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Boy, Fred, old pal

this is one contest where we have it made.

Yeah, Barney, old buddy.

I mean, who knows more about politicking than me?

No one, Fred.

Besides, who has a more beautiful baby than me?

No one, Fr..

[mumbles] Than you?

'Now, with you as Pebbles' campaign manager--'

Hey, wait a minute. Hold it. Hold everything.

I thought you was gonna be Bamm-Bamm's campaign manager.

Bamm-Bamm? What are you talking about?

He's a boy.

I'm aware of that, Fred

but he also happens to be a baby.

Also the strongest, smartest--

Barney, are you gonna sit there

and compare Bamm-Bamm to Pebbles?

Not on your life. That would be silly.

That's better.

Bamm-Bamm is definitely

the most beautiful baby in Bedrock.

Let me get this straight, Barney!

You are gonna campaign against me?

Why? Are you running for the most beautiful baby, too?

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[instrumental music]

Wilma, will you please hurry?

We're gonna be late for the drive-in movie.

I'll be right with you, Fred.

I'm just tucking Pebbles in for the babysitter.

(Fred) 'Well, snap it up.'

I'm hurrying as fast as I can, Fred.

Oh, women, they're never ready on time.

She knows I hate to come in in the middle of a movie.

[Dino whining]

[panting]

No, no, no, Dino. You can't come with us.

This is an adult movie and they don't allow pets.

[whining]

'I said no.'

[whimpering]

Wilma, will you please step on it?

Coming, Fred. I just gotta get my purse.

We gotta pick up the Rubbles, too, you know.

I know, I know. Oh, let me see.

Have I got everything?

Oh, dear, I better bring a blanket to keep warm.

I'd hate to have to depend on her

to deliver me some serum in a snowstorm.

Alright, dear. I'm ready.

I don't believe it.

Oops! I forgot my lipstick.

Well, that did it. I'm going, Wilma.

Take it easy, Fred.

I'm all set now. Let's go.

Well, Fred, let's go. What're you waiting for?

'Fred, what are you doing?'

What's wrong, Fred?

I, um, forgot my car key.

Well, we're almost there.

Yeah, I can see the sign from here. It says..

"Bedrock Theatre

'"now playing "Rockeo and Julietta"'

'by William Shalespeer"'

(Betty) 'I hear it's swell.'

'You cry all the way through the picture.'

[tires screeching]

(Fred) 'Stop me if I'm wrong, Barney'

but didn't we start out

to do something different tonight

besides goin' to a movie?

Yeah, how did we let ourselves

get talked into this culture stuff, huh?

We compromised, remember?

Yeah, we two wanted to go to this movie.

You two wanted to go bowling.

But we're at the movie.

Where's the compromise?

Instead of going alone and being mad at you

we let you take us and we're happy.

Oh, I see.

[roaring on screen]

Shh. Fred, the picture's starting.

(Barney) 'It says, uh'

"Sophia Rockabridgia

"and Marcello Pebblian

'in "Rockeo and Jullietta."'

All I can say is, this better be funny.

Oh, Barney!

We knew they weren't college professors

when we married them, right?

Right, Wilma.

Oh, Rockeo, Rockeo.

Wherefore art thou, Rockeo?

(Barney) 'Uh, here you go, Fred.'

You want a little mustard on your brontofurter?

Thanks, Barney.

Shh! Quiet, you two.

(Rockeo) 'What's in a name?'

'A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.'

Oh, sweet, that reminds me

I-I'm gonna get some rocky chocolate bars.

Ah, get some popcorn while you're at it.

Beat it, you fool son of a Montagranite!

Who needs you, Capulet? You finkasaurus!

Come home, son.

No! Rockeo!

Farewell, Julietta!

[crying]

Oh, how sad.

I love to cry at movies.

Me too.

[both crying]

[crunching]

Hey, um...how about some cactus juice, Fred?

Thanks, Barn.

glop glop glop

That's it, Charlie.

Henceforth

my house is at war with your house.

It's a deal, Finkasaurus.

Take that! And that and that!

Take that and that and that, you..

That!

[both crunching]

(Wilma) 'I do hope the movie'

'isn't disturbing your eating, professors.'

No, no, we-we're just killing time until the funny part.

Did you say "professors?"

I have to admit it, though

that movie really got to me.

Yeah, me too. Italian movies always do.

They make you think, don't they?

No, they make me hungry.

- Ah, spaghettarooni, Fred? - Uh, pizzaroni, Barney.

[both laughing]

slurp

[lips smacking]

I just love pepperocka pizza.

swish

Here, Barney, you take the bigger piece.

Oh, no, thanks, pal. You take it.

Betty, you sure you won't have some?

No, thanks, Fred. I'm on a diet.

(Barney) 'How about you, Wilma?'

Same here, Barney. Do you mind if we watch?

Not at all, you see, classic or not

that story just wasn't believable.

(Wilma) 'What wasn't believable?'

'You've never heard of two families feuding?'

Wilma, the kids were in love.

They were neighbors for years.

'And all of a sudden, pow, they're enemies.'

'And they're fighting, oh, come on.'

Yeah, grown people just don't act that way.

'Right, buddy boy? My friend and good neighbor?'

Right, sweet old pal of mine.

You are so right.

Have a good day, boys.

(Fred) 'And don't forget, Wilma'

we have a Water Buffalo lodge meeting.

We'll be a little late for dinner.

We won't forget. Bye.

[engine revving]

[Dino barking]

Oh, Wilma, look!

[Dino barking]

(Betty) 'Look at my strong son!'

'Isn't he cute?'

[baby babbling]

honk honk honk

[babbling]

honk honk honk

arr arr arr

[babbling]

Oh, it's wonderful how we get along so well.

You know, the fellas may have a point about that movie.

Nothing could ever break up our friendship.

That's true, Wilma.

'Say, Betty, let's have a progressive dinner tonight.'

Oh, that would be fun.

Half at your house and half at mine.

- Right. - We'll do it together.

clink

[babbling]

honk honk honk

raff raff raff

[indistinct chatter]

(both in unison) Go, go, Buffalo!

Go, go, Buffalo!

Moo, team!

Moo, team!

[gavel pounding]

(male 1) 'Quiet! Quiet!'

Exalted brothers of the Royal Lodge of the Water Buffalo

quiet!

[clears throat] As you know, each year

we have a special family event

to which we all look forward.

The floor is now open for suggestions

for this year's event.

A picnic with sack races and stuff?

Are you kiddin'?

Being tied up in a sack with your wife

maybe a special event, but it sure isn't a picnic.

[all laughing]

Oh, that Joe Rockhead's a riot.

[laughing]

How about a beauty contest for our wives?

I got a better idea.

How about World War III?

[all laughing]

Yeah, don't you remember what happened last year?

Look, fellas, let's have one contest

where there can't be any hurt feelings.

Let's sponsor a beautiful baby contest.

Everyone loves babies, right?

- 'Sure!' - 'That's a great idea.'

[indistinct chatter]

I second that.

Leave it to you to come up with a winner, Fred.

Between us, we can't lose.

All in favor of brother Flintstone's suggestion

signify by saying..

- Aye! - Aye!

Boy, Fred, old pal, this is one contest

where we have it made.

Yeah, Barney, old buddy, I mean, who knows more

about politicking than me?

No one, Fred.

Besides, who has a more beautiful baby than me?

No one, Fr..

[mumbling] Than you?

'Now, with you as Pebbles' campaign manager--'

Hey, wait a minute. Hold it. Hold everything.

I thought you was gonna be Bamm-Bamm's campaign manager.

Bamm-Bamm? What are you talking about?

- He's a boy. - I am aware of that, Fred.

But he also happens to be a baby.

Also the strongest, smartest--

Barney, are you gonna sit there

and compare Bamm-Bamm to Pebbles?

Not on your life.

- That would be silly. - That's better.

Bamm-Bamm is definitely the most beautiful baby in Bedrock.

Let me get this straight, Barney!

You are gonna campaign against me?

(Barney) 'Why? Are you running for the most beautiful baby, too?'

(Fred) 'Out of this car! Out! Out! Out!'

I'm outing! I'm outing! I'm outing!

If you had one more brain in that head of yours

it could play solitaire!

If you lost 25 pounds, you'd still have

the fattest head in town!

Gee, we've made a pretty table, Betty.

Your candles, my tablecloth

your silver, my china.

Just goes to show that two cupboards are better than one.

[both chuckling]

(Fred) 'As far as I'm concerned you sawed-off half pint'

'you can go jump in the ocean!'

It's Fred.

I wonder who he's talking to.

(Barney) 'I'd tell you to do the same, fatso'

'but you'd cause a tidal wave!'

Does that answer your question, Betty?

It's Barney!

My five-iron I believe, you moocher.

(Betty) 'Barney!'

Moocher, huh?

Well, where's my electric razor

that you trimmed your rosebushes with, you nitwit?

- Fred. - What's this all about?

Well, Mr. Fatso here doesn't think our Bamm-Bamm

is good enough to be in the lodge baby contest.

- 'What?' - I never said that!

I merely said that he wasn't as good-looking as Pebbles.

Well, of course. Anyone can see that.

- I resent that! - Ah-ha! Oh, come on, Betty.

You have eyes in your head.

And they're just beginning to be opened, Wilma.

- I'm getting my electric razor. - I'm getting my tennis balls.

So you don't think Bamm-Bamm

can compete with your Pebbles, huh?

Not unless the judges are blindfolded.

That does it! I'm getting my silver!

And I'm taking back my hors d'oeuvres!

My poker chips.

My reading lamp.

- My new mop. - How did I get into this?

- My vacuum cleaner. - Ouch! My nose!

(Wilma) 'My baking dish.'

(Betty) 'My recipe book.'

(Wilma) 'My sewing machine.'

(Betty) 'My six eggs.'

(Wilma) 'I only borrowed five.'

- 'Six.' - 'Five.'

(Betty) 'My child.'

Take him and good riddance.

Goodbye!

[babbling]

[whimpering]

Ma? Mamma? Bamm-Bamm.

[babbling]

No, Pebbles, you can't play with Bamm-Bamm today..

...or any day.

[crying]

- Listen, Wilma. - Listen, Fred.

I know what you're gonna say, Wilma, and you're right.

It is pretty silly to lose our best friends

over a baby contest.

'There's no reason why both babies can't enter.'

We got mad over nothin'.

I'll go over there and-and..

(Fred) '"Vote for Bedrock's most beautiful baby.'

'Bamm-Bamm Rubble?"'

I'll go over there and punch him right in the nose!

[door buzzes]

Good afternoon, madam.

My lodge is sponsoring a baby contest

and I'd like you to vote for this baby.

He's working my side of the street. I'll fix him.

Two can play at this game.

One , two, three, four.

One, two, three..

[doorbell buzzing]

- Come in, two, three.. - Pardon me..

'...four, one, two, three, four.'

[laughing]

Tough luck, Fred.

Now let a master salesman show you how it's done.

[laughing]

[door buzzes]

Yeah?

Good afternoon, madam.

My lodge is sponsoring a baby contest

and I'd like you to--

- Did you say "baby?" - Yeah, that's right.

Mister, that's the wrong word to use around here.

Waldo, go get him.

(Barney) 'Yipe!'

[roaring]

splash

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

awk

Go find your own bathtub.

[laughs]

Some master salesman!

Why don't you quit?

No, but I think I'll try downtown for a while.

Well, I might as well go home to lunch.

[doorbell buzzing]

Yes?

- What can we do.. - For you?

Our lodge is having a baby contest.

And this is the baby to vote for.

If you need glasses, which you guys obviously don't.

Now, this little beauty--

Can't even compare to this guy, right?

I'll vote for him.

You're nuts. She's the beauty.

- She's cute, but he's cuter. - No, he isn't. She is.

- No, he is! - She is!

He is!

[laughing]

And just what makes you so smart?

[spurting]

And just what makes you so dumb?

[laughing]

Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute!

(all in unison) We don't like your attitude!

(Fred) 'Cut that out!'

Hey, fellas, it's only a contest!

Quit it! Hey!

Ah...ah..

A-choo!

Now drink this, and you'll feel better.

Boy, that door-to-door campaigning is rough.

'Barney, I've been thinking.'

Yeah, I know. Me too.

Look at Bamm-Bamm.

[babbling]

Bam! Bam! Bam bam bam!

(Betty) 'Bamm-Bamm is miserable without Pebbles'

and, well, frankly, I miss Wilma, too.

Yeah. We're acting like kids.

I'm going right over to tell Fred

that we're taking a little picket fence

and making it into a big stone wall.

thud

Hey! Where did that come from?

Who needs you, Rubble, you finkasaurus?

Yeow!

Ooh, that does it, Flintstone!

This means war!

If it takes every cent I've got.

I'm gonna see that Bamm-Bamm wins the contest

just to spite you!

To heck with the budget.

No Rubble is gonna win out over Flintstone.

bam

Get your ballots right here!

Cast your vote for the most beautiful baby in Bedrock!

(Barney) 'Vote for Bamm-Bamm, and get your free ice cream here!'

Why, that sneaky, low-down sneak.

'Get your free ice cream here!'

'Just one vote will do it!'

- Rubble, you can't do that! - 'What's the matter, Fred?'

'You mad, because you didn't think of it first?'

- It's illegal to buy votes! - It's a free country!

I'm warning you!

Look, I'm scared, I'm scared.

crash

(Fred) 'I'll have you up before the lodge uncaveman

like investigating committee for this!'

Oh, it seems funny going places

without Fred and Wilma.

Well, if you ask me, it's like havin' a tooth pulled.

You never know how much trouble it is until it's gone.

[laughing]

Oh, boy, was that Fred mad today.

I really sneaked one in on him.

[laughs]

- What's that? - What's what?

That!

[tyre screech]

"The most beautiful baby in Bedrock

'"invites you to have a free dinner

'"fun and games for a treat

'"all the food you can eat.

'"Come and vote for the sure fire winner

'Pebbles Flintstone."'

Why, that fat thief.

He out-sneaked me!

The ribs will be done in a jiffy, Fred.

You can serve the brontofurters.

Okay, Wilma, I bet this will get out the vote.

Ha ha! Come and get it!

Get 'em while they're hot! All you can eat!

Oh, boy, I never knew there were

this many people in the whole neighborhood.

(Wilma) 'I never knew there were this many people

in the whole country!'

Have a good time, folks

and don't forget to sign the ballots on the way out.

Gee, look at all those people.

You mean look at all those votes for Flintstone.

Barney, this contest isn't between you and Fred.

It is now, and I think I know how to fix him.

[babbling]

The free food's a big success. They're still coming.

'Wilma, service for ten, please!'

Okay, Fred, in a second.

That means ten more votes.

I have got it made.

[babbling]

Hope you enjoyed it, friend.

Ballots are on the table out front.

I'm glad you could come.

Great barbecue, pal, It'll be a pleasure

to vote for your son.

Well, thank you.

Uh...son?

Lucky we saw that sign out front.

Free barbecue dinners aren't easy to come by.

Yes, thank you, Mr. Rubble.

Rubble? Son?

- Huh? - 'Great barbecue.'

'"Campaign rally for Bamm-Bamm Rubble.

Free barbeque dinner."'

Best free dinner I've had today.

Glad you liked it.

Cast your vote for Bamm-Bamm right here.

'Thank you, sir.'

It was a pleasure to serve you, sir.

Next voter, step right up and sign in, please.

Rawrr!

'Uh-oh! Now, Fred, t-there's no need

to get physical about this thing.'

bam

Ouch! All's fair in politics and war, Fred!

bam

Remember your blood pressure, Fred!

And remember your cholesterol count!

And remember the Alamo!

Remember me?

Me and my big mouth.

Now, Fred, let's talk it over!

crash

Okay, Rubble, quit hiding!

Put up your dukes and fight!

You bet I will, Flintstone, but..

Where are you?

Fred! Barney!

Something terrible has happened!

- What? - What?

Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm have disappeared!

We looked everywhere.

But I saw Pebbles just a few minutes ago, they couldn't--

Ooh, maybe they were kidnapped.

[both crying]

Well, they can't be far.

I'll get the car.

- Fred? - Yeah, Barn?

- We'll find them together. - Right, pal. Let's go.

[both babbling]

Pebbles!

Bamm-Bamm!

Oh! Oh, it's no use.

We'd better call the police.

Wait! What's over there?

That's them!

(Betty) 'Oh! Thank goodness they're safe!'

(Fred) 'Why, those two little tykes.

'They were running away!'

Can you blame them, with all the fighting

and bickering that's been going on?

- Pebbles! - Bamm-Bamm, darling!

(Betty) 'Poor children, expecting their parents to act like adults.'

Kids are really something, huh, Fred?

Yeah, growing up is a tough business, alright.

Especially at our age.

[laughing]

Barney, I've made a decision.

I'm taking Pebbles out of the contest.

You what?

Starting today, I am acting

as Bamm-Bamm's campaign manager.

Betty, will, uh, you come here a minute?

(Betty) 'Coming, Wilma.'

But, Fred, I decided to take Bamm-Bamm out of the contest.

Can't let you do that, Barney.

I was in the wrong and I wanna make it up to you.

But, Fred, Pebbles is beautiful and she should stay in.

No, Barney, your Bamm-Bamm is a winner if ever I saw one!

I say Pebbles should be in!

I insist, Barney, Bamm-Bamm is in!

- Out! Out! Out! - In! In! In!

- Out! - In!

Right this way, doctor.

- Doctor? - Doctor?

Relax, fellas. Looks like both babies are out.

Huh? W-what's the matter?

(Betty) 'Come here.'

Nothing serious. It's just our old friend, the measles.

(Fred) 'The measles?'

If your kid wasn't feeling well, old buddy

why did you let him play with my kid?

Well, how did I know she gave him the measles?

Gave him the measles? Obviously, he gave them to her!

- He did not! - He did too!

- Did not! - Did too!

- Did not! - Uh, fellas..

...come here and take a look.

"Q-U-A-R.."

(together) '"Quarantined?"'

Yes, until further notice.

Good day, gentlemen.

Well, we're all in this together

so let's try to get along, shall we?

Well, might as well get the cards, huh, buddy?

Coming right up, old pal.

One deck of cards.

I have an idea, it's going to be

a long game, Barney boy.

You deal, dear buddy.

(Barney) 'I'm dealing, I'm dealing.'

I'm openin', I'm openin'.

Remember, a pair of jackasauruses or better.

[both laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

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