All language subtitles for The Flintstones s05e14 Adobe Dick.eng

Come on now, Pebbles, eat up your rock krispies

'or daddy won't catch you a fish.'

Ah! Fish.

Goo-ga, fish, fish.

slurp slurp slurp

(Wilma) 'Now, wasn't that cereal good?'

- Fish, goo-ga, fish. - That's right.

Daddy and all the Water Buffaloes are going fishing.

Here, have a little sip of grape juice.

[babbling]

gulp gulp gulp

arf arf arf

(Wilma) 'Alright, Dino, I get the message.'

'I'll feed you in a second.'

Here I am, Wilma, all ready to do battle

with the monsters of the deep.

[laughing] Okay, all you baracuties and octapussycats.

Here's where you get yours.

- How do I look, Wilma? - 'Just great.'

Nobody would ever believe that this is the first time

you ever went fishing.

Shh. Not so loud.

Barney and all the other guys think I'm a pro.

(Fred) 'That's why they left it up to me to charter the boat.'

Why do I always get stuck with the amateurs?

(both) Yeah. Us, too.

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[babbling]

Fish, fish.

Hi, sweetheart.

And what's my little girl having for breakfast?

Goo-ga, fish, fish.

[laughing] That's cute but not today.

I'll tell you, Pebbles dear

when daddy comes home from the fishing trip

'he's gonna bring you a pretty big fish.'

- 'Goodbye, Wilma.' - Fred.

Haven't you, uh, forgotten something?

Let's see. My pole, my anchor, my tackle.

My.. My, my..

Oh, I-I knew it all the time. Heh heh.

(Fred) 'There's your mommy, honey.'

Keep that frying pan hot, Wilma.

I'm gonna bring back something really big.

(Wilma) 'Yes, dear.'

Barney isn't out yet.

Might as well get in a little practice.

creak

[yelping]

[grunts]

[yelping]

Oh, boy.

I'm not even at the ocean and I already hooked something.

And it's really big.

[yelping]

Eh, what's a matter, Hoppy? What's the matter.

[Hoppy yelping]

(Barney) 'Hang on, Hoppy.'

thud

I'll help you.

[grunting]

It's no use, fish.

You're not gettin' away from Flintstone.

Ooh! Feels like two of them gangin' up on me.

thud

I don't know, Hoppy.

Whatever it is must be taking vitamins.

[babbling]

Bamm-Bamm, stay out of the way, son, you'll get hurt.

[babbling]

crash

Oh, boy, what a strong son that Bamm-Bamm is.

Hey, Fred, it's you. I didn't even hear you knock.

I'll knock you, Barney.

You're tryin' to kill me?

Now, let's get going, or we'll miss the boat.

Oh, Barney. Here, dear.

You forgot to take your camera.

- Oh, uh, thanks, Betty. - Oh, good morning, Fred.

- I didn't hear you come in. - Morning, Betty.

(Barney) 'Hey, Fred, you see my new Polorock camera?'

Uh, you snap a picture and it develops

right inside the camera.

A simpleton can do it.

(Fred) 'Yeah, Barney, it was made for you.'

Now, let's get down on the dock

or the Grand Poobah is gonna be furious.

Oh, one second, Fred.

I wanna take a farewell picture of my lovely spouse.

Oh, Barney.

[giggles]

You're so sentimental.

'Okay, you love birds'

I'll wait in the car.

Now don't take all day, Barney.

Okay, Betty, say cheese rock.

"Cheese rock."

Beautiful.

This could make the cover of "Playrock" magazine.

Uh, now, I'll just count.

One, two, three, four, five

six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

We open the back thusly and--

Voila.

Uh-oh. Another boo-boo.

(Betty) 'Not another picture of your finger, Barney'

Well, at least we didn't have to wait for it.

Here, put it in the album next to the color shot of my pinky.

[laughing]

Come on, Barney, the boat will leave without us.

Get a move on.

Beep, beep, beep.

Take it easy, bub. I'm only skin and feathers, you know?

Okay, Barney, you've had it. I'm taking off.

See you on the boat.

Hey, wait. W-wait, Fred, I-I'm coming.

Fred, F-Fred, slow down, Fred. Wait for me.

Oh, boy.

Why do I put up with him?

creak

Nice casting, Fred, but, uh, I got a question.

What's that?

How did you know I was in season?

[laughing]

[laughing]

You keep it up, Barney, you'll wow 'em

down at the emergency hospital.

Yeah, Barney, first I'll hook

one of those big fighting tunasauruses.

And, uh, then for a breather

I'll go after some, uh, oysters on the half shell.

- How about you? - Well me?

Well, uh, I'm either tryin' for some fillet of rock sole

or, uh, maybe I'll be lucky

and come up with some shrimp thermidors.

Oh, yeah!

I hear them shrimp thermidors put up quite a battle.

[laughing]

Hey, we better hurry.

If I know our Grand Poobah, he's already saying

"Where is that Flintstone and Rubble?"

Where is that Flintstone and Rubble?

Alright, relax, fellow Water Buffaloes.

[clears throat]

Now, as your Grand Poobah

I hereby make a motion

that whoever catches the biggest fish today

'gets ten dollars from the treasury.'

I second the motion.

All in favor, say, "Aye."

(in unison) 'Aye.'

Motion carried.

Now, where the heck is the boat that Flintstone--

Here they come now.

Flintstone and Rubble.

Hey, Fred, what are you doing?

- Hit the brakes. - They're not working.

Look out! Look out!

splash

Flintstone.

Have you ever considered donating

your body to science as of today?

[burbling] I second the motion.

burble burble

I'm sorry, fellas.

I'll tell you what, suppose I treat you to some bait?

All the worms are on me.

[laughing]

Hey, fellas, look! Here comes our boat.

[instrumental music]

You call this a living?

Don't blame me.

I told you we shouldn't have dropped out of high school.

Some boat you charted, Flintstone.

Who's the captain? Noah?

I-I-I d-don't know, sir.

Well, what's the name of that scowl?

Oh, it's, uh, uh--

Hey, hey, there it is, Fred, right on the hull.

(Fred) '"H.M.S. Bountystone."'

'Hmm. A Bountystone?'

Now, where have I seen that name?

Well, he was in that old movie, Fred

in the late, late, late, late, late, late, late, late show.

Hey, you remember they had this cruel captain

who said, uh..

Mr. Flintstone.

The name's Blah.

Captain Blah.

He must be kidding.

(Blah) 'Welcome aboard, mateys.'

Heave to, strike the mizzen.

'Batten down the hatches.'

(Blah) 'Alright, you landlubbers, we're ready to weigh anchor.'

'Now, stick to your quarters until I give the orders.'

Hey, look, Barney, did you ever see such a large fish?

"Adobe Dick," eh?

Oh, boy, he's some monster.

Aye, he's the most feared whaleasaurus of the seven seas.

A blood thirsty vicious man-eater.

A ruthless killer.

A carnivorous monster.

The scourge of the deep who will pound you to a pulp.

If you ever meet him.

Uh, yeah, but is he dangerous?

Eh, you think there's a chance of him showin' up?

Not a chance. He hasn't been seen in these waters for years.

Well, mateys, don't just stand there.

Weigh anchor!

- Aye aye, sir. - Uh, me too, sir.

Unfold the jib.

Poop the deck.

Point her North by North-West.

And steady as she goes.

Heave-ho!

Heave-ho!

Here she comes, Fred.

thud

Gee, what a homely looking anchor.

Let's get out of here.

Well, really, who were they expecting?

Brigitte Bardrock?

Gee.

Three hours out here in the broiling sun and not one bite.

Yeah, it's kinda frustratin'.

Hey, um, how about turnin' on the radio.

Maybe the ball game's on.

Yeah, good thinkin', Barney.

(male radio announcer) 'It's the last of the ninth, high score.'

'Base is loaded, Mickey Marble up.'

'The count is three and two.'

Oh, boy, three and two on Mickey Marble.

Come on, Mickey, belt it out.

splash

'Here's the pitch.'

'And there it goes.'

'It's a high one.'

'It's going, going, going..'

burble

Why you stupid, nincom--

How do you like that? Fred, that's a bad omen.

I'll bad omen you, Barney, I'll give you--

Uh, h-hold on, Fred, I got a nibble.

I-I've hooked somethin'.

[grunting]

Reel it in, Barney. Reel in.

(Barney) 'It's somethin' really big, Fred.'

It feels like, like a whole school.

- You block-head. - That's Rubble.

- Let's get him. - Throw him to the sharks.

Alright, alright, stop this.

Quiet down. Down, I say.

If there is anything I can't stand

it's lack of self-control.

(Grand Poobah) 'I have spoken.'

Sorry, Grand Poobah, we lost our heads.

Also our fishing rods.

It's okay, fellas.

Everyone's entitled to go berserk.

[laughing]

splash

Barney, when it comes to fishin'

you either have it or you don't.

Now, just watch this cast.

[instrumental music]

creak

Uh-oh, it's the Poobah!

Man overboard! Man overboard!

SOP! SOP!

Save our Poobah!

Don't panic, Poobah, I'll save you.

I'll get you for this, Flintstone.

Easy, Poobah, remember your self-control.

Hey, look at that, he caught a fish.

Wowie, what a catch. How'd he do it?

Shows what happens when you use the right kind of bait.

[laughing]

Quite a catch, eh, boys?

Well, I guess that takes care of the ten dollar prize.

- 'Thanks to you, Flintstone.' - You're welcome.

Yeah, but eat it in good health.

Come on, Barney, let's keep trying

and maybe we can top him and win the prize.

Forget it, Fred.

With all these guys aboard

we'll be lucky to come up

with a baby minnowsaurus.

Yeah, you're right. It's just too darn crowded.

Hey, I got an idea. Look!

(Barney) 'Uh, it's just an old lifeboat.'

(Fred) 'And we're borrowing it.'

We'll row somewhere where we can fish in private.

Just the two of us.

Gee, Fred, I didn't know you cared.

[both laughing]

Hey, uh, but what about Captain Blah?

If he catches us with that hook, it's..

[snarls]

I'll check on him right now.

He's probably asleep.

(Blah) 'Now as I was saying, miss.'

'Oh, yes, yes, how would you like to get into show business?'

Me, captain, in showbiz?

But I don't have any talent.

Relax, I'll set up a little audition

at the Hollyrock Aquarium.

The Hollyrock Aquarium?

(female 1) 'Ooh! I always wanted to swim there.'

(Blah) 'Now, baby, how about some music?'

'Something nice and nautical.'

'On my seagull stereo.'

It's not much of a job, but it sure keeps your beak sharp.

caw

(female 1) 'Oh, captain, you are the coolest.'

'We never do this underwater.'

You'll be a sensation at the Hollyrock Aquarium.

[laughing]

What's so funny?

All those landlubbers out there wasting their time fishing.

[both laughing]

Hey, Fred, what's with the captain?

Uh, he's dancing with a mermaid.

Oh, well, uh, that should keep him occupied for a while.

[instrumental music]

Stroke.

Stroke.

Mr. Rubble, put your back into it.

Stroke. Stroke.

Hey, Fred, I hate to intrude on your good nature

but when are you going to stroke?

- I'm gettin' tired. - No back talk, Mr. Rubble.

Stroke, stroke.

Sorry, captain, you stroke.

This is a mutiny.

(Fred) 'Mutiny, eh?'

'You get back to those oars, Mr. Rubble'

'or you'll get a snootful of this.'

Mutiny is over. Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke.

Hey, certainly a nice day for rowing, eh?

What did I tell you, Barney? We got a bite.

(Barney) 'Oh, reel it in, Fred. Don't let him get away.'

I'm reelin', I'm reelin'.

Get the net ready, Barney.

(Barney) 'I got it, Fred, got it.'

[grunting] Here it comes.

[Fred grunting] 'Look at him, Barney, a real fighting fish.'

'I got him, Fred.'

Oh, boy, what a scraper.

Gee, I was right, Fred.

Hey, Barney, look we landed on an island.

Yeah. Hey, uh, let's break out our box lunch.

Looks completely barren.

Not only that, but there's nothing here.

It must be off-season for tourists.

Anybody on this island? Speak up.

Yeah, I am. Come on, bring the lunch.

(Barney) 'Oh, right, Fred.'

chomp chomp chomp

Oh, boy. This is the life.

A pterodactyl leg.

An island and you.

[both laughing]

'Alright, keep crying for a while, Barney.'

I'm gonna take a nap.

(Barney) 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'

'Sure, Fred. Me, too.'

[snoring]

Barney, stop shaking the island.

It wasn't me, Fred.

Barney, I'm warning you.

For the last time, stop shaking the island.

But, but, but..

[snoring]

Uh-oh, Fred, that's water.

I think the island sprung a leak.

[grunting]

Barney, it's alive.

Uh, either that or the natives are restless.

Come on, Barney! Let's go!

Okay, Fred. Whose turn at the oars?

(Fred) 'Shut up and start stroking!'

(Fred) Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

[grunting]

(Fred) Oh, no. It's Adobe Dick!

(Barney) You're so right, Fred.

Let's bug outta here!

splash

[sighs] I guess we gave him the slip.

Yeah. Hey, hey, Fred, look.

It's a cave, dead ahead.

Let's row inside.

That monster will never find us in there.

[chuckles] Good thinking, Fred.

(Barney) Oh, boy, am I lucky to be with you.

splash

Oh, boy, this sure is a real deep cave, Fred.

Too bad we don't own it. We could charge admission.

I don't know, Barney. It looks kind of fishy.

Oh, no. Look!

(Barney) '"Jonah was here."'

Hey, Fred, that-that means, that-that means--

That means we're inside Adobe Dick, swallowed alive!

Yeah, and take a good look at those teeth!

- What about 'em? - No cavities.

[both laughing]

The only cavity in here is in your head!

Now, how are we gonna get out?

(Barney) 'Now, do-don't panic, Fred.'

'I'll shout for help.'

Help!

[echoing] Help!

Hey, you hear that? There must be somebody else down here.

Uh, Barney, that's only your echo!

I didn't know I had an echo.

? Yankee doodle went to town ?

? Riding a ponysaurus ?

Hey, smart echo, huh, Fred?

Of all the whales

we had to find one with a haunted stomach!

Hey, look at these ribs, Fred.

One thing you can say about him, he's really built!

knock knock knock

? Shave and a haircut bay rum ??

Stop that, Barney! You want to get him angry?

We're in trouble enough already. Look!

(Barney) '"Rots O' Ruck. Jonah."'

'Uh, looks like he's tryin' to tell us somethin'.'

Yeah, but what?

That light. It-it's comin' from up there.

Hey, look at that hole!

Must be from a harpoon.

Oh, poor fish.

No wonder he's mean.

That's his spout, you rock head!

When a whaleasaurus spouts water

that's where it comes from.

Oh, too bad we don't have a ladder.

We could climb up and out.

(Fred) 'Wait a minute! I got it!'

You got a ladder, Fred?

No, no, Barney, we'll build a fire

and send up smoke signals for help.

Good thinkin', Fred. And I know how to send 'em.

I used to be an eaglesaurus scout.

(Fred) 'Okay, scout, here's where you do a good deed.'

'Get the fire goin'.'

Roger.

puff puff

Okay, Barney. Fire's just right.

Send up the signal.

Er, uh, uh, how do we start the message, Fred?

"Dear sir," or "To whom it may concern?"

(Fred) 'Never mind the fancy stuff! Just signal for help.'

Help it is, Fred.

Uh, er, uh, how do you spell it?

H, like in hurry up!

[coughing]

Barney, faster! We'll, we'll suffocate!

[coughing]

All done, Fred. All done.

We should be getting an answer any minute now.

[coughing]

[groaning]

It's the smoke. He must be allergic to smoke!

[both coughing]

Maybe we should have used a filter.

Hold on for your life, Barney!

rumble

splash

Goodbye, Barney. It's been nice knowin' you.

splash

Poor Betty and Wilma.

They're practically widows and don't even know it.

splash

screech

Oh, boy! I think he's finally takin' a rest.

You okay, Barney?

Yeah, but one thing's for sure.

I'll never check into this motel again.

We got to get out of here before somethin' worse happens.

Yeah, like, he could burp us to death.

burp

Cut it out, Barney! Stop givin' him ideas!

Hey, look at this. A seagullasaurus feather.

You know, it might be worth a try.

What is, Fred?

Maybe we can tickle our way outta here.

Uh-oh. Fred, you're beginning to crack.

All this blubber's gettin' on your nerves.

'We'll see, Barney. Here goes!'

[chuckles]

It's workin', Barney!

[laughs]

Hey, I found another feather, Fred.

I'll be your assistant tickler.

[guffaws]

Faster! Faster, Barney! He's gettin' hysterical!

Ha ha ha.

Hey, he sure seems to be enjoyin' it.

Ha ha ha.

- 'Let's go, Barney!' - 'Right, Fred.'

Ha ha ha.

We made it, Barney.

Yeah, and look at Adobe Dick.

He laughed himself to sleep.

[snoring]

(Fred) 'Wait till the Grand Poobah sees us with this, Barney.'

'He'll double the prize money. What a catch!'

But, uh, but, uh, how do we show him to the Poobah?

He and the boys are still out on the boat.

Yeah, that's right, and by the time they get back

Adobe Dick may be headin' back to sea.

I got it! We'll take a picture of him!

(Barney) 'Yeah! And that'll prove it to everybody.'

Uh-oh. My polarock camera.

I left it inside, uh, you-know-who.

No problem there, Barney.

You just go right back in and get it.

Sorry, Fred, I hate being a party pooper

but I'm not goin'.

'Barney, would you rather have a snootful of this?'

[snoring]

Decisions, decisions.

I tell you what, Fred. Let me sleep on it, and I'll--

You will be sleepin' permanently, Barney.

Now, I'm starting the countdown.

Ten, nine, eight..

Here it is, Fred. Somebody up there likes me.

(Barney) 'Alright, now, Fred, smile.'

Eh, just a minute, Barney.

I'll put a smile on Adobe Dick.

Okay, Barney. Okay.

It's no use, Fred. It won't work.

I can't get the whole fish in.

(Fred) 'Then back up.'

Yeah. Well, why didn't I think of that?

'Still no good, Fred.'

'Uh, how about holding him up by the tail?'

Barney, I'm warnin' you!

Now, get further back and hurry before he wakes up.

Oh, it's startin' to look better, Fred.

Uh, just a second now, and I'll..

'Fred!'

[grunting]

Hey, Dick! Dick, come back!

H-here, boy! Please!

He's gone! Gone forever!

And nobody'll ever believe me!

There, there, now, Fred.

Gee. Cryin' over a little fish.

I'm tellin' you, Wilma, you should have seen that fish.

He was bigger than this whole neighborhood.

How big, Fred?

'Like I told you, bigger than this whole neighborhood!'

Ha ha ha. Oh, Fred!

Ha ha ha.

Won't anybody believe me?

It's true, but he got away.

He was the biggest fish in the world!

Ha ha ha.

(Fred) 'Okay, Dino, knock it off!'

Now, easy, Fred.

We've heard all kinds of fish stories, but yours..

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

- 'Wilma--' - Fred! Fred, it's okay!

What's okay, Barney?

I just remembered a picture

of you and Dick, I snapped it.

You mean, you got a picture of me and Adobe Dick on film?

'Yeah. I snapped it just before I fell off the cliff.'

Here. We'll take a look at it.

Barney, you are a real pal!

Oh, wait till you see this, Wilma!

We'll see who's tellin' the truth.

Voila!

(Barney) 'Uh-oh. There's my finger again.'

'Well, uh, better luck next time, Fred.'

Barney, come back here!

I'm gonna fix you for this!

N-now, calm yourself, Fred.

There'll be other trips, other whales.

I'll whale you, Barney!

Ho-hold it, Fred!

Got it, Fred. A real action picture.

Uh, how many prints do you want? How about some blow-ups?

Come back, I said! I'm warnin' you!

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

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