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Come on, Regine, we gettin'
old down here, girl.
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Come on, now, you
don't wanna be late
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for your boyfriend's
first big art show.
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Oh, yes, I do.
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My entrance must be grand.
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Tonight, Keith and I
are making our debut
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in the art world as a couple.
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I am his muse
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and I shan't disappoint.
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I don't know how a muse
is supposed to look
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but nothing's droopin', fallin'
out, or spillin' over.
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You look good to me,
girlie, let roll.
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Regine, tell Keith I'm
sorry, I can't make it
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but I gotta read five freelance
articles by tomorrow mornin'.
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Khadijah, you read
those last night.
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Alright, here's the real reason.
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I just don't wanna go to
no corny‐ass art show.
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Well, forget you then
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you're not invited.
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‐ Oop. ‐ That's all
you have to do?
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Lookie here, I‐I‐I really
don't wanna go either.
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[sighs] We'll stop for
ice‐cream on the way back.
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[breathes heavy]
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Ooh.
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Hey, um, about the, the
ice‐cream, I was‐‐
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[laughs] Too late.
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[door shuts]
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a 90s
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what?
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♪ Keep you head
up that's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it's
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ What you want no
free position ♪
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♪ Haaaa ♪
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Khadijah.
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I have done it yet again.
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You matched your socks with
your drawers in the dark.
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See if you can stay
with me, alright?
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The installation of that fire
hydrant in front of the building
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has made it almost
impossible to park.
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However, by using my
expert driving skills
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I managed to bumper‐butt a Miata
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and secure the last parking
space on the block.
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Thank you.
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Excited about a parking space.
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You ain't got none in
a while, have you?
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You stole my parking space!
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Move your car!
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Maxine Shaw
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the only thing I am
going to move for you
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is a finger.
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Fine and dandy.
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Why am I filled with such dread?
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Ooh‐hoo.
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Maybe 'cause it's a
couple hundred pigeons
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roosting on your car.
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My hand‐buffed iridescent finish!
Max!
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[Max laughing]
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Two bags of birdseed and
some ground‐up Ex‐Lax
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and you've got yourself a party.
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Okay, now, let's see.
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When the door opens
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which leg should I extend
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for maximum impact?
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The left one. The right one
has a big ol' run in it.
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Oh, Regine! That
dress is fantastic.
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Oh. Yes.
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And it would really set off
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that painting in the
corner over there.
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Why don't you stand
next to it and see
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if you can attract some buyers?
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‐ Mmm. ‐ 'Hmm..'
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What do you think
of this one, Obie?
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Friends don't let
friends paint drunk.
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Ohh.
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Uh.. Excuse me..
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But, your breath is
frizzin' up my hair.
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Well, I just wanted
a close‐up of the
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loveliest piece of
art in the room.
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Ooh, and it talks too.
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[scoffs] Yes, but I don't
think you want to hear
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what it has to say.
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I am drawn to you
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like a moth to a flame.
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Burn me, baby.
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‐ Tsss. ‐ Oh.
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Baby, that, that man over there
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just put his hands on me.
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That's Carvin Edmonds
from the "Soho Sentinel."
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Did he happened to say
anything about my paintings?
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It's more important to
you to get a good review
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than to defend my honor?
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Well, wouldn't you be honored
if I got a good review?
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[sighs]
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[indistinct whispering]
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Not with a ten‐foot
pole, a wetsuit
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and a case of disinfectant.
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You heard the lady.
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Leave before you're tastin' a
mouthful of Jamaican fist.
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Do you know who
you're talking to?
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Yes. Carvin Edmonds.
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A man who has made a
career out of the phrase
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(as Carvin) "I don't get it."
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And lookin' at you, I
can see why you don't.
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Move it!
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Russell, thank you.
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Wow, who woulda thought my
knight in shining armor
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would be wearing a knit cap
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and a Peter Tosh pinky ring?
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No problem.
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Yaka‐mouths like him make
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gentlemen like myself look bad.
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May I say you're lookin'
wonderful tonight.
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Piqued, pouty, and protruding.
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Khadijah, is Overton back yet?
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I've worn out my chamois
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getting bird‐droppings
off my car
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and I'm out of guano‐be‐gone‐o.
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Well, hey, how was the art show?
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Oh, I think Keith's paintings
really say something.
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Yeah, judging by those prices
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it was sayin', "Hello, sucker."
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Well, I built my very
own ice‐cream buffet
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and now I'm sick and happy.
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I'm just happy.
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Yeah, well, I'm glad somebody's
evening wasn't ruined.
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Ooh‐ooh!
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Look at that big ol' run.
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Mm! That's what you get when
you put pantyhose on a cactus.
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There I was, wearing
my fabulous dress
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wearing my formal hair
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and do you think
Keith noticed me?
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I'm galled. Why would Keith
go to all the trouble
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of painting for months
printing up invitations
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inviting all those
people not to spend
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the whole evening
focused on you?
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I'm sayin'.
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Come on, Regine.
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You got to let the brother
handle his business.
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You think Noah's wife was
bothering him by sayin'
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"Forget that ark,
what about my needs?"
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No, Obie, it's not just that.
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Keith didn't even
come to my rescue
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when some brother was
pushin' up on me.
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Well, Regine, I saw
Keith whispering
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something intimate in your ear.
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He was asking me to change
the bulb in the bathroom.
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Do you have any
idea how hard it is
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to stand on a toilet,
in high heels
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with one arm up in the air?
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Try it on an airplane. Whoo.
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This isn't the first time
I felt like me and Keith
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just weren't on the same page.
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I mean, have any of you
noticed that he can be..
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‐ I don't know. ‐ Aloof?
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‐ Distant? ‐ Blase.
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‐ Zombie‐like? ‐ Dull
as a box of rocks?
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[laughter]
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Oh, that was fun! Let's
do it again. Go!
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‐ Aloof. ‐ Distant.
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‐ Blase. ‐ Zombie‐like.
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Dull as a box of rocks.
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[all laughing]
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For real, though, Regine
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I mean, maybe Keith
doesn't realize
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he's comin' off like a stiff.
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‐ Talk to him. ‐
Alright, I will.
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But I'm going over there now.
I can't wait till tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
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Alternate‐side‐of‐the‐street
parking in effect.
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Move your car or get a ticket.
Tough luck, loser!
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[laughing]
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[door shuts]
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Now, don't you wanna beat
her to the parking space?
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No, I got some time.
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It'll take at least half an hour
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to put the air
back in her tires.
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[laughing]
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I don't know, bro. Baby
drivin' on the rims, man.
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Oh, no! What?
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Baby, here's to you for
all your help tonight.
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Oh, good looking out on
that light bulb situation.
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You now, Keith, to be honest
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um, I had a terrible
time tonight.
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Baby, you hardly paid
any attention to me
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until Enrico went home sick
and then you needed me
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to help out with valet parking.
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I'm sorry.
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From now on if you don't wanna
come to the openings, it's cool.
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So, what, it's okay with you
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if I don't share some of
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some of the most important
events of your life?
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I just don't wanna ask
you to do something
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that you don't wanna
do, that's all.
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I mean, that would
just work your nerves.
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Well, work my nerves!
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Damn, just work somethin' that
let's me know you have a pulse!
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Baby, the only time you
ever showed any passion
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is when you're painting or,
or when we're having sex.
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Oh, you wanna have sex.
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Come on, baby.
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I don't want to have sex.
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I want a relationship.
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Ah.. Wha..
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You know, this is, this
is not workin' for me.
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Wow.
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I thought we were cool.
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Sure a little sex won't help?
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I don't wanna have
sex, you rock head!
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Baby, do you realize
that I'm ready
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to just walk out on you?
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Well..
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I gue.. If you can't hang
with me the way I am
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I guess you gotta do
what you gotta do.
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[scoffs] Oh, that's it?
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You.. You're not even
gonna fight for me?
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Well, either you wanna
be with me or you don't.
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It's on you.
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I'm on the elevator.
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Regine.
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I guess there's nothing
left to say except
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I hope we can be friends.
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We can, Keith..
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But not with each other.
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Regine, sorry to see you
lookin' so down in the mouth
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though I'm glad you're
still big in the blouse.
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Russell, not now, alright?
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Keith and I just broke up.
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Ah.
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Well, as they say on my island.
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"Sometimes the queen
bee has to fly past
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"the manicured gardens
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into the deep wild woods to
find the sweetest nectar."
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That's beautiful.
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They must be very
wise in Jamaica?
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00:12:01,835 --> 00:12:04,204
Yes, and they also
have a lot of bees.
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Look, Regine, I'm gonna
have to cancel lunch.
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The printer accidentally swapped
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our cover with "Black
Brides" magazine.
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Our readers don't wanna
see Dennis Rodman
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wearin' his mother's
wedding dress.
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Oh, this is just great.
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My, my heart gets broken
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my roommate dumps me.
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Only thing to do,
head to the city
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and shop till they
name a sale after me.
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I'm city‐bound. I'll
give you a ride.
254
00:12:30,463 --> 00:12:31,765
No, thank you, I make it a point
255
00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:34,100
never to ride in
Day‐Glo Volkswagens.
256
00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:36,770
Suit yourself
257
00:12:36,837 --> 00:12:39,272
but you'll never get a
cab during lunchtime.
258
00:12:39,339 --> 00:12:42,809
And I'm sure you don't want
to face the midday pungence
259
00:12:42,876 --> 00:12:45,311
of the late summer subway.
260
00:12:45,378 --> 00:12:46,747
Alright, I'll ride with you
261
00:12:46,813 --> 00:12:50,083
but only if you promise to
get me there un‐fondled.
262
00:12:51,785 --> 00:12:54,888
You have my word of honor.
I'll keep my hands to myself.
263
00:12:55,822 --> 00:12:57,691
Of course, on sharp corners.
264
00:12:57,758 --> 00:12:59,693
God knows where my
head will end up.
265
00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:03,770
‐ Russell, wha.. ‐ No, no.
266
00:13:03,837 --> 00:13:05,772
Russell, you promised me
that you would take me
267
00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:07,073
straight to the boutique.
268
00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:09,876
No, I promised I
wouldn't fondle you.
269
00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:12,078
When those potholes
made you bounce
270
00:13:12,145 --> 00:13:14,280
ooh, that was no small order.
271
00:13:15,248 --> 00:13:16,883
Come, let's enjoy our lunch
272
00:13:16,950 --> 00:13:18,652
at this nice Jamaican
family restaurant.
273
00:13:18,719 --> 00:13:19,999
Russell, I don't want..
I'm not‐‐
274
00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:21,822
‐ Come sit, now, wait.. ‐ Ah!
275
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,657
I see you brought a feisty one
276
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,792
this time, nephew.
277
00:13:25,859 --> 00:13:27,628
Nephew?
278
00:13:27,694 --> 00:13:29,495
Oh, well, that explains
279
00:13:29,563 --> 00:13:32,999
why your five wedding pictures
are taped to the refrigerator.
280
00:13:33,066 --> 00:13:34,835
‐ I'm out. ‐ Oh, no, you're not.
281
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,137
You're gonna stay right
here until I cheer you up.
282
00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:40,406
Now, you always brighten my
day with your sweet face
283
00:13:40,473 --> 00:13:43,644
cranky disposition,
and well, you know.
284
00:13:43,710 --> 00:13:46,279
[chuckles] So let's
stay for lunch.
285
00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:49,716
Russell, I am very, very
particular about what I eat.
286
00:13:50,851 --> 00:13:53,319
Ooh, spinach patties.
287
00:13:53,386 --> 00:13:54,888
Could I please have
some hot sauce?
288
00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:56,456
Ah.
289
00:13:56,523 --> 00:13:58,625
Manners.
290
00:13:58,692 --> 00:14:01,502
She a lot nicer than the one
you brought for breakfast.
291
00:14:01,568 --> 00:14:04,304
[laughing]
292
00:14:04,370 --> 00:14:06,840
She must have me confused
with another nephew.
293
00:14:06,907 --> 00:14:08,675
[laughing]
294
00:14:09,510 --> 00:14:11,878
(Regine) Whoo! Ah!
295
00:14:11,945 --> 00:14:14,414
The was the best rice
and peas I ever tasted.
296
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,249
Oh!
297
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,685
I really appreciate
you bringing me here.
298
00:14:18,752 --> 00:14:20,787
Just trying to be a good friend.
299
00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:23,356
Well, a good friend and
a good meal was just
300
00:14:23,423 --> 00:14:26,259
what I needed to
lift my spirits.
301
00:14:26,326 --> 00:14:28,895
Perhaps it's time to burn off
some of those calories, eh?
302
00:14:30,631 --> 00:14:33,600
‐ Don't go there, Russell.
‐ What?
303
00:14:33,667 --> 00:14:35,301
There's a stair‐climber
in the next room.
304
00:14:35,368 --> 00:14:37,604
[chuckles] Oh, okay, I'm..
305
00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,674
‐ I'm sorry, I misunderstood.
‐ That's okay.
306
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,043
Now let's strip down and
do some high‐steppin'.
307
00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,812
Forget it, Russell.
308
00:14:45,879 --> 00:14:48,749
You are hardly my Mr. Right.
309
00:14:48,815 --> 00:14:51,017
But I am Mr. Right
Here and Right Now.
310
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:54,187
Come. Let's dance.
311
00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:56,657
You're not leavin' here until
you shimmy with happiness.
312
00:14:56,723 --> 00:14:58,892
‐ Music selector. ‐ Oh!
313
00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:00,867
♪ Sometimes the
greatest changes ♪
314
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:03,336
Ah, boy, come!
315
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,705
Come, nephew!
316
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,040
‐ 'Come on, Auntie Liz.
‐ What the hell.
317
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,347
‐ Come, come, come. ‐
Oh, yeah, yeah, now!
318
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,983
Oh, yeah, bro! Come on, now!
Whoo!
319
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,920
Hey, Auntie Liz! Auntie Liz, put
a little more hip in it, baby.
320
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:22,055
Oh, Yeah! Whoo!
321
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,858
Yeah! Oh, oh, yeah!
322
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:27,193
Russell, keep your
eyes on your own work.
323
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,031
‐ Whoo! ‐ Yeah, man.
324
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,498
Alright.
325
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:34,134
Ohh!
326
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,720
Maxine, move your bumper.
I was here first.
327
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,188
Well, I'm here now.
328
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,724
There's plenty of
parking in Connecticut!
329
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,993
Then I suggest that you go there
330
00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,903
because this space is mine.
331
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:05,105
Why can't you just
get out of my way?
332
00:16:05,171 --> 00:16:08,542
You are the most inflexible
jerk I have ever known.
333
00:16:08,609 --> 00:16:09,743
Oh, I‐I‐I'm inflexible.
334
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:12,713
Miss Exactly‐
14‐Minutes‐Of‐Foreplay?
335
00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:14,447
Don't go there. Don't
go below the belt.
336
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:15,448
You were never very good there.
337
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:16,983
Oh.. Hm.
338
00:16:18,118 --> 00:16:19,485
Okay.
339
00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:22,556
This, this is ridiculous.
340
00:16:22,623 --> 00:16:25,626
So, why don't we
both just drive on
341
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:28,729
and let someone else
have the space, huh?
342
00:16:29,663 --> 00:16:32,132
Finally, a rational thought.
343
00:16:41,508 --> 00:16:42,609
[engine starts]
344
00:16:44,578 --> 00:16:46,513
[engine rumbling]
345
00:16:49,015 --> 00:16:50,751
Are you moving?
346
00:16:52,385 --> 00:16:54,487
Oh, you damn right I am.
347
00:16:55,566 --> 00:16:56,566
[tires screeching]
348
00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:58,124
[crashes]
349
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,359
(Max) 'You loony!'
350
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:02,335
[bickering]
351
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,705
It's Max and Kyle.
They locked bumpers.
352
00:17:04,771 --> 00:17:08,474
Hey, Max, get on the bumper
and jump up and down!
353
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:11,144
The bumper, Max, not Kyle!
354
00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:17,150
Hmm. Hey, how's the
heartbreak kid?
355
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:18,719
[giggles] Much better.
356
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:21,187
You know, these relationship
books are really helping.
357
00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:25,659
"Wham Bam Keep That Man."
358
00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:30,531
"Is He A Soulmate Or A Sell Me?"
359
00:17:31,698 --> 00:17:34,034
See, these books
help you prioritize
360
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,802
the qualities that
you want in a mate.
361
00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:38,304
Well, I did that. I mean,
take Keith for example.
362
00:17:38,371 --> 00:17:41,742
He was talented,
fine, successful.
363
00:17:41,808 --> 00:17:43,309
Brother was fine.
364
00:17:43,376 --> 00:17:45,912
And yet, more fine.
365
00:17:45,979 --> 00:17:48,148
But that wasn't enough.
366
00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:50,851
I want somebody who's into me
367
00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,319
and who looks at life
as an adventure.
368
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:57,090
And he's gotta be grounded
in a deep spirituality.
369
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:59,793
And it wouldn't hurt if
he kisses like Russell.
370
00:18:02,903 --> 00:18:04,605
I know what you mean, girl.
371
00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:08,341
There ain't nothing like
a pair of big, juicy..
372
00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:09,510
Russell?
373
00:18:11,712 --> 00:18:14,681
That's why he came back for
lunch doin' the Macarena.
374
00:18:15,949 --> 00:18:17,350
Please. Russell
kissed me weeks ago.
375
00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,285
I don't even know
why I brought it up
376
00:18:19,352 --> 00:18:21,387
except to remember to
put it on my list.
377
00:18:21,454 --> 00:18:23,389
Here. What you think?
378
00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:31,877
Girl, you ain't never gonna
find a man who's got all that.
379
00:18:31,901 --> 00:18:33,837
You gonna have to build one.
380
00:18:34,835 --> 00:18:36,570
Hey, if I have to.
381
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,540
Khadijah, I have decided, girl,
the last thing I wanna do
382
00:18:39,606 --> 00:18:42,509
is to come home every
night to an empty bed
383
00:18:42,576 --> 00:18:45,045
with nothin' to keep me warm
but a big stack of work.
384
00:18:45,111 --> 00:18:46,780
How fulfillin' is that?
385
00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:52,686
I'mma just go upstairs and weep.
386
00:19:02,536 --> 00:19:03,804
Okay.
387
00:19:05,972 --> 00:19:07,508
Oh. Uh‐huh.
388
00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,717
♪ Go Russell ♪
389
00:19:16,783 --> 00:19:17,984
♪ Go Russell ♪
390
00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:19,185
♪ Go.. ♪
391
00:19:23,356 --> 00:19:25,358
What the hell am I doin'?
392
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,622
(Khadijah) Don't go away.
We'll be right back.
393
00:19:38,371 --> 00:19:39,606
(Max) 'Kyle!'
394
00:19:39,673 --> 00:19:43,910
There are shelters for
people in your situation.
395
00:19:43,977 --> 00:19:47,581
Yes, and there are bell towers
for people in yours, Quasi.
396
00:19:47,648 --> 00:19:49,082
Now, get out of my space.
397
00:19:49,149 --> 00:19:51,552
Overton will be finished
fixing my bumper any minute.
398
00:19:51,618 --> 00:19:53,319
Yeah, well, mine's in the shop
399
00:19:53,386 --> 00:19:54,706
and it won't be out
till tomorrow.
400
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,456
So, I guess you won this battle.
401
00:19:56,523 --> 00:19:58,324
But don't think the
war is over yet.
402
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,171
Yo, Kyle, I need a special
tool to fix your car.
403
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,473
I'm sorry. It won't be
ready till tomorrow.
404
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,009
[sighs] Very well.
405
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,845
I'll leave my car in
the parking garage.
406
00:20:11,912 --> 00:20:13,272
Shew. One more night
at those rates
407
00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,632
and the attendant can
afford some mouthwash.
408
00:20:17,851 --> 00:20:21,622
Overton, could you tell Khadijah
to bring me her old sleeping bag
409
00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,824
a pillow, a thermos of
tea, the leftover chicken
410
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,459
and the bag of chips she
stashes behind the fridge?
411
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,862
Why can't you get 'em yourself?
412
00:20:28,929 --> 00:20:31,632
Oh, you don't think I'mma
leave my space here alone
413
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,767
all night unprotected?
414
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,002
I'm campin' out.
415
00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:41,074
[laughing] Oh, no, no.
416
00:20:41,141 --> 00:20:43,977
If you're not leavin',
I'm not leavin'.
417
00:20:44,044 --> 00:20:46,179
Overton, make that
two sleeping bags
418
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,286
and a bottle of my best
brandy from my private stock
419
00:20:48,353 --> 00:20:49,473
you know, in the wall behind
420
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,752
my plaque of the
Nubian fertility God.
421
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,886
It ain't gonna happen.
422
00:20:52,953 --> 00:20:54,955
I'm gonna bring you
your cellphone.
423
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,791
You two can get somebody else
to be your special delivery boy
424
00:20:57,858 --> 00:21:00,133
'cause this right here
is your sickness.
425
00:21:05,972 --> 00:21:08,008
And I swore
426
00:21:08,074 --> 00:21:11,077
that I would never
sleep with you again.
427
00:21:12,212 --> 00:21:14,147
We're just sharin' a gutter.
428
00:21:17,884 --> 00:21:19,553
Ooh.
429
00:21:19,620 --> 00:21:21,321
Is that rain?
430
00:21:21,387 --> 00:21:22,723
[laughs]
431
00:21:22,789 --> 00:21:24,457
Oh, is that silk?
432
00:21:24,525 --> 00:21:26,627
[laughing]
433
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,468
Nice try.
434
00:21:35,536 --> 00:21:36,637
Ah‐ha!
435
00:21:38,905 --> 00:21:40,841
[theme music]
436
00:22:09,409 --> 00:22:10,476
Woo‐hoo!
437
00:22:10,544 --> 00:22:11,544
[woman chuckling]
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