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A VESSEL, 14 00:00:22,593 --> 00:00:23,794 HAND-CRAFTED IN THE BOWELS OF PERDITION 15 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:26,026 BY THE INEQUITIES OF THE VILE. 16 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,629 THAT'LL WORK. WORD OF CAUTION-- 17 00:00:28,629 --> 00:00:29,760 I DON'T ACCEPT FAILURE. 18 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,032 Sock: YOU FINALLY FOUND THE ONE THING THAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. 19 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,636 YOU SENT AN ESCAPED SOUL BACK TO HELL. 20 00:00:36,307 --> 00:00:38,309 ♪ LOOK OUT ♪ 21 00:00:38,309 --> 00:00:40,611 ♪ YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE ♪ 22 00:00:40,611 --> 00:00:42,813 ♪ 'CAUSE THEY WILL BEAT YOU ♪ 23 00:00:42,813 --> 00:00:46,147 ♪ AND TAKE YOU ALL TO TASK ♪ 24 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:49,380 ♪ AND IF YOU TRY OUT ♪ 25 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:51,222 [SONG CONTINUES] 26 00:00:51,222 --> 00:00:53,824 [VENDING MACHINE CLANGING] 27 00:00:58,189 --> 00:01:00,431 ♪ STOOD OUT ♪ 28 00:01:00,431 --> 00:01:05,696 ♪ NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE AND NO REFILLS ♪ 29 00:01:05,696 --> 00:01:08,139 ♪ NO, NOTHING COMES FOR FREE ♪ 30 00:01:08,139 --> 00:01:11,071 ♪ YOU'RE IN THE BACKSEAT ♪ 31 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,574 ♪ OF A GRAND MARQUIS ♪ 32 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:19,350 ♪ THEY TRY TO TAKE YOU DOWNTOWN ♪ 33 00:01:19,350 --> 00:01:21,852 [GRUNTS] 34 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,492 OH, FIDDLESTICKS! 35 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:33,794 [GRUNTS] 36 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:41,572 URGH, DUDE, I NEED TO FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE. 37 00:01:41,572 --> 00:01:42,703 [CADY SNORING LOUDLY] 38 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:43,804 Sock: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 39 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,137 SOCK, YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK TO MY HOUSE. 40 00:01:46,137 --> 00:01:47,878 WE GOTTA FIGURE SOMETHING ELSE OUT. I-- 41 00:01:47,878 --> 00:01:51,482 [CADY SNORING LOUDLY] 42 00:01:53,144 --> 00:01:54,585 [PHONE SNAPS CLOSED] 43 00:01:54,585 --> 00:01:57,218 [SNORING STOPS] 44 00:02:00,791 --> 00:02:04,425 MORNING. 45 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:06,857 WHAT? 46 00:02:06,857 --> 00:02:09,330 WAS I SNORING? 47 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,902 LITTLE BIT. 48 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:13,204 [GROANS] 49 00:02:13,204 --> 00:02:15,135 YOU--YOU WANT TO GET SOME FOOD 50 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,767 BEFORE WE MEET UP WITH THE GUYS? 51 00:02:16,767 --> 00:02:18,909 YEAH. I JUST GOTTA CHANGE FIRST. 52 00:02:18,909 --> 00:02:19,640 OK. 53 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,312 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE FIRST GIRL 54 00:02:21,312 --> 00:02:23,474 TO INFILTRATE OUR BOWLING CIRCLE. 55 00:02:23,474 --> 00:02:26,617 OH. [CHUCKLES] 56 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:32,223 I LIKE YOU A LOT, TOO, SAM. 57 00:02:36,727 --> 00:02:37,828 AH. 58 00:02:37,828 --> 00:02:40,691 JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU TODAY. 59 00:02:40,691 --> 00:02:42,233 WE BOWL A LOT. OH, YEAH. 60 00:02:42,233 --> 00:02:43,564 IT DOESN'T LOOK THAT HARD. 61 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,835 TRUST ME, IT'S HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. 62 00:02:44,835 --> 00:02:46,637 DON'T WORRY. THE GUYS WON'T JUDGE YOU. 63 00:02:46,637 --> 00:02:48,869 HI, LADY AND GENT. LET'S DO IT. 64 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,941 I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO LOSE THE COSTUMES. 65 00:02:50,941 --> 00:02:54,275 UH, EXCUSE ME? LOSE THE COSTUMES, SAM? 66 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:56,677 THAT'S LIKE MICK JAGGER WITHOUT KEITH RICHARDS, 67 00:02:56,677 --> 00:03:00,481 OR BONO WITHOUT THE EDGE. IT'S NOT RIGHT. 68 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,181 [SPANISH ACCENT] YEAH. 69 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,784 SO DON'T GO MESSING WITH OUR BOWLING CHI, 70 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:05,316 OK? I'M SORRY. 71 00:03:05,316 --> 00:03:07,888 NO, COME ON. I LOVE IT. 72 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:09,760 ALL RIGHT, BITCHES. 73 00:03:09,760 --> 00:03:13,594 [BLOWS] LET'S THROW SOME BALLS AROUND. 74 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:15,726 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 75 00:03:15,726 --> 00:03:17,468 Cady: WHOO! 76 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:20,671 WHOA! 77 00:03:20,671 --> 00:03:21,572 WHOO! 78 00:03:21,572 --> 00:03:24,535 THAT'S US. 79 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,677 YEAH! 80 00:03:26,677 --> 00:03:28,809 [LAUGHTER] 81 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,711 [GRUNTS] 82 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:32,643 OH! 83 00:03:32,643 --> 00:03:34,685 [CHEERS] 84 00:03:46,297 --> 00:03:47,798 [LAUGHS] 85 00:03:48,459 --> 00:03:50,261 Ben: YEAH, ALL RIGHT! 86 00:03:50,261 --> 00:03:52,363 LUCKY STREAK IS UP, ROOK. 87 00:03:52,363 --> 00:03:55,806 LUCKY STREAK IS UP. 88 00:03:57,508 --> 00:03:59,270 SUCKER! 89 00:03:59,270 --> 00:04:00,511 Cady: IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED. 90 00:04:00,511 --> 00:04:01,712 Sock: I KNEW IT WOULDN'T LAST. 91 00:04:01,712 --> 00:04:03,814 CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ROOK. 92 00:04:03,814 --> 00:04:05,816 CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ROOK. 93 00:04:22,693 --> 00:04:23,794 I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS WEIRD. 94 00:04:23,794 --> 00:04:25,596 IT'S LIKE THE BALL HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN. 95 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:26,737 OH, IT'S BEGINNER'S LUCK. 96 00:04:26,737 --> 00:04:28,799 I WOULDN'T READ TOO MUCH INTO IT. 97 00:04:28,799 --> 00:04:29,370 NO, IT WASN'T. 98 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:30,941 THERE WAS DEFINITELY SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON, YOU GUYS. 99 00:04:30,941 --> 00:04:31,872 SAM, YOU HAVE GOT TO CHILL OUT. 100 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,505 SHE IS NOT THE SPAWN OF SATAN. WE SAW HER NAKED, REMEMBER? 101 00:04:34,505 --> 00:04:36,947 DEFINITELY NO MARK OF THE BEAST. 102 00:04:36,947 --> 00:04:38,749 YOU SHOULD HEAR THE WAY SHE SNORES. 103 00:04:38,749 --> 00:04:39,610 SERIOUSLY, IT'S NOT NORMAL. 104 00:04:39,610 --> 00:04:41,652 IT'S LIKE SHE'S A CREATURE FROM THE UNDERWORLD. 105 00:04:41,652 --> 00:04:42,783 OH, GOD, I LOVE THAT MOVIE. 106 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,615 KATE BECKINSALE, BLACK SPANDEX. 107 00:04:44,615 --> 00:04:46,417 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER. 108 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:48,689 WHAT? KATE BECKINSALE IS PERFECTION. 109 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,060 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 110 00:04:50,060 --> 00:04:51,622 NO, YOU NIMROD. CADY. 111 00:04:51,622 --> 00:04:53,794 OH, CADY. ALL RIGHT, WHAT, 112 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,566 SO SHE SNORES, SHE'S A KICK-ASS BOWLER, 113 00:04:55,566 --> 00:04:57,928 SHE'S GOT A SUPER-DUPER HOT BODY, SHE'S COOL, 114 00:04:57,928 --> 00:05:01,502 AND SHE'S INTO YOU. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT? 115 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:02,733 Andi: HEY, GUYS. HEY. 116 00:05:02,733 --> 00:05:05,305 UH, I'D GET EXCITED ABOUT THIS MEETING IF I WERE YOU. 117 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:07,808 I JUST SAW TED. LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON THE WARPATH. 118 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:08,779 HA HA. 119 00:05:08,779 --> 00:05:09,710 UM, YOU OWE ME A COFFEE. 120 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:10,941 WANT TO GET ONE BEFORE THE MEETING? 121 00:05:10,941 --> 00:05:12,583 YEAH. OK. DO YOU GUYS WANT ONE? 122 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,014 WE'RE GOOD, THANKS. OK, COOL. 123 00:05:14,014 --> 00:05:18,489 WELL, DID YOU MEAN WHO ELSE DOES HE WANT? 124 00:05:18,489 --> 00:05:19,690 MM-HMM. 125 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:21,592 NOW THAT THE HOLIDAY RUSH IS OVER, 126 00:05:21,592 --> 00:05:22,593 A FEW ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE. 127 00:05:22,593 --> 00:05:25,095 FIRST OFF, GREAT BIG THANK YOU TO IRA GREENBLATT 128 00:05:25,095 --> 00:05:27,628 FOR WORKING DOUBLE SHIFTS ON CHRISTMAS EVE. 129 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,530 WAY TO SHOW THAT SPIRIT OF THE SEASON, BUDDY. 130 00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,402 I GOT YOUR BACK AT PASSOVER, DUDE. 131 00:05:31,402 --> 00:05:32,763 BUT ON THE MORE NEGATIVE NOTE, 132 00:05:32,763 --> 00:05:34,735 IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION 133 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:38,038 THAT SOME OF THE MERCHANDISE IN THIS STORE HAS GONE MISSING. 134 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:41,712 I FEAR THAT WE HAVE BEEN VICTIMS OF SHOPLIFTING. 135 00:05:41,712 --> 00:05:43,544 WHAT WAS STOLEN? 136 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:47,117 I'M NOT AT LIBERTY TO DISCUSS THAT INFORMATION RIGHT NOW, ANDI. 137 00:05:47,117 --> 00:05:50,621 BUT I DON'T THINK I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS THAT SHOPLIFTING 138 00:05:50,621 --> 00:05:53,924 IS A VERY, VERY SERIOUS CRIME. 139 00:05:53,924 --> 00:05:55,355 OH, HURTS US ALL, TED. 140 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,127 YES, IT DOES, SAM. YES, IT DOES. 141 00:05:57,127 --> 00:05:58,759 AND THAT'S WHY WE ARE GOING ON THE DEFENSIVE. 142 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:03,494 WE WILL BE INSTALLING AN EXTENSIVE VIDEO SYSTEM THROUGHOUT THE STORE. 143 00:06:03,494 --> 00:06:05,636 I'M SURE THAT WILL BE A DETERRENT 144 00:06:05,636 --> 00:06:08,839 FOR OUR SO-CALLED "CUSTOMERS" WITH STICKY FINGERS. 145 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,641 SO LET'S GET OUT THERE, PEOPLE. 146 00:06:10,641 --> 00:06:12,603 REMEMBER, KEEP THOSE LOOKIN' BALLS OPEN. 147 00:06:12,603 --> 00:06:15,676 LET'S GET THESE GUYS! LET'S GET 'EM. 148 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,749 ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LET'S ROLL. YEP. 149 00:06:18,749 --> 00:06:20,851 HEY, WILL YOU COVER FOR US? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 150 00:06:20,851 --> 00:06:23,113 I FINALLY FOUND A SICK APARTMENT. 151 00:06:23,113 --> 00:06:25,616 GONNA GO CHECK IT OUT. 152 00:06:25,616 --> 00:06:27,888 UH, DID YOU NOT HEAR TED'S SPEECH? 153 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:29,690 I LIVE HERE, BEN. IT'S NOT STEALING 154 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:32,993 IF IT'S YOUR OWN HOUSE, COME ON. 155 00:06:36,527 --> 00:06:38,429 AH? 156 00:06:38,429 --> 00:06:38,629 WOW! 157 00:06:38,629 --> 00:06:40,571 TAKE A LOOK, BOYS. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS? 158 00:06:40,571 --> 00:06:43,474 HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY FOR THIS, AGAIN? 159 00:06:43,474 --> 00:06:45,936 ONLY $1,200 A MONTH. IT WAS A TOTAL STEAL. 160 00:06:45,936 --> 00:06:47,578 YEAH, YOU'RE A FREAKIN' JESSE JAMES. 161 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:48,879 I KNOW. SOCK, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN YOUR PAYCHECK? 162 00:06:48,879 --> 00:06:51,482 YOU DON'T MAKE $1,200 A MONTH. 163 00:06:51,482 --> 00:06:51,912 ALL I NEED IS 4. 164 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,785 SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE REST? FROM YOUR MOM? 165 00:06:54,785 --> 00:06:55,986 NO. 166 00:06:55,986 --> 00:06:57,688 FROM YOU GUYS. 167 00:06:57,688 --> 00:06:58,749 WHAT?! WHAT?! 168 00:06:58,749 --> 00:06:59,550 WE'RE GONNA BE ROOMIES. 169 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:01,492 I FORGED YOU GUYS' SIGNATURES ON THE LEASE! 170 00:07:01,492 --> 00:07:02,523 ISN'T THAT WICKED?! 171 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:03,894 NO, SOCK, THE LAST THING I NEED RIGHT NOW 172 00:07:03,894 --> 00:07:06,096 IS MY NAME ON ANOTHER CONTRACT I DIDN'T SIGN. 173 00:07:06,096 --> 00:07:07,698 DUDE, YOU SHOULD HAVE TALKED TO US FIRST! 174 00:07:07,698 --> 00:07:09,800 OH, COME ON, LOOK, IF I'D HAVE OF WAITED, 175 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,703 THIS PLACE WOULD HAVE GONE LIKE HOT CAKES, ALL RIGHT? 176 00:07:12,703 --> 00:07:14,004 WE'LL GET THE PORN CHANNELS. 177 00:07:14,004 --> 00:07:16,166 WE'LL PUT A FOOSBALL TABLE OVER THERE, 178 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,038 MAYBE A LITTLE TIKI BAR, A HOOKAH PIPE. 179 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:21,071 I DON'T KNOW, WHATEVER WE WANT. 180 00:07:24,815 --> 00:07:26,176 UH, IT'S ON YOU, DUDE. 181 00:07:26,176 --> 00:07:28,619 I MEAN, WE DID SAY WE WANTED OUR OWN PLACE. 182 00:07:28,619 --> 00:07:31,121 BENJI'S IN. SAMMY, IT'S DOWN TO YOU. 183 00:07:31,121 --> 00:07:33,223 I DON'T KNOW, MAN! DON'T SAY-- 184 00:07:33,223 --> 00:07:35,626 LOOK...BEN, EXCUSE US. COME HERE. 185 00:07:35,626 --> 00:07:38,929 OK, LISTEN TO ME. I DID NOT WANT TO PLAY THIS CARD, 186 00:07:38,929 --> 00:07:41,492 I REALLY DIDN'T, BUT YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE. 187 00:07:41,492 --> 00:07:44,835 THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, YOU OWE ME. 188 00:07:44,835 --> 00:07:46,497 YOU OWE ME, ALL RIGHT? 189 00:07:46,497 --> 00:07:47,538 I'VE BEEN THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING, 190 00:07:47,538 --> 00:07:49,940 HELPING YOU SEND ESCAPED SOULS BACK TO HELL, MAN! 191 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:53,704 I'VE BEEN THE FRIGGIN' ROBIN TO YOUR BATMAN. 192 00:07:53,704 --> 00:07:55,045 WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? 193 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:58,178 YOU'RE THE, UH, WEIRD ENGLISH BUTLER GUY. 194 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,950 LISTEN, I NEED A BAT CAVE. 195 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,983 SAMMY, I DESERVE A BAT CAVE. 196 00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:08,158 I'M BATMAN? 197 00:08:08,158 --> 00:08:10,120 YOU'RE BATMAN. 198 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,822 YOU WANT TO MOVE OUT? 199 00:08:11,822 --> 00:08:13,524 WELL, I'M 21, 200 00:08:13,524 --> 00:08:15,966 AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH MY PARENTS FOREVER. 201 00:08:15,966 --> 00:08:17,628 WELL, NO, NOT FOREVER, SAM. 202 00:08:17,628 --> 00:08:20,531 BUT WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE AROUND FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS. 203 00:08:20,531 --> 00:08:21,071 OH, COME ON, MOM, DAD. 204 00:08:21,071 --> 00:08:24,635 WE ALL KNOW THAT SAM'S GOTTA BUST OUT OF THIS JOINT SOMETIME, RIGHT? 205 00:08:24,635 --> 00:08:25,876 PLUS, MY PLACE IS AWESOME. 206 00:08:25,876 --> 00:08:27,838 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M MOVING TO AUSTRALIA. 207 00:08:27,838 --> 00:08:29,580 IT'LL BE 5, 10 MINUTES AWAY. 208 00:08:29,580 --> 00:08:31,281 20, MAX. SOCK. 209 00:08:31,281 --> 00:08:32,613 I DON'T KNOW, SAM. 210 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,515 SAM, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY TO LIVE ON YOUR OWN. 211 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,217 THOSE ARE MINE. THANKS. 212 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,789 YOUR MOM'S RIGHT, SAM. 213 00:08:38,789 --> 00:08:40,520 IT'S A DANGEROUS WORLD OUT THERE, AND-- 214 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,552 DANGEROUS? 215 00:08:41,552 --> 00:08:42,522 DAD, REALLY, DANGEROUS? 216 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:43,824 I THINK I CAN HANDLE LIVING DOWNTOWN. 217 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:46,557 WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT FOOD? 218 00:08:46,557 --> 00:08:47,527 I'LL COOK. 219 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,229 I WATCH NAKED CHEF A LOT. 220 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,661 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 221 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:52,903 COME ON, THIS MOVE WILL BE GOOD FOR ME, ALL RIGHT? 222 00:08:52,903 --> 00:08:54,134 I'LL LEARN TO DO THINGS ON MY OWN. 223 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:57,537 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I'LL BE TOTALLY INDEPENDENT. 224 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,969 [SIGHS] 225 00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:02,312 IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU, THEN... 226 00:09:02,312 --> 00:09:04,314 YOU HAVE OUR SUPPORT. 227 00:09:04,314 --> 00:09:06,316 YEAH! YES! 228 00:09:06,316 --> 00:09:08,218 THANK YOU, DAD. 229 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:09,549 OH. 230 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,623 Both: WHOA! 231 00:09:18,729 --> 00:09:21,632 FINALLY LEAVING THE NEST, HUH? 232 00:09:21,632 --> 00:09:23,734 FINALLY COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET, HUH? 233 00:09:23,734 --> 00:09:26,336 OH, A HOMOSEXUAL JOKE. VERY WITTY. 234 00:09:26,336 --> 00:09:29,600 YEAH, YOU'RE QUITE A HOT SHOT NOW, HUH, SAM? 235 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,702 WHAT WITH MOVING OUT AND ALL. 236 00:09:31,702 --> 00:09:34,244 ALL RIGHT, CAN WE JUST BE ADULTS AND GET ON WITH THIS? 237 00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:36,907 OH, SURE WE CAN. 238 00:09:36,907 --> 00:09:38,879 YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW, HUH? 239 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:43,183 HERE, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THIS, BIG BOY. 240 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,615 [CHUCKLES] 241 00:09:44,615 --> 00:09:46,857 A PLAYGROUND, CLEVER. 242 00:09:46,857 --> 00:09:49,589 WELL, I THOUGHT YOU'D APPRECIATE THE IRONY. 243 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,590 RIGHT. CAN WE GET ON WITH THIS? 244 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,321 OH, SOMEONE'S TESTY TODAY. 245 00:09:51,321 --> 00:09:53,694 NO, I'M NOT TESTY. I JUST--I'VE DONE THIS SO MANY DAMN TIMES, 246 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,096 AND I'M TIRED OF YOU TREATING ME LIKE I'M A 4-YEAR-OLD. 247 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,297 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 248 00:09:57,297 --> 00:10:01,601 AS YOU WISH, MR. OLIVER. 249 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,204 IN LIFE, THE SOUL IS KNOWN AS HERBERT SCRIM. 250 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,007 A TOTAL HERMIT, LIVED IN THE WOODS. 251 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,841 HE MADE THE UNABOMBER LOOK LIKE A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY. 252 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,042 OK, SO WHAT'S HIS DEAL? 253 00:10:12,042 --> 00:10:13,383 WELL, HERBERT WAS A HUNTER. 254 00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:17,688 AND HE KILLED ANYONE WHO DARE RUN THROUGH HIS NECK OF THE WOODS. 255 00:10:17,688 --> 00:10:21,922 AND NOW THAT HIS HUNTING GROUNDS HAVE TURNED INTO A CITY PARK, 256 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,794 THERE'S A LOT MORE PREY. 257 00:10:23,794 --> 00:10:25,656 WHERE DO I FIND HIM? 258 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,729 IN THERE. 259 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,761 BUT YOU BE CAREFUL, SAMMY. 260 00:10:30,761 --> 00:10:32,332 THIS SOUL'S A TRICKY ONE. 261 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,064 ALL THE YEARS THAT HE LIVED, 262 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,335 HE WAS HARDLY EVER SEEN. 263 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:37,307 YEAH, I KNOW, I GET IT, BUT WHAT'S HIS DEAL? 264 00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:39,209 LIKE, ELECTROSHOCKS, BUGS, WHAT? 265 00:10:39,209 --> 00:10:40,310 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 266 00:10:40,310 --> 00:10:44,374 YOU'VE GRADUATED, MY MAN. YOU'RE MOVING ON UP. 267 00:10:44,374 --> 00:10:46,416 THIS TIME, IT'S JUST YOU, 268 00:10:46,416 --> 00:10:48,919 AND YOUR NEW FOUND CONFIDENCE. 269 00:10:48,919 --> 00:10:51,822 [CHUCKLES] 270 00:10:57,427 --> 00:10:58,658 WHY ARE WE DOING THIS, AGAIN? 271 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,360 COME ON, ANDI, THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS. 272 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,232 AREN'T YOU CURIOUS ABOUT THEIR NEW PLACE? 273 00:11:02,232 --> 00:11:04,434 NO, YOU ARE UP TO NO GOOD, I KNOW IT. 274 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:05,936 MM-HMM. [KNOCKING] 275 00:11:05,936 --> 00:11:09,239 OUR FIRST HOUSE GUEST. 276 00:11:09,239 --> 00:11:11,441 NO, I THINK IT'S MY WATERBED. 277 00:11:11,441 --> 00:11:13,273 BOO-YAH! HI. 278 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,845 IT'S YOU. HMM. 279 00:11:14,845 --> 00:11:16,276 Sam: HEY. HEY. 280 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:17,748 LOOK WHO'S FINALLY BECOMING A MAN. 281 00:11:17,748 --> 00:11:20,080 WELL, YOU JUST MADE IT LOOK LIKE SO MUCH FUN. 282 00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,082 WOW, WHERE DID YOU GUYS FIND THIS PLACE? 283 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,213 WE LUCKED OUT. I THINK, UM, 284 00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:25,385 IT ACTUALLY USED TO BE A METH LAB, LIKE 2 DAYS AGO. 285 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,858 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT. OOPS. 286 00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:28,959 OH, JEEZ. 287 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,690 AH-AH, JOSIE, HANDS OFF MY STUFF. 288 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,222 YOU MEAN MY STUFF. 289 00:11:32,222 --> 00:11:34,795 I WAS GOING TO GIVE THAT BACK. 290 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,395 OK. 291 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,829 ALL RIGHT, R2-D2 OR PRINCESS LEIA? 292 00:11:38,829 --> 00:11:39,900 DEFINITELY R2-D2. 293 00:11:39,900 --> 00:11:41,431 UH-UH-UH. LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU DON'T LIVE HERE. 294 00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:43,103 BENJI, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BONE? 295 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,136 A HOT CHICK IN A GOLD BIKINI, OR A BLEEP-BLOP ROBOT? 296 00:11:46,136 --> 00:11:47,307 [POSTER FALLS ON FLOOR] 297 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,880 POINT TAKEN. THANK YOU. 298 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,842 SO, SAM... MM-HMM? 299 00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:52,412 WHERE'S CADY? 300 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:55,986 UH, I-I HAVEN'T... TOLD HER I'M MOVING YET. 301 00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:58,248 YOU HAVEN'T? 302 00:11:58,248 --> 00:12:00,891 NO. 303 00:12:02,092 --> 00:12:03,423 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 304 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:07,027 SO DID YOU TELL SAM ABOUT CADY'S LITTLE PSYCHO VISIT? 305 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,428 NO, BUT THAT IS NOT MY PLACE. 306 00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:11,101 NOT YOUR PLACE? SAM IS YOUR FRIEND. 307 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:13,503 IF I WAS DATING TED BUNDY, I'D WANT YOU TO TELL ME. 308 00:12:13,503 --> 00:12:15,135 OK, THAT'S VERY DIFFERENT. 309 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:16,206 NO, IT IS NOT DIFFERENT. 310 00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:18,208 I THINK YOU OWE IT TO HIM TO SAY SOMETHING. 311 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:21,241 NO, IF I SAY ONE LITTLE NEGATIVE THING ABOUT CADY, 312 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:24,274 I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE A WEIRD, JEALOUS FREAK. 313 00:12:24,274 --> 00:12:25,515 ARE YOU JEALOUS? 314 00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:26,947 NO. NO, I'M NOT. 315 00:12:26,947 --> 00:12:28,348 I MEAN, SAM AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS. 316 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,749 I'VE SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES. 317 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,221 ANDI, I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. UH-HUH. 318 00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:32,752 DON'T LIE TO ME. 319 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,423 I'M NOT. 320 00:12:33,423 --> 00:12:36,226 LOOK...IF YOU HAVE FEELINGS FOR SAM, 321 00:12:36,226 --> 00:12:37,357 YOU SHOULD SAY SOMETHING. 322 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,190 ESPECIALLY WHEN THIS CADY GIRL 323 00:12:40,190 --> 00:12:41,962 SEEMS TO BE NOTHING BUT BAD NEWS. 324 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,295 NO, NO. HE IS WITH CADY. I JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. 325 00:12:45,295 --> 00:12:46,396 HMM. 326 00:12:46,396 --> 00:12:48,068 YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T EVEN TELL HER HE MOVED. 327 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:52,803 MAYBE HE'S ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT FOR HIMSELF. 328 00:12:53,303 --> 00:12:55,105 Reporter: THIS IS THE SECOND BODY DUMPED 329 00:12:55,105 --> 00:12:56,406 IN THE PARK IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS. 330 00:12:56,406 --> 00:13:00,450 POLICE ARE ASKING ANYONE WHO HAVE SEEN OR HEARD ANYTHING 331 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,481 TO PLEASE COME FORWARD. 332 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:02,782 REPORTING FROM BURBERRY PARK, 333 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,214 THIS IS MAUREEN GLENROY. BACK TO YOU, RICK. 334 00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:07,257 THAT'S GOTTA BE OUR GUY. DEVIL SAID HE WAS A HUNTER. 335 00:13:07,257 --> 00:13:09,189 WHY IS HE KILLING SO MANY PEOPLE? 336 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,991 MUST BE THE THRILL OF THE KILL. 337 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:14,264 WELL, HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES HE NEED TO KILL BEFORE HE'S SATISFIED? 338 00:13:14,264 --> 00:13:17,167 HE'S AN ESCAPED SOUL FROM HELL, BENJI. 339 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,929 HE'S NEVER SATISFIED. 340 00:13:18,929 --> 00:13:21,201 OH, HEY, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. 341 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:22,532 FIRST HOUSEWARMING GIFT. 342 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:24,234 HA HA. 343 00:13:24,234 --> 00:13:27,177 OH, VERY FUNNY, DEVIL. 344 00:13:27,177 --> 00:13:30,580 OPEN IT, GO. 345 00:13:30,580 --> 00:13:33,043 OH, DUDE, DUDE! 346 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:34,184 MAGIC BULLET, OH! 347 00:13:34,184 --> 00:13:35,986 I'VE WANTED ONE OF THESE FOREVER. 348 00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:37,217 WHAT IS IT? VIBRATOR? 349 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,919 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A VIBRATOR? 350 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:42,092 NO. THIS IS ACTUALLY THE COOLEST KITCHEN APPLIANCE KNOWN TO MAN. 351 00:13:42,092 --> 00:13:45,595 ALL RIGHT, BAR NONE, THE BEST COUNTER TOP FOOD PROCESSOR 352 00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:46,526 OUT THERE ON THE INFOMERCIAL MARKET. 353 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:50,400 I'VE BEEN SAVING UP 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF NINETEEN NINETY NUFF FOR THIS BAD BOY. 354 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,532 "NO CONFUSING BUTTONS, NO MESSY CORDS. 355 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,064 "A BATTERY-OPERATED PROCESSOR 356 00:13:54,064 --> 00:13:56,106 "THAT IS BOTH FUNCTIONAL AND FUN. 357 00:13:56,106 --> 00:13:58,869 NOTHING COULD BE MORE SIMPLE." HOW DOES IT-- 358 00:13:58,869 --> 00:14:00,210 SEE? 359 00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:01,872 WELL, DOES IT WORK-- 360 00:14:01,872 --> 00:14:04,174 All: WHOA! [MAGIC BULLET WHIRRING] 361 00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:05,445 OH! 362 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,616 WHOA! 363 00:14:06,616 --> 00:14:09,319 WHAT THE HELL? 364 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:11,181 DUDE! 365 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,195 [GASPS] OH, WHOA. 366 00:14:25,195 --> 00:14:27,337 HEY. YOU MISSED A SPOT. 367 00:14:27,337 --> 00:14:29,339 AH. WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 368 00:14:29,339 --> 00:14:31,301 JUST BROUGHT YOU A WHITE HOT CHOCOLATE. 369 00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:36,406 WENT TO YOUR PLACE TODAY, BUT YOUR PARENTS SAID YOU MOVED OUT. 370 00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:37,507 WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME? 371 00:14:37,507 --> 00:14:39,179 YEAH, NO, SOCK FOUND US A PLACE, 372 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,281 AND IT JUST-- IT HAPPENED REALLY QUICKLY, SO... 373 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:43,353 YOU DIDN'T THINK I NEEDED TO KNOW? 374 00:14:43,353 --> 00:14:46,586 NO, OF COURSE YOU NEEDED TO KNOW. 375 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,988 I JUST... 376 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,659 I'M TELLING YOU NOW. 377 00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:51,061 SO WE'RE OK? 378 00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:53,593 YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE OK. 379 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,525 WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERAS? 380 00:14:55,525 --> 00:14:59,569 OH, YEAH, TED'S WAGING A WAR AGAINST SHOPLIFTERS. 381 00:14:59,569 --> 00:15:01,501 HE'S INSTALLING A WHOLE NEW SECURITY SYSTEM. 382 00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,174 THINK HE'S WATCHING US RIGHT NOW? 383 00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:06,176 PROBABLY. 384 00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:09,209 YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO LOOK AT? 385 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,341 [LAUGHS] 386 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,614 [GLASS CRACKLING] 387 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,915 WHAT? 388 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,289 UH, NOTHING. NOTHING. 389 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:27,097 [CRACKLING] 390 00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:32,702 [GASPS] 391 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,965 WHOA. 392 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,066 ARE YOU-- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 393 00:15:36,066 --> 00:15:37,937 YEAH. THAT WAS WEIRD, RIGHT? 394 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,010 YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD. 395 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,441 ARE--YOU'RE GOOD? 396 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,013 YEAH. 397 00:15:43,013 --> 00:15:44,544 I-I SHOULD-- 398 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,376 I SHOULD CLEAN THIS UP. 399 00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:49,579 UM, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE DINNER TONIGHT? 400 00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:51,451 YOU KNOW, I-- I GOT A LOT OF STUFF TO DO. 401 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,024 I'M--I'M--I GOT BOXES TO UNPACK. 402 00:15:54,024 --> 00:15:55,525 MY APARTMENT'S A MESS, AND... 403 00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:58,158 BUT I'LL--I'LL CALL YOU. I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL. 404 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,590 OK. WELL, I'LL LET YOU GET TO IT. 405 00:16:00,590 --> 00:16:02,162 HMM. 406 00:16:06,296 --> 00:16:09,499 MAYBE THERE WAS A FLAW IN THE GLASS ALREADY, SAM. 407 00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,702 NO, IT'S LIKE SHE SOMEHOW MADE IT HAPPEN. 408 00:16:12,702 --> 00:16:15,205 MAYBE YOU MADE IT HAPPEN. 409 00:16:15,205 --> 00:16:16,406 YOU'RE CRACKIN', MAN. 410 00:16:16,406 --> 00:16:17,347 IT'S GIVING ME THE CREEPS. 411 00:16:17,347 --> 00:16:19,479 EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HER, IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT. 412 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,752 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I SHOULD BREAK UP WITH HER. 413 00:16:22,752 --> 00:16:24,084 OK, BOYS. 414 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,015 ALL RIGHT. 415 00:16:25,015 --> 00:16:27,287 YOU GUYS READY FOR A LITTLE BRAINGASM, 416 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,019 ULTIMATE GAMING EXPERIENCE? 417 00:16:29,019 --> 00:16:30,190 THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY. 418 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,492 ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIRE THIS BITCH UP. LET'S GO. 419 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,165 [MUSIC PLAYING] 420 00:16:35,165 --> 00:16:36,426 OH, MY GOD. WHOA. 421 00:16:36,426 --> 00:16:38,428 OH-HO-HO! HEAVEN. 422 00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:40,700 Sam: LET'S GO. 423 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,132 [ALL YELLING] 424 00:16:42,132 --> 00:16:43,403 WHAT DID YOU DO?! WHAT'D YOU PRESS? 425 00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,675 I DID NOT TOUCH ANYTHING. [SIGHS] 426 00:16:45,675 --> 00:16:47,006 LOOK, THE SOONER WE FIGURE IT OUT, 427 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,707 THE SOONER WE CAN BE LOUNGING. 428 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,779 LET'S ASK THESE GUYS WHAT'S GOING ON. 429 00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:51,041 OR LADIES. NEVER KNOW. 430 00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,142 I WAS BEATING YOUR ASS, TOO. 431 00:16:52,142 --> 00:16:54,184 YOU WERE NOT. YES, I WAS. 432 00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:55,115 HI THERE. 433 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,217 HI, SORRY TO BOTHER YOU. WE JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR. 434 00:16:57,217 --> 00:17:00,120 OH. HI, GREAT. WELCOME, I'M STEVE. 435 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,792 SAM, AND THIS IS SOCK AND BEN. 436 00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:03,153 HEY. 437 00:17:03,153 --> 00:17:05,225 SOCK. WELL, THAT'S AN UNUSUAL NAME. 438 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,726 Man: IS THAT THE UPS GUY? 439 00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:07,757 IT'S THE NEW NEIGHBORS. 440 00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:09,359 IS HE HITTING ON ME? 441 00:17:09,359 --> 00:17:10,660 HE'S NOT HITTING ON YOU. 442 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,202 THIS IS MY PARTNER TONY. 443 00:17:12,202 --> 00:17:13,233 HI, FELLAS. 444 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,465 HI. WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE TO COME IN? 445 00:17:15,465 --> 00:17:16,666 I JUST MADE A POT OF GINGER TEA. 446 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:18,708 NO, NO, THANKS. WE'RE STRAIGHT. 447 00:17:18,708 --> 00:17:20,640 NO, NO, THANK YOU. 448 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,711 ACTUALLY, WE JUST CAME IN TO-- 449 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:24,314 WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP US WITH SOMETHING. 450 00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:27,077 WITH WHAT? 451 00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:29,349 ALL RIGHT! YEAH! 452 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:30,049 WOW. 453 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,051 YOU ARE QUITE THE HANDY MAN. 454 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,084 HEY, YOU FELLAS HAVE A COUPLE LIGHT BULBS OUT. 455 00:17:34,084 --> 00:17:35,255 I COULD FIX THAT FOR YOU. 456 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,356 OH, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 457 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,128 WE HARDLY USE THE KITCHEN, ANYWAY. 458 00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:39,729 WHOA, WHOA, SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MAN. 459 00:17:39,729 --> 00:17:41,731 I PRACTICALLY AM THE NAKED CHEF. 460 00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,693 NOT--NOT THAT I COOK NAKED. 461 00:17:43,693 --> 00:17:46,336 YOU GUYS WANT A DRINK OR ANYTHING? 462 00:17:46,336 --> 00:17:47,637 UH, I WOULD. YEAH, SURE. 463 00:17:47,637 --> 00:17:49,269 Ben: WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN THE FRIDGE. 464 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:53,573 HMM. THAT IS MAYBE THE SADDEST LOOKING REFRIGERATOR I'VE EVER SEEN. 465 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,704 YEAH. TELL YOU GUYS WHAT. 466 00:17:54,704 --> 00:17:57,407 TOMORROW NIGHT, YOU'RE COMING OVER TO OUR PLACE 467 00:17:57,407 --> 00:17:58,148 FOR A HOME-COOKED MEAL, 468 00:17:58,148 --> 00:17:59,809 AND I HOPE YOU'RE NOT WATCHING YOUR CARBS, 469 00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:00,810 BECAUSE I AM THINKING PASTA. 470 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,213 OH, MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE IN FOR A TREAT. 471 00:18:03,213 --> 00:18:06,556 STEVE MAKES THE MOST DELICIOUS LOBSTER MAC AND CHEESE. 472 00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:09,489 HE POACHES THE LOBSTER IN A BEURRE BLANC-- 473 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:09,819 BEURRE BLANC. 474 00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:13,293 SAUCE, WITH MASCARPONE CHEESE. UNBELIEVABLE. 475 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,093 OH, BEAUTIFUL. 476 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,495 THE MASCARPONE PERFECTLY NEUTRALIZES 477 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:18,398 THE NATURAL SWEETNESS OF THE LOBSTER. 478 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:19,829 THE FOOD NETWORK. 479 00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:20,730 SO WHAT DO YOU GUYS SAY? 480 00:18:20,730 --> 00:18:23,233 I SAY WHAT TIME DO WE SHOW UP? 481 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,374 IT'S A DATE. 482 00:18:24,374 --> 00:18:27,307 [CHUCKLES] GET TOGETHER. WITH SOME DUDES. 483 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,879 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE. 484 00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:30,880 I AM NOT INTO DUDES, 485 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:33,313 BUT I THINK I KIND OF LOVE STEVE AND TONY. 486 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,844 I KNOW. THEY'RE AWESOME, HUH? 487 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,216 I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU, SOCK. 488 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,417 THIS PLACE IS PRETTY GOOD. 489 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,818 DIDN'T I TELL YOU YOU'D LOVE IT? 490 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,789 DID I NOT TELL YOU YOU'D LOVE IT? 491 00:18:39,789 --> 00:18:41,491 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO OUT TO THE WOODS, 492 00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,453 CATCH THIS SOUL BITCH. I GOT PLACES TO BE. 493 00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:44,454 LIKE WHERE? 494 00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:46,726 UH, LIKE, THE WORK BENCH. 495 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,728 YOU PICKED UP AN EXTRA SHIFT? 496 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,730 HEY, MAN, I GOT RENT TO PAY NOW. 497 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,833 WOW, THAT'S REALLY RESPONSIBLE OF YOU. 498 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,506 I KNOW. NO, I'M JUST MESSING WITH YOU. 499 00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,408 NO, I GOT TO HOOK UP WITH THIS CHICK AT THE POOL. 500 00:18:58,408 --> 00:19:01,411 MET HER IN THE ELEVATOR. SHE IS SO INTO ME. 501 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:02,842 [LAUGHS] 502 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,275 Sock: OH. 503 00:19:05,275 --> 00:19:09,919 HEY, NICE HEADBAND, BRO. IT'S GOOD. 504 00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:11,150 [GROANS] 505 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,852 Sam: DON'T THESE TREES LOOK FAMILIAR? 506 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,554 [SIGHS] IT'S A FOREST, SAM. 507 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,555 THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. 508 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,657 YEAH, BUT I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GOING IN CIRCLES. 509 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,529 THIS PARK IS RIDICULOUSLY HUGE. 510 00:19:19,529 --> 00:19:22,392 HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND THE SOUL? 511 00:19:22,392 --> 00:19:24,764 WE SHOULD GET A BIRD'S EYE VIEW. 512 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,796 ALL RIGHT. 513 00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:28,167 OH. 514 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,439 ALL RIGHT. 515 00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:30,670 WHO'S CLIMBING IT? BEN. 516 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,743 COME ON, GUYS, I'VE NEVER CLIMBED A TREE BEFORE. 517 00:19:33,743 --> 00:19:34,404 OH, COME ON. WHAT?! 518 00:19:34,404 --> 00:19:36,706 WELL, MY PARENTS WERE A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE. SO WHAT? 519 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,708 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S TIME YOU BECAME A MAN. 520 00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:40,680 I'LL GIVE YOU A BOOST. HOLD THIS. 521 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,651 HANG ON TO MY BABY! 522 00:19:41,651 --> 00:19:44,214 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S UNDER WARRANTY STILL. 523 00:19:44,214 --> 00:19:44,814 GIVE ME YOUR FOOT. 524 00:19:44,814 --> 00:19:47,657 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M CLIMBING A TREE. 525 00:19:47,657 --> 00:19:50,520 [GRUNTING] 526 00:19:52,422 --> 00:19:56,266 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY CLIMBING A TREE. 527 00:19:56,266 --> 00:19:59,499 I FEEL LIKE SPIDERMAN. [GROANING] 528 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,832 [GRUNTING] 529 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,675 HA! 530 00:20:05,675 --> 00:20:07,937 [LAUGHING] 531 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:09,839 THE VIEW IS AMAZING, GUYS. 532 00:20:09,839 --> 00:20:10,840 THE SOUL? 533 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,912 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL, BUDDY. 534 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,384 OK. 535 00:20:14,384 --> 00:20:15,785 OK. 536 00:20:15,785 --> 00:20:18,318 [GRUNTING] 537 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,750 OOH! [YELLING] 538 00:20:23,353 --> 00:20:25,625 OH! BENJI! 539 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:25,955 OH, MY GOD! 540 00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:28,758 BEN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? [BEN GROANING] 541 00:20:28,758 --> 00:20:30,229 OH, DON'T MOVE. 542 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,631 [ALL YELLING] 543 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:33,963 DEAD GUY, DEAD GUY, DEAD GUY! 544 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:37,307 [YELLING] 545 00:20:43,573 --> 00:20:46,646 OK, HERE YOU GO, BENJI. 546 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:48,848 AAH! 547 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,020 I'M AN INJURED MAN. TAKE IT EASY. 548 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:53,453 YOU FELL OUT OF A TREE. SHAKE IT OFF. 549 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,924 VICTIM WAS FRANK MOORE. HE WAS 31. 550 00:20:54,924 --> 00:20:59,329 GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SOUL WAS RIGHT UNDERNEATH OUR NOSES THE WHOLE TIME. 551 00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:00,259 POOR FRANK. 552 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,792 I ALWAYS KNEW JOGGING WAS BAD FOR YOU. 553 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,934 WE SHOULD GO JOGGING. 554 00:21:04,934 --> 00:21:06,536 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? DID YOU-- 555 00:21:06,536 --> 00:21:08,668 DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME SAY JOGGING BAD? 556 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:09,899 NO, NO, SOCK, THINK ABOUT IT. 557 00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:12,402 WHAT BETTER WAY TO LURE HIM OUT INTO THE OPEN? 558 00:21:12,402 --> 00:21:14,604 ALL RIGHT, WAIT, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 559 00:21:14,604 --> 00:21:16,776 YOU WANT US TO GO JOGGING 560 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,480 IN THE CREEPY WOODS WHERE THE SOUL HAS BEEN KILLING PEOPLE? 561 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,513 YEAH. OK, LET'S GO. 562 00:21:23,513 --> 00:21:25,455 COME ON, BEN. 563 00:21:25,455 --> 00:21:27,717 I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA, SAM. 564 00:21:27,717 --> 00:21:29,489 WHY DID I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS? 565 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:31,591 ALL RIGHT, STOP. STOP, STOP, STOP. 566 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,292 I CAN'T-- I CAN'T BREATHE. 567 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,023 LET'S STOP. 568 00:21:34,023 --> 00:21:36,696 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A BREATHER. 569 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:37,527 OK. [PANTING] 570 00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:39,929 I'M NOT LOVING THIS OUTFIT EITHER, SAM. 571 00:21:39,929 --> 00:21:42,632 I FEEL LIKE A GIANT TRAFFIC CONE. 572 00:21:42,632 --> 00:21:43,673 SOCK, WE WANT THE SOUL TO SEE US. 573 00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:46,436 I'M PRETTY SURE THE SPACE SHUTTLE COULD SEE US, BEN. 574 00:21:46,436 --> 00:21:47,377 ALL RIGHT. COME ON. 575 00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:48,738 WE GOTTA KEEP MOVING. LET'S GO. 576 00:21:48,738 --> 00:21:50,309 COME ON. 577 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,982 COME ON! 578 00:21:55,885 --> 00:21:57,547 OK. 579 00:21:57,547 --> 00:21:58,748 OK, LET'S GO. 580 00:21:58,748 --> 00:22:01,821 Ben: COME ON, THERE YOU GO. 581 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,752 Sock: OK, I GOT ANOTHER ONE. 582 00:22:02,752 --> 00:22:04,624 SUPER GIRL OR WONDER WOMAN? Sam: WONDER WOMAN. 583 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:05,725 Ben: DEFINITELY WONDER WOMAN. 584 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:08,057 SOMETHING TO BE SAID FOR A WOMAN WHO'S INTO BONDAGE, YOU KNOW? 585 00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:10,360 LOVE IT. [CELL PHONE RINGS] 586 00:22:10,360 --> 00:22:10,830 WHO WAS THAT? CADY? 587 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,031 YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER RIGHT NOW. 588 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,764 I DON'T KNOW, SAMMY. YOU IGNORE THE SPAWN OF SATAN, 589 00:22:14,764 --> 00:22:16,035 SOMETHING BAD MIGHT HAPPEN. 590 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,768 [WOMAN SCREAMING] WHAT WAS THAT? 591 00:22:18,768 --> 00:22:20,410 COME ON. 592 00:22:20,410 --> 00:22:22,972 OH! OH, MY GOD. 593 00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:25,074 WHOA. 594 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,079 HE BROKE HER NECK. 595 00:22:30,079 --> 00:22:32,351 I THINK HE'S CLOSE. 596 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,123 YEAH, YOU THINK? 597 00:22:34,123 --> 00:22:35,555 WHAT WAS THAT? 598 00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:38,688 WHERE IS HE? 599 00:22:54,704 --> 00:22:57,376 DON'T...MOVE. 600 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,808 WHAT? WHAT? 601 00:22:58,808 --> 00:23:00,650 WHY? 602 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:01,551 OH! 603 00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:03,152 GOD! OH, GOD! 604 00:23:03,152 --> 00:23:04,414 GUYS, GET ME OUT OF HERE! 605 00:23:04,414 --> 00:23:06,786 CALM DOWN, SOCK, WE'LL GET YOU OUT. 606 00:23:06,786 --> 00:23:07,617 NO, GET THE SOUL! 607 00:23:07,617 --> 00:23:09,088 YOU JUST SAID TO GET YOU OUT! 608 00:23:09,088 --> 00:23:09,889 I KNOW! I KNOW, STOP! 609 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:10,920 YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT! GET ME OUT! 610 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,922 MAKE UP YOUR MIND, SOCK! WHAT DO YOU WANT? 611 00:23:12,922 --> 00:23:14,594 GET THE SOUL! GET IT! 612 00:23:14,594 --> 00:23:15,965 SHH. SHH. WHAT? 613 00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:17,627 HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE. 614 00:23:17,627 --> 00:23:20,530 HUH? WHAT? 615 00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:21,571 OK, COME ON. 616 00:23:21,571 --> 00:23:23,573 COME ON OUT, HERBERT! 617 00:23:23,573 --> 00:23:26,736 IT'S OVER, LET'S GO! 618 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:31,140 OH, GOD. GUYS, LOOK OUT! SAM, SAM! 619 00:23:32,141 --> 00:23:34,143 BEN, SAM! 620 00:23:40,189 --> 00:23:43,653 SAM! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT! HOW DO YOU MAKE IT WORK? 621 00:23:43,653 --> 00:23:44,994 [DOGS BARKING] 622 00:23:44,994 --> 00:23:47,627 HUH? OH, MY GOD! 623 00:23:49,999 --> 00:23:52,562 [BARKING CONTINUES] 624 00:23:52,562 --> 00:23:54,203 HEY, COME ON. COME ON! 625 00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:56,806 [ALL GRUNTING] 626 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,912 [BARKING] 627 00:24:02,912 --> 00:24:04,113 I SAID COME! 628 00:24:04,113 --> 00:24:07,647 I'M SO SORRY. I HOPE THEY DIDN'T SCARE YOU. 629 00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:10,550 NO, NO, IT'S-- WE LOVE DOGS! 630 00:24:23,092 --> 00:24:25,164 DUDE, THIS IDEA OF YOURS BETTER WORK. 631 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:28,768 IT WILL. THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO MAKE AN INVISIBLE SOUL VISIBLE. 632 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,139 PAINT BALL! 633 00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:31,601 I KILL AT PAINT BALL. 634 00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:33,172 HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK THE DEVIL 635 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,203 TO HELP US ON THIS ONE. 636 00:24:34,203 --> 00:24:35,204 HE'S NOT GOING TO HELP US. 637 00:24:35,204 --> 00:24:36,105 HE LOVES WATCHING ME FREAK OUT. 638 00:24:36,105 --> 00:24:38,778 Ted, on P.A.: SAM OLIVER, YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED IN AISLE FOUR. 639 00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:42,512 OH, DAMN, I GOTTA GO HELP TED INSTALL THOSE NEW SECURITY CAMERAS. 640 00:24:42,512 --> 00:24:45,054 WILL YOU GUYS TAKE CARE OF THIS? 641 00:24:45,054 --> 00:24:46,586 READY? UH-HUH. 642 00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:48,257 COME ON. 643 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,492 THESE CAMERAS COST ME AN ARM AND A LEG, SAM. 644 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,525 WATCH IT UP THERE. 645 00:25:00,269 --> 00:25:01,771 AH, THE INNOCENCE OF YOUTH. 646 00:25:01,771 --> 00:25:04,734 I BET THE LAST TIME YOU SAT AT ONE OF THESE LITTLE DESKS, 647 00:25:04,734 --> 00:25:07,506 YOU HAD DREAMS OF GREAT THINGS. 648 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,681 AND LOOK AT YOU NOW, SAM. WORKING A MINIMUM WAGE JOB, 649 00:25:11,681 --> 00:25:13,212 LIVING IN A DUMPY APARTMENT, 650 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:15,044 AND DOING THE DEVIL'S DIRTY WORK. 651 00:25:15,044 --> 00:25:17,146 [CHUCKLES] SEEING RED NOW, SAMMY? 652 00:25:17,146 --> 00:25:19,989 VERY FUNNY. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HERBERT WAS INVISIBLE? 653 00:25:19,989 --> 00:25:22,221 WELL, I SAID THAT NOBODY EVER SAW HERBERT. 654 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:25,755 I FIGURED WITH YOUR GENIUS WIT, YOU'D PIECE IT TOGETHER. 655 00:25:25,755 --> 00:25:29,228 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BEING INVISIBLE IS THE PERFECT CAMOUFLAGE? 656 00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,561 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, SAMMY. 657 00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:32,862 WITH ALL YOUR NEW FOUND CONFIDENCE, 658 00:25:32,862 --> 00:25:35,765 I THOUGHT YOU'D PASS THIS TEST WITH FLYING COLORS. 659 00:25:35,765 --> 00:25:38,007 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL. 660 00:25:38,007 --> 00:25:39,208 NO, I'M NOT GOING TO FAIL. 661 00:25:39,208 --> 00:25:41,270 JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. 662 00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:43,542 LIKE THESE? 663 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:44,213 GLASSES? 664 00:25:44,213 --> 00:25:47,577 THEY HELP YOU SEE THE TRUE FACE OF EVIL. 665 00:25:48,177 --> 00:25:48,578 OH. 666 00:25:48,578 --> 00:25:52,752 HMM. YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT, SAM. 667 00:25:52,752 --> 00:25:54,654 TRUST ME. 668 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:57,156 UNLESS YOU BROUGHT A CHANGE OF UNDERWEAR. 669 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:58,958 WELL, GO ON, SAY IT. 670 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:02,261 YOU'RE NOT AS GOOD AS YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE. 671 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:02,762 YOU NEED ME. 672 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,635 FORGET THAT. TAKE THEM BACK, YOU CAN HAVE THESE. 673 00:26:05,635 --> 00:26:06,936 I DON'T NEED YOU. 674 00:26:06,936 --> 00:26:08,968 OH, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE. 675 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:13,202 WELL, I GUESS WE'RE TAKING OFF THE TRAINING WHEELS. 676 00:26:13,202 --> 00:26:14,203 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 677 00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:15,344 THIS'LL BE FUN TO WATCH. 678 00:26:15,344 --> 00:26:19,649 OH, YEAH. [CHUCKLES] GOOD LUCK, SAM. 679 00:26:36,325 --> 00:26:38,798 HEY, ANDI. 680 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:39,969 CADY, HI. 681 00:26:39,969 --> 00:26:41,300 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT, SAM'S NOT HERE. 682 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:43,272 I THINK HE'S MAKING A DELIVERY... OR SOMETHING. 683 00:26:43,272 --> 00:26:45,675 THAT'S OK. I ACTUALLY WANTED TO TALK TO YOU. 684 00:26:45,675 --> 00:26:47,937 OH, OK. WELL, WHAT'S UP? 685 00:26:47,937 --> 00:26:50,339 SOMETHING GOING ON WITH SAM? 686 00:26:50,339 --> 00:26:51,781 WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 687 00:26:51,781 --> 00:26:53,612 HE'S BEEN ACTING A LITTLE WEIRD LATELY. 688 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,315 YEAH, HE ALWAYS ACTS WEIRD. I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 689 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:59,018 YEAH, IT'S JUST HE'S BEEN A LITTLE DISTANT WITH ME. 690 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:01,350 YOU KNOW, LIKE I'D CALL HIM, LEAVE HIM A MESSAGE, 691 00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:02,852 AND HE HASN'T CALLED ME BACK. 692 00:27:02,852 --> 00:27:05,925 WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE HE'S JUST PREOCCUPIED. 693 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:08,027 YOU KNOW, WITH THE MOVE AND ALL. 694 00:27:08,027 --> 00:27:09,929 YEAH, THE MOVE. HMM. 695 00:27:09,929 --> 00:27:11,260 I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER 696 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:15,364 IF MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU. 697 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:17,266 ME? 698 00:27:17,266 --> 00:27:19,669 I KNOW YOU AND SAM HAD A THING. 699 00:27:19,669 --> 00:27:22,241 CADY...LISTEN. 700 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:24,744 ME AND SAM ARE FRIENDS. THAT'S IT. 701 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:28,177 WELL, I JUST-- I REALLY CARE ABOUT HIM, YOU KNOW? 702 00:27:28,177 --> 00:27:29,318 MM-HMM. 703 00:27:29,318 --> 00:27:32,351 I JUST WISH I KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON. 704 00:27:33,983 --> 00:27:35,755 Sam: OK, WE CAN SEE THE SOUL WHEN WE PAINT BALL HIM, 705 00:27:35,755 --> 00:27:37,326 BUT HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TRACK WHERE HE IS? 706 00:27:37,326 --> 00:27:39,388 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE GLASSES THE DEVIL GAVE TO YOU. 707 00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:42,692 NO, NO, WE DON'T NEED HIM. WE CAN DO IT ON OUR OWN. 708 00:27:42,692 --> 00:27:43,693 GUYS, PLEASE, WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF? 709 00:27:43,693 --> 00:27:47,396 CAN WE JUST NOT TALK ABOUT DEMONS AND DEVILS FOR 5 MINUTES? 710 00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:48,437 I WANT TO GO IN THERE. 711 00:27:48,437 --> 00:27:49,969 I WANT TO EAT MY GOURMET MAC AND CHEESE, 712 00:27:49,969 --> 00:27:54,103 AND I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH MY 2 FAVORITE DOMESTIC GODS, ALL RIGHT? 713 00:27:54,103 --> 00:27:55,905 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 714 00:27:55,905 --> 00:27:58,047 Steve: JUST A MINUTE. [DRILL WHIRRING] 715 00:27:58,047 --> 00:27:59,809 NICE THREADS. 716 00:27:59,809 --> 00:28:00,710 THANK YOU, I KNOW. 717 00:28:00,710 --> 00:28:02,281 STEVE AND TONY TOOK ME SHOPPING. 718 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:03,282 IT'S LIKE LIVING NEXT DOOR 719 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,914 TO QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY. 720 00:28:04,914 --> 00:28:06,355 WHAT'S UP WITH THE POWER TOOLS? 721 00:28:06,355 --> 00:28:07,416 I DON'T KNOW. 722 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:09,218 HEY, RIGHT ON TIME. COME ON IN. 723 00:28:09,218 --> 00:28:10,359 ALL RIGHT! 724 00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,091 NICE PLACE. 725 00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,362 WELL, IT'S HOME. 726 00:28:13,362 --> 00:28:16,025 HEY, HEY, HEY, WHO NEEDS A DRINK? 727 00:28:16,025 --> 00:28:16,966 WE BROUGHT BEER. 728 00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:17,767 OH, THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL. 729 00:28:17,767 --> 00:28:19,899 GIVE THAT TO HIM. I'M GOING TO GO GET THE HORS D'OEUVRES. 730 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,470 YOU GUYS MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE. 731 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,301 YOU, BAR. 732 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:24,003 BAR. ALL RIGHT, I LIKE IT. 733 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:25,204 YEAH, YOU CLEAN UP NICE. 734 00:28:25,204 --> 00:28:27,336 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 735 00:28:27,336 --> 00:28:29,278 OH, MY GOD. 736 00:28:29,278 --> 00:28:32,241 YOU HAVE AN '89 GLENFIDDICH IN A SPODE BOTTLE? 737 00:28:32,241 --> 00:28:33,983 GLENFIDDICH, YEAH. YOU A FAN? 738 00:28:33,983 --> 00:28:35,184 WELL, I MEAN, I KNEW IT EXISTED, 739 00:28:35,184 --> 00:28:37,316 I JUST NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE ONE UP THIS CLOSE. 740 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,288 IT IS BEAUTIFUL. 741 00:28:39,288 --> 00:28:40,950 AND TASTY-LOOKING. 742 00:28:40,950 --> 00:28:42,291 LET ME POUR YOU A GLASS. 743 00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:44,453 OK. [LAUGHS] 744 00:28:45,895 --> 00:28:47,997 YOU GUYS DO A LOT OF CHARITY WORK. 745 00:28:47,997 --> 00:28:49,759 WELL, WE ENJOY HELPING OTHERS. 746 00:28:49,759 --> 00:28:51,400 IT'S GOOD FOR THE SOUL. 747 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,333 YEAH. YEAH, I ONCE GAVE A HOMELESS GUY 748 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,165 IN FRONT OF THE WORK BENCH HALF MY SANDWICH, 749 00:28:56,165 --> 00:28:57,466 SO I CAN DIG IT. YOU REMEMBER THAT. 750 00:28:57,466 --> 00:29:00,139 YEAH, I REMEMBER. OH, THAT WAS KIND OF YOU. 751 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:01,310 FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN. 752 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:04,413 WHO WANTS PANCETTA-WRAPPED SHRIMP? 753 00:29:04,413 --> 00:29:05,344 GOD, YES. 754 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:09,518 HELP YOURSELVES, THERE'S PLENTY MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. 755 00:29:09,518 --> 00:29:12,251 BUT SAVE ROOM FOR THE MAC AND CHEESE. 756 00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,023 THIS IS BETTER THAN MY MOM'S COOKING. 757 00:29:14,023 --> 00:29:15,384 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT EMERIL SAYS-- 758 00:29:15,384 --> 00:29:17,857 Both: PORK FAT RULES. [LAUGHTER] 759 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:20,229 OH, DO IT AGAIN. 760 00:29:20,229 --> 00:29:21,160 OH, MAN! 761 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,291 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 762 00:29:22,291 --> 00:29:24,033 I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT. 763 00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:27,136 COME WITH ME TO THE KITCHEN. YOU BOYS CONTINUE, BA BA BA! 764 00:29:27,136 --> 00:29:30,269 TONY SPILLS FOOD ON HIMSELF ALL THE TIME. 765 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,501 I HAVE TO BUY THESE PENS IN BULK. 766 00:29:32,501 --> 00:29:34,243 [CHUCKLES] 767 00:29:34,243 --> 00:29:38,347 HEY, STEVEN, WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS? 768 00:29:38,347 --> 00:29:39,278 OH. 769 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,380 THOSE ARE, UH, POWER SANDERS. 770 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:45,014 WE'RE PUTTING UP SOME CROWN MOLDING. 771 00:29:45,014 --> 00:29:46,215 WOW. 772 00:29:46,215 --> 00:29:47,116 THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 773 00:29:47,116 --> 00:29:48,157 I'LL YOU WHAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 774 00:29:48,157 --> 00:29:50,219 CHECK OUT THE SECURITY SYSTEM IN HERE. 775 00:29:50,219 --> 00:29:51,790 I'M IN HOME SECURITY, 776 00:29:51,790 --> 00:29:53,362 SO PRIVACY IS SUPER IMPORTANT TO US. 777 00:29:53,362 --> 00:29:56,195 WE GOT TOP OF THE LINE CAMERAS ALL OVER, 778 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,266 AND THOSE MOTION DETECTORS, 779 00:29:57,266 --> 00:29:59,568 THEY PROTECT US AGAINST ALL THE THREATS 780 00:29:59,568 --> 00:30:01,400 YOU CAN'T SEE. 781 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,471 REALLY? 782 00:30:02,471 --> 00:30:06,305 YEAH. AND THIS SHIRT IS DONE. 783 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:07,907 GOOD AS NEW. 784 00:30:07,907 --> 00:30:10,309 THANK YOU. DINNER'S SERVED. 785 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:27,426 LIKE GEORGE C. SCOTT SAYS, 786 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:29,358 YOU GOTTA DRESS BRAVE TO BE BRAVE, BOYS. 787 00:30:29,358 --> 00:30:31,500 THAT WAS GENERAL PATTON, YOU IDIOT. 788 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,331 SAME GUY. 789 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,263 ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS. 790 00:30:34,263 --> 00:30:37,266 GO TIME. 791 00:30:53,182 --> 00:30:56,125 WHAT THE-- 792 00:30:56,125 --> 00:30:59,989 [SIGHS] YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 793 00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:04,193 MORNING, TED. 794 00:31:04,193 --> 00:31:05,164 YOU SEE? 795 00:31:05,164 --> 00:31:07,066 YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 796 00:31:07,066 --> 00:31:09,038 YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE A MORNING PERSON. 797 00:31:09,038 --> 00:31:12,141 NO, THE CAMERAS. SOMEBODY STOLE THE CAMERAS. 798 00:31:12,141 --> 00:31:14,003 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 799 00:31:14,003 --> 00:31:14,974 THAT'S NOT FUNNY. YES, IT IS. 800 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:18,577 THIS IS HORRIBLE. NOW I GOTTA BUY CAMERAS TO WATCH THE CAMERAS. 801 00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,380 WELL, IS ANYTHING ELSE MISSING? 802 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,281 I GUESS NOT. 803 00:31:22,281 --> 00:31:24,053 WELL, YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL. 804 00:31:24,053 --> 00:31:25,184 THANKFUL? 805 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:27,186 THANKFUL? 806 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,889 WHOA, WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PEOPLE? 807 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:32,521 WHAT IS--A CHARITY RUN? 808 00:31:32,521 --> 00:31:34,193 YEAH, RIGHT THROUGH THE SOUL'S HUNTING GROUND. 809 00:31:34,193 --> 00:31:38,127 YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST PUT A FREAKIN' BULLS EYE ON MY BACK. 810 00:31:38,127 --> 00:31:39,068 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 811 00:31:39,068 --> 00:31:41,400 YOU GO KICK INVISIBLE'S ASS. I GOT THIS. 812 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,571 SOCK, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT? 813 00:31:42,571 --> 00:31:45,004 IN THE WORDS OF GANDALF THE GREAT, 814 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,275 THEY SHALL NOT PASS. 815 00:31:46,275 --> 00:31:48,107 IT'S "YOU SHALL NOT PASS." 816 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:51,140 WHATEVER, BEN, IT'S AM MOVIE, OK? 817 00:31:51,140 --> 00:31:52,611 WHATEVER. GO. 818 00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:55,144 GO, GO, GO. 819 00:31:58,187 --> 00:32:00,049 WHAT WAS THAT? A SQUIRREL. 820 00:32:00,049 --> 00:32:01,120 [WOODPECKER PECKING] 821 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,093 IS THAT HIM? WOODPECKER. 822 00:32:05,694 --> 00:32:08,027 YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A NATURE GUY, ARE YOU? 823 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:13,132 I TOLD YOU, MY PARENTS WERE A LITTLE OVERPROTECTIVE. 824 00:32:14,363 --> 00:32:16,635 [TWIGS SNAPPING] 825 00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:19,008 WELL, WHAT IS IT? 826 00:32:19,008 --> 00:32:21,640 HE'S CLOSE. 827 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:25,244 WHOA-OH, STOP! STOP, STOP, STOP! 828 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,515 HEY! WHOA! I'M SORRY, STOP! 829 00:32:26,515 --> 00:32:27,546 I CAN'T LET YOU THROUGH HERE TODAY. 830 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:31,120 WE'RE WITH PROTECT THE TREES. WE'VE GOT A PERMIT. 831 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,451 SORRY, ALL PERMITS HAVE BEEN REVOKED. 832 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,353 GIVE IT, COME ON. GIVE IT, GIVE IT. 833 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,425 EXCUSE ME? GIVE IT! 834 00:32:36,425 --> 00:32:38,057 [SIGHS, SNIFFS] 835 00:32:38,057 --> 00:32:40,089 WE'RE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THE TREES. 836 00:32:40,089 --> 00:32:44,033 IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SAVE AND PROTECT TREES... 837 00:32:44,033 --> 00:32:46,996 SHOW THEM SOME LOVE. 838 00:32:46,996 --> 00:32:50,069 PHYSICALLY. 839 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:54,173 COME ON OUT, HERMAN! YOU COWARD! 840 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:57,006 LOOK THAT WAY. 841 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:02,981 OVER THERE. 842 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:05,314 THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. DON'T BE SHY. 843 00:33:05,314 --> 00:33:06,015 GO ON, PICK A TREE. 844 00:33:06,015 --> 00:33:09,058 AND JUST HUG IT, AND DON'T EVER LET GO. 845 00:33:09,058 --> 00:33:10,659 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, ENJOY. 846 00:33:10,659 --> 00:33:12,991 I'LL BE BACK IN TEN, OK? 847 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,124 OK. 848 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:23,001 [GUNSHOTS] 849 00:33:27,136 --> 00:33:28,737 GET OUT THE VESSEL! 850 00:33:28,737 --> 00:33:29,678 WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT! 851 00:33:29,678 --> 00:33:31,380 NO, YOU HAD IT! DO YOU REMEMBER? 852 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:33,242 NO, I DIDN'T! 853 00:33:35,384 --> 00:33:38,217 Both: SOCK! 854 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,253 [GROANING] 855 00:33:47,556 --> 00:33:50,629 [GRUNTING] AAH! 856 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:53,702 HEY, LET HIM GO! 857 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:58,607 Sam and Ben: SOCK! 858 00:33:58,607 --> 00:34:00,809 [GUNSHOTS] GUYS? 859 00:34:00,809 --> 00:34:03,472 I'M COMING! 860 00:34:03,472 --> 00:34:05,574 [GUNSHOTS] 861 00:34:06,815 --> 00:34:09,678 [YELLING] 862 00:34:09,678 --> 00:34:10,719 BACK OFF, HERBIE! 863 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:13,382 [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING] 864 00:34:13,382 --> 00:34:15,424 FACE, BEN, FACE! 865 00:34:16,825 --> 00:34:19,658 QUICK, THROW ME THE VESSEL! 866 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:24,833 [WHIRRING] 867 00:34:34,103 --> 00:34:36,675 YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT! 868 00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:38,647 YEAH! YEAH! 869 00:34:38,647 --> 00:34:41,410 [ALL CHEERING] 870 00:34:41,410 --> 00:34:42,851 OH, MAN. WE GOT HIM. 871 00:34:42,851 --> 00:34:46,685 OH, THAT WAS DISGUSTING. I'M OFFICIALLY OVER SMOOTHIES. 872 00:34:46,685 --> 00:34:49,218 [CHEERING] 873 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,733 OK, WOULD SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY CAMERAS? 874 00:35:04,733 --> 00:35:06,405 IS THIS SOMEBODY'S IDEA OF A JOKE? 875 00:35:06,405 --> 00:35:08,837 'CAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY. 876 00:35:10,539 --> 00:35:13,111 [LAUGHS] PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE THE GENIUS 877 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,883 WHO STOLE TED'S SECURITY SYSTEM. 878 00:35:14,883 --> 00:35:18,287 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 879 00:35:18,287 --> 00:35:19,448 OH, OK. 880 00:35:19,448 --> 00:35:22,251 SO... HOW'S CADY? 881 00:35:22,251 --> 00:35:24,593 SHE'S GOOD. 882 00:35:24,593 --> 00:35:26,124 GOOD. 883 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:28,697 SO YOU GUYS ARE GOOD? 884 00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:31,300 YEAH. ANDI, THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD. 885 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:33,602 I KNOW, I KNOW, LISTEN, SHE CAME TO SEE ME. 886 00:35:33,602 --> 00:35:36,405 SHE DID--WHAT DID SHE WANT? WHAT DID SHE SAY? 887 00:35:36,405 --> 00:35:39,338 UM, YOU KNOW, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT WHAT SHE SAID, 888 00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:41,670 MORE HOW SHE SAID IT. 889 00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:43,141 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 890 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,215 LISTEN, I KNOW THAT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE IS YOUR BUSINESS, 891 00:35:46,215 --> 00:35:48,777 BUT I REALLY WOULD BE CAREFUL WITH CADY. 892 00:35:48,777 --> 00:35:51,320 I JUST GET A WEIRD VIBE, 893 00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,623 AND I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 894 00:35:55,324 --> 00:35:57,756 ALL RIGHT. 895 00:36:06,795 --> 00:36:08,667 Devil: HEY, CLASSY DIGS, SAMMY. 896 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,339 I REALLY LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE. 897 00:36:10,339 --> 00:36:13,742 LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY HOST TODAY. I GOTTA GO MEET CADY. 898 00:36:13,742 --> 00:36:17,246 OOH, I SENSE TENSION IN YOUR VOICE. 899 00:36:17,246 --> 00:36:18,847 TROUBLE IN PARADISE? 900 00:36:18,847 --> 00:36:20,679 YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 901 00:36:20,679 --> 00:36:23,282 HEY, HEY, COME ON NOW. 902 00:36:23,282 --> 00:36:26,815 I TOLD YOU BEFORE, YOU'RE MUCH MORE THAN JUST AN EMPLOYEE. 903 00:36:26,815 --> 00:36:29,518 I CARE ABOUT YOU. 904 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:31,890 [KEYS CLANGING] 905 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,662 ALL RIGHT, FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT? 906 00:36:33,662 --> 00:36:34,763 THERE IS SOMETHING. 907 00:36:34,763 --> 00:36:36,525 AH. SEE, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT. 908 00:36:36,525 --> 00:36:37,796 GO ON. LAY IT ON ME. 909 00:36:37,796 --> 00:36:39,928 GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST. 910 00:36:39,928 --> 00:36:42,601 YOU HAVING TROUBLE SATISFYING HER? 911 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,202 NO, I'M DOING JUST FINE, THANK YOU. 912 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,775 OH, COME ON, I'M JUST TRYING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH YOU. 913 00:36:46,775 --> 00:36:49,238 DON'T BE SO SENSITIVE. 914 00:36:49,238 --> 00:36:49,778 TALK TO ME. 915 00:36:49,778 --> 00:36:52,881 [SIGHS] ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. I'M GONNA ASK YOU SOMETHING, 916 00:36:52,881 --> 00:36:53,882 AND FOR ONCE... 917 00:36:53,882 --> 00:36:56,415 I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER. 918 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,617 OOH. SOUNDS SERIOUS. 919 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,949 WILL YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH? 920 00:37:01,790 --> 00:37:02,751 ALL RIGHT. 921 00:37:02,751 --> 00:37:06,425 IS CADY YOUR DAUGHTER? 922 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,760 NO. 923 00:37:12,501 --> 00:37:13,762 SEE, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 924 00:37:13,762 --> 00:37:15,564 AND THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. 925 00:37:15,564 --> 00:37:16,805 IF YOU REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL, 926 00:37:16,805 --> 00:37:19,908 YOU SHOULDN'T LET ANYTHING COME BETWEEN YOU. 927 00:37:20,639 --> 00:37:23,011 ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO CONGRATULATE YOU, MAN. 928 00:37:23,011 --> 00:37:27,376 LOOKS LIKE YOU CAUGHT HERBIE ALL BY YOURSELF. 929 00:37:27,376 --> 00:37:30,649 I GUESS YOU REALLY DON'T NEED ME ALL THE TIME. 930 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:31,420 WELL, THANK YOU. 931 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:36,825 [CHUCKLES] HEY, WHY DON'T YOU KEEP THESE AS A SOUVENIR? 932 00:37:37,556 --> 00:37:42,331 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO SEE SOMEBODY'S... 933 00:37:42,331 --> 00:37:44,663 TRUE COLORS. 934 00:37:47,796 --> 00:37:50,599 [SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 935 00:38:11,059 --> 00:38:13,622 HEY. 936 00:38:14,022 --> 00:38:15,724 HEY. 937 00:38:15,724 --> 00:38:17,566 WE NEED TO TALK. 938 00:38:17,566 --> 00:38:19,368 I KNOW. I KNOW. 939 00:38:19,368 --> 00:38:22,300 LISTEN, I KNOW I'VE BEEN DISTANT, 940 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,002 AND I'M-- AND I'M SORRY, 941 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:27,476 BUT...THE TRUTH IS-- 942 00:38:27,476 --> 00:38:29,778 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, SAM. 943 00:38:29,778 --> 00:38:32,911 LOOK, I WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME. 944 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:35,083 I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO NEW MEXICO. 945 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,746 I'M GOING TO SEE MY MOM FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. 946 00:38:37,746 --> 00:38:40,048 I NEED A LITTLE SPACE. 947 00:38:40,048 --> 00:38:41,690 WAIT, WHAT? NO. 948 00:38:41,690 --> 00:38:43,051 THINGS ARE GOOD. 949 00:38:43,051 --> 00:38:44,092 THINGS ARE NOT GOOD. 950 00:38:44,092 --> 00:38:47,496 SAM, YOU DON'T RETURN MY PHONE CALLS. 951 00:38:47,496 --> 00:38:49,398 YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME. 952 00:38:49,398 --> 00:38:52,000 YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME YOU MOVED. 953 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,462 I-I KNOW. 954 00:38:53,462 --> 00:38:55,634 I'M SORRY. 955 00:38:55,864 --> 00:38:59,668 LOOK, I THINK, UM, I THINK THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR US. 956 00:38:59,668 --> 00:39:05,674 WE'LL JUST TAKE SOME TIME, AND WE'LL THINK THINGS THROUGH. 957 00:39:08,016 --> 00:39:11,720 WE'LL TALK WHEN I GET BACK. 958 00:39:12,921 --> 00:39:15,624 [SIGHS] 959 00:39:17,726 --> 00:39:20,459 [MUSIC PLAYING] 960 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:24,693 YOU KNOW WHAT, I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS A GOAT CHEESE PERSON, 961 00:39:24,693 --> 00:39:26,565 BUT THIS STUFF ISN'T BAD. 962 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,666 OH, YOU SHOULD TRY THE CRAP DIP. 963 00:39:27,666 --> 00:39:29,938 I'M TELLING YOU, STEVE AND TONY, NEW IDOLS. 964 00:39:29,938 --> 00:39:31,540 I LOVE THOSE GUYS. 965 00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:32,801 OH, THEY'RE GOING IN MY TOP 8. 966 00:39:32,801 --> 00:39:34,643 THAT'S QUITE NICE OF YOU. YEAH. 967 00:39:34,643 --> 00:39:36,845 HEY, BUDDY--HEY. HEY. 968 00:39:36,845 --> 00:39:38,977 CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING, OR...? 969 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:40,579 YEAH, CRAP DIP? 970 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,950 NO, NO, I'M GOOD. 971 00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:43,712 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, SAMMY, COME ON. 972 00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:45,554 CADY WILL COME CRAWLING BACK TO YOU IN A WEEK 973 00:39:45,554 --> 00:39:48,787 WHEN SHE REALIZES HOW MUCH SHE MISSES YOUR MAN MUSCLE. 974 00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:50,619 ABSOLUTELY. IT'S JUST A HIATUS. 975 00:39:50,619 --> 00:39:53,562 HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS-- HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MY SHIRTS? 976 00:39:53,562 --> 00:39:55,664 YES. YES, STEVE AND TONY HAVE THEM. 977 00:39:55,664 --> 00:39:57,666 THEY NEED TO BE LAUNDERED, RIGHT? 978 00:39:57,666 --> 00:39:59,167 THAT'S RIGHT. 979 00:39:59,167 --> 00:40:01,970 YOU GUYS THINK IT'S KIND OF WEIRD WE REPLACED OUR PARENTS 980 00:40:01,970 --> 00:40:03,872 WITH A COUPLE OF GAY DUDES? 981 00:40:03,872 --> 00:40:07,436 WEIRD, SAM? NO. GENIUS. 982 00:40:07,436 --> 00:40:09,778 [CHUCKLES] 983 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:14,643 [POWER TOOLS WHIRRING] 984 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,145 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 985 00:40:17,145 --> 00:40:19,417 STEVE? TONY? [KNOCKING] 986 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,520 [POWER TOOLS WHIRRING] 987 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,152 GUYS? 988 00:40:33,462 --> 00:40:38,206 SOMETIMES I THINK IT'D BE EASIER JUST TO WEAR A HAT. 989 00:40:38,206 --> 00:40:39,668 [CHUCKLES] 990 00:40:39,668 --> 00:40:40,609 WHAT? NO! 991 00:40:40,609 --> 00:40:41,770 DO YOU THINK I LOOK FAT? 992 00:40:41,770 --> 00:40:44,012 NO, YOU LOOK GREAT. I THINK YOU'VE LOST WEIGHT, 993 00:40:44,012 --> 00:40:45,944 'CAUSE THE HORNS LOOK BIGGER. 994 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:46,915 THINK I LOST WEIGHT? 995 00:40:46,915 --> 00:40:49,678 YOU LOOK GREAT. I'M REALLY TRYING. 996 00:40:49,678 --> 00:40:51,049 I KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN SO DISCIPLINED, 997 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:52,821 AND I REALLY THINK-- 998 00:40:54,222 --> 00:40:57,486 WHAT'S A MATTER WITH YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST SAW A GHOST. 999 00:40:57,486 --> 00:41:00,088 NO, WORSE. DEMONS. 1000 00:41:00,088 --> 00:41:00,859 WHAT? WHERE? 1001 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,531 NEXT DOOR, STEVE AND TONY. 1002 00:41:02,531 --> 00:41:04,633 THEY'RE BOTH DEMONS. 1003 00:41:04,633 --> 00:41:07,496 OH, MY--[COUGHING] 69550

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