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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,566 --> 00:00:04,600 Of course, Kyle insists 2 00:00:04,666 --> 00:00:08,200 that the appropriate name for the dog is Kyle Barker. 3 00:00:08,266 --> 00:00:09,933 Isn't that ridiculous? 4 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,800 Well, why don't you just name the dog Overton? 5 00:00:13,866 --> 00:00:16,866 Well, uh, I was kind of saving that for my... 6 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:18,633 firstborn. 7 00:00:19,966 --> 00:00:22,333 Anyway, after all these months of bickering, 8 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:23,766 I think we finally decided 9 00:00:23,833 --> 00:00:27,433 to name him after my favorite TV character, Sanford. 10 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,800 Mm. 11 00:00:28,866 --> 00:00:31,633 Well, I think he's lucky to have you guys as owners. 12 00:00:31,700 --> 00:00:33,333 I bet he loves you. 13 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,900 Sanford likes me an awful lot, 14 00:00:34,966 --> 00:00:37,133 but he's really partial to Kyle. 15 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,100 Down, down, down, down, down. 16 00:00:39,166 --> 00:00:41,400 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 17 00:00:41,466 --> 00:00:42,400 Down, down. 18 00:00:42,466 --> 00:00:43,633 Heel, boy, heel! 19 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:44,933 Kyle. 20 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,566 See you got an answer to your ad in the personals. 21 00:00:48,633 --> 00:00:49,566 Alright. 22 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:51,400 Her‐‐ get her. 23 00:00:51,466 --> 00:00:53,546 ♪ Check check check it out check check check it out ♪ 24 00:00:53,613 --> 00:00:55,373 ♪ Do what you want girl... no free position ♪ 25 00:00:55,397 --> 00:00:58,033 ♪ We are living single ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 26 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:00,166 ♪ Single ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ 27 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:04,406 ♪ Yes we are living a single life ♪ 28 00:01:04,473 --> 00:01:06,206 ♪ We are living ♪ 29 00:01:06,273 --> 00:01:08,539 ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Single ♪ 30 00:01:08,606 --> 00:01:11,440 ♪ Ooh, and in a '90's kind of world ♪ 31 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:13,573 ♪ I'm glad I've got my girls ♪ 32 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,973 ♪ Keep your head up ♪ ♪ What? ♪ 33 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:16,282 ♪ Keep your head up ♪ ♪ That's right ♪ 34 00:01:16,306 --> 00:01:17,586 ♪ Whenever this life gets tough ♪ 35 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,706 ♪ You got to fight with ♪ 36 00:01:18,773 --> 00:01:20,133 ♪ My homegirl standing to my left ♪ 37 00:01:20,157 --> 00:01:22,640 ♪ And my right, true blue and tight like glue ♪ 38 00:01:22,706 --> 00:01:24,382 ♪ We are living ♪ ♪ Check, check, check it out ♪ 39 00:01:24,406 --> 00:01:26,006 ♪ Check, check, check it out ♪ ♪ Single ♪ 40 00:01:26,073 --> 00:01:27,633 ♪ Do what you want, girl free position ♪ 41 00:01:27,657 --> 00:01:29,773 ♪ And in a '90's kind of world ♪ 42 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,140 ♪ I'm glad I've got my girls ♪ 43 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:35,440 ♪ Aah. ♪ 44 00:01:42,873 --> 00:01:44,973 No, I understand you're upset 45 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:49,706 but I'm looking at your ad now, and I don't see any mistakes. 46 00:01:49,773 --> 00:01:53,640 Yes, there's only one line through the dollar sign. 47 00:01:53,706 --> 00:01:56,640 You specified two. 48 00:01:56,706 --> 00:01:59,940 I'll be more than happy to refund your money. 49 00:02:00,006 --> 00:02:03,313 It's a pleasure doing business with you. 50 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:04,680 See, Khadijhah? 51 00:02:04,746 --> 00:02:10,446 Aren't you glad I got you Mr. Wess, the stress lesser? 52 00:02:10,513 --> 00:02:11,980 Synclaire, when you came in here, 53 00:02:12,046 --> 00:02:14,280 you looked like you had something on your mind. 54 00:02:14,346 --> 00:02:17,513 Is it still there? 55 00:02:17,579 --> 00:02:18,946 Oh, yes. 56 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:21,613 That "Teacher Of The Year" guy you're interviewing is here. 57 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,880 Send him in. 58 00:02:22,946 --> 00:02:27,046 Not until you change your tone. 59 00:02:27,113 --> 00:02:33,780 See now, that's better. 60 00:02:33,846 --> 00:02:34,880 Hi. Hi. 61 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:35,946 How you doing? 62 00:02:36,013 --> 00:02:37,846 I'm Khadijah. Have a seat, Mr. Ford. 63 00:02:37,913 --> 00:02:40,146 Oh, no, please. My students call me Mr. Ford. 64 00:02:40,213 --> 00:02:41,546 I'm Alonzo. 65 00:02:41,613 --> 00:02:42,713 Okay. 66 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,613 Alonzo. 67 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:47,680 I hope you don't mind. I like my interviews to be accurate. 68 00:02:47,746 --> 00:02:50,513 No, not at all. 69 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:52,513 You look fine. 70 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:55,213 The tape recorder can't see you. 71 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:02,186 That's too bad, 'cause I'm having a good hair day. 72 00:03:02,253 --> 00:03:04,686 Well, your students' math and reading scores 73 00:03:04,753 --> 00:03:07,320 are 40% higher than the city average. 74 00:03:07,386 --> 00:03:08,720 How do you do it? 75 00:03:08,786 --> 00:03:11,520 Well, I just let them know that I'm there for them 76 00:03:11,586 --> 00:03:13,886 and that I care. 77 00:03:13,953 --> 00:03:15,920 My style's pretty basic. 78 00:03:15,986 --> 00:03:18,786 And that basic style includes you showing them a videotape 79 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:19,953 of you bungee jumping? 80 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:22,620 Oh. Oh, that. 81 00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:24,953 Well, you know, my friends talked me into going. 82 00:03:25,020 --> 00:03:26,320 I figured what better way 83 00:03:26,386 --> 00:03:28,753 to demonstrate Newton's law of gravity to my students? 84 00:03:28,820 --> 00:03:30,286 Although I think they also learned 85 00:03:30,353 --> 00:03:33,620 not to eat a big breakfast before you go jump off a cliff. 86 00:03:33,686 --> 00:03:36,386 That's nasty. 87 00:03:36,453 --> 00:03:39,386 So, I hear you started an innovative after‐school program. 88 00:03:39,453 --> 00:03:41,120 Actually, I have two. 89 00:03:41,186 --> 00:03:42,553 Tell me about them. 90 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:45,253 Well, the first is combination sports and arts program. 91 00:03:45,320 --> 00:03:47,053 We try and keep the parents involved. 92 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:48,220 Any other program? 93 00:03:48,286 --> 00:03:52,286 The other program combines dinner... 94 00:03:52,353 --> 00:03:54,053 dancing... 95 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:59,253 and, hopefully, you. 96 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:02,060 Are you asking me out on a date? 97 00:04:02,126 --> 00:04:04,326 Because it's on the record. 98 00:04:04,393 --> 00:04:07,326 Are you saying yes? 99 00:04:07,393 --> 00:04:12,726 Because the public has a right to know. 100 00:04:12,793 --> 00:04:14,793 They don't have to know everything. 101 00:04:21,426 --> 00:04:23,960 And those things happen when you run your own business. 102 00:04:24,026 --> 00:04:25,626 Yeah. 103 00:04:25,693 --> 00:04:27,326 Maybe I should shut up now. 104 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,060 I feel like I told you my whole life story. 105 00:04:30,126 --> 00:04:32,060 Did I go into too much detail? 106 00:04:32,126 --> 00:04:33,626 No, not at all. 107 00:04:33,693 --> 00:04:35,926 And I agree‐‐ there should only be one line 108 00:04:35,993 --> 00:04:38,326 through the dollar sign. 109 00:04:38,393 --> 00:04:40,060 (chuckling) 110 00:04:40,126 --> 00:04:43,493 I guess, I get pretty passionate about my work sometimes. 111 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,293 Passion's good. 112 00:04:49,993 --> 00:04:52,093 Anyway, I think maybe I should... 113 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:53,893 have you come speak to my class 114 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,626 because your passion would inspire them. 115 00:04:56,693 --> 00:04:59,226 Yeah. 116 00:04:59,293 --> 00:05:03,333 I just missed a chance to kiss you, didn't I? 117 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:05,366 It won't be your last. 118 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:23,833 And you wanted to rent a movie. 119 00:05:36,566 --> 00:05:39,900 Alonzo, this is Regine, Overton, 120 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:42,900 Kyle, Max, and you remember Synclaire. 121 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,400 Everybody, this is Alonzo. 122 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:49,800 So... 123 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:53,266 you're the teacher. 124 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:54,566 Ah, yeah. Fourth grade. 125 00:05:54,633 --> 00:05:55,566 Oh. 126 00:05:55,633 --> 00:05:57,666 Fourth grade, huh? Yeah. 127 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,940 Let me ask you this question. 128 00:06:02,873 --> 00:06:05,906 Say you got a kid in a spelling bee, right, 129 00:06:05,973 --> 00:06:09,906 and you throw a tricky word at him like "neighbor." 130 00:06:09,973 --> 00:06:12,273 That's one with the "e" before the "I," 131 00:06:12,340 --> 00:06:14,040 the silent "g‐h" thing 132 00:06:14,106 --> 00:06:17,806 and who knows what kind of vowel is between the "b" and "r." 133 00:06:17,873 --> 00:06:20,773 My question to you, sir: 134 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:24,940 Don't you think that's a little bit harsh? 135 00:06:25,006 --> 00:06:27,540 I see how that's tough on a little man, yeah. 136 00:06:27,606 --> 00:06:31,006 See, Kyle, I told you, you got nothing to be ashamed of. 137 00:06:34,173 --> 00:06:36,273 Anyway, I should be going. 138 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:37,573 I got to get home 139 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,560 and take "neighbor" off tomorrow's spelling test. 140 00:06:39,584 --> 00:06:41,673 KHADIJAH: Let me walk you to the door. 141 00:06:41,740 --> 00:06:43,106 (clearing throat) 142 00:06:44,573 --> 00:06:49,206 You people stay! 143 00:06:49,273 --> 00:06:50,540 Well, well, well. 144 00:06:50,606 --> 00:06:54,406 Not everybody can look that good in a cheap suit. 145 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:57,373 I thought his gray streak was dashing. 146 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:58,906 (distant howling) 147 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:02,546 And he's in heat. 148 00:07:02,613 --> 00:07:04,846 I like that in a man. 149 00:07:04,913 --> 00:07:06,680 That would be our dog. 150 00:07:06,746 --> 00:07:09,080 Guys, he's been howling for weeks. 151 00:07:09,146 --> 00:07:10,880 When are you gonna get him fixed? 152 00:07:10,946 --> 00:07:12,380 Fixed? 153 00:07:14,213 --> 00:07:15,713 Yep. Neutered. 154 00:07:15,780 --> 00:07:17,613 Altered. Singing soprano... 155 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,613 ♪ Whoo... ♪ 156 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,413 In the Vienna Dogs Choir. 157 00:07:21,913 --> 00:07:24,413 Maxine, not even you could relish 158 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,880 the thought of such an awful procedure. 159 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:29,013 Snip, snip. 160 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,013 (cluck) 161 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,280 (thud) 162 00:07:38,246 --> 00:07:42,280 And you wonder why you have no man. 163 00:07:42,346 --> 00:07:44,813 (laughing deeply) 164 00:07:47,646 --> 00:07:49,346 (guffawing) 165 00:07:53,980 --> 00:07:56,113 So... am I mistaken 166 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:58,846 or did you and Alonzo seriously hit it off? 167 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:00,586 I saw it, too. 168 00:08:00,653 --> 00:08:02,986 Yes, ladies, she does have that. 169 00:08:03,053 --> 00:08:05,886 "He could be the one" look in her eyes. 170 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,720 Now, see, Regine, that's how you always ruin things. 171 00:08:08,786 --> 00:08:11,520 When it comes to men, you always get ahead of yourself. 172 00:08:11,586 --> 00:08:14,586 Now, me, I'm going to enjoy this day 173 00:08:14,653 --> 00:08:16,053 and not even consider tomorrow. 174 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:17,386 Mm‐hmm. 175 00:08:17,453 --> 00:08:18,786 What you doing? 176 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:20,820 I was putting his number in speed dial. 177 00:08:20,886 --> 00:08:22,086 (cackling) 178 00:08:22,153 --> 00:08:28,053 What? Come on, now, leave me alone. 179 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,986 You think I'm weird because I like 180 00:08:30,053 --> 00:08:33,020 sleepytime tea in the morning and breakfast tea at night? 181 00:08:33,086 --> 00:08:39,420 I think you're weird, but not because of the tea. 182 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:42,386 Why did y'all put the chain on the back door? 183 00:08:42,453 --> 00:08:44,720 I had to come around the building. 184 00:08:44,786 --> 00:08:50,686 Wow, you just answered your own question now, didn't you? 185 00:08:50,753 --> 00:08:52,753 So, any Khadijah sightings? 186 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:53,753 Nope. 187 00:08:53,820 --> 00:08:55,086 Last night, she and Alonzo 188 00:08:55,153 --> 00:08:57,420 celebrated their three‐week anniversary 189 00:08:57,486 --> 00:08:59,220 and she stayed at his place. 190 00:08:59,286 --> 00:09:01,026 No, wait a minute. That was Monday. 191 00:09:01,093 --> 00:09:02,793 No, last night, they celebrated 192 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:05,693 the anniversary of the first time they spoke on the phone 193 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,926 and tonight, they're celebrating... 194 00:09:07,993 --> 00:09:10,026 Tuesday. 195 00:09:10,093 --> 00:09:12,360 Well, alright. This thing is going well. 196 00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,126 Good for Khadijah. 197 00:09:14,193 --> 00:09:16,393 She's long overdue. 198 00:09:16,460 --> 00:09:19,160 Well, I have to admit I have mixed feelings. 199 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,493 Although I'm happy for her, I‐I feel little neglected. 200 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:29,093 Sometimes I wish she'd... get a paper cut. 201 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,793 You're a bad seed, Synclaire. 202 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:34,093 Hey, what's up? I can't talk. I gotta change. 203 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,026 Alonzo's waiting for me in the car. 204 00:09:37,093 --> 00:09:38,560 I'm caught up. How about you? 205 00:09:38,626 --> 00:09:40,693 Whoo. Feel like I was there. 206 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,760 KHADIJAH: Regine! 207 00:09:41,793 --> 00:09:44,293 Can I borrow a pair of socks? 208 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:48,160 If you'd done your laundry, you'd have your own. 209 00:09:48,226 --> 00:09:51,926 KHADIJAH: Thanks. I'll help myself. 210 00:09:51,993 --> 00:09:53,260 That's why her funky laundry 211 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,860 made a break for the door yesterday. 212 00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:58,726 You know, she's being just as irresponsible at work. 213 00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:05,566 She's having me make her calls and sharpen all of her pencils. 214 00:10:05,633 --> 00:10:09,200 You nut, that's your job. 215 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:12,933 Yeah, but now she's making me do it. 216 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,366 Well, who can blame her, huh? I mean, the girl is in love. 217 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:19,300 I'm sure if it us, we'd act the same way. 218 00:10:19,366 --> 00:10:20,533 Not me. 219 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,633 I wouldn't even bother coming home. 220 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:27,900 I'd just buy new underwear on the way to work. 221 00:10:27,966 --> 00:10:29,800 (cackling) 222 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:32,300 Oh, come on, honey, face it. 223 00:10:32,366 --> 00:10:34,233 Your cousin is a couple now. 224 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,466 (car horn honking) 225 00:10:35,533 --> 00:10:36,566 KHADIJAH: Coming! 226 00:10:36,633 --> 00:10:39,066 You know what, it just occurred to me. 227 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:41,733 Khadijah's been seeing this guy nonstop for about a month. 228 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,533 And what do we know about him? 229 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:44,533 (horn honks) 230 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,900 His horn works. 231 00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:48,866 Alright, y'all, I'm out. See you later. 232 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:53,600 Okay, hold up there, young whippersnapper. 233 00:10:53,666 --> 00:10:57,266 The time has come for us to get to know this Alonzo. 234 00:10:57,333 --> 00:10:59,100 How about we go out to dinner? 235 00:10:59,166 --> 00:11:00,106 Cool. 236 00:11:00,173 --> 00:11:01,873 Can you make it Friday? 237 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:04,340 No. We got tickets to the Knicks game. 238 00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:06,140 Thursday? 239 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:10,073 It's grand opening night for P. S. 276'S production of Grease. 240 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,440 Well, what about tomorrow? 241 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:14,806 Overton and I have our pigeon protection meeting, 242 00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:16,373 but, um... 243 00:11:16,440 --> 00:11:18,340 we can catch the next one. 244 00:11:18,406 --> 00:11:23,873 Then it's on. 245 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:26,606 Pigeon protection meeting. 246 00:11:26,673 --> 00:11:30,906 They aren't the only couple with an active social life. 247 00:11:39,473 --> 00:11:42,473 Well, let me explain the handyman's credo 248 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:45,873 as it applies to our dog Sanford. 249 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:50,006 "If he ain't broke, don't fix him." 250 00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:53,373 But this book that the vet gave me makes it clear 251 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,240 we need to nip this problem in the bud. 252 00:11:57,306 --> 00:12:01,180 Uh, not the bud exactly. 253 00:12:01,246 --> 00:12:07,980 All he needs is like five minutes with a French poodle. 254 00:12:08,046 --> 00:12:10,946 How can he tell the difference between a freaky French poodle 255 00:12:11,013 --> 00:12:13,080 and my expensive Italian suits, man? 256 00:12:13,146 --> 00:12:15,146 I mean, he's already marked the whole apartment. 257 00:12:15,213 --> 00:12:17,446 Soon he'll be peeing on the Empire State Building 258 00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,746 and then the whole city will be his. 259 00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:24,580 Look, look, right here. Read what the experts say. 260 00:12:24,646 --> 00:12:26,480 "The procedure is painless 261 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:30,113 and the dog will be more content." 262 00:12:30,180 --> 00:12:33,380 Don't believe the hype. 263 00:12:33,446 --> 00:12:36,946 Alright, but this morning, I saw him eyeing your tool belt 264 00:12:37,013 --> 00:12:38,446 with that... 265 00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:40,580 that special yearning. 266 00:12:40,646 --> 00:12:42,313 It'll be for his own good. 267 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:45,613 Mm‐hmm. 268 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:47,313 Hey, why don't you join us? 269 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:50,146 We can't, we've got to take Sanford to the animal doctor 270 00:12:50,213 --> 00:12:52,080 before Overton loses his nerve. 271 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,880 "The procedure is painless 272 00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:55,913 and the dog will be more content." 273 00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,480 You really getting that mutt cut? 274 00:12:57,546 --> 00:12:59,413 "The procedure is painless 275 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:02,920 and the dog will be more content." 276 00:13:02,986 --> 00:13:05,186 And, uh, what can I get for you? 277 00:13:05,253 --> 00:13:08,120 Let's see, a bottle of champagne and five glasses. 278 00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:09,653 We're expecting friends. 279 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:10,853 You got it. Thanks. 280 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:14,120 Ooh, I can't wait to grill Alonzo. 281 00:13:14,186 --> 00:13:16,586 Now, Max, you know that ain't right. 282 00:13:16,653 --> 00:13:18,986 Regine has a point. That would be rude. 283 00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:22,286 I'm talking tactics, not manners. 284 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:25,553 First, we'll lull him into a false sense of security 285 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:26,720 and then... 286 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:27,986 we'll pounce on him 287 00:13:28,053 --> 00:13:32,586 like he's the last bustier at a half‐price sale. 288 00:13:32,653 --> 00:13:34,186 Oh, man. 289 00:13:36,253 --> 00:13:38,320 Man, it's been over an hour. 290 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,220 I hope nothing happened to them. 291 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,753 Well, I don't care what happened. 292 00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:43,653 I'm ordering dinner. 293 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,120 Well, I've tracked them down. 294 00:13:46,186 --> 00:13:47,420 And where were they? 295 00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:49,020 At Alonzo's. 296 00:13:49,086 --> 00:13:51,653 I woke them up. 297 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,453 What?! 298 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:56,186 I cannot believe Khadijah left us hanging like this. 299 00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:59,153 Well, she said she's going to be here in 15 minutes. 300 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,093 Well, they won't find me. 301 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,460 I'm out. 302 00:14:02,526 --> 00:14:03,960 Look here. 303 00:14:04,026 --> 00:14:05,660 I'm too through, okay? 304 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,180 Regine, stop sweatin' me. 305 00:14:27,247 --> 00:14:29,680 I know I stood you up, but I was... 306 00:14:29,747 --> 00:14:33,547 you know, busy. 307 00:14:33,614 --> 00:14:35,147 Synclaire's forgiven me. 308 00:14:35,214 --> 00:14:38,047 (mutter): Yeah. 309 00:14:38,114 --> 00:14:39,414 Come on, I feel terrible. 310 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,880 If you could see my face you would know. 311 00:14:42,947 --> 00:14:45,014 She sincerely looks sorry. 312 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:49,580 Yeah, her skin has cleared up too. 313 00:14:49,647 --> 00:14:51,047 Come on, now. 314 00:14:51,114 --> 00:14:54,614 I'll make it up to you at the cafe. Alonzo and I are paying. 315 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:58,714 I'm ordering the most expensive dish on the menu! 316 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:00,220 So? 317 00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:02,287 We'll see you there? 318 00:15:02,354 --> 00:15:04,254 Come on, Regine. 319 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,120 Don't make me beg. 320 00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:09,854 Hold out for the begging. It's worth it. 321 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,820 Okay. 322 00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:15,720 (playing jazz riffs) 323 00:15:27,420 --> 00:15:31,487 What'd you think about this shirt I picked out for Alonzo? 324 00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:33,587 He looks so good in blue. 325 00:15:33,654 --> 00:15:36,954 You can shop with me anytime. 326 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:41,920 Well, I saw a little something today... 327 00:15:41,987 --> 00:15:43,487 (Alonzo chuckling) 328 00:15:51,187 --> 00:15:57,620 I never thought I'd be so sickened at the thought of people shopping. 329 00:15:57,687 --> 00:16:01,694 I mean, have you ever seen two goofier people in your life? 330 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,794 My, my, my, where did the time go? 331 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,494 Yee‐whoa‐ho! 332 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:14,027 I tell you, I'm no good without my 11 hours. 333 00:16:14,094 --> 00:16:15,594 Well, I suppose I could go 334 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:18,060 for another delicious piece of cheesecake. 335 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:20,794 Oh, but, you know, it is late. It is late! 336 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,927 Wait a minute. We just got here. Hang. 337 00:16:22,994 --> 00:16:24,394 Oh... 338 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,127 wish we could. 339 00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,494 Can't. 340 00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:30,760 Nice to see you. 341 00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:31,960 Yes. 342 00:16:32,027 --> 00:16:37,727 Yes, yes, yes. 343 00:16:37,794 --> 00:16:40,794 They seemed a little bit out of it tonight. 344 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:43,494 Guess they were kind of into their own thing. 345 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,894 Yeah. 346 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:52,527 More cheesecake? 347 00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,794 Obie, man, you need to get over it. 348 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:56,227 Can't, man. 349 00:16:56,294 --> 00:16:58,627 I keep seeing them wheeling Sanford away 350 00:16:58,694 --> 00:17:02,234 on that little doggie gurney with his hind paws crossed 351 00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:06,800 as if he knew what was going to happen. 352 00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:11,534 Oh, Overton, you look like you've lost your best friend. 353 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:16,267 Not me. Can't say the same for Sanford, though. 354 00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,100 Well, you've done the right thing. 355 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:20,134 That's what I've been trying to tell him. 356 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,500 And at least we gave him his one last manly romp. 357 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:29,734 Yeah, we left him alone with his favorite pair of trousers. 358 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:32,834 But he'll never know the true pleasures of manhood. 359 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:34,134 Come on. 360 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,034 The dog is young. 361 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,267 He can't miss what he never had. 362 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:39,867 Ask Kyle. 363 00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:45,500 I ignore you. 364 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,967 Overton, let's go. 365 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:52,400 For us, as well as Sanford, there remains only the healing. 366 00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:58,834 Think they have a support group for this? 367 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,974 Ooh, look who found her way home. 368 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,540 Where you been? 369 00:18:03,607 --> 00:18:05,674 When y'all left, you said you were tired. 370 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:10,040 We were tired of watching you drool all over Alonzo. 371 00:18:10,107 --> 00:18:11,374 Why are you buggin'? 372 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,574 Oh, Khadijah, you have been buggin' for three weeks. 373 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,107 First we invite you out; You stand us up. 374 00:18:17,174 --> 00:18:19,907 Then you invite us out and act like we're not there. 375 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:26,174 Look, Sybil, you're not the first woman to get a man. 376 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,474 I really don't understand what's up with this attitude. 377 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:33,140 I finally get a good man, and y'all can't support me? 378 00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:37,440 Well, it's kind of hard when all you do is walk all over us. 379 00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,174 This is so small. 380 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:45,674 Yeah, well, it's a small world after all. 381 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,474 You know, I was just hoping Alonzo 382 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,574 could get to know my friends. 383 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,507 That's it. 384 00:18:51,574 --> 00:18:56,107 But I guess not. 385 00:18:56,174 --> 00:18:58,507 That small world thing got to her, huh? 386 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:07,314 I told Christopher, I said, "You have to understand 387 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,080 "the difference between real life 388 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,280 "and The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. 389 00:19:11,347 --> 00:19:14,347 "You know, if you hit Wilson in the head with a bat, 390 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,914 he will stay down." 391 00:19:17,514 --> 00:19:19,247 You're good with kids, I'm telling you. 392 00:19:19,314 --> 00:19:22,314 I'd have picked him up by his head till he looked peaceful. 393 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:23,714 Oh, man. 394 00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:26,114 Alonzo, where have you been? 395 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,747 We were waiting for you. 396 00:19:27,814 --> 00:19:31,180 Oh, man, I lost track of time. I'm sorry, fellas. 397 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,914 Why don't you grab a court? I'll be there soon. 398 00:19:33,980 --> 00:19:35,247 Forget about it, man. 399 00:19:35,314 --> 00:19:36,847 No, I'll be there, Stan. 400 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,980 Hey, he still remembers your name. 401 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,980 Dig that. Let's go, man. 402 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:45,680 Come on, fellas. 403 00:19:45,747 --> 00:19:46,980 (sighs) 404 00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:51,080 Damn. 405 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,947 That was kind of deep. 406 00:19:53,014 --> 00:19:54,314 Forget them. 407 00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:57,880 I get with a good woman and all my friends can do is complain. 408 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,920 I mean, what is that about? 409 00:19:59,987 --> 00:20:02,020 Well, what have they been saying? 410 00:20:02,087 --> 00:20:05,754 Oh, you know, I ignore them. 411 00:20:05,820 --> 00:20:08,554 All I do is talk about you all the time. 412 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,154 They never see me anymore. 413 00:20:11,854 --> 00:20:13,087 Hmm. 414 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:16,320 You know, my friends been saying the same thing. 415 00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:19,520 And I'm starting to think they have a point. 416 00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:22,987 Yeah, maybe they do. 417 00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:26,820 I guess we've got to come out of our little world sometime. 418 00:20:26,887 --> 00:20:29,887 But it's so cozy in here. 419 00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:31,620 Isn't it though? 420 00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:33,954 Hey, here's an idea. 421 00:20:34,020 --> 00:20:37,687 How about I introduce your friends to my friends? 422 00:20:37,754 --> 00:20:39,920 They already have something in common. 423 00:20:39,987 --> 00:20:41,120 They hate us. 424 00:20:41,187 --> 00:20:42,787 (laughs) 425 00:20:44,687 --> 00:20:45,854 Hey. 426 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,154 Y'all going somewhere? 427 00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:51,720 Oh, what tipped you off, our leaving? 428 00:20:51,787 --> 00:20:53,987 I know I haven't exactly been myself lately, 429 00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:55,754 but I'm back. 430 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:58,187 Well, whoo‐hoo, Khadijah's back, y'all. 431 00:20:58,254 --> 00:21:01,294 Let's break out the good china. 432 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,860 Do you think you could stop being hilarious long enough 433 00:21:03,927 --> 00:21:06,127 for me to apologize? 434 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,694 Well? 435 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,694 That was it. 436 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:12,760 Oh. 437 00:21:12,794 --> 00:21:14,060 That was weak. 438 00:21:14,127 --> 00:21:15,594 What do you want from me? 439 00:21:15,660 --> 00:21:20,527 A quart of blood and a real apology, for once. 440 00:21:20,594 --> 00:21:26,560 Okay, so I made the mistake of putting a very handsome, 441 00:21:26,627 --> 00:21:32,860 attractive, sensitive, extremely sexy man, ahead of you... 442 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,994 and for that, I'm sorry? 443 00:21:40,727 --> 00:21:43,127 You know, the sad part is, 444 00:21:43,194 --> 00:21:44,694 that's as good as it gets. 445 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,994 Hey, I'm shocked she said that much. 446 00:21:47,060 --> 00:21:49,594 Am I off the list? Are we cool or what? 447 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:53,127 Well, why don't you join us for a game of miniature golf? 448 00:21:53,194 --> 00:21:54,927 Okay. 449 00:21:54,994 --> 00:21:57,927 You know, Alonzo likes golf. 450 00:21:57,994 --> 00:22:00,234 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 451 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,334 Tennis is his game. 452 00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:11,073 OVERTON: Here you go, Sanford, your favorite frisbee. 453 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:14,967 Well, how about this squeaky little newspaper 454 00:22:14,991 --> 00:22:17,836 so you can catch up on your reading? 455 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:19,469 Aw, it's no use. 456 00:22:19,536 --> 00:22:22,703 You've lost your zest for life. 457 00:22:22,769 --> 00:22:24,569 What have we done? 458 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:27,269 You'll never be the same again, will you? 459 00:22:29,903 --> 00:22:31,436 KYLE: Hey, Overton. 460 00:22:31,503 --> 00:22:33,969 (door slams shut) 461 00:22:34,036 --> 00:22:34,969 (Sanford growling) 462 00:22:35,036 --> 00:22:36,303 Down, boy, down, down! 463 00:22:36,369 --> 00:22:37,603 Down, boy, down! Down, Sanford. 464 00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:38,603 Sanford, down 465 00:22:38,669 --> 00:22:39,603 (fabric ripping) 466 00:22:39,669 --> 00:22:40,936 OVERTON: He's back, Kyle. 467 00:22:41,003 --> 00:22:42,503 He's back! 33243

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