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THREE, FOUR...

( banging )

KYLE! HEY! GET IN HERE QUICK!

WHAT? WHAT? MAX!

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

COULD YOU TWO STAND

OVER BY THE WINDOW FOR ME, PLEASE?

I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN FIT IN THE LIVING ROOM.

REGINE, YOU CALL ME LIKE THAT AGAIN

AND YOU HAIR HAD BETTER BE ON FIRE!

IN FACT, LET'S TRY A DRY RUN RIGHT NOW.

WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.

I THINK I KNOW WHY THE LITTLE ONE IS BELLOWING.

YOU'RE HOSTING THAT MEETING TONIGHT

FOR THE GROUP YOU JOINED, RIGHT?

WHAT IS IT CALLED? PEABO? BOBO? DUMBO?

VERY FUNNY, VERY FUNNY.

IT'S CALLED "ELBOW" ‐‐

ENTERPRISING LADIES BENEFITING OUR WORLD.

THAT BOURGIE GROUP THAT THINKS WEARING VERSACE

IS THE BEST WAY TO BEAUTIFY THE ENVIRONMENT.

SEE, ELBOW GIVES ME A CHANCE

TO CHAMPION IMPORTANT CIVIC ISSUES‐‐

THE JOB AND JOY OF EVERY CITIZEN.

IS IT?

YEAH, THE PRESIDENT'S HUSBAND IS MY BOSS.

OH, MY GOD!

OH, MY GOD!

I WAS BUYING THIS HOT DOG IN TRIBECA...

UH‐HUH.

WHEN ROBERT DENIRO WALKS UP TO ME

SAYS HE LIKES MY LOOK

AND OFFERS ME A PART IN HIS NEW MOVIE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

( Shrieking )

OH, BIG TIME.

WHAT'S THE PART?

OH, IT'S JUICY.

WHAT IS IT?

WAITRESS NUMBER TWO. HELLO!

WHOO!

OH!

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO LEAVE THIS DENIRO DOG HERE FOREVER

TO HONOR THE MAN WHO CHANGED MY LIFE.

( Sighs )

SYNCLAIRE, OH, HONEY.

I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

OH, GIRL, THANK YOU.

YOU'VE MADE ME SO PROUD.

THAT'S SO WONDERFUL.

OH, YES, GIRL...

♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ SINGLE ♪

♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪

♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

♪ WHENEVER THIS LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪

♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪

♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪

♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪

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[and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION]

( Humming )

MMM! ABBA‐ABBA‐ABBA...

♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA‐ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA... ♪

OVERTON, MAN, I HAVE NOT SEEN YOU

THIS HAPPY SINCE THE DIFFERENT STROKES REUNION.

THIS IS EVEN BETTER.

THIS IS THE RING I DESIGNED FOR MY SYNCLAIRE.

OH, YOU DESIGNED, HUH?

LOOKS LIKE NO OTHER ENGAGEMENT RING YOU EVER SEEN.

OOH. A GOLD BAND WITH A DIAMOND IN THE MIDDLE.

LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER, MY SARCASTIC SIDEKICK.

OKAY.

THE PRONGS HAVE BEEN BEVELED IN TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.

OH, CHECK THAT OUT.

WITH THIS, MY SYNCLAIRE CAN SWIM, SCOUR THE DISHES

HELL, SHE CAN EVEN CAP A FLAMING OIL DEREK.

THAT ROCK'S GOING NO PLACE.

ALL RIGHT, MAN.

SO WHEN DO YOU RING HER?

THURSDAY.

THE FOURTH ANNIVERSARY

OF THE DAY THAT WE FIRST LAID EYES ON EACH OTHER.

GUESS WHAT THE THEME IS?

FAMINE?

NOT BAD.

NOPE. IT'S TRANSPORTATION.

SEE, WHAT WE GOING TO DO IS, WE GOING TO TAKE A LIMO...

UH‐HUH.

TO THIS HOUSEBOAT RESTAURANT...

COME ON, MAN.

MM‐HMM. THEN, TO CELEBRATE

WE GOING TO TAKE A CARRIAGE RIDE.

WELL.

TO SHOW THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP...

COME ON.

COME ON NOW.

IS MOVING... MOVING.

TO A NEW LEVEL.

( Snoring )

WOULD YOU FIND ANOTHER COUCH TO DROOL ON?

THE ELBOW LADIES WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

WHAT? MISS YOUR MEETING OF THE MINDLESS?

OH, NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT LEAVING TILL THE LAST ALLIGATOR BAG LEAVES.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

CAN I GET YA SOMETHIN'?

YO, COULD I GET YOU SOMETHING, HONEY?

HEY, HEY, HEY, SYNCLAIRE.

HONEY, IF YOU REALLY WANT TO REHEARSE BEING A WAITRESS

YOU COULD SERVE MY GUESTS.

USUALLY, WHEN YOU USE ME LIKE THIS

I GO ALONG BECAUSE I'M NICE, BUT TODAY

IT MIGHT HELP MY ACTING CAREER.

SO I'M USING YOU.

YOU GOT ME.

NOW GO PUT SOME ICE IN THOSE GLASSES.

OKAY.

( Knock at door )

( clears throat )

OH. IT'S YOU.

GREETINGS, CHESTY SPITFIRE.

HEY, SYNCLAIRE.

HELLO.

HELLO, ANGRY WOMAN WHO NEVER SEEMS TO LEAVE.

WHAT'S UP, DOG?

WHERE'S KHADIJAH?

SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN, LEAVING ME ALONE.

WHY DON'T YOU JOIN HER, HMM?

RUSSELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND WE'RE BEING SUED FOR LIBEL.

WHAT?

REMEMBER MY ARTICLE ON THAT NEW BAND, BELCHING YAMS?

I WROTE THERE COULD BE NO DENYING THEIR SONG

"EVERYBODY HAS A NIPPLE"

WAS A RIP OFF OF BARRY MANILOW'S "MANDY."

WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S SOME DENYING IT.

WELL, HOW MUCH DO THEY WANT?

ONLY A COUPLE OF MILLION.

WE'RE IN TROUBLE, EH?

YEAH.

WE GOING TO NEED BOOTS FOR WHAT WE'RE IN.

WELL, ON THE UP SIDE

NEXT YEAR YOUR TAXES WILL BE WAY DOWN.

CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING?

CAN I GET YOU SOME‐TING?

CAN I GETCHA SOMETHIN'?

YEAH, TWO MILLION DOLLARS.

HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

THAT'S DENIRO'S LINE.

YOU BEEN READING MY SCRIPT?

OOH!

OR MAYBE I'M JUST THAT GOOD.

LADIES...

WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE ABODE.

AND NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, OUR PRESIDENT, KAREN O'NEAL.

Synclaire: YAY! WHOO!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

FIRST, A HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS ON OUR ANTI‐DRINKING CAMPAIGN.

I THINK WE MADE A REAL IMPACT

AT PUBLIC SCHOOL 762 WITH OUR SLOGAN:

"ALCOHOL IS LOADED WITH EMPTY CALORIES."

( appreciative laughter )

WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM, "SCARED THIN"?

( laughing ): OH, NO!

YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE HER.

SHE'S A HOMELESS PERSON

TO WHOM I'VE GIVEN A HOT MEAL.

( Oohing )

( slowly ): WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

WHAT... IS... YOUR... PROBLEM?

MAXINE SHAW, PUBLIC DEFENDER.

( Gasping )

OH, SO YOU'RE A PUBLIC SERVANT

MUCH LIKE US ELBOWS.

YES, WELL

SHE DECIDED TO ATTEND THE MEETING INCOGNITO.

SHE'S ACTUALLY ONE OF THE MANY

CITY HALL INSIDERS WITH WHOM I HOBNOB.

( Dry laughter )

THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW‐‐

THE BOROUGH ALDERMAN ELECTIONS ARE NEXT MONTH

AND THE INCUMBENT, PAUL MALABA...

( women groan )

HAS BEEN A DISASTER.

HIS BOROUGH COUNCIL ATTENDANCE RECORD IS HORRENDOUS

AND THAT COMB‐OVER‐‐ I MEAN, JUST BE BALD.

( Giggling )

HIS ATTENDANCE RECORD?

WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIS TIES TO ORGANIZED CRIME

AND HIS RECORD OF BRIBE TAKING?

HIS LAST CAMPAIGN SLOGAN WAS, "VOTE FOR ME. I'M A GOODFELLA."

OH, WELL, MAXINE, YOU SEEM TO HAVE

A REAL GRASP OF THE ISSUES

AND TAKING A SERIOUS STAND IS IN THESE DAYS.

HAVE YOU, UH, EVER CONSIDERED RUNNING?

WHO? ME?

MM‐HMM.

WELL, NO, NO, NO.

YOU SEE, MAXINE HERE IS FAR TOO BUSY

PROTECTING THE RIGHTS OF SOCIETY'S DREGS.

NOW, HOLD UP, HOLD UP THERE.

THIS SOUNDS KIND OF INTRIGUING.

WELL, YOU WOULD CERTAINLY HAVE

THE FULL BACKING OF THE ELBOWS.

ALL THE ELBOWS?

OH, AND I CAN BE HER CAMPAIGN MANAGER.

OH, SURE, SEE, WITH THE SAME EFFICIENCY AND CREATIVITY

THAT I BRING TO THE SOAP‐‐

SOMETHING I'M SURE YOUR HUSBAND IS OR SHOULD BE AWARE OF‐‐

I CAN ALSO BRING THAT TO THIS RACE.

WELL, WHATEVER.

MAX, WILL YOU CARRY THE TORCH OF DEMOCRACY FOR US?

SURE. I MEAN...

MAX. MAX.

( Chanting ): MAX, MAX, MAX...

AND REGINE.

AND REGINE.

MAX! MAX!

MAX!

( laughs )

HEY.

HOW DID RUSSELL'S DEPOSITION GO?

HE'S STILL THERE TRYING TO CONVINCE THEM

HE CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.

Regine: WHOO‐WHOO!

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

YOU AND OBIE CELEBRATING AGAIN OVER AT IKEA'S CAFETERIA?

HELLO, REGISTERED VOTERS.

OOH! VA‐VA‐VA VOOM, BABY!

I TRY.

BUTTONS AND LEAFLETS?

MAX, YOU SHOULD HAVE RUN THIS STUFF BY ME FIRST.

"VOTE FOR SHAW.

RIDE THE MAVERICK."

( cackling )

ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT RUNNING FOR OFFICE?

DAMN SKIPPY.

YOU KNOW I PLAN TO SIT ON THE SUPREME COURT

BY THE TIME I'M 40.

THIS IS MY FIRST STEP AND I WON'T BLOW IT.

I'VE EVEN STARTED BUYING MY TOYS THROUGH A CATALOG

TO MAKE MY FREAKY A LITTLE BIT MORE SNEAKY.

( Knock at door )

♪ TA‐DAH. ♪

YOU LOOK STUNNING, MY ANNIVERSARY ANGEL.

SO DO YOU, MY COMMEMORATIVE CATCH.

YOU KNOW, YOU TWO KIDS, YOU...

YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.

THANK YOU.

OH, HE, UH, JUST GOT FINISHED

WATCHING THAT NEW BOYZ‐TO‐MEN VIDEO.

HE'S, UH, A LITTLE ON THE EMOTIONAL SIDE.

COME HERE.

WHAT? WHAT?

YOU GOT THE RING, MAN?

RIGHT HERE, MAN.

OH, DAMN.

WHAT?

FORGOT TO GET

THAT DAFFODIL‐DAISY CORSAGE I ORDERED.

LOOK, MY CAR IS RIGHT OUTSIDE.

IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO TOUCH MY RADIO

I'LL TAKE YOU.

OKAY.

LOOK HERE, MAMA.

I GOT TO GO MAKE A RUN, BUT I'LL BE RIGHT BACK

SO DON'T CHANGE A HAIR FOR ME.

NOT EVEN ON YOUR TOES.

( Phone ringing )

OH. GOT IT. GOT IT.

HELLO?

OH, YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE

AND REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR MAXINE SHAW

THE CANDIDATE WITH CHUTZPAH.

( laughing )

I'M GOING FOR BROAD‐BASED APPEAL.

HELLO?

REALLY?

RIGHT NOW?

WELL, I CAN'T COME RIGHT NOW.

I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL EVENING PLANNED.

OH, I SEE.

UM...

THEY CHANGED THE SCHEDULE ON THE MOVIE

AND THEY WANT ME ON THE SET RIGHT NOW.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

GIRL, PLEASE, YOU NEED TO GO.

SYNCLAIRE, THIS MOVIE THING COULD BE

A ONCE‐IN‐A‐LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY.

BUT OBIE SEEMED AWFULLY EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT.

YEAH, BUT IF HE WERE HERE

HE WOULD WANT YOU TO GO FOR YOURS, GIRL.

HE WAS THE ONE WHO WENT DOWN TO THE MEDICAL SUPPLY STORE

AND BOUGHT THAT SKULL SO YOU COULD PLAY HAMLET.

ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT... I THINK.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

OKAY, I'M GOING TO GO.

JUST TELL HIM I'M SORRY.

OKAY, BYE.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, MAX

I HAVE BEEN HIP‐DEEP IN COLOR ANALYSIS.

NOW, THE RED SAYS THAT YOU WANT TO STOP CRIME

THIS YELLOW SAYS THAT YOU ARE A CAUTIOUS SPENDER

AND THE GREEN SAYS THAT YOU ARE A GO‐GETTER.

IF YOU WEAR ANY ONE OF THESE SHADES

AT YOUR FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE

HONEY, YOU WILL BE DRESSED TO ELECT.

IT'S TOO LATE.

I'VE ALREADY HAD MY FIRST PRESS CONFERENCE

THIS AFTERNOON.

OH, MY... MAX...

WHAT DID YOU WEAR?

THIS.

OH, GOD.

THE BLOUSE SAYS YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF ACID RAIN.

THE SKIRT SAYS MORE GUNS IN SCHOOL

AND THE SHOES SAY YOU'RE BLIND.

♪ OBIE, DOBIE, DOO. ♪

WHERE'S SYNCLAIRE?

SHE GOT CALLED AWAY TO THE MOVIE SET.

OH. SHE SAYS SHE'S SORRY.

NOT HALF AS SORRY AS I AM.

TONIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SPECIAL.

WELL, IT STILL CAN BE.

HEY, HEY, LOOK. LOOK AT ME.

I'M, I'M SITTING HERE MAILING CAMPAIGN BROCHURES.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HELP ME LICK ENVELOPES.

YEAH, I WOULD, BUT, UH...

ALL OF A SUDDEN, MY MOUTH SEEMS KIND OF DRY.

COME ON, OVERTON

ENJOY YOUR PREPAID CAVIAR.

I KNOW I AM.

YOU JUST NEED TO PUT THIS WHOLE THING

OUT OF YOUR MIND.

WHAT I'M TRYING

TO SAY IS, PEGGY, WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?

OF COURSE I WILL.

OH!

I AM SO GLAD I LEFT WORK

AND CAME HERE FOR THE SURPRISE OF MY LIFE.

( Groans )

OVERTON...

OBIE?

SEE?

SYNCLAIRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I TOLD MR. DENIRO THAT IT WAS OUR ANNIVERSARY

AND HE INSISTED THAT HIS DRIVER BRING ME TO YOU.

BUT I DIDN'T TELL YOU WHERE WE WERE DINING.

YOU TOLD ME TO BRING DRAMAMINE.

I FIGURED IT WAS EITHER HERE

OR THE STATEN ISLAND BREAKFAST BARGE.

LUCKILY I CAME HERE FIRST.

ALL RIGHT.

WELL, YOU TWO KIDS HAVE A LOVELY EVENING, OKAY?

AND THE NEXT BOTTLE IS ON ME.

DOMESTIC.

HEY, REGINE, I'M ON MY WAY TO THE BATHROOM.

WHAT COLOR PANTS SHOULD I WEAR?

( Cackling )

HERE IT IS‐‐

THE BELCHING YAMS CD.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE

I'M PRAYING I HEAR BARRY MANILOW.

♪ Ouch, ouch, I just dropped my couch ♪

♪ Ouch, ouch, I have rocks in my pouch ♪

♪ But you hurt me more, girl... ♪

KIND OF SOUNDED LIKE "MANDY," RIGHT?

YOU KNOW, SYNCLAIRE

SINCE THE FLAMING FRIGATE SOUFFLE

TAKES 20 MINUTES TO PREPARE

IT GIVES ME TIME TO TELL YOU THIS.

UM...

I THINK IT WAS FATE

THAT BROUGHT US TOGETHER FOUR YEARS AGO

AND UM...

I THINK IT'S FATE

THAT WE SHOULD SPEND THE REST...

OH! OH!

YO, WAITER‐‐

WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?

NO DANGER THERE, MATEY.

JUST THE BILGE PUMP BACKING UP

BUT THE REPAIRMAN'S DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW.

ARRR.

IT SHOULD BE FIXED IN NO TIME.

ARRRR.

( Shouting in foreign language )

OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE TIME.

WELL, OBIE, MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.

NO. WE'RE NOT SCHEDULED TO LEAVE YET.

BESIDES, YOUR FRIGATE HASN'T GOT HERE YET.

( Clanking and hissing )

SHOOT, BABY GIRL

LET'S JUST FLOAT UP ON OUT OF HERE.

YEAH, I THINK WE SHOULD GO.

OH.

RUSSELL‐‐

HOW'D THE DEPOSITION GO?

NOT WELL.

WHEN I OFFERED THEM A CASH GIFT

THEY BECAME OUTRAGED.

ME THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA.

LET'S TALK IN PRIVATE. COME ON.

REGINE, REGINE, WHAT ABOUT MY PRESS CONFERENCE?

DEMOCRACY IN ACTION...

DIRT...

( imitates airplane )

REGINE, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

IF YOU THINK THAT I AM GOING TO LET

A LAYER OF GRIME FESTER ON THESE APPLES

WELL, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.

WHAT DID OUR LAWYER SAY?

AFTER HE DRIED HIS EYES

HE APOLOGIZED TO THE COURT REPORTER

FOR HAVING A WEAK CASE

AND ASKED IF HE COULD HAVE HIS CHECK NOW.

KHADIJAH, I'M TRULY SORRY.

OH, FORGET IT, RUSSELL.

I'VE BEEN HOLDING THIS MAGAZINE TOGETHER WITH SPIT

FOR THREE YEARS.

IT WAS BOUND TO GIVE SOONER OR LATER.

YOU BETTER START THINKING

ABOUT THE FAREWELL ISSUE OF FLAVOR.

I AM LOWER THAN A MOLD ON A ROTTING BREADFRUIT.

COME ON, NOW, RUSSELL

DON'T YOU START BLAMING THIS ALL ON YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW, IT TAKES A LOT OF PEOPLE

TO MAKE A MISTAKE THIS BIG.

BUT THE MUSIC DEPARTMENT

IS MY RESPONSIBILITY, REGINE.

JUST "REGINE"?

NO MENTION OF MY CHEST AND SULLEN ATTITUDE?

REGINE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL KNOW THE TRUTH.

THE BRASH, WITTY REGGAE RAGAMUFFIN YOU USUALLY SEE

IS JUST A COVER UP FOR A SCREW‐UP OF A MAN.

NOW COME ON, RUSSELL.

JUST STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP OVER THIS, ALL RIGHT?

NOW, YOU GOT TO FOCUS ON THE

ON YOUR GOOD POINTS.

YOU KNOW, FOCUS ON THINGS LIKE

WHAT GOOD TASTE YOU HAVE IN WOMEN.

YOU DELICATE FLOWER.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.

HEY!

WHAT ARE YOU...? WHAT ARE YOU...?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

I HAVE A MAN AND WE'RE, WE'RE, WE'RE HAPPY.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO OVERWHELM YOU.

SEE YOU SOON...

BUXOM ENCHANTRESS.

Thanks, Berl.

I guess it's no easy job

keeping up with the nonstop antics

of Julia Roberts.

In local politics

the usually dull Brooklyn borough alderman campaign

is heating up.

( Cackles )

HERE IT IS.

Candidate Maxine Shaw is a newcomer to politics

but apparently not to scandal.

The incumbent, Paul Malaba

claims Miss Shaw had an illicit affair

with a 17‐year‐old boy from New Jersey.

( laughing )

HE TOLD ME HE WAS 19.

Malaba also claims that last year

Shaw was charged with indecent exposure.

OH, HOW DARE HE!

OH, MY GOD.

I WAS SWIMMING AT A NUDE BEACH

WHEN A BIG WAVE WASHED ME ASHORE

AT A RETIREMENT VILLAGE.

MAX, MAX, MAX, MAX.

LOOK, RELAX, RELAX.

THIS WHOLE THING WILL BLOW OVER

BY TOMORROW, I'M TELLING YOU.

After this, we'll have more on Maxine Shaw

the so‐called "Nympho Candidate"

and her steamy ties to Kyle Barker

a rising Wall Street funds manager.

OH, OVERTON, THIS IS SO ROMANTIC.

AND THE VIEW‐‐

YOU KNOW, PAST THE HORSE‐‐ IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

UM, SYNCLAIRE, SOMETHING I'VE

BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU ALL NIGHT.

DAMN.

RIDE'S OVER.

ENJOY THE PARK.

WHAT HAPPENED?

THE HARNESS FELL APART.

YOU PAY $50 FOR SOMETHING

YOU THINK IT WOULD LAST FOR MORE THAN 32 YEARS.

WELL, GUESS I'LL TAKE A LITTLE LOOK.

COME ON, MAN!

GIVE ME ALL YOUR VALUABLE STUFF

OR YOUR DEAD!

OVERTON, GIVE THAT MAN ANYTHING HE WANTS.

STOP YELLING, LADY.

MY HEAD HURTS.

BE COOL, MAN.

HERE, HERE. YOU GOT IT.

YOU GOT IT.

CLEVELAND CAVALIER CUFF LINKS?

DOES EVERYBODY IN NEW YORK

HAVE A PAIR OF THESE TONIGHT?

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

I MAY TAKE LITHIUM

BUT I KNOW WHEN SOMEONE'S HOLDING OUT ON ME.

COME HERE.

DO YOU WORK OUT?

YOU'RE PRETTY CUT.

GIVE IT TO ME.

THANKS, BROTHER.

WHOO!

OH, MY GOD. OBIE, ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH, I'M FINE.

MAN, YOU HANDLED THAT BEAUTIFULLY.

I USUALLY GET KICKED IN THE CROTCH.

COME IN, DISPATCH.

GOT A CODE 42.

PASSENGERS OKAY. CROTCH IS FINE.

HELP IS ON THE WAY.

THEN THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO DO.

COME ON.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, SYNCLAIRE.

OBIE, THEY'RE ONLY THINGS.

THEY HAVE NO MEANING‐‐

AND YOU ALWAYS SAID THE CAVALIERS SUCK.

NO, I AIN'T GOING OUT LIKE THAT, BABY

'CAUSE THERE'S MORE TO IT THAN THAT.

MUCH MORE.

JUST REMEMBER THAT, UM...

I LOVE YOU.

COME ON, GIRL.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

And here are mug shots

of the candidate and her financial flame

moments after they were thrown out

of a Brian McKnight concert for disorderly conduct.

OH, THIS IS TRULY MY LOWEST MOMENT.

And this just in‐‐.

Channel 6 has gotten hold of an exclusive video

of Maxine Shaw with a male stripper.

Max: Officer, do you have a license to carry that?

Ooh, Officer Goodbody, frisk me! Frisk me!

[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]