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( Delighted laughter )

OKAY, KYLE. THAT'S YOUR I'M‐'BOUT‐TO‐GET‐PAID LAUGH.

WHAT'S UP?

WELL, I WILL LET YOU IN ON THE RESULTS

OF MY BRILLIANT RESEARCH

AS LONG AS YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

WE CAN KEEP A SECRET

MR. STILL‐PLAYS‐ THE‐SOUNDTRACK‐FROM‐ FAME.

OH, MAN, I LOVED THAT MOVIE!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CUTE LITTLE SONGBIRD, IRENE CARA?

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT ANGRY DANCER, LEROY.

( All laughing )

Maxine: YOU'RE RIGHT, GIRL! WORK IT! I LOVED LEROY!

OKAY, CAN WE GET TO SOMETHING

WITH JUST A LITTLE MORE SUBSTANCE, PLEASE?

NOW, YOU ALL HEARD OF THE SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON

KICKBOXING SWAMP RATS, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE ONE RIGHT AFTER TURBO POSSUMS.

WELL, TOMORROW, HARTMAN FOODS IS RELEASING A NEW CEREAL

CONNECTED WITH THE SHOW.

AW, MAN, EVERY KID IN THE COUNTRY

WATCHES THAT SHOW.

YOU KNOW THEY'LL WANT TO GRUB ON THAT.

WHICH IS WHY I HAVE ALREADY PURCHASED HARTMAN STOCK

FOR ALL OF MY CLIENTS

AND WHEN THEIR STOCK DOUBLES ON THE MARKET

SO WILL MY STANDING ON WALL STREET.

I WILL BE GOD. THANK YOU.

I HEAR YOU, KYLE.

YOU WANT ME TO INVEST THE TEN GRAND I WON

IN THAT THREE‐POINT‐SHOT CONTEST.

WELL, I'M VERY SORRY TO SAY I CAN ONLY PART WITH A SKOSH.

OF THE JONES FINANCIAL MOTHER LODE.

WELL, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR ENTIRE SKOSH.

BECAUSE DEALING WITH A FRIEND'S MONEY

IN THE STOCK MARKET, MAN, IS THE SUREST WAY TO GAIN AN ENEMY.

Maxine: HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! WAIT A MINUTE NOW!

YOU KNOW, I...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE, BUT FRIENDS WE'RE NOT.

I'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK.

YOU KNOW, UH, FRIEND

IT WAS MY PLEASURE SPENDING THE WEEKEND

INSTALLING THE PROFESSIONAL‐ QUALITY TIE RACK IN YOUR CLOSET.

NOW, WHY AM I BRINGING THIS UP AT THIS TIME?

WELL, YOU BE THE JUDGE.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

I GUESS I CAN HELP YOU ALL OUT JUST THIS ONCE.

WELL, NOW, OBIE, I DON'T KNOW.

THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE RISKY.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR MONEY SOMEPLACE SAFE

LIKE A PYRAMID SCHEME OR KENO.

WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE WHAT LITTLE MONEY I DO HAVE

TO KYLE WITHOUT SOME SERIOUS RESEARCH.

HOW DO YOU KNOW KIDS ARE EVEN GOING TO EAT IT?

IT'S CALLED "SUGAR‐COATED FROSTED SWAMP NUGGETS O' HONEY."

DANG.

SOUNDS LIKE ME AND ALL THE DENTISTS OF AMERICA

ARE ABOUT TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!

WRITE THE CHECK.

♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ SINGLE ♪

♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪

♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

♪ WHENEVER THIS LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪

♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪

♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪

♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪

[Captioning sponsored by FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY

[and WARNER BROS. TELEVISION]

EXPECT RECORD LOWS

SO IT IS THE PERFECT TIME

TO THROW A LITTLE LOG ON THE FIRE

AND SNUGGLE UP WITH THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE.

SORRY, LADIES, BUT I'M TAKEN TONIGHT.

TILL NEXT TIME, THIS IS COLE FRONT

YOUR QUIET STORM, KEEPIN' YOU WARM

AND REMEMBER: NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS OUT THERE

YOU STILL GET TO HEAR ABOUT IT FROM ME.

( Wrap‐up theme playing )

AND WE'RE CLEAR! TO COMMERCIAL.

WOW! HEY, THAT WAS REALLY GOOD, COLE.

YOU MAKE THE WEATHER SEEM ALMOST INTERESTING.

KEEP THAT UP, I'M GONNA NAME A TORNADO AFTER YOU.

HONEY... I AM A TORNADO.

GO AHEAD, TORNADO.

SEE YOU TONIGHT?

YES, SIR.

BYE.

OH!

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

PLEASE.

ALLOW ME.

OH.

REGINE HUNTER.

WELL, THANK YOU, UM...

WARNER DEVANT.

SO YOU WORK AT PALO ALTO.

YEP.

STUDIO'S ON THE 18th FLOOR.

YOUR OFFICE IN THE BUILDING?

NO, I'M HERE FOR A LUNCH APPOINTMENT.

MY ARCHITECTURAL FIRM IS TWO BLOCKS AWAY.

OH. ARCHITECT, HUH?

HAVE YOU DESIGNED ANYTHING I'D RECOGNIZE?

DO YOU KNOW THE SEATON TOWERS?

OH, THE ONE WITH THE BEAUTIFUL ROOFTOP GARDEN

NEXT TO THAT UGLY BROWN THING.

I DESIGNED THE UGLY BROWN THING.

I LIKE THE COLOR.

NEVER MIND.

( laughing )

LOOK, TOMORROW, I'M UNVEILING AN UGLY GREEN BUILDING.

I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO BE MY GUEST.

OH, WELL, UM...

DO YOU HAVE A BUSINESS CARD SO THAT I COULD THINK IT OVER

AND MAKE YOU SWEAT IT OUT FOR A DAY?

IF IT WILL MAKE IT ANY EASIER, IT'S A TOLL‐FREE NUMBER.

UH, HOW SHOULD I DRESS?

JUST WEAR ANYTHING TO GO WITH THAT LOVELY SMILE.

HEY, SON.

READY FOR LUNCH?

HEY, POP, DIDN'T YOU GET MY MESSAGE?

I CAN'T MAKE IT.

WE GOT A TAPING IN CENTRAL PARK.

DIG THIS: I GET TO HOLD UP THIS GROUNDHOG

AND I SAY LIKE THIS‐‐

( deep voice ): HE PREDICTS THE WEATHER ONCE A YEAR.

I'M ON EVERY NIGHT.

( Chuckles ): THAT'S, THAT'S GOOD, SON.

THAT'S GOOD. HOW ABOUT DINNER, THEN?

I HAVE A DATE. WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW?

I CAN'T. I HAVE A DATE.

SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S A COUPLE OF LUCKY LADIES OUT THERE.

( Both laughing )

Announcer: And that's today's story in the bond market.

Now let's take a look at today's business highlights.

TRADING VOLUME WAS HEAVY.

XEROX CONTINUED TO PERFORM.

PORK BELLIES ARE UP QUITE NICELY.

MMM.

I WISH WE KNEW WHAT THE HELL

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT!

I KNOW.

AH! CONGRATULATIONS, INVESTORS.

AS OF CLOSE OF MARKET TODAY

I DOUBLED YOUR MONEY.

OH, YEAH!

YOU HEAR THAT, SYNCLAIRE?

NOW I CAN TAKE YOU ON THAT FIRST‐CLASS CARIBBEAN CRUISE

AND I CAN BUY ALL THE ANTI‐ NAUSEA MEDICINE YOU'LL NEED.

OH, OBIE, I'LL BE YOUR BAHAMA MAMA.

MMM, THAT'S RIGHT.

WHOO! I CAN'T WAIT TO DOUBLE MY MONEY AGAIN.

YOU KNOW, I'M BULLISH ON BARKER, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OH, MAXINE...

NO, GET OFF ME, MAN.

YO, MAN, LET IT RIDE!

LET IT RIDE!

LET IT RIDE, BABY!

OH, YEAH!

All: PARLAY!

PARLAY!

LET IT RIDE, NOW.

PARLAY!

JUST A MINUTE, JUST A MINUTE. JUST, JUST A MINUTE.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR A SENSIBLE COURSE OF INVESTMENTS

SO I'M GOING TO PUT TOGETHER

A FEW JUNIOR INVESTMENT PORTFOLIOS FOR EACH OF YOU.

OKAY, BUT, UH, LOOK HERE.

A WORD OF CAUTION‐‐

I AM A BITCH WHEN I'M BROKE.

OKAY, GO AHEAD ON, BRO.

DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.

HEY, KYLE, LET'S POOL OUR INVESTMENT IDEAS.

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU'RE GOING TO BUY?

EAR PLUGS.

NO, I MEAN IT, WARNER.

THOSE WERE THE BEST SEATS I HAVE EVER HAD AT THE OPERA.

I MEAN, I COULD ACTUALLY SEE THE SWEAT

DRIP OFF PAVAROTTI'S SECOND CHIN.

MM, WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD ON A SECOND.

THERE'S ANOTHER CALL.

HELLO?

OH, HI, COLE... UH‐HUH.

WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE STILL ON FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

OKAY. SMOOCHES!

HELLO, WARNER?

UH‐HUH... OKAY.

OF COURSE WE'RE STILL ON FOR FRIDAY NIGHT.

HMM‐MM. SMOOCHES!

AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

THE LADY'S GOING TO JUGGLE A TOMAHAWK

A FLAMING TORCH

AND A LIVE TUNA!

( Snickering )

NOW, REGINE, THESE TWO GUYS YOU'RE DATING‐‐

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER?

( Giggles ): THAT'S CUTE, SYNCLAIRE... BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

ACTUALLY, IT IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE TRICKY

BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE THEM BOTH.

OH, BUT DON'T GET ME WRONG, THOUGH.

THERE IS NO E. O. M. YET.

E.O.M.?

"EXPECTATIONS OF MONOGAMY."

IT'S THAT CRITICAL PHASE OF A RELATIONSHIP

WHERE YOU JUST PASS CASUAL DATING

BUT HAVEN'T YET CALLED ALL THE WOMEN IN HIS PHONE BOOK

AND TOLD THEM TO BACK OFF.

RIGHT. I MEAN, WHEN YOU'RE FIRST DATING

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LOOK YOUR BEST.

YOU SHAVE YOUR LEG, MAYBE BOTH...

BUT WHEN YOU HIT E. O. M.

HE THINKS YOUR FURRY LEGS ARE SEXY, YOU KNOW?

THE POINT IS THAT BOTH OF THESE GENTLEMEN

OFFER THEIR OWN PARTICULAR CHARMS.

I MEAN, WARNER‐‐ HE'S DISTINGUISHED

AND HE'S KIND AND HE'S FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED.

NOW, COLE‐‐ HE'S HANDSOME AND HE'S FUNNY AND FAMOUS

AND FINANCIALLY WELL‐FIXED.

TOGETHER, I AM DATING THE PERFECT MAN.

DIDN'T KYLE INVEST SOME OF YOUR MONEY

IN KANSAS CONTINENTAL COMMUNICATIONS?

YEAH, WE ALL GOT A BLOCK OF CAN‐CON‐COM.

WELL, IT'S DOWN TWO POINTS.

YOU KNOW, THIS STOCK MARKET STUFF WAS A LOT MORE FUN

WHEN WE AIN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON.

I KNOW ONE THING‐‐

I GOT FIVE SHARES OF KYLE'S ASS IF HE LOST MY MONEY.

( Pounding )

I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU PEOPLE.

I GOT MORE CALLS FROM YOU ALL TODAY

THAN I GOT FROM ALL OF MY INVESTORS LAST MONTH

AND WITH SUCH SAVVY INVESTMENT STRATEGIES

AS "KYLE, BUY TEN SHARES OF DENZEL WASHINGTON."

WELL, DENZEL CUTE.

AND YOU! YOU WANTED ME TO INVEST

IN A RECLINING ELECTRIC CHAIR?

WHO?

AND WHERE'S...

( grunting )

AND YOU WANTED ME TO BUY STOCK IN McDONALD'S.

JUST SO YOU COULD WALTZ IN

AND ASK FOR THE RECIPE FOR THE SECRET SAUCE?

AND YOU...!

( Sputtering )

WELL, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY YOU CALLED.

I HIT THE WRONG SPEED‐DIAL BUTTON.

ALL RIGHT, B. S. HUTTON

I WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY HOW MUCH HAVE I LOST

SINCE THIS MORNING.

( Clicking )

ROUGHLY THREE DOLLARS.

ROUGHLY?

WHAT KIND OF SLIPSHOD OPERATION

ARE YOU RUNNING?!

THE KIND THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE THE THREE OF YOU

BECAUSE AS OF RIGHT NOW‐‐ HA‐HA!

I AM NO LONGER YOUR STOCKBROKER.

WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE

BUT YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT ME MOUNTING

THAT WATERPROOF KARAOKE MACHINE IN YOUR SHOWER!

EH, FORGET HIM.

HE WASN'T VERY PROFESSIONAL ANYWAY.

YOU KNOW, AFTER A FEW OF MY TEST CALLS

JUST TO SEE IF HE WAS RIGHT BY THE PHONE

WHEN I NEEDED HIM

HE CAUGHT QUITE THE LITTLE ATTITUDE.

HEY, YOU GUYS.

YOU REMEMBER WARNER.

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

SAY, DO YOU THINK IT'D BE ALL RIGHT

IF WE TURNED TO CHANNEL 5 FOR JUST A MINUTE?

WHAT'S ON?

Front: This is Cole Front saying:

Whenever there are clouds above

just think of Cole and the forecast is love.

By the way, Happy 89th Birthday, Grandma.

HE MENTIONS MY MOTHER

EVERY YEAR.

WHAT A GOOD SON.

SON?

I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU MAMA.

( Maxine cackling )

SO, COLE FRONT

THE WEATHER GUY, IS YOUR SON?

THAT'S MY BOY.

BUT YOU HAVE DIFFERENT LAST NAMES.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

IT MAKES NO SENSE, I TELL YOU!

WELL, "DEVANT" IS FRENCH FOR "FRONT"

AND COLE WANTED SOMETHING CATCHY

FOR TELEVISION.

GOOD THING OUR FAMILY NAME WASN'T DERRIERE.

YOU KNOW, I HAD A SECOND GRADE TEACHER NAMED MR. BUTTS

AND WE LIKED HIM.

SO, WARNER...

I MEAN, IS YOUR GOOD‐LOOKING SON

SEEING ANYBODY RIGHT NOW?

COLE?

I DON'T KEEP TRACK.

CLEARLY.

OKAY, UH, WARNER, UH, YOU KNOW

TONIGHT HAS REALLY BEEN GREAT

BUT, UH, OOH, I REALLY NEED TO LAY DOWN.

WHAT'S WRONG?

FEELING A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER?

I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW, OKAY?

YES.

FEEL BETTER.

OKAY.

TEN MILLION FREAKING PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY

AND I HAVE TO PICK A FATHER AND A SON?!

B‐B‐BUT WHAT ARE THE ODDS, HUH?

WH‐WH‐WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED?

TH‐TH‐THIS IS SO...

IT'S... IT‐IT'S SO...

NINETIES.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I KNOW THAT LITTLE ELF FACE OF YOURS

DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS.

KHADIJAH, NOW, COME ON.

JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE RELATED, WHY SHOULD I PENALIZE THEM?

I DON'T KNOW, REGINE.

YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN IN SOME PRETTY FREAKY.

DATING SITUATIONS.

I MEAN, BROTHER‐BROTHER

GRANDUNCLE‐NEPHEW...

KYLE.

BUT FATHER‐SON.

THAT'S JUST SICK.

WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THESE TWO ANYWAY?

IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE RICHARD AND LeVAR BURTON.

YOU KNOW THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SPOTS?

OH. WELL, I CAN CERTAINLY SEE WHY.

THEY HAVE SHRIMP SCAMPI PREPARED JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.

YOU MEAN WITH A DOCTOR TO REVIVE ME?

YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO SHELL FISH.

MY FATHER

LIKES IT, THOUGH.

REALLY?

YEAH.

I LOVE THIS PLACE.

THE SCAMPI IS LIGHT ON THE GARLIC.

JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT.

( Regine laughs )

WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS MORE THAN YOU DID THAT MOVIE.

I'M SORRY, REGINE.

I'VE JUST NEVER BEEN A BIG MARIO VAN PEEBLES FAN.

Regine: YOU KNOW

I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THIS NECKLACE.

IT'S SO SPECIAL.

YES, IT IS, ISN'T IT?

WHICH REMINDS ME.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO FOR MY BIRTHDAY?

WE SHOULD KICK BACK AND WATCH NEW JACK CITY...

AND THE MAKING OF NEW JACK CITY.

AND JUST GET US A BIG PLATTER OF MANWICHES, YOU KNOW THAT?

WELL, I ALREADY HAVE APRIL 14 CIRCLED ON MY CALENDAR.

APRIL 14?

YOU KNOW, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

THAT'S MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY.

WELL, GOOD FOR HIM.

MY, THAT'S A LOVELY NECKLACE.

IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE MY SON GAVE HIS EX‐WIFE.

ANYWAY, WEDNESDAY'S HIS BIRTHDAY

AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE FAMILY GATHERING.

I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU OFF TO MY TWO SONS.

YOU HAVE ANOTHER SON?

YES. HE'S A PRIEST.

THANK GOD.

( Knock at door )

HEY, HEY.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T OUR EX‐BROKER.

KYLE, WE FOUND A BROKER AT YOUR INVESTMENT FIRM

THAT WAS VERY HAPPY TO LOOK AFTER OUR INVESTMENTS.

YES, I KNOW.

THIS AFTERNOON HE KISSED ME ON THE FOREHEAD

SAID, "THANK YOU FOR THE SUCKERS"

AS HE HEADED OUT THE DOOR TOWARD THE PORSCHE DEALERSHIP.

DO YOU RECALL

ME TELLING YOU THAT EVERY TIME YOU BUY AND SELL STOCK

THERE IS A TWO PERCENT COMMISSION?

KIND OF.

YEAH, WELL, YOU PEOPLE

KIND OF MADE 317 TRANSACTIONS TODAY.

( Devious chuckle )

FOR SOME REASON, MY STOMACH HURTS.

SO WHAT YOU SAYING?

ALL MY MAN'S MONEY'S GONE?

( Kyle snickers )

NO.

FORTUNATELY, I WAS ABLE TO POOL

THE REMAINING ASSETS AND INVEST THEM

IN A DIFFERENT KIND OF FINANCIAL INSTRUMENT.

HERE, HOLD THIS.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS.

YOU TAKE THE COIN AND PLACE IT ON THE TOMB.

THEN THE LITTLE MAN'S HAND COMES OUT

AND SNATCHES IT AWAY.

FOR SAFEKEEPING.

ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

Kyle: AH. SO, REGINE

I SEE YOU'RE BACK FROM YOUR DATE

WITH SANFORD AND SON.

( Chuckles loudly )

Y'ALL, IT'S GETTING TO BE A LITTLE MUCH.

I MEAN, I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY BE ON MY GUARD

SO THAT I DON'T CONFUSE WHO DID WHAT AND WHEN AND WHERE.

OOH, IF I WANTED TO WORK THIS HARD AT DATING

I'D HAVE BEEN ONE OF Y'ALL.

( Knocking )

OH, REGINE.

COMPANY.

WARNER. COLE.

WON'T YOU COME IN.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME COFFEE?

OH, WE'RE OUT.

I'LL RUN TO JERSEY

AND GET SOME.

REGINE, WE'D LIKE TO SPEAK

WITH BOTH YOUR FACES, PLEASE.

PLEASE SIT DOWN.

GO AHEAD, RIGHT THERE.

OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK THAT REGINE WANTS TO BE ALONE

WITH HER DATE AND HIS SON.

OR... HER DATE AND HIS DAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I MEAN THEM.

GOOD SAVE, SYNCLAIRE.

ACTUALLY, SHE DID ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, THIS IS A AWKWARD SITUATION.

YOU'RE RIGHT

THIS IS THE MOST AWKWARD SITUATION...

GET OUT!

OKAY. OKAY.

( Murmuring )

( Kyle humming theme to Sanford and Son )

REGINE, WE HAVE A PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS.

I WAS HOPING TO COME HERE AND FIND OUT IT WASN'T TRUE.

SEE IF I LEFT MY SUNGLASSES HERE THE OTHER DAY.

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.

AND I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET SWEET ON YOU

AND THEN DISCOVER YOU WERE DATING MY SON.

I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL.

I TOLD YOU SECRETS

ONLY A TRAINED METEOROLOGIST WOULD KNOW

LIKE, LIKE WHAT IS SLEET.

BELIEVE ME, I AM VERY FOND OF BOTH OF YOU.

ALL I CAN SAY IS I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

I‐I THINK IT WOULD BE EASIER ON‐ON BOTH OF YOU

IF YOU'D JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.

NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET OFF THAT EASY.

YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE OF US.

COLE, DON'T PUT HER ON THE SPOT.

IT'S NOT FAIR.

SHE SAYS SHE LIKES US BOTH.

SHE SHOULD PICK.

FINE. I WILL PICK.

GOOD.

I CHOOSE YOU...

WARNER.

SO, IT'S LIKE THAT, HUH?

HEY, FRANKLY

I THINK SHE MADE A GOOD CHOICE.

NO, NO, IT'S FINE.

I... I DON'T NEED YOU, I DON'T NEED ANYONE.

I'M A WEATHERMAN.

COLE FRONT IS BACK ON THE HUNT.

WARNER, I DID MEAN WHAT I SAID.

I REALLY ENJOY YOUR COMPANY

BUT I WOULD UNDERSTAND

IF YOU NEVER WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN.

WELL, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU LEADING US ON.

AND I HAVE TO CONSIDER MY SON'S FEELINGS.

WHAT THE HELL.

I'LL BE DEAD LONG BEFORE HE IS.

LET'S GO DANCING.

WELL, GREAT.

UM, OH, I KNOW THIS GREAT PLACE

THAT PLAYS OLDIES, AND WE CAN DO THE TWIST.

BUMP THAT. I'M INTO HIP HOP.

YOU DOWN WITH THE BUTTERFLY?

( Shrieking laughter )

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

FOR THOSE OF YOU

CAUGHT IN YESTERDAY'S FLASH FLOOD

YOU'RE PROBABLY BLAMING ME

FOR SLAPPING MR. SUNSHINE UP ON THE WEATHER BOARD.

I WAS HAVING SOME PERSONAL PROBLEMS.

KNIFE IN MY BACK.

WE'VE GOT SOME HEAVY CLOUDS IN THE TRI‐STATE AREA

BUT YOU DON'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU THAT.

OPEN THE DAMN WINDOW AND TAKE A LOOK OUT.

THOSE ON THE COAST

WILL NOTICE A LOT OF LOW‐LYING FOG.

JUST SOME LOW, LYING, DUPLICITOUS, DECEITFUL FOG.

I WANT TO SEND A LITTLE SHOUT‐OUT TO MY POP.

HOW YOU DOING, POP?

HI, REGINE.

I'LL TAKE A LITTLE PAUSE FOR THE CAUSE.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT LOVE.

AND WE'RE CLEAR.

BOSS WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY, COLE.

PERFECT, MAN.

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?

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