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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 2 00:00:26,429 --> 00:00:28,034 Jesus Christ! 3 00:00:38,113 --> 00:00:40,115 I'm burning up! 4 00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,203 Aah! 5 00:00:44,204 --> 00:00:47,404 God! 6 00:00:50,783 --> 00:00:52,718 Hot. 7 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,916 Hot. 8 00:00:58,917 --> 00:01:01,457 Help me! 9 00:01:01,458 --> 00:01:04,023 Oh! 10 00:01:09,257 --> 00:01:11,297 Whew! 11 00:01:16,871 --> 00:01:22,871 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 12 00:01:33,578 --> 00:01:34,678 Oh. 13 00:01:39,187 --> 00:01:40,770 Are you kidding me? 14 00:01:51,239 --> 00:01:53,105 That's lunch! One hour! 15 00:01:53,106 --> 00:01:56,041 Jesus! The thermostat is... 16 00:03:14,082 --> 00:03:15,303 Huh? 17 00:03:24,593 --> 00:03:26,969 Sure, I've heard the criticisms. 18 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,435 - Mm-hmm. - Truth is, sometimes 19 00:03:28,436 --> 00:03:30,052 I just prefer them a little younger. 20 00:03:30,053 --> 00:03:32,321 Oh, my dad was the same way. Used to throw a party 21 00:03:32,322 --> 00:03:34,354 every third Thursday in November. 22 00:03:34,355 --> 00:03:35,974 That banana smell? 23 00:03:35,975 --> 00:03:38,877 You know, the Nouveau gets all the attention, but it's really 24 00:03:38,878 --> 00:03:41,096 only a half of what the Beaujolais region produces... 25 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:43,932 AOC, Villages AOC, Beaujolais Cru. 26 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:46,001 - Ugh. - The gamay is a very durable grape. 27 00:03:46,002 --> 00:03:47,102 Huh. 28 00:03:54,245 --> 00:03:56,494 Is someone gonna call "cut," 29 00:03:56,495 --> 00:03:58,882 or should I stand here with my tits out all day? 30 00:03:58,883 --> 00:04:01,302 Uh... cut! 31 00:04:01,303 --> 00:04:03,268 - Cutting! - Cut! 32 00:04:03,269 --> 00:04:05,904 - Lighting's gonna need five. - Very good. 33 00:04:05,905 --> 00:04:09,725 Finally. Jiminy Christmas. Assholes! 34 00:04:09,726 --> 00:04:12,497 - You still down there, Sammy? - Yeah, where else? 35 00:04:12,498 --> 00:04:14,996 Here. 36 00:04:14,997 --> 00:04:16,198 Can you... 37 00:04:16,199 --> 00:04:17,933 Yeah. 38 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:19,835 Okay. 39 00:04:21,205 --> 00:04:23,457 A thousand freaking degrees. 40 00:04:23,458 --> 00:04:24,906 Hundred-million-dollar budget, 41 00:04:24,907 --> 00:04:27,008 and it's the boo-boo and koo-koo show over here. 42 00:04:27,009 --> 00:04:29,028 Asshole motherfuckers. 43 00:04:29,029 --> 00:04:30,846 I-I'm not having a good day. 44 00:04:30,847 --> 00:04:32,791 Do I even have a union? 45 00:04:32,792 --> 00:04:34,534 Where's Norma Rae when you need her?! 46 00:04:34,535 --> 00:04:35,918 Hey, hey. Hi. Hi. 47 00:04:35,919 --> 00:04:40,426 He needs the cooling tent turned on right now. Okay? 48 00:04:40,427 --> 00:04:42,925 Okay. Copy that. 49 00:04:42,926 --> 00:04:44,134 Thank you. 50 00:04:44,135 --> 00:04:46,294 Okay, go. Cool off and hydrate. 51 00:04:46,295 --> 00:04:47,410 I gotta make yellow. 52 00:04:47,411 --> 00:04:49,014 No, I'm not gonna drink any more water. 53 00:04:49,015 --> 00:04:50,932 I've had to piss for the last six hours, 54 00:04:50,933 --> 00:04:53,335 and I don't want to use the catheter again. 55 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:16,975 How'd that feel? 56 00:05:16,976 --> 00:05:19,161 You happy? You don't seem happy. 57 00:05:19,162 --> 00:05:21,163 You have somewhere else you'd rather be? 58 00:05:21,164 --> 00:05:23,385 No, I'm good. 59 00:05:23,386 --> 00:05:26,633 I was thinking, maybe you could try it a different way. 60 00:05:26,634 --> 00:05:28,255 - A different...? - Just give me 61 00:05:28,256 --> 00:05:29,745 some options in editing. 62 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,965 - For the cough? - You're scared, right? 63 00:05:31,966 --> 00:05:33,842 But at the same time, you're thinking of your family. 64 00:05:33,843 --> 00:05:35,815 You're thinking, what would happen to them 65 00:05:35,816 --> 00:05:38,212 if this creature, this monster, just devoured you right there, 66 00:05:38,213 --> 00:05:39,558 ripped you apart and nothing spared, 67 00:05:39,559 --> 00:05:40,899 used your bones to make soup, 68 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,934 flossed with your intestines, that kind of thing. 69 00:05:42,935 --> 00:05:45,120 - Wow, that's, uh... - You got kids? 70 00:05:45,121 --> 00:05:48,006 - No. Nope. Barren. - Yeah. 71 00:05:48,007 --> 00:05:50,967 Yeah, it's like wasteland, high desert down there. 72 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:52,294 Yeah. 73 00:05:52,295 --> 00:05:54,578 Well, just try to imagine... 74 00:05:54,579 --> 00:05:57,401 what would happen to your family, if you had one, 75 00:05:57,402 --> 00:05:59,334 if you didn't come home one day. 76 00:05:59,335 --> 00:06:01,019 Mmm. 77 00:06:01,020 --> 00:06:04,240 I want you to give me that cough. 78 00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:16,035 Shit. 79 00:06:16,036 --> 00:06:18,971 - They need you in makeup. - Oh, I have to pee. 80 00:06:18,972 --> 00:06:20,665 Sam's walking. So, we'll see you over there. 81 00:06:20,666 --> 00:06:22,974 Left at the end of the road, pass the water tower, then... 82 00:06:22,975 --> 00:06:24,993 I have to pee. I don't know where that is. 83 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,467 I'm just gonna go in the bushes. 84 00:06:41,629 --> 00:06:43,543 Ten minutes till picture's up. 85 00:06:45,953 --> 00:06:47,205 Hi. 86 00:06:55,083 --> 00:06:56,182 Oh... 87 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:59,234 Hi, baby. 88 00:06:59,235 --> 00:07:02,070 - Uh? - What's up, kid? 89 00:07:02,071 --> 00:07:06,124 I'm allergic to vinyl. 90 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:07,242 What? 91 00:07:07,243 --> 00:07:09,194 Mom, a... listen... me? 92 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,740 Max, I can't... 93 00:07:10,741 --> 00:07:12,847 - Mom, are you... - Wait. 94 00:07:12,848 --> 00:07:14,899 Wait. 95 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,815 - Is this better? - It's fine, Mom. 96 00:07:17,816 --> 00:07:20,139 Hi, Talasco. 97 00:07:22,076 --> 00:07:24,010 Hey, Mama Sam. 98 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,012 I hope that's not your lunch. 99 00:07:28,534 --> 00:07:31,300 Mom, I'm allergic to vinyl. 100 00:07:31,301 --> 00:07:32,901 Okay. 101 00:07:32,902 --> 00:07:34,319 What? 102 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:37,347 The kitchen floor is vinyl, and the carpets are really gross. 103 00:07:37,348 --> 00:07:38,990 - Okay. - It's not a joke. 104 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,242 Look. Look at my face, Mom. 105 00:07:40,243 --> 00:07:42,110 I'm all puffy. 106 00:07:42,111 --> 00:07:44,263 Well, maybe you're just... filling out a little. 107 00:07:44,264 --> 00:07:47,082 Mom... y... say that? 108 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,216 What? 109 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:51,419 I need an apartment off campus. 110 00:07:51,420 --> 00:07:53,955 Jesus. 111 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,340 - Mom... - Max, 112 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:57,369 the reception is really bad here. 113 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:58,747 I'll call you later. 114 00:07:58,748 --> 00:08:01,838 I need an apartment off campus. 115 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:03,090 Yeah, that's not happening. 116 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:05,058 I'll try you later, okay? 117 00:08:05,059 --> 00:08:08,544 - Mom? - Wear slippers. Bye. 118 00:08:14,001 --> 00:08:16,720 - Hi. I've got a package for you. - Hey. 119 00:08:19,058 --> 00:08:20,808 Okay. 120 00:08:22,712 --> 00:08:24,027 Duke. 121 00:08:24,028 --> 00:08:25,813 What? 122 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:29,983 You got... something. 123 00:08:50,856 --> 00:08:52,922 Hey, Cubster. 124 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:55,219 I know we haven't talked in a while, 125 00:08:55,220 --> 00:08:57,290 but I thought this might help. 126 00:08:57,291 --> 00:09:00,354 Dad. P.S. Don't tell your mom. 127 00:09:14,647 --> 00:09:16,046 I am so sorry. 128 00:09:16,047 --> 00:09:17,915 No, it's-it's okay. Come on. 129 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:19,783 You're-you're fine. Come on. 130 00:09:19,784 --> 00:09:20,984 - Hi. - Come on, uh, yeah. 131 00:09:20,985 --> 00:09:22,752 You can have a look around. 132 00:09:22,753 --> 00:09:23,953 Thank you. 133 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,872 So nice in here. 134 00:09:25,873 --> 00:09:27,355 Whoa. 135 00:09:27,356 --> 00:09:29,240 - You like that one, do you? - Huh. 136 00:09:29,241 --> 00:09:32,311 - What's it called? - I don't know. 137 00:09:32,312 --> 00:09:34,637 My wife made me hang it years ago. 138 00:09:34,638 --> 00:09:36,856 What'd you do to deserve that? 139 00:09:36,857 --> 00:09:38,725 Something, I'm sure. 140 00:09:39,952 --> 00:09:43,896 Such a nice room. 141 00:09:43,897 --> 00:09:47,086 Used to, uh, run the marathons together. 142 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,857 She finished sixth in, uh, New York in '83. 143 00:09:49,858 --> 00:09:51,737 I was just happy to finish. 144 00:09:51,738 --> 00:09:53,504 Hmm. 145 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,017 - Who's the lawyer? - Well, both of us. 146 00:09:56,018 --> 00:09:59,912 Well, Jo gave it up when, uh, when the kids came. 147 00:09:59,913 --> 00:10:01,631 You practiced black law? 148 00:10:01,632 --> 00:10:03,064 No, no, no, no. 149 00:10:03,065 --> 00:10:05,718 Th-That's-That's Black's Law. 150 00:10:05,719 --> 00:10:07,054 But you're not far off. 151 00:10:07,055 --> 00:10:09,153 Started out in the public sector, 152 00:10:09,154 --> 00:10:11,536 thought I'd pick up where Malcolm left off. 153 00:10:12,438 --> 00:10:14,877 A bit of a romantic, I guess. 154 00:10:14,878 --> 00:10:16,947 Ended up in labor, busting unions. 155 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:19,666 Impressive, and ouch. 156 00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:21,531 Well, sometimes you don't get to choose 157 00:10:21,532 --> 00:10:22,978 what you're good at. 158 00:10:22,979 --> 00:10:25,003 They're ready for you. 159 00:10:25,004 --> 00:10:26,806 Sam's walking. 160 00:10:28,468 --> 00:10:30,366 Yeah, I think that's true. 161 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:31,761 Sylvester. 162 00:10:31,762 --> 00:10:33,572 - Sam. - Oh, great. 163 00:10:33,573 --> 00:10:36,666 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 164 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:37,917 You know, you, uh, 165 00:10:37,918 --> 00:10:40,087 - you should take that painting. - Huh? 166 00:10:40,088 --> 00:10:42,905 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, no, no. I couldn't take that. 167 00:10:42,906 --> 00:10:45,124 And I don't think your wife would appreciate it, either. 168 00:10:45,125 --> 00:10:51,248 Uh, well, she passed away last year, so I... I'd say your safe. 169 00:10:51,249 --> 00:10:53,687 But I guess you... you never know. 170 00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:56,002 We used to joke that the only race 171 00:10:56,003 --> 00:11:00,323 I was ever going to win was to the grave. 172 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:05,164 Couldn't even let me have that one, could you? 173 00:11:07,142 --> 00:11:09,151 Your wife's name was Jo? 174 00:11:09,152 --> 00:11:11,851 Yeah. Yeah, Josephine. 175 00:11:12,862 --> 00:11:14,440 Jo. 176 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,322 And what would Jo say if she knew 177 00:11:16,323 --> 00:11:18,132 that you were trying to hock her shit? 178 00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:21,777 Oh, she'd kick my ass. 179 00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:23,813 She always did. 180 00:11:23,814 --> 00:11:26,065 But at the same time, 181 00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:29,338 she loved to pay things forward. 182 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:33,756 That was her way. 183 00:11:35,584 --> 00:11:37,297 You're lucky, you know. 184 00:11:37,298 --> 00:11:39,371 You're a lucky widower. 185 00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:43,816 Look at this room and all these awesome memories. 186 00:11:43,817 --> 00:11:46,806 Most people can't string two good years together. 187 00:11:47,739 --> 00:11:49,739 You got a whole lifetime. 188 00:11:49,740 --> 00:11:51,023 Yeah, well... 189 00:11:53,199 --> 00:11:56,112 It feels a little quick to be a whole... 190 00:11:56,113 --> 00:11:57,870 anything, but... 191 00:11:59,564 --> 00:12:01,487 I suppose that's right. 192 00:12:08,676 --> 00:12:10,888 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Like that. Like that. 193 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,781 You know, I actually used to rep that guy. 194 00:12:14,782 --> 00:12:17,178 Well, maybe you should've stuck it out. 195 00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:19,257 This movie's apparently gonna be "yuge." 196 00:12:19,258 --> 00:12:22,705 Yeah. Not worth it. I have a quota for assholes. 197 00:12:22,706 --> 00:12:24,657 It's a select few that are worth the hassle. 198 00:12:24,658 --> 00:12:26,265 I'm Mer, by the way. 199 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:27,486 - Donte's manager. - Oh. 200 00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:29,568 Oh, hi. Sam. 201 00:12:29,569 --> 00:12:31,998 Oh, I know. I grew up watching you. 202 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,831 I've been a fan since Little Weirdos II. 203 00:12:33,832 --> 00:12:37,036 Whoa. That's the Sam Fox deep cuts. 204 00:12:37,037 --> 00:12:38,871 All right. 205 00:12:38,872 --> 00:12:41,334 I got an 8:00 p.m. reso at n/naka. 206 00:12:41,335 --> 00:12:42,825 Let's roll on this puppy. 207 00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:45,044 Um, Herr Direktor. 208 00:12:45,045 --> 00:12:48,276 - Yeah, what's up? - Okay, so I was just wondering, 209 00:12:48,277 --> 00:12:49,832 since you're not shooting my side, 210 00:12:49,833 --> 00:12:52,655 if I can just cough next to the pile of dead bodies 211 00:12:52,656 --> 00:12:54,103 as opposed to, like, getting back in there, 212 00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:56,384 because it's kind of hard to breathe in there. 213 00:12:56,385 --> 00:12:58,735 It gets a little funky. Like, a little gamey. 214 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:01,174 You're so funny. 215 00:13:01,175 --> 00:13:03,548 Yeah, yeah. Sure. Fine. Let's just do it. 216 00:13:03,549 --> 00:13:06,379 Actually, though, if we could just check... 217 00:13:08,157 --> 00:13:10,002 Yeah, she might be seen on "C" cam, so... 218 00:13:10,003 --> 00:13:12,005 Oh, okay. Yup. You heard her. 219 00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:14,940 Sorry, Sam. Once more into the breach. 220 00:13:14,941 --> 00:13:16,691 Cool. 221 00:13:32,141 --> 00:13:34,143 Welcome, students and parents, 222 00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:38,130 to Science Night. See you in the classrooms at 6:00 p.m. 223 00:13:39,968 --> 00:13:42,835 - Are you serious? - That's Shak's mom. 224 00:13:48,308 --> 00:13:49,942 Get her ball. 225 00:13:49,943 --> 00:13:52,210 - Court locks. - No court locks. 226 00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:58,100 Ow! 227 00:14:13,989 --> 00:14:15,034 Fantastic. 228 00:14:15,035 --> 00:14:17,252 Mom. 229 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:20,012 - Mom. - What? 230 00:14:20,013 --> 00:14:22,538 Me and Shak are friends now. Please? 231 00:14:22,539 --> 00:14:25,177 I'm over it, so can you be, too? 232 00:14:25,178 --> 00:14:28,163 He did the mean thing to me, not to you. 233 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,935 Wow. That is a very, very grown-up thing to say. 234 00:14:38,109 --> 00:14:41,026 I will do my best to honor your wishes. 235 00:14:41,027 --> 00:14:43,118 Not your best, Mom. You have to promise. 236 00:14:43,119 --> 00:14:45,197 Okay. Jesus. 237 00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:48,967 - Husband! - Wife! 238 00:14:48,968 --> 00:14:51,518 - Duke! Duke, come, come here. - What? 239 00:14:51,519 --> 00:14:52,762 Don't leave me. 240 00:14:53,682 --> 00:14:55,240 - Mom. - No. 241 00:14:55,241 --> 00:14:57,242 - I can't talk to parents. - Mom. 242 00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:59,776 It's okay. Let me be with my friends. 243 00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:02,230 Okay, okay, sorry. Go. 244 00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:05,134 But just... you know, the classrooms open at 6:00. 245 00:15:05,135 --> 00:15:07,136 You have to meet me outside before. 246 00:15:07,137 --> 00:15:09,804 Okay. Love you. 247 00:15:12,841 --> 00:15:15,093 - What's up? - Hey. 248 00:15:15,094 --> 00:15:17,229 Dude, haven't seen you around lately. 249 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:18,930 How's that baby brontosaurus you're raising? 250 00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:20,287 Oh, she's good. 251 00:15:20,288 --> 00:15:22,080 - They're all good. - Good. 252 00:15:22,903 --> 00:15:24,539 Pretty good. 253 00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,772 - Thanks. - Yeah. 254 00:15:28,876 --> 00:15:30,776 So, do you guys know what's happening 255 00:15:30,777 --> 00:15:32,459 with Principal DiGiorno? 256 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,706 I think she's retiring at the end of the year. 257 00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:35,864 That figures. 258 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,950 Just when we're leaving, they'll probably get all 259 00:15:37,951 --> 00:15:39,868 the good programs back in school. 260 00:15:39,869 --> 00:15:41,820 - Perfect. - Have you heard? 261 00:15:41,821 --> 00:15:45,240 The fund-raiser's being hosted this year by all Persians. 262 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:48,277 It's a completely Persian-run event. 263 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,279 Mmm. 264 00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,992 I'm gonna go see if I can find a juice box. 265 00:15:55,599 --> 00:15:56,685 What's wrong? 266 00:15:57,464 --> 00:15:59,104 Nothing. 267 00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:01,106 My mom is being so fucking weird. 268 00:16:01,107 --> 00:16:02,656 Tell me about it. 269 00:16:02,657 --> 00:16:05,110 My mom can't go two seconds without me. 270 00:16:05,111 --> 00:16:07,469 I'm like, just figure it out, dude. 271 00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:09,131 Good evening, McIntosh parents. 272 00:16:09,132 --> 00:16:12,200 The classrooms are open, so let the experiments begin. 273 00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:15,220 Duke! Come on! It's time! 274 00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:17,348 Hi. 275 00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:19,975 - Hi. Hi, Riley. - Hi. 276 00:16:19,976 --> 00:16:21,911 Hi, Riley. 277 00:16:22,820 --> 00:16:24,079 Oh, who's this? 278 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,247 Who's that? 279 00:16:25,248 --> 00:16:26,870 - That's Duke. - Oh. 280 00:16:26,871 --> 00:16:29,034 Yeah, no, I didn't recognize you. 281 00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:30,152 Y-Your hair is, uh... 282 00:16:30,153 --> 00:16:32,904 Oh, uh, yeah. I got a fade. 283 00:16:32,905 --> 00:16:36,108 Yeah, I was gonna say that-that your hair is pink. 284 00:16:36,109 --> 00:16:38,387 Right? So, let me get this straight. 285 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:39,845 It's okay for your daughter 286 00:16:39,846 --> 00:16:42,766 to shave her head, but it's not okay 287 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:45,486 for my daughter to dress a certain way? Is that...? 288 00:16:51,236 --> 00:16:55,110 Okay, I really don't know what to say, so we... Duke... 289 00:16:55,111 --> 00:16:58,013 we're gonna go to the classroom now. 290 00:16:59,233 --> 00:17:01,934 Bye, Riley. 291 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,274 Jesus. 292 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,980 What is wrong with people? 293 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:08,173 Mom, stop. 294 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:11,118 I mean, are you serious? I have chills. 295 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,045 - Calm down. - Okay, fine, baby. 296 00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:16,898 You got it. I'll stop. 297 00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:19,699 - So fucking annoying. - Oh, my God. 298 00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:39,259 Okay. 299 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,482 Okay. "Clean, dry paper clip." 300 00:17:44,483 --> 00:17:47,980 Oh, Mom, we need paper clips. We don't have any at our table. 301 00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:50,287 Copy that. 302 00:17:50,288 --> 00:17:52,273 I'll go get some. 303 00:17:58,765 --> 00:18:00,759 Oh. Hi. Excuse me. 304 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,369 Yeah, those are ours, so you can't just take them. 305 00:18:03,784 --> 00:18:05,898 I'm sorry. 306 00:18:06,512 --> 00:18:07,900 I thought it was okay. 307 00:18:07,901 --> 00:18:09,885 We're all doing the same experiment. 308 00:18:09,886 --> 00:18:12,704 Okay, well, maybe you should ask first, 'cause it's rude. 309 00:18:12,705 --> 00:18:14,840 You can't just go and take people's things. 310 00:18:14,841 --> 00:18:17,008 - Okay. - Okay. 311 00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:19,144 I'm just gonna go ahead and take these now. 312 00:18:19,145 --> 00:18:21,862 It's kind of what I figured. Mother of the year. Good job. 313 00:18:21,863 --> 00:18:24,362 - Cool. Thank you. - Cool. 314 00:18:26,650 --> 00:18:29,704 Jesus, that guy is such a dick. 315 00:18:29,705 --> 00:18:31,139 Mom. Mom, don't. 316 00:18:31,140 --> 00:18:34,026 - Why can't anyone be a person? - Give me the paper clips. 317 00:18:34,027 --> 00:18:37,222 Here. Got my head bit off for those stupid things. 318 00:18:37,223 --> 00:18:39,375 - Mom, you're ruining it. - Sorry. 319 00:18:41,928 --> 00:18:44,268 Okay. What's next? 320 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:51,347 I finished it. 321 00:18:51,348 --> 00:18:54,501 - It's okay. See? Paper clip floated. - Cool. 322 00:18:54,502 --> 00:18:56,324 - All right, let's get out of here. - Okay. 323 00:18:56,325 --> 00:18:57,771 But I'm gonna go meet Pepper again 324 00:18:57,772 --> 00:18:59,506 before the next experiment. 325 00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:01,592 Do you have to? There's only ten minutes left. 326 00:19:01,593 --> 00:19:02,801 Do you have to leave me? 327 00:19:02,802 --> 00:19:04,628 Mom, it's okay. Let me go. 328 00:19:04,629 --> 00:19:07,514 - Fine. Okay. - I'll meet you at room 18. 329 00:19:07,515 --> 00:19:09,225 Just be there in ten minutes. 330 00:19:09,226 --> 00:19:11,061 - Got it. - Okay. 331 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,057 - Cool. - Sorry about your dad. 332 00:19:15,058 --> 00:19:16,690 - Sorry about you. - "Sorry about you"? 333 00:19:16,691 --> 00:19:19,409 - Should be sorry about you. - Sorry about your face. 334 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:21,159 I don't know who she thinks she is. 335 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,892 Oh, my God. Wasn't that a fun field trip last week? 336 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,548 We had the most awesome docent. 337 00:19:25,549 --> 00:19:27,601 She taught us what branches and leaves we could eat, 338 00:19:27,602 --> 00:19:30,102 how to start a fire and make soap. 339 00:19:31,548 --> 00:19:32,689 Mmm. 340 00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,642 Okay, come on. 341 00:19:35,603 --> 00:19:36,874 Salaam. 342 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,462 - Ah! - Salaam. 343 00:19:38,463 --> 00:19:40,374 Salaam Sam Joon, how are you? 344 00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:41,898 I'm good. How are you guys? 345 00:19:41,899 --> 00:19:43,893 - How's Kayla? - Ugh. 346 00:19:43,894 --> 00:19:47,041 Kayla is having so much trouble with her teacher. 347 00:19:47,042 --> 00:19:49,412 The math? She is struggling. 348 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:50,624 I don't like that teacher. 349 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:53,527 - She's having so much problem with her. - Mmm. 350 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:55,662 I have to go. I have to get to that room. 351 00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,531 I made tahdig for the class. 352 00:19:57,532 --> 00:19:59,482 Oh. 353 00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:03,420 No fair. You guys have all the Persian moms in your room. 354 00:20:03,421 --> 00:20:05,638 - Aw. - I'll see you guys later. 355 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:13,260 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 356 00:20:17,808 --> 00:20:19,217 See you later. 357 00:20:26,842 --> 00:20:29,463 Duke. Duke. 358 00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:31,599 We're over here. Come on. 359 00:20:37,179 --> 00:20:38,638 Excuse me. Mrs. Fornges? 360 00:20:38,639 --> 00:20:40,591 Mrs. Fornges, you got to move us. 361 00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:41,758 - Huh? - Yeah. 362 00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:43,527 I can't across from that woman 363 00:20:43,528 --> 00:20:44,987 and her sociopathic son. 364 00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:48,207 - Please. - Oh, okay. No problem. 365 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:49,834 Thank you. 366 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:55,739 Duke. 367 00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,791 No, over here, baby. We're over here. 368 00:20:57,792 --> 00:20:59,526 This table now. 369 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,829 Yeah. 370 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:04,498 Hi. 371 00:21:04,499 --> 00:21:06,698 Mom, I can't believe you right now. 372 00:21:06,699 --> 00:21:08,546 You're so embarrassing. Oh, my God. 373 00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:09,618 What? 374 00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:12,172 There were too many people at that table. 375 00:21:12,173 --> 00:21:14,538 Mrs. Fornges did it. I didn't do it. 376 00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:17,427 Mom, you said you'd be over it if I got over it. 377 00:21:17,428 --> 00:21:18,850 That means you didn't mean it, 378 00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:20,291 and that means you're a hypocrite. 379 00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,359 Okay, I'm sorry. 380 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,401 I just want to do the experiment with you 381 00:21:24,402 --> 00:21:26,967 and have fun without any drama, okay, baby? 382 00:21:26,968 --> 00:21:28,035 Come on. 383 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,788 Sit down. It's gonna be fun. 384 00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:32,475 Thank you. 385 00:21:32,476 --> 00:21:34,488 Oh. 386 00:21:35,088 --> 00:21:36,430 We're okay, right? 387 00:21:37,375 --> 00:21:40,082 Yeah. We're fine. 388 00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:45,572 So... anyway, maybe, uh, we'll get a coffee 389 00:21:45,573 --> 00:21:48,343 at some point... together. 390 00:21:49,714 --> 00:21:51,021 You and me. 391 00:21:51,022 --> 00:21:53,016 Mom. 392 00:21:54,834 --> 00:21:59,137 Are you aware of the fact that you owe me an apology 393 00:21:59,138 --> 00:22:00,823 and you're withholding it? 394 00:22:00,824 --> 00:22:02,357 Or did you forget? 395 00:22:03,373 --> 00:22:04,625 What's the matter with you? 396 00:22:04,626 --> 00:22:05,992 And with your son? 397 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:07,325 What? 398 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:08,529 Mom, come on. 399 00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:10,731 Do you know 400 00:22:10,732 --> 00:22:12,766 that you drove onto a school parking lot 401 00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:14,734 on your cell phone without barely looking up? 402 00:22:14,735 --> 00:22:17,071 Do you know how many kids you almost hit? 403 00:22:17,072 --> 00:22:19,151 Get away from me. 404 00:22:19,152 --> 00:22:21,170 No. No. 405 00:22:21,171 --> 00:22:24,717 No. No. I would like to step outside. 406 00:22:25,532 --> 00:22:27,639 - Step outside? - Yes. 407 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,986 I would like you and I to step outside 408 00:22:30,987 --> 00:22:33,863 on the playground so I can beat you up. 409 00:22:34,523 --> 00:22:36,942 Just like your psycho son did to my daughter. 410 00:22:40,941 --> 00:22:42,562 - Excuse me. - Hmm. 411 00:22:42,563 --> 00:22:44,597 - Come on. Let's go. Come on. - Hey. Hey! 412 00:22:44,598 --> 00:22:47,002 Come on. I would like you to go outside with me. 413 00:22:47,003 --> 00:22:48,114 Hey. Hey! Hey! 414 00:22:48,115 --> 00:22:49,486 Hey! 415 00:22:50,905 --> 00:22:52,456 Shak? 416 00:22:57,201 --> 00:23:00,591 Okay, we're even. We're even. 417 00:23:00,592 --> 00:23:03,444 Come on, don't cry. Don't cry. 418 00:23:03,445 --> 00:23:05,796 Don't... cry. 419 00:23:05,797 --> 00:23:09,579 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 420 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:16,869 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org28685

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