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Hurry, Jackie!

I know.

We mustn't allow shendu

to release the water demon.

No, hurry!

Uncle's legs are getting a big cramp!

Join us, sister dearest.

(Screeches)

Whoa, fish outta water.

At last, liberation!

And now, - for some libation...

Which will require moister climes than this.

Uh-uh-uh...

Now that I have opened

the last portal, sister bai tza,

it is time to liberate me

from my prison of flesh.

Gah!

You dare request your freedom?

Have I not earned it?

As promised, I have released

all our brothers and sisters.

How curious, then,

that 6 demon sorcerers remain trapped in the void!

I should obliterate you on their behalf.

(Gasps)

I held my part of the bargain.

You cannot blame me for the meddlings

of Jackie chan.

(Engine)

Speaking of whom...

(Gasps) Quick, uncle! The chi spell!

(Struggles) Jackie, I am stuck.

I will not repeat the mistakes of the others!

Finn: Chariot race is over, chan.

It's gladiator time!

Strength and honor.

Uhh. Ech. My suit!

Uncle, get in.

Ohhh.

(Growls)

Is it over?

Am I free of shendu?

Uh, the mermaid said no deal, big v.

Uhh!

Quick, uncle. The chi spell!

(Chants)

Your spells may have quelled my siblings,

but I am the slippery one.

Aah!

(Slowed chanting)

Aah!

(Jittery chanting)

(Gasps)

(Honk honk)

Jade: Well, guess we won't be needing

that chi spell after all.

Don't be so sure, Jade.

Eh...Jade!

I thought I told you to stay with...

Tohru.

She is - very persuasive.

Uhh, help me out.

I must cast the chi spell.

Mamma Mia!

Aah!

(Quickly chanting)

Uhh!

Uncle: The water demon will return

to her undersea empire.

Then, not even my most powerful chi spell

will stop her.

So forget the books.

Let's pack our flippers and--uhh!

Research!

Bai tza's empire is also known

as the lost continent of Atlantis.

Atlantis?

I thought it was merely a myth.

No one has ever been able to find it.

Heh. Hence the "lost" part.

My empire lies in ruins!

Time has done its worst,

which means it is time

for me to claim a new empire.

Wearing the skirt is demeaning enough, shendu...

But this is over the line!

Shendu: Do you think I am pleased

with our union, valmont?

If I am to remain in your pathetic body,

I must at least make a few cosmetic improvements.

Now hold still while I sprout our tail.

Valmont: You'll do nothing of the--

shendu: Do not try to--

valmont: I'll fight you with every last--

shendu: And you will lose!

Shendu!

Good madam, free me of shendu.

I beg you.

Look what he did to my head!

Oh!

My answer to you and my sniveling brother remains...

No.

Hoo-hoo. Nasty piranha.

Bai tza: You!

Who, him?

Huh!

(Chuckles) Hey, you're a fish. I'm Finn.

We're simpatico--unh!

Direct me to a suitable new empire.

Uh, mi casa es su casa,

your amphibiousness.

A fish cannery?

See your point.

Well, there's lots of nice places

here in San Fran,

and it's all by the water.

Yeah, great town.

Mm...Except for the quakes.

Earthquakes?

Uh, that's right.

The San Andreas fault runs right through downtown.

Better idea...

You should move to the east coast.

Uhh!

So be it.

Your San Fran shall be the cradle

of my new undersea empire.

Uh, but isn't your undersea empire

supposed to be, you know...

Undersea?

And so it shall be...

Once I sink this city.

She's gonna sink the city?

Uh, can we be excused, shendu?

Yeah, seein' as how we opened

all the portals for ya. Heh heh.

You don't need us to carry

old pan ku anymore.

Never seeing any of you ever again

would make me a very happy dragon.

Say bye-bye to valmont.

Finn: I hear Utah's nice this time of year.

Chow: Anywhere but here.

Valmont: Weren't you listening, shendu?

If we stay here, we will drown.

Shendu: Not if we have gills.

Valmont: If you change so much

as another hair on my head, I'll--

shendu: You will what?

Do not be a fool.

The pan ku box is forged of good magic.

You know we cannot touch it.

Valmont: No, you cannot touch it.

Aaaaah!

Uhh.

(Gasps) My face... He's gone.

He's gone! He's--

out cold.

I found Atlanta.

Does that count?

Uncle, this is impossible.

Scientists have been trying to find Atlantis

for centuries.

(Bell jingles)

(Gasps)

Good evening.

What do you want?

Shh. You will wake shendu.

He's napping?

I rendered him unconscious.

Now please, you must help me.

I want him exorcised!

Like we're gonna help shendu

get in shape!

Ex-or-cised, Jane.

He wants to remove shendu's spirit

from his body.

But why should we help you?

Because there is nothing

that either of us wants more

than to be rid of that blasted fire demon.

A dark hand trick.

N-no tricks. I will tell you anything you want to know.

Uh, our hideout...

It's the helms fish cannery.

That's nice,

but we have bigger fish to fry.

Like finding the demon you unleashed, remember?

Unh...She's in San Francisco!

Bai tza?

Here? Where?

(Clears throat)

You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

Hmm. Hmmmm...

(Gags)

Bai tza's planning to sink San Francisco

by causing an earthquake?

But how?

Just because I am possessed by a demon

doesn't mean I can read their minds.

She would need to jar the fault

with an explosion or--

a flood.

Tea, sensei?

Thank you.

Valmont: Jolly good, tohru.

I would love a spot.

(Growls)

Uhh, right, then.

This han zi àwill suppress shendu's spirit

until I am able to concoct

a true exorcism spell.

Well, it's more becoming than a horn, I suppose.

Tohru, you must go with Jackie to cast

the water demon's chi spell.

Yes, sensei.

Ta-ta. Best of luck.

Come with us.

Awesome!

Not you, Jade.

You.

Aww.

But...

The exorcism spell.

You have resources.

We need them.

It's a big city, chan.

Jackie: I am following what we know

to be the path of the fault line

for any sign of bai tza...

That is, unless you have any better ideas?

Just like old times, eh, tohru?

(Growls)

I recommend you watch your back, chan.

Tohru turned coat on me, you remember?

You forced me to fight a demon.

Oh, yes, that's completely different

from what chan has you doing.

Jackie: Shh!

Down!

1, 2...

(Battle cries)

Hyah!

Heh. Thought you guys looked fishy.

So this is why your niece

is always with you.

And here I just thought

you were horribly irresponsible.

Jade, how did--

had section 13 hook me up

with satellite surveillance. Duh.

Bai!

And good-bye to you, Jade.

No. Bai tza!

Why embarcadero station?

Perhaps she's hopping Bart

to the bay aquarium.

(Chanting)

I have seen such symbols in uncle's books

used for summoning spells.

What's she trying to summon?

Enough water for a flood?

The station's lower levels are underground,

closer to the fault.

And I can't imagine the subway system was built

to withstand the crushing pressure

of raging floodwaters.

Quickly, tohru. The chi spell!

I need preparation time.

I will run interference.

(Chanting)

Safe!

(Screams)

Aaaaah!

How nice to just stand back

and watch chan work.

I must be within range.

If Jade does not remain safe,

I will turn you inside out.

(Nervous) Ah ha ha ha.

I wont let her out of my sight, old chap.

Aah!

Uhh!

Uh-uh-uh.

Stay right here with uncle valmont.

(Growls)

(Chanting)

(Chanting)

(Both chanting respective spells)

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Uhh!

I hate fish.

Where is... The gourd!

Lose something?

Oof!

Hyah!

(Struggles)

I want to hold your hand.

Oof!

(Angry roar)

Uncle, we need another gourd.

And while you're at it,

we need to break a water-summoning spell.

Aiyaaa!

Too many spells!

Um, and how's that exorcism spell coming?

(Angry roar)

I'm going for the gourd.

(Deep breath)

Welcome to my world, chan!

Whoa!

Jackie!

Funny, I'm not sure who to root for.

Ow!

Go Jackie.

Go valmont.

And ruin my Italian shoes?

And keep shendu for a roommate?

Oh, all right.

(Battle cry)

You dare to betray me, shendu?

Yes, he does.

I insist you remove him from me at once

and give him a trouncing.

Ohh!

(Gasps) Valmont?

Ahh...Chan?!

They've been playing tricks on you, brother.

Then they shall suffer a dragon's fury!

Aaah!

(Choking coughs)

(Water draining)

Aah!

(Chanting)

¶ Uncle broke your spe-ell ¶

(chants)

Aah!

Uncle! Exorcism!

(Snarls)

We scared him off!

Uncle, you did not remove

shendu from valmont--ow!

With what spell?

Too many interruptions!

I had to concoct

anti-water-summoning spell first!

So bai tza and shendu remain at large.

Jackie, hello?

You just saved the city from the big one!

She will return.

And when she does,

we'll hook her like a trout.

Now come on.

I say we treat you to a pan ku breakfast.

Pan ku...

I meant pancake. Duh!

Now that sounds good, Jade.

I can sell these

hey, Jackie. Are you a good swimmer?

No, I'm--

I'm...Very bad.

I do swim in the private pool.

First time I went to the deep sea,

you know, on the boat, I was like...

When we stopped, we had to go to the beach.

Everybody jumped.

One by one jumped. I say, "they jump?

I jump." You know, I jumped down,

but I come into-- (Gasps)

I'm scared about swimming.