Original subtitles

Fred, it's chilly in here.

In fact, it's freezing!

brrrr Oh-h-h, it's cold!

F-Fred, will you please turn up the heat?

It feels like we're back in the ice age.

Wilma, the ice age isn't due for another 30,000 years.

'Even Dino's freezing.'

brrr brrr brrr

Okay, Wilma, okay, if you wanna run up a big fuel bill

I'll accommodate you.

Being cold is all in the mind.

There, I put it up to 20.

[bell ringing]

Alright, alright, I get the message.

Throw another log on the fire.

Hmm, that's better.

Well, time for bed, Pebbles.

Kiss daddy goodnight.

Goodnight, precious, sleep tight.

[barking]

(Wilma) 'Say goodnight to Fred, too, Dino.'

Down, boy, down! Heel! Heel!

[kissing]

Yuck! Cut it out, you mixed up mutt!

[theme song]

caw

Ee-yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern stone age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time a dabba doo time ?

? You'll have a gay old time ??

[instrumental music]

(Stoney) 'Well, Mr. Flintstone, Mr. Rubble.'

- Ready for your workout? - Sure, Mr. Stoney.

- What do we do first? - Yeah, like, uh, what's easy?

First, we begin with some calisthenics.

Now, do as I do.

One, two, one, two.

[grunting]

- How's this? - Splendid!

Now, a couple of these toe touchers.

One, two, one, two.

And then, the other side.

'One, two, one, two.'

Next, twist right, turn left.

'Ha-hah, you're doing fine.'

A little faster now.

Stretch, turn, twist.

Stretch, turn, twist.

There we are. Now, wasn't that easy?

I'd hate to have to do the hard stuff.

'Now, you men continue to workout.'

And when you're through, I'll give you a rubdown.

Hey, uh, how about a little shadowboxing, Fred?

Good idea, Barn. It'll loosen us up.

You know, I used to be pretty good with my dukes.

poing

Never lost to my shadow yet. Heh-heh-heh-heh.

thump

Eegh!

A comedian, huh, Barney?

Now, laugh that off.

What did I do?

Ah, here's something my speed, a punching bag.

Ow!

Hey, what's that thing for, Barney?

It's called a medicine boulder.

You strengthen your stomach muscles

by bouncing it off your tummy. Here.

boing

That does it. I've had enough.

I'm goin' for my rubdown.

I wonder if this will strengthen my head muscles.

Just relax, Mr. Flintstone.

One of our expert masseurs will rub you down.

Rocky, take over.

Now, boy, this rubdown is gonna feel good. Huh?

[grunting]

[thudding]

If this guy's an expert, I'm glad I didn't get an amateur.

[grunting]

Help!

[whirring]

[thuds]

Now I know what a pizza feels like.

Nothing like a refreshing workout, huh, Fred?

[chuckles]

I don't know, Barney, I'm beat.

I think I'd rather be fat and pudgy.

Come on, let's go home.

Hi-ya, Wilma. I'm home.

- Be with you shortly, dear. - Okay, Wilma.

Meanwhile, I'll pursue my favorite hobby..

...watching TV.

Oh, these old-type sets are murder.

Where are those rabbit ears?

Hey!

[snoring]

'Come on, come on, on your feet.'

Here we go.

Nah, picture's still fuzzy.

Uh-uh. Too bright.

'Ah, not enough contrast.'

[swooshing]

There. Now the picture's perfect.

I know I look ridiculous, but it's a living.

Hi, the gang and I have been waiting for you.

So, why don't you hum along with us?

[humming]

It's the "Hum-mmm Along With Herman Show."

For people who don't know the words.

[humming]

Ho-ho, boy, I love this program.

Makes you feel so intelligent.

Hey, Wilma, come on! It's "Hum Along With Herman."

Hum Along? I'm hurrying.

Don't let them start without me.

Oh, oh, I forgot to sing you a lullaby.

? Um, lullaby and goodnight la la la h-h-hmm ??

Goodnight, Pebbles.

The Soft Soap company

makers of the world's softest soap.. Yuck!

Just smears some on, and you'll be all washed up.

Presents, Mr. Hum Along Herman himself.

[humming]

Hi, all you hummers.

We have a great show for you tonight.

But first, let me tell you about our exciting new

barbershop quartet contest.

A barbershop quartet contest. Hey, that's a great idea!

(Herman) 'Yes, siree, gang.'

I'm inviting all the Bedrock barbershop quartets

to audition for the show.

Those accepted will appear next week.

And now, listen to this.

The winners will receive..

An imported sports car, with motor in the rear.

Close the door, it's cold.

- Sorry. - It's alright.

Oh, boy, one horse power!

And for the wives of the winners

this stylish, fully let-out wooly mammoth.

What a coat!

There's nothing like a fully let-out woolly mammoth.

Also included in the prizes, is this sensational

new automatic dishwasher.

whoosh

- 'Ooh!' - 'Aah!'

And for you golfers, a complete set of matched clubs

'from a puttin' pebble..'

'...to a driving boulder.'

Wow, that's what I call a powerful club!

[chuckles]

(male 1) 'And for you music lovers'

'the latest stereo record player..'

[instrumental music]

'...with automatic record changer.'

[instrumental music]

What an age we live in!

Yeah, what'll they think of next?

And for the grand prize, a fabulous tropical vacation.

The winning quartet and their families

will be flown by Pterodactyl Airlines.

'That's right, folks.'

'Pterodactyl will fly you non-stop'

'to that famous Pacific paradise..'

'...Boulder Beach!'

Glamorous, romantic Boulder Beach.'

'Swimming, boating and the best fishing in the world.'

chomp

Now, that's what I call fishing!

Wilma, start packing. I'm gonna win that contest.

Fred, you don't even belong to a barbershop quartet.

(Fred) 'A mere technicality. I'll form my own.'

In fact, I'll phone the boys right now to see who can sing.

I'll start with Barney.

Four, one, twenty-three,seven

eighty-six, zero

eighteen, two, five.

Boy, I'm sure glad they simplified the dialing system.

Hi, Freddie boy, what's cookin'?

Plenty, Barney. I wanna see you right away.

Sure, Fred, I'd like to see you, too.

- Good, good, come right over. - Be there in a jiffy, Fred.

- Barney! - Fred!

'Alright, alright.'

'Don't you ever think of knockin'?

[laughing]

'He-hey, listen, Barn. H-how's your singin' voice?'

Oh, it's lovely, Fred.

Uh, matter of fact, I'm soloing tonight.

- Soloing? Where? - 'In my bathtub.'

'Every Tuesday and Saturday.'

[chuckles] Why?

Fred's entering a barbershop quartet contest.

Yeah, and I'm looking for guys with talent.

I-I'll test your voice, look

come on, we'll start with the scale.

Oh, oh, sure, uh, the scale..

Uh, let's see, I-I know the melody

but I'm not sure about the words.

It goes..

? Do re mi fa-- ?

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

? Do re mi fa so ?

[clears throat]

? Do re mi fa so la ti do ??

Thank you, Barney, and as they say in showbiz

don't call us, we'll call you.

Oh, boy!

[instrumental music]

We'll rehearse for the singin' contest right after lunch.

Now, where's that noon whistle?

[snoring]

Hmm, 12 o'clock.

[creaking]

[squeaking]

Huh?

[trumpets]

Okay, lunch time!

Knock it off!

Wonder what kind of sandwich Wilma made for me.

Oh, no, fish again.

I'll skip lunch and start with the rehearsal.

(Fred) 'Okay, group, time to exercise our tonsil.'

Aren't you gonna give us time for lunch? I'm starved!

Me too, Fred.

I'm all set to eat this delectable

hard boiled henasaurous egg.

cracking

[squawking]

[chuckling]

I guess you didn't boil it long enough.

Look, fellas, if we're gonna win that Hum Along contest

we gotta practice, practice and more practice.

Ten minutes should do it.

We'll start with "Stony River."

"Stony River," huh?

Yeah, yeah, I like the old hits.

Everybody set?

Yeah, except, we can't read music.

Well, that's okay. Fake it.

You know, like the big singing stars do.

Now, uh, let me give you the right pitch.

[honks]

Perfect!

Now, you guys, hum the intro to my solo.

Your solo?

Well of course, you gotta have a soloist.

A one, a two, a three.

[humming]

Not bad, boys. You need work, but not bad.

Well, here goes.

? Way down upon a Stony River ?

? Far far away ?

? There's where me heart is turning ever ?

? There's where the old folks stay ?

? All up ?

? And down the whole creation ?

? Sadly I roam ?

[rumbling]

Avalanche! Avalanche!

Out of the pit!

Everybody, out of the pit!

Come on, Fred!

? ...the old plantation ?

? And for the old folks at home ?

[indistinct mumbling]

? Everywhere I roam ??

[thudding]

Oh, buck up, Fred.

Anybody can cause a catastrophe.

We dug you out, didn't we?

I was thinkin' about that audition.

We'll never make it with my voice.

True, but none of us can sing the lead either.

Hey, you passed my corner.

[screeching]

clank

Sorry, Joe. I should've put in safety belts.

Yeah, that's a good thought, Fred.

See you tomorrow.

Well, that's the way the bouncing ball bounces.

No lead voice.

No lead voice, no barbershop quartet.

? Figaro figaro figaro ?

Hey, that's what I call a voice!

? Figaro figaro figaro ?

[chuckling] That Barney!

Whenever he gets a new record

he's gotta play it for the neighborhood.

Okay, Barn, very nice, now, turn down that darn.. Huh?

? Figaro ?

? Figaro figaro ?

Haa-haa-haa-haa-haa-choo.

Bein' a bath brush is a nice clean job

but the soap makes me sneeze.

Barney, is that really you?

Why, I, uh, hope so, Fred. Was me when I got in the tub.

I'm talkin' about your voice.

Oh, my voice.

? Figaro figaro ?

? Figaro ?

splash

Incredible! What note was that?

Uh, high H. Very few people can hit it.

Uh, now listen to this note.

I don't hear anything.

[barking]

It's, uh, such a high note only dogs can hear it.

Okay, fellas, the recital is over. Beat it.

[barkling]

Barney, you have just won yourself

a job of soloist with the Flintstone Canaries.

- The what? - The Flintstone Canaries.

My barbershop quartet.

We're entering the "Hum Along with Herman" contest.

You be at my house tonight for rehearsal.

B-but wait, Fred, uh, uh, I can't sing with you, you see--

All I see is that free trip to Bolder Beach.

Now, get your clothes on, soloist.

Oh, sorry, Fred, I can't sing with--

You'll sing, or you'll get this.

- Get it? - O-o-oh, yeah, I-I get it, uh..

? Figaro figaro figaro ?

Tomorrow's the audition, fellas, so let's get to work.

Oh, I don't know, Fred.

You think we're ready to perform in public?

We haven't practiced enough.

Relax, relax.

Barney's voice'll carry us. Wait till you hear him.

He'll bring tears to your eyes.

(Sam) 'He sounds too good for us.'

Nobody's too good for the Flintstone Canaries.

Correction. The Rubble Canaries.

The Rubble Canaries?

Why not? I'm the lead, ain't I?

[clears throat] Uh, may I have an A?

- An A? - 'Uh, okay.'

- 'I'll settle for a B plus.' - Get in here!

Now, let's take it from the top.

"Stony River." Go.

? Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ?

? Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ?

(Fred) 'Hit it, Barn.'

? Way down upon the Stony River ?

What?

? Far far away ??

You were right, Fred.

His voice does bring tears to the eyes.

- It's terrible! - I get it, Barney.

You're trying to throw the song.

Now where's the voice I heard in your house?

Still in the bathtub, Fred.

- 'What're you babblin' about?' - I tried to tell you, Fred.

I'm just a bathtub tenor.

Out of the tub, I can't sing a note.

That's for sure.

Hum Along Herman expects us to audition.

- Now what will we do? - Simple, Fred.

We invite Herman to my bathroom, I'll get in the tub and--

Get outta here! You in the tub.

Hey!

Wait a minute, that gives me an idea.

I don't know, Fred. This whole business is kinda kooky.

Yeah, Herman's liable to toss us right out of the audition.

Now, don't worry.

Everything will be fine once he hears our soloist.

Huh, Barney?

Oh, this tub's awful heavy, Fred.

And what happens if my landlord

finds it missing from the bathroom?

Forget your landlord! Just keep that tub rolling.

Okay, but I'm still not happy

about taking a bath in front of an audience.

Uh-oh. I-I can't go through with it.

- What's the matter now? - I forgot my bath brush.

Hey, the tub, it's gettin' away!

thud

Look out! Run away tub!

[screeching]

'Run away tub!'

Duh, wow.

Must be one of them new compacts.

Oh, boy! From now on, I stick to showers.

Hey, this is the parade route.

Stop, in the name of the..

[whooshing]

How do you like that?

A hit-and-run bathtub.

[marching band music]

General, this is the most impressive

military display I've ever witnessed.

Thank you, governor.

But wait until you see our new secret weapon.

It should be along any minute.

Look out!

[crashing]

I don't know what you call it, general

but I'm sure glad it's on our side.

[chuckling] Hey! This isn't too bad.

Have tub, will travel.

[laughing]

All it needs is a radio and a heater.

Uh-oh!

There goes another one of those middle-aged sport car nuts.

Dabba dabba!

'The shopping center when I didn't even bring a list!'

[whooshing]

'Coming through! Coming through!'

[crashing]

[cans clanking]

'Coming through! Coming through!'

'The name's Flintstone. Put it all on my bill.'

Hey, you forgot your stamps!

(male 2) 'I'll deliver 'em.'

- Fred! - Don't worry, honey.

I just did the shopping for the whole year!

[crashing]

[screeching]

Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

Wow, what an ugly dummy!

Boy, that was close!

Better hurry if I'm gonna make the audition.

? La la-la la la la la la ?

? La la la la la la ?

? La la la la la la la ?

What do you think of the audition so far, sir?

Well, they're okay, if you like animal acts.

? La la la la la la la la la-la ?

Frankly, Herman, the agency

is a little worried about your show.

But, but my rating's gone up to minus 20.

Oh, it's not the rating. It's our sponsor, Mr. Sockso.

He's getting tired of the same old commercial.

Wants something new and catchy.

Well let's see what else we have.

Okay, next!

How do you do, gentlemen?

We are the Flintstone Canaries.

Oh, no!

Not another trained animal act.

[instrumental music]

? Shooboob bee doop Shooboob bee doop ?

? Shooboob bee doop Shooboob bee doop ?

? All the world am ?

? Sad and dreary ?

? Everywhere I roam ?

? Shooboo bee doo aah ?

? Oh my darlin' how my heart grows weary ?

? Far from the old folks at home ?

? Roo ba raba dubaa ?

? Shooboob shooboob bab aaah ??

Great! Wonderful! What do you think, sir?

They're just what we're looking for!

Congratulations, Flintstone! Your group is sensational!

You mean, we passed the audition?

Not only that you're gonna be on next week's show!

Yaaba dabba doo!

You hear that, Barney?

What've you got to say for yourself?

Uh, get me out of this tub, will you? I-I'm freezin'.

aachoo

[laughing]

? Doodap daa dooroo ?

I don't understand it.

The boys said they'd be on TV tonight.

And "Hum Along" is almost over.

Well, that's it for tonight, gang.

Hope you enjoyed the show.

? Hum hum hum hum ?

? Hum along hum along hum along ?

Until next week this is

the "Hum Along With Herman Show"

reminding you to buy soft soap.

Soft soap, because..

? La tadum dum dum ?

? Soft soap is the soap for you ?

? Soft soap soft soap ?

? Gentle for babies and brontosaurus too ?

? It prevents embarrassment ?

[gasps] Good heavens! It's Barney and Fred!

[babbling]

? Soft soap in your bathtub ?

? Use a great big hunk ?

? Better buy some soft soap quick ?

? Before they call you skunk ?

? Soft soap soft soap ?

? Soft soap ??

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern stone age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Some day maybe Fred will win a fight ?

? And that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time a dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

[thudding]

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