Original subtitles

Alright, Barney, now quit worrying.

When I peel out of here, your tooth comes with me.

Who's wo-wo-worryin'?

Yabba-dabba-doo!

Guess that did it.

Barney.

'What are you trying to do? Make me miss the fights?'

'Now, stand still.'

screech

thud

[theme song]

squawk

Yabba-dabba-doo!

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Let's ride with the family down the street ?

? Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ??

[instrumental music]

[snoring]

[Barney groaning]

Huh!

[groaning continues]

[whimpering]

Huh! Uh!

Dino, oh, what's the matter?

[whimpering]

Oh, boy, some watchdog you are!

Scared of your own shadow.

[groaning continues]

Uh-uh, wh-wh-what was that?

Wilma! Wilma!

Wake up! Wake up!

Huh-huh, well, what is it, Fred?

I-I, I-I just heard a funny noise.

Y-you better get up and see what it is.

Me? You heard a noise, and you want me to see what it is?

Of all the nerve.

You go see what it is.

Okay, okay, I just thought maybe you were interested.

Besides, it's probably nothing to worry about.

[Barney groaning]

Uh, on second thought

maybe there is something to worry about.

Quick, Wilma, call the police.

(Wilma) 'Oh, stop clowning, Fred.'

I'll get to the bottom of this.

[groaning continues]

Sounds like it's coming from the Rubble's house.

The Rubbles? Well, it's a fine time

of night for them to pick a fight.

Why can't people get along nicely like we do?

[groaning continues]

That's Barney. Sounds like he is in pain.

Poor guy, he must have got in awful late.

[telephone ringing]

'Now, who would that be calling at this time of night?'

Hello.

Oh, hello, Betty, is something wrong?

Uh-huh! Oh, I'm sorry to bother you, Wilma

but Barney has a terrible toothache.

[groaning]

Can I borrow your ice bag?

Sure, Betty, be right over.

What's wrong, Wilma?

Barney has a toothache

and I'm taking him an ice bag.

Gee! Thanks, Wilma. I feel better already.

Maybe you could drive Barney to the dentist

in the morning, Fred.

Oh, sure. I'll be glad to.

We better go now and let Barney get some rest.

Yeah, well, goodnight, Barney, and, uh, keep cool, pal.

[Fred laughs]

Yeah. Right, Fred. Goodnight.

slam

Now try and get some sleep, dear.

Sleep? Oh, yeah.

I think I will try to catch a few winks.

[yawning]

thud

[snoring]

screech

Hey, Barney, let's go, pal.

honk honk

You don't wanna be late for your comin' out party, do you?

[laughs]

Well, this is it, Barney.

D-day for dentist day.

To be honest, Betty, uh, I don't think I should go.

M-my toothache is, is gone. I-I feel fine.

Ho-ho! Don't pull that on me.

You go see the dentist.

What're you doin', Barney?

Writing a will?

[laughing]

Oh, gosh, maybe I should.

Don't be silly.

Now get going, Fred is waiting.

What's the matter, Barney? You chicken?

Who me?

Well, uh, to tell the truth, Fred..

[imitates chicken clucking]

[laughing]

You got nothing to worry about, pal.

Nowadays, all the dentists are painless.

- Painless? - Yeah.

They never feel a thing.

[laughs]

Oh, boy, you are a great help.

screech

Hey, Barney, look at that sign.

'"Championship fight tonight"'

'Rocky Granite versus Floyd Patterstone."'

Boy, would I love to see that.

Ooh, me too.

Hey, I-I heard they are using six-pound clubs.

Say, uh, Barney, uh, mind if I ask you a question?

Sorry, Fred, I'm broke.

Oh, boy, some pal you turned out to be.

You're always broke when it comes to helping a friend.

Oh, I'd like to help you

but I only got ten bucks for the dentist.

Ten bucks?

screech

Barney, with ten bucks

we could get a couple of ring-side seat tickets.

But what about my toothache, Fred?

Ah, it's easy, I just gotta figure a way

to pull your tooth for nothin'.

Um, uh, there's only one thing wrong with your figuring, Fred.

- What's that? - I won't be here.

Wait a minute!

What's the matter? Don't you trust me?

Frankly, uh, no.

I don't mind you pulling my leg once in a while

but I'm kind of touchy about my teeth.

Look, Barney, have I ever pulled your tooth before?

Well, uh, no, Fred.

Then how do you know it's gonna hurt?

Because it hurts just thinkin' about it.

Alright, Barney, now, quit worrying.

When I peel outta here, your tooth comes with me.

Who's wo-wo-worryin'?

Yabba-dabba-doo!

Guess that did it.

Barney!

'What are you trying to do? Make me miss the fights?'

'Now stand still.'

screech

bam

clatter

Uh, my tooth didn't come out, Fred.

Never mind, let's get back to the house

I've got another idea.

Good. Wilma isn't home.

Now you stay put, Barney. I'll be right out.

Come on, Dino. I got a little job for you.

[Dino barking]

Just think, Barney, if it wasn't for your toothache

we'd probably miss the fight tonight.

Yeah, I guess I'm pretty lucky, huh?

Yeah, lucky you got a friend like me.

[laughs]

Eh, we're..

Dino, you are all set.

[barking]

You know, if this works I may even open an office of my own.

Hey, uh, w-what's the cat for, Fred?

Never mind, Barney. Yours is not to question why.

Yours is but to do or..

Now, what's the rest of that saying?

To-to-to die?

Go get him, Dino.

[barking]

Oh, I-I can't do it, Fred.

- He-here, you take it. - Hey!

Hold it, Dino, you got the wrong man. Hold it.

Heel, boy! Heel, heel. Heel, boy. Heel!

[barking]

Whoa!

[groaning]

Stop it! Stop it!

Come on, Dino. Stop! Stop!

[Dino barking]

Ooh!

Hey, Fred, you alright?

Gee, did you get flappy?

Oh, boy.

Golly, Fred, can't we just go to a cheap dentist?

Whoever heard of a cheap dentist

short of a dinosaur dentist?

Hey, wait a minute.

I think you got something there, Barney-boy.

What's the difference between a dinosaur dentist

and a regular dentist, Fred?

About five bucks.

which still leaves us enough for a couple of cheap seats

to see the fight.

(Fred) 'Ah, here we are.'

"Smiley Molar Dinosaur Dentist."

He's a genius, pulled Dino's baby teeth.

I never heard of Dr. Molar, Fred.

So what?

Whoever heard of Thomas Eddistone

before he invented the robo?

Oh, I thought Eddistone invented the, uh, candle.

Shows how much you know about agriculture.

Come on.

Excuse me, miss

do you still have the $5 extraction special?

Oh, yes.

Will that be cash or Dino's club card?

Uh, cash. My friend with the toothache will pay for it.

You know, we don't get many like him in here.

We usually work on dinosaur.

Just tell the doctor we're here, will you?

'I'll call in on the intercom.'

Oh, doctor, a live one just arrived.

screech

[squawking] 'Oh, doctor, a live one just arrived.'

Oh, yes. Fine, fine.

Uh, send him in. Send him in.

screech

[squawking] 'Oh, yes. Fine, fine.'

'Send him in. Send him in.'

The doctor will see you now.

Go ahead, Barney, and make it snappy.

I'll wait out here.

Hey, uh, I got a better idea, Fred.

You go in, and I'll wait out here.

Go on, quit stalling.

Oh, my, yes.

Yes, that tooth definitely must come out. Yes, indeed.

Wi-wi-will it hurt, doc?

Hurt? Oh-ho-ho, of course not.

'I use only the most modern scientific anesthetic.'

gurgle gurgle

'I'll give you some gas.'

And you'll be off to dreamland in a couple of seconds.

Now, just breath deeply.

[inhaling]

[exhaling]

[inhaling]

[telephone ringing]

Oh, dear, it's the phone.

Excuse me, I'll be right back. You just keep breathing.

[inhaling]

[exhaling]

Ah, hello, dear.

Mm, ah, stop at the store for a loaf of bread.

Mm-hmm, got ya, and a pound of butter.

Yes, yes, go on.

'Two dozen dodo eggs, some seaweed'

'and a head lettuce.'

'Twenty eight pounds of brontosaurus steak'

and a box of crackers, four gallons of milk.

Pterodactyl pudding and some tea, right.

[chuckling] Uh, say, honey, how about if I do the shopping this week

and you pull the teeth, hmm?

Oh, there goes another one.

We lose more patients that way.

[snoring]

Wonder what's taking Barney so long.

If he didn't have the ten bucks, I wouldn't even wait.

That's funny, that guy that floated by

looks just like Barney.

'Hey, that is Barney.'

What the heck is he trying to pull?

Barney, where are you?

Barney!

[snoring]

Be calm, pal. I'll save you.

Eh, uh, oh, nurse, did you see my patient?

Uh-uh, he just floated out the door.

Oh, shucks, that's the third one we lost this week.

Ah, well, send in the next patient, please.

Come on, Hector, the doctor won't hurt you.

[whining]

Slow down, Barney. Slow down!

'Try coming in for a landing.'

[snoring]

Oh, boy, why do I let him

get me into situations like this?

Wake up, Barney. Wake up!

thud

Hey, you, wake up. Wake up!

Oh, my head.

What happened, officer?

You were looking up in the air and ran right in to this tree.

Now, what's so interesting up there?

Barney. Where did he go?

Where did he go?

'Where did who go?'

Officer, d-did you see a little guy float by?

- Was he about this big? - 'Yeah.'

- Blond hair. - 'Yeah, that's right.'

- Was he traveling south? - Yeah, yeah.

Sure, he went by.

As a matter of a fact, the whole flock

of little blond guys flew by.

Must be heading south for the winter, eh.

No, no, look, it's no gag, officer.

This guy is full of gas.

You sure you ain't gassed?

Now, just stay calm, we'll find him.

Hello, sarge, I got a real, uh, psycho for you.

Yeah, he sees, uh, floating guys.

Uh-huh, yeah.

Completely unraveled, the whole bit, yeah.

You better get the wagon down right away.

'There he is, officer, he just flew out of a cloud.'

[snoring]

Yoo-hoo, Barney, I found you.

Never mind, officer, I can take it from here.

I'm coming, pal.

Hey, sarge, is that psycho stuff contagious?

I think I saw a guy floating by too.

Uh-oh, he's floating right into that building.

[woman screaming]

(male 1) 'Hey, what's the matter, Mildred?

(Mildred) 'A man just flew by.'

(male 1) 'Ah, knock it off.'

Come on, Barney, I got no time for chasing after you.

'Now, get down here and stop fooling around.'

Hey, hey, what the..

Who-who the..

Hey, Fred, where am I?

What am I doin' up here?

Don't ask me, I was sittin' in the office

minding my own business

and you floated right out the door.

'Oh, I get it.'

'The dentist must have given me too much gas.'

Hey, mister, how much you want for that talking kite?

It ain't no talking kite, it's a flying man.

Now, scram, sonny. Go. Go play on the free-way or somethin, eh?

Boy, what a grouch.

- 'Hey, Fred?' - Now, what?

What a view. It's breathtaking.

'Will you knock it off.'

Where are we going, Fred?

I'm taking you back to the dentist and get you deflated.

'Uh-oh, Fred.'

Now, what's with the "Uh-oh, Fred."

'You better fasten your safety belt.'

- Huh? - 'We're gaining altitude.'

Now, look at the fix you got us in.

Do me a favor, will you, pal?

Next time, you got a toothache

have someone else take you to the dentist.

[screaming]

Help! A peeping Tom.

Y-y-you got it all wrong, l-l-lady.

M-my name is Fred.

Help! A peeping Fred.

thud

Oh, boy.

These new rock purses are murder.

Hey, Fred, what are you doing?

I'm taking my afternoon nap, what else?

'This ain't no time to take a snooze.'

You gotta do something, I'm stuck under this ledge.

Okay, don't move.

Boy, how does he get me into these things anyway?

Can you here me, Barney?

- Loud and clear. - Alright.

I'll give you a hand.

Well, don't applaud, Fred, just throw money.

[chuckling]

Oh, boy, everybody's a comedian.

'Alright, Barney, where are you?'

Right here, Fred.

'Can you get a good grip on my arm?'

Well, I don't know, it's kinda fat and pudgy.

'Oh, you..'

Gee, Fred, you saved my life.

mwah

Oh, cut it out, Barney.

I gotta get you back to the..

Hey, come back here, come back.

Gosh, Fred, I've never been this high before.

I-I'm getting dizzy.

Barney, I got a good mind to walk out on you.

I wouldn't try it, Fred.

[chuckling]

What are you laughing at? We're in a real jam.

'I know, Fred, b-but I can't help laughing.'

Y-y-your hand is tickling my foot.

[chuckling]

(Fred) 'Well, cut it out. We're in real trouble.'

'Uh, sorry, Fred. You're right.'

This ain't no laughin' matter.

Let's just remain calm and figure a way out of this.

Right, Fred.

- What was that? - Search me.

Looks like two humans.

Humans don't fly.

I know, but you asked me and I told you.

It looks like two humans.

Ah, it couldn't be.

Nah, I guess you're right.

Hey, uh, Fred, I just thought of something.

Yeah, yeah, what is it?

Uh, what happens when the gas wears off?

'Barney, think of something pleasant.'

'We'll worry about that later.'

Okay.

What happens when the gas wears off? Sheesh.

- Hey, uh, Fred. - Yeah.

Here comes one of those new jet jobs.

Hey, George, do you see what I see?

If you mean two guys floating up this way

yeah, I see it. I see it.

Ah, do you think we outta report it?

Nothing doin', they still think we're a little nuts

for reporting those flying saucers.

Yeah, why ask for trouble.

You know, Barney, I never thought we'd go this way.

Well, at least we're heading in the right direction.

Observation tower calling fire control.

I see an unidentified flying object over Bedrock.

U-F-O at 12 o'clock high, general.

Prepare to intercept U-F-O.

Alert all battle-stations, sergeant.

Yes, sir.

Well, you got to admit it sounds good anyway.

(man on speaker) 'Attention, attention. Pilots, man your planes.'

'Pilots, man your planes.'

vroom

'Prepare to launch interceptor missiles.'

'Fire one.'

'Fire two.'

'Fire three.'

'Fire four.'

swish swish swish

Hey, Fred, someone's shootin' at us.

Why? Whatever gave you that idea?

And look, Fred, here comes the air force.

Be calm, Barney. Just act natural.

Pilot to headquarters, I've sighted

unidentified flying object.

It's just a couple of civilian joy-riders out on a lark.

Suggest you hold fire.

Roger. Alright, men, cease fire.

'Hold your fire, men.'

Sorry, sarge, that one got away.

Look out, Barney, here comes another boulder.

I got it.

Yeow!

Let go of the rock, Barney.

'Let go of it.'

crash

Hey, Fred, look, my tooth got knocked out.

I'm all choked up about it.

(Fred) 'Oh, no, not again.'

Let's get back in the car.

I've had enough of this makin' like a bird.

Uh, what are you gonna do now, Fred?

Just leave everything to me, Barney.

I know what I'm doing.

I got both feet planted on the ground at all times.

(Barney) 'Could be, Fred'

but right now, you got both feet planted firmly in mid air.

[both chuckling]

Will you shut up and let me think?

Uh, I'm sorry, Fred.

[chuckling]

Wilma, I'm worried.

I haven't heard a word from Barney all morning.

Relax, Betty.

The boys will be back from the dentist any minute now.

You'll see.

Hey, Fred, Look.

I can see my house down there from up here.

Well take a good look, you might never see it again.

Oh, good, here they come now.

Yoo-hoo, Barney.

How's your tooth?

Hello, Fred. Fred!

Barney!

What are you two doing up there?

Looking for a cloud with a silver lining.

What else?

If it wasn't Fred and Barney, I wouldn't believe it.

Fred Flintstone, you come down this very instant.

Now, why didn't I think of that?

Hey, uh, how about that old fishing anchor

you have in the back, huh, Fred?

Hey, that's a good idea, Barney.

I'll toss it out and we can climb down the rope.

Boy, am glad I thought of that.

I gotta hand it to you, Fred.

Beneath all that blubber lies a nimble brain.

thud

There, we're anchored.

After you, Barney.

Just grab the rope and slide down to the ground. Got it?

'Gotcha, Fred.'

Uh-oh!

bam

Sorry, Fred.

I guess I should have let you out first, huh?

Barney, I don't know why I stay friends with you.

This is just great, I gotta miss the fights

because bubble-head can't keep his feet on the ground.

Oh, shush, Fred.

Betty's talking to the dentist.

But, Dr. Molar, isn't there anything you can do?

It's awfully awkward this way.

Uh-uh, well, okay, thank you, doctor, goodbye.

[sighs] He says, we'll just have to wait until the gas wears off.

Well, that could take forever. We'll miss the fights.

I was kinda up in the air about that anyway, Fred. He he he.

[imitates Barney laughing]

Oh, very amusing.

Hey, wait a minute. Up in the air.

Barney, you're a genius.

No kiddin'.

And I did not even finish high school.

'Here, grab your rock, we're goin to the fights.'

We are?

That is, if it's okay with the war department.

[chuckling]

Oh, you mean, Wilma and Betty.

- It's okay with me. - Me too.

But I sure hope you know what you're doing.

(Fred) 'Yabba-dabba-doo!'

'Come on, Barney, let's go.'

Well, here we are at the Bedrock Bowl, Fred.

And with the best cushion seats in the house.

Well, I dunno, Fred. I ain't so comfortable.

What are you complaining about?

You not only got rid of your toothache

but we see the fight for nothing.

Well, yeah, I guess you're right.

Come on, Rocky, let him have it.

Give him the old one-two!

[indistinct chatter]

Yabba-dabba-doo!

[theme song]

? Flintstones meet the Flintstones ?

? They're the modern Stone Age family ?

? From the town of Bedrock ?

? They're a page right out of history ?

? Someday maybe Fred will win the fight ?

? Then that cat will stay out for the night ?

? When you're with the Flintstones ?

? Have a yabba-dabba-doo time ?

? A dabba-doo time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

? We'll have a gay old time ?

Wilma-a-a!

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