Original subtitles

THERE'S MY LITTLE EARLY BIRD.

WHERE YOU BEEN, GIRL?

IN PROSPECT PARK WITH HARVEY KEITEL.

HE'S FILMING A MOVIE THERE

AND I THOUGHT THAT WATCHING WORKING ACTORS

WOULD HELP ME IMPROVE MY CRAFT.

SYNCLAIRE, DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN LEARN SOMETHING

JUST BY WATCHING ACTORS?

YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING ME FOR YEARS

YET YOU STILL DRESS LIKE THAT.

I LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO A STAR'S TRAILER

YOU MIGHT SEE MADONNA STUFFING HER CONES.

I KNOW I'D LEARN MORE IF I COULD JUST AFFORD

TO TAKE HARVEY KEITEL'S EXCLUSIVE ACTING SEMINAR.

BABY, IF YOU NEED MONEY, I'M HERE FOR YOU.

I NEED $1,300.

LIKE I SAID, I'M HERE FOR YOU, GIRL.

REGINE, YOU GOT SOME MONEY FOR SYNCLAIRE?

SURE. LET ME JUST GO GET MY CHECKBOOK.

YOU TWO STAY HERE AND HOLD YOUR BREATH.

WHAT YOU HIDING?!

HO, HO, HO.

MAX'S LITTLE BLACK BOOK.

A SNAKESKIN COVER.

HOW APPROPRIATE.

HANDS OFF, THUMBELINA.

THIS IS NOT FOR YOUR PRYING EYES.

WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE IT IN MY HOUSE?

KYLE'S DEVELOPED THIS NEED TO GET TO KNOW ME.

HE FOUND A PICTURE OF ME AND AN OLD BOYFRIEND.

IT LED TO A HALF‐HOUR DISCUSSION.

ALL OF THAT OVER ONE PICTURE?

DEXTER AND I WERE SUNBATHING ON A NUDE BEACH.

AT LEAST, I THINK IT WAS A NUDE BEACH.

I SAW NO SIGNS.

ANYWAY, LISTEN, IF THAT LED TO A HALF HOUR

JUST IMAGINE WHAT THIS WOULD LEAD TO.

I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME HIDE THAT FOR YOU?

YOU KNOW, I JUST REMEMBERED

THE PERFECT PLACE IN MY APARTMENT.

KYLE'S AFRAID TO GO IN MY FRIDGE.

HE SWORE THE LAST TIME, SOMETHING TRIED TO GRAB HIM.

SUIT YOURSELF.

♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ SINGLE ♪

♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪

♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

♪ WHENEVER THIS LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪

♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪

♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪

♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪

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REGINE, I AM BUSY.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK.

COME ON, KHADIJAH.

NOW YOU WENT TO SCHOOL WITH MAX.

YOU MUST KNOW HER SECRET CODE.

LIKE, WHAT DO THREE FIRECRACKERS MEAN?

THEY MEAN IF REGINE DOESN'T MIND HER OWN BUSINESS

IT MAY BLOW UP IN HER FACE.

HMM.

TWO STARS AND A CRESCENT MOON.

I'M THINKING EITHER THIS GUY WAS A STELLAR LOVER

OR HE WAS OKAY FOR A MUSLIM.

HEY, THERE.

LISTEN, WHAT DO YOU THINK

ABOUT GETTING UP AT 4:00 TOMORROW MORNING?

THE COMPUTER AT FLAVOR BROKE DOWN AGAIN.

NO, I WANT TO GO FISHING.

OF COURSE THE COMPUTER

BROKE DOWN, NORTON.

THERE'S GOT TO BE A MODERN COMPUTER OUT THERE.

YOU KNOW, ONE WHERE THE SCREEN

DOESN'T DIM WHEN YOU STOP PEDDLING.

KHADIJAH, THIS LETTER FROM THE BANK

IS ADDRESSED TO THE BOTH OF US.

HOW OVERDRAWN IS FLAVOR THIS TIME?

I DON'T KNOW.

THERE'S A CHECK FOR $2,700.

GIVE ME THAT.

IT SAYS HERE THAT THE $500 SAVINGS BOND

WE BOUGHT 15 YEARS AGO HAS MATURED.

HOW DID TWO KIDS GET 500 BUCKS?

RUN NUMBERS?

KNOCK OVER BANKS?

SORRY, I'VE BEEN WORKING THE JUVENILE COURTS

THIS WEEK, AND...

ACTUALLY, KHADIJAH AND I

MADE THE MONEY ONE SUMMER WASHING CARS.

AND SELLING RANDOM ITEMS WE FOUND AROUND THE HOUSE.

AS FAR AS I KNOW

AUNT RITA STILL HASN'T FOUND THAT IRONING BOARD.

YOU KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO WITH $2,700?

YEAH.

WE CAN REPLACE THAT SORRY‐ASS COMPUTER AT FLAVOR.

DAMN.

WE COULD AFFORD THE PENTIMOUNT CD 625.

WE COULD?

YOU COULD INVEST THIS MONEY IN THE STOCK MARKET.

SO YOU COULD TAKE A COMMISSION?

WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.

I SUPPOSE I WOULD.

$2,700 WILL MAKE

A TIDY DOWN PAYMENT ON THAT COMPUTER.

SO, ALL OF THE MONEY WOULD BE USED FOR THAT?

YEAH.

SOUNDS LIKE A DREAM.

ALL RIGHT, HOLD UP, SYNCLAIRE.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE MONEY?

NO, NO.

THAT COMPUTER THING SOUNDS LIKE THE THING TO DO

WITH THE, UH... CHECK THING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE MAX EVEN CODED THE PHONE NUMBERS AND...

TWO EGGS BEATEN LIGHTLY.

BAKE AT 350.

SERVES 12.

THANKS FOR THE RECIPES, MAX...

RECIPES.

ALL RIGHT, GIRL, HE'S ON TO US.

I'LL CONFESS.

KYLE, THAT MAX'S LITTLE BLACK BOOK...

YOU OPEN THAT BOOK

YOUR FACE WILL MELT LIKE WAX.

IT'S THAT WHOLE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK THING.

YEAH, WELL, I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.

AFTER ALL, I'VE SEEN YOU IN THE MORNING AND SURVIVED.

( Cackling )

HEY, CINNAMON STICK, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

HARVEY KEITEL WAS SO POWERFUL TODAY.

I WATCHED HIM STUDY A SCENE, THROW THE SCRIPT AWAY

AND AD‐LIB A BRAND‐NEW ONE.

EVERYONE WAS MOVED.

THE WRITER WAS IN TEARS.

GOD, I WISH I COULD TAKE HIS SEMINAR.

LET ME SEE THAT.

"HARVEY KEITEL'S HOW TO KILL, DIE AND PLAY THE PIANO NAKED."

ALL THIS FOR 1,300 BUCKS?

IT INCLUDES LUNCH.

WELL, MY TOO‐SWEET THESPIAN

WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR HALF OF THAT BOND MONEY?

YOU WASHED AS MANY CARS AS KHADIJAH.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I JUST MADE BUBBLES WITH THE SOAP

AND PLAYED ELEPHANT WITH THE HOSE.

WELL, THERE YOU GO.

YOU PROVIDED THE HILARIOUS MORALE BOOSTER

THAT KEPT KHADIJAH LATHERING AT PEAK EFFICIENCY.

SYNCLAIRE, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO AND TALK TO KHADIJAH?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M GOING TO LET HER KNOW IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS

THAT WE'LL SPLIT THAT BOND EVEN‐STEVEN.

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING, KHADIJAH.

WOULD YOU LIKE

TO HAVE HALF OF MY JUICE?

OR PERHAPS HALF A BAGEL?

OR WOULD YOU LIKE

SOME HALF AND HALF IN YOUR COFFEE?

I AM TOO EXCITED TO EAT.

WE GET THE NEW COMPUTER TODAY.

SO DON'T FORGET TO DEPOSIT THE BOND MONEY.

KHADIJAH, I INSIST YOU ALLOW ME

TO SPLIT THIS BAGEL RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE

AND GIVE YOU 50%.

OKAY, SYNCLAIRE. THANKS.

SEE YOU AT THE OFFICE.

DAMN, IT'S GOING TO BE A GOOD DAY.

I DON'T KNOW, THEY SAID IT MIGHT RAIN.

THEN TOMORROW, FLOWERS WILL GROW.

WE THOUGHT WE WAS GOING TO HAVE TO PULL YOU UP OFF OF HER.

ALL RIGHT, KYLE, WHAT DO YOU SAY, AFTER WORK

WE GET SOME DINNER AND CATCH THE 10:00 SHOW?

( Sighs )

ALL RIGHT, KYLE.

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT I HATE WORSE

THAN TALKING ABOUT US

AND THAT'S LISTENING TO YOU SIGH ABOUT US.

( Sighs loudly )

WHY DOES MY LITTLE DIRECTORY HAVE YOU SO UPSET?

BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE BLACK BOOK IS LIKE SCRAPPLE TO ME.

SCRAPPLE?

THAT BRICK OF GRAY STUFF IN THE MEAT SECTION?

YES. WHEN I WAS A KID, I LOVED IT.

THEN ONE DAY, I READ IT CONTAINED

EVERY PIECE OF THE PIG LEFT AFTER THEY MADE HOT DOGS.

AND LET'S JUST SAY THE MAGIC FADED.

AND MY LITTLE BLACK BOOK IS LIKE THAT?

YES.

I WAS BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.

PRAY TELL, SIR, NOT KNOWING WHAT?

THAT YOUR LITTLE BLACK BOOK

CONTAINS ONE MORE ENTRY THAN MINE.

REALLY?

NOW YOU KNOW THE UGLY TRUTH.

OH, AND THAT'S WHAT'S GOT YOU SO DOWN.

OH, POOR BABY‐CITO.

OH, THE TORTURE TO YOUR MANLY PRIDE.

OH.

( laughing )

OH, THAT'S... AH.

OH.

FINALLY, AFTER THREE YEARS ON THIS CHICKEN‐YARD MAGAZINE

YOU MAKE A GOOD DECISION.

WELL, I FINALLY HAD ENOUGH MONEY.

AND I THOUGHT

RAISE FOR RUSSELL, BUY A COMPUTER

GLAD YOU AGREE WITH MY DECISION.

NOW WHAT'S UP WITH THE BAT?

AS SOON AS THIS COMPUTER IS INSTALLED

I'M TAKING THE OLD ONE OUT BACK

AND BEAT IT TILL I'M DIZZY.

I'M HERE FOR THE WEDNESDAY PHOTO RUN.

IVAN, IT'S TUESDAY.

OH, I'LL WAIT.

OH, COOL, A NEW COMPUTER.

IT DOES EVERYTHING.

IT DOES LAYOUT, E‐MAIL.

I CAN EVEN SEND PHOTOS

AND FAXES OVER THE PHONE LINES.

WA‐WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR THEN?

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.

IT'S BEEN REAL.

MIGHT I ADD THAT THIS COMPUTER CANNOT PROVIDE YOU

WITH LOVE AND SUPPORT.

IT ALSO WON'T STALK ME.

WELL, THEN, I GUESS THAT'S IT.

DO YOU MIND IF I JUST WANDER AROUND AIMLESSLY

THINKING ABOUT WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN?

KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

I'M THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO.

MS. JAMES, UM, THE BANK TELLS ME THERE ARE

INSUFFICIENT FUNDS IN YOUR ACCOUNT.

THAT CAN'T BE.

YES, I'M SURE IT'S JUST SOME CLERICAL ERROR.

( Chuckling )

BREAK IT DOWN, FELLAS.

SYNCLAIRE, THANK GOD.

SHE JUST MADE THE DEPOSIT INTO THE ACCOUNT TO COVER THE...

THIS IS FOR ONLY HALF THE AMOUNT.

WHERE IS THE REST OF THE MONEY?

IT'S A FUNNY THING...

GIVE ME THE UNFUNNY VERSION.

I SPENT THE OTHER HALF OF THE MONEY

ON MY ACTING SEMINAR.

OH, JAH.

THE BLASTED GIRL HAS SENT US BACK INTO THE DARK AGES.

YES!

PRAYER WORKS.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO START PRAYING.

OH, GENTLEMEN.

DON'T FORGET THE BUBBLE PACK.

YOU KNOW, BOSS LADY, THERE IS A SILVER LINING.

NOW I GET MY RAISE.

I GET MY RAISE.

I GET MY RAISE.

SO I JUST STOOD THERE

AS THEY WHEELED MY BIG, BEAUTIFUL COMPUTER AWAY.

I'M GOING TO KILL SYNCLAIRE.

Synclaire: HEY, EVERYBODY, I'M HOME.

OH, SHE ANNOUNCES HERSELF.

MAN, THAT'S LIKE THE CHRISTIANS YELLING

"HEY, LIONS, WE'RE HERE!"

HI, KHADIJAH. BACK FROM LUNCH. HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

YOU JUST GOING TO WALK UP IN HERE

AND ACT LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE?

DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME FOR JUST A SECOND?

I DID NOT WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR

UNTIL I WAS TOTALLY COMMITTED.

I WAS CONVINCED, BABY.

I KNOW THERE IS NO WAY

FOR YOU TO EXPLAIN WHAT YOU DID TODAY

SO I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU 30 SECONDS

TO MAKE STUPID EXCUSES.

HOLD ON, KHADIJAH.

YOU'VE BEEN RANTING AND RAVING

EVER SINCE YOU GOT HOME.

WHAT DID MY LITTLE SWEET PEA DO

THAT GOT YOU SO BENT OUT OF SHAPE?

SHE LIED ABOUT DEPOSITING THE BOND MONEY

SHE PRACTICALLY RUINED MY CREDIT

AND WHEN I FINALLY GOT THE TRUTH OUT OF HER

SHE DISAPPEARS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

UH, WELL, YOU KNOW...

UM... I GOT A POLICY OF NOT INTERFERING

IN ARGUMENTS BETWEEN RELATIVES

SO, UM...

WE'LL BE UPSTAIRS WHEN THIS BLOWS OVER, BABY.

MAYBE I DIDN'T GO ABOUT THIS THE RIGHT WAY.

MAYBE?

OKAY, I DIDN'T GO ABOUT THIS THE RIGHT WAY.

IT'S JUST THAT THIS ACTING SEMINAR IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME.

IT IS TAUGHT BY HARVEY KEITEL

FOUNDER OF THE ROBERT DE NIRO STYLE OF ACTING.

COME ON, SYNCLAIRE.

THAT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR WHIMS.

SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY THAT PUBLISHING A MAGAZINE

WITH NO CROSSWORD PUZZLES AND NO COMIC STRIPS IS A WHIM.

( Sputtering )

( phone ringing )

THIS IS JUICIER THAN THE SOAP OPERA I WORK ON.

LOOK, SYNCLAIRE

I HAVE WORKED TOWARDS THIS MAGAZINE

SINCE THE TENTH GRADE

AND YOU

YOU HAVE BEEN AN ACTRESS

FOR TEN MINUTES

AND NEXT WEEK, WHEN YOU DECIDE TO BECOME...

OH! A SNAKE WRANGLER

I'M STILL GOING TO BE WITHOUT A COMPUTER.

LOOKY HERE.

I'VE PUT IN LONG HOURS AT FLAVOR.

AND I'VE ACCEPTED THE LOW WAGES

AND NOW I'M GOING FOR MINE.

I'M AN ACTRESS.

SYNCLAIRE JAMES IN TECHNICOLOR AND SURROUND SOUND.

OOH, THE AUDIENCE IS LISTENING.

( Phone ringing )

WHAT? DID YOU...

HELLO?

KHADIJAH.

HELLO?

RUSS... RUSS?

RUSSELL, SLOW DOWN.

HOW MANY PAGES DID WE LOSE?

WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DO IT BY HAND.

I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING. 5:00 A. M.

THE COMPUTER BROKE DOWN AGAIN.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

WELL, I'M NOT

BUT I WON'T STAND HERE GIVING YOU THE SATISFACTION

OF WATCHING ME NOT BE.

WELL, I TELL YOU THIS‐‐

IF YOU EVER DO MAKE IT AS AN ACTRESS

YOU'LL NEVER BE ON THE COVER OF FLAVOR.

RIGHT!

BECAUSE YOU WON'T HAVE THE GRAPHIC CAPABILITIES.

WHY DO I EVEN DEAL WITH THAT WOMAN?

BECAUSE YOU REALIZE

THAT EVERY TIME MAX DOES SOMETHING REALLY CRUEL TO YOU

IT'S JUST HER DYSFUNCTIONAL WAY OF DENYING HER VERY REAL

AND VERY STRONG ATTRACTION TO YOU.

OVERTON.

EVERYTHING IS SO SIMPLE IN YOUR WORLD.

MAX AND I ARE SOPHISTICATED, URBANE PEOPLE

WITH A COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP AND REAL PROBLEMS...

AND SHE'S HAD ONE MORE LOVER THAN ME, MAN!

SHORTY, IT SOUNDS TO ME

THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LITTLE EGO PROBLEM, BRO.

AS I TOLD YOU, THERE IS NO SUCH THING

AS LITTLE EGO PROBLEMS

ONLY LITTLE EGOS.

( Imitating Kyle ): AND YOURS IS CLEARLY BRUISED.

KYLE, REMEMBER IN THE FIFTH GRADE

WHEN ROSEANNE ROBERSON CHIPPED MY WOODEN FOLD‐OUT TAPE MEASURE?

IT SPINS UPON THE WINDMILLS OF MY MIND.

SHORTY, I LOVED THAT WOMAN

BUT ANYTIME I TRIED TO MEASURE ANYTHING

MY STOMACH WOULD JUST KNOT UP ON ME.

THEN ONE DAY

FORTIFIED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE

THAT PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THINGS‐‐

AND WOOD IS BIODEGRADABLE‐‐

I TOSSED THE ACCURSED TOOL TO THE MIGHTY CUYAHOGA RIVER

AND JUST WATCHED IT FLOAT AWAY.

OVERTON

WHAT DOES THAT SACCHARIN INCIDENT

HAVE TO DO WITH MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MAXINE?

I SUGGEST A PURGING.

DESTROY ANYTHING THAT DISTRACTS YOU AND MAX

FROM THE HERE AND NOW.

IN OTHER WORDS, WHY DON'T YOU BURN THOSE BLACK BOOKS, MAN?

AND WHILE WE'RE DESTROYING NATIONAL MONUMENTS

WHY DON'T I JUST GO TIP OVER STONEHENGE?

( Knocking )

THAT'S PROBABLY MAX.

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO DINNER.

HEY, LOOK HERE.

I GOT A POLICY‐‐

NEVER INTERFERE IN ARGUMENTS BETWEEN INSANE LOVERS.

I'M GOING TO GO TO MY ROOM

AND MAKE SURE YOU DISCONNECT THE SMOKE DETECTORS

BEFORE Y'ALL BURN THOSE BLACK BOOKS.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S BOOGIE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?

UH, MAXINE?

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THE PROPOSAL

THAT WE BURN OUR BLACK BOOKS?

I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST PLUCK OUT MY EYEBALLS

AND USE THEM FOR FRUIT SALAD?

LOOK, IF THIS THING IS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU

WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT, FIND AN ANONYMOUS WOMAN

EVEN UP THE SCORE.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS. WE BOTH KNOW WHO WE ARE.

YOU'VE DATED PEOPLE, I'VE DATED PEOPLE.

I'M IN YOUR BLACK BOOK, YOU'RE IN MINE.

WHOA, WHOA. HOLD UP‐‐ YOU'RE NOT IN MY BLACK BOOK.

NO, I CONSIDER YOU SOMEWHAT A FRIEND.

REALLY?

( Sniffs ): WELL, YOU IN MINE, SO...

I SHOULD BE OFFENDED BY THAT

BUT YET, I FEEL STRANGELY VINDICATED.

ALL RIGHT, MAXINE...

WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

THERE.

NOW THE SCALES ARE BALANCED.

WHY'D YOU DRAW JUMPER CABLES NEXT TO MY NAME?

( Evil laughter )

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW?

COME, SIMBA, LET'S EAT.

MOMMY, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!

OH.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE WATCHING HARVEY KEITEL

NAKED IN THE PARK?

I HAVE A JOB TO DO, KHADIJAH.

YOU KNOW I ALWAYS COME IN EARLY

WHENEVER THE COMPUTER BREAKS DOWN.

OH!

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WANT

TO BUY A COMPUTER WITH YOUR HALF?

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED YOU TO READ MY MIND

BUT YOU KNOW I'VE ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM

STANDING UP FOR MYSELF.

YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.

JUST LAST WEEK, REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID TO THAT GUY?

"HEY, MAN, I SAID ORIGINAL, NOT EXTRA CRISPY

AND I MEANT IT."

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S DIFFERENT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.

YOU CAN BE PRETTY INTIMIDATING WHEN IT COMES TO FLAVOR.

IF I GET A LITTLE INTENSE

IT'S ONLY BECAUSE FLAVOR IS OUR DREAM.

NO.

OUR DREAM WAS TO BE ON SOUL TRAIN.

BUT THAT NEVER HAPPENED, MISS REFUSE‐TO‐WEAR‐A‐MIDRIFF.

FLAVOR IS YOUR DREAM, NOT MINE.

YOU KNOW, I'VE...

ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ONE DAY

I WOULD BE C. E. O. OF FLAVOR ENTERPRISES

AND YOU'D BE PRESIDENT.

OF THE UNITED STATES?

OF FLAVOR ENTERPRISES.

OH.

KHADIJAH, I NEVER THOUGHT

YOU FELT THAT WAY.

WELL, IT'S JUST A RUBBER‐STAMP POSITION FOR LEGAL PURPOSES

BUT STILL... IT WAS A LITTLE PRESUMPTUOUS OF ME

TO THINK YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR OWN PLANS.

YES, IT WAS.

LOOK, I HAVE NEVER BEEN VERY GOOD AT SAYING I'M SORRY.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.

I'M SORRY TOO.

LOVE YOU, BOO.

CRAZY FAMILY.

SPENDING EACH OTHER'S MONEY AND HUGGING BEFORE DAWN.

I TELL YOU, IT'S BABYLON.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

LET'S SEE WHAT HARVEY TAUGHT

MY LITTLE PHI BETA ACTRESS.

OKAY. FIRST, I KILL.

( Imitating Harvey Keitel ): YOU SHOOT HIM, I SWEAR, YOU'LL DIE NEXT.

BLAM! BLAM‐BLAM, BLAM‐BLAM!

OH, MY.

FRIGHTENINGLY REAL.

NOW I DIE.

( Thumping sound )

DAMN, GIRL.

YOUR LIFE JUST FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.

AND NOW, I PLAY THE PIANO.

( Classical music playing )

BRAVA!

UH, BRAVISSIMO.

IF THAT WASN'T WORTH $1,300, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS.

PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON, GIRL, BEFORE YOU CATCH COLD.