Original subtitles

Hey!

The kiddies just love this.

Help! Put me down!

Okay.

thud

Bravo! Bravo! You were great, Rocko.

Alright, alright, he's hired.

Just get him somebody else to juggle.

Now, I'm also supposed to arrange an act

for our lodge's annual party.

And here's a list of the things we need.

"Paper hats, cactus juice, the dancing girls."

Oh, Rocko, send out the Boulderettes.

(Rocko) 'Yes, sir.'

[instrumental music]

It happens every time.

Easy, Fred. Steady.

Well, what do you think?

thud

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[Fred snoring]

[mumbling]

thud

That does it.

I'm turning myself in at the animal shelter.

At least I can get a night's sleep.

[Fred snoring]

Oh, dear.

I'll never get to sleep with Fred snoring like that.

Fortunately, Pebbles has a set of earmuffs.

'At least she can rest.'

Maybe if I stuff this orange in his mouth

it'll stop his snoring.

[grunting]

[snoring]

If mankind could harness that power

we could go to the moon.

[knocking on door]

Now, who could that be? Come in.

'Betty, Barney'

'what brings you over at this late hour?'

[Fred snoring]

What else?

You mean Fred's snoring?

Right. We can't sleep a wink.

And we're gonna stop it if you can't.

Lots of luck.

I've been trying all night.

Come on, Fred. Wake up. Wake up!

[snoring continues]

Oh, boy, looks like a real tough job this time.

Come on, Betty.

Let's get out of this draft before we catch a cold.

Hey! I got an idea.

Why not put Fred in a closet and close the door?

Won't that be uncomfortable?

Not for us. Heh heh heh!

Life with Fred must be like living in a wind tunnel.

[Barney laughing]

Goodnight, Fred.

bam

There. Isn't that better?

Surprising what our little brains can do

and I got as little as anybody.

[snoring]

bam

bam

Next idea, coming up.

bam

Now what, Barney?

(Barney) 'A brilliant idea.'

This funnel is attached to a garden hose.

I put the funnel over Fred's schnozola

and now listen..

...no more snores.

It works.

But where does the sound go?

(Barney) 'I buried the other end of the hose'

'outside in the ground.'

[snore echoing]

[rumbling]

Harriet, will you turn over?

You're snoring again.

Thanks, Barney. Now I can get back to bed.

Yeah. Goodnight, Wilma.

Goodnight.

[alarm clock ringing]

Ahhh!

Man, there's nothing like a good night's sleep.

Hey, how about that?

We stopped his snoring just in time to get up.

Well, it's Saturday.

At least you two can sleep a while longer.

Me? I've got to fix Fred's breakfast.

Hey, hey, hey!

Today's the day I arrange for Pebbles' first birthday party.

I can hardly believe it.

Our little Pebbles is gonna be a whole year old tomorrow.

Ga-ga. Ga-goo.

[Fred chuckles]

Uncle Barney and I have to attend

a meeting at the lodge, honey

but on the way home

I'll stop off at the party caterers

'and arrange everything.'

'Okay?'

Okay. Okay.

[chuckles]

[laughs]

Uh, how long did you boil this pterodactyl egg, Wilma?

The usual 2 days. Why?

Oh, nothing. I just wondered.

[squawking]

[snoring]

Bam, bam, bam-bam-bam.

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

[laughing]

Oh, isn't that cute

the way Bamm-Bamm wakes us up every morning?

Yeah, I wonder what mornings will be like

when he's 16 years old.

Uh-oh. Oh, that's Fred. I-I'm late.

S-so long, Bamm-Bamm. Bye, Betty.

'I'll be home after the meeting.'

Bye, Barney.

I have to rap on this door much longer

I'll rap Barney on the head.

tun-tun tun-tun

Good morning, neighbor.

Well, it's about time.

Oh, sorry, Fred, but I didn't sleep much last night.

'Well, you should get to bed earlier'

'and stop livin' it up all night.'

Let's go.

[scoffs] How about that?

How come we're having a lodge meeting on Saturday, Fred?

To elect a chairman of the entertainment committee

for our annual stag party tomorrow night.

I hope we get better entertainment than last year.

Yeah. Those boulder jugglers were awful.

(male 1) 'Alright. The meeting will come to order.'

'This committee will now elect someone'

'to line up the entertainment for tomorrow night.'

The elected member will furnish cards, cactus juice

'paper hats, and dancing girls.'

[cheering]

Bring on the dancing girls!

Alright, alright.

Knock it off, you guys. We haven't got much time.

Do I hear any volunteers?

Here I am, fellas. Fred Flintstone at your service.

I hope I got here in time.

You certainly did. And congratulations.

The job is yours.

Job? What job?

Here's a list of your duties.

Okay, men. Meeting's adjourned.

See you tomorrow night, Fred. So long.

Don't forget the cactus juice, Fred.

Yeah, and the dancing girls!

- 'Whoo-hoo!' - 'Dancing girls!'

[cheering]

Hey, uh, what happened, Fred?

According to this, I'm supposed to hire entertainers

for tomorrow night's party.

Hey, that's great, Fred.

Uh-oh. I forgot.

What, Fred?

Tomorrow night is Pebbles' birthday party!

So, how long can it last?

After Pebbles' party

we can come over to the lodge party.

Yeah. Ha ha ha! Yeah, that's right.

I'm glad I thought of it.

Let's go find a caterer, Barney.

Yabba-dabba-doo!

Hey, Fred, how about that place over there?

'"Cobblestone Caterers."'

(Fred) 'And why not?'

Do you cater to private parties?

No.

That sign outside is just a front

for an international ring of jewel thieves.

Oh, very funny.

Look, I wanna book a kid's party.

Really? And just how old will you be?

"Just how old will you be?" Ha ha ha ha!

You get it, Fred?

Yeah, I get it.

bomp

Now, quit encouraging him.

[mumbling]

[laughs] Oh, I'm sorry, Fred.

Now, listen, you, I got two big parties to book

and I can always take my business elsewhere.

Well, you can try

but I'm the only caterer in town.

That's why I'm such a wise guy.

Okay, wise guy.

What have you got for a little girl's party?

A girl's party?

Oh, Rocko.

[laughs] You called?

(male 2) 'Yes. Show this clown your act.'

I mean, show this gentleman your clown act.

(Rocko) 'Yes, sir.'

I start the show with my juggling act.

Like this.

Hey!

The kiddies just love this.

Help! Put me down!

Okay.

thud

Bravo! Bravo! You were great, Rocko.

Alright, alright, he's hired.

Just get him somebody else to juggle.

Now, I'm also supposed to arrange an act

for our lodge's annual party.

Here's a list of the things we need.

"Paper hats, cactus juice, the dancing girls."

Oh, Rocko, send out the Boulderettes.

(Rocko) 'Yes, sir.'

[instrumental music]

It happens every time.

Easy, Fred. Steady.

Well, what do you think?

thud

'Happens every time.'

Now, you got it all straight?

Check.

At 7 o'clock, I send Rocko, the clown

to the Flintstone residence.

And at 8 o'clock, the Boulderettes

'report in at the Water Buffalo Lodge.'

Right you are. Let's go, Barney!

It's gonna be a wild night.

Yabba-dabba-doo!

Hmm. Now, let's see. Which was which?

Was Rocko, the clown supposed to go to the Flintstones'

or to the Water Buffalo Lodge?

Oh, well. Only one way to settle it.

'I'll flip a coin. Call it, Rocko.'

Heads.

Heads it is.

You go to the Buffalo Lodge at 8 o'clock tomorrow night.

And you, Boulderettes, check in at

the Flintstone residence at 7:00.

If I'm wrong, what can I lose?

I'm the only caterer in town.

(Wilma) 'Isn't that cute, Fred?'

'Look at all those kids.'

[chuckles]

This is gonna be a party you'll never forget.

Hi, everybody.

(Wilma) Betty, Barney, come on in.

How's that for a birthday cake, Barn?

(Barney) 'Oh, looks like that caterer is right on the ball, Fred.'

'It's a beaut.'

(Betty) Sit next to Pebbles, Bamm-Bamm.

[babbling]

I wish I understood baby talk.

Yeah. Maybe we're missing a good joke.

[giggles]

Okay, Fred. Start the party.

Right, sweetheart.

Alright, let the show begin!

(male 3) 'Presenting the Alligator's Ragtime Band.'

'Plus two!'

[ragtime music]

Kind of a swinging group for a kids' party.

But I guess the caterer knows what he's doing.

(Wilma) 'Aah! Fred, look!'

Coming out of the birthday cake.

'Dancing girls, millions of 'em!'

Uh-oh. The Boulderettes. Something's gone wrong.

Boy, oh, boy

we never had anything like this when I was a kid.

[laughing]

Hush up, Barney.

Fred, what's the meaning of this?

As soon as I find out, I'll let you know.

Uh, this way, girls.

Alright, Fred, you'd better start explaining.

Well, I-I-uh, uh..

I'd-I'd better get the kids started on the games.

I wonder where Rocko the clown is.

He's supposed to run this show.

Here, kids.

We're all gonna play pin the tail on the dinosaur.

(Harvey) 'Gee, thanks, Mr. Flintstone.'

You're welcome, Harvey.

(Harvey) 'I got a pair of jacks.'

- 'Three queens.' - Four aces!

Fred, they're playing poker.

Sorry, kids. The game's over.

Don't worry, Wilma, I'll get rid of the cards

and serve some refreshments.

[instrumental music]

Here they come again!

? Scoobey-doobey doobey ?

? Doobey-doobey-doobey ?

? Scoobey-doobey doobey ?

? Scoobey-doobey do ?

Barney!

Uh, I was only trying to push 'em out the back door.

(Fred) Never mind, Barney. I'll do it.

bam

They're out. Oh, boy, what a mess.

Holy mackerel!

I can't believe it.

'Man, that Flintstone really knows how to live.'

And if you want to keep on living

you better get back to those dishes!

Yes, dear.

Now, if I could only think of an excuse to give Wilma.

[instrumental music]

Now, just a rock-pickin' minute!

You dancing girls, out! Come on, out, out, out!

Ohh, that man.

(all together) We want ice cream! We want ice cream!

Fred, do something. You're ruining the party.

Okay, okay, I'll get the soda pop

out of the refrigerator.

(all kids together) 'We want ice cream!'

'We want ice cream!'

Ohh...those girls really get around.

I got the soft drinks, Fred.

Relax. I'll serve the kids.

Thanks, Barney. I appreciate your help.

Mmm. Well, well, well.

'Ice cold rock cola.'

I could use a drink myself.

gulp gulp gulp

Hey, Barney! Hold the drinks!

Why? What's wrong, Fred?

This is cactus juice!

If we served this to the kids, we'd really have a party.

Oh, no!

crash

Oh, my aching back!

Well, that does it.

It's a disgrace to the community.

Operator, get me the police.

A wild party, eh?

Dancing girls?

Juvenile delinquents?

Yes, ma'am. We'll get right on it.

Okay, men, get the wagon rolling.

It's gonna be a raid.

[rag band music]

I don't understand it.

This is a kid's party?

Hey, you know what I think?

The caterer must've got the parties mixed up.

Of course! That's it.

Oh, I'd better get over to the club and explain.

Cover for me, Barney.

Okay, Fred. And good luck.

[siren blaring]

Hmm. The police.

Must be giving somebody a ticket.

Alright, men.

Looks like a real wild one.

Use tear gas if necessary

and surround the whole bunch.

'Alright, break it up!'

'This is a raid!'

(all together) A raid?

'Don't give me no back talk!'

Everybody out in the wagon on the double!

Hup-hup-hup-hup, hup-hup-hup-hup.

(Betty) Oh, Wilma, we're criminals.

And dear Fred ran out on us.

Ooh! Wait till I get my hands on him.

[instrumental music]

Boy, these kiddie parties get wilder every day.

(male 4) 'Some party this is.'

'Ice cream and cake. Yuck!'

And get a load of the master of ceremonies.

In a clown suit, yet.

Well, is everybody happy?

toot

Ohh, how I hate working

with these bigger kids.

Alright, come on. Let's have some action.

How about a poker game?

Oh, I have a better game.

It's called "Pin the tail on the dinosaur."

Well, how about "Pin the tail on the clown?"

Yeoww!

How about some refreshment?

Well, it's about time. We can use it.

gulp gulp gulp

Hey, this isn't cactus juice.

It's soda pop!

Yes. Delicious, isn't it?

What a mixed-up night this is.

I couldn't have had more things go wrong if I'd planned on it.

thud

A flat! And I haven't got a spare.

Oh, boy. That's all I needed.

I, I passed a service station about a mile back.

Maybe I can pick up a new tire.

[panting]

(male 5) 'What can I do for you, Mac?'

Uh, do you sell spare tires?

Looks like you already got one, Mac.

Huh? Where?

Right here.

'Spare tire. Get it?'

[laughs]

Ha ha, very funny.

Just get me the tire and spare me the jokes.

One thing I can't stand is a funny guy when I'm in a hurry.

Uh-oh. It's going too fast.

I've lost control.

Hey, come back!

Hold it! Hold it!

Uh-oh.

Help!

crash

Oh, boy.

I'll be glad when they invent rubber tires.

creek creek creek

Uhh!

Boy, they make wheels heavy these days.

There. It's on.

Take her down, Jack.

creek creek creek

thud

I wonder if my group insurance

covers assault and battery

by a group of Water Buffaloes.

Just wait till I get my hands on that Flintstone.

Yeah. He's the one who arranged this party.

I'll tear him apart. I'll--

(Fred) 'Hey, fellas. Has the party started yet?'

I wanna explain something.

- 'There he is!' - 'After him!'

'Let's get that party wrecker!'

Come back here, Flintstone!

Don't let him get away!

'Grab him, quick!'

(man on radio) 'Calling Car 34.'

'Proceed to Water Buffalo Lodge.'

'Big riot in progress. Over.'

My, but we're busy tonight.

Let's go, Elsie.

[siren blaring]

Come on down, Flintstone.

Yeah, before we come up after you.

'Clowns, who needs them?'

'Chop the tree down!'

[siren blaring]

Uh-oh, the cops!

Alright, hold it, you guys.

We're taking you in for disturbing the peace.

'In the paddy wagon with ya.'

[instrumental music]

Hey, do you see what I see?

Uh, da-dancing girls!

Easy, girls, easy.

Back inside, all of you.

Hey, wait a minute, officer.

We're under arrest, remember?

Last one in the paddy wagon is a rockhead.

Ha ha! Yippee!

'Ya-hoo!'

'Alright, you. Come on down.'

thud

(Fred) 'I can explain the whole thing, officer.'

It's very simple, if you'll just listen.

The whole thing started yesterday

while I was having breakfast.

You see, it was Pebbles' birthday..

Now, let me get this straight.

There were two parties

one with dancing girls and one with a clown.

But they got mixed up, and a riot started.

That's right, officer.

So what? I'm the only caterer in town.

Well, I, uh, I guess I'll have to accept that.

Besides, how else can I explain to the commissioner

that I raided a kiddie party?

Uh, you can all go home

'if you promise never to darken this precinct again.'

Oh, thank you, judge.

Oh, yes, thank you.

(Fred) 'Yabba-dabba-doo!'

Let's go, girls.

We still have a benefit to do.

[instrumental music]

Hey, wait for me!

- Where's the party? - Yah-hah!

(all together) Yippee! Yippee-yippee!

Let's go, Wilma.

We better get these kids home

before their mothers start calling.

I'm sorry I got angry with you, Fred.

It wasn't your fault.

[chuckles] Forget it, Wilma.

Well, so long, kids

and, uh, try to keep your folks out of trouble, huh?

[all laughing]

Oh, look, Fred. Aren't the children cute?

Yeah.

Especially the fat one in the middle.

[all laughing]

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