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Hey, you all remember Kevon?
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Uncle Obie!
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Hey, Kev. What's up, man?
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Kevon, did the Big
Brother program assign
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Kyle to you as punishment?
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You're right. She
is a mean old lady.
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Where's the nice one
with the fake hair?
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Well, Regine is at the doctor's,
but if you want to see her hair
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there's a whole box
of it upstairs.
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[bell chiming]
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Ice cream!
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That ice cream man is so greedy
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he'll deliver
through a blizzard.
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Can I have some money
for some ice cream?
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Kevon, man, you just
had a candy bar.
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Please?
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Ah, look at that face.
You can't turn him down.
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Here you go, Kev.
Get some ice cream.
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‐ I better go with him.
‐ No, I'll go.
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Well, I got a hankering for
a Nutty Buddy my damn self.
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Yo, shorty, I think I
gave him my last dollar.
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Uh, Kyle, could I have some
money for some ice cream?
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Please?
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‐ Hey, right. Here. ‐ Thanks.
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Hey, get me a Bomb Pop.
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‐ A Bomb Pop. ‐ Alright.
Bomb Pop.
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‐ Bomb Pop. ‐ Alright.
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Man, I gave Overton a 50.
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Oh, he'll bring
back your change.
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(Overton) 'Hey, kids, I got a 50!
I got a 50!'
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a '90s
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough ♪
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♪ You got to fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirl
standing to my left ♪
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♪ And my right ♪
♪ True blue ♪
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♪ It's tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ Do what you want no
free position girl ♪
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♪ Ha ♪
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You know, this commercial
makes me so hungry.
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It's a public service
announcement.
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Yeah, for eating disorders.
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‐ Hey. ‐ Hey.
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So, what did the doctor
say about your back?
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Oh, you know how doctors are.
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They always got to find
something wrong with you.
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He told me I needed
a breast reduction.
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I told him he needed
to go to hell.
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A breast reduction?
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You know, I always thought you
walked a little hunched over.
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So, what are you going to do?
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I'm going to ignore him.
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Come on, I don't want
to look like a man or..
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Max.
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Hey, more than a
handful is wasted.
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Says you.
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Regine, if your doctor's
recommending it
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maybe you should consider it.
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Now, that's how I
chose my toothbrush.
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Synclaire, we're talking about
my breasts, not gingivitis.
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Regine, your back has
been bothering you
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for the last three months.
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Maybe you should just
get a second opinion.
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I don't need to go to
another doctor, alright?
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I'll just have to get
some gravity boots
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and hang upside down
for a couple of hours.
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Yeah, but is it worth
two black eyes?
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Ah, jealous, boyish Max.
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Look, if it'll make
it any easier for you
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I will go with you.
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‐ You would? ‐ Yeah.
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Well, you pay for the cab
and lunch, and I'm there.
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[siren wailing]
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Obie killed the ice cream man.
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No, no, the ice cream
man is not dead.
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The paramedic said all he
needs is a little rest.
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And maybe a bypass.
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All I did was ask
for a Nutty Buddy.
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But the ice cream man had to
dig all the way in the back
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and the next thing you know
his heart skipped a beat.
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Well, several, hmm.
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So, man..
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Did you get the Bomb Pop?
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Here you go.
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Would you relax?
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No. What if this was you?
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In fact, this should be you.
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‐ Why isn't this you? ‐ Nah!
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Now, I was built to
hold this shelf.
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A‐are you here to
be reduced too?
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[chuckles] Oh, no.
I just got these.
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Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?
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People are paying good money
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to get what I might
have to lose.
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She will be back in three years
when them things get recalled.
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[sighs] What if this
plastic surgeon
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agrees with the other doctors.
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‐ I'm just.. ‐ Look, relax now.
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Look, I know you're scared,
but we're passing up
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one very important
opportunity here.
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Look at these people.
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What do you say we play
Name That Surgery?
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Tummy tuck.
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Nose job.
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I have no idea.
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‐ Lipo! ‐ Lipo!
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[both giggling]
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The doctor will see you now.
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Me? No.
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She's the one that's
about to tip over.
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My mistake.
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Right this way, Ms. Hunter.
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[whimpering]
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[rips]
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Ah, that's better.
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[knock on door]
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‐ Hi, I'm Dr. Sheridan.
‐ You're a woman.
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Well, according to this
chart, you are too.
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[laughing]
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So, your orthopedist recommended
reduction mammoplasty.
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Yes, yes, he did, but you
know, just sitting here
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my breasts suddenly
feel quite light.
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Well, before you float away..
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Let me take a look at your back.
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‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ Mm‐hmm what?
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Oh, that's just something
they teach us to say
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in medical school while
we're examining patients.
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Ah!
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[clears throat] Well,
Regine, it looks to me
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like your breasts
are overworking
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your latissimus muscles.
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And that means?
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We really should get
your breasts down
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to a workable size.
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Well, I've been working
with these for years.
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I mean, come on, they're
one of my greatest assets.
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They're‐they're part of
what make me a woman.
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And if I might say, a diva.
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Oh, a diva. That
wasn't on your chart.
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Okay, I got a solution.
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Why don't you just give me a
lifetime supply of painkillers
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and then I'll be out your hair?
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There's an idea. We can do your
surgery right after Detox.
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As a woman, would you do this?
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H‐have you done this?
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Many times.
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On many patients.
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And in your case, I would
say, we'd have to take out
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only about four ounces of fat,
glandular tissue and skin.
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And actually, I doubt
we'd have to even
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detach the nipple at all.
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Bye‐bye. It's been really
great meeting you.
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Take care. Cool out. Khadijah!
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Ms. Hunter, if you decide
not to have this operation
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your back pain can
only get worse.
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‐ Worse? ‐ 'Yes.'
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And it's going to be kind
of hard to be a diva
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when you're bent over in pain,
and your assets are sagging.
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You paint an ugly picture.
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Okay... I'll do it.
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Good decision.
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And the first step
is taking pictures
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so we can determine precisely
what needs to be done.
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Pictures?
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(Sheridan) 'Higher, please.'
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'All the way up. That's right.'
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'Hands up. Here we go.'
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'Lovely. Lovely.'
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'A little higher.'
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'Okay, now a little
side to side.'
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Those kids used to love me.
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Now, I'm more hated than
supermarket‐brand sneakers.
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Oh, Obie, they're children.
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They've probably forgotten
about this whole
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ice cream man incident already.
Come on.
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[kids chanting] 'Down with Obie!
Down with Obie!'
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Wow, they really do hate you.
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Hey, you kids, knock it off!
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(kid ♫1) 'The
murderer's girlfriend!'
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[kids booing]
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Badass kids.
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You know, Overton, I have
to say it's kinda nice
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not being the most hated
grown‐up in the neighborhood.
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Thanks for taking
the heat off, man.
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I knew I should have ordered
the ice cream sandwich.
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They were right up front, but no
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just had to get the Nutty
Buddy from way in the back.
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Curse this craving for peanuts!
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Just buy them some ice cream,
and get them off your back.
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You can't buy their affection.
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Yeah. Got to reach out to 'em.
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Reason with them.
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Hey, kids, cut a
brother a break.
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Now, I'm your uncle Obie.
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[kids yelling] 'Get him!'
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♪ You've got to
accentuate the positive ♪
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♪ Eliminate the negative.. ♪
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Shut up! Shut up,
shut up, shut up.
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I wish they'd just hurry
up and get this over with.
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I haven't eaten in 24 hours.
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They wouldn't let you eat?
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What kind of prison is this?
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And then they stabbed me
with this giant needle
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to get me to relax. How
am I supposed to relax?
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Hey, what if, what if
they mess up, huh?
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O‐o‐or what if they
take too much?
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What if they give
me a third one?
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Well, they say the
third one's the charm.
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You know, sweet thing, you
can find the silver lining
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in any cloud.
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But sometime, you need
to just let it rain.
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Oh, okay. Okay, okay,
you're right, you're right.
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What?
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I just can't imagine
you without them. I..
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Kyle, you're like Satan's
little get well card.
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Well, I'll be sure to
be more sympathetic
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when you're getting
your lobotomy.
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Khadijah, what if
I don't make it?
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[scoffs]
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Regine, we have your check
for this month's rent.
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We'll be fine.
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And when you come back, I'm
just going to sing, sing‐‐.
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If you mention
singing one more..
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Who put the blue hat
on Larry's table?
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I think that happy
needle just kicked in.
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Alright, now, Regine, I'll be
right here when you come out.
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Ah, thank you, Khadijah.
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Kha‐dee‐jah!
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You know, I've known you
longer than I've had these.
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We've been through
a lot together.
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Me and mine.
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You and yours.
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We bought our first
bras together
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and then we went to the
pa‐a‐anty section.
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A‐and the saleslady
had to tell you
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what a G‐string was.
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Oh, come on.
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Shouldn't you have
passed out by now?
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Oh, and, Max. Oh,
funny, funny Max.
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Bye‐bye, friends!
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[laughing]
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Bye‐bye, double Ds.
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Smooches!
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[instrumental music]
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You know, I don't think
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I've ever seen Regine
this quiet before.
252
00:14:18,964 --> 00:14:20,404
She ought to have
surgery more often.
253
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:24,797
I heard that, you goat.
254
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,364
Hey, she's back.
255
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:28,564
So how are you feeling?
256
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,130
[groans]
257
00:14:30,197 --> 00:14:31,597
Okay, I guess.
258
00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:39,897
Oh, my God.
259
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,864
How are you feeling?
260
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:45,297
Flat as a board, thanks to you.
261
00:14:45,364 --> 00:14:48,030
Oh, Regine, your surgery
went extremely well.
262
00:14:48,097 --> 00:14:50,030
You're just bandaged
quite tightly.
263
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,330
I can assure you we left you
264
00:14:51,397 --> 00:14:54,164
with some substantial
breast‐shaped structures.
265
00:14:56,164 --> 00:14:58,397
Breast‐shaped structures?
266
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:03,137
What am I, a muffin pan?
I want cleave.
267
00:15:03,204 --> 00:15:05,437
Trust me, as someone who's
performed this procedure
268
00:15:05,504 --> 00:15:08,937
many, many times, you still have
an impressive set of hooters.
269
00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:13,204
I guess you get
this attitude a lot
270
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:14,637
with your patients, huh?
271
00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:17,670
‐ No. She's my worst case.
‐ Yeah.
272
00:15:17,737 --> 00:15:20,070
Cleave. I want cleave.
273
00:15:20,137 --> 00:15:23,137
Oh, fine. Go on. Get out.
274
00:15:28,937 --> 00:15:30,037
Surprise!
275
00:15:30,104 --> 00:15:32,270
The ice cream man!
276
00:15:32,337 --> 00:15:34,437
Yeah, I wanted to show
Kevon that you're alright.
277
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:36,144
And then show him that
I had nothing to do
278
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,370
with you being in here.
279
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,237
‐ It's you. ‐ Sure, it's me.
280
00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:40,837
You tried to kill me.
281
00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:43,704
No, I didn't.
282
00:15:43,770 --> 00:15:46,137
Have you come back
to finish the job?
283
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:48,604
You and your damn Nutty Buddy.
284
00:15:49,837 --> 00:15:52,537
Look, look, kind of
unfair to blame me.
285
00:15:52,604 --> 00:15:55,270
I mean, you are a tad
bit on the hefty side.
286
00:15:56,504 --> 00:15:58,570
That's it! I'll kill
you, you hear me?
287
00:15:58,637 --> 00:15:59,877
I'll kill you.
288
00:15:59,944 --> 00:16:01,277
[groans]
289
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:04,277
[beeping]
290
00:16:04,977 --> 00:16:06,544
Nurse, oh, nurse!
291
00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:09,610
You killed him again?
292
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,377
Look, I wanna take
you and get you
293
00:16:11,444 --> 00:16:14,077
one of those Fudgie the
Whale ice cream cakes.
294
00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:15,644
In his own chocolate ocean?
295
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,710
‐ Sure. ‐ Let's go.
296
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,477
'I'll kill him.'
297
00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,544
[chuckles]
298
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,510
Hey, Regine, come on over.
299
00:16:24,577 --> 00:16:25,777
‐ Hey, you guys. ‐ 'Hey, girl.'
300
00:16:25,844 --> 00:16:27,110
Good to see you out. Here.
301
00:16:27,177 --> 00:16:28,610
'Oh, thank you.'
302
00:16:30,210 --> 00:16:32,244
Alright, now isn't
this much better
303
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:34,144
than sittin' at home
knitting and singing.
304
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,110
"The Way We Were?"
305
00:16:36,177 --> 00:16:37,910
So, how are you doing?
Feeling better?
306
00:16:37,977 --> 00:16:39,944
Yeah. I'm feeling great.
307
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:41,777
But I'm still having
that nightmare
308
00:16:41,844 --> 00:16:43,477
where I'm in the
swimsuit competition
309
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,644
at the Miss America pageant,
and people are yelling.
310
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:47,510
"Get that guy off the stage!"
311
00:16:48,944 --> 00:16:51,244
No, but I‐I'm fine, I'm fine.
312
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,677
[laughing]
313
00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:59,610
God, look at the way she is
throwing her chest in his face.
314
00:16:59,677 --> 00:17:01,250
Who does that?
315
00:17:04,950 --> 00:17:06,850
Hey, Kyle, Overton.
316
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:08,584
Oh, Mitch, what's up, man?
Alright!
317
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:11,384
Now, you guys coming over Sunday
to watch the fight, right?
318
00:17:11,450 --> 00:17:14,617
On that little bitty
box you call a TV?
319
00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:16,350
Yeah. TV's so small.
320
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,497
Last time, went over there
to watch "Eight Is enough"
321
00:17:18,521 --> 00:17:20,284
could only see three people.
322
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:22,584
‐ That's too small, baby.
‐ That's too small.
323
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,750
Well, maybe next time, alright?
324
00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,050
Alright.
325
00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:29,250
Well, you know,
Mitch, I love boxing.
326
00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:30,650
Oh, is that right?
327
00:17:32,250 --> 00:17:34,150
Well, I‐it's my roommate
328
00:17:34,217 --> 00:17:37,117
who makes a big production out
of fight night, you know.
329
00:17:37,184 --> 00:17:39,217
Well, then maybe
you should avoid
330
00:17:39,284 --> 00:17:40,984
all the hoopla at your place
331
00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:45,084
and, oh, take somebody out to
a movie or get some dinner.
332
00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:48,050
Well, I‐I'm sorry, I
don't eat out much.
333
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:51,350
Well, uh, I got to
go feed my meter.
334
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:52,977
Hey, I'll check you
guys later, alright?
335
00:17:53,001 --> 00:17:54,568
‐ Alright, peace, man ‐ Alright.
336
00:17:59,184 --> 00:18:00,990
Well, that was nice
and humiliating.
337
00:18:01,057 --> 00:18:02,490
Oh, Regine, it wasn't that bad.
338
00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:05,790
He tried to let you down nicely
before he totally dissed you.
339
00:18:09,424 --> 00:18:10,890
I'm gonna go home.
340
00:18:12,957 --> 00:18:14,424
Hey, wait. Don't..
341
00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:20,724
♪ Scattered pictures ♪
342
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,590
♪ Of the smiles we left behind.. ♪
343
00:18:23,657 --> 00:18:26,257
[knock on door]
344
00:18:26,324 --> 00:18:27,657
Go away.
345
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,590
Okay, but I can
only stay a minute.
346
00:18:32,724 --> 00:18:34,157
Why don't you just
leave me alone.
347
00:18:34,224 --> 00:18:38,590
Mr. I‐just‐can't‐
imagine‐you‐without‐them?
348
00:18:38,657 --> 00:18:41,657
Okay, okay, so I lose some
of my debonair nonchalance
349
00:18:41,724 --> 00:18:44,357
in a hospital room. I'm sorry.
350
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:47,257
No, it's not just you, Kyle.
351
00:18:47,324 --> 00:18:49,490
Did you see the way I
repulsed your friend?
352
00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:51,324
Not because you looked different
353
00:18:51,390 --> 00:18:52,824
because you looked desperate.
354
00:18:54,390 --> 00:18:56,390
Well, how else was I supposed
to get his attention?
355
00:18:56,414 --> 00:18:57,624
He was talking to you
356
00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:01,230
but having a conversation
with Khadijah's chest.
357
00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:03,264
Guys used to talk
to me that way.
358
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:07,797
Look, first of all you
do not look different.
359
00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,397
And second, the
reason why men paid
360
00:19:09,464 --> 00:19:11,544
so much attention to your
breasts is because you did.
361
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,034
You left us no choice.
362
00:19:14,664 --> 00:19:16,697
Well, how else was I
supposed to get dates
363
00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,830
or get out of speeding tickets?
364
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:23,564
You really believe your
breasts got you those things?
365
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,630
Y‐yes. It's always
been that way.
366
00:19:26,697 --> 00:19:29,697
My figure got me elected
homecoming queen.
367
00:19:29,764 --> 00:19:32,330
I sent in a picture with
my college application.
368
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:33,997
I know that didn't hurt.
369
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,297
Oh, okay. So it's your breasts
370
00:19:37,364 --> 00:19:39,330
that made you top buyer
at the boutique.
371
00:19:39,397 --> 00:19:41,797
It's your breasts that make
people come to you for advice
372
00:19:41,864 --> 00:19:43,064
and make you such a good cook
373
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,430
and make you look so
good in a bathing suit.
374
00:19:45,497 --> 00:19:47,230
Wait, wait, scratch the
last one, come on.
375
00:19:51,497 --> 00:19:53,630
They were part of a package.
376
00:19:55,197 --> 00:19:59,304
When I look in the mirror,
I see a different person.
377
00:20:00,837 --> 00:20:04,404
Regine, you are a
different person.
378
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:08,470
You are a beautiful woman who
has lost her confidence.
379
00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:10,504
That's what made
men flock to you.
380
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:12,570
Your wit, your poise..
381
00:20:12,637 --> 00:20:14,757
And your ability to make every
other woman in the room
382
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,915
feel like she had something
hanging out of her nose.
383
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:21,470
I had it all.
384
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:25,170
And you still do.
385
00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:27,263
Just one cup size less.
386
00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:29,763
Who told you?
387
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,230
I'm Kyle, baby.
388
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,463
Come on.
389
00:20:35,530 --> 00:20:37,897
You know, you used to be
the only person I knew
390
00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:40,597
whose sense of style
even came close to mine.
391
00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:42,530
Now look at you.
What, what is this?
392
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:45,197
Yeah, it was kind of weird
393
00:20:45,263 --> 00:20:48,197
not being the best dressed
in the cafe tonight.
394
00:20:48,263 --> 00:20:50,430
I mean, even Synclaire
in her dorky hat
395
00:20:50,497 --> 00:20:52,697
looked more pulled together.
396
00:20:52,763 --> 00:20:55,030
‐ There you go. ‐ Oh, I'm
just getting started.
397
00:20:55,097 --> 00:20:56,530
Khadijah.
398
00:20:56,597 --> 00:20:58,697
What was girlfriend thinking
in all that purple?
399
00:20:58,763 --> 00:21:00,837
She looked like
Barney's girlfriend.
400
00:21:00,903 --> 00:21:02,437
[laughing]
401
00:21:02,503 --> 00:21:03,903
She's back.
402
00:21:09,570 --> 00:21:11,337
You want a scarf?
403
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:12,837
I think I'm finished.
404
00:21:14,237 --> 00:21:16,337
Uh, this?
405
00:21:18,003 --> 00:21:20,070
Th‐th‐th‐this, this is nice.
406
00:21:21,737 --> 00:21:23,037
No, it's not.
407
00:21:23,103 --> 00:21:25,070
[giggles] Come here.
408
00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:26,403
[chuckles]
409
00:21:32,337 --> 00:21:33,870
‐ Kyle? ‐ Mm‐hmm?
410
00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:36,737
This really hurts.
411
00:21:36,803 --> 00:21:39,337
‐ Oh, sorry. ‐ It's okay.
412
00:21:39,903 --> 00:21:41,537
[giggling]
413
00:21:48,870 --> 00:21:51,270
(Sheridan) 'Now, I need a top
view, so, can you do a little..'
414
00:21:51,294 --> 00:21:52,703
'You know, Marilyn
Monroe thing?'
415
00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,837
'We need it from the top.'
416
00:21:54,903 --> 00:21:56,870
'Lean from the top. Just bend..'
417
00:21:56,937 --> 00:21:59,637
'Yeah, go, bend down a little bit.
Alright, here we go!'
418
00:21:59,703 --> 00:22:03,043
'Okay, now, I need to see
the range of motion side.'
419
00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:07,443
'Show me the range of motion.'
420
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:08,910
'This is going to
be very important'
421
00:22:08,977 --> 00:22:10,177
'if you want this done right.'
422
00:22:10,201 --> 00:22:12,077
'Just a little side to side.'
423
00:22:12,143 --> 00:22:14,843
'Okay, now.. Whoa, that's good.'
424
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:16,410
'Now one more.'
425
00:22:16,477 --> 00:22:18,410
'Just one more. Hands
on your hips.'
426
00:22:18,477 --> 00:22:20,843
'Come on, be proud. Here we go.'
427
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:25,643
(Regine) Woo‐hoo!
428
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:27,010
[Regine giggles]
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