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Damn.
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Not one dead lawyer in the
whole obituary section.
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I mean, how am I
supposed to find a job?
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Word to the wise.
Khadijah's in a mood.
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[whispering] That
time of the month.
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Cramps?
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Credit to us, we are doing
Flavor's monthly bills.
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I looked it on the books
and I got it figured out.
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We can get rid of our
debts by declaring Flavor
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a non profit organization.
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We gonna have to dress up like nuns.
But it could work.
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Khadijah, what you need is a
sharp eye to look those over.
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The batteries on the
Game Boy dead again?
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Morning, people.
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Look at my big fat
commission check.
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Mrs. Lisa Marie Presley Jackson
came into the boutique
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and bought four
neck‐laces, two bracelets
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and a display case. I
did not ask questions.
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What you gonna do
with all that money?
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I'm gonna use it the
way that God intended.
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I'm gonna make my wardrobe
fruitful and multiply.
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Enjoy.
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Lookie here, Regine.
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Maybe I should go shopping
with you, you know.
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You never know. You might trip
over some of merchandise.
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Break your leg. Have to sue.
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Max, please. I'm going
to Bloomi' sale.
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My feet won't even
touch the ground.
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Well, come on.
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There must be something I
can to do for you people.
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Oh, good, Max look, I'm
buying a new piece of art
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and need your help on legal
jargon on these insurance forms.
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Sorry, Kyle. I'm just so busy.
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Ooh, in a '90s kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls
♪ Keep your head up ♪
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♪ What? Keep your head up ♪
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♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough
you got to fight with ♪
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♪ My home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue and
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Haaah ♪
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It's a rare water vessel
of Mali region of Africa.
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Very old and very sacred.
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Oh! That'll look cute with
bunch of daisies in it.
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Khadijah, I just got off
the phone with Mary
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the owner of the boutique.
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I've done something
wonderful for you.
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Regine, I don't need
another demo bra.
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No.
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Mary, want's to start
runnin' ads in magazines.
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So, I suggested Flavor.
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And she wants you to stop
by later to tell her more.
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‐ Really? ‐ Hmm‐mm.
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Thank, sure. Flavor
really needs the money.
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Hey, it's nothin' alright.
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If things work out I'll look
very good for the recommendation
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and then both you and
Mary will owe me big.
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Hey, ladies. I've installed
a new water heater today.
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So if y'all got those
womeny type of things to do
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involvin' hot water,
you oughta get to it.
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We'll be sure to wash our hair
and birth our babies by noon.
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Hey, hey, hey, don't pick
on Overton, alright?
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He's just trying to do his,
um, um, what's the word..
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Job.
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So, Khadijah, call Mary and
set up an appointment, okay?
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Or maybe I should
just go right now.
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Ah! You might wanna run
a hot comb to your head
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and put some clothes on.
Just a thought.
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Ah, help me find a hot comb.
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Hey, Overton, hey‐hey.
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That water heater of yours.
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Must come with some sort
of warranty, right?
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How about I give it a
legal once over for you?
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That ain't no problem.
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But I know Kyle needed to..
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Khadijah want..
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Synclaire?
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Damn. I knew I should've rolled
up out the back, come on.
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And you can get a
full page layout
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for only half of what you're
paying other magazines.
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Well, hey, you've
got my attention.
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Oh, good you two are talking.
Well, go on, talk, make, sell.
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Anyway.
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Flavor magazine, really appeals
to a wide variety of people.
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People who need clothing.
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We appeal to young consumers
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who are looking for new
trends in fashion.
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That's the market I'm
trying to reach.
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Good. And you'd be proud
to see your ad in Flavor.
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It's a quality magazine known for
its editorial point of view.
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But it's not weighed down with
those complicated stories
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that nobody cares about.
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The stories are so light
that the ads pop out at ya.
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Pop!
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Anyway.
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The best thing about
a magazine our size
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is that we function as
your ad agency as well.
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But another benefit of
a magazine this size..
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Foldability. Huh?
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Fits into any purse.
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[intercom buzzing]
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Hello.
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Okay.
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Excuse me ladies,
I'll be right back.
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Did a pair of shoes fall on
your head, while shopping?
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Why, girl? Is my hair messed up?
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Regine.
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You are ruining my sales pitch.
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Able to fit it to any purse.
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Khadijah, please. I
mean, editorial pieces
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wide readership. Blah‐blah‐blah.
Bore‐bore‐bore.
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Look, I know what I'm doing.
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I know selling.
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I know Flavor.
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I know Mary.
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I know kickboxing.
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[sneezing]
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I'm gonna be a while out there,
but I do like what I've heard.
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You come up with a good ad
and you've got the account.
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‐ I did it. ‐ I did it.
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Lights on.
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Welcome to Overland.
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My home, below my home.
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Hey, since it's in the basement
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maybe you should
call it "Underland."
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Uh‐huh.
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Here is the warranty bill.
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Okay.
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Standard parts and
labor life time.
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Yeah, you are fully covered.
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Well, thanks for your help, Max.
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Buh‐bye.
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Looks like a big job.
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Yup.
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You know, my father used to
fix things in the house.
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I learned a lot from him.
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That's nice.
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Let me help.
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‐ No. ‐ Come on man,
I'm begging you.
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Come on, don't be like that, brother.
Come on.
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Come on, I got no
place else to go.
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You don't know how
useless I feel.
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Max, you're not useless.
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It's just that, I don't
have any use for you now.
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But I promise I'll be upstairs
to watch core TV with you, okay?
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‐ Okay, Obie. ‐ Alright, then.
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♪ I left a good
tool in the city ♪
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♪ I left it on the
corner back in Maddy ♪
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♪ But I never saw another
tool just like it ♪
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♪ Till I went to the
hardware store in NYC ♪
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♪ 'Cause the screwdriver
keep on turnin' ♪
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♪ Turnin' ♪
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♪ Both sides they
keep on burnin' ♪
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♪ Burnin' ♪
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♪ Turnin' ♪
♪ Turnin' ♪
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♪ Burnin' ♪
♪ Burnin' ♪
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♪ Burnin' on the river ♪
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♪ Burnin' on the river ♪
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[indistinct singing]
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♪ Do‐do‐to do‐do‐to ♪
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Alright.
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Now, you know you crazy.
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Yeah‐yeah.
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Do a better Tina
Turner than I do.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Let me stay.
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Alright.
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But don't do anything,
don't touch anything
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don't say anything.
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‐ Not a peep. ‐ Cool.
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Hey, Obie, what's that?
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Cross pin sledge.
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And that?
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It's a pipe wrench.
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And this is?
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A large blunt object.
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Oh, hey baby, look here.
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If Flavor gets the boutique ads
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you can make payment on the copy
machine, before its repossessed.
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Now we can stop camouflaging
it as a coffee table.
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So Regine finally
came through, huh?
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Like a freakin' bulldozer.
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Do I detect a tinge
of frustration?
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Kinda frustration one feels
when one's bein' crowded!
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Oh, goodness. That
sounds just like Regine.
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I wasn't gonna say anything.
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But the little napoleon almost
sabotaged the whole thing.
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You know Regine. I'm sure she
was just trying to help.
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Yeah. In her bossy, short person
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tryin' to prove
something, kinda way.
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Kyle's done. Turn him over.
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Poor Max.
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Too old for the "Little
Rascal" auditions.
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Actually that beep means
the plane carrying
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my African water vessel has
just entered US air space
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and will be upstairs on its
revolving pedestal soon.
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I still say the velvet
curtain is a bit much.
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Hey, y'all.
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Let the bubbly flow, huh?
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Khadijah, did you tell everybody
how we won Mary over?
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Hmm‐mm. You should
have heard her.
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And Mary said that hooking
her up with Flavor
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showed real business savvy.
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She even joked about me
having her job some day.
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Obie, be a dear. It's Dom.
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Perignon, that is.
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Girl, lucky for you I was there.
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Talk about the two sides
of the same story.
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Right. I think I need
to set her straight.
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Oh, let her think
what she wants.
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The important this is you
gonna get this account.
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You won't have to deal
with her anymore.
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Celebration time.
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Grab a glass.
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Regine, this is very
generous of you.
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You usually only get this
excited for yourself.
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Ah‐ha!
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I saved the best part for last.
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Mary wants us to work
together on the ad campaign.
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Ain't that great?
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Together?
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Synclaire, it is ten
minutes after nine
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and Khadijah's not here.
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No wonder this magazine
is in trouble.
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No that's not fair, Regine.
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This magazine is in trouble
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for a whole bunch of
other reasons, alright?
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Will I see you for lunch?
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From every possible angle.
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Ah, I love seeing
people in love.
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Yes.
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Especially you two.
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Hmm‐mm.
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Your joy is my joy.
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There are no words.
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Ah, yes. There's one. Bye.
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You know that was a brave move
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for someone whose real hair
is in a stocking under that.
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I'm sorry. But we've got
a lot of work to do
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if we're gonna make
the presentation.
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Okay‐okay.
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Here are my ideas.
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Hmm, a bunch of
different people.
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Clothing on paper towel cuts outs.
Okay, let's talk.
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Now in a creative give
and take, Khadijah.
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There are no problems, okay?
Only solutions.
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And let's just say
that your solutions
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have caused a problem.
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00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:41,738
What are these?
254
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,171
Ideas for the ad.
255
00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:48,738
It's a desolate Russian
train station in winter.
256
00:12:48,804 --> 00:12:52,604
The image evokes a
continental loneliness.
257
00:12:55,671 --> 00:13:01,778
Loneliness, cold. Cold, warm.
Warm, clothing.
258
00:13:01,844 --> 00:13:05,211
Pretentious, stupid. Stupid, no‐no.
Next.
259
00:13:09,278 --> 00:13:12,811
It's too deep for you.
It's okay.
260
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:16,678
Regine, these people are naked.
261
00:13:16,744 --> 00:13:18,411
They are not naked.
262
00:13:18,478 --> 00:13:21,111
They are tastefully nude.
263
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,211
We need something simple.
Something straight forward.
264
00:13:26,278 --> 00:13:28,011
Like this.
265
00:13:28,078 --> 00:13:30,711
You show different people
of all shape and sizes.
266
00:13:30,778 --> 00:13:32,411
Short, fat, tall.
267
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,044
And the slogan reads.
268
00:13:34,111 --> 00:13:37,378
"Like you, our clothes come in
different shapes and sizes".
269
00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:41,678
Khadijah, these look like real people.
Very unattractive.
270
00:13:44,411 --> 00:13:45,878
‐ Let's get a second opinion.
‐ Fine.
271
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:51,344
Synclaire, which one of
these two do you like?
272
00:13:51,411 --> 00:13:52,678
Oh, I like this one.
273
00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:56,278
The big guy looks
like my Aunt Selma.
274
00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:59,178
You see, relatability.
275
00:13:59,244 --> 00:14:02,151
Synclaire, how can you
pick her idea over mine?
276
00:14:02,218 --> 00:14:05,684
Ah, oh, okay. Why don't you
guys do something with daisies?
277
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:07,951
They always work for me.
278
00:14:08,018 --> 00:14:12,951
No, they do not.
279
00:14:13,018 --> 00:14:15,384
Khadijah, I was two blocks away
280
00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:17,684
when a really nice
guy named Marlin
281
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:20,251
pointed out I was
carrying your purse.
282
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,351
Scooter, thank God you are back.
283
00:14:22,418 --> 00:14:25,651
Now which of these ad campaigns
do you like the best?
284
00:14:25,718 --> 00:14:26,951
The naked one.
285
00:14:27,018 --> 00:14:28,984
You don't even know
what they are selling.
286
00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:30,384
Huh?
287
00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:33,851
Thanks for my bag.
288
00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:36,151
I'm gonna hear about
this later on, aren't I?
289
00:14:36,218 --> 00:14:39,684
‐ Damn, right. ‐
Hmm‐mm, bye, baby.
290
00:14:39,751 --> 00:14:41,784
So, how good could
your idea be, huh?
291
00:14:41,851 --> 00:14:43,818
Your own boyfriend
didn't even like it.
292
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,218
Hey, I liked Khadijah's.
293
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,218
Ah, another arguement
from my side.
294
00:14:48,884 --> 00:14:52,251
What makes you think you could
just come in here and take over?
295
00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:55,051
I'm not tryin'.. Well,
you know what, Khadijah?
296
00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:57,984
If it weren't for me, there'd
be nothing to take over.
297
00:14:58,051 --> 00:15:01,324
Now, Mary thought enough of my
ability to put me on the team.
298
00:15:01,391 --> 00:15:03,724
So, you better start
taking me seriously.
299
00:15:03,791 --> 00:15:06,691
Regine, I've been doing
this a lot longer than you.
300
00:15:06,758 --> 00:15:09,858
‐ I know what sells. ‐ Oh, yeah.
You know what sells.
301
00:15:09,924 --> 00:15:12,924
Your magazine is so broke, it's
about to become a pamphlet.
302
00:15:14,191 --> 00:15:17,858
I think now would be a
good time to pack up
303
00:15:17,924 --> 00:15:20,424
your low executive playset
and skip your ass on
304
00:15:20,491 --> 00:15:22,424
back to the botique.
305
00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:30,258
I'll see you at the
pitch meeting.
306
00:15:30,324 --> 00:15:32,258
Oh, Khadijah, remember.
307
00:15:32,324 --> 00:15:34,458
You're a passenger on this bus..
308
00:15:34,524 --> 00:15:36,458
Don't try to drive.
309
00:15:38,691 --> 00:15:39,958
Smooches.
310
00:15:42,991 --> 00:15:47,091
Maybe this will be a good time
for a soothing Gregorian chant.
311
00:15:47,158 --> 00:15:50,058
[humming]
312
00:16:00,964 --> 00:16:01,964
[whispering] Lights on.
313
00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:04,964
Hey, Obie.
314
00:16:06,898 --> 00:16:10,698
Max, I thought we had
a understanding.
315
00:16:10,764 --> 00:16:15,931
See, this is overlayin',
for Overton.
316
00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:17,864
Yes, I'm sorry.
317
00:16:17,931 --> 00:16:22,131
But I just came down here to
prepare a surprise for you.
318
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:25,331
Hm, that's nice. Should
I close my eyes?
319
00:16:27,798 --> 00:16:30,064
You are looking right at it.
320
00:16:33,498 --> 00:16:37,931
I realise the basement brings
out the romantic in anyone.
321
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,064
And you're a very lovely woman..
322
00:16:40,131 --> 00:16:41,664
No, you nut, please!
323
00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:44,498
I installed the water heater.
324
00:16:44,564 --> 00:16:46,498
You did what?
325
00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:49,231
Okay, you're welcome. You
can thank me with food.
326
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,698
[sniffing]
327
00:17:00,071 --> 00:17:01,471
Up to spanks.
328
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:06,438
All we gotta do now is install
the steam release valve
329
00:17:06,504 --> 00:17:09,138
and adjust the thermostat,
yeah, we in business.
330
00:17:09,204 --> 00:17:12,971
Don't worry about it, I already
adjusted the thermostat.
331
00:17:13,038 --> 00:17:15,171
What's the steam release valve?
332
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:21,004
It's supposed to do that, right?
333
00:17:23,304 --> 00:17:25,971
‐ Hell no. ‐ 'What are
we gonna do now?'
334
00:17:26,038 --> 00:17:27,338
Run!
335
00:17:34,171 --> 00:17:36,538
And as you can see the
photograph would be
336
00:17:36,604 --> 00:17:38,704
very artistic and Avant‐garde.
337
00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:42,304
What is it?
338
00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:44,304
Naked people behind a bush.
339
00:17:45,571 --> 00:17:47,804
Well, that would be great
if we were selling
340
00:17:47,871 --> 00:17:50,138
hedge clippers or
Calamine Lotion.
341
00:17:50,204 --> 00:17:51,471
[coughing]
342
00:17:53,904 --> 00:17:55,838
Do you have any other ideas?
343
00:17:58,238 --> 00:18:00,178
Well, the other concepts
aren't as trendy
344
00:18:00,244 --> 00:18:02,811
but that maybe for the best.
345
00:18:02,878 --> 00:18:04,978
The idea for this is a collage
346
00:18:05,044 --> 00:18:07,278
of different people of
all shapes and sizes.
347
00:18:07,344 --> 00:18:08,844
And the slogan reads.
348
00:18:08,911 --> 00:18:12,344
"Like you, our clothes come
in all shapes and sizes."
349
00:18:12,411 --> 00:18:15,511
I don't know about this.
That's a snoozer.
350
00:18:18,044 --> 00:18:19,978
Maybe we should
just forget this.
351
00:18:20,044 --> 00:18:23,078
You know, I thought you two had
such a good chemistry going
352
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:26,644
but based on these ideas,
I can see I was wrong.
353
00:18:28,844 --> 00:18:30,778
Chemistry? We are
a chemistry set.
354
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,778
You've never seen two
people work together
355
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:35,878
like Regine and
myself, side by side.
356
00:18:35,944 --> 00:18:37,478
Shoulder to shoulder.
357
00:18:37,544 --> 00:18:39,478
Well, we live together,
we eat together.
358
00:18:39,544 --> 00:18:43,178
We both support a homeless woman
who comes from across the street
359
00:18:43,244 --> 00:18:45,178
and lives in our kitchen.
360
00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:47,911
We're close.
361
00:18:47,978 --> 00:18:50,744
I'm sure if you just gave
us a little more time
362
00:18:50,811 --> 00:18:53,278
we could come up with
something you'll love.
363
00:18:53,344 --> 00:18:55,478
Okay, I'll give you a week.
364
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:57,878
[sighing]
365
00:18:59,478 --> 00:19:02,184
That was a good save, Khadijah.
366
00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:04,818
Unfortunately, I don't
wanna work with you.
367
00:19:04,884 --> 00:19:07,484
Duh, I don't wanna
work with you either.
368
00:19:07,551 --> 00:19:09,818
But I need this account.
369
00:19:09,884 --> 00:19:13,418
Did it ever occur to you that
this is important to me too.
370
00:19:13,484 --> 00:19:16,884
No, I was too busy trying
to save my little pamphlet.
371
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:22,618
You know, Khadijah, it's like
you don't take me seriously.
372
00:19:22,684 --> 00:19:24,784
You think I'm this
beautiful diva
373
00:19:24,851 --> 00:19:27,318
with a closet full of great hair
374
00:19:27,384 --> 00:19:29,884
and‐and that I can just throw
together a fabulous outfit
375
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:31,084
from practically nothing.
376
00:19:31,151 --> 00:19:33,084
Well, there's more
to me than that.
377
00:19:34,818 --> 00:19:37,018
Regine, I think you're
an intelligent woman
378
00:19:37,084 --> 00:19:39,318
who can do anything
she sets her mind to.
379
00:19:39,384 --> 00:19:41,318
You do?
380
00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:43,951
Yeah, the problem is
you don't know it.
381
00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:45,418
‐ I don't? ‐ No.
382
00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:48,218
So you come up in here
like you own a joint
383
00:19:48,284 --> 00:19:50,318
just because you got
somethin' to prove.
384
00:19:50,384 --> 00:19:51,584
It's not necessary.
385
00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:57,751
[chuckles] So, I
got it goin' on?
386
00:19:57,818 --> 00:20:00,991
I just don't know I
got it goin' on?
387
00:20:01,058 --> 00:20:05,524
Alright. Who cares as long
as I got it goin' on.
388
00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:08,024
It's a beautiful thing.
389
00:20:08,091 --> 00:20:12,724
[sighing] Khadijah, it's
not really a pamphlet.
390
00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:16,324
Thanks.
391
00:20:16,391 --> 00:20:18,324
Now, look. We gotta
get this account.
392
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,358
Right, so, um, I don't know.
393
00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:23,591
I guess, we gotta come up
with a totally new idea.
394
00:20:23,658 --> 00:20:25,591
Yeah, something completely new.
395
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,591
Okay... let's think.
396
00:20:38,591 --> 00:20:40,191
I got it!
397
00:20:41,424 --> 00:20:44,691
A picture of the
boutique in a graveyard
398
00:20:44,758 --> 00:20:48,124
and the slogan is,
"Shop or die."
399
00:20:48,191 --> 00:20:49,191
[cackling]
400
00:20:49,224 --> 00:20:51,158
No, no, no. Atleast, at least..
401
00:20:51,224 --> 00:20:55,258
Make it a maternity ward and
have it say, "Born to shop."
402
00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:58,258
No, no, no. We'll put 'em
together, "Born, shop, die."
403
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,264
'Cause that's how life goes.
404
00:21:00,331 --> 00:21:02,564
‐ Hm, well, if you're lucky.
‐ What do you mean?
405
00:21:02,631 --> 00:21:05,698
Well, you're born, you
die and if you're lucky
406
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,698
you do some good
shopping in between.
407
00:21:07,764 --> 00:21:09,098
That's it!
408
00:21:09,164 --> 00:21:11,498
(both) "You're born, you
die and if you're lucky
409
00:21:11,564 --> 00:21:13,798
you get to do some good
shopping in between."
410
00:21:13,864 --> 00:21:15,498
I'm going to catch Mary.
411
00:21:15,564 --> 00:21:17,031
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
412
00:21:17,098 --> 00:21:19,298
We gotta make a formal
presentation right?
413
00:21:19,364 --> 00:21:21,298
With a overhead
projector and all.
414
00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,331
Do you want to tell
Mary this idea
415
00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:25,164
or spend another
six days with me?
416
00:21:25,231 --> 00:21:26,498
Let's go.
417
00:21:29,198 --> 00:21:30,531
It's dope.
418
00:21:30,598 --> 00:21:32,898
(both) "You're born, you
die and if you're lucky
419
00:21:32,964 --> 00:21:35,598
you get to do some good
shopping in between."
420
00:21:43,098 --> 00:21:44,631
Lights on.
421
00:21:44,698 --> 00:21:50,131
[suspires] Oh! Obie, it's
everything I dreamt about and more.
422
00:21:50,198 --> 00:21:52,664
How come nobody else
was allowed down here?
423
00:21:52,731 --> 00:21:57,798
Well, yesterday I realized
what a romantic spot this was.
424
00:21:57,864 --> 00:22:01,088
And, now for the best part..
425
00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:02,721
Lights off.
426
00:22:04,621 --> 00:22:06,821
(Max) 'Hey, Obie.'
427
00:22:06,888 --> 00:22:09,888
(Obie) Max? Lights on.
428
00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,188
I said, "Lights on!"
429
00:22:12,254 --> 00:22:15,021
That damn light switch, eh!
430
00:22:15,088 --> 00:22:16,421
(Max) 'Here it is!'
431
00:22:16,488 --> 00:22:18,421
[explosion]
432
00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:28,454
[theme music]
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