Original subtitles

(Barney) 'Fred, it's a runaway carriage and there's a baby in it!'

Oh, we got to catch it!

Here-here, baby! Here, baby!

Whoa, kid!

[babbling]

Ooh! He's headin' for the amusement park!

- How do you know? - I can see, can't I?

No, I mean, how do you know it's a he?

Girls don't play with yo-yos.

'Hey, baby, come on back!'

[babbling]

screech screech screech

Hey, Fred, look.

He's headin' for the top.

[babbling]

(Fred) 'Oh, what'll we do?'

screech screech screech

I don't know, but Barney to the rescue.

I'm comin', baby!

(Fred) 'Attaboy, Barney!'

[babbling]

(Barney) 'Come to papa!'

[theme song]

[squawks]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay ol' time ??

[instrumental music]

Step on it, Barney, we'll be late

for the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes' meetin'.

Isn't there some way you can get

more speed out of this crate

lighten the load or somethin'?

Well, sure, Fred, if you'd get out

we'd pick up another 20 miles an hour.

[laughing]

How would you like to pick up a fat lip?

Oh, now, take it easy, Fred.

'We got lots of time.'

thud thud

Uh-oh. Looks like we got a flat.

At a time like this, you get a flat.

(Barney) 'Oh, no, this is terrible.'

'I-I haven't got a spare tire.'

What you need is a spare brain!

Oh, I knew we should have taken my car you bubble-head!

Oh, sorry, Fred.

We gotta move fast, Barney.

You run to the nearest gas station and buy a tire.

I'll start jackin' up the car.

Now, hurry up, will you?

Okay, Fred. Don't despair.

I'll be back with a spare.

[laughing]

Oh!

Now, where does he keep his jack?

The.. Oh, oh, here it is.

If I miss this water buffalo meetin'

I'll never forgive Barney.

'The lodge elects new officers tonight'

'and I'm in the running.'

There. That should do it.

Now, where is Barney with that tire?

I hope he gets here soon.

This thing is heavy.

Hey, Fred, uh, there was a gas station

right down the road.

We'll be ready in a flash.

There you are, Fred.

That didn't take long, did it?

Okay. Let's go.

vroom

'Did you tighten the lug nut, Barney?'

Lug nut?

Uh, what's a lug nut?

screech screech

thud

Oh, nothin' important.

It just holds the wheel on, that's all.

Bet we're the first guys ever

to be towed to a meeting, huh, Fred?

How would you like to be the first guy

to show up with a fat lip?

Oh, uh, I wouldn't like that.

Then keep it buttoned.

Alright, boys. Nomina..

I say nominations for the Grand Imperial Pooh-bah

'of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes'

'are now in order, yes.'

Go ahead, Barney.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah.

Uh, I nominate Fred Flintstone!

Not yet, Brother Rubble!

I have something to say before we proceed, yes.

Uh, now, it's very important to select the right man

to be your next Grand Imperial Pooh-bah.

Go ahead, Barney. Now!

Uh, I nominate Fred Flintstone.

Brother Rubble, please. I'm not through yet.

Uh, exalted pooh-bah

we all agree that the next pooh-bah

has gotta be fair and fearless

farsighted, faithful, friendly and fortitudinous.

Now, it looks like everything we want in our pooh-bah

begins with an "F"

including my name, Fred Flintstone!

Yeah, and so does fathead!

Oh, another wise guy!

Alright. Alright.

Now, let's get on with it.

The floor is open for nominations.

I nominate Sam Quartz!

I second the nomination!

I nominate Gilbert Granite!

Second it!

Well, get with it, Barney.

Oh, I nominate Fred Flintstone!

Oh, gee, fellas, I ain't sure I'm worthy.

Will somebody second the nomination?

I second it.

Hey, you can't second your own nomination.

Why not? It's a lot better than seconding yours.

Alright. Alright.

Now, we have three nominations. We need one more.

Hey, Fred, why don't you nominate Barney Rubble?

Are you kiddin'? Nominate Barney Rubble?

'Well, okay. Barney Rubble has been nominated.'

Just a second!

Barney Rubble has been seconded.

That makes four.

Nominations closed.

[instrumental music]

Gosh, Fred, I sure appreciate your nominatin' me this evening.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, Barney, sure.

And, uh, you can show your appreciation

for my nominatin' you by voting for me

at the election next week.

Sweetiekins, I gotta stop in the drugstore.

I'll just be a minute

and then I'm gonna get you home to bed.

Now, be a good boy, you hear?

[babbling]

[babbling]

Hey, Fred, look what's coming down the hill.

[babbling]

Hey, hey, watch out, Fred!

vroom

Hey, why don't you watch where you're goin'?

(Barney) 'Fred, it's a runaway carriage.'

'And there's a baby in it!'

Ooh, we got to catch it!

Here-here, baby! Here, baby.

Whoa, kid!

[babbling]

Ooh, he's heading for the amusement park!

- How do you know? - I can see, can't I?

No, I mean how do you know it's a he?

Girls don't play with yo-yos.

Hey!

Kids under 12 not admitted without their parents!

Hold it, you guys! Where's your tickets?

(Barney) 'Hey, baby, come on back!'

[babbling]

Hey, Fred, look. He's headin' for the top.

[babbling]

(Fred) 'Oh, what'll we do?'

I don't know, but Barney to the rescue.

I'm coming, baby!

(Fred) 'Attaboy, Barney!'

[babbling]

(Barney) 'Come to papa!'

(Fred) 'Great work, Barney.'

You saved the kid's life.

Oh, it was nothin', Fred.

You'd have done it if I hadn't.

No, sir. Not me.

You're a hero, Barney.

[crying]

Oh, look, the baby don't think so, either.

I guess he dropped his yo-yo

and wants it back.

(Barney) 'We-well, here, Fred.'

'Uh, hold him a minute. I'll try to find it.'

'I think I know where he dropped it.'

[crying]

Aw, no, no, no, little fella. Don't cry.

My baby! My baby! Is he alright?

Well, sure, he's alright. Not a scratch.

[babbling] Mama.

Oh! Oh, you wonderful man.

You saved my baby.

Now, wait a minute, lady. I, uh.. I--

How can I ever repay you?

Oh, you wonderful man. Mwah.

But, lady, I-I, uh, I..

Alright. Alright!

Step aside, everybody.

'What's going on here?'

Officer, this man saved my baby.

He's a hero, a real hero!

Yeah? That's nice.

It ain't often I get heroes on my beat.

- Usually I get-- - She's got it wrong, officer.

It wasn't me. It was my pal here.

Barney! Bar.. Where is he?

Hey, isn't that just like a real hero?

Doesn't want any credit

so he pretends he didn't do it.

Lady, will you please listen. I'm trying to tell you--

I'm from the Bedrock Gazette and I smell a story.

- What's up? - This darlin' man is a hero.

- He saved my baby. - Is that so?

Great story for my readers. It'll be sensational.

- Your name, sir? - Flintstone. Fred Flintstone.

- But I was tryin' to-- - Alright, Stonewall.

- Get a shot of this. - 'All set up, boss!'

Yeah, but-but-but--

'Alright, lady, a little closer, please.'

'Come on, hero, look heroic!'

But, but--

Fine, we'll run that on page one

under the caption, "Hero Flintstone saves baby."

You mean my picture will be in the papers?

Yeah, yeah. Page one.

Golly.

'Alright, now, what's the story?'

Uh..

Yeah, yeah, well, uh..

- Uh, the fact is-- - Don't give me the facts.

Just give me the highlights.

Well, you see, when we saw the runaway carriage

I said to Barney--

Never mind Barney, you're the hero.

Tell us what you did.

Like with utter disregard for your own safety.

Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

And all stuff like that there.

Well, uh, there was this runaway carriage.

I got that part. Now what did you do?

Uh, yeah, well, I only had a split-second

to make a decision, you see.

So I..

Gee, it took me a long time to find this.

Hey, uh, I wonder what all those people are doing there.

Uh, mister, what's all the excitement?

Too far back to hear, but I think some guy just rescued

ten people from drowning.

No, some guy just saved 200 people

trapped in a burnin' buildin'.

Uh, name's Flintstone, I think.

Oh, that must be my buddy Fred.

He must be tellin' them what really happened.

[laughing]

Oh, Fred, I'm so proud of you.

[chuckles]

Yeah, I never thought I'd see my picture

'on the first page of a newspaper.'

Fred, Fred your picture's in the paper!

Here.. Oh, you-you've got a copy.

Everybody's talking about you.

Oh, gosh, Fred, you sure are a hero.

Uh..

Well, it wasn't exactly like the paper says.

Didn't Barney tell you what really happened?

What do you mean, Fred, "What really happened?"

Well, uh..

What Fred means is that the paper exaggerated a little.

But, uh, basically, the account is correct, huh, Fred?

Uh, yeah. Yeah.

The baby was saved, and the mother was grateful.

That's basically what happened, alright.

Hello.

Oh, yes, Mrs. Goldrock.

What? Well, I'll ask him.

Dear, it's the president of the women's club.

She wants to know if you'll give a talk

about how it feels to be a hero.

Well...um, ahem..

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

(Wilma) 'Certainly, Mrs. Goldrock.'

'He'll be delighted and thank you.'

I never knew they had men speakers

at the women's club.

I didn't think a man could get a word in edgewise there.

[laughing]

Oh, Fred, shall I leave this newspaper?

You might want another copy of your picture.

No, no, take it.

What do I want with another picture?

In fact, I'll probably throw away the one I have.

Here's half of the newspapers you ordered, Mr. Flintstone.

'I'll bring you the other 100 later.'

Just set them down anywhere, Arnold.

(Arnold) 'Okay, uh, say, Mr. Flintstone.'

Our scout troop wants to make you an honorary member.

And would you sign my autograph book?

Why, certainly, Arnold.

Hello.

Oh, just a minute.

Fred, it's the Chamber of Commerce.

They want you to speak at their next luncheon.

(Fred) 'Uh...yeah, yeah, sure! Why not?'

Mr. Flintstone says he would be honored.

Now, let's see, what should I write?

Well, uh, how about this, Fred.

Three, two, one, zero.

Good luck from Flintstone, the hero.

Hey, that's pretty good, Barney.

Thanks.

Uh, three, two, one, zero--

(Wilma) 'Fred!'

Well, it fits, don't it?

[telephone rings]

(Wilma) 'Hello. Who?'

'The mayor!'

'Oh, yes! Yes, the hero is here.'

[applause]

Madam President, ladies

you may not believe it

but I wasn't always a brave hero.

I remember once when I was ten years old

'I had a toothache and I was afraid to go to the dentist.'

[laughing]

Oh, brother.

Of course, I wasn't always a hero.

Once, when I was about ten

I had a toothache and I was afraid to go to the dentist.

[laughter]

Yech!

Hi, Fred, tonight's our bowlin' date.

Come on, let's go.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Gee, I'm sorry, Barney

but, uh, I'm gonna bowl with Jimmy tonight.

Jimmy?

Yeah. There he is now.

Be right with you, Jimmy boy!

Take your time, Fred, my hero pal!

Gee, no use goin' out with me

if you can go out with the mayor.

(Wilma) 'Dinner will be ready in five minutes, Fred!'

Okay, Wilma.

I'll be in as soon as I make this practice putt.

Watch this, Dino.

'Keep your eye on the ball, Dino.'

Yabba-dabba-doo! A hole in one!

- Nice shot, Fred. - Oh, hi, Barney.

Hey, look, Barney, you're not jealous, are you?

What about?

Well, I mean those speeches

and bowlin' with the mayor

and fishin' with the governor

and yachtin' with the president.

Well, I mean, after all, uh..

'I didn't save that baby all by myself, you know.'

No. I ain't jealous of you.

Uh, I figure we all get just what we deserve.

'And if I deserve to be a hero'

'I'll be one.'

Fred, dinner's ready!

- Oh, hello, Barney. - Hello, Wilma.

Uh, I better see about my own dinner.

Uh, bye, all.

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Fred, why have you been avoiding Barney?

- Who? Me? - Yes, you.

There's something wrong between you two.

- What is it? - 'There's nothin' wrong.'

Alright, Fred.

If you won't tell me

I'll call Barney and ask him.

Uh, no, no, no, don't! Don't.

Uh, I mean, m-maybe he went to a movie or somethin'.

(Wilma) 'Fred Flintstone, I want the truth.'

Alright.

Alright, I'll tell you.

You better sit down.

So that's the story, Wilma.

And, you see, it wasn't my fault.

Fred, how could you?

But I tried to tell 'em I wasn't the hero, honest

but nobody would listen.

(Wilma) 'Fred, you've got to make them listen.'

You've got to tell 'em the truth.

Well, I can't.

I'm a hero.

'If I told them I was a phony'

'it would destroy their faith in human nature.'

'Why, it would be like tellin' 'em'

'there's no...Santa Claus.'

Fred Flintstone, I don't see

how you can live with yourself.

Come on, Dino.

(Fred) 'Oh, I can live with myself alright.'

Don't you worry, I can live with myself fine!

- Who are you? - I'm yourself.

- Myself? - That's right.

And I'll bet you can't live with me.

Oh, no?

Well, we'll see about that.

Beat it. I'm gonna have my dinner.

Dinner. That's a good idea.

I'm just as hungry as you are.

Oh, boy, roast leg of Stegosaurus.

With French fried cactus rings.

chomp chomp

'Yummy yum yum.'

Alright, buster!

I've had enough of you.

Now, you just go back where you came from

before I bop you one!

You hear? Get out of here!

Oh!

So you admit you can't live with yourself, eh?

Wilma was right.

Okay. I'll go.

Oh, w-w-wait a minute. Wait. Wait.

I-I-I was only kiddin'.

I-I can live with you.

Please. Please.

Well, alright, I'll stay.

But watch it, Freddy.

Another outburst like that

and I'll leave you flat.

I'll watch it. I'll watch it.

Okay.

Thirty-four, thirty-five

thirty-six, thirty-seven.

Come on, Wilma

please turn the light out and go to bed!

I'm not finished yet.

I have to brush 400 strokes.

(Fred) 'But it takes so long.'

Will you let her finish?

I wanna get some sleep too.

Oh, for Pete's sake!

Boy, it will be good to hit the sack.

Oh, no, you don't!

This bed ain't big enough for both of us.

You park your carcass someplace else.

Is that the way to treat a house guest?

Or are you hinting that you want me to leave?

No! No, no, no.

I didn't mean that.

It's just that I'm, I'm all in.

I gotta get some sleep.

And so do I.

[yawns]

And I hope you don't snore.

Goodnight, Fred.

(Fred) 'Don't I get a goodnight kiss?'

Not until you straighten out this hero business.

- Goodnight. - But, Wilma.

I can't sleep without a goodnight kiss.

Okay, I'll kiss you.

You get out of here!

What? Did you say something, Fred?

(Fred) 'Uh, n-n-no, no, no, Wilma.'

There's a-there's a mosquito in my bed.

Get out of here!

Oh, pardon me.

Watch it, buster.

Oh, boy.

I wonder what the penalty is for choking yourself.

Hmm.

[snoring]

[alarm ringing]

Uh, 4:30!

Who set the alarm at 4:30?

Why, that no good..

Alright, wise guy, what's the big idea?

Early to bed and early to rise

is good for all you hero guys.

Why, you..

[muttering]

Temper, temper, temper.

Fred, your breakfast is ready.

It's on the table.

I'm comin', Wilma.

Good morning, honey.

Good morning.

Huh?

Hiya, Dino boy.

What?

Well, that's a pretty cool reception.

I'm sorry, Fred.

But there's a little hero matter

you better attend to before you get

any warm receptions around here.

Come on, Dino, we'd better leave.

Well, this dodo egg better be hot.

And I better eat it before my no good self gets here.

Hey! There's nothing here but the shell!

The whole inside and the egg is gone.

Yes, and it was delicious.

Oh, no, not again.

Why can't you get lost?

I'm ready to go anytime you admit

you can't live with yourself.

No, no, no, sir.

I ain't gonna admit it.

Suit yourself, Freddy boy.

'Ahh.'

'There's nothin' like a good after breakfast cigar.'

'You want one, Fred?'

Oh, no, you don't!

I know you. Heh heh.

It's probably one of those trick cigars

that explodes in your face.

'I'll take the one you're smokin'.'

Okay, Fred. Sure.

It'll be a pleasure to let you have it.

Thanks.

You see, I'm not so dumb after all, eh?

boom

That does it! Out!

Beat it! Scram! I've had it!

You mean you admit you can't live with yourself?

(Fred) Yes! Yes, I admit it!

Nobody could live with you!

You're impossible!

Now get lost!

I never wanna see you again!

Gladly, Fred.

And don't think bein' around you

has been a ball, either.

Fred, what was all that yelling?

Wilma, honey, you were right!

I just realized I can't live with myself

and it sure is a wonderful feeling!

Alright, alright.

Here are your candidates for Grand Imperial Pooh-bah.

[cheering]

Brothers, in recognition of the fact

that one of these loyal men

by his outstanding act of heroism

has brought honor and glory

to the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes

I mov-I say, I move

'we elect Fred Flintstone'

'our Grand Pooh-bah by acclimation.'

'All those in favor, say aye.'

(together) Aye!

Oh, Wait a minute. Wait-wait, fellas.

I certainly appreciate this

but I have a confession to make.

I didn't save that baby.

Barney Rubble did.

I just took the credit.

Barney Rubble is the hero.

Go on, Barney.

Tell 'em what a phony I am.

But, Fred..

Here's the man who deserves to be

Grand Pooh-bah, not me.

'Hooray for Barney Rubble!'

(together) 'Hooray!'

[instrumental music]

Oh, Fred, I knew you'd come through.

I knew you couldn't go on living a lie.

Yeah.

But I hate to think what it's gonna be like

livin' now, with all my friends

knowin' I'm a phony.

Oh, I don't know, dear.

We do have some wonderful friends.

Looks like we'll have to move someplace else.

Start a new life.

(Wilma) 'Well, anywhere we go'

'is alright with me, Fred.'

'As long as we two are together.'

[barking]

Excuse me, I mean we three.

[laughing]

[band music]

What's that?

Look, it's Barney leading a parade!

Yeah, it looks like he got elected Grand Pooh-bah

and they're marchin' him home in triumph.

They're coming up our walk!

Look, they've stopped in front of our house!

And coming to our door!

[knock on door]

(Fred) 'Come in.'

(together) Hail to thee, Oh, Grand Imperial Pooh-bah!

I-I-I don't get it.

- What-what-- - 'Well, it's like this, Fred.'

Barney pointed out how only a real hero

could face up and confess the way you did.

'That took plenty of courage, Fred.'

(Barney) 'Uh, yeah, the kind of courage'

'we want in our Pooh-bah.'

Exactly.

So at Barney's suggestion

we elected you Grand Pooh-bah unanimously.

Gosh, fellas..

...this really gets me.

Right here.

And all I can say is..

Well, you made the right choice.

And bein' a hero

I promise you courageous leadership

and furthermore, as I said to the mayor..

Are you startin' that again?

Um, uh-uh..

Uh, w-w-what I mean is, I..

I sure hope

I can be worthy of this high honor.

That's better.

Three cheers for Fred Flintstone!

- Hip! Hip! - 'Hooray!'

- Hip! Hip! - 'Hooray!'

- Hip! Hip! - 'Hooray!'

Yabba-dabba-doo!

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay ol' time ?

? We'll have a gay ol' time ??

Wilma!

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