Original subtitles

Hiya, Bamm-Bamm.

How's the strongest baby in the world today?

Oh-ho, he's fine.

Hey, we thought he had the mumps yesterday.

But the doctor who examined him

and said what we thought was swelling

was only some new muscles. Heh heh heh.

[Fred laughing]

Go on, Bamm-Bamm. Shake hands with your Uncle Fred.

Put 'er there, feller.

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Yeoww!

Hey, Bamm-Bamm, let go.

Sorry, Fred. Little Bamm-Bamm doesn't know his own strength.

Heh heh heh.

Either that or when you said shake hands

he thought you said break hands.

[theme song]

squawkkk

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern stone age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

So, the doctor says to the guy

"What you need is fresh air and exercise."

And the guy says, "Fresh air and exercise?

Doc, I'm a mailman!"

[both laughing]

Oh, boy! That's a good one, Fred.

How's a bird supposed to get any sleep around here?

What do they think I am, a night owl?

[Fred laughing]

- Sam Quartz told it to me. - What's so funny?

I told Barney the story about the mailman and the doctor.

Oh.

As long as we're standing in front of the Rubble residence

would you like to come in for a while?

Thanks, Betty, but it's sort of late.

We told Mrs. Sitstone we'd be home early.

Yeah and we can't get the babysitter mad.

- Well, goodnight, Barney. - Goodnight, Fred.

- Goodnight, Betty. - Goodnight, Fred.

- 'Goodnight, Betty.' - 'Goodnight, Wilma.'

- 'Goodnight, Barney.' - 'Goodnight, Wilma.'

Goodnight already. Shee!

Did you have fun bowling tonight, sweetheart?

[sighs] Yes, I did, Fred.

Say, would you carry my bowling ball?

I really got tired tonight.

Oh, sure, I'm sorry, honey, I should've thought of it.

- Stick 'em up. - Huh?

You heard me, stick 'em up.

Fred, what are you going--

Don't turn around, lady, or fat boy here gets it.

Of all the nerve!

I'll just take your wallet, sir. Heh heh.

These bowling balls are heavy.

And they're gonna get heavier.

Now, I want you to count to a thousand, see.

And count nice and slow, see.

That's the way to do it.

Nice and slow.

Y-y-yes, sir.

Nice and slow.

One, two--

He's gone, Fred.

Three, four..

- ...five, six-- - 'Let's get the police.'

Wilma, I promised him I'd count to a thousand.

Now, you made me miss my count.

Let's see. Seven, eight, nine, ten..

[chime music]

Goo-goo gaa-gaa.

Oh, my! You certainly love that grape juice, Pebbles.

Now, go back to sleep like a good girl.

'Isn't she just darling?'

slam

Oh, Mrs. Flintstone! What on earth is wrong?

We were just held up, Mrs. Sitstone.

Operator, get me the police.

...twenty one, 22, 23..

What's taking the police so long?

By the time they get here that crook will be out of the state.

...three hundred fifty seven...358..

(Wilma) 'Oh, Fred! Put those bowling balls down.'

Yeah? Oh, yeah.

You know, Fred? I've been thinking.

It's a good thing you didn't decide to act a hero

with the hold-up man.

There's no telling what he might've done.

You're so right, Wilma.

I could've got my head shot off.

What do you mean, it's a good thing I didn't act a hero?

Are you implying I was a coward?

Of course not, Fred.

I just meant that..

Well, like you said, he might've shot your head off

if you hadn't--

Come on, say it, if I hadn't been a coward.

Fred Flintstone, now you're being ridiculous.

Fine thing! Just because I keep cool and don't lose my head

my own wife thinks I was afraid.

If you don't stop that, I'm gonna crown you with this vase.

[siren blaring]

The police are here. Let them in, Fred.

Oh, no! Not me!

I'm too much of a coward.

I'm scared to open doors at night.

knock knock knock

You're the lady that reported a hold-up?

Yes, uh, come in, please.

It happened right outside the house.

Right outside, eh? Better take notes, Harvey.

(Harvey) 'Right.'

Alright, now, sit down and relax, lady.

And try to remember exactly what happened.

Can you describe the man?

Well, he was wearing a mask and it was dark.

Uh-huh. Got that, Harvey?

Right. He was wearin' a dark mask.

Look, we couldn't get a good look at the guy.

But I can describe his voice.

Eh, it was mean and dangerous.

The way he said..

..."Nice and slow.

See, that's the way to do it."

My wife thinks I'm a coward, by not offering any resistance.

Why, that's silly. You did the wise thing, mister.

It's not bravery to tangle with an armed man, it's foolishness.

I didn't have a chance in the world.

He was behind me pokin' a gun in my back.

Look, I-I'll show you exactly how it was.

Now, you're me.

What was I to do?

You can see I didn't have a chan-n-nce!

We'll go out and look around the neighborhood, lady.

He may still be around. Goodnight, ma'am.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight, sir.

"Nice and slow, see." Uh-h-h!

snip snip snip

So, now, Wilma thinks I'm a coward.

But, Fred, that isn't like Wilma.

Surely, she realizes there was nothing you could do

under the circumstances.

Nothing anybody could do.

Eh, I wish you'd tell her that, will you, Barney?

Oh, sure! Glad to.

Oh, Wilma!

- 'Wilma!' - Yes?

I think, you're doing Fred an injustice, Wilma.

I mean, I know Fred, and he isn't a coward.

I never said he was.

Not in so many words, maybe. But you implied it, Wilma.

Fred, don't forget this hold-up man

had a tremendous advantage, a gun.

Yeah, and he had it pointed right at my back.

I-I'll show you exactly how it was, Barney.

Stand right here. Pretend this is the gun, Barney.

Alright.

And you'll see that I didn't have a chan-n-nce!

Boy, he flies better than I do.

crash

Honestly, Wilma, I don't see how you can play bridge so soon

after that hold-up.

'After an experience like that'

I'd still be trembling all over.

I've got news for you, Gladys.

You know, when I was shaking that cup of cactus tea..

Well, I wasn't doing it on purpose.

[all laughing]

Hi, Wilma! I'm home!

'Oh! Hello, ladies!'

Hi, Fred! I think you know everybody here.

Oh, sure, sure.

Do you bring any news, Mr. Flintstone?

Have they caught the man who robbed you?

Not yet, but I hope they do soon.

Well, I won't sleep soundly until they do.

The very idea

a man going around waving a pistol in your face.

Well, it wasn't in my face, it was in my back.

I just wish he had waved the gun in my face.

Oh! Yes, yes of course.

Sure! What chance have you got if you can't see the guy?

Well, that's true.

If he's behind you, I suppose there's not much you can do.

Yeah, but there are some people

who don't take that into consideration.

Oh, brother!

I'll show you exactly how it happened, Mrs. Shwartzquartz.

Now-now, you be me, see.

Fred!

And I'm the crook and I got a gun here

and I say "Stick 'em up." see, there's nothing you can do.

You haven't got a chan-n-nce!

crash

crash

Why won't anybody believe me..

crash

...when I tell 'em I didn't have a chance.

Now, hold on for a minute, Pebbles.

Goo-goo gaa-gaa goo-goo.

(Fred) 'Okay, go!'

[cooing]

[both laughing]

- You like to slide, eh? - Goo-goo gaa-gaa goo-goo.

Hiya, Mr. Flintstone. Hello, Pebbles.

- Hi, Arnold. - Goo-goo gaa-gaa goo-goo.

Say, have the police caught the man who held you up?

Not that I know of, Arnold, but they will.

Sure. My dad says it's a good thing for that robber

he didn't hold him up.

My dad says, he'd have tossed him for a loop.

Oh, yeah? Well, you tell your father there was nothing

he or anybody else could've done.

The guy had a gun.

- 'Yeah, but--' - No, buts.

He had a gun pointed right at my back.

If I'd so much as said "boo," he'd have plugged me.

Gee! I guess dad isn't aware of the actual circumstances.

He sure isn't.

Here, I'll show you exactly how it was.

Now, you be me. You pretend I'm holding the gun on you.

I've just sneaked up on you and you're caught by surprise.

What can you do?

You haven't got a ch-ch-ch..

thud

Fred! We got those toys for Pebbles.

Now, stop playing with them before you break something.

Oh, boy!

Aren't you listenin' to the news broadcast?

Did something special happen today?

Oh, just wondered if they caught the bandit yet.

"Fortunately, the drivers of both vehicles were unhurt."

And that concludes the news for..

Wait, wait! Here's a late news bulletin.

'"Another armed robbery in Bedrock."'

'Or rather, attempted armed robbery.'

"An armed man held up Mr. Lo-Ellen J. Fosbrick.

"But instead of surrendering his wallet

"Mr. Fosbrick reached around, grabbed the man

"and threw him to the ground.

"Unfortunately, the hold-up man ran away before Mr.."

Uh, the show-off.

Show-off?

I thought he acted very bravely.

Oh, sure! He's brave and I'm a coward.

Oh, Fred, I didn't say that.

Well, you didn't have to, Wilma. I could see it in your eyes.

It's there for the whole world to read.

My husband, Fred W. Flintstone is a coward.

Will you stop that nonsense, Fred?

knock knock knock

Come in.

Hi! Hey, Fred, I'm taking Bamm-Bamm for a little walk.

I thought maybe you and Pebbles would like to join us.

Pebbles is taking a nap, Barney. But I'll go with you.

If you promise not to say "boo" and scare me.

Us cowards scare easy, you know.

Oh, Fred, for heaven's sake!

And to make matter's worse, we have to hear on TV

what Lo-Ellen D. Fosbrick did when he was held up.

Well, just the same, Fred

I'm sure Wilma doesn't think you are a coward.

What makes you so sure?

Well, you got married, didn't you?

That takes plenty of courage. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha! Very funny.

Oh, boy, would I like to catch up with that hold-up man?

Yeah, but you wouldn't know the guy

if you saw him, would you?

That's the trouble, but I know his voice.

"Nice and slow, see.

That's the way to do it. Nice and slow."

I'll never forget that voice as long as I live.

Hey, I got a cousin who talks like that.

Is he a hold-up man?

No, it's a she. Cousin Florabell.

- Eh, you! - Hey, hey, hold it, Fred.

I see, Sonny Dempstone

the heavyweight boxing champ is in town.

"The, the champ will take on all comers."

(Fred) 'Boy, look at the size of that guy.'

Heh heh. I'm sure glad I'm not a comer.

Yeah. You mean, I'll get the fight over.

There's a lot of talk about banning boxing.

Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!

Yeah, Bamm-Bamm. I bet you could at that.

Bamm-Bamm says he could take Dempstone in two rounds.

Heh heh. No doubt about it.

This is a stick up.

Put all your money in a bag, and put your hands down.

Yes, sir. Right away, sir.

Hey, Fred. I got an idea how you can show Wilma you're no coward.

How?

Well, challenge Sonny Dempstone.

Eh, you can't do anything braver than get in a ring with him.

But Sonny will massacre me.

Well, I'm only trying to help you, Fred.

If you're gonna start pickin' my ideas to pieces.

Fine, now I want you to count up to one thousand, see.

And count nice and slow, see.

That's the way to do it.

Nice and slow.

Yes, sir. One, two..

Now, wait, Barney.

crash

Oh, I'm awful sorry.

Here you are, sir. You dropped your bag.

Yeah, thanks, see ya.

- I really am sorry. - 'Ah, forget it.'

- Are you okay, Fred? - Sure, sure.

Now, what were we talkin' about?

About you challenging Dempstone.

Oh, yes, yes. Okay, I'll, I'll fight him.

But I wish he was the hold-up man

I was climbing that ring with.

How I'd like to get my hands on that guy.

I'd twist his neck and I'd give the old, one-two.

- Hey, Fred! Fred! - I'll give the old three-four.

Hey, Fred! Fred, hold it! Hold it, Fred.

Save your strength for Sonny Dempstone.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

Here we are. Sonny Dempstone versus All comers.

Fred, I wish I knew why you brought me here.

You know I detest fights.

And so does Betty.

Yeah, but this is somethin' special.

Come on.

Look at that monster.

Anybody that fights him must be pretty brave, right, Wilma?

Anybody that fights him ought to have his head examined.

They do! They do! Heh heh heh heh.

Right after the fight. Heh heh.

In the hospital.

Thanks, pal. Come on, let's get to our seats.

Ladies and gentlemen, Sonny Dempstone is ready to meet

any and all comers.

- 'Who will be first?' - Go ahead, Fred.

Yeah, er, no, Barney, I don't wanna go first.

T-that might look pushy.

Surely, they must be someone willing to meet Sonny.

Someone strong, brave, well insured.

Oh, come on, Fred, get it over with.

Yeah, you're right.

Well, here goes.

I challenge the champion.

We have a challenger.

And what is your name, brave sir?

My name, ahem, my name is Fred Flintstone.

- Fred! - And I challenge the champion.

I challenge the champion to meet my friend here Barney Rubble.

Hey, Fred Cut it out! I-I decline the nomination.

Put him down, Fred!

Yes, Fred. You've got your nerve.

Alright, we've had our little joke.

Now, how about a real man stepping up.

- I will! - So will I!

- Me too! - I'll have a go at 'im!

Ladies and gentlemen, Sonny Dempstone meets

his first challenger of the evening.

Now, I want a nice clean..

bappity bappity bappity

crash

Who's next? Any more brave men here?

This is awful. I'm getting out of here.

You and me both.

Wait, Wilma.

Before you go I, I gotta do something.

- What? - Well--

Go ahead, Fred. This is your last chance.

Yeah. Yeah, last chance.

I'll show you what, Wilma.

Hey, I wanted--

Hold everything, that's all for the night.

They'll be no more fights.

Why? We just got started.

Because you haven't got a license to hold fights here.

Alright, folks. You can all go home.

Everybody out!

[crowd booing]

[sobbing] Oh, phoo.

Oh, knock it off, Sonny.

How do you like that?

Just when I'm about to challenge the champ.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Sure, Fred, sure.

But I was.

Hey, Wilma! Barney will tell you.

Barney, say somethin'.

Oh, phoo.

Yeah. Gee, that was a tough break yesterday, Fred.

Just when you were ready to meet the champ

the police had to come in and stop everything.

Yeah. Now, how am I gonna convince Wilma I'm not a coward?

Hey, wait!

Please come back!

Hold it! Don't run!

screech

He's gone!

That's the fourth one I've lost this week.

- The fourth what? - Tiger-tamer.

I'm Barnum N. Shaley, the circus owner.

Oh!

That man I was chasin'

was the Great Ricardo.

My star performer.

What's he runnin' away for?

Because he's a coward.

He's afraid to do an act with Matilda.

Who's Matilda?

The world's largest

and most ferocious saber-tooth tiger.

And Ricardo ran out.

Without my star attraction I'm ruined.

Well, that's show business.

Say, Mr. Shaley, what if I can get you a substitute

for the Great Ricardo?

- You mean it? - Who you got in mind, Barn?

Who do you know crazy enough to get in a cage

with a saber-tooth tiger?

The biggest in the world yet.

- Hiya, buddy. - Oh, no.

Not me! Uh, no siree, bob.

But, Fred, what better way to convince Wilma

you're not a coward.

No, sir, absolutely, positively, definitely

unequivocal, unconditionally, no!

[circus march music]

Ladies and gentlemen.

Kiddies of all ages.

In just one minute, you will witness

an incredible act of bravery.

When the great Fredito will risk life, limb

demonstratin' his mastery on Matilda.

'The most ferocious tiger in the world.'

roar

I wonder where Fred can be.

Oh, don't worry, Wilma, he'll be here. I promise you.

In fact, I happen to know the act won't start without him.

But what's all the secrecy?

Why does he have to meet us here?

Why couldn't he come with us?

Well, you know Fred. He's a great one for surprises.

Yes, but...oh, look at that little old lady.

She must be lost.

O-o-ld lady, w-w-wait.

Yes?

My hat!

chomp chomp chomp

'You mean old thing.'

smack

Shame on you.

That was my best hat.

You bad, bad, bad.

roar

smack

Help her, Barney!

Why? Heh heh heh. She's doing fine by herself.

thud thud thud

[whimpering]

- Some ferocious tiger! - What a fake!

- 'I want my money back!' - 'Me too!'

We may as well go, too.

Yeah. Let's go see the aerial acts.

Oh, but, girls, you can't go yet.

In just a minute, the great Fredito

is gonna risk life and limb in-in with the tiger.

Are you kidding?

The only risk anybody takes with that tiger

is catching some of it's fleas.

[giggling]

But-but-but wait! Fred is..

[circus screamer music]

(Barnum) 'And now the great Fredito.'

clap clap clap

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!

Oh, boy.

knock knock knock

(Fred) 'Come in.'

- Hiya, Fred. - Oh, hi, Barn.

Are you in a mood for some kegeling?

Huh?

I thought we were going bowling tonight.

We are kegeling. It's another word for bowling.

Speak English, will you?

If you mean bowling, say bowling.

- Oh, hello, Barney. - Hiya, Wilma.

Honey, Barney and I are going kegeling.

Alright, dear. Have fun.

I'll get my kegeling ball.

Hey, you know what, Wilma?

It was just a week ago tonight that you and Fred got held up.

I know and they still haven't caught the robber.

So long, honey. I won't be late.

Stick 'em up. Heh heh heh.

Oh, that's a dangerous thing to do, Barney.

Yeah, why?

Because while I'm holding my bowling ball like this

I might accidentally drop it.

I see your point.

I feel it too.

Be careful coming home, Fred.

They still haven't caught that hold-up man.

Yeah, yeah. You see that, Barney?

You see how she has to rub it in.

Rub what in, Fred?

That she thinks I'm a coward.

"Be careful, they still haven't caught that hold-up man yet."

Oh, boy.

If only I could get my hands on that hold-up guy.

Now, watch this one, Freddy boy.

A one and a two.

thud

thud thud thud

Oh, boy! Am I hot tonight?

Okay, Fred, your turn.

Yeah, but I don't feel much like bowlin', Barn.

Hey, bud! Wanna give your friend some pointers on bowlin'?

He's too fast.

Nice and slow, see.

That's the way to do it.

Nice and slow.

Yeah, you're right. Thanks.

Hey, Barn, you should slow down.

Nice and slow, see.

That's the way to do it.

Nice and..

Hey, you're the guy!

I'll never forget the way you said "Nice and slow, see"

when you held me up.

You thief! You crook! Come back here!

Stop! Thief! Stop!

We'll never catch him, Fred. He's too fast for us.

Oh, yeah? Just watch this, Barney.

I'm not the bowlin' champ of Bedrock for nothin'.

screech

thud

What's going on?

Can't you see?

Brave and fearless Fred Flintstone just risked life

and limb to capture a dangerous desperate criminal.

Heh heh heh.

This oughta prove somethin' to Wilma.

"And thanks to Mr. Flintstone's bravery

the police have the bandit locked up and--"

Oh, let me!

"And we citizens can relax once more.

Hats off to Fred Flintstone. Man of valor."

Heh heh heh.

Well, that's quite a write-up.

Oh, Fred! I'm so proud of you.

And you're convinced now, that I'm not a coward, huh, Wilma?

Oh, Fred! I never for a moment thought you were.

Well, don't ever think it.

Just think of me like it says in the paper.

Man of valor.

Yes, dear. Man of valor.

Mwah!

Goo-goo gaa-gaa goo-goo.

smack smack smack

There you are, Fred. From your own daughter.

Her own medal of valor.

What more could you ask for?

slurppp

Dino!

Ah! That makes it complete.

[all laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern stone age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Some day maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? And that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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