Original subtitles

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[birds chirping]

You and your secret fishing hole.

It's so secret even the fish don't know about it.

I haven't had a nibble all day.

That's funny, I almost got my limit

and we're using the same thing.

Yeah, well my worm mustn't be trying.

And maybe if you kept your mouth shut, a fish might bite.

And maybe if the fish kept their mouth shut

they wouldn't be here.

Oh, boy.

Oh-oh, I think I finally got a bite.

Wowie! Reel it in, Fred.

[grunts]

Good work. Now all you gotta do is climb up

the pole and choke him to death. He he he.

[imitates Barney] He he he.

I'm gonna choke you in a minute, wise guy.

[grunts]

Hey, y-you hooked a big one, Fred. H-hold on.

Oh, h-he must have gone for that little fish you caught.

Uh, reel him in gently. No, no, no, don't yank him.

Easy now, steady. Be calm.

Look, I don't tell you how to catch minnows.

So don't you tell me how to land the big ones.

Okay? Unh!

'Okay, Fred.'

thud

Atta boy, Fred. Hold it. Hold it while I gaff him.

Yea-oow!

Sorry, Fred. I goofed when I should have gaffed.

Use the net, you meathead.

splat

No!

Atta boy. H-hold him down, Fred. I-I got the net.

thud

Uh-oh! You got that angry look on your face, Fred.

Are you sore?

No, Barney, I always look like this

just before I kill someone.

Alright, Fred, We gotta have a picture

of your biggest catch ever.

Uh, give me a heroic pose, will you?

How's this?

sniff sniff

'Well, smile, Fred. Uh, this is a take.'

'Quiet on the set. Roll 'em.'

snap

Hey, somebody stole my fish.

Hey, there he goes, Fred. Look.

'Hey, it's a baby kitten.'

Come back with my fish, you horse thief.

Once in my life I catch a big fish

and some alley cat has to swipe it from me.

'Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Gotcha now.'

thud

You better drop that fish

if you don't wanna wind up in a tennis racket.

'I got you cornered now. It's no use now.'

You're trapped!

thud

'Got you.'

[grunting]

G-give me that fish, you little crook.

What's the matter, don't anybody ever feed you?

[roaring]

Yipe!

Help, Barney! Save me. Think of something.

I'm thinking, Fred. I'm thinking.

Oh, help! I'm a goner, Barney.

Say goodbye to Wilma and Pebbles for me.

'Tell 'em I went down fighting.'

chomp

[groaning]

Gosh, Fred! That was close.

You could have been killed o-or worse.

Wha-wha-wha-what happened?

Ohh, that little kitty catty saved your life, Fred.

'He nipped that bear but good.'

[mewing]

Ah, thanks, kitty.

I wonder what he's doing out here all alone.

Oh, he must be lost.

'No wonder he swiped your fish.'

[mewing]

'Hey, he looks half starved.'

Yeah, cute little feller, isn't he, Barn?

He he he.

Oh, cut it out, kitty. Cut it out.

slurp slurp

[purring]

Come here. Come here to Uncle Fred.

I think he likes you, Fred.

You must be a father image or something. He he he.

slurp slurp

[laughing]

Looks like I lost a fish but gained a pal.

I, uh, wonder if he likes neighbors.

Coochie coochie coo.

slurp slurp

[giggling]

Hey, he's-he's a cutie, Fred.

Hey, uh, you gonna keep him?

Yeah, why not? Pebbles would love a new pet.

slurp slurp

meow

[purring]

How's little Bamm-Bamm, Betty?

Did you find a playpen that'll hold him?

I think this one might do it, Wilma.

It's solid marble.

Bamm-Bamm kept crashing through the others.

[chuckles] 'He doesn't realize his own strength.'

Bam, bam! Bam, bam, bam!

[giggling]

- See what I mean? - I sure do.

[giggling]

Say, shouldn't Fred and Barney be home

from their fishing trip by now?

Oh, you know how it is?

They probably were held up at the fish market

on the way home.

[chuckling]

wham wham

[chuckling]

Yeah, they hate to come home empty-handed.

[giggling]

[Pebbles babbling]

[babbling]

Oh, good heavens! Bamm-Bamm's broken lose again.

Look, he's with the mailman.

Heh heh. Coochie coo.

Oh, don't do that, please.

My, what a strong little..

...grip you have.

Bam, bam! Bam, bam, bam!

Oh, boy.

I wonder what they're putting in kids' cereals these days.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Mailman.

- Are you alright? - Yeah, I...think so.

It's a mighty healthy boy you have there.

'Oh, what's his name?'

We call him Bamm-Bamm.

Bamm-Bamm. That figures.

I've got to watch him every minute.

- Hiya, Wilma. Betty. - Greetings, girls.

I brought home a surprise for you, Wilma.

Yeah, it's soft and warm and furry.

Oh, Fred. A new mink-o-saurus stole?

Eh, not quite.

Really the surprise is for Pebbles.

Set her down a minute and I'll show you.

He he he.

There you are, sweetie.

'Your own little kitty cat.'

slurp slurp

[babbling]

[purring]

(Wilma) 'Oh, Fred, what a darling little pet.'

Oh, she loves him.

I, uh, just hope he can adjust to you know who?

Yeah, that's right, Fred. What about Dino? He might be jealous.

Look, my Dino hasn't a jealous bone in his body.

That's right. He just plain hates cats.

Okay. I'll go and get Dino and prove it to you wise guys.

Uh-oh! I better get Pebbles out of the line of fire.

Come on, Dino. I want you to meet your new pal.

Better cover the baby's eyes, Betty.

This he shouldn't see. It's gonna be awful.

My Dino has always taken a peaceful view

of dog-cat relationships.

Dino, meet our new cat and your new buddy.

Oh, huh?

gulp

[growls]

meow

What did I tell you? No problem at all.

[growling]

Huh?

Ee-yea-oow!

Isn't it marvelous, how well they get along?

Like two peas in a pod.

[all laughing]

meow meow meow

[barking]

screech

(Fred) 'Uh-oh!'

thud

[barking]

You were right, Fred. They're crazy about each other.

[laughs]

Alright, alright.

So there is a slight clash of personalities.

Slight clash?

Looks more like a head-on collision to me.

I have a feeling this just isn't going to work out.

Hmm. How about that?

They sent another boulder into orbit.

meow meow meow

[barking]

Dino, I told you to quit chasing the cat in the house.

Down, boy. Down.

[barking]

bam

thump

Oh, boy. I'm gonna have to send him to obedience school.

It's six weeks now since you found that cat, Fred.

Isn't he getting rather large?

Why, naturally, he was just a kitten when I found him.

He he. Look how Pebbles loves him.

They are inseparable buddies.

[Pebbles babbling]

'Even Dino is trying to get along with him'

since he's grown some.

Now I just hope he stopped growing.

He eats like a lion as it is.

Eats like a lion.. Oh, boy!

Wilma, I told you a million times, don't exaggerate.

[barking]

Fred, you've had six months to teach Dino

'not to chase that cat.'

Huh? What did you say, Wilma?

[barking]

Dino, you chasing that cat again?

[roaring]

bam

thump

Well, anyway I'm glad to see

that now the cat's able

to take care of himself.

- 'Fred.' - Huh?

(Wilma) 'Will you please put the cat out?'

Oh, okay. Okay, Wilma. I'll get him.

Come on, kitty. Cats belong outside at night.

'You can join your pals on the fence.'

[chuckling]

Hey, try to keep it down tonight, will you, fellas?

meow

[roaring]

Who invited him anyway? Sheesh.

Good day, sir.

I represent the Rockopedia Britannica Company.

And I.. I-yiye-yiye-yiye..

slurrrp

Help! Help!

Fred Flintstone, that lion has got to go.

- What lion? - You know very well what lion.

'It's about time you faced facts.'

I told you, Wilma. He's just a little ol' alley cat I found.

Well, that little old alley cat

is eating us out of house and home.

All I have to do is mention the word food and he's..

[growling]

Now look what you did.

You shouldn't have said that word.

screech

slam

chomp chomp chomp

Well, Fred?

So he likes to nibble during commercials, who don't?

He's got to go while we still have food to..

Uh-oh, I said that word again.

[growling]

Oh, boy, there's nothing worse than teasing a dumb animal.

screech

I'm sorry, but the mess hall is closed.

[sobbing]

Nice work, Wilma. Now you hurt his feelings.

What are you trying to do? Give him a trauma or something?

Hey, why don't you go play somewhere, pal.

Momma and I would like to talk.

[purring]

Okay, Wilma, let's settle this once and for all.

So I admit he may have a trace of lion blood in him.

But I never knew I was married to a lion hater.

- Why, Wilma? Why? - Oh, don't be silly, Fred.

I think he's the sweetest lion I ever met.

But it's unfair to him as well as to us.

'He belongs in a zoo with other lions his own age.'

In a zoo? Why not just send him to Rockatraz Prison?

Hiya, Fred. Wilma.

How's things in the happiest kingdom of them all?

Hello.

Hey, hiya, kitty cat.

Hey, Fred, have you seen a trick me and your kitty worked out?

Uh, watch this, it'll kill you.

Uh, we might even make the Ed Shellivan Show

uh, with this bit.

chomp

Eeeeh! Ah!

Ain't that a ripper, Fred?

pop

[giggles]

What's the matter with you, Barney?

You darn near scared Wilma to death.

Oh, sorry, Wilma. We were just kidding.

It's not Barney's fault, Fred. We just can't go on like this.

Our home is no place for a lion.

Yeah, I hate to admit it, but I guess you're right, Wilma.

He's got to go.

But let me do it my own way, dear, will you?

Maybe I can find a nice home for him some place.

Of course, Fred. I understand.

You-you-you mean this ain't no k-k-kitty cat?

That's right, Barn.

He's a lion and we gotta get rid of him.

You mean I've been putting my head in a real lion's mouth?

I could've got killed. Oh!

thump

Hey, uh, how about the circus, Fred?

- He should fit in there. - Nothing doing.

No lion of mine is going into show business.

Too many heartbreaks.

Nope. I'm taking him back where he belongs.

To the wide open spaces where the deer

and the buffalo and the lions play.

Gosh, Fred, this is really far out. He'll never get back.

That's what I figured, Barn.

Well, old pal, this is it.

You've been just great. So take care of yourself.

This is where you belong. Free.

I'll always remember you.

[sniffles] Goodbye forever.

[Fred sobbing]

[sniffles]

[bawls]

Well, that's strike one, Fred. What's the next pitch?

I had a backup plan just in case.

It's kinda sneaky, but I have no choice.

Here, boy. Want a steak?

[growls]

slurp slurp

Fetch!

Let's go, Barney, before he gets back.

slam

[purring]

Hey, uh, nice try, Fred, but strike two.

He he he.

Hey, uh, how about that old hide-and-seek routine, huh?

Not a bad idea, Barn.

Maybe you are good for somethin' beside wisecracks.

Ahem...lion...old boy.

How about a friendly game of hide and seek?

[panting]

You cover your eyes, count to ten and then try to find me.

Oh, I hope I can still stand myself after this.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Uh, he's still countin', Fred. Let's get.

Well, that's the end of him.

boing

Almost, Fred, but not quite hardly.

He he he.

Oh, boy.

(male 1) 'Yes, this is the Bedrock Lion's Club.'

'Are you kidding?'

'What are you, some kind of a goof?'

thud

Boy, some lion's club don't even want a real lion.

I don't know, Fred. I don't think it'll work.

Just be quiet, will you?

And let those who can do the thinkin'.

What pet shop owner would turn down

a poor deserted animal at his door?

buzz

Some day that lion will thank me for this.

Maybe some rich billionaire will buy him

and give him a happy home.

vroom

Thanks for the help, Barney. See you tomorrow.

(Barney) 'Yeah, right, Fred.'

Well...it's all over.

He's-he's gone for good.

Oh, hi, uh, Wilma. I got rid of the lion.

- Uh-huh? - He's gone...forever.

He is, huh?

Never again will I feel his friendly paw on my shoulder.

- It's him! - Well, it isn't Yogi Bear.

slurp

There's only one choice left.

I hate to say it, but it's the zoo for him.

Zoo?

[bawls]

Oh, poor, kitty, he's really taking it hard.

boing

[Dino yelps]

Well, there's one guy who'd be glad to see the lion go.

Oh, well, guess I better call the zoo to come and pick him up.

- I'm sorry, Fred. - I know, Wilma.

But it's the best thing for all of us and him too.

[phone rings]

Hello? City Zoo. Mortar speaking.

Uh-huh? A lion, eh?

L-lion? Oops!

This is an emergency. Uh, j-just remain calm.

Keep the doors locked. D-don't excite him, don't panic.

Uh, we'll be right over.

swoosh

screech

Alright, men, fan out and surround the house.

We'll try to take him alive.

What's all the commotion?

It's the guys from the zoo

with a bunch of guns and stuff.

They got the place surrounded.

That's ridiculous. Our lion is as harmless as a kitten.

Yeah. I'll go tell 'em.

[trembling]

'Oh. They're scarin' him out of his wits.'

Get set, men. That lion may be coming out the front door.

Don't wait till you see the whites of his eyes.

Just blast him!

- Who's in charge here, anyway? - I am.

Uh-oh. Yeow!

Help! Wilma!

bang bang bang

Fred, what happened?

They're out of their rock-pickin' heads!

Hello in there. This is the head curator speaking.

Okay, lion, come out with your paws up.

'We're giving you ten seconds.'

Ten seconds? What's the matter with those guys anyway?

They've been watching too many TV shows.

Time's up! Okay, men, we'll use plan B.

Bring out Edie.

This plan hasn't failed us yet, eh, chief?

Now, what's going on?

Hey, they brought out a girl lion.

growl

meow

slurp slurp

And it isn't even spring.

[purring]

slam

(curator) 'We got him! Take him away!'

You're a brave man handling that lion, mister.

Brave? Oh, yeah, brave. Well, I, uh--

- Fred.. - Uh, yeah.

Will he be treated okay at the zoo?

- When can we visit him? - Oh, don't worry.

He'll be treated like a king. I wish I had it so good.

Steaks every meal and you can visit any day.

'We're always open. Well, so long, folks.'

Come on, Wilma. Let's say goodbye.

I hope our lion will be happy.

Well, he sure got a good start. Goodbye, old buddy.

Hey, don't you wanna say goodbye?

Huh?

[purring]

We'll visit you every Sunday.

We'll bring you goodies and--

Fred. I think they'd rather be left alone.

Ah. Heh heh heh.

I know what you mean. He he he.

- 'Hey, uh, Wilma.' - 'Yes, Barney.'

Any more of that cool grape juice left?

[Pebbles babbling]

[Bamm-Bamm babbling]

Coming up, Barney. Kiddies first.

It's your bid, Fred. Fred?

Huh? Oh-oh, sorry, Wilma.

I was just thinkin' about our lion.

Wonder how he's been all these months.

(Wilma) 'You better think about your cards.'

Come on, Fred. What are you bidding?

Oh, yeah. Why keep us up on the up? Uhh?

Don't worry, Barney.

'It's just Bamm-Bamm clearing the way'

'for Pebbles to crawl through.'

[laughs]

The little character has a pretty strong character.

Will you please bid, Fred?

Okay, Betty.

[knock on door]

Hey, uh, someone's at the door, Fred.

I'll get it.

Yep, what is it?

slurrrp

Yuck!

[whistles]

[purring]

[purring]

One, two

three, four. Sheesh!

Oh, boy. I know we shouldn't have missed visiting him.

Oh, aren't they darling?

What a lovely family. Aren't they sweet?

[purring]

(Barney) Hey, what are you gonna do now, Fred?

How about suicide?

Oh, Fred. Just call the zoo.

'In the morning, of course.'

I got a feeling it's gonna be a long night.

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

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