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SYNCLAIRE, SHE'S HERE!

OKAY, OKAY.

Both: WELCOME HOME!

OH, YOU TWO...

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I HATE BEING MADE A FUSS OVER.

OKAY, NOW GET ONE FROM THIS ANGLE HERE.

COME ON.

IN FIVE, FOUR

THREE, TWO...

OH, YOU TWO!

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I HATE BEING MADE A FUSS OVER.

GREAT. THAT ALMOST FELT REAL.

IT IS SO GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE PLACE LIKE YOU KNOW

LIKE THE BACK OF YOUR HAND.

THE OLD STOMPING...

WHERE'S MY COUCH?

I GOT RID OF THAT RAGGEDY THING.

I GOT THIS ONE

AT THAT NEW SCANDINAVIAN FURNITURE WAREHOUSE.

BJORN FREE.

WELL, I... I GUESS IT'S NICE

TO HAVE A SPLASH OF FRESHNESS

IN A BELOVED OLD...

WHERE IS MY RUG?

OH, IT DIDN'T GO WITH THE NEW COUCH.

IT'S AT THE SALVATION ARMY.

MY BEDROOM DRAPES?

I ONLY USED

A SMALL PIECE AS A RAG.

THE REST OF IT MADE A WELCOME BED

FOR THAT PREGNANT ALLEY CAT DURING HER TIME OF JOY.

YOU... YOU PEOPLE

HAVE ERASED EVERY TRACE OF MY EVER BEING HERE.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT ME BACK?

REGINE...

COME ON NOW‐‐ YOU'RE FAM.

NOW SOME TACKY DRAPES AND A BOOTY‐ASS RUG CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

REGINE, WE LOVE YOU HOME.

ALL RIGHT.

OBIE, WOULD YOU

BE A DEAR AND TAKE THAT UP TO MY ROOM?

WHICH IS NOW UPSTAIRS AND TO YOUR RIGHT.

I TOOK YOUR OLD ROOM.

YOU TOOK MY BEAUTIFUL, CROSS‐VENTILATED ROOM

AND PUT ME IN THAT MEAT LOCKER OF YOURS?

YOU WON'T BE COLD.

WHY? Y'ALL GOT THE RADIATOR FIXED?

NO. I'VE TAKEN KHADIJAH'S ROOM.

YOU'VE GOT MY OLD ROOM‐‐ THE SWEAT BOX.

♪ WE ARE LIVING ♪

♪ HEY ♪

♪ SINGLE ♪

♪ OOH, IN A '90s KIND OF WORLD ♪

♪ I'M GLAD I GOT MY GIRLS ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ WHAT? ♪

♪ KEEP YOUR HEAD UP ♪ ♪ THAT'S RIGHT ♪

♪ WHENEVER THIS LIFE GETS TOUGH ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO FIGHT WITH ♪

♪ MY HOMEGIRL STANDING TO MY LEFT ♪

♪ AND MY RIGHT ♪

♪ TRUE BLUE, IT'S TIGHT LIKE GLUE ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ CHECK, CHECK, CHECK IT OUT ♪

♪ WE ARE LIVING SINGLE. ♪

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I DON'T GET IT, PUG.

A HAMMER

WITH A LASER TARGETING SYSTEM?

OBIE, IT MEANS IMPROVED ACCURACY.

YOU PUT THE NAIL IN THE WOOD, NOT YOURSELF, IN THE HOSPITAL.

MAN, I'VE BEEN DRIVING NAILS

SINCE I WAS KNEE‐HIGH TO A TOOL BOX

AND I HAVE YET TO GRAZE A KNUCKLE.

I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, OBIE.

GEEZ, NOT YOU.

NEVER YOU.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT EMERGENCY ROOM REGULARS

LIKE ME.

Kyle: SO, PUG.

THIS IS WHERE YOU ARE

WHEN YOU ARE NOT WATCHING HEE HAW.

WELL, IF IT ISN'T KYLE‐‐

THE MAN WHO THINKS SPACKLE IS A FRUIT DRINK.

OVERTON, LET'S JUST GET

YOUR DRYWALL AND GET OUT OF HERE.

THIS PLACE REEKS OF MANUAL LABOR.

HEY, PUG, REMEMBER THAT TIME

WHEN KYLE TRIED TO ASSEMBLE

THE C. D. RACK?

HE WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUT

A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE.

YOU THINK IT'S JUST A SAYING

BUT THIS FOOL

COULDN'T EVEN DO IT...

KYLE, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TELL THE STORY...

JUST SAY SO.

OH, LORD, IT'S MELODY.

HOW CAN SHE MOVE HERE?

I HAD DIBS ON NEW YORK.

MAYBE SHE'S JUST VISITING.

MAN, SHE'S BUYING DOORKNOBS.

THAT'S ONE HELL OF A SOUVENIR.

WHO'S THE CHICK WITH THE KNOBS?

MY EX.

SHE'S THE REASON

I HAD TO LEAVE FAIR CLEVELAND.

SHE COMING THIS WAY?

I'LL ACQUIRE THE TARGET.

HOLD, HOLD.

"ACQUIRE THE TARGET"?

YEAH, ARMY RESERVE, ONE WEEKEND A MONTH.

I BE ALL I CAN BE.

TAKE HER UP, FINGERHUT.

SHE'S IN "SOILS OF THE WORLD" AND CLOSING RAPIDLY.

COME ON, KYLE, LET'S ROLL OUT OF HERE.

I CAN'T FACE MELODY RIGHT NOW

WITHOUT MAKING

A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF.

STELLA!

ALL RIGHT, I GOT TWO QUESTIONS.

WHAT IS THIS THING?

AND WHAT IS IT DOING IN OUR BATHROOM?

MY AUNT MO SENT ME THAT.

SEE?

SHE'S PRINCESS PORCELAIN

OF THE TIDY POTTY.

HEY

DID YOU AGREE TO THIS JUST TO TORTURE ME?

OF COURSE NOT.

THE FACT THAT IT TORTURES YOU IS A BONUS.

♪ TAKE CONTROL ♪

♪ ATTORNEY ANNULLED ♪

♪ GUILTY, INNOCENT ♪

♪ I'M... ♪

♪ GOING OUT ON THE TOWN ♪

♪ LOOKING GREAT, MAXINE SHAW ♪

WHEN YOU MOVED OUT, WE GAVE MAXINE

A LITTLE OF OUR CLOSET SPACE.

GOOD NEIGHBOR POLICY.

I'M TAKING MY OLD ROOM BACK.

NOT UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT

STUFFED IN A CLOTHES HAMPER.

HEY, IF YOU CAN SWING IT...

YOU KNOW, OVERTON, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING

BY AVOIDING MELODY.

DISCRETION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR.

JUST A FANCY WAY OF SAYING I'M A COWARD.

NO, NOT SO MUCH FANCY... AS IT IS ELOQUENT.

YOU KNOW, I RAN FROM THAT GIRL THREE YEARS AGO

AND I RAN FROM HER TODAY.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO SEE HER.

ARE YOU FORGETTING THE LIPS?

ONE KISS FROM HER

AND YOU WERE PAINTING HER TOE NAILS.

RIGHT. CAN'T RISK THE LIPS.

BUT I MUST...

I MUSTN'T...

I SHALL

I SHAN'T.

SHAN'T I?

EXCUSE ME, HAMLET.

BUT WHAT ABOUT

WHEN SYNCLAIRE FINDS OUT?

YOU MEAN BEFORE I TELL HER?

NO, BROTHER.

GIRLFRIENDS ARE BEST HANDLED ON A NEED‐TO‐KNOW BASIS.

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, MY CANINE FRIEND.

SEE, IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP, WOMEN...

( softer: ) WOMEN ARE PSYCHIC.

YOU DON'T TELL THEM SOMETHING'S UP

THEY'LL SENSE IT.

BRING IT UP WHILE YOU'RE EATING

AND A BROTHER COULD CHOKE TO DEATH.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

W‐W‐WOULD THIS APPLY TO MAX

NOW THAT SHE AND I ARE A COUPLE?

SHE CAN READ YOUR MIND.

SHE'S YOUR EYE IN THE SKY.

COULD BE IT BE POSSIBLE THAT SHE ALREADY KNOWS

I'M PLANNING ON GOING TO THE GIANTS GAME WITHOUT HER?

OH, GOOD GOD!

I SHOULDN'T PUT THAT OUT THERE.

CAN WE GET BACK TO MY PROBLEM?

I MUST DEFEND MYSELF

AGAINST THAT PIT BULL IN HEELS, YES.

I'M GOING UPSTAIRS TO CLEAR MY MIND

OF INCRIMINATING THOUGHTS.

KYLE?

YEAH, BUD.

GO GIANTS.

( Chuckling )

HEY, SUGAR BEET.

OH, MY GOD, IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN.

WHO IS SHE, OVERTON?

WHO IS SHE?

JUST AN EX‐GIRLFRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

MELODY?

THE GIRL

WHO BROKE YOUR HEART

AND DROVE YOU OUT OF FAIR CLEVELAND?

DAMN, YOU'RE ON TODAY, AIN'T YOU, GIRL?

IT WASN'T MY FAULT.

KYLE SPOTTED HER DOWN AT THE HARDWARE HACIENDA.

APPARENTLY, SHE'S MOVED HERE TO BROOKLYN

AND I'D LIKE TO SEE HER ONE MORE TIME

IF THAT'S COOL WITH YOU.

WHAT A RELIEF.

I FORBID YOU.

THERE, THAT'S SETTLED, ISN'T IT?

OH, COME ON, MY LITTLE DUNKAROO.

THIS IS ONE CHAPTER OF MY LIFE

I REALLY NEED TO PUT BEHIND ME.

WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?

I DON'T KNOW.

ABOUT FIVE‐TWO

MEDIUM BUILT

REGULAR HAIR

LITTLE SMALL ANKLES...

UH‐UH! FORGET IT!

FORGET IT!

YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU PERMISSION

TO SEE SOME THIN‐ANKLED BABE WITH TA‐TAS TO TUESDAY? NO!

"TA‐TAS TO TUESDAY"?

I KNOW YOUR TASTE.

YOU KNOW, SYNCLAIRE, I COULD HAVE GONE TO SEE HER

AND YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND OUT.

OKAY, YOU'D KNOW INSTANTLY.

BUT, I MEAN, DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

( Beeping )

OF COURSE I TRUST YOU, OVERTON.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

MY HEART IS TELLING ME "NO"

AND MY HEAD IS TELLING ME "HELL, NO."

( beeping )

OH, SHOOT.

THAT'S A PRIORITY ONE.

IT MUST BE THAT NEW TENANT IN 2‐F.

PROBABLY GOT HIS ARM STUCK IN THE TRASH SHOOT AGAIN.

KEEP TRYING TO TELL HIM

"YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT NO GARBAGE, MAN."

YEAH, HELLO. THIS IS OVERTON...

OH.

HELLO, THERE.

MELODY.

UH, LONG TIME NO HEAR.

UH, HOW'D YOU GET THE NUMBER?

OH, YEAH, PUG.

GOOD OL' PUG.

PUG DID IT.

YEAH, THAT WAS ME WADDLING.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

UH... LOVE?

UH, SHE WANTS TO GET TOGETHER.

OVERTON?

WELL, IT'LL BE A WELL‐LIT NEUTRAL TERRITORY.

I WON'T SHAVE.

I WON'T USE BODY SPLASH.

I WON'T EVEN MOISTURIZE.

FINE, OVERTON, GO.

ALL RIGHT.

LOOK HERE, MELODY, THERE'S A CHEEZY BURGER

ON THE CORNER OF FLATBUSH AND ST. JAMES.

I'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT, OH, HALF HOUR?

OKAY. SEE YOU.

( Sighs )

THANKS FOR BEING UNDERSTANDING, BABY.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S ME.

GOOD OL' UNDERSTANDING SYNCLAIRE.

I'LL JUST SIT HERE...

WHILE A PIECE OF MY SOUL FESTERS AND DIES.

WELL...

AGAIN, THANKS.

UM...

CAN I BRING YOU ANYTHING BACK?

JUST GO.

FRIES!

OVERTON.

MELODY.

YEAH, UH, KISS‐KISS.

WHAT MADE YOU PICK A PLACE LIKE THIS?

EVERYTHING ABOUT IT SAYS "FAST."

GET IN, GET WHAT YOU NEED, AND GET OUT. SHALL WE?

I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY

OF ORDERING YOU A BONUS MEAL TO SAVE TIME.

OBIE, IT'S REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THERE'S NOTHING SYMBOLIC

ABOUT THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY.

COLLECTOR'S CUPS.

THEY COME WITH THE MEAL.

NOW WHICH ONE YOU WANT?

CLINT AND MERYL COOKING OR CLINT AND MERYL KISSING?

I'LL TAKE KISSING.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

OVERTON'S WITH THAT THIN‐ANKLED HEIFER RIGHT NOW.

I SAY WE ROLL DOWN TO CHEEZY BURGER AND KICK HER ASS.

MAX.

OR WE COULD JUST STICK WITH PLAN "A"

AND JUST SIT HERE THINKING NASTY THOUGHTS ABOUT HER.

HONEY, LOOK.

IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GAME

JUST CALL ONE OF YOUR OLD PARAMOURS

AND SIMPLY FAN THE FLAME A LITTLE.

IF YOU'RE NOT MAD ENOUGH TO KICK BUTT

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET HIM HAVE THIS LITTLE FLING.

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY

IF KYLE DID THAT?

OH, YEAH, I'M WITH KYLE NOW.

DANG, I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO OVERTON.

SYNCLAIRE, IT'S BASIC MALE PSYCHOLOGY.

WHEN A MAN SEES AN EX‐GIRLFRIEND

HE CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S STILL BREATHING

AND FORMING COMPLETE SENTENCES.

HOW DOES SHE DO IT?

HE MUST KNOW.

( Knocking )

HELLO, KYLE!

MY MAN!

OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

I'M WITH YOU NOW.

DANG, I'VE GOT TO REMEMBER THAT.

SYNCLAIRE, OVERTON TELLS ME YOU'RE A LITTLE UPSET.

I ASSURE YOU, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

REALLY? YOU DON'T THINK

HE'S INTERESTED IN HER STILL?

OH, PLEASE, AFTER THE WAY

SHE TURNED DOWN HIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.

WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

( Women clamoring )

UH... OBIE DIDN'T MENTION THAT, HUH?

OOH, MY BAD.

OKAY.

OKAY, SO OVERTON WANTS TO MAKE HER MRS. JONES?

THEY'VE GOT A THING GOING ON?

SYNCLAIRE, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.

TWO CAN PLAY THIS GAME.

IT'S NOT LIKE MY PAST DOESN'T HAVE ITS CHECKERS.

WHERE YOU GOING?

I MET A MAN IN BAYONNE FIVE YEARS AGO

WHO SENDS ME A CHRISTMAS CARD EVERY YEAR.

WELL, MY SECRET SANTA

IS ABOUT TO GET A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA

IN HIS CHRISTMAS STOCKING.

PING! HERE I GO.

A LOT'S CHANGED IN THREE YEARS, OBIE.

YEAH, CERTAINLY HAS.

I BET YOU'RE STILL TICKLISH UNDERNEATH YOUR KNEES.

NO, I THINK I'M OVER THAT.

ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS

I'VE WORN LONG KNEE SOCKS WITHOUT GIGGLING.

OH, YEAH?

MM‐HMM. YEAH.

REALLY?

OH, WATCH OUT NOW.

UH. OKAY. UM...

LOOKY HERE, MELODY.

THIS HAS ALL BEEN ROARING GOOD FUN

BUT WHY DID YOU WANT TO SEE ME?

I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT YOU

IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS, OBIE

AND WHEN I GOT THIS JOB OFFER IN NEW YORK

IT FELT LIKE FATE.

AND...

I NOTICED YOU DIDN'T HAVE A RING ON YOUR FINGER.

OH, YEAH.

YOU'RE A FINE ONE TO BRING UP RINGS.

I GUESS YOU'VE FORGOTTEN

ABOUT THE STEALERS VS. THE BROWNS

OCTOBER 11, 1992.

IT TOOK A LOT

TO GET THAT UP ON THE SCOREBOARD.

"MELODY, WILL YOU MARRY ME? OVERTON."

I REMEMBER, OBIE‐‐ I WAS THERE.

BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE YOUR FACE WHEN YOU TURNED ME DOWN

ON THE DIAMOND‐VISION SCREEN.

AND THERE WAS THE REFEREE

WITH THE SMART ATTITUDE SIGNALING "INCOMPLETE PASS."

AND WHEN I RAN OUT OF THERE

YOU DIDN'T EVEN FOLLOW.

OBIE, I TRIED, BUT I LOST YOU IN THE WAVE.

YOU COULD HAVE TRACKED ME DOWN.

I HUNG AROUND CLEVELAND FOR ALMOST FOUR HOURS

BEFORE I MOVED TO NEW YORK.

OBIE...

I WAS THE LOSER THAT DAY.

I WAS SUCH A SNOB.

I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE TOO SIMPLE FOR ME

BUT I HAVE GROWN ENOUGH TO KNOW

THAT I WANT A SIMPLE GUY‐‐

A SIMPLE

AVERAGE, ORDINARY, RUN‐OF‐THE‐MILL...

YEAH, YEAH, SIMPLE‐‐ I GET IT.

OBIE, I KNOW IT WOULD BE FOOLISH

TO THINK THAT WE COULD JUST...

PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF

BUT, WELL, I WAS HOPING THAT MAYBE WE COULD...

START OVER?

SYNCLAIRE JAMES?

YOU MUST REMEMBER.

WE MET IN ATLANTIC CITY AT THE DOM DeLUISE TAFFY PULL.

SORRY. STILL BLANK.

YOU SEND ME A CHRISTMAS CARD EVERY YEAR.

OH, YOU AND 1,200 OTHER PEOPLE.

I SELL INSURANCE.

ON THIS YEAR'S CARD

LIFT THE MANGER.

YOU'LL FIND A HANDY CALENDAR.

COME ON.

WE WENT TO THE STEVE AND EYDIE CONCERT.

WELL, WE TALKED ABOUT GOING.

WELL, ACTUALLY, I TALKED ABOUT GOING, BUT...

IT WAS A NIGHT OF UNBRIDLED PASSION.

Woman: DARREN!

WHO'S AT THE DOOR?

SOME WOMAN WHO DIDN'T BUY A POLICY, DEAR!

BUT WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED

IN A HIGH‐QUALITY INDIVIDUAL HEALTH PLAN WHICH COVERS

MOST PRE‐EXISTING MENTAL CONDITIONS?

MELODY, UM...

SEEING YOU LIKE THIS

RACKED BY REMORSE...

IT DOES MY HEART GOOD.

THERE'S NO FUTURE FOR US.

I MEAN, I'M IN LOVE WITH A WONDERFUL WOMAN.

OVERTON

WE WERE IN LOVE FOR SIX YEARS.

THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING LEFT.

OTHERWISE WHY DID YOU AGREE TO SEE ME?

MAYBE I WASN'T SURE YOU WERE REALLY OUT OF MY SYSTEM.

WELL...

YOU'RE NOT OUT OF MINE.

NOTHING.

ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T FEEL ANYTHING?

NO SHORTNESS OF BREATH.

MY LEFT ARM'S NOT NUMB

AND I DON'T HEAR MARVIN GAYE.

THANK YOU, MELODY.

NOW I KNOW WHY I CAME

AND WHY I HAVE TO GO.

OBIE, ARE YOU SURE?

WELL, CAN WE AT LEAST BE FRIENDS?

I BELIEVE IT WAS LORD BYRON WHO SAID

"THE BEST WAY WILL BE TO AVOID EACH OTHER

WITHOUT APPEARING TO DO SO."

LETTER OF APRIL 25, 1814.

GOOD‐BYE, GIRLIE.

MAN, I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL OF THIS TO GO DOWN.

OBIE SEEING THE WOMAN WHO REJECTED HIM.

SYNCLAIRE REKINDLING AN OLD FLAME.

THIS IS TRULY A HOMECOMING.

HEY, HOW'D IT GO IN BAYONNE?

OKAY, I GUESS.

I'M COVERED UP TO THREE MONTHS IN A SANITARIUM.

I HEARD YOU COME IN, SWEET THING.

LOOK WHAT I GOT.

YOUR FAVORITE‐‐ THAT BUBBLE GUM

THAT LOOKS LIKE CHEWING TOBACCO.

WELL, I ASKED FOR FRIES, BUT THANKS.

UH, SYNCLAIRE...

OVERTON.

I JUST WENT TO SEE A FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY.

ON THE WAY BACK, MAX'S CAR RAN OUT OF GAS

AND DURING THE WALK HOME, I HAD A LOT OF TIME TO THINK.

BY THE WAY, MAX

YOU MAY WANT TO CALL TRIPLE‐ "A."

YOUR CAR'S SORT OF BLOCKING THE BROOKLYN BRIDGE.

I REMEMBER THE TIME

THAT GUY FROM NIGHT SCHOOL KISSED ME.

YOU WERE MAD AT FIRST, BUT EVENTUALLY YOU UNDERSTOOD.

YEAH, WELL, THAT SORT OF THING

CAN HAPPEN TO THE MOST INNOCENT OF VICTIMS.

LISTEN, THE WAY I SEE IT, EVERY PERSON IN A RELATIONSHIP

IS ENTITLED TO ONE "GIMME."

THAT WAS MY "GIMME," AND THIS WAS YOURS.

YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY GRATEFUL TO MELODY.

IF SHE HADN'T HAVE DUMPED ME

I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET YOU.

NOW, OVERTON?

ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR PAST?

LIKE WHY YOU NEVER TOLD SYNCLAIRE

YOU ASKED THAT WOMAN TO MARRY YOU.

LOOK HERE, LITTLE WOMAN, I MOVED YOU IN.

I CAN MOVE YOUR HAPPY ASS UP OUT OF HERE.

SYNCLAIRE, I'LL BE HAPPY

TO DISCUSS THIS WITH YOU IN DETAIL LATER

BUT RIGHT NOW

I GOT TO HAVE A QUICK CHAT WITH MY FRIEND KYLE.

OH, SHORTY!

GOT A MINUTE?

MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

THINK I'LL GO UP TO MY LOVELY NEW ROOM.

THAT'S A LOVELY NEW ATTITUDE.

IT JUST TOOK ME SOME TIME TO ADJUST

AND BESIDES, WHEN I WAS TEARING DOWN

SYNCLAIRE'S ZODIAC WALLPAPER...

I FOUND A LIVE CABLE OUTLET

THAT GIVES ME EVERY PREMIUM CHANNEL FOR FREE.

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE

THE TYSON FIGHT

IT'S STARTING IN JUST FOUR MINUTES

AND IT'S ONLY 15 BUCKS.

( laughing )

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