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[theme music]

[alarm blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? You'll have a gay old time ??

(Fred) 'Would Pebbley-poo like to play'

'a little game with daddy?'

[Pebbles babbling]

(Fred) 'Okay.'

'Up goes the baby.'

'And down she comes.'

'Up she goes.'

Down she comes.

Is my little sweetheart enjoying herself?

[Pebbles chattering]

More? Ha-ha-ha. Alright.

Up goes the baby.

Down she..

Oh, no!

Pebbles! What are you doing up there?

[babbles]

Oh, boy, I gotta get Pebbles down from there

before Wilma finds out.

Don't panic, honey. I'll be right back.

whoosh

I wonder if the clothes are washed yet.

They've been in the washer a long time.

[instrumental music]

Just a few more minutes, Oscar.

Boy, in a few minutes

I'll have dishpan feet.

(Fred) 'Alright, Pebbles! Be calm, daddy's back.'

Fred, what're you doing?

Oh, hey, hee-hee.

Hi, honey. I, uh..

Eh, I-I'm just getting Pebbles

used to high places.

You'll get used to higher places on your head

if you don't get her down from there this instant.

(Fred) 'Yes, dear.'

Why don't you do something useful?

Like, uh, take Pebbles

for a ride in her carriage.

Nothing doing.

No baby carriage stuff for me.

It would be good for your growing bodies.

I stopped growing years ago.

Not sideways, you haven't.

Oh, very funny, Wilma.

Very funny.

Here, you take little Pebbles

for a ride in her carriage.

(Wilma) 'I'm too busy, Fred.'

Now, I insist you take Pebbles for an airing.

That is out. O-W-T, out.

When I see a guy pushing a baby carriage

I always say, "There goes a henpecked husband."

Nobody is gonna say that about me.

Well, Fred, a lot of husbands are proud

to be seen pushing a baby carriage.

But not my husband.

He's ashamed of his little daughter.

- Oh, no. - Come on, Pebbles, honey.

'We don't want to embarrass your father.'

Okay, okay.

I'm-I'm sorry, Wilma.

I'll take little Pebbley-poo

out in her carriage.

You know I'm proud of my baby.

(Wilma) 'Oh, that's sweet of you, Fred.'

I'll get Pebbles ready.

And take Dino along.

- He'd like that. - 'Okay.'

The coast is clear.

Not a sign of Barney.

If he saw me pushing a baby carriage

I'd never hear the end of it.

Nothing personal, Pebbles

but Barney just wouldn't understand.

Hello, Fred.

'Like you say, "There goes a henpecked husband."'

[chuckling]

Oh!

I'm gonna henpeck you

right on the nose, wise guy.

Oh, ho-hold it, Fred.

Remember, we're members

of the "Loyal Order of Buffaloes"

and rule 63 says

"Never strike a lodge member."

Yeah, that's right.

It's lucky for you you're my lodge brother.

Hey, eh, let's have the secret lodge handshake, Fred.

Okay.

- Raka-daka-dee. - Raka-daka-dee.

- Raka-daka-doo. - Raka-daka-doo.

- Water buffalo, water buffalo. - Water buffalo, water buffalo.

- 'Moo! Moo! Moo!' - 'Moo! Moo! Moo!'

Sometimes the thought of growing up

scares the daylights outta me.

Barney, I want you to take

little Bamm-Bamm out for a walk.

Bamm-Bamm.

[giggling]

Yeah, okay, Betty.

I'll be with you in a minute, Fred.

And we henpecked husbands

could stroll together.

[chuckling]

Hey, Barney, has baby Bamm-Bamm

still got all that strength?

Uh, I don't understand it, Fred.

But everyday Bamm-Bamm gets stronger and stronger.

I never saw anything like that boy.

I hope he always harnesses

that power for peaceful uses.

Hey, uh, where should we

take the kids, Fred, uh, the bowling alley?

Nah, the guys'd give us an awful ribbing.

Let's go to the park.

The park?

Well, uh, okay, if you say so.

It's kinda nice here, huh, Barney?

Sort of relaxing.

Oh, I can relax better in a bowling alley.

Yeah, me too, but since Pebbles was born

I haven't got time to do much bowling.

Yeah, the same here.

Since we got Bamm-Bamm

Betty and I lead a sheltered life.

Isn't that a pretty picture?

Pebbles has fallen asleep.

[chuckling] Bamm-Bamm's sleeping, too.

Hey, uh, how about looking around

while the kids are snoozing, huh?

(Fred) Yeah, good idea.

I'll have Dino keep an eye on 'em.

Now, be a good Dino

and don't let anyone near Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm.

You understand?

[barking]

That's a good boy.

Come on, Barney. Let's go.

Hey, Fred, look. The park playground.

Yeah, look at those kids. They're having a ball.

(Barney) 'Hey, that's Timothy McBall there, going up the slide.'

Whee!

Look at the Marblehead boy on the rings.

'He's pretty good.'

You know, I used to have

a very short tail.

Me, too.

Remember when we were kids, Barney?

We used to think the playground was the greatest.

Yeah, heh, heh, heh.

Sometimes I wish I was a kid again.

(Fred) 'Come on, Barney!'

'Higher! Higher!'

Whee!

Push harder, Barney. Push harder.

(Fred) 'Whee!'

One side, buster.

I'll give him the next push.

Give it all you got this time, Barney.

[whirring]

Tell him to stay off that kiddie swing.

Hey, Fred, that's a kids' swing.

Not the way you push it, wise guy.

[Dino snoring]

[barking]

whoosh

[yowling]

[Dino barking]

Hey, eh, I didn't push you, Fred, that was a cop.

- A cop? - Yeah.

He-he was gonna run you in.

He said the swing was for kids.

- But-but I fixed it. - How?

(Barney) 'I told him you're a big fat kid at heart.'

Oh. Thanks.

[Dino barking]

- Hey, it's Dino. - And Pebbles!

Dino, stop! Come back here.

Uh, heel, Dino. Heel.

[Dino barking]

[giggling]

snap

- Whee! - Oh, no! The leash broke!

Pebbles! Stop the carriage.

(Barney) 'Whoa, she's headed for the zoo!'

[Pebbles giggling]

thud

[yawning]

Whee!

thump

[giggling]

Here's the carriage, but no Pebbles.

[tiger growling]

Gee, maybe she crawled into the cage

with that saber-toothed tiger.

My baby! I'm going in there to get her.

Uh-oh, no, Fred! No!

Uh, that tiger's a killer.

[tiger growling]

Oh, shut up. I'm here for my baby.

Pebbles!

Are you in there?

Nothin'.

I'll look in the cave.

whoosh

Pebbles, darling! Where are you?

[tiger growling]

Hey, Fred, look out! The tiger's going in after you.

Oh, oh, oh, I can't look!

[scuffling]

(Fred) 'Now don't bother me.'

[crashing]

(Fred) 'Pebbles! Here, Pebbles!'

[tiger roaring]

crash

(Barney) 'Hey, hey, Fred!'

(Fred) 'Ouch! Cut it out now.'

'Cut it out.'

- 'Hey, Fred!' - Can't you see I'm busy? Quiet!

B-b-but, Fred, I found Pebbles.

She wasn't in the cage after all.

Pebbles!

[tiger growling]

Uh-oh!

(Fred) Ye-ouch!

Hey, uh, stop complaining, Fred.

With the seat out of your suit

this is the only way you can get home.

Shut up, Barney. Just keep pushing.

Sure, Fred, sure.

[Barney laughing]

Fred! What happened to you?

Never mind what happened.

It all adds up to

I am not taking Pebbles out

in the carriage again, period.

Well, then you can go right out

and mow the lawn after you change your suit.

Ooh. Every weekend it's the same thing.

Fix that, mow the lawn, fix this.

Guy works all week, then he has to work all weekend, too.

[sighs] What a life!

? Dum dadum dum dooie doo doo ?

? Dum dum didoo ??

Well, if it isn't old fatso Freddy.

Making like a woodpecker.

[creaking]

(Elmo) 'Hey, Fred!'

Elmo Rockbottom!

How are you, you old henpecked husband?

[laughing] I see you're still pushing a carriage.

Yeah, I'm headed for the DA Club.

The DA club?

Yeah, Daddies Anonymous.

It's a club we fathers have.

Instead of doin' chores around the house every weekend

'we take the baby out for a walk.'

So what's great about that?

(Elmo) 'Well, we stop off at the club'

and play friendly games of cards.

By the time we get back from our walk

it's too dark to any yard work.

What a great idea!

Can I join Daddies Anonymous, Elmo?

Sure! We're having a big membership drive right now.

Just wheel your baby to the rear of Boulder's Garage.

Three knocks on the door will get you in.

Gee, thanks, Elmo, I'll put Pebbles into her carriage

and be right over.

Fine. See you later, pal.

- Ta-ta. - Ta-ta, friend.

"Daddies Anonymous."

What a break for us weekend workers.

Oh, Pebbles, put your bonnet on, honey.

Daddy's taking you for a little walk.

whoosh

[whirring]

Gangway, Wilma! I'm comin' through.

Fred, what are you doing?

I'm gonna take my daughter out

for a little walk, that's what.

But you said you'd never take Pebbles

out in the carriage again.

So I changed my mind.

[chuckles]

Did you mow the lawn yet?

No, I didn't, my daughter's health

comes before mowing the lawn.

We'll be back in time for dinner.

'Bye, Wilma.'

Hmm, sometimes I feel

mother never told me all when I got married.

She couldn't. It's really on the job training.

Yeah! All your life.

Yeah.

Daddies Anonymous, here comes a new member.

Boy, am I lucky that Elmo wised me up.

(Fred) Wonder how long it's been going on.

How long what's been going on, Fred?

Barney!

(Barney) 'Gee, pal, I didn't think'

I'd see you pushing a baby carriage again.

Well, this is different.

Me and Pebbles are gonna join

a father-daughter club.

Eh, no kidding. Eh, can I come along?

Yeah, I guess so. Come on.

But it's a big secret so don't blab anything to Wilma.

Oh, not me, Fred. Not me.

This is it, Barney. Boulder's Garage.

We have to go around to the back door.

Here it is!

"D.A., Daddies Anonymous."

And Elmo said to knock three times.

[knocking on door]

(male 1) Yes?

Eh, the name's Flintstone

and my friend and I are daddies

and we want to join the club.

Fine, fine.

Park your carriages over there.

Thanks, be right back.

(Barney) Wowie! Look at that parking lot.

This thing has caught on big, Fred.

(Fred) 'Yeah, hehe.'

'I guess about every daddy in town is here today.'

There you are, Pebbles, honey.

Daddy'll be back soon.

Yeah, and be a good boy, Bamm-Bamm.

[babbling]

Heh, heh, heh, isn't that cute?

Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm sure get along nicely.

Well, why not? They talk the same language.

Baby talk.

[both chuckling]

Uh, come right in, fellows.

- Thanks. - It's a pleasure.

slam

[telephone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, hiya, Wilma.

No, Fred isn't here.

He and Barney took off

with the kids a few hours ago.

They've been gone all afternoon.

I'm getting worried.

Oh, I wouldn't worry, Wilma.

The boys are probably having a ball

with Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm and don't realize it's so late.

I win again.

Looks like you and I are the only lucky ones, Elmo.

Not luck, Fred, skill.

Go ahead, George, deal a new hand.

Uh-uh, you're both too skillful for me.

- Besides, I gotta go. - Uh, me, too.

Count me out, fellas.

Alright, Barney, you deal the cards.

Whoa, not me, Fred.

I'm cleaned out.

I think I'll just go home

'and take a nap before dinner.'

Okay, Barn. See you later.

Well, that just leaves you and me, Elmo.

Yeah, the battle of the titans.

And this titan will open.

And this titan is raising the opening titan.

[chuckling]

[phone ringing]

Hello.

No, Wilma. Fred isn't here.

Barney came home about two hours ago

and he's taking a nap.

Gee, I'm really worried!

I've had dinner ready for an hour

and Fred still hasn't shown up.

Well, I'm sure he'll show up.

He knows Pebbles must be fed.

The cards are getting cold, Elmo.

We're not getting any place.

Yeah, we can pick up the game again tomorrow.

Hey, where'd everybody go? The place is empty!

Yeah, that's right. What happened?

Beats me.

Holy mackerel! It's 8:30.

Eight thirty?

Oh, my gosh! I gotta get outta here.

whoosh

thump

Come on, Elmo, we gotta get home with the babies.

Norma will kill me!

- See you tomorrow, Elmo. - Right, Fred. Goodnight.

Wow! How did it get late so fast?

It's a good thing I live close by.

screech

Come on, Chester. We're home..

[Pebbles babbling]

Hey, you're not Chester, you're Fred's baby.

- Is that you, Elmo? - Norma?

Where've you been? It's about time you got home.

(Elmo) 'It's time I left home again.'

See you later, Norma.

I hope I can catch Fred before he gets home.

[babbling]

(Elmo) 'Fred! Hey, Fred!'

- Elmo? - 'Hold on, Fred.'

'Wait a minute.'

What's the idea, Elmo? I gotta get home.

screech

Look!

Pebbles! What are you doing in there?

[Pebbles chattering]

We had the wrong carriages, Fred.

It's lucky I discovered it in time.

Yeah, imagine what would have happened.

Goodnight again, Fred. See you tomorrow.

So long. Elmo.

Oh, boy, that was a close call.

Here. Here we are, Chester.

Home again.

[Pebbles laughing]

Oh, no. Not again.

Elmo Rockbottom, where did you run off to?

The same place I'm running off to again.

whoosh

We're home, Pebbles darling.

'Now, keep covered up good.'

This night air is chilly.

Now, if Wilma hasn't missed us, we're okay.

[Chester wailing]

[Chester babbling]

Elmo Rockbottom's kid?

Oh, I got to return him and get Pebbles back.

(Wilma) 'Fred Flintstone?'

[mumbling]

Hiya, Wilma, nice, uh, evening, isn't it?

No, it isn't.

Now, you bring Pebbles inside this minute.

Oh, boy, Elmo, where are you?

(Wilma) 'Come on, Fred! I mean right now.'

Elmo.

Here, let me have the baby.

[Chester groaning]

[gasps] What's wrong with Pebbles' voice?

Eh, eh, eh, n-n-nothing. She, she's just tired.

Fred, come back here with that baby.

Later, Wilma, she needs her rest right now.

Fred Flintstone, you open this door immediately.

[Chester crying]

Hold it down, Wilma.

You're frightening the baby!

Frightening my own child?

What's happening in there?

Fred, I'm coming in.

thump thump thump

[Chester bawling]

? Rock-a-bye baby ?

? On the tree top ?

? When the wind blows ?

? The cradle will rock ?

Oh, boy.

? When the bough breaks ?

? The cradle will fall ?

- Fred! Fred? - Elmo.

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Here's your kid, Fred.

[Pebbles gurgling]

(Fred) Oh, boy, is daddy ever glad

to see you, sweetheart.

Thanks, Elmo. You saved my life.

You're welcome. See you tomorrow.

(Elmo) 'Chester!'

screech

Hey, Fred!

Give me my boy.

Hiya, Chester.

[Chester blabbering]

Fred, you open this door at once

or I'll break it down.

(Fred) Okay, okay!

What is all the commotion about, honey?

Can't a man sing his little baby daughter to sleep?

Sometimes you new mothers think that

fathers have no rights at all.

'Now, what is for dinner, Wilma?'

'I am starved.'

I just know that Fred's been up to something.

But what?

Boy, deliverin' the Sunday papers

takes a lot out of a little kid like me.

I gotta think ahead.

College, wife and kids..

Shee!

What a rat race.

[yawning]

Good morning, Fred.

Rise and shine.

Fred?

'He's up already.'

He's got Pebbles up, too.

There's something funny going on.

He never gets up before noon on a day he can sleep in.

Not in the kitchen either.

They're gone.

[telephone ringing]

Hello?

Oh, yes. I know, Wilma.

I saw Fred and Pebbles leaving early this morning.

Barney and the baby went with them.

Didn't even bother having breakfast.

Neither did Fred.

There's something very strange going on, Betty.

[instrumental music]

[chuckles]

This Daddy Anonymous gimmick gets a guy

out of a lot of yard work, huh, Barney?

Yeah, sort of makes you look forward to the weekends.

[both chuckling]

Hiya, pal. Anybody here yet?

Are you kidding?

The club is jammed.

Sunday is a real big day here.

They've been out for hours with those babies

and we haven't heard one word.

Maybe they like to wheel baby carriages.

Oh, I don't buy that at all.

Those two are up to something. I just feel it.

Maybe you're right, but what could it be?

I don't know.

But let's see if any other husbands

have been acting strange on weekends.

Why, yes, Mrs. Flintstone.

My husband did leave early this morning

and he took Junior with him.

Mm-hmm..

They were gone yesterday, too.

That's right, Wilma.

Elmo's been disappearing with Chester every weekend.

Strange? I'll say.

I never get to see my husband

or the baby at all on weekends.

And our yard looks terrible.

Every husband in town seems to be out with a baby somewhere.

What will we do, Wilma?

There's nothing to do

but wait for them to come home.

Ooh, wait till I get my hands on that man.

Just because I'm the newest member

of the Daddies Anonymous Club

they send me out for the food.

Oh, hi, officer.

Good afternoon.

Here. Let me open that door for you.

(Barney) 'Oh, oh, thanks, officer.'

Gee, this bag is full of bronto burgers and pizza pies.

The guys sure work up an appetite

playing cards all day.

- Uh, thanks again. - You're welcome.

slam

"Playing cards all day?"

whoosh

(Fred) 'I'll raise you ten.'

(Elmo) 'I'll see that and raise you.'

'Uh, gimme two cards.'

(male 2) 'I'll take one.'

Boy! I'll make sergeant for this.

That's right, chief. At Boulder's Garage.

Send all the wagons you got.

There's a coupla hundred of 'em in there.

I got three kings. What've you got, Barney?

Fo-fo-fo-four policemen.

Four policemen? Oh, yeah? Show 'em to me.

(Barney) R-r-right there, Fred. At the door.

Alright, you guys.

Freeze. This is a raid.

[instrumental music]

[carriage wheels squeaking]

[Wilma sighing]

[Betty sighing]

[telephone ringing]

The phone! Maybe it's them.

Ooh, watch me tell Fred a thing or two.

Now, you listen to me, Fred Flintstone.

I've had enough of these mysterious..

Who? The police?

What?

- I see. Thank you. - 'What is it, Wilma?'

What's wrong?

'Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm are in jail.'

- Oh! - Come on, Betty.

We gotta get down to the station house right away.

Alright, ladies.

Whose little baby is this?

That's my Chester. I'll take him, officer.

'I have another little boy here.'

Huh, Junior, come to mama, honey.

And here's a cute little girl.

(Wilma) Pebbles.

Oh, that's my baby, officer.

- I'll take her. - 'Here you are, ma'am.'

Alright, that takes care of all the babies, except one.

Now, whose little powerhouse is this?

Bamm-Bamm!

Put the nice policeman down

and come to mama.

Now you all have your babies back, ladies.

And you may have your husbands back

by posting $100 bail.

[women laughing]

Are you kidding?

I wouldn't give two cents for my husband.

Yeah, let mine stay in here for a while.

Then I'll know where he is.

[laughter]

Well, uh, the way I look at it, Fred

the girls will have to get over their mad

before they bail us out.

Right.

And, uh, then they'll start to miss us

and finally, they'll come a-runnin'.

Yeah. But how long will that take?

Well, uh, give or take a few minutes

uh, I'd say about, uh, six months.

That figures. That figures.

That figures.

[theme music]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? You'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

thud thud thud

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