Original subtitles

Hiya, Fred, Barney.

We got our hands stuck to this bowling ball.

Can you get us loose?

Well, that's a real sticky problem.

But I'll try.

Now, hold still, Fred

while I twist you guys apart.

Uh, why didn't I think of that?

Because you ain't a trained mechanic like me.

(Fred) Hey, wait! Hold it!

Hold it! Just a minute!

What's the matter?

whirr

thud

Oh, well, I got another idea.

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Alright, Melvin, fill her up.

[slurping]

That's fine, Melvin.

Oh, Dino, go fetch Pebbles. It's time for her bath.

[barking]

screech

[barking]

slurp slurp slurp

[giggling]

Alright, you two, break it up.

I haven't go all day, you know.

[barking]

[babbling]

[chuckling]

[Pebbles babbling]

Wee!

splash

[babbling]

slurp slurp slurp

[giggling]

You really love little Pebbles, don't you, Dino?

[barking]

And Pebbles loves you, too.

[chuckling]

Oh, boy, wait till Fred sees my new bowlin' ball.

It will bring my score up to at least a hundred.

S-t-rike!

[chuckling]

Ho, ho, they'll call me Twinkle Toes Rubble.

The terror of the allies.

Heh, heh. S-t-rike!

thud

[chuckles] Boy, what a ball!

Wee!

[chuckles] Be careful, Pebbles.

I've already had my bath.

(Barney) 'Hiya, Wilma.'

Oh, hello, Barney. Come in.

Hey, uh, where's Fred?

I wanna show him my new bowlin' ball.

He's out in the garage, Barney

inventing more soft drinks.

[chuckling]

Still tryin' to put the "Cactus Cola"

people outta business, huh?

Oh, Fred just won't give up.

This is his 778th experiment.

I'll call him for you.

Oh, Fred, Barney's here to see you.

(Fred) Tell him I'm busy!

I got no time for his idle chit chat.

- Well, you heard him. - Yeah, hee-hee-hee.

I-I'll pop in on him for a minute anyway.

Uh, maybe I can talk him into taking a bowlin' break.

Eh, so-so I can try out my new ball.

Eh, s-t-rike!

thud

Uh-oh, the ball slipped out of my hand!

[rumbling]

crash crash crash

(Fred) 'Yeow!'

Hey-hey, Fred. Y-y-you alright?

You blundering bubble head!

What are you trying to do, murder me?

Well, I just wanted to show you my new ball, Fred.

Uh, gee, don't get sore.

That's the trouble with you, Barney.

All you think about is bowlin' or shootin' pool.

Well, it's us guys who think of something constructive

that are gonna make it to the top, someday.

- Is that so? - Yeah, that's so.

Now, uh, take me for instance.

I'm inventing a new soft drink.

- Try some. - No, thanks.

Knowing your inventions

I'll stick to grape juice.

[chuckling]

[mimics Barney chuckling]

Oh, boy!

Now, stop bein' funny and hand me that spoon.

Oh, sure, Fred.

[grunting]

I-I can't, Fred. It-it's stuck.

What do you mean stuck?

Can't you even lift a spoon?

Oh, never mind.

I'll do it myself.

[grunting]

Mm.

Maybe I put too much concentrated cactus juice

in my new soft drink.

Well, back to the old test tube.

[rattling]

[chuckles]

You can always sell that stuff as glue, you know, heh, heh..

[mimics Barney chuckling] "Sell that stuff as glue, you know!"

You slay me, Barney, I..

Hey, wait a minute.

Maybe you're right.

I'm glad I thought of it.

It could be I just stumbled onto somethin', you know?

After all, a lotta great discoveries

are made accidentally by

geniuses like me.

If you ever discover anything, Fred

it would be an accident.

[laughs]

Hey, hey, uh, what're you doin' now?

I'm gonna try to glue this broken handle

back on this old coffee pot.

clank

clank clank clank

Look, Barney, it worked! I'm a genius!

Well, well, just remember, I thought of it.

How do you like that?

As soon as you hit it big

everyone wants to get in the act.

- But I did thought of it. - 'Never mind, pal.'

Come on, we gotta take this stuff out

and field test it.

Yabba dabba doo!

I'll be a millionaire!

Oh, boy, I wish I had a dime for every time

Fred was gonna be a millionaire.

[chuckles] I'd be a millionaire.

[laughs]

Alright, Barney, our first test will be a simple one.

We dab a little glue on to this stick.

A little dab will do it.

Then we glue another stick to it

and we are ready for Operation Stress Test.

You get the picture, Barney?

Me and Dino will have a tug of war.

All that's holding us together is the glue

on the end of the sticks.

And when I give the word, Dino will start tugging.

A very ingenuous idea, Fred.

Oh, Dino, chow time. Come and get it!

[barking]

(Fred) Dino, wait!

thud

Hey, Fred. It worked.

- The glue held. - Oh, boy!

The things I go through in the name of science.

Now, for stress test number two. You ready, Barney?

I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

Who else would think of testing glue

'by lifting an elephant?'

(Fred) 'Can I help it if I got a scientific mind?'

Alright, Barney, pull!

'Pull!'

'Pull!'

Pu-l-l!

We did it. The glue is holding.

Congratulations, Fred.

Let me be the first to shake your hand.

Barney, don't let go of the r-o-o-o..

thud thud

Will you get off my back?

All set for stress test number three, Fred.

The stick is glued to the side of the house.

- Are you ready? - Ready.

Just give me the word and I'll take off.

Assistant Scientist Rubble, to Head Scientist Flintstone.

- 'Take off!' - Heh, heh, heh.

With Barney as an assistant, science is likely to be set back

to the Stone Age.

vroom

Boy, if the glue passes this test

I'll get it made!

crash

bang

Uh-oh, stop signal and I can't stop.

screech

clank

thud

Well, Barney, how does it feel

to be the best friend of a millionaire?

[chuckling] I don't know, Fred.

You still owe me five bucks from the last time

you was gonna be a millionaire.

Go ahead, laugh.

They laughed at Thomas Edistone

when he invented the candle.

But he didn't care, he.. Oops!

Hey, watch it, Fred! Watch it! You're gonna..

crash

...fall.

Barney, what's the big idea leavin' your blowin' ball

in middle of the floor?

Well, gee, Fred, I tried to warn you.

Out, Rubble, out, out, out!

I'm out, Fred. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.

Oh, my achin' head!

And look at this mess.

My formula is all over the floor.

Er, uh, excuse me, Fred.

'I told you to get outta here, Rubble.'

I know, Fred. But, can I take my bowling ball with me?

Yeah, take the darn thing.

And if I ever see you or this ball again

it will be too soon. Now get out!

Thanks, Fred. I'll be seeing you around.

Oh!

Hey, uh, you can let go now, Fred. I-I've got the ball.

I'm tryin' to.

Oh, great.

You got glue all over the ball.

Come on, let go!

Well, Fred, it looks like we're stuck with each other.

[chuckles]

Go ahead, laugh it up, pal.

You ain't got many laughs left.

Yoo-hoo, Barney.

Dinner's ready. Come on home.

Oh, boy! Tonight's my favorite dish.

Broiled pterodactyl ribs!

See you later, Fred.

(Fred) Yeow!

Comin', Betty. Start servin' the soup.

boing boing boing

[giggling]

Barney sure comes running when food is mentioned.

He comes charging over the wall like a wild buffalo.

(Barney) Yahoo!

crash

Uh, gee, Fred, I'm sorry.

[mumbling]

I forgot we were joint together.

[mumbling continues]

Hey, uh, how about joining me for dinner?

[growls]

Honestly, you two amaze me.

Who else could get themselves glued to a bowling ball?

I always knew our husbands were close.

But this is too much.

[giggling]

(Barney) 'Yeah, we're like two peas in a pod.'

[chuckling] And there's an inseparable bond that binds us together.

[chuckling]

clank

Fred Flintstone, how dare you?

(Fred) Well, he keeps askin' for it.

Care for a walnut, Fred?

No, thanks, there's one too many nuts around here already.

Well then, I'll eat it.

Yeow! My achin' hand!

Uh-oh, he sounds mad!

Alright, come out of the closet, Barney

I know you're in there.

I surrender, Fred.

I-I-I'm sorry.

Oh, put your hands down.

Yeah, sure.

Yeow!

'That does it! Wilma, let's go home.'

Oh, quit acting like children, you two.

There's nothing you can do about it till morning.

Yeah, you might as well get along

because you're gonna have to sleep together.

Sleep together?

(Wilma) You've got a better idea?

Wilma and Pebbles will spend the night with me.

And you'll stay with Fred, Barney.

Looks like we're gonna be bunk mates, Fred.

Oh, boy, I got a feeling it's gonna be a long night.

(Barney) 'One ninety-six, one ninety-seven'

one ninety-eight

one ninety-nine, two hundred.

Now, for a couple of hundred deep knee bends.

And a one, two, three, four..

Alright, knock it off!

You're gonna have a deep bent nose

if you don't get into bed.

Okay, Fred, but don't blame me if I get fat and pudgy like you.

[Fred snoring]

- Hey, hey, Fred. - Ah, ah, what is it, what?

- Can I have a drink of water? - Water?

Oh, yeah, yeah, water.

Gee, thanks, Fred. You're a pal.

[Fred snoring]

Hey, just a minute.

What do you mean a drink of water?

What do you think this is, a hotel?

Well, gee, Fred. I was just thirsty, that's all.

Thirsty, eh? Well, allow me!

splash

clank

Gee, Fred, how could you do that to your closest friend?

[Fred snoring]

Are you awake, Fred?

Ah, wha-what is it now?

I can't sleep, Fred.

Betty always sings me a lullaby when I can't sleep.

Well, if you think I'm gonna sing you a lullaby

you are outta your rock pickin' head.

Now, go to sleep.

- Okay, I'll try. - Oh..

? Rock-a-bye Barney ?

? In the tree top when the wind-- ?

What do you suppose that horrible noise is?

I think I know.

Whenever Barney has insomnia, I sing him to sleep.

Hah, I guess he talked Fred into it this time.

? ...come rock-a-bye Barney and.. ?

Beautiful, Fred. Beautiful.

Shut up and go to sleep.

? When the bough breaks the cradle will fall ?

? And down will come a rock-a-bye ?

? A Barney and all ?

Oh, brother! And they throw shoes at me!

[Barney snoring]

Good, he's finally fallen asleep.

Now, maybe I can get some rest.

[snoring]

thud

thud

[instrumental music]

Huh? Hey, where am I?

Oh, no.

Barney's walkin' in his sleep.

- Betty, look. - Oh, no.

Wilma, you better do somethin', or I'm gonna put this guy

to sleep for a week.

Oh, I hope Fred doesn't do anything.

It's supposed to be dangerous to waken a sleepwalker.

Come on, we better tell him.

Alright, pal, you're askin' for it.

Fred, don't you dare!

It's dangerous to wake up a sleepwalker.

- Huh? - Be patient, Fred.

Barney just wants a little midnight snack

in the refrigerator.

[mumbling]

[scatting]

Will you hurry up, Barney?

'Be right with you, Freddie boy.'

Huh, what do you mean you be right with me?

You're supposed to be asleep!

gulp

[snoring]

Open your eyes, wise guy

because I'm gonna close both of 'em.

Oh, sorry, Fred. Uh, I was just pretendin'.

I-I figured you'd get sore if I'd told you I was hungry.

Out, out, out!

- I'm outing, Fred, I'm outing. - Hey!

crash crash

Uh-oh, here comes the midnight fire.

- Goodnight, girls. - Goodnight, Barney.

Goodnight, Fred. Sleep tight.

bonk bonk

Isn't it wonderful how they stick together?

[laughing]

[both snoring]

[alarm ringing]

Eight bells and all's well.

Except my poor beak, that is.

Up and at 'em, Fred, it's morning.

Already? Oh, boy, what a night.

Yeah. Hee-hee-hee!

We had a real ball.

A bowling ball that is.

[chuckles]

(Barney) 'Hey, hey come on, Freddie boy.'

The girls are coming over any minute.

And we wanna look our best. Hee-hee-hee.

I wonder if Fred and Barney are up yet.

I hope Fred's in a better mood this morning.

[Fred yelping]

Oh, no, they're at it again. Come on.

[Fred screaming]

Oh, that's the last straw, Barney!

I'm gonna tear you limb from limb.

Hey, try to keep calm, Fred.

Fred, stop it!

- Don't you dare hit my Barney! - What's going on?

He-he just tried to fr-freeze me to death with a c-cold shower.

But I always take a cold shower in the morning.

(Betty) 'That's right, he does.'

Yeah, but I don't!

Control yourself, Fred.

We've got to figure out

what you and Barney are going to do.

Hey, uh, maybe we can go on tour as Siamese twins, huh?

Oh, boy.

Maybe Mr. Quartz at the gas station

can help you, Fred.

Hey, that's not a bad idea.

Quartz is pretty handy with the tools.

- Come on, let's go, Barney. - Right you are.

What a life, huh, Jane?

Yes, Ethel, it's a real gas.

Hey, Irving, here comes another car.

Another one? How did I ever get hooked into this job anyway?

Yeow!

ting

Hello.

Anybody here?

How about some service?

Yeah, yeah, be right with you.

I just gotta tighten this nut.

creak creak creak

Come on, Quartz, we're in a hurry.

Hiya, Fred, Barney.

Hey, the bowling alley is down the street, fellas.

Look, if I want laughs, I'll call Yogi Bear.

We got our hands stuck to this bowling bowl.

Can you get us loose?

Well, that's a real sticky problem

but I'll try.

Now, hold still, Fred, while I twist you guys apart.

Now, why didn't I think of that?

Because you ain't a trained mechanic like me.

(Fred) Hey, wait! Hold it!

Hold it! Just a minute!'

What's the matter?

whirr

thud

Oh, well, I got another idea.

I hope it's better than this one.

Hey, what's he gonna do now, Fred?

He's going to separate us from the bowlin' ball

with tow trucks.

Okay, you guys, here goes.

Giddy up, Ethel.

[grunting]

(Quartz) 'Come on, girls, pull.'

'Pull!'

wham wham

thud thud thud

Boy, I'm really stuck with this one.

But maybe I can come up with some more ideas.

Never mind, any more of your bright ideas

we'll wind up in a hospital.

Hey, that's it. See a doctor.

Yeah, might as well. I got nothin' to lose.

Except me. Hee-hee-hee.

"Dr. Bonestitch."

Let's go in, Fred.

The bowling alley is down the street, gentlemen.

This is a doctor's office.

Very funny. You ought to be on TV.

Look, can the doctor remove a bowling bowl?

Well, he's really more of a golfer.

More of a golfer. Hee-hee-hee.

- That's a riot. - Will you shut up?

Go inside and ask the doctor yourself.

Thanks, now let me do the talking, Barney.

(Barney) I'm with you.

Boy, the trouble men get into.

Well, well, well, fine day, isn't it?

Now, don't be afraid. Just tell me which one is sick.

Well, uh, hee-hee-hee, it's kind of silly.

You see, me and my pal here

are stuck together, you see?

Very interesting.

Hmm, no pulse at all.

- Are you sure you're alive? - That ain't me!

(Fred) That's the bowlin' ball you're listenin' to.

Bowling ball?

Oh, the bowling alley is down the street.

We know that!

We wanna get rid of the bowling ball.

Sorry, I already have a bowling ball.

Now, shall we get on with the check up?

Now, this won't hurt a bit.

I'm just going to test your reflexes.

Boy, you really put your foot in your mouth that time, Fred.

[muffled speech]

Let's step into the next room now

and check your weight.

There's your trouble.

You're overweight, 350 pounds.

Three hundred and fifty pounds?

Your scale must be wrong, I..

Hey, wait a minute.

Get off the scales, will you, Barney?

We'll just have to divide by two, Fred.

Shall we go to the X-ray room?

Ah-han!

The X-Ray machine has given me the answer

to your troubles, gentlemen.

'You two are stuck to a bowling ball.'

(Fred) What are you, a comedian?

We know we're stuck to a bowlin' ball!

Well, now, you have medical evidence to back it up.

That'll be $25, please.

Gee, Fred, we could be stuck with each other forever.

Something like this could break up my family life.

I'm gonna break up your head in a minute if..

Hey, that's it!

Come on, Barney!

I've got a mallet and a chisel in the garage!

We're gonna break this ball apart.

Oh, no, Fred, not my new bowling ball!

Keep quiet.

(Fred) Okay, Barney, one good whack should do it.

When I nod my head, hit it.

If you say so, Fred.

clank

Not my head, you dope, the ball!

Here, give me that mallet.

Now this time, you hold the chisel.

Now, hold still.

What are you doing?

Oh, gee, Fred, it's a brand new ball.

Put that chisel back.

I can't do it, Fred. I love that ball.

Put it back!

smack

Will you quit pulling that chisel away?

crack crack crack

I did it!

I did it. We're free!

Yabba dabba doo!

[Barney sobbing]

Now, what's troubling you?

Oh, it's like saying goodbye to a close friend.

[sobbing]

Oh, knock it off, will you?

We're free, and that's more important.

Well, Fred, how did it go?

- Did you two finally get loose? - Yeah.

Fred got us outta one mess

and now he's gettin' into another. He-he-he.

Go ahead, laugh, but this is a million dollar idea.

And I'm gonna whip up another batch of this stuff

before I forget the formula.

Fred, will you ever learn?

(Fred) 'Boy, some inspiration you are!'

'Remember, Wilma'

'"Behind every great man there's a woman."'

Yeah, telling him what he's doing wrong. He-he-he.

Instead of nag, nag, nag, why don't you help out?

Sorry, Fred, what can I do to help?

Well, you can hand me that bottle

of seaweed extract over there.

Seaweed extract, coming up. Here you are, Fred.

- 'Now, the cactus juice.' - Cactus juice.

- Stone dust. - 'Stone dust.'

- Carbon pterodactyl hide. - 'Carbon whatever-you-said.'

- H2O. - Water.

- 'Don't be funny.' - Sorry, dear.

This is gonna be it, Wilma. A new era in science.

Who knows, I could be another Einstone.

Now, let me see. Oh, yeah, yeah.

One more ingredient. Wilma, hand me the can on the top shelf.

(Wilma) 'Okay dear.'

Oh, Fred, is that what you used before?

'"Rockbaum's steel grip glue?"'

Of course, what do you think

gives my secret formula holding power?

We're gonna be rich, Wilma! Filthy rich and we..

"Ro-Ro-Ro-Rockbaum's steel grip glue?"

- Oh, no. - Yes, Fred.

You just invented a glue that's been on the market

for 20 years.

Come on, let's forget the whole thing.

That's right, walk out on me.

Give up when the going gets tough.

Well, I ain't giving up. I'll invent something else.

Come on, Barney, I'll invent your dinner.

Yeah, he-he-he. Eh, see you later, Fred.

Maybe we could go bowling. He-he-he.

And if you need any more inspiration

I'll be in the kitchen.

[chuckling]

Just remember one thing.

Thomas Edistone wasn't built in a day, you know.

Or, er, something like that.

And don't you forget it!

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma!

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