Original subtitles

(Barney) 'Fred! Hey, Fred.'

'Come back here.'

'Fred. Wake up, wake up.'

screech

"Slow, danger ahead."

Oh, my gosh. Fred! Fred!

'Stop, Fred.'

'Fred! Fred.!

Hey, slow down, buddy!

Stop. Stop!

thud

thud thud

[theme song]

[squawking]

Yabba dabba doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Everything's ready including Barney.

No. Fred doesn't suspect a thing.

You know, every year it's the same story.

(Wilma) 'Fred says not to make any fuss over his birthday.'

'And then, he sits back and waits for me'

'to plan a big party.'

'Hmm, but this time, I'm gonna let him think'

'I forgot all about it.'

Oh, my aching back.

Well, this year Fred's in for a big surprise.

A party that is.

[chuckles]

I can hardly wait to see his reaction

when he walks into your house tonight

and we all yell happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Fred.

He he he.

You're lookin' younger every year.

Yeah.

Happy birthday

with no muss or fuss or party or nothin'.

What's with Wilma anyway?

I tell her no party and for once she does what I ask.

Nothin'.

Oh, maybe she's gonna surprise me with a present.

It's the least she could do for me.

And the least that you could do for me is grow a beard.

Well, that's life.

Soap in your eyes and no towel.

Wilma, is breakfast ready?

[Dino barking]

No, Dino, no.

No, cut it out. Cut it out.

swoosh

[Fred laughs]

(Fred) 'How do ya like your face full of lather, Dino.'

[Fred laughs]

[chuckling]

Ah-choo!

Well, boy.

Wilma, how's about breakfast?

(Wilma) 'Come and get it.'

[barking]

swoosh

screech

[munching]

Got to go now, Betty. See you tonight.

Yabba dabba doo!

I'm really hungry this mornin'.

Where's breakfast?

(Wilma) 'Right in front of you, Fred.'

In front of me?

Very funny. Now, where is my breakfast?

It was right there.

What happened to it?

[gulps]

Dino happened to it, that's what.

'Oh, Dino, go on, go someplace and heel.'

Ha ha ha.

(Wilma) 'I'll fix some more, Fred.'

And then I'm going over to Betty's.

(Fred) 'Oh, yeah, like I heard you telling that.'

'Uh, "see you tonight."'

- 'You heard that?' - Yeah.

He he he.

But say no more

I want you to bring it all about tonight.

Why, Fred? We were just gonna watch an old movie on TV.

Wilma, after reaching a certain age

a man doesn't want any fussy..

Watchin' old movie on TV?

Sure. What else?

(Fred) 'Well..'

'Nothin'. But, uh, where we gonna, uh'

'whoopin' up tonight?'

Whoop what up?

I want to see that old movie.

Besides, you should get to bed early tonight.

You look a little tired?

Tired? I just woke up!

(Wilma) 'Fred, after reaching a certain age'

'a man needs more sleep.'

I don't need more sleep. I'm not a certain age.

And I don't want you makin' a fuss

just because today is my birthday.

- Remember? - 'Sure, I remember.'

(Wilma) 'And I agree.'

'We're getting a little old for that silly birthday stuff.'

Here's your coffee, Fred.

I'll see you later.

[laughs]

She's not foolin' me with that act.

I bet she bought me a swell present.

Hmm.

I wonder where she hid it.

(Wilma) 'Happy birthday, Fred. There, that's finished.'

(Betty) 'Wilma, are you leaving room for the candles?'

Candles? The cake isn't big enough to hold them all.

[laughs]

- Good morning, Wilma. - 'Morning, Barney.'

Boy, what a cake.

I know, just what Fred will say when he sees it.

- What? - Yabba dabba--

Barney.

Do you want Fred to hear?

Oh-uh, sorry, I forgot it's a secret.

Have you got it all straight, Barney?

Oh, sure thing, Wilma.

One, I take Fred to golf course.

Two, take Fred to health club.

Three, return Fred in time for operation birthday party.

And don't let on you know, it's his birthday.

Oh, don't worry, Wilma. I can be real sneaky.

[laughing]

Nope, I don't see any present up here.

Hey, maybe Dino knows, he's always sniffin' around.

Dino? Here boy.

'Come in here, Dino.'

[barking]

Hey, Dino. Where did Wilma hide my..

thud

Help!

Fred, Barney is waiting for you.

'Fred, what are you doing?'

I'm checking over my golf clubs, do you mind?

No, but Barney's waiting.

Well, go out and tell him I'll be right there.

Alright, Fred.

Hey, Fred. Let's go.

Honk, honk, honk.

Eh. It's a living.

(Wilma) 'He'll be right out, Barney.'

Tell him the sooner he goes

the sooner we get back to his surprise..

Oops.

Fine thing, not a present in my house

no party, no nothing.

I think I'll just invite some people over myself.

What this? Note.

'"Things to take over for Fred's party.'

"Foods, paper hats.."

Ha ha ha.

So she is gonna surprise me.

I wonder where the party's gonna be.

Yeah, I bet you, I could get it out of Barney.

[laughing]

Okay, Fred. Play ball.

swish swish

This one's too short, Barney.

Give me a real club.

(Barney) 'Here you are, Fred. Catch.'

Fore!

crackle

Your turn, Barney.

Fore!

swoosh

doink doink

Hey-ya, what's buggin' you today, Fred?

No, nothin'.

Only today being the day it is

it makes it hard to concentrate.

You know, what I mean?

[chuckling]

Oh, yeah, today is a very special day.

Thanks, Barney.

Today is Groundhog's Day.

(Fred) 'Groundhog's Day?'

Is that all it means to you?

Well, sure. What else?

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh, hmm.

Oh, come on, Barney, how long you gonna study

that shot, let's get movin'.

Oh, okay, Fred. I got it figured.

Coochie, coochie, coochie.

Eh-eh-eh..

Ah-choo!

Hey, did you get the shot?

Yeah, I got it right in the eye.

Now, let's go home.

You're going in the wrong way, Barney

the car's back there.

Well, we got to go to the club house first.

Oh-hoo.

The club house, so that's where it is.

I mean, uh-uh, y-you don't wanna go home so early.

Okay, pal, I am for the club house.

Me too. So I can unload these kooks.

- 'Really, Barn?' - Huh?

Don't you think, I oughta go in first?

Well, uh-uh, why not?

Well, I surprise them.

Yahoo!

I'm here!

Everybody.

Well, goody goody.

We thought you'd never make it.

- Who's the creep? - Who knows.

Some kinda nut.

We got here too early, huh?

Too early for what?

I just wanted you to show you somethin'.

Show me what?

Well, don't tell Betty I-I

I bought some new weights.

(Fred) 'Is that what you dragged me in here for?'

Had a pretty nifty, huh?

Come on, Barney. Let's go.

Well, sure thing, Fred. But, uh, try these first.

[instrumental music]

thud

I told you, we should have joined the private club.

Wait'll you see the new health center, Fred.

Everything can make you fit.

What do you mean health center?

Well, I got a free trial a membership

so we'll stop by and I'll show you around.

Oh-hoo. So that's where they're having my party.

Hey, tell me, Barn, is, uh

something going on at this health center?

Oh, sure. They got a lot goin' on.

And would Wilma sorta like for me to go along with you?

Hmm?

Well, uh, yes, Fred. She would.

[chuckling]

That Wilma's a sly one.

[chuckling]

Okay, Barney boy, I am with you.

(Barney) 'Pretty fancy place, uh, Fred?'

Yeah, classy.

[laughing]

Hey, I've, uh, arranged a surprise for you.

Oh, really? Whatever could it be.

'First, you gotta close your eyes.'

Okay, they're closed.

'Didn't we slip these belts on.'

Huh!

[mumbling]

'It's for your balloon shape, Fred.'

It'll make a new man of you.

[Fred mumbling]

Sure, Fred. Hey, uh, you speed it up, boys.

[babbling]

[laughing]

That'll keep Fred busy for a while.

[chuckling] Hey, uh, I wonder how the girls are doin'?

Here's an other balloon, Betty.

Thanks. Um, Wilma, do you think anything can go wrong tonight?

'No, I don't think so, Betty.'

Having the party here at your house

should throw Fred off the track.

[exhales]

(Wilma) There. That's the last.

[panting]

Oh, 35 balloons in one hour.

My union is gonna hear about this.

[laughs]

That will get the blubber off you, Freddy boy.

Don't just stand there, Barney.

Make this thing, stop.

Oh, I can't do it, Fred.

What do you mean, you can't?

I can't just stand here and watch an old buddy

turn to blubber.

[laughs]

Ooh, uh. I also gotta keep him here for another hour.

For the last time, Barney.

Turn it off!

Oh, okay, Fred. I-I'll turn it off.

Hey, uh, what's the matter, Fred?

I can't stop.

(Fred) 'Help!'

thud

Hey, that's a good idea, Fred.

You need a little steam to unwind.

'Relax. Have a snooze.'

Oh, boy.

I'm really beat.

[snoring]

[instrumental music]

I wonder where the boys are?

They're an hour late.

I'm so embarrassed, Betty.

Well, how do you think I feel

with the house full of people

waiting in the dark.

[snoring]

Ooh, oh, my gosh, the party.

Hey, hey, wake up, Fred.

'Wake up.'

[snoring]

Oh, boy. Betty's gonna flip.

(Barney) 'Phew, Fred..'

screech

You're what I call, a heavy date.

Now to phone Betty and tell her there's been a slight delay.

Uh, I'll be right back.

[snoring]

[mumbling]

creak

[snoring]

Poor, Fred.

[laughing]

Oh-oh, he really is beat.

Fred!

[snoring]

Uh, close the window, Wilma. It's cold tonight.

Hey, Fred. Comeback here.

toink toink

Stop, Fred.

swoosh

[snoring]

Fred. Wake up! Wake up!

thud

thud

"Slow, danger ahead."

Oh, my gosh.

Fred! Fred!

Hey, slow down, buddy.

Stop. Stop!

thud

thud thud

- Which way did he go? - He went that way.

Thanks.

thud thud

Fred! Fred?

Oh-oh. Oh, Fred's in the trunk.

And he's headed right for the car log.

Yes, sir, folks, here at Rocko Hotrod

we don't sell cars, ha ha.

No, sir, we sell friendship and if that sounds square to you.

Well, the truth is we're proud of it

because, we're so square we're honest.

Ha-ha, take this little beauty here for instance.

Now, we pay top price for this.

But you can buy it for less

because, all we want from you

is your money, uh, the friendship.

Is that car in good condition, sonny?

Yes, ma'am.

Every car at Rocko Hotrod is in good condition.

Because, every car on this lot bares our personal guarantee..

...of satisfaction and excellence.

- We'll take it, sonny. - Yes, ma'am.

Oh, no, he's selling my car.

Remember, ladies, you didn't just buy a car

you made a friend.

Drive carefully.

Oh, we always do.

We're little old ladies from Pasadena Rock.

We'll be late for our club meeting, Hester, let's go.

Hold on to your bonnet, Esther.

vroom

screech

Hey, wait.

You've got my car and my buddy.

Oh, boy, are we gonna be late to the surprise party.

Uh, pardon me, ladies.

But, uh, this is my car.

You must be mistaken, sonny.

We just bought this car, right, Esther?

Right, Hester.

Yo.. Well, here's your money.

Can I have my car back?

Sorry, sonny, but we like this car

it's got lot of gumption.

Well, yes, Siree Bob. It's a gasser.

But-but you don't understand.

Step on it, Hester, open her up.

Now, I'm really in trouble.

Here we are at the club, Hester.

Yup. Made it in 20 seconds flat.

screech

Oh, boy, I got to think of somethin' fast.

Uh, maybe a disguise.

Maybe, we are to enter the road races, Esther.

screech

Oh, beggin' your pardon, ladies.

Uh, Scotland Yard Inspector McGrubble here.

- Gracious snakes alive. - Uh, what's wrong, sonny?

Uh, had this car long, have you?

No, sir. We just bought it. Why?

Oh, it's hot as pistol.

You better believe it, sonny.

Oh, what I mean is, it's stolen goods.

- 'No.' - Yes.

Aye, h-haven't you heard of the McFlintstone caper?

No, tell us.

Mysterious disappearance of the husband

and all that you know.

(Hester) 'But what's that got to do with us?'

We think Mrs. McFlintstone hid

her husband's body in this car.

This car?

Right-oh.

Then she arranged to have it stolen.

Uh, I think you're putting us on, sonny.

[Fred groaning]

Di-did you hear something, Esther?

[groaning]

[snoring]

Nothin' worst then a corpse

what won't hold still, ladies.

- 'No!' - 'No!'

Hey, take-take the car, inspector.

We-we don't want it.

(Barney) 'Here is your money back, ladies.'

Well, so long.

Wait a minute.

Where are you taking the body?

Uh, to his birthday party, of course.

vroom

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

Oh, boy, I'm beat.

The next time we plan a surprise party for Fred

we better tell him.

[laughing]

(Barney) 'Upsy-daisy, Fred.'

Wha-wha-what's the matter?

Oh, where's this?

We're home, Fred.

But.. Oh, that's your home.

Oh, yeah, both places are dark.

The girls must have gone out.

So, uh, lets watch that old-old movie on TV.

Uh, you wait here and I'll go around the back

to open the door.

I don't wanna watch any old TV.

I'm going home to bed.

(Mr. Slate) Uh-uh, how much longer do we have to wait Mrs. Flintstone?

(Wilma) Uh, it shouldn't be much longer, Mr. Slate.

(male 1) Hey, quite, girls. Somebody is comin' in the back door.

(Betty) The back door?

(Wilma) Shh.

(together) Surprise!

Oh, hello, everybody.

Barney, where is Fred?

I left him out front.

Oh, man, am I gonna sleep tonight.

Where's Fred? He's gone.

Gee, I don't know. I left him right here.

Wait a minute.

What happened to my surprise party?

Lemme see now.

Barney's been stalling me all day.

Trying to get me in his house, so..

Hey, that's it.

Everybody must be over there, waiting for me.

[knock on door]

- Yes. - Mr. Flintstone?

I'm Stan Slag, your new neighbor down the street.

Oh, yes, saw you movin' in. How are you?

Well, my wife and your wife were planning

to play Bridge some night soon

so I was taken why not make it tonight.

Well, I'm afraid, Wilma isn't here now and I..

Leave her a note to join at our place.

We'll make a party of it, okay?

Tonight? At your place?

- For a party? - Well, uh, yeah.

Slag old boy, you shouldn't have gone to all the trouble.

- What trouble? - Okay, okay. I'll play along.

[chuckles] Let's go.

Rubble, where do you think Fred might've gone?

- Home, I guess. - That's simple, then.

Go get him and bring him back here.

Right. Will do.

Let's put the lights out again.

Lights out.

[Fred laughing]

- Slag, I love these surprises. - What do you mean?

(Fred) 'Ha, he he. You can drop that double talk.'

I-I know what's going on at your house.

- You do? - Yeah.

And I've been looking forward to it all year.

Hmm.

They warned me about small towns.

[laughing]

Get a load of this action.

Surprise yourself!

[screams]

Stanley, what's that silly man doing?

(Slag) 'It's alright, sweetheart.'

[chuckles] Uh. this is our new neighbor Mr. Flintstone.

Hey, Fred. Fred!

Oh, that's funny. He's not here either.

(together) 'Surprise!'

(together) 'Oh.'

He, uh, vanished.

It's very fishy Flintstone is too fat to just vanish.

- I don't like the looks of it. - My goodness.

Maybe he's been the victim of foul play.

Oh, my Fred. We've got to find him.

Spread out, man.

I'll search the north end of town.

- Rockhead, you take the south. - Gotcha.

[instrumental music]

He's off rocker, honey. Just don't move.

(Fred) 'Oh, come on, Slag.'

I know you're hidin' the party crowd here somewhere.

Yoo-hoo. Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Ah-hah!

Could they be in here?

Surprise!

'No?'

And how's about under here?

Oh. Ho-ho-ho. Slag, you rascal.

'You got 'em all here somewhere.'

'And I think I found where.'

No, Flintstone, don't open that door.

Why not? Will a big, bad beastie come out and bite me?

Flintstone, stop.

Ready or not. Here comes the birthday boy.

grr

[chuckling]

Uh, good doggy.

Don't bite. Down, boy.

'Oh, boy.'

chomp

Ow! Ow! Let go, boy. Let go.

[Fred groaning]

Stanley, shouldn't we call off the dog?

What for, sweetheart? Let him have some fun.

Huh.

Well, Flintstone, you've been bitten, beaten, chased

and you've made a fool of yourself.

Happy birthday, knot head.

Huh, wonder if that party wasn't Rubbles' after all.

Hmm, but, worse, I got a surprise for them.

The guest of honor's not showin'. I'm goin' to bed.

[crying]

Wilma, now what's wrong?

[sobbing] Oh..

Fred's missing and I'm-I'm..

Fred! Oh, Fred, you're alright.

Wh-where have you been?

Where have I been? Where have you been?

Well, we all planned a surprise party for you

but we couldn't find you.

Oh. Ho-ho, what's it matter, sweetheart?

It's still my birthday and we're together.

That's all it counts.

[Dino barking]

What's with Dino?

'You know, Dino, you can't go out.'

'No, boy, no.'

Then we're comin'.

Hi, there Flintstone.

Surprise, Fred.

- Hi, Flintstone. - Surprise.

Well, the surprise party worked alright.

Yeah, finally.

[laughing]

Happy birthday, old buddy.

[chuckling] Hey, hey, what do you think of the cake?

Yabba dabba doo!

(together) Happy birthday, Fred.

Let's sing, everybody.

? For he's a jolly good fellow ?

? For he's a jolly good fellow ?

? For he's a jolly good fellow ?

? Which nobody can deny ??

[howling]

[all laughing]

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba dabba doo time ?

? A dabba doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

Wilma!

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