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Ah. Synclaire, sit still.
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Are you absolutely sure
we have to do this?
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I mean, the hair is so fine,
you can barely see it.
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We either gonna wax it
or put it in corn rows.
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Ow!
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I don't know why we go
through this torture.
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Every week, it's yank
this, shave that.
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I can't wait to get married
so I can just let myself go.
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All this for men we
don't even have.
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You think there
are men out there
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shaving their backs for us?
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Well, now, ladies, to be fair
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I'm sure there are guys
out there going through
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as many grooming
rituals as we do.
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Like what?
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They trim their nails.
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With their teeth.
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I say we should stop
mutilating ourselves right now
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and just be happy the
way God made us.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Ow!
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♪ Check check check it out
Check check check it out ♪
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♪ What you want no
free position ♪
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♪ We are living single ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Yes we're living the
single life yeah ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up what ♪
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♪ Keep your head
up That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get tough
You got to fight with ♪
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♪ My home girls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue and
tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check, check it out ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ And in a nineties
kind of world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Haa ♪
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I don't know why you
rented Basic Instinct.
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That woman was buggin'.
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I mean, who would go
into somebody's office
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in a business suit
with no drawers on?
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I mean, besides you.
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Hey, can I look now?
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Synclaire, it's over.
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Oh, good movie.
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[squealing]
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Oh. Regine is home
from her date.
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Or you got rats.
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It's a little early for her to be home.
I wonder what's wrong.
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Only one way to find out.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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What? Is it good?
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We got to be some lonely
heifers, spying on Regine.
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[keys jingling]
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Oh, okay.
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So, now, the piano
would be right here.
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Hey, guys, this is Charles.
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The Assistant DA, Charles.
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[chuckles] This is
Synclaire and Khadijah
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my two roommates.
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And this is their friend Max,
who just thinks she lives here.
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Maxine Shaw from Evans
Bell and Associates.
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Yes.
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You know, I saw you try a case last week.
You're tough.
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I mean, I thought you was
gonna actually hit the judge.
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So did I.
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Well, it's good
to see you again.
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Yes, yes.
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I didn't recognize you at first.
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Well, that peephole makes
everybody look a little warped.
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Yes, well, Charles,
you should be goin'.
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You've got a big trial in
the morning, remember?
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The one you couldn't
stop talkin' about.
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Now, go. Smooches.
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Huh, are‐are we still
on for Saturday?
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Saturday, Sunday,
Monday, whatever.
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Night‐night.
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Ooh, Regine, I like him.
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He's sweet and thoughtful
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and his nose hairs
were neatly trimmed.
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Yeah, I got to give
it to you, girl.
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Charles is a damn good attorney.
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Mm‐hmm. I wouldn't mind
a peek at his briefs.
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Yes, well, sorry to
disappoint y'all
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but Charles ain't the one.
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But, Regine, he's got
money and status.
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Technically, you
should be in love.
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I know, but Charles has
no je ne sais quoi.
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No joie de vivre.
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No... oomph.
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Girl, that's what we're for.
To cultivate them.
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You see, a good man
is like fine wine.
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They all start out like grapes.
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Our job is to stomp on them.
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And then keep them in the dark
until they mature into something
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we wouldn't mind
having dinner with.
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Yes, well, I can't
wait that long.
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I need my thirst quenched now.
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Why you always have
to have a man?
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Well, hey. Some people paint..
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[laughing]
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Now, to you, this may seem
like a simple burnt bagel.
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But we know it as the
handyman's nightmare.
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See, one minute, just
toasting a bagel.
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Gets stuck, overheats,
shorts out the circuit.
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Next thing you know, you
burn the building down.
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Oh, well, I never
realized that toasting
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was such a responsibility.
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Not many people do.
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Oh, Overton, is there
anything you can't fix?
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Nope. That's why I put
an ad in the paper.
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To expand my handyman empire
beyond this mere brownstone.
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That's the last time I ask
you to go shopping with me.
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You got to flirt with
every man at the market?
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I got us this free
meat here, didn't I?
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I'm telling you.
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You and Regine are just alike.
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Always trying to turn
some man's head.
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Excuse me, Regine and
I are nothing alike.
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I'm just looking
for a good time.
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She's looking for a sponsor.
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Hey, what's up? I got the paper.
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‐ Hey, Kyle. ‐ Damn.
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These paper boys are
getting older and uglier.
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Max, Max, yet another
thinly‐veiled attempt
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to deny your animalistic
attraction towards me.
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[purrs]
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You right about the
animal part, Fido.
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‐ You want me so bad..
‐ Oh, my gosh.
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It hurts, don't it?
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[chuckles]
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Hey, man, you check out the ad?
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Yeah, man, but I don't
think it's gonna get you
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the response you wanted.
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"Expert handyman will
service your needs."
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Tell me that ain't good.
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[chuckles] Good for a laugh.
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Man, they put it
in the personals.
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Your beeper number is in
the "Swingles" section.
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[chuckles]
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Right next to "Big,
buxom blonde"
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seeks same for fun and frolic."
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(beeping)
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I'm scared, Kyle.
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So, what is Mr. Lover Man doing
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perusing the personals?
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[chuckles] Baby, I was looking
for a much‐needed date.
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For you.
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Yep, expert handyman
will service your needs.
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You want me to what?
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I'm sorry, but shouldn't your,
uh, husband be fixing that?
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Maybe her husband's
not handy like you.
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I said I'm sorry, lady,
but the ad was misplaced.
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And I'm sure we violating
some kind of FCC rule
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by talking like this.
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Goodbye.
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Hey, Regine. What's up?
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You look tired.
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Oh, I just gave Charles
his walking papers.
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Ooh, it is such a drain
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breaking up with
someone delicately.
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You know the routine.
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"It's me. It's not you.
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Of course, we'll
still be friends."
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Blah, blah, blah. Cry, cry, cry.
Hug, hug, hug.
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"Okay. Bye."
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You dumped him?
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Yep.
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Any hard feelings?
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Not on my part.
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‐ So Charles is free?
‐ Max, stop.
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‐ What? ‐ I know that look.
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That's the same look you gave
the butcher two hours ago.
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‐ Ouch! ‐ Don't
go after Charles.
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[beeping]
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Khadijah, relax.
Regine doesn't care.
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Regine, do you care if
I give Charles a call?
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No, girl. Go ahead and call.
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Why we got so much meat?
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Uh, ma'am, you breathing
kind of hard.
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You wanna call me back after
you catch your breath?
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[instrumental music]
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[beeping]
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Girl, I am ready
for church today.
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Take it from me, Khadijah.
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Never try to expand
your business
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by putting an ad in the paper.
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Still popular with
the pervs, huh?
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As ever.
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Why don't you just turn
your beeper off, Overton?
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Oh, sure.
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The second I do that
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that's when somebody's
tub overflows.
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Water drips through the
floor, lands on the stove
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puts somebody's pilot light out.
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Next thing you know the whole,
damn building done blowed up.
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This is okay for church, huh?
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That's between you and your God.
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[knock on door]
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Max. Alright, let's go.
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Actually, I'm not going
with y'all today.
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I'm going to church and Sunday
brunch in the park with Charles.
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Charles?
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Hey!
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Both of you are dating
men named Charles.
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You're just destined to be
a step behind, aren't you?
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Regine, you are okay
with this, aren't you?
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[chuckles] I'm fine with it.
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Cool. Who's got the stockings?
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Here you go. But can
I get the egg back?
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I make Christmas ornaments.
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Okay. I'll see you.
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Hey, Max, I thought
I'd find you here.
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Hello, Regine.
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Hi, Charles.
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Awkward moment, huh?
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[chuckles] No.
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Mm‐mm. No. Not at all.
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Well, Max, uh..
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You ready to go?
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Sure. If you are. Let's go.
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Say a prayer for me, huh?
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Smooches.
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Tramp.
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♪ We are living single ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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[knock on door]
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Hey!
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Alright, girls. What we
got going on for tonight?
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Uh, wait a minute.
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You think you can just sashay
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your man‐stealing
behind up in my house
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you are sadly mistaken.
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Is this about Charles?
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Regine is pretty upset
with you, Miss Missy.
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So you just couldn't
wait to sink your claws
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into my man, huh?
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Your man?
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Regine, you chewed
him up, spit him out
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and told me to call him.
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No, I did not tell
you to call him.
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I said you could call him.
Khadijah, you were there.
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No, no, no, no. I ain't got
nothing to do with it.
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Your exact words were,
"Go ahead, call him."
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And you took that as a "yes"?
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Now, what are you getting
so worked up about?
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You didn't even like him.
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Well, that is not the point.
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The point is, you
broke the rules.
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You're supposed to
let it cool off
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at least one‐third of
the total dating time
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00:11:56,073 --> 00:11:59,106
or one month for each year,
whichever's shorter.
256
00:12:00,613 --> 00:12:03,546
If only you used your
powers for good.
257
00:12:04,646 --> 00:12:07,146
Regine, this is New
York in the '90s.
258
00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:09,546
The only rules about dating
are five locks on the door
259
00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:11,413
and keep the stun gun on
your side of the bed.
260
00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:16,380
Please. Well, that's just the
dumbest logic I ever heard.
261
00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,146
No wonder you can't win a case.
262
00:12:21,780 --> 00:12:24,746
I win plenty!
263
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:29,780
And at least I got a job.
What kind of job do you have?
264
00:12:29,846 --> 00:12:31,480
Shopping.
265
00:12:32,813 --> 00:12:35,513
I am a buyer for a boutique.
266
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,580
Shopping.
267
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,046
Well, somebody needs to shop
for your non‐dressing behind.
268
00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:43,680
‐ Oh! This is ridiculous.
‐ Yeah!
269
00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:46,146
I can't believe you're gonna let
a man affect our friendship.
270
00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:49,046
No, I'm not, 'cause we
don't have a friendship!
271
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:50,613
[knock on the door]
272
00:13:04,186 --> 00:13:07,153
And the woman in 3‐B
thinks Max is right.
273
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,753
Khadijah, can you
believe the way
274
00:13:13,820 --> 00:13:16,886
Max is running behind me,
pickin' up my leftovers?
275
00:13:18,553 --> 00:13:22,920
I said can you believe Max
276
00:13:22,986 --> 00:13:26,320
up there running behind
me, picking up my scraps?
277
00:13:27,953 --> 00:13:30,653
Yes, well, I cannot believe it.
278
00:13:33,086 --> 00:13:36,220
She is obviously a
desperate, desperate woman.
279
00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:39,553
So you're saying
280
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,786
what she's doing is okay
and that I'm wrong?
281
00:13:42,853 --> 00:13:44,853
I ain't sayin' a damn thing.
282
00:13:46,286 --> 00:13:48,820
Yeah, well, somebody
has to talk to her.
283
00:13:48,886 --> 00:13:51,486
You're right. Go ahead.
I'm eating my breakfast.
284
00:13:51,553 --> 00:13:54,053
Oh, come on, Khadijah,
she'll listen to you.
285
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,453
I'm not the one with
the problem here.
286
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,020
It's never stopped
you any other time.
287
00:14:00,593 --> 00:14:03,393
Mornin'. I just had the
best night's sleep.
288
00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:06,793
No coffee for me.
Thanks, don't need it.
289
00:14:10,493 --> 00:14:12,993
Shut up.
290
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,160
Regine, are you still
worrying over Charles?
291
00:14:15,226 --> 00:14:17,726
Mm‐mm! No! Not at all. Know why?
292
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:20,360
'Cause when Khadijah talks
to Max, it will all be over.
293
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,026
Uh‐uh. I told you, I'm
not getting in this.
294
00:14:23,093 --> 00:14:25,126
Oh, come on, Khadijah.
295
00:14:25,193 --> 00:14:28,093
Don't you see how this
is making me unhappy?
296
00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:31,260
Don't you care how
it's affecting me?
297
00:14:31,326 --> 00:14:32,793
Nope.
298
00:14:34,326 --> 00:14:35,793
Come on, Khadijah.
299
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:38,693
How would you feel if Max were
dating your old boyfriend?
300
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,193
She knows better.
301
00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:44,193
See?
302
00:14:44,260 --> 00:14:46,160
Exactly. Exactly my point.
303
00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:48,260
Max, she wouldn't
do this to you.
304
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:50,393
And what is wrong with me?
305
00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,226
I mean, why is it that every
time I let go of a guy
306
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,460
he turns out to be Mr.
Right for somebody else?
307
00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:58,626
Regine, Charles has not changed.
308
00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:01,100
It's just that you always
want what you can't have.
309
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:03,166
And maybe this whole thing
is bothering you so much
310
00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,300
because you're being
selfish and self‐centered.
311
00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:07,466
Mm‐hmm.
312
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:12,100
I know what this is about.
It's all about me.
313
00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:16,866
Uh‐huh. See, Max?
314
00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,966
She don't care nothing
about Charles.
315
00:15:19,033 --> 00:15:21,900
She is using him to get to me.
316
00:15:21,966 --> 00:15:24,466
She always wants what I have!
317
00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:27,533
‐ Like what? ‐ Make a list.
318
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,800
Start with these.
319
00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:33,733
Her hands?
320
00:15:39,566 --> 00:15:41,166
Overton, you alright?
321
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,633
[panting]
322
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,666
Huh.
323
00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:46,500
Alrighty, now, sip it
slowly and tell us
324
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,400
everything that happened.
325
00:15:50,966 --> 00:15:54,433
Well, what happened was
I went on that call.
326
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:55,900
Miss Harper?
327
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:58,233
The one with that
broken furnace?
328
00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,906
I get over there and she lead
me down into a basement.
329
00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:05,540
Then she kicked off her
shoes, took off her robe
330
00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:08,673
and start talking 'bout,
"Light my fire, daddy."
331
00:16:11,073 --> 00:16:12,106
[knock on the door]
332
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,240
Good morning. Yo, Overton,
man, you know Miss Harper?
333
00:16:18,306 --> 00:16:20,906
I've seen her naked. Can't
say that I know her, though.
334
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:24,406
Well, she certainly knows you.
335
00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:27,173
She called with a list of odd
jobs she like you to take care.
336
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:30,273
And she said, if you don't come
to her, she's coming to you.
337
00:16:32,940 --> 00:16:36,440
Um, just bury me in
my blue suit, man.
338
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:41,740
So, you're saying that
I am self centered.
339
00:16:41,806 --> 00:16:43,506
And self absorbed.
340
00:16:43,573 --> 00:16:47,206
Well, I am not! I happen
to have a problem.
341
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,706
And nobody and I mean
nobody sleeps in this house
342
00:16:50,773 --> 00:16:53,006
until my problem is solved!
343
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,313
I don't want to talk about
Charles no more, Regine.
344
00:17:03,246 --> 00:17:05,013
I understand, Regine.
345
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:08,480
Get off the phone, Regine.
346
00:17:09,913 --> 00:17:11,213
I am your friend!
347
00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:16,346
Look, just go blow your
nose, stuff your face
348
00:17:16,413 --> 00:17:18,446
and get over it, okay?
349
00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:20,280
Geez.
350
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:21,813
Synclaire, what are you doing?
351
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,046
I'm shredding those files
like you asked me to.
352
00:17:24,113 --> 00:17:25,880
Those files are on my desk.
353
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:27,313
Oh.
354
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,546
Then we're gonna
need a little tape.
355
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,080
Hey, what are you up to?
356
00:17:32,146 --> 00:17:34,046
The usual.
357
00:17:34,113 --> 00:17:36,280
Max, my mellow, my
ace, check this out.
358
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,580
Lemme talk to you.
359
00:17:37,646 --> 00:17:39,546
What's up with you and Charles?
360
00:17:39,613 --> 00:17:42,813
Nothing. I like the
guy, we have fun.
361
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,000
You got a problem with that?
362
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,680
No. Not at all.
363
00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:49,480
Break up with him.
364
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,780
For Regine?
365
00:17:50,846 --> 00:17:52,146
No way.
366
00:17:52,213 --> 00:17:54,446
I am not gonna let you
indulge that spoiled child.
367
00:17:54,513 --> 00:17:57,213
I'm having fun and I'm not gonna
stop having fun just for her.
368
00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:59,046
Regine is not going
to get her way.
369
00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:01,020
Not this time, no way! Uh‐uh!
370
00:18:01,086 --> 00:18:02,353
I'm gonna be the grown‐up here.
371
00:18:02,420 --> 00:18:03,453
[snorts]
372
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:09,253
(woman over TV) '...three, and
four, and five, and squeeze'
373
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,186
'and seven, and squeeze.'
374
00:18:11,253 --> 00:18:13,786
'One more, now squeeze.'
375
00:18:13,853 --> 00:18:17,586
'And squeeze, and
squeeze, and burn!'
376
00:18:17,653 --> 00:18:19,986
'Good workout. And exhale!'
377
00:18:20,053 --> 00:18:21,653
[all exhale]
378
00:18:22,786 --> 00:18:23,820
'Next week, thighs.'
379
00:18:23,886 --> 00:18:25,220
[doorbell rings]
380
00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:27,986
I'll get it.
381
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:35,086
Oh. Y'all pretending
to work out again?
382
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:39,186
Well, we can't all
be scrawny like you.
383
00:18:39,253 --> 00:18:40,253
Snipe away.
384
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:41,420
You're gonna feel real small
385
00:18:41,486 --> 00:18:43,220
after I tell you
what I just did.
386
00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:46,286
Did you start dating
somebody else's boyfriend?
387
00:18:46,353 --> 00:18:49,786
You won't believe how small
you're going to feel.
388
00:18:49,853 --> 00:18:52,186
For your information, I
just broke up with Charles.
389
00:18:53,386 --> 00:18:56,253
Have a seat, girl.
390
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,486
My girl, I knew I got to you.
391
00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:01,460
Hey, well, it was the
right thing to do.
392
00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:03,193
This is just wonderful.
393
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:04,700
All this time,
Khadijah's been saying
394
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,226
that you were petty, and evil
395
00:19:06,293 --> 00:19:09,493
and too selfish to ever
work this thing out.
396
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,026
I guess you proved
her wrong, huh?
397
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,026
Well, Max, I am shocked.
398
00:19:19,093 --> 00:19:20,726
I mean, it's not
often that a woman
399
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,693
does something nice for me.
400
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,460
So, when it happens,
it really stands out.
401
00:19:25,526 --> 00:19:28,326
Well, hey, it was nothing.
402
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:29,793
Now, can we get on
with our lives?
403
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,126
I am so sorry
404
00:19:32,193 --> 00:19:35,060
that I made such a big
deal out of all this.
405
00:19:35,126 --> 00:19:36,593
But when Charles
took you to church
406
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,393
that really hurt.
407
00:19:38,460 --> 00:19:41,360
I mean, it meant that
he took you seriously.
408
00:19:41,426 --> 00:19:43,793
The men in my life, they never
take me that seriously.
409
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,560
Maybe it's because I'm
a little superficial.
410
00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,393
Immature.
411
00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,593
Petty.
412
00:19:55,426 --> 00:19:56,993
Anyway..
413
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:04,900
I just want you to know
that I respect you, girl
414
00:20:04,966 --> 00:20:06,500
and I respect the way
you handled this.
415
00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:09,033
I mean, the way you were
able to just let Charles go.
416
00:20:09,100 --> 00:20:10,533
And the way you
came over here‐‐.
417
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,800
And lied through my teeth!
418
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,066
What?
419
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,066
Charles dumped me.
420
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:24,300
He gave me some tired,
"baby‐it's‐me‐not‐you" crap.
421
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:26,366
"We could still be friends."
422
00:20:29,133 --> 00:20:32,100
Oh, Max, I'm sorry.
423
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:35,100
Girl, you must be in
such pain right now.
424
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:41,133
Is there anything that I can do?
425
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,600
You can start by wiping that
silly grin off your face.
426
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:46,066
Well, girl, look at
the bright side.
427
00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:48,033
At least, now, you
don't have to endure
428
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,966
those sloppy kisses of his
429
00:20:50,033 --> 00:20:53,700
where both of his lips are
on the outside of yours.
430
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,900
I liked those.
431
00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:59,353
What I couldn't stand was
that goo he put in his hair.
432
00:20:59,377 --> 00:21:02,284
He ruined my velvet sofa. I'm
sending the brother a bill.
433
00:21:03,373 --> 00:21:06,073
Well, I, for one, am glad
that Charles dumped you.
434
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,040
I mean, what would have
happened if he hadn't?
435
00:21:08,106 --> 00:21:10,240
I would have probably
kept seein' him.
436
00:21:10,306 --> 00:21:12,740
I would probably
have stole him back.
437
00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,249
I would have had to marry
him to keep him from you.
438
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,340
I would have had to‐‐.
439
00:21:15,406 --> 00:21:17,706
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, yo.
Hold on.
440
00:21:17,773 --> 00:21:20,306
We not going to go
down this block again.
441
00:21:20,373 --> 00:21:22,040
Alright, alright.
You're right, Khadijah.
442
00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,240
I'll tell you what, let's
make a rule right now
443
00:21:24,306 --> 00:21:26,273
that we will never
do this again.
444
00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:30,640
Okay, from this point onward,
no occupant of this house..
445
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:35,340
Or friend of an
occupant of this house
446
00:21:35,406 --> 00:21:39,773
will date the ex or current
boyfriend of said others.
447
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,840
‐ Cool. ‐ Well, that
about covers it.
448
00:21:43,673 --> 00:21:45,740
But what if he really fine?
449
00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,273
‐ Then all bets are off.
‐ Okay! Yes, yes, yes!
450
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:52,540
[indistinct chatter]
451
00:21:55,506 --> 00:21:58,273
‐ Overton! ‐ Miss Harper!
452
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,880
Khadijah!
453
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:05,046
You didn't finish
the job, Overton.
454
00:22:05,113 --> 00:22:06,980
Synclaire!
455
00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:10,913
Now, what kind of
handyman are you?
456
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,513
Mama!
457
00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:22,680
[phone ringing]
458
00:22:22,746 --> 00:22:25,246
(Synclaire) 'Hello, James,
Hunter, and James residence.'
459
00:22:25,313 --> 00:22:27,380
'Yes, this is Synclaire James.'
460
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:30,380
'Oh, thank you, but we
already subscribe.'
461
00:22:30,446 --> 00:22:32,613
'Yes, we get that one, too.'
462
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:34,380
'No, I'm really sorry
but we have no use'
463
00:22:34,446 --> 00:22:36,546
'for "Modern Bride"
at the moment.'
464
00:22:37,613 --> 00:22:41,213
'Yes, Mom, I've been flossing.'
465
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,156
(Overton) 'Now, see, girl, that's
just what I was talking about!'
466
00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:44,446
(Synclaire) 'Ooh!'
467
00:22:44,513 --> 00:22:46,113
[extinguisher hissing]
468
00:22:48,213 --> 00:22:51,513
(Overton) 'Another burnt
bagel disaster averted.'
469
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,813
(Synclaire) 'Oh, Overton!'
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