Original subtitles

Alright, Dino boy, put it right over the old plate.

[barking]

whizz

That's the boy!

bam

boop boop boop

whizz

Attababy!

bam

Now, put some mustard on 'em, Dino.

bam

whizz

whizz

Attaboy. Keep 'em coming.

bam bam bam

[theme song]

[siren blaring]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern stone-age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? You'll have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? You'll have a gay old time ??

whizz

Attaboy! Keep 'em comin'.

bam bam bam

boop boop boop

twang

Hey, Fred.

Hey, what's the big idea of throwin' rocks, Fred?

Hi, Barn, who's throwin'? It's just battin' practice.

Okay, Dino boy. Take five.

Yes, siree, Barn, just gettin' into a little ol' limberin' up.

Sharpenin' the old eye, tunin' up the old muscles.

Well, uh, tune up in the other direction for a change.

Ah, batting practice for what?

That big game tomorrow

for the Cave Construction Company Championship.

That's why I..

Hey, hey, Barn, where'd you go?

Oh-oh, when you swung I was almost a homerun.

[laughs]

I'm sorry, Barn.

Well, back to the rock pile. Let's go, Dino boy.

[snoring]

Hey, Dino. Come on now.

Don't you want me to look good

in front of Casey Strangle tomorrow?

- In front of who? - Casey Strangle.

- No. - You betcha.

And his number one scout, Leo Ferocious.

What do you know?

So now you know why I'm practicing.

Ah, just one question. Who is Casey Strangle?

How would you like a quick trip into water?

[laughs]

Okay. Okay. W-who's playin'?

Our Bedrock Quarry team's playin'

Petrie's Petrified Lumberyard.

and Casey Strangle, manager of the Boulder City Giants

is gonna be there, and when they get a load of me

I will be sayin', "So long, Barney boy."

And a bon-bon-bon voyage to you too, Fred.

Ah, you goin' some place?

To the Big Leagues. Candlestone park.

If you're ever in the neighborhood

tell the man at the gate

you're acquainted with Babe Flintstone.

[laughs]

She's such a little darling, Wilma.

I can't get over how active she is.

[babbling]

Too much though, sometimes.

Do you like this pattern, Betty?

Beautiful. Another sun-suit for Pebbles?

Uh-huh. She outgrows them almost as fast as I can make them.

- Where'd those scissors get to? - Right behind you.

Oh, yes.

snap snap snap

(Betty) 'Isn't that a lot of work, though?

- 'Making all her clothes?' - 'Oh, goodness, no.'

There's really nothing to it. Hardly any work at all, Betty.

Hit it, Charlie.

tik tik tik

It's the easiest thing in the world.

Speak for yourself. I'm exhausted.

- Well, how does it look? - Lovely.

You're so clever with clothes, Wilma.

[instrumental music]

Did you hit a dead-end street, you little monkey?

Detour.

[babbling]

Wilma, have you seen Barney and Fred lately?

Uh-huh. They're outside.

Fred's warming up for the big game tomorrow.

He's on the company team, you know.

Okay, Freddie boy.

Here comes my outdrop, in-shoot, knuckler, slider, slow ball

dipsy-doodle, curve, spitball up-shoot, palm ball, fast ball

waste pits, smoky pete bean-ball nickel curve.

- Oh, boy. - And up-drop.

whizz

thud

I can understand why Fred's warming up

but why is Barney? He's not even in the game.

I'll up-drop you when I catch you.

whizz whizz

Hey, take it easy, Fred.

Don't wear yourself out before the game.

screech

[laughs]

Hold it, Fred. Ho-hold it.

Okay, I'll pitch 'em to you in just your style.

bam

Come on, Barney.

Get up and pitch 'em in the right way, will you, Rubble?

I'm not trying to get in shape, you are.

Ah, watch it. Here comes a sizzler.

[laughs]

Oh, boy.

(Roger) 'Hi, Mr. Flintstone.'

(Fred) Oh, hi, Roger.

You're just in time to work out with me.

Oh, uh, Barney, I want you to meet my new helper

at the quarry, Roger Marble.

My number one friend, Barney Rubble.

- Hiya, Roger. - Hi, Mr. Rubble.

Rog is my substitute, Barney.

[laughs]

Of course, with me in there he won't see much action.

Unless, we're way ahead late in the game. Right, Roger?

Just as long as we win, Mr. Flintstone.

That's the old spirit.

Say, Rog, how would you like a few baseball pullers?

Gee, that'd be swell.

My pleasure, kid.

Let's start off with a little batting practice.

I'll throw you a couple of fast ones.

Now, nobody expects you to hit too good.

Just meet the ball. Do you understand?

Sure, Mr. Flintstone. Just meet the ball.

Right.

whizz

bam

I guess you'd say, he met the ball, huh, Fred?

[laughs] That was some introduction.

Ah, let's try some easy pop flies now, Rog.

I hit a lot of 'em down the third base line, you know.

If I do say so myself, I am death around pop flies.

- Now watch me close. - Yes, sir, Mr. Flintstone.

Wowie! Now that's what I call a high fly pop fly.

I got it. I got it.

thud

Hey, you alright, Fred? Hey, hey, Fred.

Don't just stand there. Get me outta here!

Okay, kid. Now, how about practicing your slide?

Anything you say, Mr. Flintstone.

Now you wait here 'til I get on home plate.

Anything you say, Mr. Flintstone.

[laughs]

Rog sure has got the right attitude, huh, Barney?

Anything you say, Mr. Flintstone.

[laughs]

Alright, kid. This is home plate and I'm the catcher.

Now, you're on third and you're comin' in. You got it?

- Yes, sir. - 'Now come in fast and hard.'

wham

bam

(Barney) 'You're safe!'

crash

scrunch

Great play, Rog.

Thank you, Mr. Rubble.

Ah, hey, where's Fred?

That's enough practice for today.

Now would somebody get me out of here?

I guess the boys are through playing.

Here comes your daddy, Pebbles.

[babbling]

(Fred) 'Hello, my little Pebbly-Poo.'

'How's my little darlin'?'

Excited about daddy being

a major league baseball star?

[babbling]

Translated, that means, "You gotta be kiddin'."

[laughs]

What's this about being a major league star?

Oh, nothin', Betty.

Just that some big league scouts will be watchin' me tomorrow.

So, don't be surprised if we have to put this house

on the market quick.

Oh, Fred.

(Fred) Yeah, go ahead and laugh.

But back in Bedrock High

who was the number one baseball player?

Oh, now, let's see. That was pretty long ago.

Um, was it Windy Makshale or Stan Gravel or--

Now, listen you--

Ah, come on, Barney. Let's go home to supper.

Okay, Betty.

Ah, say, Fred, as long as you are practicing

you better tone up your vocal cords too.

All the big stars do commercials, you know.

Razor blades, hair tonic, stuff like that.

Commercials, huh?

Come to mommy. Beddy-bye now.

Razor blades, hair tonic..

Ah, hold Pebbles for me, honey.

H-hi there, baseball fans.

You know, playin' out in the hot sun can really..

Oh, I should practice in front of the mirror.

Oh, brother. What next?

Ah, hi there, baseball fans.

Playin' under the hot sun can sure dry out a fella's hair.

That's why I always use, eh, always use

eh, this slickery slick stuff.

It's great for your hair.

And it don't..

Hmm, doesn't leave any aftertaste.

[laughs]

Yes, sir, that little old 60 minute workout

works wonders with-wi..

Oh, hey, I'm stuck.

What was in that bottle?

Oh, no. "Sure-Grip Household Cement."

Oh, my gosh. Wilma. Oh, Wilma.

Wilma!

Shh. Oh, I just got Pebbles to sleep.

Why are you holding your head? Are you sick?

No, I'm stuck.

My head's full of Sure-Grip Cement.

Ah-ha, uh, how?

Well, I was practicin' my hair tonic commercial and--

Fred, will you stop playing games?

Nobody's hired you to do commercials.

Not yet. But after tomorrow, it will be a different story.

Oh, sure, with your hands fastened to your hair

you'll have to catch the ball in your mouth.

[laughs]

Here we are. Stick your head in the sink.

Make it hot, Henry.

Oh, boy. The hot water again.

And some women complain about dishpan hands.

[Fred yelling]

Stop yelling.

You brought this on yourself.

[mumbles]

Now, rub hard.

Yes, dear.

Hey, I just got a great idea for a commercial.

Wilma, hand me that box of soap, huh?

How's this, Wilma?

Yes, sir, boys and girls, us baseball stars

don't always have time for a fancy shampoo.

So anytime I have a couple of minutes

you'll find me in the kitchen givin' myself

[blabbering] a 60 minutes shampoo.

Your commercial sounds better under water.

[laughs]

(male announcer) 'It's another big day at Candlestone Park, friends.'

'It's the big game for'

'the Cave Construction Company Championship.'

Neither team is on the field yet.

I imagine their managers are giving them

their last minute pep talk.

Alright, boys. Now, this is the big one.

Old blabber-mouth Petrie's been screaming

about how his team is gonna wipe up the ground

with my team, and it's up to you

to show him how wrong he is.

Now, I don't want you boys thinking of me

as your boss Mr. Slate.

And if you lose the game your being out of work

will have nothing to do with that.

It's your manager talking to you now.

I want you to get out there and fight, fight, fight!

Don't let anything stand in your way.

Now, go, go, go!

[rumbling]

That's the old fight, men.

Here comes the teams.

My, don't they look professional?

Pitching for Petries Lumberyard, Warren Spindle.

The first batter for Bedrock Quarry

'number seven Fred Flintstone.'

[crowd cheering]

thump

Eh, this is an easy one, Warren baby.

Alright, fatso.

You think you can swing three more times

without fallin' down?

[laughs]

When I hit the ball,

the breeze will be enough

to knock you down.

Make a touchdown, Fred!

No, Wilma. Touch down is football.

You mean, a home run.

Oh, what's the difference? So long as it's good.

Throw the bum out.

(male announcer) 'Warren checks his signal. Here's the wind up.'

'The pitch.'

thump

(male 1) Strike!

That's puttin' them in, Warren old boy.

[blowing]

(male announcer) 'Warren gets a signal.'

'Looks like it will be his old sneak ball.'

[chuckles]

Come on. Come on. Put it over.

That's it.

swoosh

(male 1) 'Strike!'

[chuckles]

swoosh

(male 1) 'Strike! You're out.'

Oh, dear. He didn't hit a home run, did he?

But he stirred up a breeze, lady.

He oughta rent himself out for an air-conditioner.

[laughs]

Ohh!

Bottom of the second now, with Sandy Stoneaxe

back on the mount for Bedrock Quarry.

And the first batter for Petrie is number three

'the second baseman, Pee-wee Rocks.'

'Stoneaxe stretches, the wind up, the pitch.'

(male announcer) 'It's a screamer down the third baseline'

'an easy out.'

I got it.

clunk

thud

Oh, Fred. I hope he's not hurt.

That bum plays head-the-ball, don't he?

[laughs]

Try this on your head for size.

thump

How's Flintstone?

He'll be okay, Mr. Slate.

Yes, sir, boys and girls, us big league ball players

don't always have time to shampoo with regular blades..

[babbles]

Oh, boy. Roger Marble.

Yes, sir, Mr. Slate, sir.

Get in there and take Flintstone's place.

But, but, I haven't got a uniform.

Wear Flintstone's. And hurry it up.

Here's a couple of seats, Case.

Can you see what inning it is?

Eh, it's just changin', Leo.

[chattering]

Top of the fourth.

Just hope we're not wastin' our time.

We'll soon find out, Leo.

But remember how we discovered Mickey Mountain?

Throwing rocks at dinosaurs.

Yeah. Never can tell when you'll stumble across a natural.

Right.

(male announcer) 'Alright, folks.'

'It's the top of the fourth.'

'And the first batter for Bedrock'

'is number seven.'

'Spindle gets his sign'

'winds up, and here it comes.'

'And there it goes!'

'A high drive, inches from the score-board.'

'It's going, going, gone!'

Kid's got a nice swing and look on your scorecard

for his name, Case.

Oh, uh, number seven. Flintstone.

Flintstone, huh? I will have to keep an eye on him.

Bottom of the fifth now, friends.

Mickey Rothren at bat for Petrie.

'Here it comes.'

It's a real fast one down the third base line.

Looks like he can get two for us.

'Wait a minute. Wait a minute!'

First base has picked it off. A beautiful play!

Number seven again, Case.

Yeah. The kid can field too.

Let's keep an eye on him.

[crowd cheering]

Hear the cheers, folks?

Those are for old spark plug number seven

as he steps up to bat at the top of the seven.

'He's been a one man team today.'

bam

Oh, what a smack!

boing boing boing

(male announcer) 'That ball is long gone.'

- What a smash! - The kid can't miss, Leo.

He's a natural. Come on.

[babbling]

Come on, you little wiggle worm.

Time for your nap.

- 'Feeling better, Fred?' - I'm okay, Wilma.

Just a little disappointed.

Oh, never you mind.

You'll be the star of the next game.

They say Roger Marble was very good in your place.

Swell, swell.

Oh, cheer up, Fred. It's only a game.

Eh, "Flintstone". This is the place.

(Casey) I hope no one else has signed him up.

Yeah, with him playin' for us in Candlestone Park

where he'll hit 90 homeruns easy.

ting ting ting tong

And to think, I took music lessons for this.

- Yes? - Evening, ma'am.

- Your son at home? - My what?

Eh, your son. Flintstone, the ball player.

That is my husband.

Oh, uh, sorry. Can we speak to him?

- 'Yes, come in.' - Thank you, kindly.

- Hey! You're-- - Leo Ferocious, son.

- And this is-- - I-I know.

C-Casey Strangle. I-I've seen you on television.

Hey, he looked younger on the field.

Yeah. Taller too.

And thinner lookin'.

Oh, well. Looks never won a pennant.

Son, that was quite a game today.

Ah, well, I can explain that. You see there's--

Ah, what's to explain?

Three home runs and three times up.

And all those great plays you made in the field. Wow!

Who? Me?

Oh, those plays.

[laughs]

Yes, sir, every time a great play was made

you could be sure old number seven was there.

Yeah, number seven.

Fred. Aren't you gonna tell them?

- Tell us what? - Ah, uh, nothin'.

- But that was Roger. - Oh-oh, yeah.

My wife means, this wasn't one of my better days.

Was that so?

Well, it can turn out to be the best day of your life, son.

You sign this contract and report tomorrow morning

for practice with the Boulder City Giants.

[instrumental music]

How about that? The Boulder City Giants.

And get this, it's a rock-clad agreement

they gotta pay me whether I play or not.

Hee, yabba dabba doo!

What's wrong?

Aren't you glad for your ol' pal and neighbor?

Well, sure, Fred. Only they were watching Roger, not you.

Did you tell them?

You think I've got rocks in my head?

Of course, I didn't tell 'em.

How often does a chance like this come along?

I don't like it, Fred.

Neither do I. It's dishonest.

It's business.

And when you play in Candlestone Park, what then?

You're not a big-leaguer, Fred.

What difference does that make?

[laughs] They gotta pay me anyway.

Come on, Barney. It's getting stuffy out here.

- Yeah, right. - Now just a minute.

slam

Barney was certainly right.

You aren't a big leaguer, Fred Flintstone.

slam

Ah, they're just jealous.

clunk

Hey, Wilma, let me in.

What do you want?

Is that any way to talk to your own husband?

My husband was an honest man.

As far as I'm concerned, you are just a

a phony old number seven.

slam

But, Wilma

where am I supposed to stay tonight?

How about Candlestone Park?

Or with Dino? If he'll have you.

slam

What's the matter with her?

I'm doin' this for her and Pebbles.

Besides, is it my fault if they got it a little mixed up?

Hi, Dino, ol' pal.

Would you move over? You got company.

slam

Gosh. Him too?

Okay. I don't need any of 'em.

When I'm a big-leaguer, they'll change their minds.

[snoring]

boing boing boing

Pebbles, do you have to start so early?

[laughs]

What? What? Who?

Oh, boy. Morning at last.

I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Hey, I better hustle.

I gotta report for practice this morning.

I'll pack the bags and..

There's my little Pebbly-Poo.

[laughs]

[babbling]

Pebbles. Baby.

How can you say that to your daddy?

- Hi, Fred. - Pebbles, I--

- About last night, Fred. I'm-- - Pebbles said I was bad.

[Fred sobbing]

Oh, Fred. She doesn't mean it.

Well, whether she means it or not, she's right.

Hiya, Fred. Eh, say, Fred, about last night I-I..

Gee, Wilma. All I wanted to say was I was sorry.

Huh, me too.

Oh, poor Fred.

(Leo) 'Hey, let me get this straight, Flintstone.'

'You made a trip here to the Boulder City Giants office'

to tell us, that wasn't you we were watching the other day?

That's right. I was out of the game before you even got there.

The one you wanna sign up is Roger Marble.

He's the one who was the star player.

You're givin' up a lot to tell us this.

That's mighty big of you, Flintstone. Mighty big.

Well, I was feeling mighty small until I did.

So, if it's alright with you, I'd like to break our contract.

thud

[crowd cheering]

(male announcer) 'Those cheers should tell you who's coming to bat now, folks.'

'It's that new sensation, Roger Marble.'

Hey, Rog! Hit one for us, boy!

Anything you say, Mr. Flintstone.

(male announcer) 'The pitcher goes into his wind up. The pitch..'

'Wow! It's another homerun for Roger Marble.'

Eeh, yabba dabba doo!

He's a real big-leaguer.

You wanna know something, Fred?

To me, you're still the biggest big-leaguer of 'em all.

Oh, Wilma.

[laughs]

Hey, Wilma, get a load of this.

"The Rockbay Patty Dimes are holdin' their

pro football try-outs next week."

So? Fred, what are you doing with my sugar bowl?

That's a football, Wilma.

You remember who was the greatest half-back

at Bedrock High?

Fred, you're getting sugar all over my floor.

Well, who's to say I can't be a pro football star?

I used to fade back and throw those 50 yard passes.

Back, back, back, back, back.

slam

(Fred) 'Hey, let me outta here.'

You'll stay right in that closet, Fred Flintstone

until you come to your senses, or grow up.

Which will be a long time.

[laughs]

(Fred) 'Wilma! Let me outta here.'

'Wilma.'

'Wilma!'

bam bam bam

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern stone-age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday may be Fred will win the fight ?

? And that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

thump

thump

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

bam bam bam

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