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Original subtitles

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

[instrumental music]

[whimpering]

Take it easy. Take it easy, Dino.

These cookies have to bake first.

I only took this job 'cause I got a sweet tooth.

(Betty) 'Wilma!'

Oh, there's Betty.

Ga-ga, goo-goo ga.

(Wilma) 'Yes, Pebbles, I'm sure Bamm-Bamm's with her.'

[barking]

[panting]

Yes, Dino, and Hopparoo is with them too.

- In the kitchen, Betty. - Hi, Wilma.

sniff sniff

Mmm. Something smells good.

Honk, honk, honk, honk.

Yes. I'm making cookies.

Oh, goo-goo, goo-goo be.

Ga-ga, ga-ga, goo-goo.

(Betty) 'Alright. Alright, Bamm-Bamm.'

'You can visit with Pebbles.'

[babbling]

[barking]

Honk, honk. Honk, honk.

[barking]

Honk, honk. Honk, honk.

[giggling]

Isn't that cute? They're gossiping.

I wish I knew what they were talking about.

Which reminds me

as soon as I'm through in the kitchen

I got a date with a little cookie myself.

[chuckling]

[babbling]

Look. She's getting a ride.

Easy.

Easy there, Hopparoo.

You don't come equipped with seatbelts, you know.

[Pebbles babbling]

Honk, honk. Honk, honk.

[Bamm-Bamm babbling]

[barking]

[chuckling]

Well, that'll keep them busy for a while.

[giggling]

Ooh-oh, Wilma, I met the mailman

and he gave me this letter for Fred.

It's from a lawyer.

A lawyer?

I wonder why a lawyer

would be writing to Fred.

I know how you can find out.

You mean open it?

But it's addressed to Fred

I can't open it.

(Betty) 'Why not? It's easy.'

I'll show you.

Oh, Betty, you're terrible!

Give me that letter.

Oh, brother.

First, I'm a cookie press, then a letter opener.

Make up your minds, ladies.

Look, Wilma, as a good wife

you owe it to Fred to open it.

- 'I do?' - Certainly.

You'll worry about what's in it

'and when you worry'

'you'll get wrinkles and gray hair.'

'Now you don't want Fred to come home'

'and find his wife with gray hair and wrinkles.'

- 'Do you?' - Oh, Betty, stop it!

I'm not going to open it and that's final.

Uh-oh, Fred. Here's your house already.

Hit the brakes!

[tires screeching]

(Barney) 'Sorry, Fred. Looks like I overshot your driveway.'

Aw, that's alright, Barn.

I'll just hop over the fence here.

thud

(Fred) 'Wilma!'

Fred? Fred?

What happened? Where are you?

What are you doing with that bone in your mouth?

Why, Wilma, dear

I always come home with a bone in my mouth.

Oh, that Dino

always digging holes.

Fred, this letter came for you.

It's from a lawyer.

A lawyer?

I wonder what a lawyer would be writing to me for?

I already asked that question.

Now hurry up and open it

before I get gray hair and wrinkled.

Okay, okay.

Probably some rich uncle died

and made me sole heir to his fortune.

Uh, "Dear Mr. Flintstone

you are hereby notified.."

[mumbling indistinctly]

"...and left you sole heir to his fortune."

See, Wilma?

Some rich uncle died

and left me sole heir to his for..

Huh? Wilma, a fortune!

crash

Fred, Fred, Fred.

Fred.

slap slap slap

Fred, are you alright? Are you alright, Fred?

Wilma, Wilma, Wilma, we're rich!

Here. You read it.

"Dear Mr. Flintstone--"

No, not that part.

Read the part where it says I'm rich!

"This is to notify you

"that your Uncle J. Giggles Flintstone

"has passed away

naming you sole heir to his estate."

You see?

Yabba dabba doo!

I gotta tell Barney.

Barney! Hey, Barney!

You bellowed, Fred?

(Fred) 'Get over here right away.'

'I got something to tell you.'

Okay, Fred, I'll take the shortcut.

thud

(Barney shouting) 'Fred!'

Barney, what are you doing in that hole?

I'm pretending, Fred

that I'm a gopher that likes bones.

[chuckling]

Hey, hey, I've just been made sole heir

to my rich Uncle J. Giggles Flintstone's estate.

- No kidding! - That's right. No kidding.

(Barney) 'Hurray! Yippee! Yippee! Hurray! Ho-oh!'

'I finally made it!'

What? What? You finally made what?

I finally got myself a rich neighbor.

Ha-ha-ha! Yeah. That's me.

[laughing]

And, uh, the reading of the will is tomorrow.

Well, that's when I find out

how much money I get, Betty.

Ooh, I'm so excited!

A toast to the late Uncle Giggles' will.

Quiet, everybody.

Shh! Shh!

Is Pebbles asleep?

Uh-huh. Sleeping like a little angel.

Heh-heh-heh.

She oughta, the lucky kid.

After tomorrow, she's not gonna have

a worry in the world.

Oh, I don't know, Fred.

She'll still have you.

[chuckling]

Huh-huh-huh!

Fred, this Uncle Giggles of yours

I've never heard of him.

Fred hardly knew him, Betty.

Yeah. Ha-ha!

I-I don't think I saw him

more than twice in my whole life.

He, uh, lived alone

in a big mansion on Nightmare Hill.

He was, uh, kind of, uh, well..

He was a..

You mean he was an eccentric.

I mean he was a kook, that's what I mean.

Well, uh, everybody loves a rich kook

especially if he leaves his money to his nephew.

Right, Fred?

[chuckling] Yeah.

Hey, there's Uncle Giggles' place.

[eerie music]

[thunder rumbling]

[eerie music]

[thunder rumbling]

[bat screeching]

(Barney) 'Hey, spooky looking place.'

- Isn't it? - Yeah.

It was nice of you to invite Barney and me

to the reading of the will.

Yeah. I've never been to a reading of a will.

- Well, what do they do? - Oh, not much.

The lawyer just gets up and says..

I will now read

the last will and testament

of the late J. Giggles Flintstone.

- That's what we're here for. - Yeah.

But no matter how much I get

I'd give it all up

if it would bring back

dear Uncle Giggles.

Oh, brother.

Uh, please go ahead, Mr. Blackstone.

Uh, yes.

"I, J. Giggles Flintstone

"being of sound mind

"et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera..

"...do hereby will and bequeath

"my entire estate

to my nephew, Fred Flintstone."

That's me.

Congratulations, Fred.

Thanks, Barney.

And don't think I'm gonna change

just because I'm rich.

Oh, no. Not you, Fred.

Oh, brother, brother.

Please. There's more.

Yeah. Yeah, you hear that, Wilma?

There's more.

"Should anything happen to Fred Flintstone

"then my estate is to be divided equally

"among my three faithful servants.

'"Creepers, the butler..'

boing

'"Potrock, the cook..'

boing

swish swish

'...and Wormstone, the gardener."'

snip

Hey, Fred, that uncle of yours

sure had a sense of humorstone.

[laughing]

[chuckling] Yeah.

And there's a codicil, to wit.

"Before taking possession

my heir.." That's you, Flintstone.

Yeah. Yeah.

"...must spend one night in my mansion

or this will becomes null and void."

What? Spend a night in this mausoleum?

What kind of a clause is that?

Don't ask me, Wilma.

I don't make wills, I just inherit them.

You see, madam, the late Mr. Flintstone

was a kind of, um.. That is, he, uh..

You mean he was an eccentric?

No. I mean he was a kook.

Uh, that's what I mean.

[wind whistling]

[thunder rumbling]

Uh, it looks like we're gonna get a real storm.

[thunder rumbling]

Wha-what was that?

bang bang bang

It's only Horace

my late master's pet.

Where have you been, Horace?

[squawking]

Oh, down at the cemetery reading tombstones.

[chuckling] How nice.

[squawking]

[wind whistling]

- I'm getting out of here. - Wait a minute!

The will says I gotta spend the night here.

You gotta, but I don't gotta.

- Coming, Betty? - Funny you should say that.

I was just about to join you.

(Wilma) Wait for me, Betty!

(Fred) Well, I'm staying

and you're staying with me.

Nothing's gonna scare me out of this money.

Speak for yourself, Fred.

I gotta go home. I forgot something.

- What did you forget? - I forgot to stay home.

Well, I'll be going.

Goodbye, Mr. Flintstone

and good luck.

[giggling]

[creaking]

slam

Hey, Fred, did you see what I saw?

I did, Barney.

[Creepers laughing]

'Ah, Mr. Flintstone..'

...we members of the staff

are very happy to have you here alone at last.

Aren't we?

Delighted.

Yes, indeed.

snap

chop

[laughing]

My friend Barney's staying all night with me

and he's not scared of nothing.

[evil laughter]

W-w-what was that, Fred?

I don't know.

Something around here has a crazy laugh.

[evil laughter]

Hey, I hope the food is good here, Fred.

I'm hungry.

What did you say, Barney?

I-I said "I'm hungry."

Oh.

What? What, Fred?

I said "oh!"

Oh.

Hey, that must be a picture of your uncle

'the late J. Giggles Flintstone.'

(Fred) 'Yeah. Yeah, that's him, alright.'

(Barney) 'Looks a lot like you.'

Hey, Barney, that picture!

I saw the eyes move!

Eyes move? Oh, boy.

Hey, Fred, you're a bundle of nerves.

[thunder rumbling]

[evil laughter]

Kind of stormy out tonight, isn't it, Barney?

Dinner is served, sir.

Uh, what is it, Creepers?

Alphabet soup, sir.

Our cook's specialty.

Alphabet soup?

(Barney) 'Sure, Fred.'

'You twirl it around'

and sometimes it makes words.

Uh, do you think we should eat it?

Sure. Why not?

(Barney) 'Well, if anything happens to Flintstone'

'everything goes to the servants, remember?'

Yeah. Yeah, I remember.

Hey, Barney, look.

'The alphabet soup's trying to tell us something.'

(ghostly voice) Beware!

(Barney) 'You-you better do what it says, Fred. Look!'

Aa-a-a-h!

thud

[shivering]

Would you care for a piece of bread?

N-n-no, tha-thanks.

I-I-I'm not hun-hungry.

[wind howling]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, hi, Betty.

Yes, isn't this some storm?

I hope it doesn't awake the baby.

[thunder rumbling]

[whimpering]

No. Why should I be scared?

I have Dino here with me.

Okay, goodbye, Betty.

[thunder rumbling]

Dino, come out, you coward.

[thunder rumbling]

'M-m-move over, coward.'

Hey, Fred, how'd you like

to have to wear an outfit like that?

Yeah.

When that poor guy needed a new suit

'he probably didn't know whether to go'

to a tailor or blacksmith.

boing

What was that?

Help!

What was what, Fred?

That suit of armor tried to kill me.

slam

[evil laughter]

Who's that doing all the laughing?

I-I-I don't know

but nothing could be that funny.

Hey, uh, what do you see, Fred?

(Fred) 'Just a big'

'black keyhole.'

(Barney) 'Fred, it got awfully quiet, didn't it?'

[yelps]

[evil laughter]

This is a mighty weird place, Fred.

Now, settle down, Barn.

A little game of cards before bed

will relax you.

Cut the cards.

I don't wanna play.

I'm not sure I like this whole deal.

Oh, stop being so jumpy and cut the cards.

Okay, Fred, if that's what you want.

thud

Well, alright, Barney.

You don't have to get sore about it.

I'm turning in, Barney. Come on.

Oh, yeah. You betcha. I-I'm right with you, Fred.

boing boing boing

Hey, you hear anything, Fred?

Uh, no-no

but-but I'll be glad when this is over.

boing boing boing

I envy you, Fred.

All you gotta do is get a good night's sleep

and when you wake up

'you'll be rich, a rich millionaire.'

[Barney laughing]

Yeah.

[chuckling]

(Barney) Well, uh, goodnight, Fred.

Oh, uh, hey, do you want this shade down, Fred?

(Fred) 'Yeah.'

Will you cut that out?

(Barney) 'Oh, Fred, you are a bundle of nerves.'

'I'll bet if somebody said "boo!"'

you would jump a mile.

Oh, boy, Fred.

You're even worse than I thought.

Yeah, I know.

Barney, do you have to sleep

way in the next room?

Oh, but, Fred, it's only a few feet away.

If you need me, I'll be there in a jiffy.

(Fred) 'Oh, okay.'

Barney!

Wha-what's the matter, Fred? What-what?

Just testing, Barney.

What took you so long?

Uh, will you cut it out, Fred?

I will if you stay with me.

There's plenty of room.

Well, uh, okay, Fred

but let me brush my teeth first, huh?

Thanks, Barney.

[growling]

[shivering]

I better go get Barney.

That sounds like the ghost of Giggles Flintstone.

[gargling]

boing

gulp

Barney, do you have to

make so much noise?

So what's wrong with a little gargling?

Oh, boy.

[snoring]

Oh!

Oh!

Phew!

Hey, uh, Fred?

Wh-what's the matter now?

I can't get comfortable.

I-I'm not used to a double bed.

Oh, shut up and go to sleep.

Hey, look, uh, maybe if we change sides.

Oh, alright.

Let's switch.

[dramatic music]

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, it's no good, Fred. It's the bed.

I-I'm used to twin beds.

Well, we haven't got twin beds.

So make the best of it.

No! No!

thud

B-B-Barney.

Yeah, Fred?

Ooh, gee, twin beds.

Gee, thanks, Fred. That's a lot better.

I'm getting out of here

money or no money.

But-but, Fred

I-I was just getting comfortable.

O-o-on second thought

I-I think I'll join you.

snip

[evil laughter]

thud

[evil laughter]

snip snip

[evil laughter]

thud

[evil laughter]

snip snip

[dramatic music]

thud

[evil laughter]

[wind howling]

cock-a-doodle-doo

Gee, Wilma

this place looks spooky

even in the daytime.

I hope Fred and Barney are alright.

[creaking]

The door's open.

Let's go in.

Sure is quiet.

They must at least have had

a good night's rest.

Fred?

Barney?

Fred?

Oh, Fred?

(Fred) 'Wilma, up here.'

What are you doing up there?

- Shh! What time is it? - It's morning.

You spent the night here

'and that's all you were supposed to do.'

Yabba dabba doo! I'm rich!

Where's Barney?

(Barney) 'Cuckoo, cuckoo.'

Cuckoo, cuckoo.

(Betty) 'Barney, come out.'

'What are you doing up there?'

When you're in a cuckoo-type house

this is the safest place to be.

And you mean you spent the whole night

trying to keep from getting killed?

That's right.

First there was Potrocks with the cleaver

Swish, swish, swish!

And then Wormstone with the crazy clippers.

Snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip, snip!

But the worst thing was that awful laugh.

I wish I could describe it.

[evil laughter]

Hey, Fred, that's a pretty good imitation.

That wasn't me!

[evil laughter]

You see? There it is again.

It-it seems to come from that picture over there.

That picture's been bugging me all night.

Take that!

boing

Ouch!

(Wilma) 'It's Uncle Giggles!'

(Betty) 'He was in the picture.'

(Barney) 'He's alive.'

What happens to my money?

Yes, I'm very much alive.

Ha! I was just testing you, Fred.

Testing him?

Yes, I wanted to see if he was worthy

of inheriting my estate.

Ha-ha, I wanted to see

if he had a sense of humor like mine.

[laughing]

You mean this was all a joke?

That's right. A great, big joke!

[laughing]

Right, boys?

You're a riot, sir.

What a practical joker, boss.

Yeah, a real kook.

That's me, a kook.

[laughing]

But a rich kook. Don't forget that.

[laughing]

You should've seen how funny you looked

when you were scared.

[laughing]

Right, boys?

(together) Yeah, boss.

[laughing]

Well, I'm kind of a kook myself.

boing

Not rich, but still a kook.

[laughing]

boing

(Giggles) look out! He's flipped his wheels! Run!

[laughing]

[screeching]

Good boy.

Stick 'em, Fred! Stick 'em!

Go get 'em, Fred!

[laughing]

Well, back to the poor house.

[laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

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