Original subtitles

LET ME GUESS.

YOU'RE ON CHAPTER ONE OF THE HOW‐TO‐JUGGLE BOOK.

OH, NO, NO, NO. I'M ON CHAPTER SIX.

CHAPTERS ONE THROUGH FIVE WERE "GETTING TO KNOW YOUR FINGERS."

HEY, HEY.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

OH, OBIE, WHAT HAPPENED?

GIRL, THE VAN HIT A POTHOLE THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND.

TOOK KYLE AND I ABOUT AN HOUR

TO GET IT OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

AND KYLE WAS SO SHAKEN HE HAD HIMSELF DRY‐CLEANED.

WELL, SOMEONE HAD TO RISK LIFE AND LIMB

TO DIVERT THE ONCOMING TRAFFIC.

WELL, HOW'S THE VAN?

OH, GIRL, I'M AFRAID THAT, UH...

OLD VANTASIA'S REACHED THE END OF HER ROAD.

CAN'T DO NOTHING NOW

BUT GO DOWN TO THE POLICE AUCTION

AND TRY TO FIND SOMETHING DIRT‐CHEAP AND SERVICEABLE.

( Giggling )

THAT'S WHERE KYLE GOT HIS LAST CAR.

OR WAS IT HIS LAST DATE?

CURSE THE SCIENTIST THAT THAWED YOU OUT.

KYLE, WHY DON'T YOU COME DOWN TO THE AUCTION WITH US?

YOUR NEGOTIATING SKILLS WILL COME IN HANDY

AS WE HAGGLE OVER THE HOOPTIES.

OVERTON, ALTHOUGH I PRIDE MYSELF ON MY ABILITY TO HOOPTIE‐HAGGLE

I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.

I MUST SAY THAT IMPOUND AUCTIONS AREN'T EXACTLY THE BARKER STYLE.

THAT'S TOO BAD, 'CAUSE ISN'T THE AUCTION

NEXT DOOR TO THE ITALIAN SHOE OUTLET?

AND WE'RE STILL SITTING HERE?!

♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪

♪ SINGLE ♪

♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪

♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

♪ WHENEVER THIS LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪

♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT ♪

♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪

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( laughing )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

PUTTING ALL THE PROSPECTS I DATED LAST YEAR

INTO TWO PILES.

"GUYS WHO KILLED THEMSELVES"

AND "GUYS WHO RAN SCREAMING INTO THE NIGHT"?

WELL, AT LEAST I CAN'T SEPARATE MY OLD DATES

INTO "TOOTHLESS" AND "JOBLESS."

THIS PILE... ARE LOSERS.

THIS PILE: CUTE LOSERS.

THIS PILE: POTENTIAL LIFEMATES.

THERE'S NOTHING THERE.

HENCE, MY FUNK.

WHAT ABOUT THAT COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

YOU DATED LAST WEEK?

HE E‐MAILED YOU A PICTURE OF A DOZEN ROSES.

AH, YES, DWIGHT

THE MAN WHO SHARED A BUNK BED WITH HIS MAMA.

HEY, UM, WHAT YOU DOING TONIGHT?

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE?

I PROMISE I WON'T EVEN SHUSH YOU

WHEN YOU TALK BACK TO THE SCREEN.

SORRY. I'M MEETING CHARLES AT THE THEATER.

OOH, THE THEATER.

I CAN DO THE THEATER. WHAT'S PLAYING?

A DISEASED LUNG. WE'RE WATCHING AN OPERATION

AT THE SURGICAL THEATER IN ST. VINCENT'S HOSPITAL.

GOT TO GET THERE EARLY FOR GREAT SEATS.

YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE HEART PUMPING FROM THE FRONT ROW.

YOU KNOW, I'D HANG WITH YOU, REGINE

BUT HELL HASN'T COMPLETELY FROZEN OVER YET.

FRIENDS, AFRICANS, COUNTRYMEN

LEND ME YOUR EARS.

WE ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNERS

OF A BRAND‐NEW LINCOLN CONTINENTAL.

YEAH.

OVERTON CAME PERILOUSLY CLOSE TO PURCHASING A PANEL VAN

WITH SHAG CARPET AND A CHAIN‐LINK STEERING WHEEL.

YEAH, AND THEN I SAW THE TWINKLE IN MY BABY'S EYE

WHEN SHE SAW THAT CLASSY CHASSIS.

SO FROM NOW ON

ME AND GIRLY GOING TO BE RIDING IN STYLE.

I'M OFF TO PRECONDITION

MY EXQUISITE NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES

AND PICK UP MY EQUALLY EXQUISITE DATE.

I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BUYING THOSE SHOES‐‐

SEEING AS THEY WERE ONCE A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY.

YOU KNOW, I COULD HAVE OPTED FOR SNAKESKIN

BUT I CAN GET THAT FROM YOU DURING MOLTING SEASON.

( Both hissing )

HEY, OBIE AND SYNCLAIRE

I'D LOVE TO TAKE A SPIN IN YOUR NEW VEHICLE.

UH, WELL, UH... I WAS PLANNING

ON A MAGICAL EVENING OF ROMANCE WITH MY BABY.

I SUPPOSE YOU COULD JOG ALONGSIDE THE CAR.

NEVER MIND.

I'LL JUST STAY AT HOME.

ALONE.

PONDERING THE MEANING OF LOST FRIENDSHIP.

COOL. COOL.

( Phone ringing )

HELLO.

HEY, MA.

WELL, GEE, AS TEMPTING AS BOWLING WITH THE GIRLS SOUNDS

NAH, I GOT PLANS FOR TONIGHT.

( Doorbell rings )

OH, GEE, THERE'S MY DATE NOW.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, YOU TOO, MA. BYE.

OKAY, THAT'S ONE LUIGI'S SATURDAY SHUT‐IN SPECIAL.

YOU KNOW, UH...

I GET OFF AT 11:00.

NO.

I DON'T CARE.

( laughing )

I DON'T KNOW, REGINE.

THE PIZZA MAN'S GOT A STEADY JOB

AND YOU DAMN SURE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHISKER BURN.

HEY, MOM.

YEAH. UH... MY DATE HAD TO CANCEL.

YEAH. HE, UH, HAD TO MAKE A DELIVERY.

HE'S AN OBSTETRICIAN.

SO, LISTEN, UM, HOW ABOUT YOU AND ME GO TO DINNER TONIGHT

AT THE FOUR ROSES, HUH?

MY TREAT.

GREAT. COOL. OKAY.

OH. UH, MOM, LISTEN, UM...

THE FOUR ROSES ISN'T A BUFFETERIA.

YEAH. SO, UH, HOW ABOUT WE LEAVE

THE SPANDEX CULOTTES AT HOME, OKAY?

SO, WHEN RITA TOLD ME

THIS DWIGHT WAS A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

I THOUGHT, "BABY"

THERE'S A LOT OF CHIPS IN THEM CHIPS."

BUT, MA, I WANT SOMEBODY

WHO'S MORE INTO ME THAN HIS MOTHER.

I WANT SOMEBODY WHOSE FACE JUST LIGHTS UP

WHEN I WALK INTO A ROOM.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED

A GOLDEN RETRIEVER.

BABY, IF YOU WANT TO LAND THE PERFECT MAN

THAN YOU COULD START BY ADDING

A LITTLE FLASH AND DAZZLE TO YOUR WARDROBE.

EXCUSE ME, MADAM.

COULD YOU MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT?

YOUR HEADGEAR IS BLINDING THE COUPLE AT THE NEXT TABLE.

HEY, UH... HOW ABOUT WE ORDER, HUH?

OOH, SCALLOPS.

HMM, AND AT MARKET PRICE.

LET'S SEE, THAT'S 2.99 A POUND.

I'M GETTING ME A POUND OF SCALLOPS.

EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, HUH?

OH, YEAH.

WHAT A SILLY NAPKIN TO LEAVE YOUR LAP.

I'M HARRISON.

I'M LAVERNE.

HELLO.

PLEASE, LET ME GET YOU ANOTHER NAPKIN.

DO... DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?

UH‐HUH.

HARRISON.

HARRISON CUSHMORE.

AS IN CUSHMORE MINING

CUSHMORE COLLEGE, CUSHMORE ISLAND.

I BET HE'S GOT BEAUTIFUL FEET.

OOH.

LAVERNE, WOULD YOU AND YOUR SISTER

LIKE TO JOIN ME FOR DINNER?

OH... OH...

WELL, OH, REGINE'S NOT MY SISTER.

OH, SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.

GOD, I HAD HER WHEN I WAS... WHAT? TEN?

I WOULD HAVE GUESSED EIGHT.

( Both laughing )

HARRISON, I'M SORRY

BUT I DIDN'T COME HERE TO HAVE A PLEASANT DINNER.

I JUST CAME

TO BE WITH REGINE.

I, UH... TELL YOU WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU TWO KIDS

JUST, UH, CARRY ON WITHOUT ME, HUH?

OH.

REGINE...

ARE YOU SURE?

I INSIST.

OH, WHAT AN AMAZING EVENING.

EVERYWHERE WE WENT IN THAT CAR

PEOPLE JUST STARED.

THAT'S CAUSE YOU SPENT THE WHOLE TIME

YELLING OUT THE WINDOW, "HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT US.

WE GOT OURSELVES A STINKING LINCOLN."

HEY, OVERTON.

YOU'RE PRETTY BOLD TO BE DRIVING AROUND

IN A SEDAN THAT ONCE BELONGED TO THE MOB.

WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT, MAX?

THAT CAR'S LAST OWNER

WAS A SMALL‐TIME HOOD NAMED JOHNNY FATS.

HE WAS STABBED, STRANGLED, RUN OVER

AND STUFFED IN THE TRUNK‐‐ NOT IN THAT ORDER.

UM, THAT CAR WAS A KEY PIECE OF EVIDENCE.

YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT'S THE CAR?

WELL, IF YOU LOOK REAL CLOSELY AT THE GRILL

YOU'LL SEE A DENT IN THE SHAPE OF A MAN'S FACE

SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE.

ENJOY.

OBIE, I CANNOT RIDE IN A CAR THAT WHACKED FATS.

AW, GIRLY, COME ON.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE THAT CAR.

AND WHEN WE HAVE OUR BABY, LITTLE SYNCLOVERTON

HE OR SHE WILL LOVE IT TOO.

I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

JUST SELL IT?

AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

BUT FIRST PEEL OFF

MY "I BRAKE FOR TROLLS" BUMPER STICKER.

HEY.

HEY.

SO, HOW'S THE ROMANCE

BETWEEN MOMMY AND THE MILLIONAIRE?

DID HE BUY HER A NECKLACE, A BRACELET, NEW JERSEY?

NOW, HOW THE HELL WOULD I KNOW

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH MY MOM AND, UH, HARRISON?

SHE HASN'T CALLED ME IN A WEEK.

( Doorbell rings )

I'LL GET IT.

( Gasps )

OH, LORD, WE GOT TO GET CALLER I. D. FOR THE DOOR.

FABULOUS, MOTHER HUNTER.

YOU'RE LIKE A MOVIE STAR, ONLY BRIGHTER.

HARRISON'S TAKING ME TO THE OPERA TONIGHT.

HONEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING THAT'LL GO WITH THIS?

COUPLE OF BENGAL TIGERS AND A WHIP.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY CLOWN GLOVES MIGHT WORK. JUST BE CAREFUL.

DON'T PRESS ON THE THUMB OR ELSE YOUR SHOES WILL EXPLODE.

I'LL GO GET THEM.

OH, KHADIJAH‐BOO, HARRISON IS SUCH A GOOD MAN.

HE'S...

OH, HE'S DECENT, GENEROUS AND SO WITTY.

HMM. JUST THE KIND OF MAN

YOU'D WANT TO BRING HOME TO DAUGHTER.

OOH, AND, GIRL, WHEN MY MAN TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT

MMM... BULL‐YA!

NOTHING BUT MUSCLE.

NO, GIRL.

GOING OUT WITH SOMEBODY A COUPLE OF TIMES

DON'T MAKE HIM YOUR MAN.

WELL, I'VE BEEN OUT WITH HIM 12 TIMES IN TEN DAYS.

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE HIM, REGINE?

A PEST.

WELL, I HAVE A FEELING

THIS PEST MAY BE AROUND A LONG TIME.

OOH, I WONDER

IF HARRISON COULD ASK

BO DIDDLEY TO SING AT THE WEDDING.

I GUESS ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE... IN YOUR WORLD.

HEY, YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR TONE, REGINA.

MOM, I KNOW YOU'RE TAKEN BY HIM, ALL RIGHT?

BUT... CUSHMORE IS WAY OUT OF YOUR BOWLING LEAGUE.

ONCE THE NOVELTY OF YOUR JERSEY GIRL CHARM WEARS OFF

HE'LL BE GONE.

REGINE.

YOU'D THINK

THAT WHEN SOMETHING GOOD FINALLY HAPPENS IN MY LIFE

MY OWN DAUGHTER WOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME.

YOU KNOW, IF THERE IS ONE THING I CANNOT STAND

IS A MELODRAMATIC EXIT.

I MEAN, I GIVE AND I GIVE

AND WHAT DO I GET BACK BUT PAIN!

( English accent ): SMASHING PERFORMANCE ON BOTH SIDES.

OH, SO, DID YOU SELL THE DEATH MOBILE YET?

NO.

WHEN THE GUY ASKED ABOUT TRUNK CAPACITY

ONE OF US SAID THERE WAS ENOUGH ROOM

FOR A BODY AND A BASEBALL BAT.

PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW

ABOUT A CAR'S PREVIOUS OWNER.

WOULD YOU BUY A FRIDGE

IF YOU KNEW IT BELONGED TO JEFFREY DAHMER?

YOU KNOW, LOVE BUG

WE WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH THIS CAR

IF THE FIRST TIME YOU SAW IT

YOU HADN'T SAID, "OH, LOOK, A LINCOLN.

JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE CITY IN NEBRASKA."

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT

THE POWER SEAT MADE YOU FEEL LIKE

EMPEROR OF ALL HANDYMEN!

MUST I YET AGAIN STEP INTO THE FRAY

AND DOUSE THE FIRES OF ANTIPATHY?

HUH?

WHOO, WHOO, WHOO.

WELL...

COME ON.

I'M SORRY, MY WIFE‐IN‐WAITING.

I'M SORRY TOO, MY GONNA‐BE‐GROOM.

SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

YOU KNOW, OVERTON

THEY SAY A CAR IS STOLEN

EVERY 15 MINUTES IN THE CITY.

HERE.

WHAT SINISTER PLAN

IS THAT EGGHEAD OF YOURS HATCHING?

SIMPLY PARK YOUR VEHICLE AND FORGET TO LOCK IT.

IF IT IS THERE IN THE MORNING, YOU WERE MEANT TO KEEP IT.

IF IT IS NOT, YOU ARE MEANT TO CALL THE INSURANCE COMPANY.

YOU KNOW, KYLE, YOU GOT A GIFT

FOR MAKING SOMETHING SLIGHTLY SHADY SEEM... ALMOST NOBLE.

OVERTON, I AM A STOCKBROKER.

COME ON.

( Chuckles )

( in singsong ): EXTRA! EXTRA!

LOOK WHOSE MAMA MADE THE SOCIETY PAGE

WEARING PLAID GAUCHOS.

HOW DID SHE GET HARRISON TO GO TO WRESTLEMANIA IV?

OH, YOU COULD TAKE A LESSON FROM YOUR MOM

ON HOW TO SNAG MR. RIGHT.

THE DAY I NEED LESSONS FROM MY MOTHER

IS THE DAY I DANCE NAKED IN TIMES SQUARE

SINGING "DISCO INFERNO."

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE NAKED

STAY AWAY FROM TIMES SQUARE.

YOU'LL SCARE THE PIGEONS.

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU.

I'M GOING TO TREAT MYSELF TO DINNER

AT THE FOUR ROSES.

IT IS TRES CHIC TO DINE ALONE.

AU CONTRAIRE, MA PETITE LEPRECHAUN.

"TRES CHIC" MEANS "STYLISH."

THE WORD YOU WANT IS "PATHETIQUE."

( laughing )

HEY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU TORCH THE TABLE

YOU MIGHT MEET A NICE FIREMAN.

I'M NOT HERE TO MEET ANYBODY, ALL RIGHT?

AND IF YOU'RE HERE TO LECTURE ME

MAKE IT QUICK.

HARRISON DUMPED YOUR MOTHER.

PASS THE BUTTER.

WHAT?!

YEP. MY MOM CALLED.

HARRISON BROKE IT OFF, JUST LIKE YOU SAID.

BROCCOLI!

HMM, POOR MOM.

AND WHY WAS I JUST BORN

WITH THIS CURSE OF ALWAYS BEING RIGHT?

IF YOU WANT TO DO THE RIGHT THING NOW

YOUR MOTHER COULD USE SOME COMFORTING.

OOH, SAUCE.

YEAH, I GUESS.

IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO LAY OFF THAT SAUCE

'CAUSE THIS GOT YOU TRIPPING.

UH‐UH. COME ON, KHADIJAH.

THE OTHER NIGHT WAS NOT THE FIRST TIME

MY MOTHER DITCHED ME.

HOW ABOUT ALL OF THOSE TIMES AFTER SCHOOL

AND I HAD TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

AND SUFFER THROUGH YOUR MOTHER'S MEAT LOAF SURPRISE?

FIRST OF ALL, IT WAS CHILI.

AND THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE AT OUR HOUSE

IS BECAUSE YOUR MOM TOOK A SECOND JOB

JUST SO SHE COULD BUY YOU THAT JUNIOR WIG TRAVEL CASE.

OKAY. WELL, HOW ABOUT ALL THOSE COLD MORNINGS

THAT I HAD TO WALK TO YOUR HOUSE

SO THAT YOUR MOM COULD DRIVE US TO SCHOOL?

OKAY. SO, WHAT ABOUT WHEN SHE SOLD THE CAR

JUST SO SHE COULD GET YOU BRACES, SCHOOL SUPPLIES

AND ROLLER DISCO LESSONS?

♪ WHOO‐WHOO! ♪

IS THIS AN INCREDIBLY LONG WAY OF SAYING...

I'M PETTY, SELFISH

AND SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO MY MOTHER?

I WAS GOING TO SAY "OBNOXIOUS AND UNGRATEFUL"

BUT YOUR LIFE, YOUR WORDS.

SO, WHAT'S UP?

ANY LUCK, MAN?

FOUR DAYS AND OLD MR. LINCOLN'S STILL THERE.

DAMN NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH.

CAN WE HELP YOU?

CAN ONE OF YOU FINE GENTLEMEN

TELL ME WHERE I MIGHT FIND OVERTON JONES?

UM... I'M OVERTON JONES.

CRAZY JOEY.

JOHNNY FATS' NEPHEW.

I'M PREPARED TO OFFER YOU A GENEROUS SUM

TO TAKE THAT LINCOLN OFF YOUR HANDS.

DO TELL, CRAZY.

THERE IS ONE PROVISO:

YOU MUST HELP ME CARRY OUT MY UNCLE'S WISHES

TO BE BURIED IN THE CAR.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU WANT US TO GET YOUR DEAD UNCLE

PUT HIM IN THE BACK OF MY LINCOLN

AND BURY THE WHOLE SHEBANG?

OH, AFTER WE DIG HIM UP, OF COURSE.

OKAY. SO, WHAT IF WE SAY NO?

I DON'T KNOW.

NO ONE'S EVER SAID NO TO ME BEFORE.

I'D HAVE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

I KNOW‐‐

I'LL TELL MY OTHER UNCLE BENNY THE HOOK.

HE'S VERY CREATIVE.

UH... UH...

WHY DON'T WE JUST FIND SOME SHOVELS?

YOU KNOW, THAT HOOK THING, MAN...

YES!

( laughing )

HEY.

NE‐NE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

WE MISS THAT PRETTY LITTLE FACE AND THAT SNOOTY LITTLE ATTITUDE.

YES, REALLY GREAT TO SEE ALL OF YOU TOO.

WE MUST GET TOGETHER

AT THE NEXT PORK RIND EATING CONTEST.

EXCUSE ME. I GOT TO TALK TO MOM.

NOT NOW, REGINE. I'M BOWLING.

NO, MOM, YOU ARE NOT BOWLING, ALL RIGHT?

YOU ARE TRYING TO DROWN YOUR PAIN

IN BLUE‐COLLAR ACTIVITY.

LET'S PUT DOWN THE BALL.

MOMMY, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU.

YOU WANT TO HELP ME?

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

YES!

WHOO, WHOO, WHOO, WHOO...

WHOO‐WHOO, HEY!

I‐I CANNOT COMPREHEND THIS.

YOU...

YOU JUST GOT DUMPED, AND YOU SEEM OKAY.

HOW DO YOU BOUNCE BACK SO FAST

AND WHY DIDN'T I INHERIT THAT ABILITY?

( Chuckles )

BABY GIRL, IT'S JUST A MAN.

GIRL, I HAD ONE IN THE '70s...

ONE IN THE '80s...

NOW I DONE HAVE ONE IN THE '90s.

I GUESS YOU COULD JUST TAKE THE REST

OF THE DECADE OFF, HUH?

YOU KNOW, REGINE, I THINK IT'S GREAT

THAT YOU'RE SO DETERMINED TO FIND A RELATIONSHIP

BUT DON'T SWEAT THE BREAKUP.

SHOOT, IT'S THEIR LOSS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HEY, THIS ONE WAS DEFINITELY HARRISON'S LOSS.

WELL, COME ON, NE‐NE.

BREAK SOME DINOSAUR TEETH.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?

( Whispers ): REGINE...

WHAT?

I THINK YOU HAVE AN ADMIRER OVER THERE.

EVENING, PROFESSOR JACKSON.

POOR MAN.

ALL THAT GORGEOUS BRAIN POWER...

AND HIM ALL ALONE IN THE WORLD.

( Giggles )

CLUMSY ME.

OH, PROFESSOR...

AH, SOOKIE, SOOKIE NOW!

Joey: WELL, MY FRIENDS.

OUR JOB IS DONE.

I THANK YOU

AND MY UNCLE FATS THANKS YOU.

AUTOMATIC ANTENNA...

I HOPE.

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