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Okay, here are all my
warm Minnesota clothes.
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Let's see if we can
find you something
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to keep you toasty
on the slopes.
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Synclaire, Charles and
I are going skiing
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not to terrorize the
land of misfit toys.
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‐ Fine. What else is in here?
‐ Aha, see.
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Now this is what
I'm talkin' about.
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Alright, here we go.
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‐ Yeah. ‐ Lookin' good.
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What the hell is this?
What is this?
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Oh, snap, my retainer.
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[laughs]
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Hey, Synclaire.
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Eskimo Joe.
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Khadijah and Charles
are going skiing
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at Sugarbush next weekend.
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Oh, no. Unh‐unh.
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I am not about to
let my best friend
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go to Vermont's
exclusive ski resort
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looking like Bigfoot
at a tag sale.
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Let me take you shoppin'.
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Bump that. This stuff might
be ugly, but it's free.
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Khadija, allow me
to introduce to you
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a little practice I like
to call return churn.
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You buy what you
need for the weekend
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and then return it.
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That's stealing, missy.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Besides, how's Khadijah gonna
look skiing down the slopes
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with a bunch of tags
flapping in the wind?
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That's ridiculous. Come on.
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She can take them off
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and when she is done, I will
simply put them back on.
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Have you ever paid full price
for anything in your life?
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Yes. This.
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a '90s
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Oh keep your head up what?
Keep your head up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life gets
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Haa ♪
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Oh, I throw the best
dinner parties.
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I throw the best dinner parties.
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So let me help you with that.
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'Cause, you know, I can
scrub a dish so clean
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you wanna eat off of it.
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[laughing]
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Well, if you want, but,
uh, I got energy to burn.
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Mm, well, vacuuming
does that for me.
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Gary is pretty hot
in the kitchen.
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How's he in other rooms?
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[chuckles]
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Girl, there's somethin'
wrong with him.
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I mean, I mean, he's
sweet, he's nice
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but he lacks a certain
spiritual depth.
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You ain't done a
freaky sneaky yet?
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We ain't done squat.
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Well, look at the bright side.
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At least you get to watch
Regine mope around
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'cause she don't
even got a date.
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[laughs]
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I heard that.
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And I do not date.
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I audition life mates.
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[laughs]
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What?
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Tonight's hopeful told me
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that he was an
agricultural scientist
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and then Overton spotted
him stacking fruit
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in the produce section.
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‐ Good lookin' out. ‐
Hey, hit the rock, girl.
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Look at it this way.
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A guy have full medical coverage
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and you'd never want
for cantaloupes.
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[doorbell rings]
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And I thought this doorway
led to the hallway
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not heaven.
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[laughs]
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If I'm not mistaken
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you Jeff Blake from the
Cincinnati Bengals.
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What's up, bro?
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‐ Yo. Hey, man. ‐ What's up?
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Hey.
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[indistinct]
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Is this Spike Lee's party?
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Uh‐huh.
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Come on in.
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Crudite.
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Canopy.
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Long‐term relationship, eh?
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Look here, man, pay no attention
to the tiny temptress.
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Um, Spike Lee live about a block
and a half down the road.
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Matter of fact, I
just saw John Madden
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pull up in a limo
about an hour ago.
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‐ Thanks, man. ‐ No, no, oh.
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No, no, no, you, ah!
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Thanks a lot, Overton. You just
sent away a prime candidate.
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The man's married and he
lives in Cincinnati, okay?
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Minor hurdles.
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Can I get anybody anything else?
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Oh, no, thanks, Gary. I'm
so full I'm sweating gravy.
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[laughs] Well, this
is so much fun.
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We have Max and Gary,
Kyle and Carmel
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and Khadijah and Charles
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and me and Obie, and
Regine and oh, oh..
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Well, you know, you're
not really alone.
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You're just the star of
your own one‐woman show.
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You're going to hell!
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Well, Regine is
such a trendsetter.
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Would anybody else like to get
the hell out of my house?
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Maxine, always the
gracious host.
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Okay, we're gonna be
leaving and leave you two
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to your own devices and
I do mean devices.
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Come on, honey.
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[cooing]
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Well, mama, let's go someplace
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where we can get naked
and nobody will stare.
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‐ Oh, I'll stare, daddy. ‐ Mm.
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Goodnight.
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Well, I'd, uh, like to thank
you for a wonderful evening.
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I mean, right up to the
part when you told us
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to get the hell out.
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You..
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Baby, would you like some
help with the dishes?
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Oh, no, no, no, I'll just
give 'em back to Khadijah
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in the morning. Come here,
come here, come here.
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Mm.
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‐ Mm, that feels great.
‐ Oh, yeah?
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‐ Yeah. ‐ How about this?
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Mmm.
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Ooh.
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Unfortunately, I gotta go.
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Well, you wouldn't wanna
derail the career
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of a young barrister, would you?
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Derail, no, but I wouldn't mind
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if you pulled into the
station for a while.
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Ladies and gentlemen
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put your hands together
and welcome Khadijah.
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'Watch out for that tree.'
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James!
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[laughs] Race you to the lodge.
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Well, well, well.
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Don't we look stylish
and deceitful?
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Exactly how much did you spend?
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[chuckles] Well,
put it like this.
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Visa sent me flowers.
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Now, Khadijah, remember, in
order to get a full refund
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you've got to be very
careful, alright?
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Don't fall, avoid rocks
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and if you must go
to the bathroom
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take your suit all the
way off and hold it
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above your head with both hands.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh!
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‐ Hi, sexy. ‐ Ah.
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Oh, sookie‐sookie now.
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Girl, you look like a
big old bumblebee.
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Give me some honey.
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Look at you.
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[chuckles]
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Yeah.
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So you got all your ski stuff?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, my ACE bandages
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uh, heating pad, ice
pack, neck brace
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crutches, wheelchair..
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Everything I need for
the great outdoor.
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Are we going to Vermont
or to the Bronx?
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[chuckles]
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See, it's gonna be great
having you along.
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See, usually it's just me and
my single doctor friends
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hangin' around that old lodge.
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Single? Doctors?
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‐ Hanging? ‐ See ya.
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No, come on.
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Mm, you're not a
bad cook at all.
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That Lobster Newburg
was perfectly done.
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Mm‐hmm, if you want seconds
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I can throw another
pouch into the pot
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while the water's boiling.
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There's really only
one thing I want
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after a romantic
dinner like that.
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[spits]
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I've been thinkin'
that maybe it's time
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we take our relationship
to a whole new level.
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[laughs] My elevator
button says penthouse.
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I've been lookin' for someone
like you for such a long time.
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Yeah, it's been a long
time for me, too, brother.
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‐ Max. ‐ Yes.
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Yes, yes.
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You're the perfect woman
to take my virginity.
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Huh, ooh.
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A virgin?
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Sacrifice me on your altar.
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Thanks for coming over.
Glad you enjoyed dinner.
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See you later. Bye‐bye.
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A virgin?
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Let me explain, let me explain.
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See, my first love and I
decided that we would wait
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until we were married.
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I kept my end of the bargain.
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What did she do? Cheat on you?
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The pregnancy sort
of gave her away.
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So for the past six months..
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[moans]
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I've been lookin'
for the right woman
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to show me what I
have been missin'.
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Please.
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Ooh.
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[sobs]
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Now you're groveling.
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You have no idea how
much that turns me on.
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[gasps]
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[sobs]
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Um..
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Look, uh, you know, uh, look.
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I‐I need some time.
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Brother, man, I need some time
to think about this, alright?
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So, um, why don't you
call me tomorrow?
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Oh, this is perfect.
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Max, just when I
get up the nerve.
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And now I gotta
wait another night?
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Hey, hey, hey. You still have
that Polaroid I sent you.
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[laughing]
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‐ Hey. ‐ 'Hey.'
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Hey, I wanna thank you
for a great weekend.
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And maybe next time, we can
actually do some skiing.
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[chuckles]
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‐ Goodnight. ‐ Come
on, come on, come on.
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So?
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‐ How did the outfits hold up?
‐ Just fine.
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Five minutes after I got
there, I twisted my ankle
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while tryin' to avoid
a dizzy waiter
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with a tray full of
Irish coffees, girl.
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You didn't wear any
of the outfits?
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Well, I did model..
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The underwear.
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Oh!
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Okay, if you didn't
wear the outfits
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then you can return them
with a clear conscience.
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And God can take you out
of His holy doghouse.
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Gary is a virgin and he's
picked me to devirginate him.
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[gasps]
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Woah, Max, you better
go easy on him.
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Avoid the ridin' crop
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the blindfold and
the warm spatula.
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Girl, I know, I know.
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And for some insane reason
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I wanna be responsible
about this.
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Of course, you do.
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Because you wanna make Gary's
first time sweet and romantic.
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Well, if that's what he
wants, let him knock
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on Dr. Quinn's covered wagon.
258
00:11:57,858 --> 00:11:59,526
I get straight to it and do it.
259
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:02,769
My first time, my boyfriend
rented "She's Gotta Have It."
260
00:12:02,836 --> 00:12:04,771
Before the opening credits
were over, I had it.
261
00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:08,909
I won't keep you in suspense.
262
00:12:10,243 --> 00:12:13,514
The first time I
shared my treasures..
263
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:20,120
Was with Grant Rogers the
night before our prom.
264
00:12:20,186 --> 00:12:22,388
You couldn't wait till prom
night like everybody else?
265
00:12:22,455 --> 00:12:25,191
And wrinkle my fabulous dress?
Sheesh.
266
00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:30,897
My first time was in
front of an audience.
267
00:12:30,964 --> 00:12:34,568
My boyfriend and I were
on his bunkbed, right?
268
00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:37,738
His little brother was in
the hamper with a camera.
269
00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,876
I had to pay the little
extortionist ten bucks a month
270
00:12:42,943 --> 00:12:46,012
to keep those pictures
out of circulation.
271
00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:48,348
That reminds me, I'm late
for this month's payment.
272
00:12:49,950 --> 00:12:51,952
Alright, Synclaire,
come on, spill it.
273
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,898
Oh, no, I'm sorry, this
is not the type of thing
274
00:12:53,922 --> 00:12:55,857
I discuss in mixed company.
275
00:12:58,659 --> 00:13:01,401
Synclaire, there are
no men in the room.
276
00:13:01,467 --> 00:13:03,770
Oh, i.. Oh, is that
what that means?
277
00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:05,772
[laughing]
278
00:13:07,508 --> 00:13:10,010
Well, he was a..
279
00:13:11,111 --> 00:13:14,014
Tall chocolate fellow
280
00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,381
from, uh, North Carolina.
281
00:13:15,448 --> 00:13:18,218
He was in town for
basketball camp.
282
00:13:18,284 --> 00:13:20,887
His name was Michael.
283
00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:24,157
He could jump so high he
seemed to float on air.
284
00:13:26,593 --> 00:13:28,562
You know, I wonder
whatever happened to him.
285
00:13:41,274 --> 00:13:44,044
Okay, let's stay focused.
It's about me.
286
00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:46,230
‐ We're talkin' about me. ‐
Alright, wait, wait, wait.
287
00:13:46,254 --> 00:13:48,381
Well, Max, I think you
should go for it.
288
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:50,250
I mean, it'll, it'll
be the first time
289
00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:52,886
that a man says to
you you're the best
290
00:13:52,953 --> 00:13:54,888
and know that he's
tellin' the truth.
291
00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,659
Maxine, you be careful now.
292
00:13:58,725 --> 00:14:00,594
When you're limbs
are all entwined
293
00:14:00,661 --> 00:14:02,769
your heart can get
twisted in there too.
294
00:14:02,836 --> 00:14:04,705
That's just what I
needed to hear.
295
00:14:04,771 --> 00:14:07,007
I'm gonna go tell Gary
that I'm not the one.
296
00:14:07,073 --> 00:14:09,409
Let somebody else
wax his Mustang.
297
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:21,054
I brought a few things just
in case your answer's yes.
298
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,056
Ooh‐wee!
299
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:28,695
Rose petals to carpet
our stairway to heaven.
300
00:14:28,762 --> 00:14:31,364
Well, hold on, hold on, you
know I don't have a vacuum.
301
00:14:32,799 --> 00:14:34,735
How about a little
music to set the mood?
302
00:14:37,638 --> 00:14:42,308
♪ Teach me tonight ♪
303
00:14:43,476 --> 00:14:45,746
Houston, we have no problem.
304
00:14:47,648 --> 00:14:49,482
Alright.
305
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:50,884
Look, Gary.
306
00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:55,822
I am not, not going
through with this.
307
00:14:55,889 --> 00:14:58,525
Now you deserve someone who
cares as much as you do.
308
00:14:58,592 --> 00:15:00,060
[sighs]
309
00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:02,669
Max, I didn't realize
you were so sensitive.
310
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,070
Well, I am.
311
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,707
I am a sensitive as they come.
312
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:08,709
Now I don't need some
man clinging to me
313
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,111
like a tattoo on a biker's ass.
314
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:16,216
[sighs] I understand.
315
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:21,154
Although I do regret that, uh..
316
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,556
Mm.
317
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:24,858
I regret that I'll never
make love to the most..
318
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,061
Brilliant..
319
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:30,531
And beautiful..
320
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:31,765
Woman I've ever met.
321
00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:33,767
Well, I didn't say never.
322
00:15:35,235 --> 00:15:37,270
May I have a goodbye kiss?
323
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,272
Alright, it's only fair.
324
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:53,520
Alright, quit your beggin'.
Let's go.
325
00:16:00,967 --> 00:16:03,236
[moans]
326
00:16:04,771 --> 00:16:06,707
Now that you've rested your case
327
00:16:06,773 --> 00:16:11,211
I can unequivocally say that
you are no longer a virgin.
328
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:13,580
Technically, I wasn't a
virgin after the first time.
329
00:16:13,647 --> 00:16:15,481
[laughs]
330
00:16:15,549 --> 00:16:17,383
But thanks for the
retrial and the appeals.
331
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:18,785
Yeah.
332
00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:21,988
Hey, could you get
me a glass of water?
333
00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:24,691
My throat is kinda dry.
Coachin' is hard work.
334
00:16:26,627 --> 00:16:29,462
Ooh, wow, my goodness.
335
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,064
You know, I have to admit.
336
00:16:31,131 --> 00:16:33,233
I've seen lots of raw talent.
337
00:16:35,368 --> 00:16:38,805
You know, with a couple of
months of careful guidance
338
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:42,509
perhaps a few visual aids,
some stretching exercises
339
00:16:42,576 --> 00:16:44,845
to improve flexibility..
340
00:16:44,911 --> 00:16:47,480
[chuckles] we could
work out, Jack.
341
00:16:52,686 --> 00:16:54,054
What's with the clothes?
342
00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:58,158
Oh, you wanna do a
little striptease?
343
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,459
Alright, well, listen.
344
00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:03,036
There's a hardhat and a
thong in the top drawers.
345
00:17:03,103 --> 00:17:06,306
‐ Actually, I'm goin' home.
‐ Why?
346
00:17:06,372 --> 00:17:08,492
Well, you said you didn't
want me crowdin' you, right?
347
00:17:08,516 --> 00:17:10,511
I said that?
348
00:17:10,577 --> 00:17:13,379
Well, your exact words involved
a tattoo and a biker's ass.
349
00:17:15,649 --> 00:17:18,652
Yeah, that's what I said.
350
00:17:18,719 --> 00:17:20,821
I'm not quite sure of
the protocol here.
351
00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:22,388
You kiss me goodbye.
352
00:17:22,455 --> 00:17:24,758
Then I say I'll call
you, then you leave.
353
00:17:24,825 --> 00:17:26,259
Oh. Okay.
354
00:17:28,428 --> 00:17:29,863
Goodnight.
355
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:52,586
♪ Teach me tonight ♪
356
00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:57,824
[sighs]
357
00:17:57,891 --> 00:18:00,326
Khadijah, how many
times have I told you
358
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:02,536
not to fiddle with the cigarette
lighter in your Jeep?
359
00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:06,472
I get to the ski shop
to return my gear
360
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:08,374
and the place is on fire.
361
00:18:08,441 --> 00:18:10,076
Alarms ringin'.
362
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:12,579
Flames shootin' out the
windows, so I ran in.
363
00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,949
Khadijah, you
could've been killed.
364
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:19,085
Or face my credit card bill.
365
00:18:19,152 --> 00:18:21,522
By the time I get inside,
the little punk cashier's
366
00:18:21,588 --> 00:18:22,923
runnin' out the back.
367
00:18:22,989 --> 00:18:25,158
I tried to get her
to give me a refund
368
00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:27,628
but she all worked up
because her hair's on fire.
369
00:18:27,694 --> 00:18:29,863
My hair!
370
00:18:29,930 --> 00:18:32,365
Oh, yes, that was
probably Tracy.
371
00:18:32,432 --> 00:18:34,835
Mm, believe me, that
hair did cost a fortune.
372
00:18:36,837 --> 00:18:39,172
Sorry, Khadijah, that
scorched hag look
373
00:18:39,239 --> 00:18:41,174
only works on Regine.
374
00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:45,612
If you will excuse me
375
00:18:45,679 --> 00:18:47,748
I'm goin' upstairs
376
00:18:47,814 --> 00:18:49,816
and pick the cinders
out of my bra.
377
00:18:51,618 --> 00:18:53,520
‐ Hey, what's up, ladies?
‐ Hey, man.
378
00:18:53,587 --> 00:18:55,756
Ooh, Maxine, you are glowing.
379
00:18:55,822 --> 00:18:57,423
That means either you
slept with junior
380
00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:59,760
or you found two prizes in
your box of Cracker Jacks.
381
00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,636
They put prizes in those things?
382
00:19:02,703 --> 00:19:03,804
[sighs]
383
00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:08,341
So, Max, what happened?
384
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:11,411
There was champagne, flowers,
deflowering, he left.
385
00:19:13,213 --> 00:19:15,949
Champagne and flowers? Hmm.
386
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,084
Experimenting with
foreplay, are we?
387
00:19:19,986 --> 00:19:21,955
Well, I'm‐I'm sorry
it didn't work out.
388
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:23,824
Who says it didn't work out?
389
00:19:23,890 --> 00:19:27,360
I got my tires rotated
and poor, obsessed Gary
390
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,062
is at home trying
not to call me.
391
00:19:29,129 --> 00:19:30,764
[chuckles] I wouldn't
worry about Gary.
392
00:19:30,831 --> 00:19:33,031
I'm sure he's home right now
trying to put his eyes out.
393
00:19:34,535 --> 00:19:35,836
Oh, oh, I gotta run.
394
00:19:35,902 --> 00:19:37,638
We're looking at
reception halls today
395
00:19:37,704 --> 00:19:40,974
and Obie's friend offered
us his roller rink.
396
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:43,376
The receiving line is gonna
go by like that, zip.
397
00:19:45,378 --> 00:19:48,882
Oh, there is no rest
for the tasteful.
398
00:19:48,949 --> 00:19:50,416
Hold up, Synclaire.
399
00:19:57,357 --> 00:19:59,237
You have to learn how to
bark and play the horns
400
00:19:59,261 --> 00:20:01,603
with your nose if you wanna
make it to Sea World, Kyle.
401
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,305
Brilliant performance,
Miss Shaw.
402
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:07,307
I almost believed
your little tale.
403
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,644
But I see that your bravado
merely masks your loneliness.
404
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:13,914
Please, you don't know
what you're talkin' about.
405
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:15,481
[chuckles]
406
00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:17,551
Continue.
407
00:20:17,618 --> 00:20:19,385
See, I know what it
is to find yourself
408
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,722
liking somebody unexpectedly.
409
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,624
And then fall deeper
than you intended
410
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,859
and then feel abandoned
411
00:20:25,926 --> 00:20:29,295
when those emotions
are not returned.
412
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,242
You know, once you become
intimate with somebody
413
00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,636
uh, yeah, you always care.
414
00:20:35,401 --> 00:20:37,337
You're like a Dear
Abby with dreadlocks.
415
00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:39,906
Careful, Miss Shaw
416
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:42,442
you're coming perilously
close to being kind.
417
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,745
‐ Shove it. ‐ Welcome back.
418
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,847
You know, I used to, I used
to be able to, you know
419
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,482
have my way with a guy and then
move on to the next contestant
420
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:51,618
but you know, I'm
thinking, I'm thinking
421
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,620
there's gotta be something more.
422
00:20:54,788 --> 00:20:56,089
Phew, I'm worried.
423
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,292
I'm starting to feel things.
424
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,067
Emotions.
425
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:03,604
Ooh, what do I do? What do I do?
426
00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:07,508
I suggest dinner with a friend.
427
00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:10,189
Well, none of my
friends are available
428
00:21:10,256 --> 00:21:11,590
so I guess I have
to go with you.
429
00:21:11,657 --> 00:21:12,513
[chuckles]
430
00:21:12,579 --> 00:21:14,581
And it is your treat
and I do mean that
431
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,517
in every sense of the word.
432
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:18,519
Well, if I had sense, I
wouldn't be doing this.
433
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,723
So tell me, Miss Shaw.
434
00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:26,960
How does the virgin
compare to moi?
435
00:21:27,027 --> 00:21:29,462
Well, he isn't a pompous,
egotistical blowhard.
436
00:21:31,197 --> 00:21:32,498
Not your type, huh?
437
00:21:32,566 --> 00:21:33,800
[growls]
438
00:21:38,939 --> 00:21:41,608
[theme music]
439
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:10,476
(Synclaire) Woo‐hoo!
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