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[scatting]

Just what are you doing in my house?

Correction, Fred. Our house.

Here's the new deed.

It seems we built half on my land.

This is the property line.

(Fred) 'Barney, you sneaky double crosser!'

Okay, Rubble, this means war!

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[instrumental music]

[yawning]

crash

[yawning]

Am I beat!

Oh, sure is nice to come home where a guy can unravel

and relax after a long day's work.

poing poing

Okay, okay! Stop pushing.

[snoring]

(Fred) 'Uh-oh, it's Dino. Sound asleep.'

'What a break!'

Maybe I can sneak by him without going through

his wild "welcome-home-the-master" bit.

I think I made it.

Hey!

thud

Oh, cut it out! stop! Heel! Heel, Di..

I was prepared for this. Here, Dino.

Fetch the bone.

[barking]

screech

That Dino is enough to make a guy wanna go

right back to work.

Dino! Shee!

I wonder how he does that.

- See you later, Wilma. - 'Bye, Betty.'

What I need is a watchdog for my watchdog.

Hi, Wilma.

What's for dinner?

Braised brontosaurs ribs, and rockerford dressing.

Huh? Wilma again?

- Then who's that? - So long, Betty.

Now, let's not carry this good neighbor stuff too far, Fred.

Bye, Wilma.

[giggles]

Relax, Betty.

Last night, Fred kissed the vacuum cleaner

I left standing near the door.

Ah, dinner'll be ready in a minute, dear.

- Go say hello to Pebbles. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

(Fred) 'Hello, little Pebbly poo.'

And how's daddy's little girl?

[babbling]

Hey!

Help! Wilma!

crash

Oh!

Ouch!

Wilma, what's all this junk doing here?

Why wasn't it put away?

Sorry, Fred. There's no place to put them.

The closets are full.

You've been promising

to add on a room for over a year.

- We need the space. - Alright, okay.

I'll start on the new room tomorrow

and that's a promise, okay?

Oh, Fred, you mean it?

- At last? - 'Yeah, I mean it.'

I'll call Barney after dinner. He'll give me a hand.

Gee, Fred, that's a lot of work.

Do you think Barney'll do it?

Well, of course he will.

Barney's my best pal.

And best pals do what they're told.

That's what friends are for.

chomp

Now, I'm really stuffed.

I couldn't eat another bite.

Good timing, Fred.

There's not a bite left.

Huh? Oh. He he he, yeah.

- Eh, where's the toothpicks? - 'Right behind you.'

'Oh, thanks.'

Ouch!

Doesn't he know it's impolite

to pick his teeth at the table?

Well, I guess I better go rehearse my acceptance speech

for being chosen Water Buffalo of the Year.

Don't you think you should wait to see if you won first, Fred?

Oh, ho, ho, ho, it's in the bag, Wilma.

I checked all the votes.

Half the guys are voting for Rockhead.

The other half is voting for me.

Barney's the deciding vote. Heh, heh.

Naturally, he'll vote for me.

Old Barney's a good egg.

Well don't count your friendly egg before he's hatched.

[both chuckle]

"Dearly beloved Water Buffaloes.

"We are gathered here to honor a great man--"

Excuse me, dear, it's Pebbles' bedtime.

- Kiss her goodnight. - "We.." Huh?

Oh! Oh, oh, oh, yeah.

mwah

Goodnight, sweetheart. Sleep tight.

slurp

Now, cut that out! Go on, go to bed.

Oh Fred, after all, you started it.

You kissed Dino first.

Oh.

Goodnight, baby.

Now, let's see, where was I?

You were saying what a great man you were.

But it'd be best if you did it elsewhere.

You might keep Pebbles awake.

She's practically asleep already.

- 'Let's leave her alone.' - Alright, alright.

I'll rehearse in the living room.

"And I might add, humbly

it couldn't happen to a nicer guy than me."

Fred, please, I'm trying to read.

Would you mind practicing your speech in the kitchen?

Oh, boy!

Whoever said "A man's home is his castle"

was probably a woman.

"Therefore, I modestly accept this.."

[motor rumbling]

Shee!

I can't hear myself talk with that washing machine going.

[snoring]

Oh, no!

Now, Dino has to start snoring.

'What a racket!'

[continues snoring]

That does it!

This place sounds like a rock factory.

I'm calling Barney and tell him we start adding on a room

'first thing in the morning.'

'At least I'll have one private room.'

- Hiya, Fred. - Hiya, Barney.

Say, I...huh?

Oh, never mind. You just walked in.

Just walked in? What are you trying to pull?

You're supposed to be home answering the phone.

Oh, Gee, I didn't know. I better get before you hang up.

Hold it, Barney!

Now, settle down.

I got a couple of questions for ya.

Eh..

...we've been pals for a long time, right?

Right, Fred.

And true pals always help out in a pinch, right?

- Right. - 'Well, I'm in a pinch.'

I need a room added on, we start work in the morning.

- But I-- - 'Bright and early.'

Now I know what it feels like to be drafted.

Eh, according to the plans

we should stake out the area first.

Well how do you like your steaks?

Rare, medium or well done?

- 'Heh, heh, heh.' - Heh, heh, heh.

Will you knock off that corn?

The first stake, it should drive in..

...right about here.

And then we can start forming up the foundation.

That's it!

Yeaow!

Will you quit using a curved stake?

Here's a straight one.

Now, try not to goof this one up, will you?

I will, Fred. I mean, I won't, Fred.

thump

You know what this means

don't you, Barney?

Okay, Fred, I owe you one.

bang

Okay, Barn, the forms are ready.

You can start pouring the concrete.

Right, Fred. Get ready. Here it comes.

creak creak creak

If I wasn't a high school dropout, I'd get a better job.

(Barney) 'When you have enough, Fred, just say when.'

Okay, Barn.

When.

When.

When!

This is what happens when you use cheap help.

[sawing]

Can't get a much smoother plane than that.

Yeah, but my choppers will never be the same again.

The boys sure have been working hard.

They've been at it for days now.

Mm-hmm. And at last the new room is shaping up.

Even little Bamm-Bamm has been getting into the act.

Hey, Fred, have you checked the level of that beam yet?

Uh, I was just gonna do that.

Now, let's see now.

No, no, it's not level.

- Can you push up a little more? - Oh, sure thing.

Uh, up a little higher, Bamm-Bamm.

[babbling]

How's that, Fred?

(Fred) 'I think it's...no no no.

Yeah. Yeah, perfect, Barney. It's level.'

It's sure handy to have

the strongest boy in the world for a son.

[babbling]

[all laugh]

Okay, Barn.

Now, tighten the bolts.

'Right, Fred.'

One picture window coming up.

[drilling]

Boy, this modern equipment makes building a snap!

Uh-oh, we'll have to fix that.

bang bang bang

Thanks, pal.

Hey, bring the roof a little more this way.

'Hold it, back a little.'

'Back, back. Easy now.'

'Forward a mite.'

'Wait, wait, wait. Wait, back, back.'

Make up your mind. This thing is heavy.

(Barney) 'Uh, now, down.'

crash

Perfect fit, Fred!

thud

Hey, what happened, Fred?

We got the roof on just in time, Barney.

Because we just ran out of dinosaur power.

[panting]

Well, we're almost finished, Barn.

After this last coat of paint, we can call it quits.

It just goes to show ya

what you can accomplish with slave labor.

Or should I say..

...slave neighbor?

[Barney chuckles]

I hope he remembers to clean his brush.

I hate to go home with a sticky tail.

Well, Fred, at last it's finished.

Yeah.

Maybe now I can find peace and quiet

in my own private den.

Hey, Fred, we better get going to the Water Buffalo meeting.

- Tonight's the big night. - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.

[instrumental music]

Tonight, we are going to pick

The Water Buffalo of the Year, you know.

And may the best man win.

You mean that Fred?

Never spoke a truer word in my life.

[laughing]

(male 1) 'The royal order of Water Buffaloes

have come to the highlight of the evening.'

Men!

Tonight, we choose from our ranking file

a brother Buffalo to reign

as Water Buffalo of the Year.

The field has been narrowed down to two members.

First, Brother Joe Rockhead!

[crowd cheering]

'And Brother Fred Flintstone!'

[crowd cheering]

Confidentially, Rockhead

you don't stand a chance.

I counted all the votes.

It's a draw, except for my best pal

Barney Rubble.

And we know how he'll vote.

[laughing]

There he is.

Hiya, Barney!

Old bosom pal, buddy and chum!

Hiya, Freddie boy!

Old bosom pal, old buddy and chum.

You see, Rockhead? It's in the bag.

And now, here it is, men.

The winner is..

[drum roll]

Well, maybe next year, Rockhead.

'The winner is Joe Rockhead.'

Don't take it so hard.

Ya-hoo! I won, I won!

Ro-Ro-Ro-R-R-Rockhead won?

I..

...I've been double crossed!

? For Rockhead's jolly good fellow ?

? Which nobody can't deny ??

I-I-I just don't get it.

Gee, Fred, I thought you wanted the best man to win.

Yeah, but that's when I was the best man.

(Fred) 'I just don't understand it, Barney.'

'I counted all the votes.'

If 36 guys voted for Rockhead

and 36 voted for me

that left you to break the tie.

'And naturally, you voted for me.'

Oh, I didn't vote for you, Fred, I voted for Rockhead.

Oh, so that's what happened.

Thanks, Barn..

You voted for Rockhead?

I was gonna vote for you. Heh, heh, heh.

But you said may the best man win, so--

Out, out! Out!

You are no longer welcome in this house.

This place is off limits.

- Out, out! - Shee!

You can please some of the people some of the time

but you can't please some of the people

half the time, uh, or something like that.

The nerve of that traitor!

- Now, what Fred? - Wilma.

You are never to speak to those people next door again.

Oh Fred, Betty and Barney are our friends.

They are the enemy! The king has spoken!

All Rubbles are enemies, and are not welcome.

And that goes for you too, Bamm-Bamm.

[babbling]

Bamm. Bamm. Bamm, bamm, bamm.

Alright, alright, y-you can stay.

Now, go play with Pebbles.

How do you like that? And after I build on his new room, too.

Now I'm not even allowed to use it, huh.

Uh, excuse me.

I'm the city building inspector.

Are you Mr. Flintstone?

No, he's next door, I'm Mr. Rubble.

Oh, good! Just sign here, please.

It seems there's been a mistake.

The room Mr. Flintstone added on

extends halfway cross your property.

Hey, no kiddin'.

What's this I'm signin'?

Oh, this means you accept half the building on your land.

This will be recorded at City Hall.

Oh, boy, I own half a room!

Here's your copy.

It's all legal now.

If you or Mr. Flintstone have any questions

you can call the City Hall of Records.

- Good day, sir. - Oh, yeah, yeah, thanks.

Ho, ho, ho, gee, this is great!

My half of Fred's room will make

a swell nursery for Bamm-Bamm.

That picture has got to go.

'It should read, "My pal, Barney Traitor."'

Eagh!

I never wanna see that

Benedict Arnold's face!

Or, hear his voice in this house again!

[Barney scatting]

Just what are you doing in my house?

Correction, Fred. Our house.

Here's the new deed.

It seems we built half on my land.

This is the property line.

It won't work, Barney.

You got that phony deed at the joke shop.

Well, just call the City Hall of Records and see, Fred.

Okay, wise guy, I will.

I'll thank you to stay off my property while doing so.

[laughing]

Hello, record department?

Uh, this is Fred Flintstone.

Did you record a deed for half a room

in the name of Barney Rubble?

Oh, boy, he's gonna raise the roof when he hears the answer.

(Fred) 'Huh, you did?'

'Nice and legal?'

'Barney, you sneaky double crosser!'

Okay, Rubble.

This means war!

Well, it looks like the boys are at it again, Betty.

We better dig in.

Looks like a long, tough battle this time.

If they weren't such good friends

somebody might get hurt.

'Ah-ha!'

Turn my back for one minute, Wilma

and you're fraternizing with the enemy.

Out, out, out!

Oh, really, Fred?

We're up to nothing subversive.

- We're just talking. - And I'm just leaving.

Bye, Wilma.

Fred Flintstone?

Sorry, Wilma, but this is war.

And in war, sometimes innocent people get hurt.

boing

Your place has been declared off limits, Betty.

But how will we communicate?

We'll miss all the gossip.

We'll just have to use our old plan

U-2-V-4, okay?

Of course! I forgot about that one. Bye.

I hope I can remember my Morse code.

[giggling]

My turn.

Attaboy, hit him again!

Boy, what a punch that Sunny Listrone has!

'Wow, that was close!'

'Ooh, a beautiful right to the head!'

Come on, get up. You're not hurt.

That's it! Now, give him a right and a left.

I'm gonna hit you with a right and a left

if you don't shut off that noisy TV!

This is my half of the room, Fred, and I'll do what I want.

Especially if it bugs you.

[laughing]

bang

There you are, Barney.

You always wanted to be on TV.

[laughing]

And you're gonna get a free ride into orbit

if you don't knock off the noise!

You did it now, Fred.

You crossed over my property line.

I'm gonna have to resort to more drastic measures.

This sabertooth watch-cat will keep you in your place.

[roaring]

'Nothing will happen as long as you don't step over the line.'

If you think

you can frighten me with this cat..

snap

Don't worry, Fred.

The rope only reaches till the property line.

[laughing]

[snarling]

Save it, pal.

I've been growled at by experts

starting with my wife. Hah!

So I'm not scared of some old pussycat.

[roaring]

thud

[screech]

[laughing]

'Where'd my paper go?'

I wouldn't be surprised if that sneaky Rubble stole it.

Oh, growl yourself!

[giggling]

Boy, that cat really sinks

his sabre-teeth into his work.

Hey, Fred, what are you doing?

I'm walling up my half of the room.

All except this small hole

so I can keep my eye on you.

Now, let's see you bug me. Ha, ha, ha!

Oh, I'll think of something.

[laughing]

Really, Fred, don't you think

this silly fight has gone far enough?

In the words of that great patriot

John Gallstones

"I have not yet begun to give up the ship."

Oh, Fred!

Hey-hey, this war is paying off.

At last, I can relax peaceful and quiet

in complete privacy.

[jazz music]

[people cheering]

What a racket!

What's Rubble up to now?

A party?

He never threw a party without inviting me before.

Now, I'm really mad.

Alright, Rubble!

Knock off the racket in there!

Excuse me, Fred, this is a private party.

[scatting]

How would you like a private lump on the head?

Well, he's asked for this.

I'm coming in after you, Rubble.

I know you're in there.

Ah-ha! Gotcha!

[man screaming]

I'm gonna tear the joint apart!

thump

You're finally gonna get yours.

'Come here!'

Here comes that trip into space I promised ya.

As we say in French, arrivederci.

And as we say in America, boing!

crash

Eh, sorry, officer.

But what brings you here?

Oh, this is my old pal, Officer O'Brick.

I thought it'd be nice to have him around

just in case any hoodlums tried to crash the party.

[both laugh]

This is awful!

I haven't heard from Wilma in hours.

I'm missing all the gossip.

And that venetian blind Morse code bit

gets old fast.

- Hmph! War is heck. - Psst.

- Oh! - Shh, Betty, it's me, Wilma.

- I sneaked out. - Oh, thank heavens!

[giggles]

I thought you were a man-eating edamopoulos plant.

- How goes the war, Wilma? - Terrible, Betty.

Fred's bringing out the heavy artillery.

His stereo outfit.

Oh, dear, it's getting serious.

We better brace ourselves.

I feel a showdown is coming.

[snoring]

Boy, is he in for a rude awakening!

[laughing]

In cavaphonic sound, yet.

I hope this is a jazz type racket.

Those waltz tunes put me to sleep.

[continues snoring]

[jazz music blaring]

How do you like them woofers and tweeters, Rubble?

[laughing]

That did it, Flintstone!

You drove me too far.

I'm ready, Barney boy. Put up your dukes.

Oh dear, I think they're gonna fight

and right in front of the children!

- 'Oh, yeah?' - 'Oh, yeah yeah!'

[babbling]

[babbling]

I oughta warn ya. I'm pretty good with my fists.

Yeah, too bad you can't fight though.

Oh, yeah?

[rumbling]

It's an earthquake!

It's Bamm-Bamm!

'Don't-don't-don't Bamm-Bamm! Wait!'

(Fred) 'Quick, Barney, grab the kids. He's pulled the main beam.'

I'm right behind ya, Fred.

[rumbling]

Shee! We just made it.

Yeah, that's the end of that room.

'Nothing left, but a pile of rocks.'

I'm sorry.

Bamm-Bamm doesn't know his own strength sometimes.

Oh, well, it's not so bad.

At least, you two won't have anything to fight about now.

Hey, that's right Fred.

Shall we, uh, start out being friends again?

'Sure, Barn, just like always.'

Gee, I-I-I'm ashamed, Fred.

You really are the best man. I-I should've voted for you.

Ah, forget it!

I guess it took Bamm-Bamm to bring us to our senses.

[both laugh]

Hey, you don't suppose Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm.

planned it this way, do ya?

Oh, don't be silly, Barney!

Why, they're just babies.

[both babbling]

[both chuckling]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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