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COME ON, KYLE, TIME TO SKEDADDLEYâDOO.
OKAY, KYLE, YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE FACE
BY MISSING YOUR FLIGHT TO TOKYO, DO YOU?
MUSHI, MUSHI, MUSHI!
LOOK, LOOK, YOU ALL COULD GET RID OF ME
A LOT QUICKER
IF YOU JUST INSTALLED A TRAP DOOR.
SORRY, DOG.
IT'S JUST WITH YOU OUT OF TOWN
IT GIVES SYNCLAIRE AND I
OUR FIRST CHANCE AT COHABITATION.
FOR THE NEXT FOUR DAYS
WE'LL BE CONDUCTING AN EXPERIMENT
IN DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIP.
AND DOING THE WILD THING IN EVERY BLESSED ROOM.
MMM, YES, MAMA.
YES, YES.
OKAY, YOU TWO ENJOY
AND, UH, BRO... IF YOU USE MY ROOM
I WILL KNOW.
SAYONARA, SHORTYâSAN.
BUHâBYE.
BYEâBYE, ALL RIGHT, NOW.
YEAH.
WELL, MY SIMULATED SPOUSE
WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
MAKE A GROCERY LIST
UH, BALANCE THE CHECKBOOK, UH...
LET'S HIT THE COUCH.
ALL RIGHT.
( Knocking )
IGNORE THAT KNOCK.
( Knocking )
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT'S OPPORTUNITY?
( Both grunting )
WHOO!
HI!
ARE YOU THE PRETEND MARRIED COUPLE
THAT JUST MOVED IN?
WE'RE HERE TO WELCOME YOU
TO THE BROWNSTONE.
ACTUALLY, WE'RE WITH THE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.
WE WATCHED YOU CARRY IN SOME GROCERIES
AND WE HUNGRY.
WHAT'S CRACKING?
âȘ WE ARE LIVING âȘ
âȘ SINGLE âȘ
âȘ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD âȘ
âȘ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS âȘ
âȘ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP âȘ âȘ WHAT? âȘ
âȘ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP âȘ âȘ THAT'S RIGHT âȘ
âȘ WHENEVER THIS LIFE GETS TOUGH âȘ
âȘ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH âȘ
âȘ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT âȘ
âȘ TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE âȘ
âȘ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT âȘ
âȘ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. âȘ
[Captioning sponsored by FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
[and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION]
( Chuckles )
( knocking )
ROOM SERVICE!
( laughs )
SHUT THE DOOR, SHUT THE DOOR.
I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT.
SOME LUNATIC MISTOOK ME FOR DIANA ROSS
AND CHASED ME DOWN FIFTH AVENUE.
SO, WHAT WAS YOUR COVER STORY?
I TOLD THE GIRLS I WAS IN PHILLY VISITING MY MOTHER.
OH... HAâHA!
THEY WILL NEVER TRACE US HERE!
( Knocking )
BUSTED! QUICK, UNDER THE BED!
GLASS FOR YOU
AND ONE...
FOR YOUR SHY COMPANION.
I HOPE YOU GOT CORN NUTS TO GO WITH IT.
OH, IT'S FROM MY BOSS.
HEY, HEY...
LOOK HERE.
I THOUGHT WE AGREED.
SECURITY ON THIS NEED TO BE AT LEVEL FIVE.
MAXINE, OFTEN THE MOST BRILLIANT RUSE
IS THAT WHICH IS CLOSEST TO THE TRUTH.
YEAH, I TOLD MY BOSS I WAS HAVING A CARNAL RENDEZVOUS
BUT WITH PAM GRIER.
SO, I'M FOXY BROWN, HUH?
UHâHUH.
YEAH, WELL, NOW I CAN PRETEND YOU'RE SHAFT
WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.
( Chuckles ): YOU KNOW...
I WAS REALLY SURPRISED
WHEN YOU SUGGESTED THIS DANGEROUS LIAISON.
JUST REMEMBER, THIS IS NOT ABOUT ROMANCE.
THIS IS ABOUT SEX.
MMâHMM. THE WHOLE SEX
AND NOTHING BUT THE SEX.
COME ON NOW.
PLEASURE FOR PURE PLEASURE'S SAKE.
BOTTOM LINE:
THIS IS NOT A RENEWAL
OF OUR SAPPY SOâCALLED RELATIONSHIP.
MONDAY AT FIVE I GO BACK TO PUBLICLY LOATHING YOU.
I LOATHE YOU ALREADY.
YEAH, I FIND YOU UTTERLY...
DISGUSTING.
FIRST ONE TO BED GETS THE CHOCOLATE MINTS.
( Chuckling )
KHADIJAH, WOULD YOU LIKE MORE OF KYLE'S JUMBO SHRIMP?
NAH, THEY KIND OF LOST THEIR MAGIC
WHEN WE, UH, RAN OUT OF KYLE'S SPICY CHUTNEY.
WELL, WHAT AN EVENING.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
WE LAUGHED...
WE CRIED...
WE WORE OUT OUR WELCOME.
LET'S GO, LADIES.
LET'S GO. HERE WE GO.
OH, NOW, HOLD UP.
OVERTON SPENDS MORE TIME
IN OUR APARTMENT THAN THE CARPET.
IT IS FINALLY OUR TURN TO PLAY UNWANTED HOUSE GUEST
AND WE ARE GOING TO ENJOY EVERY HOUR OF IT.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, MY PAYBACK PARTNER?
THAT'S RIGHT.
MATTER OF FACT
I THINK IT'S TIME WE RAID THE FREEZER
AND THEN SETTLE IN FOR A MARATHON GAME OF JEOPARDY.
OHâOHâOH!
( Both chortling )
I TAKE "PAINS IN THE ASS" FOR 500.
OH, BE PATIENT, BABY.
I MEAN, THIS IS THE PERFECT TEST OF OUR ABILITY
TO HANDLE UNWELCOME GUESTS.
THE WAY TO HANDLE THEM IS TO SHOW THEM THE DOOR.
I SAY LET THEM STAY A WHILE.
I MEAN, IT WOULD BE GOOD TRAINING.
TRAINING?
IS THAT THE TYPE OF TRAINING WHERE I DO WHATEVER YOU SAY?
"OH, YES, OBIE.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, OBIE."
DON'T TAUNT ME, WOMAN.
YOU KEEP GOING LIKE THIS
TAUNTING IS ALL YOU GOING TO GET.
OH, LOOKY HERE.
I CAN BOYCOTT MYSELF, NOW
MRS. IâCLIPâMYâ TOENAILSâINâBED.
DON'T GO THERE, MR. STINKING BOOTS.
AH, HOLD UP.
NOW, THIS A REAL ARGUMENT OR AN EXPERIMENTAL ONE?
LET'S CALL IT EXPERIMENTAL
BUT WE SHOULD MAKE UP TO BE SURE.
TALK TO ME.
MMMâWOW!
YOU KNOW WHAT?
FORGET JEOPARDY.
WE GOING TO WATCH ROOTS UNCUT
ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL.
LADIES, IT'S 10;00.
YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR APARTMENT IS?
HEY!
( Chuckles )
THAT'S TEN MINUTES LONGER
THAN I THOUGHT WE COULD HAVE STAYED UP THERE.
HEY, LOU. HELLO, LADIES.
WOULD YOU ACCEPT THIS FOR MAX?
I'D LEAVE IT BY HER DOOR
BUT IT'S MARKED "PERISHABLE."
PROBABLY HER SHIPMENT
OF MEAT LOAVES OF MANY NATIONS.
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU. SURE.
HUH. CHECK THIS OUT.
IT'S FROM HER MOM
BUT, I MEAN, IF THEY'RE TOGETHER
WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST GIVE IT TO MAX?
UNLESS MAX ISN'T IN PHILLY AT ALL.
WHAT'S THIS I SMELL?
COULD IT BE...
DIRT?
WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE NANCY DREW OF THE PROJECTS.
I'M TELLING YOU, MAXINE IS UP TO SOMETHING.
MY MISSION...
AND I CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT...
IS TO FIND OUT WHAT SHE'S DOING.
OR WHO.
MAXINE!
WHOO!
WHAT ARE YOU...?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
WHAT IF SOMEBODY SEES YOU?
GET IN HERE.
KYLE, WE ARE ON THE 11th FLOOR.
WE DON'T KNOW ANY PIGEONS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, OLD MAN.
I'M COMING.
LOOK, I AM NOT THE ONE WHO IS PARANOID ABOUT PEOPLE
FINDING OUT ABOUT US.
I'M JUST TRYING TO GO WITH THE FLOW.
WHEN HAS MR. IRONâHISâDRAWERS EVER GONE WITH THE FLOW?
UH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHY
I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS.
WELL, IT SURE DIDN'T TAKE MUCH CONVINCING.
I SAID "KYLE, YOU WANT TO MEET ME"
AT THE ALEXANDER HOTEL THIS WEEKEND?"
YOU SAID, "WHAT THE HELL."
YOU KNOW, AND HELL IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM GETTING.
YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.
YOU ARE STILL THE SAME TORTURED SOUL.
YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY
HOW I ONLY FEEL TORTURED IN YOUR PRESENCE.
THAT'S IT.
I DON'T NEED THIS.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
PRESS.
ARE YOU AS HOT AS I AM?
HOTTER, BABY, HOTTER.
HMM. A FIVEâLETTER WORD MEANING "COMPLETE HAPPINESS".
OâBâIâE...
EXCLAMATION POINT.
BREAKFAST IS SERVED, MY HEAVENLY BODY.
BREAKFASTâINâCOUCHââ HOW SPECIAL.
CLOSE YOUR EYES, OBIE.
PICTURE US TWO YEARS FROM NOW
IN OUR CHIC, UPSCALE APARTMENT
ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE.
UH, DEAR HEART
UH, DON'T YOU MEAN OUR RUSTIC CATSKILLS COTTAGE?
WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN MANHATTAN
IF I'M TO CONQUER BROADWAY
AND JOIN THE RANKS OF LENA HORNE, STREISAND
AND THE INCOMPARABLE SANDY DUNCAN.
YEAH, BUT BABY, YOU KNOW I HAD MY HEART SET
ON BUILDING US A LOG LOVE BUNKER AMONGST THE BRAMBLES.
DARLING, I LOVE YOU, BUT GIVE ME PARK AVENUE.
OH, HOLD UP.
OKAY, TELL YOU WHAT.
IF YOU BECOME THE BELLE OF BROADWAY
WE'LL BE ABLE TO AFFORD A HELICOPTER
THAT CAN FLY BETWEEN OUR SWANKY APARTMENT
AND OUR RUSTIC RETREAT.
SO, WE CAN ENJOY THE PENTHOUSE DURING THE WEEK
AND THE OUTHOUSE ON THE WEEKEND.
THERE YOU GO.
CRISIS SOLVED.
YES.
I'LL START LOOKING FOR HELICOPTERS POSTHASTE.
AND MAKE SURE THERE'S ROOM
FOR OUR LOVEABLE ST. BERNARD.
ST. BERNARD?
GIRL, I DON'T WANT NO BIG OLD RUM HOUND.
CHILD, WE GETTING A ROTTWEILER
TO PROTECT THIS FAMILY.
DEVIL DOG FROM THE OMEN?
WELL, CUJO WAS A SAINT BERNARD LAST I CHECKED.
OH, COME ON, MAN.
ALL HE NEEDED WAS A RABIES SHOT.
YOU CAN'T GET A SHOT FOR THE DEVIL.
HE COULDN'T HELP IT
IF HIS MASTER WAS THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS.
I DON'T WANT NO UGLY DOG...( blubbering ). IT'S SCARY!
WHOO! BRAVA, MAXINE.
BRAVA.
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD HOLD YOUR BREATH UNDER WATER THAT LONG.
YEAH, I DIDN'T EVEN NEED THIS.
HEY, YOU WANT TO ORDER SOME MORE ROOM SERVICE?
I'M NOT HUNGRY.
WHAâWHAâWHAâWHAT?
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
I THINK I WENT DEAF FOR A MINUTE.
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
I'M ACTUALLY QUITE SATISFIED.
OH.
I'M THAT GOOD, HUH?
( Music playing ): âȘ ...GIRL, I'M CRAVIN' YOUR BODY âȘ
âȘ IS THIS REAL? âȘ
WHERE IS THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THE WEDDING DOWNSTAIRS.
THE FOOD'S LOUSY.
AND YOU KNOW THIS HOW?
WELL
WHILE YOU WERE NAPPING
I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO GET SOME ICE.
AND WANDERED INTO THE BALLROOM.
THEY HAD A GOOD D. J.
YEAH, IF YOU LIKE
THAT SMOOTH, SENSUAL EROTIC KIND OF GROOVE.
( Chuckling ): I LIKE. I LIKE.
( Chuckling )
ARE YOU COLD OUT HERE?
NOT ME.
DID SOMEBODY TURN ON A HEATER?
SOMETHING'S ON.
WELL...
IF IT ISN'T THE UNWELCOME WAGON.
WHAT YOU PACKIN'?
A LITTLE PEACE OFFERINGââ
WHITE CHOCOLATE MACADAMIA NUT CHEESECAKE
WITH A PRETENTIOUS RASPBERRY SWIRL.
WE ARE CERTAIN KYLE WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.
( laughing )
THANK YOU.
KYLE.
THE CURIOUSLY OUTâOFâTOWNâ THISâWEEKEND KYLE.
TOKYO, IS IT?
YES, AND HE'S GOING TO BE REALLY SURPRISED
WHEN REALIZES HE FORGOT
HIS COMBINATION VOLTAGE CONVERTERâSOCKET ADAPTER.
I SAW IT ON HIS DRESSER IN HIS BEDROOM WHEN WE WERE...
DUSTING.
LEFT AN ESSENTIAL ITEM AT HOME, DID HE?
WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE UNUSUAL
ABOUT BARKER'S BEHAVIOR ON THE DAY OF HIS DEPARTURE?
NO. NO, HE WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT GOING.
WHICH IS STRANGE
BECAUSE HE HATES THAT LONG FLIGHT TO TOKYO.
AND YOU JUST CONVENIENTLY FORGOT THIS UNTIL NOW?
LOOK HERE
EITHER BOOK ME OR LET ME GO!
YOU'RE FREE TO GO
BUT DON'T YOU THINK ABOUT LEAVING THIS BUILDING
IN CASE I HAVE OTHER QUESTIONS.
FINE. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE'LL BE UPSTAIRS...
MOPPING.
KYLE! IT'S KYLE!
KHADIJAH, DO YOU HEAR ME?
GIRL, IT'S KYLE!
FIRST OF ALL
GET THE HELL OFF OF ME.
SECOND OF ALL
I DON'T CARE.
OH, YOU CARE, KHADIJAH
AND IF MY HUNCH IS RIGHT
THEY ARE SWEATING UP SOME HOTEL ROOM...
RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY.
EVEN IF YOU WERE RIGHT
IT'S A THOUSAND HOTELS IN NEW YORK.
WHAT, YOU GONNA GO KNOCK ON EVERY DOOR
AND SAY, "KYLE, COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS UP."
THERE ARE ONLY EIGHT HOTELS IN THE CITY
THAT MEETS KYLE'S STANDARDS.
I WILL CALL EACH ONE, FLIRT WITH THE CONCIERGE
REGARDLESS OF GENDER...
AND THEN I'LL BUST IN ON THEIR LITTLE SEX PARTY
AND I'LL SAY... "YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO REMAIN NEKKID."
OH, I GOT TO GET ME A OUTFIT FOR THIS ONE.
YEAH, OBIE.
LISTEN, WHAT'S THAT ALIAS THAT KYLE USED TO GET BACKSTAGE
AT THE MISS BLACK AMERICA PAGEANT?
UH... UM...
UH... HENRI PIERPONT.
UH, HIS FAVORITE HOTEL?
THE ALEXANDRA.
THANKS, OBIE.
( Chuckles )
( muttering ): ALEXANDRA, ALEXANDRA...
UHâHUH... UHâHEH... EHâHEH.
YES, ALEXANDRA HOTEL.
MAY I HAVE HENRI PIERPONT?
( Phone ringing )
BONJOUR, THIS IS HENRI.
UH, BONJOUR?
BONJOUR, MY ASS!
UH, UH, MAXINE, MAXINE.
MAXINE, BABE.
WHAT, DADDY?
UH...
I REALLY DO LIKE YOUR TOUCH
BUT YOUR VISE GRIP IS CUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION.
EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO CUDDLE.
TURN OFF THAT DAMNED TV.
OH, I GOT A SUGGESTION FOR YOU:
WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME SOCKS
ON THOSE COLD CLAWS YOU CALL FEET?
OW!
AW, LOOK AT THAT.
YOU DONE DRAWN BLOOD.
OH, QUIT WHINING, YOU BIG BABY.
IS THIS GOING TO BE ONE OF THOSE ARGUMENTS
THAT LEADS TO SEX, 'CAUSE IF IT IS
LET'S JUST SKIP THE ARGUING.
NO! THIS IS ONE OF THOSE ARGUMENTS
THAT LEADS ME TO TELLING YOU WHAT A POMPOUS BORE YOU ARE.
OH, THAT'S IT.
YOU HAVE WORKED MY LAST NERVE.
( Muttering ): NO, I HAVEN'T.
( Yelling ): KYLE BARKER IS NOT IN TOKYO!
SARANARA.
IT HAS BECOME PAINFULLY CLEAR TO ME
THAT A HUMAN BEING CAN ONLY SPEND EXACTLY...
36 HOURS, 27 MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS WITH YOU
WITHOUT ENTERTAINING THOUGHTS OF VARIOUS FELONIES.
WELL, THE WAY YOU MAKE LOVE IS HARDLY A MISDEMEANOR.
OH, NOW, SEE, THAT WOULD HAVE STUNG
IF NOT A HALF AN HOUR AGO, YOU WASN'T IN THAT BED
HOLLERING, "BREAK IT DOWN, MR. STOCKBROKER."
BâBâBREAK IT DOWN."
BUT I PAID THE PENALTY FOR EARLY WITHDRAWAL.
WHATEVER.
I'LL SEND THE BELLMAN FOR MY THINGS.
I'M LEAVING TEN DOLLARS ON THAT MINIâBAR
FOR THE HOUSEKEEPER.
DO NOTââ I REPEATââ DO NOT BUY CANDY.
A GIRL HAS TO HAVE SOMETHING SWEET AFTER TWO DAYS WITH YOU.
NEXT TIME
WE GET A ROOM WITH A FIREPLACE.
AND A SOFTER BED.
YOU BOOK THE ROOM.
( Knocking )
WHAT'S THE MATTER, KYLE?
YOU JUST REALIZE THAT YOUR PAJAMAS
DO NOT MATCH YOUR OVERCOAT?
( English accent ): HELLO! COULD I BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DAMN!
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN! DANG!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
( laughing )
I JUST PASSED YOUR PARTNER IN CRIME IN THE HALLWAY
BUT I DIPPED INTO THE STAIRWELL BEFORE HE SAW ME.
SO...
WHEN DID YOU AND KYLE GET BACK TOGETHER?
WE ARE NOT TOGETHER.
REALLY?
FANCY ROOM...
HUH.
EMPTY CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE...
SEX LIGHTS.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT DO YOU WANT HERE?
WELL, LOOK, I'M NOT TRYING TO BE
ALL UP IN YOUR BUSINESS, BUT, UH...
REGINE IS HOT ON YOUR TRAIL
SO... I'M JUST TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU.
THANKS.
HOW'D YOU FIND US?
WELL, I'M A JOURNALIST
AND A DAMNED GOOD ONE.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
SO, UH, WHY DID YOU AND...?
SO... WHY DID YOU AND KYLE HOOK UP AGAIN?
YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I THINK IT'S A REINCARNATION THING, YOU KNOW?
I THINK MAYBE I KILLED HIM IN ANOTHER LIFE.
OR MAYBE HE REALLY MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU.
PLEASE GET OFF IT.
THAT MAN IS LIKE AN ANGRY RASH
THAT JUST KEEPS COMING BACK NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
TO GET RID OF IT.
DAMN IF IT DON'T FEEL GOOD TO SCRATCH IT SOMETIMES.
HA! TOO GOOD, TOO GOOD.
WELL, LOOK, WE BETTER GET UP OUT OF HERE
BEFORE THAT BLOODHOUND IN THE WIG SNIFFS YOU OUT.
TELL ME THAT'S NOT MY EGGBEATER.
YOU DON'T WANT IT BACK.
UGH!
OH, LOOK, DEARââ COMPANY.
HEY, KYLE, WHAT YOU DOING HOME FROM TOKYO SO EARLY
AND WHY YOU WEARING PAJAMAS?
I GOT A QUESTION:
WHAT IS YOUR BED DOING IN THE LIVING ROOM?
IT'S ALL PART OF OUR COHABITATION EXPERIMENT.
SEE, BABY GIRL HERE
WANTED TO LAY IN BED AND CUDDLE ALL DAY.
I FELT A BIT CRAMPED IN MY SMALL QUARTERS
SO WE BROUGHT THE MOUNTAIN TO MOHAMMED.
AND DOESN'T THE PROPHET LOOK GOOD IN YOUR ROBE?
DRY CLEAN IT, RETURN IT
AND DISMANTLE THIS SHANTY TOWN
AT ONCE.
HEY, KYLE, WHY DON'T YOU BRING ME
A HUNK OF THAT COBBLER BACK, BABE?
OBIE... YOU PROMISED NO MORE SWEETS BEFORE BED.
I'M SICK OF YOU WAKING UP IN TEARS.
WELL, IT'S MY BED
AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO.
THAT'S A FINE ATTITUDE FOR A HUSBAND.
YOU KNOW, GIRL
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR TWO DAYS
AND ARGUED NO LESS THAN SIX TIMES.
MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR US TO TAKE A LITTLE STEP BACK
AND REALLY FIGURE OUT
IF WE READY FOR THIS MARRIAGE THING.
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
ON THE OTHER HAND
WE COULD AGREE THAT MOST COUPLES ARGUE
AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THEY LOVE EACH OTHER ANY LESS.
WHOO! THAT WAS CLOSE.
HOLD ME.
MADAM, THIS IS THE LAST ROOM ON THIS FLOOR.
I MEAN, EXACTLY WHO IS IT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
OH, MY GOODNESS.
I'VE NEVER SEEN AN HONOR BAR PICKED SO CLEAN.
IT'S AS IF IT'S BEEN HOSED DOWN.
DAMN YOU, MAXINE SHAW.
I WILL FIND YOU
EVEN IF I HAVE TO WALK THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH.
[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]
WHOOâHOO!
( Giggles )
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