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[theme music]

[alarm blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Here, Betty, how about going to this show

"Doris Stone and Rock Boulder in Surfing Mothers?"

Okay. It sounds light and entertaining, anyway.

I'm not in the mood

for one of those think pictures.

Say, Wilma, where's my bowling ball?

I just put it down here a minute ago.

Oh, Bamm-Bamm has it, dear.

[babbling]

Bamm-Bamm, give me that ball this instant.

'You want to get hurt?'

[babbling]

Now, that's not for you.

[groans]

crash

Wilma, I'm surprised at you

letting a little kid like that play

with a heavy thing like this.

He could have hurt himself.

I'm sorry, dear.

(Fred) 'Well, girls, I'm off.'

Wish us luck.

This is one of the most important matches of the season.

How come you didn't go down early with Barney, Fred

for the practice session?

Well, frankly, Betty, I don't need it.

Barney needs it badly.

That hook of his has been wider than a corkscrew.

But my game is at such a high peak

'too much practice might make me go stale.'

Ohh!

Well, so long, girls.

Have a good time at the movie

and, uh, don't stay out too late.

We'll probably be home before you and Barney are, Fred.

Fine. See ya.

Isn't it funny how two grown men

can get so wrapped up in a game?

You'd think their life depended upon it.

Don't knock it, Betty.

At least it keeps them out of trouble.

[knocking on door]

That must be the baby-sitter.

Come in!

Hello, Mrs. Flintstone.

Hello, Mrs. Rubble.

(Wilma) 'Hi, Wednesday.'

I'm sorry I'm late.

But there was such a commotion

over at the Rock Towers Hotel.

I just had to stop for a minute

to see what was going on.

A commotion? What was it?

I don't know exactly

'but this big, long car drove up'

and this important-looking man got out

and he looked like a king.

- 'Really!' - A king?

In Bedrock?

What would a king be doing in Bedrock?

I don't know, Mrs. Rubble

but he sure looked like a king.

And everyone was bowing.

Ooh! It was so exciting!

[chuckles] Oh, Wednesday

sometimes I think teenagers

just have too much imagination.

Well, we'll be going now.

You sure you can handle everything, Wednesday?

Oh, don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Flintstone.

It'll be just like you were here yourself.

[giggles]

Good. Bye, kids.

Bye.

[babbling]

[babbling]

(Betty) 'We won't be too late.'

We're just going to a movie.

Oh, sure.

Just don't worry about a thing.

I'm on the job, you know.

whirr whirr

rattle rattle

Hi, Tuesday.

This is Wednesday.

Yeah, they're gone.

Oh, sure, we got a couple of hours easy.

Now where were we?

Oh, yeah, talking about Cliff.

(male 1) 'I am fed up!'

'You think it's easy being king?'

'Well, it isn't.'

'I don't like being cooped up in this hotel.'

I need to go out and have some fun.

A little relaxation once in a while.

All work and no play makes the king a dull boy.

But think of your responsibilities, Your Majesty.

Think of all your subjects who love you.

twang

Oh, yes?

How do you explain this?

This happens at least ten times every day.

But, sire--

There's only one thing I am grateful for.

There isn't a single good knife thrower

in my whole kingdom.

But to get back to what I was saying.

twang

I need a vacation.

But, Your Majesty, remember why we're here.

You mean the loot?

Of course!

If all goes well at the ball tonight

we'll get the $10 million loan we need.

(male 1) 'Phooey! I will give up the whole thing'

for a few good laughs

and a little excitement.

twang

But, sire, are you forgetting the payments on the yacht?

And the Limousine?

And the new wall-to-wall carpeting

in the throne room?

Duck!

twang

You've got to get that loan, Your Majesty.

Both of you, out, out, out!

- Out! - Yes, my Majesty.

(Rosencave) 'Yes, sire.'

bam

Oh, I would love to get out of here.

Such a beautiful night.

A night made for fun and laughter.

Of course I shouldn't miss the ball tonight

but I am sick of being king!

I'll get out and mingle with the peasants

but first this beard has got to go.

[laughing]

You still practicing, Barney?

Oh, yeah, watch this.

clatter

I'm starting to control the hook a little.

Gee, I wonder where Fred is.

The match is gonna start in a few minutes.

Time to get dressed, Your Majesty.

You think they finally got him?

Your Majesty?

He's gone!

- There's a note on the mirror. - What does it say?

(Rosencave) '"I took ye bedsheet and slid me down'

and now tonight I'm on ye town."

You know something, as a poet

he should stick to being a king.

Look!

He shaved off his royal beard.

And we're in a royal mess.

We've not only lost the king

we lose our yacht and our wall-to-wall carpet.

Come on, we've got to find him.

Right.

? A-bowlin' we will go ?

? A-bowlin' we will go ?

? Hi-ho the bowlin' lane ?

? A-bowlin' I will go ?

Where shall we start looking?

? Di-dit ta-dat do ?

? Di-di di-di ta-dat do ?

There he goes.

He's escaping in that old peasant car.

Stop, your Royal Highness!

'Please, sire! Stop! Stop!'

You guys talking to me?

Please, Your Majesty, be reasonable.

Don't ruin everything

for the sake of an evening's fun.

Think of your kingdom, of your subjects.

Yes, sire.

And if that means nothing, think of us.

That's right. We're used to living high.

And if you muff that loan, we lose everything.

What's the matter with you guys?

I don't know you, and you don't know me.

Now get away from the car, will ya?

I'll be late for my bowling match.

We'll have to pacify him, Guildenstone.

bang

Forgive us, Your Majesty.

Ooh, my head.

Where am I? What am I doing here?

Please calm yourself, Your Majesty.

Maje.. What's all this Majesty business?

My name is Flintstone.

Fred Flintstone.

I was supposed to be at the Bedrock bowling lanes

ten minutes ago.

You must have hit him too hard.

You ruined his accent.

Yes, I can hardly understand what he says.

Listen, you guys have made a mistake.

You got me mixed up with somebody else.

You know, Rosencave, I believe him.

You're right, but what a resemblance.

Well, so long, boys.

No hard feelings.

Not so fast. Mr. Flintstone.

We have a proposition for you.

He's Guildenstone, I'm Rosencave.

Yes, and we are the prime ministers

of Stonesylvania.

We're here with our king to get a loan.

But the king has disappeared

and without him we cannot get the loot.

So if you take his place this evening

we'll make it worth your while.

Listen, didn't I tell you I got a bowling match?

Bowling? Don't be a fool.

We'll pay you well.

Oh, yeah? How well?

How does a cool thousand sound?

A co-cool thousand?

Make it 2000.

Two thousand?

Three thousand. But not a penny more.

Three thousand?

[laughs]

Anybody want to buy a bowling ball?

Where could Fred be?

I wonder if he's having trouble

finding a parking place.

Let me see now what I'll do.

First, I'll get something to eat

and then, ho-ho, I will take in the night life.

Here he comes now.

Hiya, Fred.

I thought you'd never make it, Fred.

vroom

Hey, Fred, where are you going?

Hey-hey, Fred! Wait!

Holy cowasaurus!

What's wrong with that guy?

That isn't even his car.

Oh, he must have flipped his lid.

Ah, what's that up ahead?

'"Drive-in."'

'Brontoburgers.'

This must be where the peasants eat.

What'll you have, mac?

I want peasant food.

Bring me what the peasants eat.

You asked for it.

Chopped dodo hash a la carte.

Ho-ho! What a quaint-sounding dish.

One of the local delicacies, it's no doubt.

When Fred forgets a bowling match

something really must be wrong.

[chuckles] Wouldn't you know it?

There he is. Always thinking of food.

Hey, Fred!

For gosh sake, what are you doing?

Hey-hey, listen, I-I don't know what's wrong

but I'll help you, pal.

The first thing we gotta do is get this car back

to whoever you stole it from.

I beg your pardon, peasant.

Hey, Fred, why you're using that phony accent?

Gee, you must be in real trouble.

Now first of all, where did you get the car?

Unhand me, you fool.

Don't put your grubby hands on my royal arm.

Royal arm?

Holy mackerel.

It's worse than I thought.

He's completely off his rocker.

Now keep calm, old buddy.

Let me drive you home.

Let go, you peasant.

Please, Fred, don't make me get tough with ya.

Here's your order, buddy.

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Never mind the food, miss.

He's coming home with me.

That's what you think.

Oh, that poor guy

is he in bad shape.

Well, I'll just have to save him.

Here's the car Fred stole.

He must be in there.

[instrumental music]

Ah, so this is the folk dancing in this country.

I love it. Love it. It is so quaint.

[laughs]

Fred. Hey, hey, Fred.

What are you doin' in a place like this?

Hey, if the bowlin' team don't mean anything to you

think of your family.

Uh-oh. Here comes that little nut again.

Terribly sorry, madame. I must be leaving.

But the peasant who approaches is an excellent dancer.

[laughs]

Hey, Fred, wait!

W-what's your hurry? Let's dance.

Oh, boy.

Things a guy does for his buddy.

[laughs]

So this is what you lowly peasants do in the evenings.

Marvelous, simply marvelous.

Got you this time, old pal, old pal.

Oh, no. Not you again.

Unhand me, you riff-raff.

No, sir. I'm taking you home, Freddy boy.

Beautiful! Beautiful!

The winners of the waltz contest

congratulations!

Gosh. Hey, Fred, we won.

Very nice. And it's heavy too.

Yeah.

thud

Oh, poor Fred.

That guy is really in a bad way.

Yabba dabba doo!

[laughs]

Barney should see me in this fake beard.

Come, Flintstone. There's very little time left.

You must learn your acceptance speech.

(Fred) 'Acceptance speech?'

For when they hand you the money.

Repeat after me.

The rotskin spotskin is motskin in the plotskin.

Uh, and a rotten spotka and is motin..

No, no, no, no, no. You sound like a foreigner.

You must r-r-roll the tongue more.

The rotskin plotskin is motskin in the plotskin.

Uh, the rotskin plotskin is motskin in the plotskin.

I think he's got it.

Rotskin plotskin is motskin in the plotskin.

- Duck! - Huh?

twang

Gee, what was that?

Oh, nothing. Just part of being king.

Well, on to the ball.

And the money.

The, uh, rotskin spotskin is motskin in the plotskin.

twang

Say, do you think we have time to stop in the Rock Towers

for a cup of coffee, Betty?

Oh, sure. It was a short movie. It's early.

The boys won't be home for another hour.

Hmm-mm, maybe we'll get a look at that king

Wednesday was talking about.

I hope the coffee shop is still open.

Wilma, look over there.

Gosh, that's some crowd.

Oh, bellboy. Can you tell us what's going on over there?

Oh, sure. There's a big ball

in honor of the king of Stonesylvania.

A real king?

That's right, lady.

As real as they come.

Take a look if you can get close enough.

Come on, Betty. I just got to get a look at him.

Me too.

Ooh, Your Majesty, I've never been so thrilled.

This is one of the high points of my life.

And I must tell you

my husband has been undecided

about whether to give you the loan.

But I'm going to convince him.

He should give you the money that you asked for.

[giggles] What do you say to that, Your Majesty?

Uh, the, uh

rotskin spotskin is motskin in the plotskin.

Say, Wilma, I know this sounds silly

but doesn't that king look a lot like Fred?

I was thinkin' the same thing.

Except for the beard, I'd swear it was Fred.

Ooh, Your Majesty, I wonder

could you repeat that beautiful phrase once again?

Why, certainly.

A rotskin spotskin is motskin in the..

Yikes, Wilma!

- Fred! - Fred Flintstone, it is you!

Uh, yeah.

What is the meaning of this?

What are you doing in that outfit?

In that beard and dancing with that woman?

What have you got to say for yourself, Fred?

The rotskin spotskin..

No. No, that won't do it.

Um, excuse me, madam. Thanks for the dance, I..

I think I better be goin'.

Fred! Fred, come back here this minute.

Your Majesty, where are you going?

The deal is off!

Your Majesty!

After him! Don't let him get away!

Oh, boy. Let's get outta here and make it fast.

Yes, Your Majesty.

Follow that car!

Which way did he go?

I don't know.

What I wonder is, where's Barney?

I'm sure he's mixed up in this somehow.

Put me down, you lowly knave.

Don't you understand?

I am the king of Stonesylvania.

Fred, boy, I don't know what's happened to you tonight

but just relax.

I'll take you home

and maybe tomorrow you'll be your old self again.

(Barney) Trust me, Fred.

I'm afraid there is only one way

to get through to this peasant.

thud

Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Gee, Fred. I'm determined to help you.

But if you keep doin' things like that

you're gonna jeopardize our friendship.

[panting]

Well, at least I'm safe back here at the hotel.

bang

thud

You know, being a peasant

isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Fred Flintstone, you have some explaining to do.

I wonder how he got rid of that phony beard

and costume so fast.

What's the meaning of all this, Fred?

I have a feeling that explanations are useless.

To the royal suite on the doubleski.

Why, of all the.. Follow that car!

Yes, ma'am.

Boy, am I glad to get that phony beard off.

Hoo-hoo, I wonder what a one-way passage

to China would cost?

(Fred) 'Barney! Barney, old pal!'

Oh, am I glad to see you!

What are you doin' with that parkin' sign?

As if you didn't know.

bang

Caught you, Your Majesty.

(Guildenstone) 'Up, please.'

Hey, Fred. Come back here.

Follow that car!

You know, I don't think this is my day.

Fred, come out and take your medicine like a man.

I am not Fred.

Ladies, please. I am just a poor king.

King, huh? Well, come out here and we'll crown you.

We'll make it 5000.

I wouldn't do it for ten.

- Wilma! - I thought he was in there.

How did he get out here?

Hit now, ask later.

Oh, no! Let me out of here!

- After him, Betty! - After him, Guildenstone!

Ah...at last they are gone.

Oh, no, the little peasant nut.

Fred, there you are.

Keep away from me.

Come out here, Fred. Please.

It's for your own good. For Wilma and Pebbles.

Barney! Barney, old pal!

Hey, listen, why did you hit me down in the lobby?

bang

thud

Ow! Come on, now.

What did I do to you?

I'm takin' you back to Wilma, Fred.

(Fred) 'Wilma? Oh, no, you don't.'

Not until she's had a chance to cool off.

Fred! Fred! Come on out of there!

Barney, there you are.

I knew it. He's mixed up in this, too.

Huh? Oh, not me, Betty.

I'm just trying to get Fred. He's in there.

Don't try and talk your way out of this you, you..

Ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Hey, Fred! Wait for me!

[door slams]

- Where did he go? - He's in there.

But what do you want him for?

Are you kidding? That man represents $10 million to us.

Ten million dollars? Fred?

We are wasting time. Let's get him.

Oh, no, you don't.

I get him first. Come on, Betty.

Let's get both of them.

screech

[instrumental music]

bang

thud

Oh, one more k-nock on the head and.. Yike!

What am I doing there?

If that's me, who am I?

I must be completely beside myself.

Oh, you must be the king.

How are you, Your Royal Majesty?

Fred!

- Fred? - There's two Freds.

Will the real Fred Flintstone please stand up?

[laughs]

Sure. This is me.

Our king is back!

Hoorah! Long live the king!

Oh, Fred.

I guess we made a terrible mistake

but, but what were you doing here

in the first place?

Wilma, I don't even know how to start to explain.

But I wish you'd believe one thing.

I did it all for you.

Oh, Fred.

Wasn't it nice of the king

to invite us to the ball as his guests of honor?

I can't get over it.

Imagine, the Flintstones and the Rubbles

in the midst of royalty.

Hey, Fred, how was it when you were actually the king?

(Barney) 'How did it feel, boy?'

Well, I'll tell you, Barney

I'd never trade places with him.

I'd rather be a king in my own castle

with Wilma as my queen

any day in the week.

Oh. Oh, Fred.

(male 1) 'Well, there you are, boys.'

'Ten million beautiful dollars.'

'Are you satisfied now?'

It's beautiful. And think what it means.

We get to keep the car and the yacht.

(Guildenstone) 'And don't forget the stove and the refrigerator.'

We owe a little on them too.

And we mustn't forget Flintstone.

He helped us out a lot.

I better give him what we promised him.

That's right, boys.

Be sure and take care of Flintstone.

thud

Ah, you know, boys

it's exciting being a peasant for a while.

But it's nice to relax

and just be a king.

[laughing]

Hey, Wilma, hey, here comes Rosencave and Guildenstone.

I'll bet they're gonna pay the money they promised me.

Oh, Wilma! What'll you buy with it?

A new car?

A minkasaurus?

I'd put it in the bank if I was you, Fred.

'Keep it for a rainy day.'

Well, Flintstone

here's the money we promised you.

Ah, ha-ha, gee, I-I don't know what to say.

There you are.

'A check for a cool 3000 Stonesylvania krupecs.'

Stonesylvania krupecs?

That's right. Solid as the government itself.

Whoa-whee! How much is that in Bedrock money?

Bedrock money?

Well, at the current rate of exchange

I'd say about $3.95.

$3.00 and--

Ninety five cents?

That's right, 3.95 in cold, hard cash

and it's all yours, Flintstone.

What do you say to that?

Well, gee..

I guess there's only one thing I can say.

The rotskin spotskin

motskin in the plotskin.

[theme music]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

thud thud thud

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