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That was the last box.
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Goodwill will be here
in about an hour.
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I gotta say, givin'
away all those clothes
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was pretty generous of you.
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I figured "Hey, why shouldn't
the less fortunate"
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be as chic as I was
two years ago.
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You're just too good
for this world.
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Well, any world actually.
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Hey, people.
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‐ That coat! ‐ Isn't it sharp?
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I found it in a
box on the stoop.
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No, Max. This is my coat.
I'm givin' it to charity.
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Well, charity begins at home.
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And since I'm in your
home, thank you.
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No, you can't have it.
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Yeah? Well, said coat was found
outside in an unmarked box.
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Proving that possession was
abandoned by its previous owner
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or in layman terms, finders
keepers, losers weepers.
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I want my coat back.
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You don't have the right
accessories to go with it.
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Oh! Since I found me a $20 in
this pocket, I can be me some.
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Ah‐ah! That‐that's mine.
Max, that's mine.
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[theme song]
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♪ We are living single ♪
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♪ Ooh in a 90's kinda world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my gurls ♪
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♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ What ♪
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♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Wheneva this life get tough ♪
♪ You gotta fight ♪
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♪ With my home gurl standin'
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue we tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
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Thank you, ladies, for
a wonderful meal.
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Hey, Cookie Nose, I was
especially bowled over
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by your delicious
white instant rice.
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Thank you, Tastebud.
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My secret is distilled water.
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You know, I can't believe that
you guys still use pet names
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after a whole year dating.
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It must stop.
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Correction. It will be
a whole year tomorrow.
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So, how are you two gonna
celebrate your anniversary?
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Another night of chastity, hmm?
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Go ahead, poke fun.
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But, Obie, tells me he's got
something special planned
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for our anniversary.
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Really, I don't wanna
spoil the surprise.
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Let's just say it involves
going somewhere nice
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and eating something good.
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I don't get anniversaries.
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You celebrate looking at
the same creep everyday
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for a whole year and
then you have a party
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so you can start looking
at them all over again.
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What is the freakin' point?
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You see, that's the way we
humans express emotion.
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Ho!
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So, Kyle, did you get
Obie's hat size?
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I have a fedora all
picked out for him.
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He's a seven and a half,
and I almost got caught.
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And I don't know how to explain
myself to a bald man wakin' up
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with a string tied
around his head.
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Hey, um.. Sorry to interrupt
your tat‐tat about my present
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but, Shorty, we gotta go
plan our anniversary.
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Not yours and mine,
mine and Synclaire's.
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(Regine) Hi, you guys.
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We're gonna clear outta
here too, so you can study.
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‐ We're gonna be at Max's.
‐ Alright.
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Max's apartment? Oh, oh!
Let's bring a camera.
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I want proof that this
mythical place exists.
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It's not like I
never had you over.
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Remember when you picked
me up from the airport?
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I let you carry my bags in.
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Ta‐da!
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Alright, Max.
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You're not going to keep
wearing that coat, are you?
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Hell yeah.
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Out of all the coats that were
my before, this is my favorite.
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It's a 100% pure virgin wool.
Mmm, snuggly.
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And don't even get me started
on the silky satin lining.
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Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
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Hey, Regine, don't you have
a coat just like that?
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Synclaire, why are you
fluffing the pillows?
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I want the place to look nice.
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Jon Marc's the best student
in my psychology class.
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It's an honor to study with him.
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Jon Marc? That's a
sexy sounding name.
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What does he look like?
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He's attractive, if you
like the model type.
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You know, tall, buffed,
three dimples, huh.
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I've always been curious
about psychology.
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Maybe I should hangout for a while.
Probe his mind.
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You know, get a little
intellectual stimulation.
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Max, people are
talking about you.
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They're staring to call you a
genius if you know what I mean.
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[doorbell ringing]
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Oh my!
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How're you? I'm Jon Marc.
Synclaire in?
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Here I am. I look
different at home.
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That's funny. How you
doin', Synclaire?
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Yes, we'll be across the
street if you need anything.
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Call me. Here's my card.
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My home number's on the back.
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‐ Dang! You are really forward.
‐ Yeah.
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[laughing] Well, you see,
this is a new method.
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Usually, she just clubs men and
then drags 'em back to her cave.
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Okay, now. Okay.
Alright, let's go.
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Hey, nice place.
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Thank you. Can I get you
something to drink?
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Water, coffee,
blueberry smoothie?
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That's okay. We should probably
just hit the books, huh?
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So, what are you having
most trouble with?
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Chapters One to 22.
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I really need help.
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Hey, listen to me. It's
my pleasure, okay?
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I'm here for as
long as it takes.
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Um..
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Alrighty! Uh..
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My first question is why was
that guy Pavlov so mean to dogs?
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Uh, thank you.
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And if everything goes perfectly
at dinner tomorrow night
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there'll be an extra
buck in there for you.
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No, I ain't kiddin'. I
mean, I got a bank.
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That was quite impressive, man.
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You know, the Moreal is
hottest restaurant in town?
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Wait! How'd you get
a reservation?
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I just told them it
was my anniversary
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and I explained my Uncle Bill
Cosby wouldn't be attending.
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And I ordered their specialty.
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Which we have to arrange
one day in advance.
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Wait, you mean the champagnon
de ela sauce crevettes.
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Oui.
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I can't even wait to find
out what the hell it is.
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Oh, but wait. Pullin'
out all the stops.
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I reserved a limo for
the entire evening.
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Oh, that's some
classy touch, man.
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Yeah. A friend of mine who
runs a funeral parlor..
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And he said all he had
to do is drop off an urn
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on the way to the restaurant
and we're rollin' in style.
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Obie, you puling out
all the stops, huh?
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Well, Synclaire deserves it.
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Besides, the one year mark in
any relationship is critical.
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'Course you wouldn't know that.
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Well, you know, this is true.
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My situation could be better
characterised as a rut.
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An endless stream of beautiful
women one after the other..
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After the other..
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You know, but I digress. Um..
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I assume you got Synclaire
an appropriate gift.
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Feast your eyes.
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I had this charm bracelet made
of all of her favorite things.
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You got a little dog, a
kitty cat, a smiley face
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a little daisy.
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A skull and crossbones?
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Eh! She got a dark side.
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Okay. It says here
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that every dream reveals itself
as a psychological structure.
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What does that mean?
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Huh?
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Oh, Freud. Um..
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Oh, I believe he meant that
dreams contain hidden clues
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‐ to your personality. ‐ Mmm.
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I wonder what Freud would think
of the dream I had last night.
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I was an axe murderer.
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And everywhere I went, I
went hacking away at people.
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Whack, whack, whack,
whack, whack, whack.
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Does this mean I have a
psychological problem?
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‐ No. I think you are so great.
‐ Mm. Oh, but wait. But wait.
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Then Khadijah pops up
out of a toaster..
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And chases me around in an
amusement park with a wet fish.
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You are so imaginative,
Synclaire.
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I bet you even dream
in color too.
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I do. I do. I do.
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Except the dream I keep having
about penguins in the snow.
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But you know what?
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Knowing Freud, I bet he'd turn
that into something sexual.
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You know, Freud understood
that people are sexual beings.
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Wow!
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You really get this stuff.
Let me get that down.
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You know, I'm really glad we're
taking this class together.
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Mm‐hm.
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I really like spending
time with you.
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Um.. What?
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Oh my god! Um.. Um..
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‐ What? What is it? ‐
Um, I have a boyfriend.
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‐ Oh, hey! I didn't know.
‐ I know. You gotta go.
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‐ Coat, bag, go! ‐
But, Synclaire..
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‐ Please go. ‐ I'm sorry.
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I know. Go. Please go.
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No smoothie, nothing to drink.
Go.
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‐ Bye. Go! ‐ Synclaire..
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Oh my god!
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[door opening]
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Oh, hey.
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What're you guys
doing home so early?
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We sat down to watch a movie,
but ol' Max had to eat
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was a half a bottle
of lemon juice..
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And a head of lettuce
that looked like lion.
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And she stole that from
us two months ago.
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Thief.
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By the by, did notice
these beautiful buttons?
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‐ Where's Jon Marc?
‐ He had to leave.
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Helped me finish studying and he
had to leave, therefore he left.
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‐ Alright? ‐ Okay.
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You don't believe me, do you?
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Well, I'm telling
it's the truth.
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Finished studying, he
left, he had to go.
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Okay, he kissed me. Satisfied?
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What the devil!
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Oh, sucker‐sucker now.
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‐ Hey! ‐ What?
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I told him I had a boyfriend
and asked him to leave.
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Well, I would have
done the same thing.
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I'd have given him a
sponge‐bath first.
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But that's just me.
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We were just sitting here
discussing dreams and sex..
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And then I didn't even
know where he kissed me..
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With some very soft lips.
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I'm so ashamed.
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Look, is something not right
between you and Overton?
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No, I love Overton.
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He's everything a cheating
infidel like me could ever want.
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Please stop beating yourself up.
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So you got a charge
from another powerline.
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Well, I know things will be right
when I confess to Overton.
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Why would you do that?
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Because I feel guilty.
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Guilt is a tricky emotion.
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It's put there by your
parents to stop you
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from doing things
that feel good.
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Don't lecture me, Max. I'm
taking a psychology class.
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I feel guilty because
I'm bad inside.
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Synclaire, if you tell Overton,
he will be devastated.
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Especially this close
to your anniversary.
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When you're about to get a gift.
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I'll say, keep your
damn mouth shut.
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Trust me.
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Sometimes being honest
hurts peoples feelings.
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Like the time you had two
free tickets to see Madonna
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and told Regine you had
one, so you could take Max?
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They were really bad seats.
They were way up.
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And Madonna looked like an ant.
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Tiny‐teeny little ant
just touching herself.
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The only thing that could
have made that concert better
244
00:12:29,297 --> 00:12:31,430
is if I was wearing this coat.
245
00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:40,130
I don't wanna hurt Obie, so I'm
gonna keep this to myself.
246
00:12:40,197 --> 00:12:41,664
Amen.
247
00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:45,897
Maybe I could talk
to God about it.
248
00:12:45,964 --> 00:12:50,330
But, then again,
Obie talks to God.
249
00:12:50,397 --> 00:12:53,264
But the big guy wouldn't
spill the beans, would he?
250
00:12:55,397 --> 00:12:57,064
[harp music]
251
00:13:07,904 --> 00:13:09,804
That was excellent.
252
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,004
Now, here's a little
something for the band.
253
00:13:15,104 --> 00:13:17,070
Wow, Obie, this evening
has been so romantic.
254
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,837
I don't deserve it.
255
00:13:18,904 --> 00:13:21,037
Of course you do. We
deserve each other.
256
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,604
'Cause we have the perfect
love with a perfect couple
257
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,604
and this is the perfect night.
258
00:13:26,937 --> 00:13:29,137
Would the Monsieur Jones
and the lovely lady
259
00:13:29,204 --> 00:13:31,537
care for anything else?
260
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,837
Oh, I couldn't be.
261
00:13:33,904 --> 00:13:37,570
That rum cake has already given
me quite a buzz. Thank you.
262
00:13:37,637 --> 00:13:40,504
‐ Just the check, Ori.
‐ Oui, Monsieur Jones.
263
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,070
And per your request
264
00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:44,470
I'll bring you those
tiny mints, you favor?
265
00:13:44,537 --> 00:13:46,704
Um.. Ooh‐la‐la.
266
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:51,470
I guess now would be
a good time for me
267
00:13:51,537 --> 00:13:53,037
to give you my
anniversary guilt.
268
00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:55,737
Gift. Anniversary gift.
269
00:13:55,804 --> 00:13:59,644
I've been wondering all night
what was in this big hat box.
270
00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,510
Wow.
271
00:14:03,044 --> 00:14:05,144
Eh, this hat is bad.
272
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:08,577
Kyle measured the
string just right.
273
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:13,310
Aw, thanks, baby.
You're the best.
274
00:14:13,377 --> 00:14:15,310
No, I'm really not.
275
00:14:15,377 --> 00:14:17,310
Synclaire, you are to me.
276
00:14:17,377 --> 00:14:19,644
Now, it's your turn.
277
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,710
Look, I know there's no gift
in the world that would equal
278
00:14:22,777 --> 00:14:24,910
what you've already given me.
279
00:14:24,977 --> 00:14:28,677
But please accept this
as a symbol of my love.
280
00:14:31,677 --> 00:14:34,377
Oh, Obie.
281
00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:38,077
‐ Now, now.. ‐ I'm a slut.
282
00:14:41,144 --> 00:14:43,077
What are you talking about?
283
00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:45,644
And why are you
talking so loudly?
284
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,644
I kissed another man.
285
00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,910
When did this happen? When
I went to the rest room?
286
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,644
No, last night.
287
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,210
I was studying with Jon
Marc and he kissed me.
288
00:14:57,277 --> 00:14:59,544
I didn't expect it.
It just happened.
289
00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,317
I'll kill him.
290
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:04,050
No. No, he didn't know
I had a boyfriend.
291
00:15:04,117 --> 00:15:06,084
It was totally innocent.
292
00:15:07,417 --> 00:15:09,684
Did you kiss him back?
293
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,717
No.
294
00:15:13,317 --> 00:15:16,750
You know, kissing is
such a strange thing.
295
00:15:16,817 --> 00:15:18,250
I guess..
296
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:20,250
So this whole beautifully
planned evening
297
00:15:20,317 --> 00:15:22,084
has been one big lie?
298
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:24,250
Overton, I've never
lied to you before
299
00:15:24,317 --> 00:15:26,250
and I never will again.
300
00:15:26,317 --> 00:15:28,884
Well, let me drop a little
bomb on you, girly.
301
00:15:31,317 --> 00:15:33,550
Our limo is owned by
a funeral parlor.
302
00:15:33,617 --> 00:15:36,117
Our driver is the embalmer.
303
00:15:38,217 --> 00:15:40,150
How you like me now?
304
00:15:41,184 --> 00:15:42,617
Obie, wait.
305
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,917
Hey, kids, my coat
and I are here.
306
00:15:56,584 --> 00:15:59,250
Max, I have been looking
through these old catalogues
307
00:15:59,317 --> 00:16:01,257
and I cannot find
that coat anywhere.
308
00:16:01,324 --> 00:16:04,724
So, I am willing to
give you $300 for it.
309
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:07,524
I paid 250 for it,
two years ago.
310
00:16:07,590 --> 00:16:10,090
Why don't you wait till
some idiot throws it out
311
00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:12,090
then you can have it for free.
312
00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:16,990
Max, you don't need the coat.
313
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:20,157
You have all that body
hair to keep you warm.
314
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:26,390
And it all stands on an
end when I look at you.
315
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:28,424
I want my coat back, Maxine.
316
00:16:28,490 --> 00:16:30,457
You left it outside.
You left it outside.
317
00:16:30,524 --> 00:16:31,857
Alright, hold that y'all.
318
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,790
Ya'll just need to
chill the hell out.
319
00:16:34,857 --> 00:16:36,824
Acting like a couple
of eight‐year‐olds
320
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,857
and I can't have this.
321
00:16:44,924 --> 00:16:47,290
‐ Max is my mommy now.
‐ Shut up..
322
00:16:50,990 --> 00:16:53,590
Come on, Obie, just talk to me.
323
00:16:53,657 --> 00:16:54,757
No, woman.
324
00:16:54,824 --> 00:16:56,890
Damn, now I broke my silence.
325
00:16:58,057 --> 00:16:59,764
Wait! Gossip!
326
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:05,564
Overton Wakefield Jones, you
cannot ignore me forever.
327
00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:07,630
I'm sorry, what was
your name again?
328
00:17:09,497 --> 00:17:11,730
The girls were right. I
shouldn't have told you.
329
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:15,097
Yeah, they're real geniuses
when it comes to relationships.
330
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:18,864
‐ 'Hey‐‐' ‐ 'Don't!'
331
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,864
Overton, I'm asking you
332
00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:22,864
lets please discuss this
like mature adults.
333
00:17:23,797 --> 00:17:25,730
Nope, don't wanna.
334
00:17:27,064 --> 00:17:28,230
Obie!
335
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,730
Oh, that was juicy.
336
00:17:30,797 --> 00:17:32,730
I feel like a new woman.
337
00:17:34,864 --> 00:17:37,464
Overton, please beleive me.
338
00:17:37,530 --> 00:17:40,264
He was only here to help
me get a passing grade.
339
00:17:40,330 --> 00:17:44,364
And I suppose your lips were
going for extra credit.
340
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:47,097
The whole thing only
lasted five seconds.
341
00:17:47,164 --> 00:17:50,964
Five seconds! You know how
long that is in lip time?
342
00:17:51,030 --> 00:17:52,964
Let's take a look, shall we?
343
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,064
And go.
344
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:57,297
Kissing, kissing, kissing..
345
00:17:57,364 --> 00:18:00,737
Still kissing, kissing.
346
00:18:00,804 --> 00:18:04,437
That's when you realized you
had a devoted boyfriend, huh?
347
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,870
That's just mean.
348
00:18:07,937 --> 00:18:10,637
Sorry, if I offended your
delicate sensibility.
349
00:18:10,704 --> 00:18:12,804
Ms. Drama Dance Synclaire.
350
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:16,804
But I'm the victim here.
351
00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:21,170
What you did, that hurt, girl.
352
00:18:23,737 --> 00:18:26,070
Overton, I'm so sorry.
353
00:18:26,137 --> 00:18:28,304
Maybe my lips were touching his
354
00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:31,970
but my heart is always with you.
355
00:18:32,037 --> 00:18:33,970
Look, if I didn't
really love you
356
00:18:34,037 --> 00:18:35,970
I wouldn't have told you.
357
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,704
I mean, I wanna beleive that.
358
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:41,504
But things were really
right between us
359
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:43,504
this never would have happened.
360
00:18:43,570 --> 00:18:44,770
[sighs]
361
00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:47,737
If there is something
wrong, I say we sit here
362
00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,404
review our relationship
363
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:52,704
and try to figure where
the problem got started.
364
00:18:52,770 --> 00:18:54,637
Okay.
365
00:18:54,704 --> 00:18:56,970
Eighteen months ago
366
00:18:57,037 --> 00:18:59,337
I saw a moving van roll up
367
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,344
saw you in the front seat
368
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:03,344
and said, "That must
be Khadijah's cousin."
369
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:06,210
She's kinda cute."
370
00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,577
And then I saw you and I said.
371
00:19:08,644 --> 00:19:11,310
"Oh, the handy man lives in the
building, how convenient."
372
00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:18,477
Then that first ray of
hope, your toaster broke.
373
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:23,444
It did, didn't it?
374
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:27,010
Got really quiet up there.
Maybe we should check on 'em.
375
00:19:28,777 --> 00:19:31,877
‐ Okay, I'm going in. ‐ I'm
gonna cover you, girl.
376
00:19:31,944 --> 00:19:34,977
Back up, vultures. It's
my apartment, I'll go.
377
00:19:35,044 --> 00:19:37,077
Okay, but the second
you get up there
378
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,710
call us and let us know
everything is cool.
379
00:19:39,777 --> 00:19:42,410
Yes, signal us.
Jump off the roof.
380
00:19:42,477 --> 00:19:45,677
And when you pass the
window flash the okay sign.
381
00:19:59,410 --> 00:20:01,350
Yeah, Khadijah. Yeah, it's me.
382
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:03,817
No, no, they're fine.
Everything is cool.
383
00:20:03,884 --> 00:20:07,484
No, you can't talk
to her right now.
384
00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:09,284
Trust me, trust me.
385
00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:11,450
She's busy.
386
00:20:24,184 --> 00:20:25,450
You know, Obie
387
00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:29,384
being with you is even more
amazing than I ever dreamed.
388
00:20:29,450 --> 00:20:31,484
And I dream in color.
389
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,717
Yeah, just wish it
wasn't over so fast.
390
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,017
Yeah, I'm sorry I
finished first.
391
00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:49,050
I know that we didn't think
that we were ready to go
392
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,117
to this stage in
our realtionship.
393
00:20:51,184 --> 00:20:54,991
But the way you ripped
my clothes off, mama
394
00:20:55,058 --> 00:20:57,291
I knew it was about that time.
395
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,931
I never realized how much
passion I'd saved up for you.
396
00:21:02,998 --> 00:21:05,764
Well, my Lothario old
Uncle Timmy used to say.
397
00:21:05,831 --> 00:21:07,798
"Passion is like money.
398
00:21:07,864 --> 00:21:12,231
Time to save it up and a
time to spend it all."
399
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:17,531
So, what you wanna do now?
400
00:21:19,298 --> 00:21:22,497
Um, take off the hat, daddy.
401
00:21:22,563 --> 00:21:24,497
This time I want you naked.
402
00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:35,030
[instrumental music]
403
00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,630
You finally got that
damn coat back?
404
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:40,663
What'd you say to Max to get it?
405
00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:42,863
I said his $400.
406
00:21:45,663 --> 00:21:48,697
Hey, Regine, that money you
gave me for that crummy coat
407
00:21:48,763 --> 00:21:50,097
really came in handy.
408
00:21:50,163 --> 00:21:53,430
I just booked myself on a
single ski weekend in Wale.
409
00:21:53,497 --> 00:21:55,630
And I'm going to wear this.
410
00:21:55,697 --> 00:21:57,630
Where did you get this one?
411
00:21:58,663 --> 00:22:00,603
Same box I got that coat.
412
00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:03,103
Oh, I took a whole lotta stuff.
413
00:22:04,837 --> 00:22:08,037
That's my sweater
and I want it back.
414
00:22:08,103 --> 00:22:10,503
Well, unless you
have another $400
415
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:13,370
this sweater is
going to Colorado.
416
00:22:13,437 --> 00:22:17,137
Ski, ski, ski,
woosh, woosh, woosh.
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