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You're that girl
I knew you were.

You are a fucking
shady bitch for doing that.

Life's not fair.

Well, I'll give you $10.000
if you let me stay.

Fuck my drag, right?

I'm coming for the crown.

RuPaul: This is
All Stars Untucked,

an all-access pass
to the competition

where legendary queens
are back

to snatch a spot
in the Drag Race Hall of Fame.

It's a new game,

and all the queens
have the power.

Officially.

Ru-veal yourself!

And girl, if you're not
watching All Stars Untucked,

you're only getting
half the story.

RuPaul: All Star rules
have been suspended...

forever!

Shea Couleé,

Blair St. Clair,

Mariah Paris Balenciaga,

Jujubee,

you are all safe.

Safe queens
may leave the stage.graphic

So it's been nine years

since I competed
on Season 3 of Drag Race,

and, oh, God,

it feels so good
to be back on the runway.

I can't believe it.

This week, I'm relieved
that I am safe,

because now that each one
of the girls have a vote,

I think we gonna see
some shady, calculated moves

before it's all said and done.

I feel good about being safe,

but good is not good enough.

This is my third time
competing for the crown.

I am ready to win,
so I have to be great.

Queens walking.

Re-po Untucked cameras
to the werkroom.

Copy.

Send the queens
in three, two, one.

Girls.

Whoo!

Safe, safe, safe. Girl.

Praise him.

Ooh. Oh, come on
for the gold straws.

Orange juice.
This is orange juice, right?

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my gosh.

To the first safe bitches
of All Stars 5.

Girl!

-We live to fight another day.
-Absolutely.

Ow, whose lime did I get?
Oh, Blair's.

First of all,
Untucked on All Stars.

-Yes, finally.
-Yes!

-It's about time.
-Wait a minute.

Y'all have been tucked all day?

[all laugh]

Loosely, loosely.

Because I've been untucked
all day.

Oh...

This is the most fun I think
I've ever had in my entire life,

doing my number on stage.

I'm a very controlled person,
and I just let it go, and I--

She's a bossy bottom.

I had a lot of fun.

I could tell when you swung
that ponytail, I was like--

Right, the ponytail moment
was when I, like,

ooh, Blair just
walked in the building.

-Aah!
-[laughs]

Bitch, you were in control
of your angle, your body.

I said, okay,
I gotta get up off her, too.

Oh, speaking of angles...

This bitch!

I literally only had

10 days' worth of training
before I came here.

You did good.

I'd never even been
on a pole before.

Y'all heard me
slide down that pole.

Yes.
[all laugh]

There's no getting around
that squeak, squeak.

[all laugh]

Shea Couleé definitely
has an inner stripper

that has been dying to come out.

Like, throw some dollars
at your girl. [laughs]

Let's make it rain.

Jujubee, I'm kind of gagged
to see you here.

The very first season I watched
Drag Race was your season.

And what were you, 12?

-I was in high school.
-Oh, God.

But this is--so this is before
I started doing drag, like--

And I remember you being on TV.

It's just another level, like,
now competing against you.

That's how I feel.

That's really--
that's really cool.

And honestly, Mariah,

when you
walked into the werkroom

for the very first time
on Season 3,

me being a young,
queer black person,

seeing you just, like, enter

with such, like, elegance
and power and beauty,

I was just all, like,
"I wanna be like that."

I want a ponytail
that's snatch like that.

You know?

Trust me.
My hairline is paid for.

[laughs]

Girl, Ricky's message to you.
That was, like--

How does that make you feel?

Surreal.

Mariah, your performance
had a very beautiful message,

and so for that,
I really thank you.

Thank you.

His music's
touched so many people,

and he himself
speaks about social issues

and social injustice.

And for him to really hear the
message I was trying to convey,

it was kind of awesome.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Oh--ooh--uh-huh.

I'm just leaving
my mark everywhere.

-Just rubbing my--
-Can't have anything nice.

Well, you know, I told you
I like rubbing my scent.

They give us Untucked
for one season.

Look what you do
to the couch, girl.

Can't have nothing nice.

What do you think is going on
out there right now?

I know somebody's
shitting bricks,

and I know somebody knows
that they got it in the bag.

I didn't think of this.

We don't get to hear
their critiques at all,

and we still have to vote
about them, so...

Oh, shit.

This could change the game
forever.

So we're gonna just
have to freaking rely on

what people say or what we saw?

-No, what we saw.
-We need to rely on how we feel.

Yeah.

Who do you think
is in the bottom out there?

Ongina.

Really?

Bitch, she didn't lip sync
almost any of the words.

There was, like,
a few words here and there,

but it wasn't--there was no,
like, commitment behind them.

What about Derrick?

She exceeded
my initial expectations

of what she would do.

I was, like, "Oh, okay,
she's doing impersonations."

Whether it was spot-on or not
is a whole different story.

Her impression of Miley,
I was kind of like, wow.

[imitating Miley Cyrus]
Oh, my God.

My dad
is gonna pitch a tent.

I was like,
"That sounds like Alaska."

That sounded like Donald Duck.

Girl! [laughs]

What about Mayhem?

You--uh--mm.

Yeah, I--

I think she was the weakest.

Her energy level

wasn't where it needed to be
to be captivating.

Yeah.

I think she flubbed.
I think she knows she flubbed.

Why do you think that?

Because I know her posture,
I know, like--

-You know her really well.
-You do.

I'm around her a lot,

and we were pretty much

almost fucking
sharing an umbilical cord.

Miss Mayhem is definitely

one of my closest friends
in the world.

If she's in the bottom,

I wouldn't send her home
as of now.

When we decide to vote
out of who's in the bottom,

like, is it personal?

Is it just drag?

I'm--girl, I--

Are you queens
going to play fair?

What is "fair?"

-Well, what is fair?
-We're early in the game,

and as games evolve,
the dynamics shift and change.

So I don't think at this point
it would be responsible

for us to come up with
a fixed set of anything.

When your ass is on the line,
who knows what people will do?

I think I'll play fair.

I promise.

Fingers crossed.

I'm not shady.end act

Who's in the top tonight?

I think Cracker
got a great reaction.

And I know that RuPaul
was not expecting

Miz Cracker's little white ass

to do a cartwheel
and then flip into a death drop.

She got a nice ass, though.
[all laugh]

Cracker's got a nice biscuit.

[all laugh]

And she has great thighs.

So it's not just, like,
a ham on toothpicks.

Right.

Cracker said her sister said

she has strong
female politician thighs.

Very pantsuit.

Very Elizabeth Warren.

I was gonna say Hillary Clinton.

She's a nutcracker.

[slurping]

India for me was the shocker.

She was the one that
I wasn't necessarily expecting.

But she's proving that--

That we're wrong, because
I thought the same thing.

She rocked it out.

-Rocked it out.
-Yes, absolutely.

That whole thing
with Derrick and India,

do we still really know,
like, what went down?

I don't understand.

Or is it just that
they just don't get along?

So I think--okay.

I think what happened was

India was working at a nightclub
in Las Vegas.

She either got fired or quit,

depending on
whose story it was, whatever.

And then
one of Derrick's partners

works there as a drag queen now.

And there was a post
from India's side

that created some tension.

You can't
just be happy for people.

If you quit, someone else
needs to get the job.

Why would I be happy for someone

that does a number
that disrespects me

and puts my name in it?

Why would I wanna be happy
for her?

That was after you called her
a "pig in a wig."

It was not to her.

-So the pig in the wig thing...
-And it's been two years.

...is what kind of started it,

and I feel like
it's just kind of snowballed

into a feud.

Well, they both
blocked each other.

But from personal experience,

only one can block
the other one.

No, you can go back

and even though
someone has blocked you,

you can go and block them back.

But how you find them?

Well, because you could
go to their profile.

It just says, "no posts yet."

And then you can go
and block them back.

This is news to me.

Yeah, girl.

To me, this Derrick
and India situation

seems extremely petty.

But don't get me wrong.

My wifi network
is The Petty Palace,

so I'm here for it.

Oh, my God, you guys.

-What?
-So I just--okay.

Oh, you scared
the shit out of me.

Like, we're all
talking about this now,

and it's just all, like,
everything that happened today.

I clearly think that India
is in the top,

and I'm concerned that Derrick
might be in the bottom.

-[gasps]
-And so--okay, yeah.

I just thought
of something, too.

This is a Ru-mocracy.

We're politicizing
this competition.

What if we're going
to vote in polls?

Girl, what?

She already went to the pole.

And she slayed that pole.

I wanna get on your pole later.

[laughs] Ah, right.

RuPaul: All right, ladies,
I've made some decisions.

India Ferrah, you're the top
All Star of the week.

Derrick Barry, Mayhem Miller,

you are the bottom All Stars
of the week.

The rest of you are safe.

You may leave the stage.graphic

Queens walking.
We got the queens walking.

Prep Untucked cameras
on the main stage.

Re-po cameras for deliberation
in the werkroom.

Queens are entering
the werkroom for deliberation.

Okay, we're rolling.
We are ready.

Okay, guys, it's time
to probe Ricky Martin.

Now, I'm gonna ask the panel
a Ricky trivia question,

and you answer cierto
o falso.

[laughs]

In the legendary boy band
Menudo,

Ricky's nickname was El Burrito,
or "the little donkey."

¿Cierto or falso?

I think that's falso.

Falso.

-Yeah!
-False, false.

All right, next question.

The bathing suit that Ricky wore

in the Assassination
of Gianni Versace

was recently auctioned off
for $1 million.

¿Cierto o falso?

God.

It is false,
but it's a great idea.

I'm always asking for money
for a good cause. I mean...

Hey, listen,
I'll open the bid at 10.000.

$69.000!

-Ooh!
-Wow!

[laughs]end act

We have three finalists
sitting before us today.

It's very different
than back on Season 3.

I'm 40 years of age,

I'm heavier now,

and I'm competing with girls
this beautiful, this fresh.

You know what I mean?

So it's scary.
It's really scary.

But Michelle Visage gave me good
compliments, motherfucker.

[all laugh]

I was blown away
by your performance tonight.

Oh, thank you.

I'll even forgive
that one-inch heel

that you have on your foot.

Hey, you gotta like them,
goddamn it.

I stoned them for you!

[all laugh]

Today was one of those
validation moments, you know?

This time around,
I'm here to prove that, baby,

I should be the first fucking
Puerto Rican with a big ass

to win this competition.
[laughs]

And it's real. It's real.

But how exciting it was
to see Ricky Martin, right?

I had a poster of Ricky Martin
on my ceiling.

-Oh, yes.
-[laughs]

On your ceiling?
Because why?

Why were you looking at it
laying down, Mayhem?

You know why.

[all laugh]

Mayhem, I just have to remind--
I just have to remind you.

You may feel like you have
a connection with him,

but he gave me
a personal message.

-Wait.
-Oh, that's right.

He said that her performance
"touched him."

[all laugh]

That's a five-minute warning
on voting.

Cracker: In my mind,

when I was up there
listening to the critiques,

I thought Ongina's
gonna be in the bottom

because they've been
harshest with her.

Me, too.

Of course,
I'm, like, "I was amazing."

It's time
for the very first vote.

I think each of the girls
should have a vote,

and then we should allow
a Russian bot

to vote in my place.

Because the girl
that should go home

is not in the bottom two.

This is a terrible decision
for me.

I feel like Ongina
was beating herself up so hard.

You can't be a star
when you're like that.

You guys, I don't know
what happened,

but I've been in my head
all fucking week.

But, like, an All Star
believes in themselves.

-I literally did not.
-I know.

What I look for is someone
who is defeating themselves.

Yeah.

Would you have sent Ongina home?

-Yes.
-Ooh.

I'm absolutely shocked

to be in the bottom two,
honestly.

I would definitely put Mayhem
and Ongina in the bottom.

But now that it's me or Mayhem,

there's a lot of girls
that have a tie to her,

and if India wins the lip sync,
India's sending me home.

Like, I don't even
have to wonder.

So this is kind of scary
right now.

Prep the ladies' room
for voting.

All right, let's get
the top All Star on deck.

Lip sync assassin
to the main stage.

Copy that.

RuPaul: The top All Star
of the week

will lip sync for her legacy

against a secret
lip sync assassin.

It's a crazy big honor to be
back in the Drag Race mix,

especially after winning.

Because most people

only get asked back
to All Stars after failing.

[laughs]

I know how to lip sync.

I do lots of crazy shit,

and that means you have to work
that much harder to beat me.

I want to be the first bitch
to slay the lip sync assassin,

win $10.000,

and change
my Drag Race legacy.

That would be cool.end act

RuPaul: The time has come...

to lip sync...

for your legacy!

Yvie Oddly, con-drag-ulations.

You're a winner, baby.

RuPaul: Which queen has the
group
chosen to get the chop?

Derrick Barry.

Derrick, you are
and will always be an All Star.

Now sashay away.

[applause]

Ultimately, the group's vote
decided my fate.

So I don't know.

I guess I just
wasn't able to prove to them

that I'm the one
that deserves to stay.

[sniffles]
And that sucks.

I can't cry over this.
I'm not gonna do it.

[sniffles]

So dumb.

It's just a shitty feeling,
leaving.

I obviously thought
that I'd go further.

I mean, I don't think
anyone goes into this

expecting to go home first.

But I don't look at it
as a failure,

because failing
is just staying home.

Sometimes that's enough,
to just get there.

You just have to show up
and the rest will happen.

And it wasn't my time
to happen here.

-Hey, Derrick!
-Hey, baby!

We know how much
you wanted this

and how much heart you put
into being prepared for this.

But we love you unconditionally.

You will always be
our All Star.

Hurry up and get home to us.

We love you, we miss you,

and we'll see you soon,
buddy.

Bye, babe.

Bye.

Oh...

Man.

Come help me pack.

Oh, that was so sweet.

This is why people
have assistants.

Okay, bye, werkroom.

I know this was my second time,

but maybe third time's
the charm.

I'm not leaving sad,
because my life's amazing,

and I love
what I've been able to do.

And if that means
that I have to go home,

then at least I'm going home
doing something that I loved

and something
I had a lot of fun doing.

All right. Bye, guys!

I guess I'll see you
on All Stars Six...teen!

[laughs]

That's wheels up
on Derrick Barry.

Copy.

Stage lights down.

Okay, that's a wrap.graphic

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