Original subtitles

(Barney) 'So long, Betty. I'm off to the bowlin' alley with Fred.'

(Betty) 'Bye, Barney. Don't be too late.'

? Dum-dum da-dee doo-doo-doo ?

? Dum da-da doo-doo-doo ?

? Doo-doo-doo ?

I think I'll take the shortcut.

[water splashes]

Oops, I forgot about

Fred's new fishpond.

[screams]

bark bark bark

Boy, those cannibal fish

are better than a watchdog.

[knocking on door]

- Come in. - 'Hiya, Fred.'

- You all set? - Set for what?

Bowlin'. What else?

It's bowlin' night tonight, remember?

(Fred) 'Oh, that's right! I almost forgot!'

Be right with you, Barney.

'Now, let me see, tennis racquet'

'golf club, snowshoes.'

Aha! Here we are!

Bowlin' ball.

screech

Hey, Wilma!

I'm leavin' for the bowlin' alley!

Why don't you take Dino with you?

He's been in the house all day.

Dino? Well, he don't bowl.

[chuckles]

Oh, alright. Come on.

You can sit in the car while we bowl.

[gibberish]

[theme song]

[squawks]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone-Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

? A-bowlin' we will go ?

? A-bowlin' we will go ?

? I'm gonna beat Barney tonight ?

? A-bowlin' we will go-o-o ??

[Dino howling]

[laughing]

Dino sounds better than you, Fred.

- Ah. - Hey, uh..

By the way, did you remember

to make a reservation?

Yup. We got alley 13.

Oh, fine. That's, uh..

Uh, alley 13?

Fred, that's the unlucky alley.

What are you talking about, "Unlucky alley?"

Well, the last guys who used alley 13

all came down with the bowler's bends.

Bowler's bends? Of all the silly..

Look out, Fred! Hit the brakes!

[tires screeching]

A black catasaurus, Fred.

Hey, hey, hey, scat! Shoo!

Shoo! Beat it!

I don't like it, Fred.

That black catasaurus crossed your path.

And you know what that means.

Yeah, that means

that you're a superstitious lunkhead.

Now, knock it off!

[whirring]

You wait in the car, Dino, till after the game.

Here, I'll play the radio for you.

? Yeah yeah yeah ? ? Yeah yeah ?

Hey, sounds like those

English kids, The Bagels.

Not Bagels. Beagles.

[laughing] Pebbles and Dino love 'em.

They got all their records.

? Yeah yeah yeah ? ? Yeah yeah yeah ?

? Yeah yeah yeah ??

[gibberish]

I got a feelin', Barney

tonight's gonna be my lucky night!

I don't know, Fred.

- Hey-hey, Fred, look out! - Huh?

- What's the matter? - You walked under a ladder.

That's more bad luck!

One more time, Barney, one more time

and you're gonna get a hex on the head.

Now come on, let's bowl.

I feel lucky tonight, Barney!

Stand back and watch

the old master make a strike-a-roonie.

[dramatic music]

[piano music]

thud

crack

[clatters]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. What did I tell you, Fred?

Alley 13.

"Alley 13. Alley 13."

Will you stop with that black-magic talk?

You're throwin' me off my game.

[dramatic music]

[piano music]

[rumbling]

thud

A stee-rike! Ha-ha!

What does your superstitious mind think of that?

- Look, Fred. - Huh?

I was robbed. That's all I gotta say.

By whom? That's the spooky question.

[instrumental music]

[rumbling]

Alright, Fred, give me a logical explanation for that.

[laughing] It's easy, Barney.

It's that screwy reverse hook you got.

[laughing]

[instrumental music]

[rumbling]

thud

Yabba-dabba-doo!

thud

thud

creak

Hey, Fred? Fred, you alright?

[gibberish]

thud

Fred, speak to me.

Uh, ee-ee..

You tell me a story, mommy.

Fred, it's me, Barney. I'm not your mommy.

Yeah, I want a glass of water, mommy.

- How is he, Mac? - Knocked him cold, huh?

Oh, worse than that. He thinks he's a kid again.

Ah, you better get him to a doctor.

Yeah, he-he might think he's a baby and want his bottle.

[instrumental music]

Duh, uh, where are we goin', mommy?

Uh, mommy's takin' her little boy to see a doctor.

[bawling]

I don't wanna see a doctor!

[bawling]

Dear, I gotta find a doctor quicker

or I'll be baby-sittin' all night.

Uh-oh, uh, there's one that looks open for business.

(Barney) 'Uh, "Dr. Sigrock Freep."'

Good evening, gentlemen.

What can I do for you?

Well, my friend Fred, he isn't well.

He got hit on the head by a bowlin' ball.

Mama, mama, mama.

Uh-huh. Very, very interesting. Ja.

Obviously, a case of cranus ciroidus.

Huh? Uh, what's that?

'He is allergic to bowling balls.'

- Oh! - Now, uh, sit the patient down.

Und we proceed with the beginning, ja? Hm.

I get one of mine delicate instruments.

So we are ready?

Oh, oh, wait a minute, doc. Uh, what's with that hammer?

[scoffs] That's a stupid question. I am with the hammer.

[laughs] Ah, but do not worry.

I am as gentle as a pussycat. Watch me.

I will check the patient's reflexes, ja?

Mama. Mama.

Oh, isn't that cute?

Hey, get on with it, doc.

First the knee bone, the left knee.

Very, very interesting.

The right knee. Amazing!

And finally, the point of the whole test

the head bone.

(Sigrock) Yeow!

Just as I suspected.

Oh, what, doc? What, what, what?

My wisdom tooth is loose.

'Bring him into the laboratory.'

Uh, don't worry, Fred, old pal. Uh, I'm with you.

I will run a few tests.

Now-now, don't hurt him, doc.

First, the blood pressure.

[creaking]

bam

But, doc, shouldn't we be doing something about his head?

Ja, ja. Now we really look into the whole subject.

Bring him to my x-ray machine.

[clears throat] Then we get the inside information, ja?

Now we start.

Very, very interesting.

That's his problem. He's got no bones.

No bones? Why, that's impossible!

I know Fred's got bones in his head.

Uh, your machine is wrong.

Ja, ja. Here's the trouble.

The light is not on. Mm-hmm.

The pilot has gone out again. I whistle for him.

[whistles]

'A-ha! That's much better.'

'Nah, but that's bad, Very, very bad.'

Wh-wh-what? What's wrong with him, doc?

I mean it's obvious.

He was conked on the noggin' bone

which is connected to the neck bone

the neck bone connected to the backbone

the backbone connected to the leg bone.

- The leg bone-- - Stop! Stop!

I-I can't stand the suspense.

Uh, what's the horrible news?

He has got flat-footers.

- I'll have to operate at once. - Operate?

But no one ever fixes a head by operatin' on feet.

Really? Well, well, what do you know?

Another first for me.

Here's something I wanted to try for sometime.

But-but, doc, how come you're puttin' Fred in that box?

And, uh, what's with that saw?

I always got a couple of tricks up my sleeve.

You mind if I cut in?

Hey, hey, doc, doc, you

you're splittin' up a beautiful friendship.

You know what they say, "Two Freds are better than one."

Oh, poor Fred. I can't look.

Ooh. Ah. I-it's tragic.

No, it's magic.

You see, in this box he's all in one piece

und the other half has dummy legs.

Oh, boy, and you're a dummy doc.

Und now for my next trick, I make him disappear.

Hey, h-hold it, doc.

For the next trick, we'll both disappear.

Say, that's good.

[laughing] I got to learn that one.

I better find another doctor.

Uh, now, let me see, uh, "Accountants

carpenters, dogcatchers."

Oh, here we are, "Mad doctors."

Uh, "Dr. Boulderheimer."

Uh, "Dr. Kilarock."

Uh, "Dr. Len Frankenstone.

711 Monster Drive."

Hey, that's in the neighborhood. I-I'll take Fred there.

Oh, but first I'll call Betty and tell her what happened.

[telephone ringing]

Bam, bam. Bam, bam, bam!

Haa-haa. Haa-haa.

Alright, Bamm-Bamm, I'll wait.

Thank you.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Barney.

Fred's been hit with a bowlin' ball?

Is he alright?

Well, uh, it's kinda hard to figure.

Uh, I'll let you talk to him.

Hey-hey, it's Betty, Fred. Say somethin'.

[babbling]

What do you think?

I think you ought to take him

to a doctor.

'That's what I figured, I-I-I'm on my way'

'to Dr. Frankenstone's office now.'

Good. I'll get Wilma and meet you there.

[instrumental music]

I'm glad you came, Dr. Zero.

I want you to see my latest experiment.

Something new in the annals of prehistoric medicine.

Len, Len Frankenstone

why do you persist?

Don't you know

a rolling pill gathers no moss?

Something inside me cries out.

"Be a mad doctor! Be a mad doctor!"

Alright, alright. It's your neck. Let's see it.

Step into my laboratory, doctor, and I'll show you.

I don't like it, Len Frankenstone.

I don't like it.

[growling]

[laughing]

I call this my personality transfer machine.

(Len) 'Watch carefully, doctor.'

See what happens when I pull the switch.

bam

crackle crackle

beep beep beep

[growling]

[laughing]

Len, you've switched their personalities.

Right. What do you say now, Dr. Zero?

What do I say?

I say, call the wagon, you have flipped!

Turn in your stethoscope, Len, before it's too late.

Not before I try my experiment on a human being.

[knocking on door]

Come in.

Uh, Dr. Frankenstone, I presume?

- Uh, my name is Rubble. - Dr. Zero, look.

The perfect subject for my experiment.

Hey, I got a problem, doctor.

Don't worry, Mr. Rubble. Your problem will soon be over.

Leave everything to me.

Hold it, doctor. I'm not sick.

It's my pal, Fred Flintstone.

Sorry.

screech

(Len) Don't panic, Flintstone.

I know just what to do.

When I finish, you'll be a new man, or something.

Len, Len, don't do it!

Release the patient.

Stop bugging me, Zero.

I've just got to be a mad doctor.

crackle crackle

beep beep beep

[instrumental music]

I wonder how Fred is doin'.

(Fred) 'Oh, there you are, Barney.'

Hey, what happened?

What are we doin' in a doctor's office?

Well, you got hit on the head with a bowlin' ball, Dino, and..

[mumbling] Dino, you're talkin' like Fred!

Oh, knock it off, Barney. I got a splittin' headache.

'I'll go pay the doctor and we'll get out of here.'

Hey, doc, what do I owe you, pal?

Gee!

Maybe I ought to see the doctor.

I could've sworn that was Dino.

Oh, Barney, I'm so glad you're still here.

- How's Fred? - Yeah, how's his head?

His head? Well, uh, buh, that's bad enough.

But, uh, what really gets me is his tail!

Tail? What are you talking about?

Why don't you call him and see for yourself?

Oh, Fred, it's me Wilma.

Are you alright?

[barking]

[panting]

[laughing] Oh, Fred, stop your clowning.

Hiya, Wilma. I thought I heard you callin' me.

'What are you doin' down here?'

Fred! I-I mean, Dino!

I mean, Fred! I mean, what's going on?

Wilma, meet Dr. Frankenstone.

How do you do, madam?

You, you! You!

What have you done to my husband or-or Dino

or whatever the case may be?

Go ahead, Len.

You wanted to be a mad doctor.

Now give the poor woman an explanation.

[bawling]

I'm married to a dinosaurus!

[Wilma and Betty bawling]

Hey, wait. Well, what's everybody cryin' about?

Come on, let's get out of here, Wilma. I'm starved.

I could go for a nice soup bone.

Did you hear that, doctor? He wants a soup bone.

Aren't you ashamed, Len Frankenstone?

Alright, alright, I goofed.

Everybody back to the laboratory

on the double.

Len, Len boy, now you're talking.

(Zero) 'Come on, Dino, back to the laboratory.'

[barking]

Hey, uh, I'll keep Fred company, Wilma.

'Here, Fred. Here, Fred!'

[meowing]

[barking]

Hey, Fred.

[barking]

[meowing]

[barking]

[meowing]

[growling]

[meowing]

crash

[Fred barking]

No, Fred. Uh-uh, Dino.

Uh, uh, down, boy. Uh, uh, down, Fred.

Uh, Fred.. Dino, uh, uh..

crash

Heel, Fred. Uh, heel, boy.

[panting]

Okay, okay, doggie

back to the laboratory.

[instrumental music]

[buzzing]

[barking]

[panting]

It's Dino!

And he's back to normal.

(Fred) 'Okay, Wilma, we can leave now.'

(Wilma) 'Fred, you're not Dino anymore.'

(Betty) 'Thank goodness!'

Come on, honey, I'll take you home

and, uh, fix you a nice, big..

[kissing]

Hiya, sweetheart. Sorry to keep you waitin'.

Oh, it's Barney.

I mean, it's Fred!

What is she talkin' about, Wilma?

Oh, no! You're not Fred.

You're Barney and Barney's Fred!

Yeah, and you're Cleopatra.

Now stop kiddin' and let's go home!

[laughing]

Maybe the girls ought to see a doctor, huh, Fred?

What's the trouble, ladies? What's all the racket about?

Look what you've done!

You've switched their personalities!

Hey, control yourself, Wilma. You're getting high-sterical.

High-ster.. Uh, hysterical?

Who wouldn't be? I didn't marry him!

What are you complaining about, Wilma?

Look what I'm stuck with!

Well, if that's the way you feel about it, I'm leavin'.

Me, too. Let's go, Barney.

Well, Len Frankenstone

are you proud of yourself?

One dumb experiment

and you've broken up two families.

Alright, alright.

Everybody back to the laboratory.

I don't get it, Fred. What's all the fuss about?

Oh, you know women, Barney.

It's like when they go shoppin'.

They're always returnin' things.

- Oh! I'm so nervous. - Me, too!

Hold it, doc. One question before you pull that switch.

Yeah, yeah. What is it?

How would you like to have my seat?

[laughing]

crackle crackle

beep beep beep

There, that should do it.

Alright, Mr. Flintstone, you can leave now.

(as Wilma) Thank goodness.

(as Fred) I'm gettin' tired of this routine.

(as Betty) Me, too. Let's get out of here.

(as Barney) I'm with you.

Len Frankenstone

now look what you have done!

(as Fred) So long, Frankenstone.

If you ever need any excavation work

call me, and I'll bring my shovel.

[laughing]

(as Barney) Hey, uh, how would you like to join our lodge, doc?

Us water buffalos have a ball.

[chuckles] You know what I mean?

[laughing]

Now what, Len? Now what?

What else? Back to the drawin' board.

Alright, Len, try again.

'And keep your fingers crossed.'

bam

crackle crackle

beep beep beep

Well? Well?

Somebody say somethin'.

[barking]

[howling]

(as Zero) Stop that racket, Dino.

Oh, no!

My electric bill

it's gonna be murder!

crackle crackle

beep beep beep

I feel fine now.

- How about you, Betty? - Just perfect.

- You alright, Barney? - Oh, yeah, sure.

Uh, how you feeling, Fred?

Never felt better in my life.

[barking]

Len, Len, you did it!

Look at those happy faces.

You have restored their normal personalities, Len.

What do you say now, doctor?

(as Fred) What do I say?

Yabba-dabba-doo!

Well, it took most of the night, but we finally made it.

(Barney) 'Yeah, it's, uh, good to know that I'm me.'

Thank goodness we're all back to normal.

You can say that again. What a night!

[barking]

Believe me, I've seen my last doctor.

I promise never to have an accident again.

[screams] My foot! My foot!

Ooh, it's busted! Oh-oh-oh, the pain!

(Fred) 'Get a doctor! Quick! Quick!'

[tires screeching]

Pardon me. Did someone call for a doctor?

Huh?

The name is Dracuslab.

Dr. Dracuslab.

It was all my fault. I will take care of you.

Wilma!

Let's get out of here!

Why? Why do they always run away from me?

It's beginning to drive me bats!

[bat screeching]

Away, Charlie.

I wasn't talking to you.

[bats screeching]

Well, time for another house call.

[bats screeching]

[chomping]

Oh, that was a lovely dinner, Wilma.

Yeah, nothin' like Chinese food to fill you up.

Oh, how about some more of that

sweet-and-sour pterodactyl, Wilma?

[babbling] Ter-dactyl.

Give me. Give me. Give me.

[laughing]

Ain't that cute? Pebbles is still hungry.

Here, sweetheart.

Try some of this brontosaurus suey.

Mm! That's real crazy, pop.

- Can I have some more? - Why, sure, honey.

Pebbles, you spoke!

You can talk!

[laughing]

That was me, Fred.

How do you like my ventriloquism?

'Uh-uh, I should be in show business, huh?'

I'll show-business you, Barney. After all we've been through..

N-n-now, take it easy, Fred. I was only kiddin'.

Come back here, wise guy!

(Fred) I'm gonna kid you right to the moon!

screech

Come on out, Barney!

I know you're hidin'!

(Barney) 'Psst. Hey, Fred.'

I saw him go behind the bushes.

- Oh, thanks, Dino. - Oh, you're welcome.

[laughing]

Oh, boy, are you gullible.

Barney, I'm gonna..

Uh-oh! He's flipped.

You asked for it, Barney!

I'm gonna bowl you over with this rock!

Boy, what form! Right down the old alley.

thud

thud

thud

screech

How do you like that? He's out cold again.

Well, back to the "Yellow Rock Pages."

Uh, "Dr. Sigmund Fraudstone.

"Dr. Boulder, Dr. Jekyllrock."

Hey, that's a good family-doctor name.

And he's in the neighborhood.

'How's, uh, Jekyllrock sound to you, Fred?'

Uh, tell me a story

mommy.

(Barney) 'Well, here we go again.'

[babbling]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone-Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

bang bang bang

[instrumental music]

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