutta.

It's probably just a burned out light.

Why don't you call the janitor and have him fix it?

Yeah, I'll do that the first thing in the morn..

Alright, Wilma.

Nobody likes a smart aleck.

[giggles] Sorry, Fred. I'll try to behave.

Careful with the dishes, Wilma.

We don't want to...break anything.

Hey, time to get to work at the quarry.

'I don't want to be late.'

Before you go, Fred

what is this thing?

That? Uh..

'That's probably the intercom system.'

'You know, for the tenants to call when they need something.'

(Wilma) 'Well, what if someone calls while you're gone?'

(Fred) 'Oh, don't worry about it, Wilma.'

'Nobody's gonna call.'

'Everything in the building is automatic.'

Oh, sure.

- Everything's automatic? - Sure.

If you should get a call, it'll just be someone wantin' advice.

Like you're the hostess here.

- Oh, alright, dear. - Yup.

And to me you are the hostess with the mostest.

Goodbye, honey. I'm off to job number two.

Ha-ha! And salary number two!

[laughing]

You know, Pebbles, I shouldn't admit it

but sometimes your father

is a pretty smart operator.

[telephone ringing]

Oh, my gosh!

squawk

Uh, uh, hello?

Uh, why, no, he's not here right now.

What? Your garbage disposer is topped up?

Gosh, I'm sorry to hear that.

Why don't you just press a button?

'Oh, you did.'

'Well, uh, why don't I come up?'

'I'm sure I can fix it.'

Oh, sure.

Pebbles, mommy will just be a minute.

[telephone ringing]

Hello? What?

Your air conditioner isn't working?

Oh, my gosh. I don't know.

'Uh, well, I have to go up there anyway'

'so I'll drop by.'

Dino, take good care of Pebbles.

I'll be right back.

[barking]

[telephone ringing]

(Wilma) 'Hello? Your hot water heater?'

Yes, sir, Joe, it's like stealing.

Nothin' to do, a free apartment.

[laughing] Who says Christmas only comes once a year?

[laughing]

[clanking]

How much longer are you going to be?

I'm entertaining my bridge club for lunch.

Oh, dear.

The only thing that worries me about the job

is that apartment living is liable to spoil Wilma.

(male 1) 'Hey, lady!'

When you're finished with that

there's a couple of leaky faucets

in the bathroom need fixin'.

Wilma, I'm home!

What you've been doin' with yourself all day?

bang

You wanna know what I've been doing all day?

Well, I'll tell you.

It's that-that thing.

Somebody's been calling every two minutes.

Oh, yeah? Tenants wantin' advice, huh?

You don't know the half of it.

[telephone ringing]

What was that?

(Wilma) 'That thing.'

squawk

(Wilma) 'There it goes again.'

I'll handle this, Wilma.

After all, those tenants are payin' a lotta rent.

They're entitled to a little consideration.

Hello. Resident stationary engineer speakin'.

All stopped up?

Well, why tell me about it?

Uh, I-I mean, okay.

I'll be up in a while. Have a look at it.

Fred, that's been going on all day.

Yeah? Well, what's for dinner, honey? I'm starved.

[telephone ringing]

(Fred) Yeah?

Your water pipe busted?

Well, look, buddy, I'm just sittin' down to dinner.

Can't it wait?

I mean, is it serious?

splash

Okay, okay, I got the message.

I'll be right up.

Keep my dinner hot, Wilma

I'll be back in a minute.

Please hurry, Fred.

Betty and Barney are coming over later.

Good. Barney and I can play a little pinochle.

I don't know what's keeping Fred.

He's been up there for two hours.

Well, uh, you know Fred, Wilma

probably socializing with the tenants.

(Fred) Oh, boy.

(Wilma) 'Fred, are you alright?'

I guess so.

Hiya, Betty. Hiya, Barn.

Sit down. I'll get your dinner right away.

Yeah, yeah, dinner.

[telephone ringing]

(Wilma) 'Oh, no. Not again.'

I'll get it.

Fred, I don't care who it is or what they want

you've got to have your dinner.

You're right. Watch me get rid of them.

Flintstone speaking. And whatever you want done can..

Oh, hiya, Mr. Rockroll.

It's the owner.

No, you're not disturbin' me, Mr. Rockroll.

I was just sittin' here eatin'.

'Huh? Oh, sure, sure.'

'I'll take care of it right away.'

Fred, what about your dinner?

(Fred) 'Uh, this'll only take a minute, honey.'

I just gotta take care of a burned out light.

May I be of some assistance, Fred?

(Fred) 'Yeah, come on. You can hold the ladder.'

What's with that guy? I don't see any light out.

Hey, Fred, look up there.

(Fred) 'Oh, boy. One of those candles must be out.'

Watch it, Barney. Will you hold the ladder steady!

I'm doin' the best I can, Fred.

Okay. Now, hold it.

'I'm comin' down.'

Just a minute, Fred. I-I'm losing the balance.

Help!

snap

thud

Well, it's about time you got here.

I've been pushing this button for ten minutes.

Oh, boy.

Better hurry, Fred, you'll be late

for your job at the quarry.

[yawns] Oh, boy, am I bushed.

I got to bed only an hour ago.

(Wilma) 'I'm beginning to think holding down two jobs'

'isn't such a good idea.'

Oh, don't worry, Wilma.

'I'll get used to it.'

Here's your coffee, Fred.

[snoring]

Fred, wake up!

[snoring]

[mumbling]

[snoring]

[honking]

Yes, ma'am. Right away. I'll have it fixed in a jiffy.

[honking]

Huh? What?

Any particular shade of green light

you're waiting for, sonny?

Alright, lady.

[snoring]

[muttering]

Oh, say, I made pretty good time today.

Hey, Flintstone, how you doing on that other job?

Dough's really rolling in, huh?

Yeah, I really got it made.

Yeah, I got it made, alright.

I got it made so much I can't work today.

I'm gonna ask the boss for the day off.

(Slate) 'Rimrock, this is the third time this week'

'you've fallen asleep on the job.'

- 'But, Mr. Slate--' - No buts about it.

You're fired. Now, get going!

(Rimrock) 'I'm goin'. I'm goin'.'

Hello, hiya, Flintstone.

How do you like that guy?

Know what he's been doing?

Moonlighting!

Holding down two jobs.

[laughs] How about that?

(Slate) 'What do you want, Flintstone?'

Yeah, who, me? Uh, nothin'.

Hey, I'm glad you're here.

You can keep an eye on things.

My wife wants me to go look at an apartment.

- 'An apartment?' - Yeah, that new one.

Uh, what do they call it?

The Bedrock Towers.

- 'Know anything about it?' - No!

Uh, I mean, why should I know anything about it?

I don't know why she wants to move to an apartment.

I'm happy in my house.

Oh, well. I'll look at it anyway.

Oh, boy, there's no one there to show him an apartment!

I better get over there right away.

I can't let Mr. Slate know I'm workin' two jobs.

I need a disguise.

Hey, that's what I need, a wig!

'He won't know me with one of them on.'

- Yes? - I need a wig.

Oh, I'll say. The one you're wearing looks kind of ratty.

Okay, wise guy. Just hurry up and give me a wig.

Here. Try this one.

Great. I'll take it. Here's the dough.

Oh, I'll need this too.

Hey!

[laughs] The joke's on him.

That mustache was real.

Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

(Slate) Hello? Anybody here?

- Uh, may I be of service? - Yes.

I'm thinking of renting an apartment.

Sorry, sir. There's nothing available except the penthouse.

And you wouldn't be interested in that.

Extremely expensive, you know?

Well, I didn't want to go too high.

I don't blame you, sir. Goodbye.

(Slate) 'But now that I'm here'

'I might as well look at it.'

Uh...yeah.

Alright. Shall we walk up?

(Slate) 'Walk? What's wrong with the elevator?'

Elevator?

Oh, I say, you are spoofy.

Why, the elevator hasn't worked in months.

But it, but it's ten stories.

How about that? Ho ho ho!

If you can't make it

we'll just forget about it.

(Slate) 'What do you mean, can't make it?'

This is great exercise.

'I wouldn't care if you never fixed the elevator.'

Oh, boy.

(Slate) 'So this is the penthouse.'

If you can call it that.

Not much for the dough they're asking, eh, sir?

Uh, well, you're right.

The rooms are rather small.

They're also flimsy.

You could knock these walls down with a feather.

Watch!

See what I mean? They're made of paper.

Ow!

Why, you..

crash

Do you know what you've just done?

You've improved this apartment 100%.

That's what it needed. A larger room.

boing

Oh, that's what I needed, a larger head.

Is this the master bedroom?

It's been called that.

Isn't this a ridiculous paint job?

Salmon pink and orange.

Great! They're my wife's favorite colors.

Oh.

Well, one more thing--

You don't have to sell me anymore.

I'll take it.

Isn't that just my luck, Wilma?

Having Mr. Slate move in?

If he ever finds out I'm moonlighting this job

he'll fire me for sure.

[telephone ringing]

- Shut up! - 'Oh, dear.'

(Wilma) 'Even on Saturday they won't leave you alone.'

squawk

I'll get it.

Yes? Alright. I'll tell him.

Fred. That was Mr. Rockroll, the owner.

What does he want now?

(Wilma) 'He says it's Saturday.'

'He wants you to mow the lawn.'

Oh, boy.

Okay. I just hope Mr. Slate doesn't see me.

With this superpower lawnmower

it shouldn't take you more than two hours to mow this lawn.

Right, Mr. Rockroll.

If you need me, I'll be over there

having a picnic with my family.

Okay, Mr. Rockroll.

Yeah, this apartment living is great.

Imagine having a putting green in your own backyard.

Flintstone!

Huh? Uh, hiya, Mr. Slate.

Well, I never expected to see you

in this, uh, nice neighborhood.

[chuckling] I-I was just taking a walk.

Well, as long as you're here you might as well

come up and see my new apartment.

Well, uh..

I guess I can come up for a minute.

Hey, tell me, how do you like the penthouse?

Oh, we like it!

How'd you know I live in the penthouse?

Uh, oh, w-where else would a man like you live?

(Slate) 'Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right.'

'Let's go.'

What a lovely day for a picnic.

Help!

Flintstone!

(Slate) 'Oh, lamby pie.'

Guess who I ran into downstairs.

Fred Flintstone.

In this neighborhood?

Oh, I'm glad you're back.

There's something wrong with the kitchen sink.

'You'd better ring for the janitor.'

No. I-I mean, why not let me take a look at it?

Here's your trouble, it's just the bolt that's loose.

Let me call the janitor.

After all, that's what he's for.

Oh, please, Mr. Slate.

It's just a simple operation.

All I have to do is twist this, like this, and..

Now look what you've done.

I'd better get the janitor.

No, no. Don't do that.

I-I'll go get him!

I say, what have we here? A bit of trouble with the pipes?

No. We're bathing.

I hope you brought a beach ball!

(Fred) 'Oh, I shall have this fixed in a jiffy, sir.'

All I do is twist this, and..

Oops!

'That made it worse. I'll need help.'

I'll call Flintstone.

I'll get him. You stay here and bail!

(Slate) 'Oh, Mr. Flintstone!'

'Mr. Flintstone!'

(Fred) Here I am, Mr. Slate.

Where's the janitor?

Didn't he come back with you?

Oh, I don't need him to fix this.

What's going on here?

You're ruining my building.

Don't tell me! Flintstone did it.

Flintstone? Why he ought to be fired.

I agree with you.

I believe I've got it.

It's fixed.

Why, it's you!

Say, why don't you drop in at my quarry?

I could use a smart guy like you.

There's gonna be a job open.

Oh, I couldn't do that.

Actually, it was Flintstone, told me how to fix this.

He's one of the smartest men I've ever met.

Really?

Well, maybe I've taken Flintstone too much for granted.

I'll have to be nicer to him.

I'm getting rid of that clunk head janitor.

How'd you like to be my new resident stationary engineer?

I'll show you how I'd like it.

[scatting]

- Fred! - Hiya, pal.

You'll be happy to know I've resigned my position

as resident stationary engineer.

Great, Fred. That means you'll be moving back to your house.

That's right, Barn, uh, except for a technicality.

You see, I gave the guy a lease.

'I was hoping you could put us up temporarily.'

Oh, sure, Fred. We'd be glad to.

Yes, sir, it'll sure be nice

moving back into my own house.

I know what you mean, Fred, uh

incidentally, when will that be?

Well, let's see, they leased the place for a year.

That means they gotta be outta here in 364 days.

Yeah. Meanwhile, I'll be glad to help out while I'm here.

Good. You can start today. It's Saturday.

- Doing what? - What else?

Mowing the lawn.

[laughing]

Oh, boy.

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

thud thud thud

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