Original subtitles

He might as well have arrested us, Barney.

We're on Peek-A-Boo Camera, like it or not.

Oh, there must be something we can do.

I got it.

Why worry about being on TV?

All we gotta do is keep Wilma and Betty away from the set.

Oh, it's gonna be rough, Fred. They're stronger than we are.

Not that way, lunkhead.

We simply take them out on the town.

So they miss the show.

Well, suppose they don't wanna go?

"Don't wanna go?" Are you kiddin'?

Wilma would never dream of turning down a night out.

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

(Fred) 'Wilma. Wilma, will you hurry up?'

Yeah. It's almost time for the show.

Shh! Will you two hold it down?

Pebbles is almost asleep.

Aren't they cute?

I hope you didn't mind us bringing Bamm-Bamm over

while we watched the show.

Of course not.

(man on TV) 'And here it is your favorite show.'

Here it comes.

(man on TV) 'And now'

'the show that catches people unaware.'

'Peek-A-Boo Camera.'

Ha-ha-ha! Every week a new hiding place.

I tell you, this program kills me.

We never miss it.

chomp chomp chomp

(Wilma) 'And neither does Dino.'

- Yeah, Betty and I like it too. - Yeah.

[chuckling]

There's nothing like watching

people act goofy.

Heh, they should peek-a-boo Betty.

First thing in the morning

you should see her in hair curlers.

[laughing]

plop

[mumbling]

And how do you think you look

with a mouth full of yarn, blabber mouth?

Hey, here comes the TV snack tray.

Dig in, everybody.

Ah..

chomp chomp chomp

Dig in?

Fred, you've taken the whole pile of sandwiches.

(Fred) 'Oh, sorry, Wilma.'

slurp slurp slurp

I-I thought it was one of them club sandwiches.

By the way, Wilma, what are you and Fred doing

this Saturday night?

Oh, it's our anniversary.

Fred's promised to take me out on the town, didn't you, dear?

slurp slurp

(Wilma) 'I said, didn't you dear?'

Huh? Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah.

Sure, Wilma. Sure.

Uh! Really, Fred.

Sometimes, I think the only reason

you watch TV is so you can eat snacks and drink grape juice.

I envy you, Wilma. Barney never takes me any place.

Then why don't you join us?

(Fred) 'Hey, that's a great idea.'

And Fred will take care of the check.

Oh, boy. That's a great idea.

(man on TV) 'And now, here he is'

'the originator and host'

'of Peek-A-Boo Camera, Rocky Genial.'

[applause]

Hi, Peek-A-Boo fans. Ha-ha-ha!

We've got a great show for you tonight.

Our first episode shows what happened

when I along with our hidden camera

took Dr. Stonebone's place at his animal hospital.

[laughing]

Here I am, putting on my disguise

and checking the camera.

Everything okay, cameraman?

[chattering]

Oh-ho, boy! This is gonna be good.

[rumbling]

Barney, will you watch it with those potato chips?

'I can't hear the show!'

Um, mm.. Sorry, Fred.

crunch

I guess they are making them a little too loud.

(woman on TV) 'Oh, doctor. Doctor.'

Ah-ha. Here comes our first victim.

Doctor, my little kitty is terribly undersized.

'She won't eat a thing.'

Madam, all she needs is one of my instant grow pills.

Eh, now, you wait right here.

Oh, I do hope she'll be alright.

Now don't worry.

Just leave everything to me.

Up you go, kitty.

meow

I'm giving your kitten an instant grow pill.

[snickering]

Ah, she's looking better, madam, already.

- Uh, just see for yourself. - My kitty!

roar

[shrieks]

[Rocky laughing]

'Madam. Ha-ha-ha!'

You've just fallen for the old switcheroo.

I'm Rocky Genial, and you're on Peek-A-Boo Camera.

'Ha-ha-ha! How does it feel?'

Oh, heh..

How does this feel?

thud

Oh, wait, ma'am, y-you're supposed to react

to this gag good naturedly..

bang

[laughing]

And that sweet little old lady

turned out to be a retired police woman.

[laughing]

Great sport, wasn't she, folks?

And here she is, in person

and let's have a big hand for Mrs. Rose Sweet Slam.

bang

[all laughing]

Oh, that Rocky sensation.

How does he think of those stunts?

He probably has the staff of high priced writers.

[phone ringing]

Oh, dear. I'll get it.

Now, who'd have the nerve to call here

during Peek-A-Boo Camera?

- 'Hello.' - Who?

[indistinct muttering]

Oh, I'll see if he's available.

It's for you, Fred. Some one from the lodge.

'Says he's the Grand Poobah.'

Oh, yeah? Well, tell him to go jump in the..

Uh-uh, G-Grand Poobah!

On your feet, Barney. It's the Poobah!

Hold the phone, Wilma, while I get my Water Buffalo hat on.

Stand in attention, Barney. It's the Grand Poobah.

Oh, boy. The Grand Poobah.

It's the first time he's ever phoned me.

He probably never had the dime.

[laughing]

"Never had the dime." Oh, that's a good one.

(Fred) 'Okay, Field Barney, you are going on report'

'laughing at the Poobah.'

Oh, no, no, no, no. I-I, I didn't mean it, Fred.

Uh, give me another chance.

Uh-uh, he-he-he-hello, G-Grand Poobah?

Yes, Flintstone, this is

the Imperial Grand Poobah himself speaking.

I've called a special lodge meeting for Saturday night.

Oh-ho, that's very..

Saturday night?

[muttering] Saturday night.

But Poobah, it's my anniversary. I promised Wilma--

You've gotta unpromise her, Flintstone.

One of our fellow Buffalo's is getting married.

Yes, Shelly Shale

and we're having a little surprise hoop-dee-doo for him.

Bu-bu-but, Poo-Poo-Poobah, I-I, I--

(Poobah over phone) 'As I was saying, Flintstone'

'a party isn't a party'

'without you two livening it up.'

Ha-ha, now, I most heartily suggest

that you and Barney be there.

In fact, it's an order!

Your Poobah has spoken.

And here is another order

that was your last call tonight.

Is that clear, Poobah?

Hm, ye-ye-ye-yes, dear.

Very clear. N-no more phone calls.

Hello, Poobah.

Poobah? Oh, what will I do?

I can't tell Wilma I'm cancelling

our anniversary plans

to go to a wild lodge party.

Hey, uh, what did Poobah want, Fred? Uh, something important?

Well, uh...as a matter of fact

something unexpected has come up.

Uh, remember Shelly Shale?

Oh, yes. He's a confirmed bachelor.

- Isn't he? - Yeah. You see, he--

Nothing's wrong with him, I hope.

"Wrong?" Well, yeah.

He's kind of reached the end of line

if you know what I mean.

- Oh, how awful. - And he's not even 40.

Well, we all gotta go some time.

Anyhow, all us lodge brothers are gonna see him on

u-uh, Saturday night.

Ah, you mean, we're paying him our last respects?

You, uh, might say that, Barney. Yeah.

But listen, Wilma, I'm afraid this means--

Oh, I understand, Fred.

We can always go out

but poor Shelly.

Struck down in his prime. Poor man.

[sobbing]

[bawling]

(Fred) 'Easy, Dino.'

'You never even met the guy.'

[instrumental music]

[humming]

Hey, uh, you really fooled the girls, Fred.

Betty was still weeping when I left.

Yeah. Hee-hee. So was Wilma.

But after all, she's the one who jumped to the conclusion.

[laughing]

Well, here we are at the lodge.

Let's park.

Hey, you know, Fred, the, the lodge could use

a bigger parking lot.

- Hey, there is a spot. - It's too small, Fred.

'Your car will never fit.

(Fred) 'Just give me a hand, Barn.'

I know what I'm doing.

There. That takes care of that.

Okay. Open up, Buffalos, Flintstone and Rubble are here.

What's the password?

"Password?"

Uh-uh, echo rock, blubber rock, hucka rock

ooh, ooh!

Sorry, that was last week.

Oh, come on. Open up, wise guy.

(male 1) 'Rock-a-meetin!'

(male 2) Let's go!'

[all cheering]

Hey, the Water Buffalos are really stampeding tonight.

- Shall we join the herd? - Right.

Yabba-dabba-oo!

Yoobba-dooba-dooaba-dooey!

[both cheering]

Alright, Buffalos. Meeting come to order.

[all cheering]

Quiet!

Now, that's better.

Now, as you know, Buffalos, we are here to honor

one of our brothers

who tomorrow will be sacrificed

on the altar of matrimony.

He'll be sorry!

Quiet, Quartz.

Not everybody is married to a lady wrestler.

[all laughing]

Alright, Buffalos. Alright now.

Let's have a big hand for the groom to be

Shelly Shale.

[crowd applauding]

Uh, thank you, fellow Buffalos.

- How did it happen, Shelly? - Yeah, how'd you meet her?

Well, if you guys wanna know what happened..

[mimicking] Uh, I wasn't doing nothin'

uh, just standing on the corner, minding my own business

doing nothing, I wasn't doing nothing.

[laughing]

[crowd laughing]

Oh, that Shelly.

His wife's really gonna be in for laughs.

Alright, now as you know, Buffalos

when a brother gets hooked

we present him with a wedding gift.

Tonight, our gift to Shelly

is a party at the Copacaboulder night club.

[crowd cheering]

Alright, let's go, boys. It's all paid.

The last one there is a lady buffalo.

Yabba-dabba-doo!

[all clamoring]

[instrumental music]

screech

[music continues]

[laughing]

Now, that's what I call a real swinging group.

Ha-ha! Look at Flintstone. Ha-ha-ha!

He's at it again.

'What a tard.'

Ole, ole!

Oley, oley, ole, ha!

I am the great barn-door.. I mean matador. Ha-ha!

Bring on zee bull.

[grunting]

Moo!

[instrumental music]

Ole!

That is what they call a lot of bull. Ha-ha!

[footsteps thumping]

Ooh-ow!

[laughing]

What did I tell you?

That Flintstone should be on television.

[laughing]

A genuine nut if I ever saw one.

Oh, they'll love him on Peek-A-Boo Camera.

Listen, Mr. Genial.

I said it was okay to use my club

but we could get sued by a character like that.

He looks dangerous.

'Ha-ha. Don't worry, Mr. Rockboulder.'

I'll get his written permission.

Everybody has to sign a release.

[crowd cheering]

Wow! Ha-ha! Look at that clown now.

Ha, Ha-ha, ha.

Oro.

Touche! Ha-ha!

crash

There he is, folks.

'The only bull in town with a hospitalization plan.'

[crowd laughing]

Yeah. It, it only hurts when I sit down.

[laughing]

Those two kill me.

This will be my funniest show yet.

Don't leave without seeing

our famous floor show, Mr. Genial.

It's starting right now.

And here they are, the world famous

Copacaboulder Girls!

[crowd cheering]

[instrumental music]

[all laughing]

Greetings, Buffalos.

This is Twinkle Toe Flintstone

and my partner, Barndora Rubble.

Yeeow !

[all laughing]

And just think I get all this talent on film for nothing.

[laughing]

Well, brother Buffalos, I don't wanna hold up the show.

- So, let me introduce-- - Hey, hey, Fred.

Tell them how we fooled our wives.

- Hee-hee-hee! - Oh. Yeah, ha-ha!

The girls think we're out paying our last respects

to Shelly Shale.

(Rocky) 'Hi there, TV fans.'

'Recognize me?'

Why, it's, it's--

[imitating woman] You. You! Couldn't be.

Oh, it's me alright, Rocky Genial. Ha-ha!

And you're on Peek-A-Boo Camera.

Peek-A-Boo Camera!

Oh, hoo-hoo. You're kidding.

[imitating woman] Oh, gosh. Gee. Golly.

Oh, Twinkle toes, it can't be.

Oh, it's just too much. Peek-A-Boo Camera?

[laughing]

Alright, alright, fellas.

Heh-heh, uh, just sign this release

and, uh, you'll be on our special show tomorrow night.

You hear that Barney? It's for real.

And you.

Thank you. See you on TV.

Ah, darn. We're really on Peek-A-Boo Camera.

What do you say to that, Barn?

[imitating woman] Gosh. Golly. Gee.

[both laughing]

Ah, great party. Wasn't it, Barney?

Yeah. It's a shame Shelly doesn't get married more often.

Well, night, Fred.

See you on Peek-A-Boo Camera.

Yeah. He-he.

Just wait till the wives see us on TV.

They'll flip their lovely lids.

[laughing]

- 'Wilma!' - 'Betty!'

If they see us on Peek-A-Boo Camera

we're dead!

Oh, worse than dead. Betty will kill me.

Barney, there's only one thing to do.

- 'Leave the country?' - No.

We gotta get Rocky Genial to cut out

our portion of the show.

Oh, good idea. But where do we find him at this hour?

Where all the celebrities stay when they're in town

the Bedrock Plaza hotel.

Come on. Hop in the car.

[instrumental music]

(Fred) 'Hey, wa-watch it!'

bam bam

'Cut that out!'

Now once and for all. Get out and stay out.

But we gotta see Mr. Genial. It's a matter of life and death.

Yeah. Besides that, it's important.

Tough, but nobody goes to the penthouse suite

at three in the morning.

Now, beat it before I call the cops.

Yeah, nice guy, I think I saw his picture

once on a bottle of iodine.

Aah, forget him.

We gotta find some way to get up to that penthouse.

- Ow! - Hey, look.

The fire escape ladder. Up you go, Barney.

(Barney) 'Gee, it looks awful tall.'

Well, think tall, and get up there.

I think I'll go home.

Hey, come back here.

I'll go up.

[snoring]

That's right, Mr. President

you've been on Peek-A-Boo Camera.

[laughing]

You and the entire cabinet.

[snoring]

tap tap tap

Oh, Rocky. Rocky.

Mr. Genial.

Hold it steady, will you, Barney?

Hey, Rocky. Rocky!

tap tap tap

What the..

Oh, boy! I must have left the TV on.

Yike! That face.

Oh, what a time to be running horror movies.

Hi, Mr. Genial. I hope I didn't get you up.

Oh. It's you, Flintstone.

Er, what are you want at this hour?

About that film you shot tonight.

I'll, uh, give you a buck if you'd burn it.

"Burn it?"

Why, it's the best thing I've ever done.

'Heh. Besides, the film's already at the studio.'

Well, I'm sorry, but Mr. Rubble and I

have decided against appearing.

'In other words, we refuse.'

Ha-ha. You can't refuse. You signed this release.

[laughing]

See you tomorrow on the show.

Nighty night.

[snoring]

Oh, have a heart, Rocky.

Hey, Fred. Fred, it's a cop.

Hey, we gotta get out of here.

Oh, uh, evening, officer.

Heh. Nice night for a hold up.

Hey, come back here.

Barney!

Slow down, and look out. Look out!

crash

thud

What do you guys think you're doing?

Er...just a little, uh, college fun, officer.

Yeah, yeah, we're, uh

we're freshmen at Bedrock U.

Hurra-ra-ra.

Hmm.

You guys look a little old for college.

- Uh, we're on the, uh-- - The football team.

'Oh! That explains it.'

Look, I'll let you go this time, but stay off the streets.

(Wilma) 'You heard me, Fred.'

'I don't wanna go out tonight.'

(Fred) 'But, bu-but, Wilma, baby, it's all set.'

The Rubbles are joining us for dinner

at the Stone Oven Steak Cafe.

[sniffing]

Mmm, I can almost smell

those tyrannosaurus fillets now.

What you're smelling are tonight's frozen TV dinners.

Hm. I hope they'll be thawed out in time.

Betty and Barney are coming over

to eat and watch Peek-A-Boo Camera with us.

Oh, I hear it's a terrible show.

That's strange.

The television guide said it's hilarious

all about delinquent husbands.

- Oh, boy! - 'What's that, Fred?'

I said, oh, boy, I'll go tell Barney the good news.

Hey, you, uh, think we can get away with this, Fred?

Don't worry, Barney. Our disguises are perfect.

[lisping] Now, just keep quiet and let me do the talking.

tap tap tap

(Wilma) 'Yes. Who's there?'

Uh, this is Bedrock TV service.

We're here to give your set a free check-up.

- Oh, do come in. - Thanks, lady.

- The set's right over there-- - Oh, we know the way.

He knows the way?

Uh, we'll have it back in the morning, Wilma.

Uh, h-he means Mrs. Flintstone. Ha-ha.

[barking]

Oh, isn't that something? He seems to know you.

Well, I don't wanna know him.

slurp slurp slurp

Hey, cut it out now.

'Fred Flintstone.'

What is the meaning of this?

Heh-heh. Hm-hm. Hi, Wilma.

Just a little joke. Heh-heh. Huh, Barney?

Uh, yeah, that's right, Wilma. Just a little joke.

I'll, I'll put the set back.

crash

Barney, you've broken the tube.

[sobbing]

Nice going, Barney. That was quick thinking.

Oh, now we'll miss Peek-A-Boo Camera.

[continues sobbing]

Oh, gosh. Don't cry, Wilma.

You can watch it at my house.

- Barney. - Oh, isn't he sweet, Fred?

Lovely. Just lovely.

I'll call Betty to make sure it's alright.

Nice going, Barney.

We were all set till you opened your big mouth.

Well, gee, Fred, I'm sorry

but I can't stand to see a woman cry.

Well, come on, we got work to do.

Okay then, Wilma.

We'll have dinner at your house

and then come over here to watch Peek-A-Boo Camera on our set.

Uh..

Wilma! Somebody just stole the TV set.

(Betty) 'Help! Police. Stop! Thief.'

(Fred) 'Hurry up, Barney. You wanna get caught?'

I never thought the day would come

stealing my own TV set.

[engine revving]

swoosh

crash

And I had just one more payment to go.

Consider it an investment, Barney.

We're in the clear now.

Yeah, the girls can't see us on TV.

[laughing]

Right. All it took was a little ingenuity.

Oh, no.

(Fred) 'Look at all those antennas.'

'Our neighbors all have TV sets. You know what that means?'

(Barney) 'Oh, it means we're licked.'

No, no, Barney.

It means we gotta get rid of all those antennas.

Take the wheel, partner.

You and I are heading for the last antenna round up.

(man on TV) 'It's the bottom of the ninth, tied score.'

'Bedrock up and the base is loaded.'

'Three on two on Mickey Marble.'

'Here's the pitch. Marble swings, and it's a..'

Oh, no. No, no, no!

(man on TV) And now, as to which of you

is guilty of this fiendish crime

the real murderer of Sir Stanford Slab is..

Yahoo!

[instrumental music]

Two in one blow. Ho-ho! You should be in the rodeo.

(Fred) 'It's a natural talent, Barney.'

What the..

You either have it, or you don't.

I don't think you have it anymore, Fred.

Oh. Hello there, officer.

You guys again?

Don't tell me it's more college cut-ups.

Uh, n-no, sir. You see, w-we're in a lot of trouble.

'You sure are.'

I want you to put back

every one of those antennas right now

or it's the clink for both of you.

[banging]

(Fred) Oh, boy. This is the last one.

- Barney, I'm dead. - Yeah, Fred.

It was a lot of work, but worth it.

You said it. Better than joining the Foreign Legion.

Yup. We did keep the girls from seeing Peek-A-Boo Camera.

Fred. Oh, Fred.

Turn on the TV set.

Yes, we don't wanna miss Peek-A-Boo Camera

like we did last week.

Right, Wilma.

Now that the old set's fixed, it works better than ever.

Oh, I gotta admit it, it's my favorite show.

(man on TV) 'It's Peek-A-Boo Camera time.'

Ooh, I wish we'd seen last week's show.

Oh, you probably didn't miss a thing.

Shh-shh. Here's Rocky.

I hope he's got some funny ones tonight.

[laughing]

Hi, Peek-A-Boo fans.

As you know, last week was one of our funniest shows

and we've received thousands of letters

asking us to repeat it.

Oh, no. They're repeating it.

(Rocky on TV) 'So, tonight, we'll show some of the funniest scenes'

'from The Bachelor Party.'

[instrumental music]

- 'Fred.' - 'Barney.'

Why, they told us they were going to a--

Fred Flintstone!

Barney!

They've got to be around here somewhere.

Don't worry. We'll track them down.

[barking]

Atta boy, Dino.

Find your master, so I can give him this.

[barking]

Sounds like he's treed them.

cheep cheep

cheep cheep cheep

(Wilma) 'Oh. Just a couple of baby birds.'

- Let's go, Wilma. - Come on, Dino.

They can't be far.

[barking]

Cheep, cheep, cheep.

Keep it up, Barney.

You never know when they might be back.

(both) Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep cheep.

caw caw caw

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? And that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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