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GIRL: Oh, my God, it's Ruby.
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GIRL: That girl's outfit.
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♪ Can I have a taste of your ice cream? ♪
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♪ Can I lick the crumbs from your table? ♪
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♪ Can I interfere in your crisis? ♪
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-♪ No... ♪-Move your fake-ass bag.
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♪ ...business ♪
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♪ No, mind your own business ♪
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ANWAR: What is Harriet Anders doing?
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I told her that Jordan secretly liked her
and that she should ask him to the dance.
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-Hoo.
-Poor thing.
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Do you want to go to the ball with me?
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No.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Oh, my God. It's like a car crash.
Oh, shit.
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-♪ Can you hear the people behind me? ♪
-[CELL PHONE DINGS]
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-[PHONES BUZZING]
-[GIRLS GASP]
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-[LAUGHTER]
-ANWAR: Oh...
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Whoa. That is one rank-looking vagina.
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AIMEE: "Apologize for being a bitch
in assembly tomorrow,
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or I reveal the photo with your face.
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You know who you are." Bit harsh.
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I love a scandal. Whose is it?
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I don't know, but it looks like
they've got Chewbacca vag.
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Yeah, if my labia looked like that,
I'd, uh, kill myself.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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[LAUGHING]
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I feel sorry for whoever it is, you know.
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You didn't look at it, did you?
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For, like, a second, yeah.
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Didn't know what it was.
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Heh. It looked like a guinea pig
with a bit of ham on it.
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-Just like a little...
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Do you wanna meet my parents tonight?
They've been asking about you, so...
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I'm not the meet-the-parents type.
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Cool. We'll just have sex
in the back of my car forever.
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Heh. Look, meet my parents.
Then it's over and done with.
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No pressure, but...
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Maybe.
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Great. I'll let them know.
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Oi, I said maybe.
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-Huh? I can't...
-Dickhead.
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-I said dickhead.
-Heh heh heh.
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It's been a month. I thought
they would've broken up by now.
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Count yourself lucky
she didn't bite your scrote.
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Then you'd have a mangled scrote
like Simon Furthassle's.
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Can we stop talking about Maeve, please?
Look, it was a weird blip.
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-Yeah.
-I'm over it.
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It's good that she's with Jackson.
We're not doing the clinic as much,
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so... got plenty of time
to get on with my normal life...
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and do normal things.
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Like feel sad and play Smash Bros?
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How about going to see
Hedwig and the Angry Inch tonight?
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No!
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-Yeah! Ha ha.
-Aw.
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Happy birthday.
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-No. I thought you forgot our tradition.
-How could I forget?
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-Mm.
-It's okay. Don't get emotional.
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Of course I'm gonna get emotional.
It’s Hedwig, man.
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-It starts at seven.
-Uh-huh.
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-We're gonna get the early bus.
-Okay.
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-You're slow in heels and on time's late.
-Excuse me. I'm a bad girl in heels.
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A bad girl. Let it be known to the world.
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I bet you it's Tia's.
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No way. She's fat.
This isn't a fat vagina.
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-What about Cara?
-No. Those flaps are Caucasian, all right.
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It's probably Maeve Wiley's.
Anyone notice whether it had teeth?
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[ANWAR CHUCKLES]
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What is that sticking-out bit?
It looks like a micro-penis.
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I've gotta go.
See you tonight at Aimee's.
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-What's happenin' at mine tonight?
-Study group, obviously.
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Guys, my parents
are still kind of angry about the party.
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Guys?
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-It's my vagina.
-What?
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It's mine, okay? And I need your help.
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You and that weird sex kid
who looks like a Victorian ghost.
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You told everyone it was my vagina.
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You're a horrible person.
Why should I help you?
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W-Well, I--I don't know who else to ask.
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W-W-W-- I don't care.
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Please.
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[SIGHS]
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[SIGHS] Look,
I only sent that photo to one guy.
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I can't believe I was stupid enough
to leave my face in it,but I was--
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I'd just had my eyebrows done,
and I was looking on fleek.
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Okay, so what do you want us
to do about it, then?
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I need you to find out who it was
before assembly tomorrow.
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If this picture gets released,
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it will be on the Internet
for the rest of my life.
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Uh-huh. Who'd you send it to?
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[MEEKLY] Tom Baker.
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Warhammer Tom?
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-Ah.
-Heh heh. Oh, my God.
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Well, we only dated for, like, one week.
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And my nan had just died.
I-I wasn't myself.
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Look, I'll...
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I'll pay.
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Okay?
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Keep your money.
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[SIGHS]
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-Get lost before I change my mind.
-[WHISPERS] Okay. Thank you.
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-Hey, muppet.
-Aah. Hi, Maeve.
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-Um, yeah. Haven't seen you in a while.
-Mm-hmm.
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-We've got clinic emergency.
-Clinic? Um...
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I... got to be somewhere.
I can't do after school.
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The vagina photo's Ruby's.
She wants us to find out who sent it.
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Tell her she should go to the police.
It's a criminal offense.
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-What's this got to do with therapy?
-It's a vagina.
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Come on, it's not-- it won't take long.
I've gotta be somewhere, too.
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-Why are you being weird?
-Not. I'm not being weird.
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-Yes, you are.
-Well, why are you helping Ruby, anyway?
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It's money.
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-Please?
-Uh...
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Okay. Who did she send it to?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Tom Baker.
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What mortals dare enter our domain?
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Who doth interrupt
our game of Runes of Dunbar?
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-We need to talk to you.
-Speak plainly, woman.
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-Privately.
-We are a fellowship.
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We hide nothing from one another.
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Hmm.
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-No! What is wrong with you?
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Speak with us, or your precious fellowship
will meet the same fate.
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It's important, Tom. Please.
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Okay.
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[GRUNTS] I didn't send that photo.
I would never do anything to hurt her.
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-Prove it. Give us your phone.
-Um...
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-Go on.
-I don't have one.
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Did you know that they emit radiation
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and that the radiation
can cause a cancer of the balls?
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I don't want mutant sperm.
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Check if you like.
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If it wasn't you, who was it?
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Ruby and I dated for a week.
It was like a dream.
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But then she dumped me for Glen Jacobs.
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And then she dumped him
because he wore the wrong socks to school.
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What are you implying?
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Remember that topless photo
of Tia Hobbs that went around?
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Yeah.
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Well, Tia used to go out with Glen,
and he called in sick today.
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Coincidence? I think not.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Thanks, Tom.
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You know Glen Jacobs, right?
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-Where does he live?
-Uh, in his parents' garage.
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There's loads of beanbags in it.
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-Okay, where is it?
-Oh, I don't know.
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I just sort of arrive places.
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[CELL PHONE DINGS]
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What would you wear to meet your
boyfriend's parents for the first time?
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Whatever you do, do not dress like you.
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My brother brought a girl home once.
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She wore a Nine Inch Nails T-shirt,
and my mom thought she worshipped Satan.
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She did a massive shit in the toilet.
My dad had to break it up with a stick.
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So don't do that, either,
'cause first impressions count.
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Good luck.
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Eric, you can't go out dressed like this.
Go and change.
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Dad, it's okay. It's a costume.
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Otis will be in costume, too.
We do it every year. It's fine.
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Put a coat on. It's not safe.
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Bye, Dad.
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[INXS] ♪ Live, baby, live ♪
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♪ Now that the day is over ♪
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♪ I got a new sensation ♪
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Ahem. I'm off.
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-♪ In perfect moments ♪
-Oh...
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You look fabulous.
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♪ So impossible to refuse ♪
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Thanks.
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Have fun.
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♪ Dream, baby, dream ♪
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♪ Of all that's come and goin' ♪
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♪ And you will find out in the end ♪
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♪ There really is ♪
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♪ There really is no difference ♪
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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[SHEENA EASTON'S "MORNING TRAIN" PLAYING]
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You look different.
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-I was making an effort.
-No, you look great.
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-Tanya, it's fine.
-Guys. Guys.
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This is Maeve.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hi.
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Welcome. We've made sushi.
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And I've just realized
it's got shellfish in.
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-You're not allergic, are you?
-Yeah, I'll die.
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-Just kidding.
-Heh heh.
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-JACKSON: Yeah.
-Oh. Ha ha.
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That's funny.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Heh.
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-We are so happy to meet you.
-Me too.
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Yes.
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I brought some wine.
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-Jackson doesn't drink.
-Mom.
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That's so thoughtful of you.
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-We'll have some, won't we?
-Yep.
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Oi.
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-Is it your birthday?
-Yeah. Yeah, it is.
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It's my birthday, too.
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You look brilliant.
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Heh heh. Thank you.
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Happy birthday, mate.
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Ah. Ha ha ha ha.
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[LAUGHTER]
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He wouldn't go anywhere near the ocean
without crying.
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He was so afraid of water,
he couldn't have a bath.
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Mom, I was not afraid of a bath.
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Ha ha. Oh, you were afraid.
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You wouldn't think it, though, would you?
Can't keep him out of the water now.
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-Mm.
-Okay, sorry.
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Sorry. We're babbling.
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But it's just that...
well, we didn't think...
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we could have a baby, so...
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unfortunately for Jackson, he's...
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he's our miracle.
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-Mom...
-Oh. Okay, okay.
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Reining it in.
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-[CHUCKLES]
-So what about your parents, Maeve?
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What do they do?
Are they as embarrassing as us?
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No.
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Yeah. Yeah, they're, uh... very normal.
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Yeah. So what do they do?
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Um... they're accountants.
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Great. We were just saying
we need new accountants.
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Where are they based?
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They work from home, actually.
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-Do they have a website?
-Uh, no.
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Uh, they like to work with,
like, international clients.
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You know, Japan and stuff.
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[CHUCKLES]
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-JACKSON: Ahem.
-Where's the toilet?
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-You can use the one in my room.
-Cool.
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She's...
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nice.
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Yeah?
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Okay, cool.
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You did tell her you don't drink,
though, right?
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Mom.
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-Just chill out.
-Come on.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Shit.
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[CELL PHONE RINGTONE JINGLES]
246
00:14:08,685 --> 00:14:11,205
-What's up, dick stain?
-Tom lied. He has a phone.
247
00:14:11,805 --> 00:14:13,285
Knew it. Sneaky little bastard.
248
00:14:14,565 --> 00:14:15,805
[WHISPERS] Wait.
249
00:14:16,525 --> 00:14:18,965
Wait. Ahh.
250
00:14:19,445 --> 00:14:21,205
-What's happening?
-He tossed it.
251
00:14:21,285 --> 00:14:23,725
He's got rid of the evidence,
the sneaky little man.
252
00:14:23,805 --> 00:14:24,725
Go and confront him.
253
00:14:24,805 --> 00:14:26,605
-I'm gonna miss my bus.
-You're right there.
254
00:14:26,685 --> 00:14:29,085
-He's gonna get away with it.
-I can't. I've gotta go.
255
00:14:29,165 --> 00:14:31,125
-Where are you?
-Clayhill Bridge.
256
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:32,965
That's near the bus stop.
Go and talk to him.
257
00:14:33,045 --> 00:14:34,805
It'll be too late tomorrow, okay?
258
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,005
JACKSON: Coming up on my right.
I was so close, but I just clipped it.
259
00:14:41,085 --> 00:14:43,005
I think I pulled my shoulder,
but it was worth it.
260
00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:46,485
We're so proud of you. Heh.
261
00:14:46,565 --> 00:14:49,805
-I hope Maeve hasn't got lost.
-Oh, yeah. I'll go check on her.
262
00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:52,805
Maeve?
263
00:15:03,605 --> 00:15:04,765
Oi.
264
00:15:04,845 --> 00:15:06,685
-No. No.
-Stop!
265
00:15:06,765 --> 00:15:07,885
-Stay back!
-Halt! Tom!
266
00:15:07,965 --> 00:15:09,725
-I'm scared. I'm scared.
-It's me.
267
00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:12,285
Otis.
268
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,645
Why are you wearing that?
269
00:15:15,885 --> 00:15:17,765
Hedwig. I'm Hedwig.
270
00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:21,125
-Well... I don't know what that is.
-It's a cult movie.
271
00:15:21,205 --> 00:15:24,805
Brilliant soundtrack.
Iconic amongst the LGBTQI community.
272
00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,685
That's not the point. Tom...
273
00:15:26,765 --> 00:15:28,565
why did you
throw your phone in the bush?
274
00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:30,245
You said you didn't have a phone.
275
00:15:32,445 --> 00:15:33,885
Okay, I lied.
276
00:15:35,165 --> 00:15:38,325
I knew it looked bad,
so I made up the Glen Jacobs thing.
277
00:15:39,285 --> 00:15:42,845
I didn't send that photo to everyone.
Honestly.
278
00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:45,165
-It's not looking good, Tom.
-I didn't.
279
00:15:46,285 --> 00:15:50,165
I just sent it to one other guy because
he didn't believe I'd had sex with Ruby.
280
00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:54,885
And... And also, I was mad
that she said I smelt like crisps.
281
00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:58,005
That's not an excuse.
Who did you send it to?
282
00:15:58,085 --> 00:16:00,285
Kyle. No one else.
283
00:16:00,365 --> 00:16:01,845
[CELL PHONE RINGTONE JINGLES]
284
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:05,285
-Hey, man. Uh... yeah.
-Dude, where are you?
285
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,445
-The bus is in, like, a minute.
-Yeah. No, no. I'm gonna be there soon.
286
00:16:08,525 --> 00:16:11,205
-Yeah, I'm almost there. I promise.
-Aw.
287
00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:14,405
You better alacazam yourself here now
because the bus is here.
288
00:16:14,485 --> 00:16:16,845
Get on. We got to get on it.
Just hold the doors.
289
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,685
Uh, could you just wait one second?
290
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,405
-My friend--
-That was one second.
291
00:16:34,245 --> 00:16:35,485
No! No!
292
00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:41,765
[PANTS]
293
00:16:44,805 --> 00:16:45,765
I'll get the next one.
294
00:16:45,845 --> 00:16:47,685
I'll meet you at the station.
295
00:16:48,445 --> 00:16:49,445
I'm sorry, man.
296
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:54,365
[SIGHS]
297
00:17:07,285 --> 00:17:08,525
Where's Tom?
298
00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,725
-Why do you look weird?
-Why are you dressed like that?
299
00:17:11,805 --> 00:17:14,845
I'm supposed to be seeing
Hedwig and the Angry Inch with Eric,
300
00:17:14,925 --> 00:17:16,565
but I missed my bus,
so thanks for that.
301
00:17:16,645 --> 00:17:18,605
-How is that my fault?
-You made me chase Tom.
302
00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:20,165
I didn't make you do anything.
303
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:27,285
[SIGHS] Well, he sent the photo to Kyle.
304
00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,765
-Kyle? Okay, we go talk to Kyle, then.
-No.
305
00:17:30,845 --> 00:17:32,885
I have to meet Eric.
I'm waiting for the next bus.
306
00:17:34,125 --> 00:17:36,525
-The next one isn't for an hour. Come.
-I said no.
307
00:17:37,885 --> 00:17:39,565
Fine. Suit yourself.
308
00:17:45,805 --> 00:17:47,085
[SIGHS]
309
00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:58,405
-Where are we going now?
-Aimee's study group.
310
00:18:04,925 --> 00:18:06,605
[BUBBLING]
311
00:18:08,805 --> 00:18:10,925
AIMEE: Kyle, you're making me feel sick.
312
00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:12,925
RUBY: Yeah, Aimee.
He's really disgusting.
313
00:18:13,005 --> 00:18:17,685
-[COUGHS] See, told you I could do it.
-AIMEE: Nobody cares, Kyle.
314
00:18:17,765 --> 00:18:19,405
-[COUGHS]
-[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
315
00:18:19,485 --> 00:18:22,685
-[DOORBELL RINGS]
-Pizza. Thank God for that.
316
00:18:22,765 --> 00:18:24,805
Uh, who ordered pizza?
317
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:27,285
-We did.
-Oh, we found your mom's credit card.
318
00:18:27,365 --> 00:18:28,365
Mm-hmm.
319
00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:32,165
What the actual fuck.
320
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,525
We need to talk to Kyle.
321
00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,805
-What do you want him for?
-None of your business.
322
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:38,525
What are you supposed to be?
323
00:18:38,605 --> 00:18:40,845
-I'm going to a fancy--
-Aimee, Cock Biter's here.
324
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:44,565
What do you want?
325
00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,005
I love your outfit.
326
00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:51,285
-Thank you.
-How did it go with Jackson's parents?
327
00:18:51,365 --> 00:18:53,365
Not great. I kind of... fled.
328
00:18:54,165 --> 00:18:55,685
-Where's Kyle?
-Why?
329
00:18:55,765 --> 00:18:58,165
Is this a sex thing?
Has he got worms or something?
330
00:18:58,245 --> 00:19:00,805
Has he given them to me?
Am I riddled with worms now?
331
00:19:00,885 --> 00:19:02,205
No. We need to talk to him.
332
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,125
Okay.
333
00:19:08,285 --> 00:19:09,245
Ruby, where's Kyle?
334
00:19:10,285 --> 00:19:13,645
Probably having a whitey in the kitchen.
He's so disgusting, Aimee. Honestly.
335
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,765
[KYLE GROANING]
336
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,965
[GROANING CONTINUES]
337
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:33,765
Kyle, we need to talk.
338
00:19:33,845 --> 00:19:36,765
My skin feels like a carpet.
339
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:39,445
-Kyle, did you send out that photo?
-Tread on me.
340
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:41,925
I don't wanna be a carpet.
341
00:19:42,005 --> 00:19:45,085
We will fuck you up, do you hear me?
You'll wish you were a fucking carpet.
342
00:19:45,165 --> 00:19:47,605
-Did you send the picture? Yes or no?
-Maeve.
343
00:19:47,685 --> 00:19:49,045
He's out of it.
344
00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,805
[SIGHS] This is stupid.
345
00:19:51,885 --> 00:19:54,325
She sent out the photo.
Why doesn't she go to the police?
346
00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,885
-[KYLE GROANING]
-You really don't get it, do you?
347
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:59,725
-You're such a man.
-Why are you so obsessed with this?
348
00:19:59,805 --> 00:20:01,405
Do you need money?
I can lend you some.
349
00:20:01,485 --> 00:20:04,405
Or is this just an excuse
to run away from Jackson's thing?
350
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:06,285
-What's that supposed to mean?
-I find it funny
351
00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:08,965
that you only ever want me around
when you need something.
352
00:20:09,045 --> 00:20:10,045
That's not true.
353
00:20:10,925 --> 00:20:12,645
-You're my friend.
-Am I?
354
00:20:13,765 --> 00:20:16,205
Because friends
are supposed to listen to each other.
355
00:20:16,285 --> 00:20:19,685
And I keep telling you
I'm supposed to be with Eric right now,
356
00:20:19,765 --> 00:20:23,125
but for some reason,
I'm here with you and the carpet.
357
00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,405
-[KYLE GROANS]
-Go, then.
358
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,645
Go on.
359
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:28,325
Okay, yeah.
360
00:20:31,725 --> 00:20:33,445
I didn't take the money off Ruby.
361
00:20:36,285 --> 00:20:38,845
You're right. I was freaked out
about Jackson's family dinner,
362
00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,285
but that's not why I'm here.
363
00:20:41,165 --> 00:20:43,725
Do you know how long
I've been called Cock Biter?
364
00:20:43,805 --> 00:20:45,085
Four years.
365
00:20:45,165 --> 00:20:48,045
People I've never met
call me Cock Biter to my face.
366
00:20:49,525 --> 00:20:51,485
I bit Simon Furthassle's scrote.
367
00:20:51,565 --> 00:20:54,645
I had sex with four guys at the same time.
I fucked my second cousin.
368
00:20:54,725 --> 00:20:56,885
I'll give you a hand job
for a fiver if you like.
369
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:00,765
Do you know how it started?
370
00:21:02,165 --> 00:21:04,885
Simon tried to kiss me
at Claire Tyler's 14th birthday.
371
00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,325
I said no.
372
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:12,085
He told everyone I'd given him a blow job
and bitten his dick, and that was it.
373
00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:14,005
This kind of thing sticks.
374
00:21:15,285 --> 00:21:18,445
And it hurts, and no one deserves
to be shamed, not even Ruby.
375
00:21:19,325 --> 00:21:20,325
I didn't know that.
376
00:21:20,965 --> 00:21:21,965
Whatever.
377
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:26,205
Please just help me fix this.
378
00:21:34,765 --> 00:21:36,165
[CLEARS THROAT]
379
00:21:36,245 --> 00:21:37,565
[KYLE GROANS]
380
00:21:37,645 --> 00:21:39,445
How do we get him to talk?
381
00:21:42,085 --> 00:21:43,365
[MOANS]
382
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,125
Orange juice.
383
00:21:47,045 --> 00:21:49,005
I need orange juice.
384
00:21:52,125 --> 00:21:54,125
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
385
00:21:54,205 --> 00:21:56,365
[CELL PHONE RINGTONE]
386
00:21:56,445 --> 00:21:58,245
-Hey, man. Um...
-Where are you?
387
00:21:58,325 --> 00:22:00,885
-Are you on a bus?
-Um... no.
388
00:22:00,965 --> 00:22:03,685
Look, uh... something's come up.
It's a bit of an emergency.
389
00:22:03,765 --> 00:22:05,685
What happened? Are you all right?
390
00:22:05,965 --> 00:22:06,885
Yeah, no, I'm fine.
391
00:22:06,965 --> 00:22:08,765
I'm fine. I have to do something.
392
00:22:08,845 --> 00:22:11,525
I'm gonna jump on the next bus,
and I'll meet you after the movie.
393
00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:15,005
I-I don't know, man.
Uh, I'm not feelin' it anymore.
394
00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,445
I think I might just go home.
395
00:22:16,525 --> 00:22:19,885
Okay, okay. Well... call me when you
get back home and let's hang out.
396
00:22:19,965 --> 00:22:22,325
It's your birthday.We have to do something.
397
00:22:22,405 --> 00:22:26,005
I'm sorry, and I'm gonna
make it up to you, I promise.
398
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:28,485
Okay, I'll speak to you in a bit.
399
00:22:28,565 --> 00:22:29,685
Okay, bye.
400
00:22:45,005 --> 00:22:46,685
[CELL PHONE DINGS]
401
00:22:47,245 --> 00:22:49,085
Thirteen hours until the big reveal.
402
00:22:49,165 --> 00:22:51,205
Whoever came up with this
is an evil genius.
403
00:22:51,285 --> 00:22:53,205
Ha ha. I am so impressed.
404
00:22:53,285 --> 00:22:54,885
[DOORBELL RINGS]
405
00:22:54,965 --> 00:22:56,445
That better be pizza.
406
00:23:03,365 --> 00:23:05,005
Hi. I'm here for the study group.
407
00:23:05,925 --> 00:23:07,645
Um, Ruby told me about it.
408
00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:10,885
I'm-I'm Steve. I'm new at school.
409
00:23:10,965 --> 00:23:14,125
This isn't actually a study group.
We smoke weed and bitch about people.
410
00:23:15,005 --> 00:23:17,685
Ruby likes to invite guys
she thinks are hot.
411
00:23:18,525 --> 00:23:19,525
Oh.
412
00:23:20,605 --> 00:23:24,765
Oh, I actually-- I kind of need to study.
I've got a ton of trigonometry homework.
413
00:23:24,845 --> 00:23:26,405
Um...
414
00:23:26,485 --> 00:23:28,525
Okay. Uh, thanks, though.
415
00:23:30,245 --> 00:23:32,525
Wait. Wait.
416
00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:35,365
I could help you study, if you like.
417
00:23:49,725 --> 00:23:53,405
BOBBY BLAND:
♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪
418
00:23:55,605 --> 00:23:57,205
-♪ Ain't no love... ♪
-Sorry. Excuse me.
419
00:23:57,285 --> 00:23:58,845
-Is this the bus for Moordale?
-No.
420
00:24:01,725 --> 00:24:03,245
♪ Ain't no love ♪
421
00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:06,125
♪ And it's sure 'nough a pity ♪
422
00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:09,645
♪ Ain't no love... ♪
423
00:24:09,725 --> 00:24:11,325
Sorry, excuse me.
424
00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:14,365
Did you see anyone take my coat?
It had my phone and my wallet in it.
425
00:24:14,445 --> 00:24:17,765
Did you see anybody take my coat?
It had my phone and wallet in it.
426
00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:21,925
-It was tiger print.
-♪ In this great big old town ♪
427
00:24:23,005 --> 00:24:26,925
Sorry. Did you see anybody take my coat?
It had my phone and wallet in--
428
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:30,925
-♪ Ain't no love ♪
-God.
429
00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:34,405
♪ 'Cause you ain't around ♪
430
00:24:35,045 --> 00:24:38,285
♪ Ain't no love in the heart of the city ♪
431
00:24:38,365 --> 00:24:41,885
Why do people send out naked pictures
of themselves, anyway?
432
00:24:41,965 --> 00:24:45,325
It's a thrill thing. You know, when you
do something you're not supposed to,
433
00:24:45,405 --> 00:24:46,965
but somehow it makes it better.
434
00:24:48,325 --> 00:24:50,525
Not that I've done it, obviously.
435
00:24:50,605 --> 00:24:53,565
-Lone genitals aren't really my thing.
-Yeah?
436
00:24:53,645 --> 00:24:56,485
I'm just saying,
I can see why people do it.
437
00:24:56,565 --> 00:24:58,965
It's like not paying for a train ticket.
438
00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:02,125
Or finding a lost wallet
and keeping the money.
439
00:25:02,965 --> 00:25:05,325
You know it's wrong, but it feels good.
440
00:25:05,405 --> 00:25:07,605
I would never take money
out of a lost wallet.
441
00:25:08,445 --> 00:25:10,805
Have you ever done anything
you're not supposed to, Otis?
442
00:25:10,885 --> 00:25:12,405
Yeah.
443
00:25:12,485 --> 00:25:13,805
Like what?
444
00:25:13,885 --> 00:25:18,285
I... don't-I don't back up my hard drive
sometimes, if I'm tired.
445
00:25:20,125 --> 00:25:21,125
Wow.
446
00:25:22,365 --> 00:25:23,445
Yep, it's that one.
447
00:25:24,845 --> 00:25:26,205
[WHISPERS] Steal something.
448
00:25:29,125 --> 00:25:30,365
-No.
-Yeah.
449
00:25:30,445 --> 00:25:32,125
-No. Why would I steal?
-Yeah.
450
00:25:32,205 --> 00:25:33,565
-Because I dare you.
-So?
451
00:25:33,645 --> 00:25:35,365
-I dare you to do it.
-Wh--
452
00:25:35,445 --> 00:25:37,445
-I dare you. Come on, it's easy.
-Don't. I can't...
453
00:25:37,525 --> 00:25:38,725
-Just live a little.
-I'm not--
454
00:25:38,805 --> 00:25:40,045
Shh. It's fine.
455
00:25:42,685 --> 00:25:44,205
[BELL JANGLES]
456
00:25:48,125 --> 00:25:49,485
[DOOR CLOSES; BELL JINGLES]
457
00:26:00,045 --> 00:26:01,005
Whoo.
458
00:26:08,205 --> 00:26:10,725
You were a man. Now you're not.
459
00:26:11,925 --> 00:26:13,445
Yeah, his shift is over.
460
00:26:13,525 --> 00:26:14,525
-Hi...
-Hi.
461
00:26:14,605 --> 00:26:15,885
Otis.
462
00:26:16,765 --> 00:26:18,165
I'm supposed to be Hedwig.
463
00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:20,045
Oh. I love that film.
464
00:26:22,685 --> 00:26:23,525
[BEEP]
465
00:26:28,605 --> 00:26:30,405
-You all right?
-Hmm.
466
00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:32,045
I'm all good. I'm just casual.
467
00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:35,885
-How are you?
-I'm fine.
468
00:26:35,965 --> 00:26:37,765
You just seem a bit nervous.
469
00:26:37,845 --> 00:26:41,445
Hmm? Why-Why would I be nervous?
I'm not--
470
00:26:44,005 --> 00:26:45,645
Were you intending to pay for that?
471
00:26:46,645 --> 00:26:48,685
-Yeah.
-You weren't, were you?
472
00:26:48,765 --> 00:26:52,645
I don't know why I did that. I--
I've never done anything like that before.
473
00:26:52,725 --> 00:26:55,805
Yeah, I can tell. You're an awful thief.
474
00:26:55,885 --> 00:26:58,005
How much is it? Is it, like, 50p?
475
00:26:58,085 --> 00:26:59,725
I'm obligated to call the police.
476
00:27:01,765 --> 00:27:04,205
-Don't. Please.
-Yes, Otis.
477
00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,405
Ha ha ha ha ha.
478
00:27:09,485 --> 00:27:10,485
I'm joking.
479
00:27:11,405 --> 00:27:12,405
[SIGHS]
480
00:27:12,485 --> 00:27:14,085
-Really?
-Yeah.
481
00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:15,765
It's on me.
482
00:27:17,405 --> 00:27:18,405
Okay.
483
00:27:19,485 --> 00:27:21,645
-Heh. Thank you.
-It's okay.
484
00:27:22,565 --> 00:27:23,765
-Heh heh.
-Thank you.
485
00:27:23,845 --> 00:27:24,965
You're welcome.
486
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:26,965
[BELL JINGLES]
487
00:27:29,845 --> 00:27:31,405
I got caught.
488
00:27:31,485 --> 00:27:32,725
Of course you did.
489
00:27:41,365 --> 00:27:42,765
I get sent images all the time.
490
00:27:43,645 --> 00:27:45,845
You know, tits...
491
00:27:46,685 --> 00:27:49,365
minges... the occasional butthole.
492
00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:52,645
Kyle, the vagina. The one sent out
this morning. Did you send it?
493
00:27:52,725 --> 00:27:55,925
No. I keep all the pictures
for my own personal collection.
494
00:27:57,045 --> 00:27:59,645
I'm more of a connoisseur
of amateur erotica.
495
00:27:59,725 --> 00:28:01,005
Kyle, that's disgusting.
496
00:28:02,285 --> 00:28:03,525
Yeah, I know.
497
00:28:05,405 --> 00:28:06,605
Okay. Get lost now.
498
00:28:08,365 --> 00:28:10,125
-Go on.
-Unh.
499
00:28:11,605 --> 00:28:12,925
-Go on.
-Come on.
500
00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:15,885
[SIGHS]
501
00:28:15,965 --> 00:28:17,725
-[DOOR CLOSES]
-Well, was it him?
502
00:28:18,445 --> 00:28:19,365
I don't think so.
503
00:28:19,445 --> 00:28:22,365
Well, we're running out of time.
You're really shit at helping.
504
00:28:22,445 --> 00:28:24,725
-She's just doing you a favor.
-Ah.
505
00:28:26,285 --> 00:28:27,285
What's going on?
506
00:28:27,365 --> 00:28:30,765
-My life is over.
-Why? Rubes, what's wrong?
507
00:28:32,965 --> 00:28:35,325
That minge
everyone's been laughing at all day--
508
00:28:36,165 --> 00:28:39,165
it's mine, and I'm fucked.
509
00:28:39,245 --> 00:28:40,565
I'm totally fucked.
510
00:28:43,325 --> 00:28:44,805
[SIGHS]
511
00:28:44,885 --> 00:28:46,165
[WHISPERS] Go and sit.
512
00:28:50,325 --> 00:28:52,005
Ruby, um...
513
00:28:53,085 --> 00:28:55,085
Okay, look, worst-case scenario--
514
00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:57,965
photo goes out,
everyone in school knows it's you,
515
00:28:58,045 --> 00:29:00,285
and you could be humiliated.
516
00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:03,365
-You're not making me feel better.
-But only if you let yourself be.
517
00:29:04,405 --> 00:29:07,965
Everyone has bodies, right.
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
518
00:29:09,605 --> 00:29:11,605
I have a-- I have a funky-looking toe.
519
00:29:11,685 --> 00:29:14,125
-Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Otis, don't.
-And I--
520
00:29:16,365 --> 00:29:17,725
-It looks like a thumb.
-Yuck.
521
00:29:17,805 --> 00:29:20,085
Anyway, point is, whoever did this
522
00:29:20,165 --> 00:29:23,125
is intending to shame you,
but it won't work if you don't let them.
523
00:29:23,205 --> 00:29:26,165
If they want to shame me, why haven't they
revealed who I am already?
524
00:29:26,245 --> 00:29:28,685
-This is torture.
-Oh, my God.
525
00:29:30,245 --> 00:29:31,245
It's a girl.
526
00:29:32,565 --> 00:29:34,165
We thought it was a boy. It's a girl.
527
00:29:34,245 --> 00:29:37,565
Emotional blackmail, demanding an apology.
This is some girl shit.
528
00:29:38,165 --> 00:29:39,165
What girls hate you, Ruby?
529
00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:42,645
All of them. I'm a bitch, Maeve.
I'm a bitch to everyone.
530
00:29:42,725 --> 00:29:44,765
-Yeah.
-I need to go home now.
531
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:46,045
Olivia, can you call me a taxi?
532
00:29:46,125 --> 00:29:48,365
-Use my phone.
-Mm-hmm.
533
00:29:48,445 --> 00:29:49,685
[SIGHS]
534
00:29:50,605 --> 00:29:52,285
[TYPING]
535
00:29:54,805 --> 00:29:57,525
Who else knows your passcode, Ruby?
536
00:29:57,605 --> 00:29:59,085
No one. Just Liv.
537
00:30:08,925 --> 00:30:10,365
You?
538
00:30:10,445 --> 00:30:12,445
[MUSIC PLAYING]
539
00:30:15,165 --> 00:30:16,525
Are you a bodybuilder?
540
00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:20,805
Ahem.
541
00:30:23,085 --> 00:30:25,805
Sorry, I get a bit lost in math sometimes.
Were you speaking?
542
00:30:25,885 --> 00:30:28,485
Are you some kind of bodybuilder?
543
00:30:28,565 --> 00:30:30,485
Your arms are, like, really big.
544
00:30:30,565 --> 00:30:33,405
Oh, thanks.
Yeah. I love working out.
545
00:30:34,205 --> 00:30:37,805
I'd like to compete one day, but, um,
I have underdeveloped calf muscles.
546
00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:40,245
Oh, I'm sorry.
547
00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:42,805
Nah, it's okay. I also love maths.
548
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,645
So, I have options.
549
00:30:44,725 --> 00:30:46,165
What about you?
550
00:30:48,245 --> 00:30:52,005
Uh... I don't really know
what I wanna do when I leave school.
551
00:30:52,085 --> 00:30:54,685
-Mm.
-I always know when I have a spot coming.
552
00:30:54,765 --> 00:30:56,685
So maybe I'll become a facialist.
553
00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:05,085
-How's the trigonometry?
-Yeah, it's super-hard.
554
00:31:05,725 --> 00:31:09,925
But so is algebra. I'll probably have to
choose one or the other next year.
555
00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:11,245
It's a really tough choice.
556
00:31:12,125 --> 00:31:13,605
Have you ever tried a mind map?
557
00:31:14,725 --> 00:31:16,165
I love mind maps.
558
00:31:17,965 --> 00:31:19,045
[WHIMPERS]
559
00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:30,045
MAN: Here, I'll do it.
560
00:31:30,125 --> 00:31:31,445
Where you goin'?
561
00:31:32,245 --> 00:31:33,645
SECOND MAN: Excuse me, miss.
562
00:31:35,245 --> 00:31:37,765
-Want a lift?
-Um, no, thank you.
563
00:31:40,405 --> 00:31:41,525
MAN: Look at him.
564
00:31:43,285 --> 00:31:45,125
Have you got a penis, Miss?
565
00:31:45,205 --> 00:31:46,365
[LAUGHTER]
566
00:31:46,445 --> 00:31:48,085
Go on, show us your dick.
567
00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:49,725
Just leave me alone, please.
568
00:31:51,685 --> 00:31:52,925
MAN: You gay fuck.
569
00:31:56,085 --> 00:31:58,685
Please, please. This-This isn't me.
It's-It's a costume.
570
00:31:58,765 --> 00:32:00,805
I was going to see a film with a friend.
I'm not a--
571
00:32:02,205 --> 00:32:03,365
[MAN LAUGHS]
572
00:32:03,445 --> 00:32:04,965
Yeah, fuck 'im.
573
00:32:07,245 --> 00:32:08,645
I wasn't gonna send it to anyone.
574
00:32:08,725 --> 00:32:11,685
-I just wanted her to know how it feels.
-What are you talking about?
575
00:32:12,605 --> 00:32:16,645
[SIGHS] You say mean shit to me
every day, Ruby.
576
00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:19,605
"Your bag's fake. Your mascara's clumpy.
577
00:32:19,685 --> 00:32:22,165
You'll never have the right body type
to get a proper thigh gap."
578
00:32:22,245 --> 00:32:24,165
You don't, Olivia. It's a fact.
579
00:32:24,245 --> 00:32:25,405
See? She's horrible.
580
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:29,765
I think what Olivia is saying
is she feels overly criticized by you,
581
00:32:29,845 --> 00:32:32,205
which is still not an excuse
to blackmail someone.
582
00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:34,845
I only did it so she can feel what I feel
just for one day.
583
00:32:34,925 --> 00:32:37,645
I don't say what's wrong with you
to make you feel bad.
584
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:39,605
I do it to be helpful.
585
00:32:39,685 --> 00:32:42,005
Maybe Olivia wants a friend
that supports her.
586
00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,885
But we say nasty stuff about everyone.
587
00:32:43,965 --> 00:32:47,925
Yes, but you have to accept
the imperfect parts of people, too.
588
00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:50,285
How do you guys trust each other, if not?
589
00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:55,885
I'm really sorry, Ruby.
590
00:32:59,085 --> 00:33:01,525
I hate you. I'm going home.
591
00:33:04,845 --> 00:33:07,525
-[DOOR OPENS]
-Fine. She's such a bitch.
592
00:33:10,005 --> 00:33:11,245
[DOOR SLAMS]
593
00:33:12,485 --> 00:33:14,365
Hmm. Heh.
594
00:33:17,365 --> 00:33:18,965
How'd you know it was a girl?
595
00:33:20,325 --> 00:33:21,565
I read a lot of true crime.
596
00:33:25,085 --> 00:33:26,885
[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
597
00:33:37,085 --> 00:33:39,125
[INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]
598
00:33:45,445 --> 00:33:48,005
-Are you all right, mate? You're bleeding.
-Yeah.
599
00:33:48,085 --> 00:33:49,925
-Here, sit down.
-Yeah, I'm okay. Um...
600
00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:52,965
-I'm okay. Heh heh. I'm okay.
-Sit down.
601
00:33:53,045 --> 00:33:54,645
-Anyone got a tissue?
-WOMAN: Yeah.
602
00:33:56,605 --> 00:33:59,245
-Yeah, no, I'm okay. I'm okay.
-Here you go, babes. You sure?
603
00:33:59,325 --> 00:34:02,365
Yeah. Uh, I just-I just need to use
somebody's phone.
604
00:34:02,445 --> 00:34:05,205
I've-I've had all my stuff stolen,
and I just need to go home.
605
00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:07,965
-Yeah. Thank you.
-Oh. Here you go, mate.
606
00:34:08,245 --> 00:34:10,845
Thanks. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm good.
607
00:34:10,925 --> 00:34:12,925
[DIALS NUMBER]
608
00:34:15,245 --> 00:34:17,245
[TELEPHONE RINGING]
609
00:34:19,925 --> 00:34:21,725
[SOBS] Hi.
610
00:34:21,845 --> 00:34:25,925
Hi. It's Eric. Um...
something bad has happened.
611
00:34:26,045 --> 00:34:27,525
Can you come and pick me up?
612
00:34:38,565 --> 00:34:40,525
What are you gonna tell Jackson?
613
00:34:41,445 --> 00:34:42,925
-Diarrhea attack.
-[BOTH CHUCKLE]
614
00:34:43,005 --> 00:34:44,365
-God.
-Heh heh.
615
00:34:45,325 --> 00:34:47,405
He's never gonna
speak to me again, is he?
616
00:34:48,445 --> 00:34:49,845
Why didn't you say goodbye?
617
00:34:51,325 --> 00:34:52,605
I was letting him off the hook.
618
00:34:53,605 --> 00:34:57,085
They're not gonna want their golden boy
dating someone like me anyway, so...
619
00:34:57,165 --> 00:34:58,805
why go through the fake stuff?
620
00:35:00,525 --> 00:35:02,805
Yeah, well--ahem--
If you don't open yourself up,
621
00:35:02,885 --> 00:35:04,645
-you're never gonna find out.
-No.
622
00:35:04,725 --> 00:35:07,525
-No therapy, remember.
-What? Oh. Oh, sorry.
623
00:35:12,845 --> 00:35:13,845
You all right?
624
00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:15,765
I've got a jumper.
625
00:35:17,125 --> 00:35:19,085
-So chivalrous.
-Heh.
626
00:35:19,165 --> 00:35:22,085
Well, actually,
there's Nutella on it, so not exactly.
627
00:35:22,165 --> 00:35:23,165
Great.
628
00:35:26,645 --> 00:35:27,925
[OWL HOOTS]
629
00:35:31,965 --> 00:35:34,445
Why are your arms so freakishly long?
630
00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:36,005
They're not.
631
00:35:36,085 --> 00:35:39,325
-Just roll up your sleeves, you fool.
-Heh.
632
00:35:41,765 --> 00:35:42,765
This one.
633
00:35:53,925 --> 00:35:55,085
I'm a virgin.
634
00:35:55,165 --> 00:35:56,765
-What?
-I...
635
00:35:57,525 --> 00:36:01,005
I'm a virgin, and I-I thought
you should know that I am.
636
00:36:01,085 --> 00:36:05,405
-Yeah, that's totally cool. No judgment.
-Cool. Glad I shared.
637
00:36:08,005 --> 00:36:09,245
I'm gonna head off now.
638
00:36:10,365 --> 00:36:11,685
-Oh. Okay.
-Yeah.
639
00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:12,765
Yeah.
640
00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:19,965
-You okay getting home?
-Yeah. I'll see you tomorrow.
641
00:36:23,925 --> 00:36:24,965
[SIGHS]
642
00:36:40,645 --> 00:36:41,845
Mom.
643
00:36:43,205 --> 00:36:44,565
Is everything all right?
644
00:36:48,925 --> 00:36:49,925
Eric.
645
00:36:51,965 --> 00:36:53,845
JEAN: I'll leave you boys to talk.
646
00:36:59,925 --> 00:37:04,245
I'm sorry, dude. This... This thing
came up with-with Maeve and the clinic,
647
00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:09,085
and it was serious,
but this crazy thing happened.
648
00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:11,165
I think we had a moment.
[STAMMERS]
649
00:37:11,245 --> 00:37:13,925
It was full-on, and I... I messed it up.
650
00:37:15,845 --> 00:37:18,485
-What happened to your face?
-You were with Maeve?
651
00:37:18,565 --> 00:37:22,645
Yeah. Yeah, it was-it was because of
the photo that's going round.
652
00:37:22,725 --> 00:37:26,765
You left me alone dressed like this
because you wanted to hang out with Maeve?
653
00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:28,645
No, no, not on purpose. But--
654
00:37:28,725 --> 00:37:32,485
Oh, you are so self-centered.
You don't care about anyone but yourself.
655
00:37:33,565 --> 00:37:36,365
What? That-That's not fair.
656
00:37:36,445 --> 00:37:38,765
Eric... why are you so angry?
657
00:37:38,845 --> 00:37:41,365
Because we've been friends
since we were nine years old,
658
00:37:41,445 --> 00:37:44,765
and you've abandoned me for someone
that you've known for five seconds.
659
00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:47,565
You've changed, man.
The old Otis would never do that.
660
00:37:47,645 --> 00:37:49,285
-I didn't--
-No, but you did.
661
00:37:49,365 --> 00:37:52,885
You seriously think that she likes you?
You can't even touch yourself, man.
662
00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:53,965
Wake up.
663
00:37:55,405 --> 00:37:57,205
I'm self-obsessed?
664
00:37:57,285 --> 00:38:00,885
You can't stand it if you're not
the center of attention all the time.
665
00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:02,285
Well, at least I'm not delusional.
666
00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,605
No, the truth is, Eric,
you're only angry right now
667
00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:06,565
because I'm getting a life
beyond our friendship,
668
00:38:06,645 --> 00:38:07,925
and you can't deal with it.
669
00:38:08,645 --> 00:38:09,925
[LAUGHS]
670
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:15,285
I rang your mom to pick me up
because this is where I felt safe.
671
00:38:17,765 --> 00:38:19,125
I think I made a mistake.
672
00:38:23,525 --> 00:38:24,885
[DOOR OPENS]
673
00:38:24,965 --> 00:38:26,965
[DOOR SLAMS]
674
00:38:27,885 --> 00:38:29,605
EZRA FURMAN: ♪ Can I sleep ♪
675
00:38:31,005 --> 00:38:33,285
♪ In your brain? ♪
676
00:38:33,365 --> 00:38:35,605
You all right, darling?
Do you want to talk?
677
00:38:35,685 --> 00:38:37,685
♪ ...stranger ♪
678
00:38:38,725 --> 00:38:40,405
♪ Can I rest ♪
679
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,805
[TELEVISION PLAYING]
680
00:38:41,885 --> 00:38:44,405
♪ My bones ♪
681
00:38:44,485 --> 00:38:48,965
♪ In your head? ♪
682
00:38:49,045 --> 00:38:49,885
What happened?
683
00:38:49,965 --> 00:38:53,325
-Nothing.
-Eric, talk to me.
684
00:38:53,445 --> 00:38:55,645
Nothing happened, Dad.
I don't wanna talk about it.
685
00:38:57,205 --> 00:39:01,885
If you're going to live like this...
you have to toughen up.
686
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:08,445
♪ ...need some kind of shelter ♪
687
00:39:08,525 --> 00:39:10,365
[GROANS]
688
00:39:10,445 --> 00:39:11,445
[YELLS]
689
00:39:11,525 --> 00:39:14,325
-♪ Anywhere I try to go ♪-♪ Go ♪
690
00:39:14,405 --> 00:39:16,765
♪ I'm still stuck in my own skull ♪
691
00:39:16,845 --> 00:39:21,925
♪ And lately, that's no kind of placeTo call home ♪
692
00:39:22,045 --> 00:39:23,405
♪ Home ♪
693
00:39:23,485 --> 00:39:26,405
-♪ All the walls are fallin' down ♪-♪ Down ♪
694
00:39:26,485 --> 00:39:29,325
-♪ Garbage lyin' all around ♪-♪ Ooh ♪
695
00:39:29,405 --> 00:39:34,565
♪ Is there maybe roomIn your temporal lobe? ♪
696
00:39:35,405 --> 00:39:37,205
♪ Can I sleep ♪
697
00:39:38,605 --> 00:39:41,165
♪ In your brain ♪
698
00:39:41,245 --> 00:39:44,925
♪ Tonight, stranger? ♪
699
00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:49,805
[SONG ENDS]
700
00:39:50,965 --> 00:39:51,965
[SIGHS]
701
00:39:53,045 --> 00:39:54,725
Did you come back for your shoes?
702
00:39:55,845 --> 00:39:57,005
Look, I'm sorry, okay?
703
00:39:59,805 --> 00:40:02,805
I don't want to have a girlfriend
that I don't know anything about.
704
00:40:02,885 --> 00:40:04,285
For Chrissake.
705
00:40:05,605 --> 00:40:06,485
[SIGHS]
706
00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:09,685
Let's just go see where I live, then.
707
00:40:17,365 --> 00:40:19,525
EZRA FURMAN: ♪ All of life ♪
708
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,565
♪ Is a splash ♪
709
00:40:23,845 --> 00:40:25,165
♪ Of light ♪
710
00:40:27,765 --> 00:40:30,765
♪ Through a fuzzy filter ♪
711
00:40:33,205 --> 00:40:35,805
♪ Through a blurry lens ♪
712
00:40:35,885 --> 00:40:39,445
-It's nice.
-♪ Me and all my friends ♪
713
00:40:39,525 --> 00:40:42,845
-♪ We have to pretend ♪-The rumors about my family are true.
714
00:40:43,045 --> 00:40:44,725
♪ That it all makes sense ♪
715
00:40:44,805 --> 00:40:46,325
Some of them, anyway.
716
00:40:46,405 --> 00:40:49,765
Mom's got addiction issues, and my dad
pissed off before I can remember.
717
00:40:50,805 --> 00:40:53,285
So they weren't accountants, then?
718
00:40:56,125 --> 00:40:59,325
-I'm not a shiny person, Jackson.
-[SIGHS]
719
00:41:11,165 --> 00:41:14,485
I've been on anti-anxiety medication
since I was 11.
720
00:41:15,765 --> 00:41:19,125
Sometimes I get panic attacks so bad,
I think I might die.
721
00:41:20,405 --> 00:41:22,965
I puke most mornings...
722
00:41:23,965 --> 00:41:26,525
before assembly and after every race.
723
00:41:26,605 --> 00:41:30,205
I don't sleep well because
I can't stop my mind from whirling,
724
00:41:30,285 --> 00:41:32,645
and my moms might be getting a divorce.
725
00:41:34,045 --> 00:41:35,045
They fight...
726
00:41:35,845 --> 00:41:36,885
all the time.
727
00:41:38,605 --> 00:41:41,165
And it's like I'm the glue
that's holding them together.
728
00:41:44,285 --> 00:41:45,285
It's a lot.
729
00:41:46,325 --> 00:41:47,925
When I'm with you, I just--
730
00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:52,685
It's the only time I don't feel my mind's
going, like, a hundred miles an hour.
731
00:41:54,525 --> 00:41:56,165
I thought your family was perfect.
732
00:41:57,165 --> 00:41:58,165
[SCOFFS]
733
00:42:03,565 --> 00:42:05,605
[SIGHS] Not so shiny, either, am I?
734
00:42:24,525 --> 00:42:25,525
So...
735
00:42:27,325 --> 00:42:29,125
am I gonna get a house tour,
then, or what?
736
00:42:29,205 --> 00:42:30,205
Heh.
737
00:42:31,165 --> 00:42:32,005
-Yeah.
-Yeah?
738
00:42:32,085 --> 00:42:33,045
-Yeah.
-Okay, good.
739
00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:34,245
[BOTH LAUGH]
740
00:42:34,325 --> 00:42:36,405
CHINA CRISIS: ♪ This is emotion ♪
741
00:42:37,365 --> 00:42:39,925
♪ Emotionless war ♪
742
00:42:44,085 --> 00:42:46,365
♪ A torn shirt and a ♪
743
00:42:47,085 --> 00:42:50,285
♪ And a long-dead cause ♪
744
00:42:54,525 --> 00:42:56,285
♪ I can't sleep ♪
745
00:42:57,165 --> 00:43:00,245
♪ This kind of thing gets me down ♪
746
00:43:04,805 --> 00:43:06,565
♪ Don't say walk ♪
747
00:43:07,605 --> 00:43:10,045
♪ I may lose my fear ♪
748
00:43:33,085 --> 00:43:36,925
Firstly, a very serious warning
749
00:43:37,005 --> 00:43:40,925
about pornographic images
shared on mobile devices.
750
00:43:42,325 --> 00:43:45,485
This kind of behavior
is not only despicable...
751
00:43:46,485 --> 00:43:49,045
but it has very serious consequences
752
00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:53,125
that may result in legal action.
753
00:43:54,005 --> 00:43:57,805
Now, we do not know
who sent the photograph in question.
754
00:43:59,005 --> 00:44:03,165
However,
we are continuing to look into it.
755
00:44:03,245 --> 00:44:05,125
-I heard it's Ruby's vagina.
-[LAUGHTER]
756
00:44:05,205 --> 00:44:07,405
-Thank you.
-Ruby's got big beef curtains.
757
00:44:07,485 --> 00:44:09,445
[RAUCOUS LAUGHTER]
758
00:44:14,085 --> 00:44:15,045
MR. GROFF: Now...
759
00:44:16,885 --> 00:44:17,805
It's my vagina.
760
00:44:18,765 --> 00:44:22,685
-Sit down.
-No. That is my vagina in the photo.
761
00:44:23,925 --> 00:44:25,565
Sit down.
762
00:44:27,805 --> 00:44:28,685
No, it's my vagina.
763
00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:32,045
Now... thank you, Maeve.
Settle down, please.
764
00:44:33,765 --> 00:44:36,965
You're both wrong. It's my vagina.
765
00:44:37,045 --> 00:44:39,965
It--mm--
It cannot be all your vaginas.
766
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,205
I also have a vagina.
767
00:44:42,285 --> 00:44:44,565
Well, congratulations. Please sit down.
768
00:44:44,645 --> 00:44:46,885
-It's my vagina.
-It's my vagina.
769
00:44:46,965 --> 00:44:48,125
-Enough.
-It's my vagina.
770
00:44:48,205 --> 00:44:49,965
-It's my vagina.
-Thank you. I understand
771
00:44:50,085 --> 00:44:51,885
-what you are trying to do.
-It is my vagina.
772
00:44:51,965 --> 00:44:53,005
You don't have a vagina.
773
00:44:53,085 --> 00:44:56,165
You do not have a vagina in the same way
that I do not have a vagina.
774
00:44:56,245 --> 00:44:58,965
-It's my vagina.
-Please, would you all just sit down?
775
00:44:59,045 --> 00:45:00,885
-It is required--
-It's my vagina.
776
00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:03,005
-It's my vagina.
-Ah, just sit down.
777
00:45:03,085 --> 00:45:05,925
-It's my vagina.
-Vaginas! Bloody vaginas!
778
00:45:11,765 --> 00:45:13,605
It's my vagina.
779
00:45:13,685 --> 00:45:15,685
[CLOSING SONG INTRO PLAYING]
780
00:45:20,765 --> 00:45:24,725
EZRA FURMAN:
♪ My body was made this particular way ♪
781
00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:28,925
♪ There's really nothin'Any old patrician can say ♪
782
00:45:29,005 --> 00:45:32,565
♪ You social policeCan just get out of my face ♪
783
00:45:32,645 --> 00:45:36,125
♪ And my body was made ♪
784
00:45:37,085 --> 00:45:41,245
♪ My body was made this particular way ♪
785
00:45:41,325 --> 00:45:45,285
♪ Recurrent desire never totally tamed ♪
786
00:45:45,365 --> 00:45:48,845
♪ Oh, honey, I've tried and triedTo explain it away ♪
787
00:45:48,925 --> 00:45:53,445
♪ But my body was made ♪
788
00:45:53,525 --> 00:45:55,045
♪ His body's a ship ♪
789
00:45:55,125 --> 00:45:57,565
♪ With an impenetrable hull ♪
790
00:45:57,645 --> 00:46:01,805
♪ His bedroom shelvesLined up with animal skulls ♪
791
00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:05,765
♪ It's makin' me feel an irresistible pull
792
00:46:05,845 --> 00:46:09,165
♪ His body was made ♪
793
00:46:09,245 --> 00:46:11,245
[SAXOPHONE SOLO PLAYS]
794
00:46:20,685 --> 00:46:21,685
[SONG ENDS]
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